Big Dummy ! MeatHead ! Boat Ramp Shot Killer Gets Smoked (Chit Show)

Shot killing is a crime ! A crime punishable by extreme Chit Show. Today we are at the boat ramp and we call someone a "big Dummy".
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami. Today we film out of Black Point Marina.
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[@johnss449]

I'm a English only speaker. The Spanish adds some fun Spice to it 😂. I'm actually picking up learning some by watching 👍

[@saltyran]

Waaaaait for it! 👀

[@Kiki-Kauai]

Please don’t stop speaking both languages Alfred. It’s what makes your channel unique. There’s a certain flavor. I think it’s awesome that you connect with people the way you do. That’s my vote. 🌺

[@TOOMBSTONED]

Boater SHOT KILLS and gets the ChIt Show HEX : BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP 😂🤣😂🤣 DO NOT SHOT KILL !!!

[@kevinvanlohuizen2709]

All the creatures saw the fame Fred got, now it's an open casting call.

[@Kee-Kay1]

ALFRED, MAYBE WHERE THEY FILLED FISH SHOULD BE CALL " CHIT FILLEY CROWD"

[@surfstarcc1]

As a fellow Mako owner, I'm insulted by this man. 🤣

[@maribelmartinez490]

Greetings from ocklawaha Florida You should call your baby cuda Celia

[@jim-xj4ub]

Al be happy with a boat that was designed in the stone age. Any two trees and a floor we have a pontoon boat. Just laugh at the people without a BOAT.

[@michaelcarmean4906]

Alfred 😳😵‍💫🙄 Idiots Idiots Idiots And They Drive a Car… Scares Me

[@samgentile7494]

Hi Alfred, when are you holding a boat naming contest for your granny boat? It think you should name your new vessel "Bloop, Bloop, Bloop"

[@sloburnjo]

so no life jackets nor bumpers nor basic skills = perfect chit show ! Ola Alfred your Spanish keeps it real !

[@djriddleandgmoney5930]

They know the code now for sure as they watch and like on their new iPad. I feel if it is the Chit show it also has to be the Chot killer

[@dianesaumure9729]

Joystick should of bought a smaller boat 😂😂😂

[@nodayatthebeach]

This guy in the Mako is all over the place! Too funny.

[@kooterthefish]

I love that 1st story

[@JuanCruz-km3ec]

That guy on the mako was born on a Wednesday, atrvesao 😂😂😂 Middle child. With a pat express

[@4x4_Adventures]

So do you know the guy from Miami boat ramps that sits there too? I left a message on his page telling them to leave your spot :)

[@mancavemotorsports]

Ima pull up to yell what up from filet tables 😂😂. Nah I'm driving down with wife and kids to Disney. Ima tryna sneak a day trip to the yams😂😂 Sunday

[@teresacastro8899]

Love the chit show!!!

[@user-ROBSTIME87121]

If they didn't crack the code before, they did NOW! Thanks to the CHIT SHOW!!!

[@kencrouch668]

Alfred's line of the day:" sometimes people's credit is better than their skill!" Also- "I'm working on the Grandpa boat on a budget!"

[@michaelcarmean4906]

All Hell No… 😳 If They’re That Stupid… They Can’t Have Good Credit

[@MrBobbyBX]

Come clean Alfred, Allisa IS your favorite! You told on yourself.😊

[@saltyran]

Pro shot kill Bill in that Mako. He couldn’t replicate that perfection if he tried. 💩

[@thatcrazylawnguy]

I finally ordered my Chit Show hat...been on the site for months thinking they were sold out...just discovered the 'load more' button on luxary rib tenders store.

[@randallcaldwell4611]

Good morning Alfred!😀🐾

[@Just_Joe71]

I like the Spanish talk even though I don't know what your saying😂

[@drewmeeker6013]

Alfred, I don’t know how but you always catch the best footage and the audience loves it and it turns a bad day into the greatest day ever❤

[@KM.130]

Good morning Alfred!

[@barrygoldkind99]

That Captain gives Mako's a bad name.

[@sloburnjo]

so no life jackets nor bumpers nor basic skills = perfect chit show ! Ola Alfred

[@KM.130]

Pepto Bismol pink boat with matching shorts-WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!! And the Mako with joystick = more dollars than “sense”!!!

[@thomasosildenif763]

Yeah, I don’t speak in Spanish as you mentioned in the video. However, it’s soothing. I don’t know😂 it’s not that bad. But you called it with the shot killer. You had him painted like the Mona Lisa, as soon as you saw him. Called all attributes before his glorious side dock/paint peeler…

[@coleytoons]

Ya know what I like and find kinda refreshing about your videos (well most videos from other content creators with the same kind of content)? You might see like 1-5 people on their phones😀. Most of the time I don't see anyone on their phone. 👍👍👍👍👍 I should've watched the whole video before I commented😆 at like 10:58 right in front of the camera BAM a little kid is on a phone while on the boat with the family🤣🤣🤣

[@123cbman]

Love the Cuban in you when you speak spanish.

[@gregorymceaddy8884]

It's amazing how he doesn't swing wide and offset the current while touching reverse thrust to bring it in

[@readyred2690]

It’s such a small world I know your brother Alex he’s a really good friend of mine. I’ve known him over 20 years.

[@samgentile7494]

Come on Alfred stop stalling. We want to see you launch and later dock and pull your granny boat out at these ramps. Bloop, bloop, bloop!

[@mickw.4912]

What's the pontoon series? P.s. I speak no Spanish!!!!!😂 Can you kill sharks?

[@bluemule3891]

Oye, at 9:26 there is a big black snake in the water between the shore and the starboard side of boat coming in, looked like a moccasin. Blue Mule

[@seymourrackoff]

Yes

[@thomastaylor6991]

The more chitty the show,just makes Fred's hunger grow.

[@GmanfromTexas]

LMAO 😂 don’t shot kill Alfred or you will pay dearly. 😝.

[@keithscudder7136]

@@GmanfromTexas He'll just take the Drain plug for starters ! :)

[@rickbarros4958]

We're just spraying something, or was it bug sounds or misting device?

[@johnpoplawski9053]

That guy needs to practice docking a boat when the tide is coming in and inside is going out what's wrong what's wrong

[@stimpsonjcat67]

Grampa toon needs side LED lighting and a mirror ball or go home!

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Blue Mako guy: "I could'a been a CONTENDER!"

[@thatsjarrod1965]

Does everybody in Miami have a boat? What do all these folks do for work?

[@carlosgomes6821]

The guy with the mako needs a drivers licence. Worse he has a joystick.

[@mitch326m]

I hope he drives better on the highway cause he damn sure can’t drive a boat.

[@joryguinn2692]

Did ya all see that line get wrapped in the twin 150 at the dock lol. Fishing line

[@valhallabjj1032]

Dile al tipo del Mako , que venda la P$%&@ esa bro.

[@tedsgibson]

I enjoy how comfortable you are communicating with the boaters in their language. Keep it coming!

[@danielyoung7175]

They may not have cracked the code, but now they have it. Lol

[@stephengreen9540]

Whats up Alfred I am 48 No I would not wear the shorts

[@4x4_Adventures]

Was that a hole in the side of that guy's boat that kept hitting the dock?

[@mickw.4912]

This place is NUTS man, was that an IV? 🤮

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

I think it was a K from a shot-up drug boat.

[@larryperdue508]

What are those black tubes next to the motors at the stern of the boat 😊

[@johnss449]

FRED 2024 🎉

[@ross6343]

'Shot Kill' SHOULDN'T be on the water in any type of boat...I mean FFS Admiral...the clown has a joystick and still can't dock...GEZZZZ...

[@m.johnson119]

I like the pink boat and matching shorts!

[@andyestrada229]

Mako Driver is horrendous! Coñaso no Jode! lol

[@mickw.4912]

Where are the lifevests? I don't see one person with one?

[@gregorymceaddy8884]

Those codes are not that easy to crack on the I pad...

[@lamiglass1]

I wanna see you make grandpa boat ultra fast

[@rayrocha7844]

That's the LGBT gen that dresses like that😂

[@ricotime9264]

The shorts came with the boat added bonus 😂

[@deniseapple1946]

Folks need to take a class on docking 101🥺

[@caroldavid1019]

Like your videos but I believe you get better video quality if you just use an iPhone 14.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Change your video settings on KZbin Carol My vodeos are filmed in 4k

[@kirksardie4337]

Finish it first !!! Then we cruise.....

[@hemipower63]

I will never kil Alfred’s shot

[@stevemorris8545]

RIP that port side gel coat.

[@garystrain2788]

Joystick and still no clue 😅

[@joymarie2793]

Who doesn't know how to fish lol

[@ricotime9264]

Alfred el shot killer se convirtió al and then the hero comes along 🎶 por Ka ….Le….Bron 😂😂😂😂

[@clarencesmith66]

Please learn to focus!

[@patrickdiehl6813]

That pooy Mako is going to have a lot of dock bites before that guy gets wind and current through his head😂

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

And there's the problem: the wind and current are IN his head 😊 When you drive a boat like a car, all bets are off.

[@patrickdiehl6813]

@@thedevilinthecircuit1414 Yeah, the traction control isn't present in boating🤣🤣🤣

[@lamiglass1]

Maybe that mak- should ask the guys for advice who moved the boar from freedom boat club to ramp 10 without a functioning motor!

[@Fast402]

When I see someone in a beautiful and very expensive boat who hasn't a clue how to drive it I always wonder where they got the money to buy it.

[@velindaasam1724]

Where is Fred?🐊

[@mickw.4912]

An ANGEL came

[@KingmanRoss]

Howdee all.

[@kellibreen3325]

I love when you speak Spanish. I’m learning! Thanks

[@dbdors]

I can never get the CC to work. it never translates.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Test it on older videos

[@dbdors]

@@AlfredMontaner Thanks, i have done that. But still no luck. Maybe it's my settings, I search for help, but no idea.

[@kirksardie4337]

ALFRED !!!!!!!!!!

[@AlfredMontaner]

KIRK!

[@craignelson3243]

Why do so many of those people that obviously have poor boating skills try to go to the left side of the dock when all they would have to do is go to the right side and let the tide take them in to the dock?