Big Ed Puts Mayo In Zach's Hair - H3 Podcast

[@clintonleonard5187]

"I need Dan" was such a great moment. Truly Zach was in a moment of need, and like a brother, Dan was a source of comfort for him. Very touching.

[@callmebiz]

timestamp? edit: 1:14:46

[@SKOMPAS]

I mean Dan was pouring the water I think he just needed more water poured on his head...

[@deejay7339]

40:06 Ed: "I've been getting a lot of body shame" 40:12 Ethan: "Oh, that's not right..." But....... They were joking how he had no neck last episode XD

[@dannymo4390]

@@deejay7339 most likely meant in a direct eye to eye setting. like when someone says it to the face is not equal to goofing on someone on a show.

[@dannymo4390]

At first I heard "I'd eat Dan" in the vein of "anything for the show" :'D

[@Softestpretzel]

Ed: I love my beautiful 23-year-old fiance Also Ed: How old are you Zach? Zach: 22 Ed: Oh jeez, you're still a kid. ...

[@jamesf.7431]

Oh boi yikkers

[@Chaz1871]

You stop being a kid when you turn 23, duh.

[@coughpillbox748]

Kinda creepy, Ed. 🧐

[@mikeyd12334]

i had the same thought lol

[@mhatc3]

Jeez

[@SteezyMcDude]

TLC has no clue how much publicity Big Ed brought to their season from this episode alone.

[@riajakobsson2292]

Shane M where can I see it online? I’m from finland

[@yee6376]

@@riajakobsson2292Hulu not yet tho

[@nanajosh6697]

I could see them working together.

[@golden4593]

Tlc got the freakiest stuff

[@isabel4243]

On TLC's youtube, his videos have significantly more views than the rest of the videos lol !

[@Petdub]

“Zach how old are you?” “I’m 22” “Oh so you’re a kid” -his gf is one year older than Zach 💀

[@dennydarkko]

Title should've been zack meets his estranged father

[@spathotan]

2 minutes - "The mayo is really starting to get to me" 5 minutes - "The mayo is really starting to get to me" 50 minutes - "The mayo is really starting to get to me"

[@chaunceyloveshack9530]

the smell is just exponentially increasing to where he forgets it even smelt bad before.

[@diabl2master]

He's trying to hide the fact that he loves it

[@xenonram]

He said it at the 15 minute mark, right after BDE Big Ed left.

[@TrentTheTraveler]

Andrew Delashaw a2ze

[@obama6047]

Chauncey Loveshack it’s like when you have a bad trip and it keeps getting to you every 5 mins

[@owenyoung9915]

I did notice something “how old are you?” “22” “oh omg you’re just a kid” *is dating a 23 year old* big suspect.

[@celerispaghetti7495]

I was going to comment: "just realized I'm only 1 year younger than Zack and now I feel old" XD

[@princesspasta]

Absolutely. He seems like a genuinely nice guy but I cannot get past the creep-factor of how young his fiancé is. Younger than his daughter for Pete’s sake

[@Mustangg]

GarlicPoncho people always talk about cut-offs when it comes to older people dating young people.... I definitely think that if they’re younger than your child that should be a cut-off

[@solame10101]

Ed seems a bit special though, im not sure he actively thinks about the age gap as a thing but with the comment to Zack theres obviously a subconcious understanding of it. I think he is genuinely just naive about it, more than actively pursuing a young girl for the age.

[@3starperfectdeer233]

Or you looked at someone else's comment

[@reyclair]

This guy exploited Rose for fame, lied to her, and blasted her flaws in front of millions when she never complained about his on camera. She said on Instagram live that he just wanted to be famous, and how dare he embarrass her and use her. He now has KZbin, TikTok, Insta, Cameo, and whatever else. He even mentioned in his Instagram live that he's happy about the attention- his daughter stopped talking to him, his mother got mad at him, but "here I am, talking to you guys, and this is awesome." I don't care about his looks or whatever, he just has a selfish, ugly personality.

[@Straytom]

Honestly disappointed in H3 for bringing him on the podcast

[@jackchildree1491]

Gh05tgirl couldnt have known about that stuff when this was filmed

[@Straytom]

@@jackchildree1491 Wasn't it filmed after it came out?

[@jackchildree1491]

Gh05tgirl all they had seen right here was the mayo in hair stuff and some of the goofy clips they showed at the start

[@KingJohnTX]

Yeah because a 23 year old women from a impoverished country who's desperate to marry an American man in his 50s has no ulterior motives...🙄🙄🙄

[@stink7153]

Big ed: we're going to put this hair cap on. Ethan: HE HAS PUT A BAG ON HIS HEAD

[@ErikRodrii]

Bubble buddy lmao i was like uhh..... tf?

[@eugenef0zzy]

Ethans so good at parody commentary

[@dedu98]

@@eugenef0zzy right

[@hairycrocs5038]

Ethan: I’m not going to talk about politics *immediately starts talking about politics*

[@anthonyditty7237]

Aidan the Alien I already skipped through 10 mins..

[@commentetiquettestudent1788]

Nope he didn't

[@Connarcw]

He's really grown out of touch, been watching since the Israel days and ugh money and fatherhood really did a number on Ethan's perspective. He really needs to chill with politics cause I'm just sooooo close to being out on this.

[@gaffegiraffe6969]

It's because he's fat. People in general have a higher likelihood to talk about bullshit politics per pound of extra fat they have. Big fupa is big

[@DanielAcostaArt]

He needs to be out with politics, he’s famous for his memes not necessarily his opinions

[@blaineishere3851]

I fell asleep while watching the H3 podcast and had a dream where oprah mistook a cat turd for a piece of chocolate and ate it on stage. When I woke up I figured it must have been mentioned in the show. Turns out when Oprah fell down on stage and they kept referring to the video as “Oprah eating shit on stage” my brain misinterpreted. My sleep brain forced me to watch Oprah eat a cat turd and I blame H3H3

[@breadboi8747]

Thats actually hilarious lol

[@karenluna4194]

Blaine Hoover this is the best comment I’ve ever seen.

[@daxheesters7729]

Blaine Hoover Hahah papa bless

[@lauretahuit6425]

This happens to me all the time

[@chadwarden593]

There is a universe where this happens

[@ryannicole777]

talking about a third world country around 42:00 and the only thing he says is “it has some of the most beautiful women in the world” idk that sentence rubbed me the wrong way.... just proving how men equate women’s value and worth to their looks ... not the fact that all humans deserve safety lol

[@joyfulcookiegaming]

yes thats creepy and horrible way to think. so if shes ugly in a poor world shes worthless to them

[@gangster0gaby]

He's basically reducing them into a fetish 🤢🤮

[@LunaDelTuna]

Right it's like saying "God don't you hate how disgusting those Hooter's bathrooms are? But damn those chicks are smokin' so I put up with it"

[@shineeshome]

@Dreadful Truth it proved how creepy he is.

[@ryannicole777]

@Dreadful Truth I said men. it didn't imply all men. but go off

[@nayemorusa6244]

i felt so bad when zack was trying to get the mayo out all by himself my poor boy he's really the mvp going all out for the show please someone help him and give hi hair products and a RAISE

[@Redfoxx4eva]

take your finger outta yer nose so you can type better lol. jokes aside he is the mvp of the show.

[@sweefysnewdad2689]

He’s the test rat of the show

[@Nina33343]

When Big Ed said ‘thank you for being my friend.’ 🥺

[@noneya7910]

That was so wholesome

[@adamrivera7667]

When

[@Nina33343]

Adam Rivera toward the end of his interview

[@kappermixs]

looking for this comment :)

[@jungeezy]

It’s so sad how much hate he gets. He regretted what he did 28 years ago and just wanted love because he was lonely, and everyone on the internet is just making fun of him. Heartwarming to see the wholesome moments with him

[@matthewgower]

I gotta say Big Ed was probably one of the best guests we’ve had on the show. It was greater than I thought possible. Can’t wait to have him back

[@CowLandKing]

Big Ed must return.

[@chaeryeongies4197]

“how old are u?” “22” “oh ur a kid” 𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝟮𝟯

[@dreww8941]

Zoinks!

[@3incher982]

Yeah we all read the other comment

[@kissme1518]

Yeah okay lemming. Already read about 5 other comments like yours

[@TPB_Bubbles]

Zach: " It's not that bad actually" Also Zach *gagging and heavy breathing*

[@jacobdelan.8533]

Where's PewDiePie?

[@emilybrown8334]

Obviously Zach has never washed his hair in the sink, like you go under the running water dumbie that’s why it wasn’t coming out.

[@jacobdelan.8533]

@dr badboy hahaha!

[@rikkiharo]

"Zachrifice" should be a segment on the show

[@patriksalmi]

Rikki Haro Yes

[@KillerKabel]

Zachrifices must be made 💯

[@alexsilva28]

It already is lol

[@scottydontpee7229]

all in favour of zachrifice say I

[@ps1neville]

Ethan: ive had Jack Black, Bill Burr, Andrew Yang. Post Malone: am i a joke to you?

[@HarshNerf]

I think Ethan was just listing recent stuff. Post Malone was years ago

[@ronaldraygun6304]

Post Malone was already on awhile ago

[@ps1neville]

@@ronaldraygun6304 i think you misunderstood what i said

[@pandaguzman664]

Forget him what about the regula

[@ps1neville]

@@pandaguzman664 "forgetting" post malone is not allowed

[@T0M_X]

34:37 is when big ed comes on

[@nomnomnugget]

Thank you!!

[@rangerwh5508]

Thanks

[@leking007]

thx chief

[@noxsiv8917]

@@nomnomnugget mvp

[@sdvamg123]

Thanks!!

[@incognitorat8058]

big ed is such a sweet soul and a character. he really wanted to make the segment funny and include everyone in it

[@JSMan5000]

Yeah seems like a really nice guy

[@coughpillbox748]

@Opaque Motives this white man wants to pass his inferiority to innocent brown people 😠😡🤬

[@leftypirate]

@@coughpillbox748 always about race gtfo

[@Not_an_alligator]

@@coughpillbox748 Tf you talkin about

[@coughpillbox748]

@@Not_an_alligator 😒 you're this dumb, huh?

[@sparksflylove]

Big Zack puts mayonnaise in Little Zack’s hair

[@Joe-tb5bx]

I want to like this comment but its at 69 likes and i cant ruin it

[@Kvytie]

Job title: sound lad Job description: uuuuuhhhhhhh

[@revengeacademy]

K T ~ laughed a lot 😭

[@7chrisdowski7]

You’re cute, what your ig?

[@Kvytie]

Chrisdowski @kvytie

[@hanna8349]

Big ed: married a girl who’s like 23, thinks nothings wrong with it Also big Ed asking zack how old he is: 23? Wow you’re still a kid!

[@haileygrey5047]

😳😳😳🤢 he's so gross on multiple levels

[@bradleyosornio9566]

I immediately went to the comments to see if anyone else heard that

[@hannahcardenasavila7468]

didn’t marry her

[@user-11Il10I1]

fortunately they didn't married each other

[@ThePotatoBoy80]

Not only does he tell Zach he's a kid but he puts mayonnaise on his hair

[@EthanKleinScat]

🥰The fact you guys had such a quick turn around on bringing us this glorious meme man ED really shows that the podcast is still h3h3 at its core. This is the wholesome gaff we needed today. LOVE you guys.

[@nemoiswhatever]

"how was the energy?" "Energized", pretty much sums up how i answer questions on my exams

[@clairec2398]

I died

[@jimothyj2638]

78 yr old with insane reflex type energy

[@TheRealBlackBoxTV]

Pretty much it summs up how useless can Ian be sometimes

[@smilysprid]

Trish has officially hit "friend of the show" status. She'll be satisfied to hear that

[@btbwilkinson]

I mean, he also referred to Jake Paul as friend of the show in the few episodes.

[@pandaguzman664]

Waiting to run into her to get satisfied

[@maqima]

I used to think she was trashy fr but I fuckin love her now that she appears on the show it's golden

[@pieterciere5012]

Maq um i’m pretty sure she’s still trashy. she’s a horrible person and extremely gross but entertaining. i think ethan agrees

[@ringsofbravo]

@@pandaguzman664 same

[@TheNumberTwelve]

38:21 Hila immediately looking for Big Ed’s wedding ring after he says the show already finished taping lol

[@smoketears6874]

“I NEED DAN!” Loool that’s should be a sound bite

[@bilbo2460]

Timestamp all sound bite requests👌🏻

[@wrastlinape]

1:14:47 so good

[@ClaptonCheeks]

I’m here I’m here I’m here

[@SuperCannibas420]

it has running water in the clip though, its not the best quality

[@christyguy59]

Big Ed saying "and thanks for being my friend" made me tear up. Awww, what a feel good episode this was!

[@katepfrancis]

Big Ed is so pure & needs to be treasured - his “just kidding” after saying something is so cute omfg

[@Austin-bo2]

Hop off big Ed he’s mine

[@MrJMoneyKill]

Ikr omg I love him

[@kevindube7096]

I can’t be the only one seeing parallels between him & the angry “Bagel Boss” guy, right? 🤷🏽‍♂️ Not only are they the same height, they both have had management teams that seem to be exploitive & they both seek out bagels & mayo every morning. What is this life?

[@jennyfromtheblock668]

Pure with a childbride, sure.

[@beavisyearning4922]

Ed: I love my beautiful 23-year-old fiance Also Ed: How old are you Zach? Zach: 22 Ed: Oh jeez, you're still a kid. ... Avery Hill

[@Isabelle-co9bm]

Ok but can u guys talk about how Ed kinda turned out to be controlling, insecure, and selfish? It sucks but I want to hear Hila’s take on it

[@michelarose9486]

Isabelle YES I AGREE!!!! THANK YOUUUUUU

[@MisterWealth]

Ironic considering Hila controls Ethan lmao

[@jungeezy]

Of course he’s insecure, he’s been bullied all his life for his appearance. Controlling doesn’t seem like the right word - he had conditions he wanted Rose to meet. Everyone does this, but you don’t call it “controlling” when you want your bf to spend time with you instead of with his friends, now do you? And selfish seems pretty wrong. He seemed cautious for sure - I think anyone would be traveling to a different country alone hoping to meet someone.

[@kaylaleave]

It’s a show I can’t believe people believe theatrics

[@ayenil1322]

MisterWealth bruh not really she’s really laid back for a girl

[@Roadrunner-n9k]

I swear to god, they're getting interesting character roster this year. papa john? more paytas cringe? *MAYO HAIR* !?!? and don't forget the sound bite material from all this chaotic energy

[@roguepoison]

I need a podcast pizza party with all these personalities on H3

[@akillen77]

@@ObesePuppies I used to think the same but her personality kind of wins me over. But she's also super manipulative so I'm not sure how to feel.

[@stevencooper5235]

but sadly the pewdiepie dlc has been delayed due to unexpected issues

[@bb-od9ku]

I like trisha

[@deejay7339]

Still no Pewdiepie

[@Emily-kd2zv]

If things don’t work out between Ed and Rose, my mom is a single 38 year old redhead physician and I would love to have Ed as a dad.

[@leacunningham2205]

The Bachelor with Ed

[@sillylilkoala]

@@leacunningham2205 it's The Bach3lor get it right son

[@leacunningham2205]

@@sillylilkoala sorry. I'm illiterate

[@godspeed2272]

@@leacunningham2205 YES

[@joerogers2293]

Ed is all of our papas

[@foifoifoi610]

That makes me sad that Big Ed was sad about people making fun of him :(

[@bunk_ink]

Me too, I felt so happy when he said how much he appreciated the love from H3!

[@darlenepaul2918]

@@bunk_ink He seems fun and sweet to me.

[@darcyaa1571]

He seems so genuine. I really wanted to give him a hug.

[@warriah]

@@darcyaa1571 how about now? He deserves everything. He's a narcissistic insecure immature man child

[@piggybackshiggy]

Damn, this didn't hold up. People were being WAY to nice to him.

[@BryceNolen]

I love the back and forth at 10:24. This is a perfect example of a couple making each other better. Ethan was having an overreactive moment because of some personal stuff. Hila, knowing he's prone to this, responded calmly to let him know he did not have to rant, and Ethan was reseptive to her feedback and chilled out. I work with couples on a weekly basis and love seeing interactions like this. It shows that we can be vulnerable and have our stuggles but if we surround ourselves with supportive people who understand us, we can work towards building each other up. I imagine this is a conversation that they have had before and we see it playing out so well here! It just makes me happy to see!

[@pewdiejunior5928]

Stfu

[@tessemo]

@@pewdiejunior5928 stfu, go to bed

[@ericwellmann429]

@@pewdiejunior5928 ???

[@user-ms9mu4ww4p]

@@pewdiejunior5928 ooOO scaRy

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

+Bryce Nolen: In part to offset the juvenile response you got earlier, I just wanted to say nice observation. It was good to have a more clinically informed analysis on that than just the usual "Couples goals."-type comments.

[@valasproduktio1003]

Big ed; ”I’ve been getting body shamed a lot” Ethan; oh wow that’s not right Also ethan earlier; look at this dude he has no neck

[@Veromoi4]

Laflame 😂f*ck

[@maxrice9902]

I cringed so bad at that part ngl

[@gabygalvante4184]

I laughed so hard I wiggled

[@allilatif1600]

The hypocrisy man himself

[@rabihalawani7174]

I don’t know if that should really count, he didn’t mean to shame him you know ? Ethan doesn’t seem to dislike the guy. I don’t think he actually said that to shame ed

[@TAB1999]

Big Ed looks like he could be Zacks father lol

[@walmarp]

؜؜؜

[@rocknroland1]

Zach 2.0

[@ambientaddict7613]

💀

[@Doctor_Dank]

Lmao🤣 you are absolutely right!

[@nslouka90]

Well, if Big Ed’s fiancé bails out I hear Trisha Paytas is single.

[@jackrourke7674]

Nick Slouka nice

[@michaelb4538]

The new posh and becks. Jay z and B. Kanye and Kim. Jen and Brad. Ethan and hilia.

[@pandora9814]

omg make that happen H3H3 XDDD

[@vinnievee5710]

Ed seems to good for her

[@2211DarkBoy]

No longer XD

[@Daisybaberesin]

H3H3 podcast is the best show on the internet, I can’t believe I never knew about this until frenemies, I’m so glad you and Trisha made that podcast because I am now obsessed with H3H3 and a proud foot soldier 😂

[@pen0polis]

Same here, i'm hooked

[@amyk.2500]

Same!!

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

I also was introduced to this from Trisha. Now I only watch this and can’t really watch Trisha anymore. I love the H3 crew

[@jaiceeann9301]

Fr I’ve been watching every single podcast💀

[@niclikescakes]

This comment thread is a beautiful example of our fan-accumulation process working as it should

[@AlgaeEater09]

“Thanks for being my friend”. Omg this guys the sweetest. Please have him back

[@jmoney7289]

AlgaeEater09 it was a special moment

[@behabtwa]

apparently he knew what kind of hate was coming towards him.

[@liliyab8041]

Ethan: who are the famous people we've had on here? Papa John: *am I a joke to you*

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

He literally is though

[@AnoNiMuse]

@@XxThatGuyOverTherex1 *dough (for pizza)

[@ethank.6602]

How many ethans can we get down in this thread?

[@attilapataki46]

post malone?

[@blahuhm6782]

Bob saget

[@Remember-Death]

I grew up eating Sloppy Joe. My dad had his own recipe and it was delicious, he would serve it on thick, buttery-toasted buns. But, whenever I had Sloppy Joe from anywhere else (school, family, etc), theirs would be tasteless and mediocre. R.I.P dad, and thanks for the amazing Sloppy Joe's.

[@angelararara6350]

Papa bless

[@coughpillbox748]

We're coming for that recipe, my dog

[@aguy2162]

Life is weird. Because of a comment from a person I have never met, on a video from a channel I am not subbed, about yet another man I have never met, I will now forever toast my buns when making Sloppy Joes And one day, when I am much older and am making Sloppy Joes for my kids, and I present to them, buttery, toastu buns, I will say to them, yeah "some dude online gave me this idea. Pass it on."

[@godspeed2272]

@@aguy2162 ain't the internet beautiful

[@danielw.2554]

@@aguy2162 we live in an amazing time

[@HeglaYoutube]

"ask me in two months but not right now..." - March 2020 ...Well that aged poorly

[@seraphen.a]

omg hehe someone else who's here in 2021 heyyyy 💅

[@dakota.avalanche]

@@seraphen.a im here too!

[@Lewdicrous]

2021 club whoop whoop, we made it

[@legirlnextdoor]

indeed

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

2020 was horrible

[@Mustangg]

10:49 can "I'm always under attack" become a soundbite?

[@dillonmichaelson3787]

Hell yeah

[@YraExalgaSkgs]

Ed is probably the chillest guest. He seems like you could just meet him and be grilling a week later.

[@Yoglers]

Y'ra Exal'ga S'kgs grilling

[@garrettduhon2584]

I love that they helped give this guy a voice I love this character the podcast just keeps getting better and better thank you the entire cast of the podcast for being entertaining and just positive people in general.

[@mellowvibes4702]

Garrett Dean guess you didn’t see the last episode?

[@morganr9611]

Mellow vibes I did and he may have as well and it was great! As previous comment suggests...keeps getting better and better

[@mellowvibes4702]

Badgal Momo yea ok your probably some weird hipster from California too so your use to the snobby shit but the rest of us normal people don’t care for it

[@garrettduhon2584]

I'm so confused I dont see the problem

[@InvisibleHeavy]

Zach could have a monthly fear-factor type segment where he endures heinous shit to prove his continued loyalty to the podcast. You could call it THE ZACHRAFICIAL LAMB

[@atable2505]

Why does this just sound like the zacrifice comment but it’s if he was trying to hit an essay word count

[@hellofuckingkitty5971]

@@atable2505 I didn’t notice until after I read your comment. So then I read it back and... you’re too fucking accurate-

[@saddytrends]

Omggg this is acc a good idea im living for the name

[@Druggid]

This guy looks like Hugh Mungus' older brother.

[@Miller_Time]

This deserves all the likes

[@Heliogabalos]

Hugh Mungus and his dear brother the Mayor of Nnaise

[@Tkwilkings]

Ednormous

[@SCP-sy4cp]

Gigh Gantic

[@Tozyro]

Damn this guy Ed is literally a hidden gem. God bless him

[@Elijah666]

He's disgusting

[@Tom-tp5lg]

@@Elijah666 yes you are

[@mikebiggums1921]

Oh come on talking about memes involving political figures isn't the same thing as "talking about politics" and you all know it. This was a fun episode and feels more like classic H3.

[@maczann]

@@drzaious8136 basically 327 million x 1 million because each person is getting 1 mil. The total would be insanely higher than 500 million

[@ajricherson1099]

@@drzaious8136 How do you dress yourself in the morning?

[@Awaiser12]

DrZaious I don’t know if your joking or not

[@FluffyMatzahBalls]

@@drzaious8136 The first part of your logic is correct, the second wrong. Writing it out in numbers and equations (multiplication not subtraction) might help: •If you pay 327 people $1 each, you need $327. *(327ppl × $1 = $327)* •If you pay 327,000,000 people $1 each, you need $327,000,000. *(327,000,000 x $1 = $327,000,000)* . *Whereas* : If you pay 327,000,000 people $1,000,000 each you have 327,000,000 ppl multiplied by $1,000,000 per person , equals *$327,000,000,000,000* . Saying the number "327 Million Dollars" equates to 327 million $1 bills. The common mistake is just a pretty simple one in translating from words to numbers. Edit: I also liked Big Ed's message. Go on w your bad self, Ed.

[@ekkex7983]

FluffyMatzahBalls thanks for not being an asshole to the dude lol

[@Jayisafunkydude]

Look at Ed’s face when Ethan mentions Rose. Ed kind of braces himself when her name comes up. That shit didn’t work out and it still stings for him.

[@bsummers1386]

Chris Ruiz she left him for a woman and is engaged to her.

[@AlphaCuck]

@@bsummers1386 source?

[@kaitlynanita448]

Chell Lopez eee

[@EM-xp7je]

He deserves being hurt for being such an asshole lmao. He literally was so controlling and lied to her wayyy to much. This man has way to many red flags.

[@zageous]

lmao

[@deejay7339]

40:06 Ed: "I've been getting a lot of body shame" 40:12 Ethan: "Oh, that's not right..." Literally last episode was joking how he had no neck XD

[@askebrunken9223]

Ethan has to appeal to his guests, so when there is a guest with low self-esteem because of body issues, body shaming is "Not okay". Ethan employs this method frequently, and i find it very infuriating, although it is through necessity. If we imagine a situation in which Ethan didn't employ this method, it would be a very weird situation, where Ethan insults the guest, then the guest is confused and insulted. The tension in the room would increase until the situation climaxes. This leads to the H3 podcast having a worsened reputation, and it would be increasingly difficult to get people to star on the show. In conclusion, we shouldn't be so harsh when situations like this arise, because the consequences of this, is that we get amazing guests.

[@deejay7339]

@@askebrunken9223 not sure what I just read

[@askebrunken9223]

@@deejay7339 I just felt that Ethan had fallen down into the white washed mainstream media route, and it annoyed me, since he used to be a radical and provocative guy, seeing him kowtow his guests was depressing, and i always try to look at the positives of subjects that annoy me. so i wrote this comment for people who like me, like the more provocative comedy, and are wondering why Ethan would so succumb to this path. The positive that i found was that, people like Ed would fell comfortable with appearing on the show.

[@v3rydryt0w3l7]

Aske Brunken my guy really just wrote a whole 5 page essay to say that Ethan is a coward lol

[@millie3065]

@@v3rydryt0w3l7 fax 😷

[@MARYMORTEM]

Dan helping zack is the cutest shit “I need dan” and the “thank you Dan” so damn cute.

[@jmoney7289]

MARY MORTEM 1:14:47

[@blahuhm6782]

"I gotcha buddy" really lifted my soul

[@user-tw4yo7xk9n]

Big Ed honestly brought a big smile to my face

[@mikebell7525]

He brought a Bonner to my jammies

[@TNGxNavySeal]

Same I didn’t think I would like this episode

[@CanadianWhatever]

"Her sister shook me down" by asking for $75.00 out of a type of desperation that he likely will never have to endure.

[@PwnZombie]

She was a scammer who went behind her sister's back

[@CryptoSmash]

Ethan: Zach Zach: ... Ethan: You are my sonnn, better than anyone, you're like a shiny new toy, you are my boyhhh.

[@Patch_616]

Crypto Smash great job!

[@lavaslice]

youtube team: great job guys, this comment system is showing comments with low like count only to annoy people and retain them more (pat in the back)

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

Not a bad boy.

[@TironCruvi]

Big Ed is the most grounded person on the podcast. "Don't freak out and wash your hands" :D Get him back as a guest, he's awesome :D

[@daenerystargaryen6669]

Loved this episode! Big Ed seems like such a genuinely kind hearted human being. More of him in the future!!

[@tylers2123]

Ethan is blissfully ignorant on all topics yet his opinions are very strong

[@MemeSupremeCookiesNCream]

like his political opinion.

[@BanEatingFrogs]

@@MemeSupremeCookiesNCream okay

[@lightingmckillyourself8602]

hes always been like that you get used to it

[@sjtez]

@Lighting McKillYourSelf Maybe. I'm new here, but I don't know if I can get used to him. I certainly don't think I'll ever get used to his eyebrows moving so much it looks like they are trying to escape from his face.

[@Puriantartica]

@@sjtez c'mon, don't pick on him for something he can't control. He has tourrette's. Criticise him for his shitty uneducated political opinions.

[@georgiaday5084]

It’s really scaring me to see how many people don’t understand why the tweet about Bloomberg giving everyone a million dollars is wrong. Stay in school people.

[@jmeofnc]

My math is a little rusty, 500 million couldn’t be split into 350 million? It seems like it’d come out to around 1.5 million each.. where’s the calculation error?

[@laurawest5739]

@@jmeofnc 500 million = 500 people getting a million each but it's still pretty early for me so I could be wrong lol

[@massojupiter3436]

His whole fortune isn't even enough to give .02% of all americans a million dollars

[@juanbahena57]

@jamie petty There's 350 million people multiple by 1 million that's way more than 500 million

[@georgiaday5084]

Jamie Petty Multiply 350 million by a million and tell me what you get. Just out of curiosity, how old are you?

[@ameru22]

Zach’s hair will feel dry because he washed the Mayo out with dish soap! I think this calls for a re-doOoo!!!

[@hanaivy8468]

Ame Y no he’s been thru enough 😂😭 n coconut oil and shea butter is what rlly works!!!!!!!Iono why Ed’s doin dat. U can get coconut oil for 5 dollars n shea butter at a local beauty supply store

[@ameru22]

True!! But Zach can get more golden points with Ethan now, haha.

[@amyill9280]

I know lol. That was the first thing I thought of. I was like, "Welp. The mayo treatment went to waste. Using harsh dish soap cancels out any positive effects of the mayo."

[@nellyioannidou5612]

Dish soap is actually pH neutral so he will be fine

[@penis__]

@@nellyioannidou5612 dish soap is designed to dissolve oil though so it'll dry his scalp out

[@Patch_616]

Big Ed saying he’s been getting body shamed kinda makes me wanna start an internet crusade. We must protect him.

[@Remember-Death]

Speaking of protection, Wu-Tang had a song called "Protect Ya Neck."

[@jaet4540]

@Gio Corvino it goes both ways. These "young" women are still grown adults who know what they're doing, they're also using these desperate, lonely men to get what they want.

[@Patch_616]

Gio Corvino you’re not wrong....but you know it’s possible to care about that issue and this man simultaneously right?

[@meowandfurrever9324]

Fast forward a couple months and no neck Ed is surprisingly the most unpleasant man to watch on tv. Not humble not nice just a sleezy dude looking to exploit rose

[@Limitlesspower98]

I mean its likely that they fabricated how he appears in the tv show. Tlc isnt really the most trustworthy source imo

[@Brittany-fx7yz]

He found her on fb by doing the typical creepy photographer thing: telling random girls how beautiful they are via fb messanger. She happend to answer him back. He wasnt going there to meet her until after he heard about the TLC casting. He was never serious about getting to know her or her son. He wanted to be on tv & didnt mind exploiting her situation in order to get his 15 mins.

[@andrewmcc03]

girls be harsh asf in this comment lol. ed just tryna bone ok, like every man

[@maddie-xk2uv]

Xinc. If he wanted to do that, he didn’t have to put their whole relationship on blast like that in front of everyone. It wasn’t right that he kept dragging it out unnecessarily if that was all he truly wanted.

[@meowandfurrever9324]

Luo Tianyi exactly, he could have done that in private and the world would never have to know or be in his business but he purposely chose to go on tv and embarrass her on many occasions..

[@PinkPoodleCrafts]

When i was in cosmetology, we learned about mayo in the hair... its called a cholesterol treatment and it is, infact, great for moisturizing your hair. BUT, it takes a bit to wash it out and in some people it can make their hair feel greesy afterwards. Its best for the ends of damaged hair.

[@radelta]

You must be the oldest person who watches h3h3. There's way better cholesterol treatments than mayonnaise, grandma

[@l3x1c0n1c]

@@radelta why you have to be rude?

[@boo3424]

radelta who hurt you dude

[@PinkPoodleCrafts]

@@radelta you're a moron dude. I was in cosmetology in the 90s and I was 17. These are the things they teach in cosmetology. My point was just to say that it's a real thing... as dumb as it is... it is something that is done....and I never ever said it was the best thing dingus....I said it was JUST A REAL THING THEY TAUGHT...I think you're the old person because you cant read so well... why dont you get your eyes checked gramps. But I suspect you're just an imature child whos mama never taught you manners. So next time you want to be rude.. why dont you go throw some mayo in your hair and stfu.

[@Nixonsmojo]

So rubbing it on your chest does not work then. I was bamboozled.

[@jarrettmaltry6305]

I do really like Ed, hopefully next time he’s with the references, the goofs the gaffs

[@StoneyD23]

Zach is always so spot on with those sound bites, I really don’t know how he gets to them so fast

[@PhilosopherFool]

5 minutes in: "the smell is starting to get to me" 10 minutes in: "the smell. is starting. to get to me." 16 years in: *the smell is starting to get to me*

[@samanthastephen9178]

Okay but Big Ed is amazing. He should be a regular throughout the seasons release!

[@torgg7493]

Zach ruined the mayo test when he put dish soap in his hair. It needs to be done again

[@345kate]

Torg g right!? Dish soap totally strips your hair

[@Turtlesnakemoose]

my thoughts exactly.

[@debbiegraund1783]

Ed really is the GOAT. He's the sweetest soul that's ever been on this podcast. He needs to be protected at all costs💖

[@ARMY_LA-MIGRA]

Yeah I really liked him tbh. PROTECT HIIIMMMM

[@afcps]

Isn't he about to get a young Asian bride, am I the only person who feels this is disgusting and wrong?

[@lirfrank]

@@afcps What's wrong with marrying Asians?

[@garyenwards1608]

That young Phillipino girl is a very very lucky young lady. I hope she likes the no 69 because Ed seems like the sort of sweety whos a Demon in the sack. I hope she brings more mayo cause i think Ed likes a sack lunch numnumnumnumnum

[@afcps]

@Bill Anderson yes true but he has to know that she is doing that and he was previously married so its not like this is his only hope i just think he wants to climb on top of her tbh sry

[@yaboighandiyo6510]

I've had an existential crises at 22 recently but hearing Big Ed call Zach a "kid" at 22 has really given me hope, ngl.

[@forklift9552]

22 is pretty young dude

[@commanderwaddles3483]

I definitely believe existential crises have more to do with experience & trauma than age. I had quite a few long lasting ones at the age of 15-17. I'm also in my 20s & I'm just chillin now. Worked through a lot of shit. Let go of a lot of shit. Changed priorities. Accepted things I just don't know yet. We'll be alright

[@yaboighandiyo6510]

@@commanderwaddles3483 I mentioned existential but I think I meant a quarter life crisis. Usually when these occur we review our life thus far and act accordingly, typically using these life reviews to foster proactive behavior. It sounds as if you've got a good hang of using these life reviews productively, keep it up, friend!

[@arianacolbert8587]

@allison♡ i just hit 18 and in my senior year of high school, i finally feel somewhat independent and free in my life. my i was always so scrambled before and not knowing what to do with myself but i have a better understanding of what i really wanna do in life 😸 definitely some things i never thought i would wanna do.

[@RavingPain]

1:12:19 tarzan getting waterboarded by animal poachers caught on tape colorized.

[@daniel.danimals]

Raving Pain underrated comment

[@paperremix]

Oh no lol

[@_PsychoFish_]

his scream is so perfect xD

[@Heywoodjablowme420]

😂😂

[@maxsinventions8913]

The whole time ethan and Dan were ragging on the sloppy joe sandwich, I was waiting for Zack to say "I love them" in his deep voice.

[@Endlessshadow1032]

Big Ed is a actually a super nice and wholesome dude. I really hope TLC doesn’t paint his story in an embarrassing or negative way.

[@asmruok1907]

They absolutely will

[@roguepoison]

Honestly I'm rooting for Big Ed and I don't even watch the show. He sounds like a nice guy and super charismatic, kinda gives me a Danny Devito vibe

[@alexxC37]

It’s negative all by itself. He’s going after a 23 year old girl. 6 years younger than his daughter. He lied about his height and lied about wanting children. That’s a dealbreaker in relationships. He even made the appointment to go get a vasectomy twice but chickened out. He would lie about anything to get what he wants. Not a wholesome guy like people are saying here.

[@oscarthegrouch9416]

I'm from the future he's not good

[@cookiemonsterqp]

reminder: we still want the Dan, Zack, and Ian takeover episode

[@pomelillo1]

Zach I love your "anything for the show" motto. YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT!!

[@gracedel5274]

i fuckin love zach

[@nayemorusa6244]

Zach is really the mvp

[@Jamie-lj8eq]

I honestly don't mind the political talk, but I do find it HILARIOUS that Ethan says "I get it, I won't talk about politics" and then proceeds to talk about politics for like. 20 minutes.

[@tylerbossone5106]

@@drzaious8136 if you gave 327 million people $1 each , you would have $173 million left over. You just said it would cost $327 trillion, so what do not understand.

[@MSQuaint]

​@@tylerbossone5106 You're right I'm just putting it a different way just in case. $327 million= 327 groups of 1 million dollars. You would only be able to give 327 people the full 1 million with that much money.

[@dreudax3294]

@@drzaious8136 i have 300e6 dollars and if there is 300e6 ppl in the world then if i distribute money equally amongst themselves, it becomes (300e6)/(300e6)=1. So 1 dollar for each.

[@frox5624]

Wow Ed is such a pure soul, I wish him nothing but the best in life 😭😭😭

[@jimothyj2638]

1:10:49 when Ethan laughs like this it absolutely slays me lmaooo

[@TheBigZUnit]

Do you have any other advice on how to keep safe from the coronavirus? Ed, “Yes mayonnaise in the hair.” Lmao this man is a gem

[@Memu_]

This is why i love this podcast: They started with political memes, then they put mayo in Zach's hair and finally they talked about horse semen.

[@fosheimdet]

A wise man once said: It's not about the length of the neck. It's about the length times girth divided by the yaw of the neck.

[@humanskull182]

Nice.

[@isoarts7784]

The true golden ratio

[@harleydavidsonmotors2000]

fosheimdet randy

[@abhisheksannidhanam6829]

Hahahahaha Deep cut from sp

[@OldSchoolDudeGaming]

Dan is that great friend who helps you when you're drunk and you know he has your back.

[@123Kiokiou321]

The brotherly bond of Dan cleaning out Zach's head is adorable lmao.

[@Veromoi4]

I really like big Ed. He’s a sweetheart. Naturally outgoing and entertaining. Will have to invite him back! :)

[@spencersherwood217]

I love this Podcast. Gives me something to look forward to every week. So hilarious, so entertaining. Keep up the brilliant work guys 👍

[@AshtonAU]

I don't understand how Ethan can praise this guy.

[@lacroixpoison9030]

Harrison Gray because he’s cool 😎

[@colebertram8482]

Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Just because he’s awful with women dosent mean hes a monster. Hes seems good in his core and means well . I agree he was a dick to rose at points but he has a message to people that suffer from self doubt that’s important.

[@Adrian-jr6sv]

He didn't know what Big Ed has done during this episode. since the show wasn't released when this episode was recorded, and Ed wasn't allowed to say what happened on the show. The only thing he knew about Ed at the time was that he put mayo in his hair.

[@MsPieman12345]

They did this podcast 2 months before the TLC season premiered so they didn't know big of a jerk Ed was.

[@DakotaEden]

I kinda get it. Not because I would praise Ed but because the similarly insecure vibe I get from Ethan.

[@blondiezee13]

“ if I get mayonnaise on this kimono are you going to freak out?” LMFAOOO

[@Christian-oi7sd]

Robe*

[@Bo_112]

H3 has really hit the big time now, they actually booked the legend Steven Seagal.

[@sdvamg123]

Lmaooooo

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

What's funny is that if you see photos of Big Ed from the '80s and '90s, he was like, jacked! So yeah, they've resembled each other at multiple stages. 😄 I suspect they probably also share referring to a portion of their hair as their "tail".

[@donponcho1015]

Oh shit Bo's in the house

[@packaapunch]

Sabian Velez click of the mouse and papas in the house

[@Subllama]

BROOO THATS WHO HE LOOKS LIKE UGH

[@angryyoutuber8013]

How many times is Pewdiepie gonna flake on you?

[@Michael-jq5pf]

It's fully a joke now

[@nerdalert2782]

I would just give up lol

[@jarrettmaltry6305]

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know pewdiepies coming monday

[@m4x4d82]

@@jarrettmaltry6305 there's no way

[@Solorflare99]

Angry KZbinr it’s a power move

[@he191254]

What a disgusting human. He's such a terrible person. Ed should blasted for humiliating the woman.

[@m_-.430]

Why did h3h3 bring him on their podcast he doesn't deserve publicity

[@cubbwatch]

Chill man, at the end of the day it's a TV show, no one forced them. Don't assume you know all the details either.

[@theescapist9450]

@@cubbwatch bruh, he's literally manipulative and lied about so much bro he was awful

[@simon2722]

tgf xp They brought him on before the show came out, check the dates

[@thtcynthia]

Y'all realize that shit is for entertainment right? It's to entertain us . Who ever said stuff on TV is all real lmao.

[@davidgraff6954]

Ethan is just doing a play by play of the mayonnaise part. This is why I love this show.

[@MrGamer21]

Its for people who are listening on Spotify and stuff.

[@rang3nmag3]

I legitimately pissed myself. "Do you have any other advice for dealing with the virus" "Mayo in the hair"

[@capps5324]

lmaooo when you laugh that hard that you piss yourself, youre already too busy laughing that you cant be mad or disappointed with yourself

[@northshoreireland1074]

“Hey bud do you mind if I spit in your mouth”😂

[@LSS091]

NorthShore Ireland - Not today!

[@roentgen226]

I love how ed has to move his chair to look around as his neck wont do

[@meirtz97]

SOUND BYTE IAN SAYING “that’s a sound byte” at 1:29:00 and use it whenever he talks

[@GentlemanNietzsche]

This should be top comment

[@Mario-gx3ow]

Shoutout to Zack for dropping out of college to put mayonnaise in his hair

[@owenskovranko5963]

Big Ed: Talks about his body shame from clip Ethan: “That’s not right” Also Ethan- Failing to remember when he said: “Look at this character, he’s a tiny chubby guy with no neck” Classic Ethan 😅

[@chetmcsquamba5422]

Owen Skovranko just what I thought! 😂😂😂

[@dlboss77]

Wasn't really shaming him. "Look at this character", he's just pointing out the goof

[@flowerboi1815]

I mean im pretty sure big Ed is self aware enough to not care about comments like that. Body shamming is brutal.

[@e4872]

Not big Ed promoting Kraft Mayo 😭

[@notsaranohuh]

i was thinking the same thing 😂