Big Wall Climbing: How NOT to Poop on El Capitan

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@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 2 жыл бұрын
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@ja5435
@ja5435 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t work for me. I get puckered easily
@aarbee_
@aarbee_ 3 жыл бұрын
I used this technique, I thought it worked well. I got banned from the climbing gym though 😑
@corbystickers4780
@corbystickers4780 3 жыл бұрын
gotta practice somewhere
@ottovonnichtort7605
@ottovonnichtort7605 2 жыл бұрын
Hahah
@miguelgonzales8887
@miguelgonzales8887 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!
@misterenward3055
@misterenward3055 2 жыл бұрын
The trick is to wear a depends, or synch your pants at the ankles.
@vhutch11
@vhutch11 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gutshotgriz3936
@gutshotgriz3936 3 жыл бұрын
I was a Park Ranger at Yosemite in 2001 (non law enforcement type for those who know the difference) when a call came in about a possible explosive device at the base of ElCap. It was a short length of 3 inch PVC with caps on both ends, and very much resembled a large pipe bomb. A bomb squad was called in and the decision was made to “blow it in place”. A small charge was affixed and detonated, which quickly revealed the “device” to be a poop tube. Not sure why it wasn’t recognized as such by the rangers (LEOs) on scene, but the inevitable observation after the fact was “Wow, they really blew the s**t out of that one”.
@baylenthedogg3242
@baylenthedogg3242 Жыл бұрын
hahahaahahahah
@mikewebster5726
@mikewebster5726 Жыл бұрын
I remember that....I worked YOSAR in the late 90s. If I recall, some non climbing tourists found it and reported it as a pipe bomb. I had thought that the FBI or another federal law enforcement agency that was clueless to climbing had got called in for bomb disposal since the NPS didn't have those resources. The story I heard was the other federal agency wouldn't listen to NPS LEO rangers and detonated it regardless. But who knows? These stories get better with every telling.
@gutshotgriz3936
@gutshotgriz3936 Жыл бұрын
@@mikewebster5726 You could be right…I don’t recall the specifics…but it did always seemed odd to me that the Park LEOs wouldn’t recognize it for what it was. I can definitely see some gungho bomb squad types jumping at the chance to blow shit up (sorry…😝…couldn’t resist).
@gutshotgriz3936
@gutshotgriz3936 Жыл бұрын
I used to enjoy stopping in the meadow with the best view of El Cap and pointing out the climbers to tourists, who inevitably said “What climbers?”, at which point I would lend them my binoculars and watch their amazement when they saw the tiny specs were people climbing this incredible rock. Never got old!
@robm8746
@robm8746 3 жыл бұрын
[Me who's never climbed and has no intention of ever climbing]: "I should watch this...just in case."
@jordann2879
@jordann2879 3 жыл бұрын
My reasoning is exactly the same 😅 I'm also terrified of heights, so I'd never do this!
@realtorluna
@realtorluna 3 жыл бұрын
This!!!! ^^^^
@rhiamarie6366
@rhiamarie6366 3 жыл бұрын
Life changing. 🤔😁
@juddotto3660
@juddotto3660 3 жыл бұрын
You can always practice at home
@markavellimedina2857
@markavellimedina2857 3 жыл бұрын
Yet here i am as well
@kharmaiz
@kharmaiz 3 жыл бұрын
How the hell did this pop up on my recommendations? I’ve entered that 2 AM twilight zone again. I’ve never climbed, I have no intention of climbing anything higher than a step ladder and even then I’m nervous. But I’m going to watch this entire video because you’ve captured my attention.
@williamlewis3582
@williamlewis3582 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@jiff80
@jiff80 9 ай бұрын
Ditto
@paulbancroft2812
@paulbancroft2812 3 жыл бұрын
The level of humor in this makes it real hard remember that these guys are a thousand feet up just chilling
@aniquinstark4347
@aniquinstark4347 3 жыл бұрын
My vertigo did not allow me to forget lol
@jaydreap2941
@jaydreap2941 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! LOL it’s freaking me out
@Spidercandy957
@Spidercandy957 3 жыл бұрын
So stressed out hahaha
@Nileshmadhav95
@Nileshmadhav95 Жыл бұрын
Just shitting*
@Leo-pd8ww
@Leo-pd8ww 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent video. I was a bit worried that I had to watch 19 minutes of talking to get to the gist of it, but everything you need is explained in the first 35 seconds.
@drew5334
@drew5334 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe 1) that I just watched a 20 min video on how to poop and 2) how I'll probably come back to reference it at some point later in life
@johnnewton8017
@johnnewton8017 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve already started forwarding the video to my entire family, for science.
@23v0lv32
@23v0lv32 3 жыл бұрын
This was great! I’m fascinated by climbing and mountaineering but deathly afraid of heights so watching these videos is super entertaining. Really gives a glimpse into the lifestyle.
@EternityForest
@EternityForest Жыл бұрын
It's so far opposite of my personality, I've never even considered the idea. it's really amazing to see something so different from everyday life, and how passionate these people are. They go to some beautiful places!
@petewhittington9399
@petewhittington9399 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to bring anything more than I need" Also, brings entire BBQ and a whole watermelon.
@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you appreciate our subtle humor ;)
@conchosewing
@conchosewing 3 жыл бұрын
@@HowNOT2 i thought the same! how much does that thing weigh?
@ab-tt4mm
@ab-tt4mm 3 жыл бұрын
2 ton!
@ItsKam
@ItsKam 3 жыл бұрын
@@HowNOT2 Essential watermelon!!!
@DjinnsĘnigma
@DjinnsĘnigma 3 жыл бұрын
Priorities
@1.4142
@1.4142 3 жыл бұрын
Chocolate rain. Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
@bastiensaladini2722
@bastiensaladini2722 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahah xD
@rachel40045
@rachel40045 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I would be in a stall waiting for everyone to exit the bathroom before I would resume pooping. There is no way I’m pooping in a bag while someone pretends to text right next to me.
@beanqween9458
@beanqween9458 3 жыл бұрын
And the bag only works if you’re not, um, loose...
@IonIsFalling7217
@IonIsFalling7217 3 жыл бұрын
I literally can’t even pee if there’s someone else there. I could NEVER
@PhilGillisDoctor
@PhilGillisDoctor 3 жыл бұрын
when its the only option you are xD
@jaeshasway
@jaeshasway 3 жыл бұрын
@@beanqween9458 That big bag with a liner will catch all types of poop. 😬😁
@beanqween9458
@beanqween9458 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaeshasway let’s hope. But I would never stand at the bottom of El Capitan , and I think we both know why 😝
@ellarpc
@ellarpc 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been cycling now for about a year. I’m not sure why KZbin thought I needed this information but I needed this information.
@Abolas452
@Abolas452 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine looking up on to the face of the cliff with binoculars just to see someone squatting over a bag 😂
@alilwildwithcat167
@alilwildwithcat167 3 жыл бұрын
@Stellvia Hoenheim did you really just blame global warming effects on climbers trying to relieve their natural body functions?
@Abolas452
@Abolas452 3 жыл бұрын
@Stellvia Hoenheim what the fuck does natural disasters have to do with shitting on a cliff? What the actual fuck are you talking about? That was a reach and a half
@starlaw3320
@starlaw3320 3 жыл бұрын
@Stellvia Hoenheim that makes no sense. We Are supposed to be ashamed of doing or talking about normal body functions? Wow, I guess medical people are evil. We talk about it all the time, wipe people's asses... no shame. 🤔
@livingonthetyne
@livingonthetyne 3 жыл бұрын
@Stellvia Hoenheim I just squat in a Bush while camping this is the same thing just hundreds of feet up haha
@jeffreylebowski4927
@jeffreylebowski4927 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh... the majestic El Capitan... and what's that? Wait, what the?!?!
@sirvere4840
@sirvere4840 Жыл бұрын
loved the video and the fact that the gloves were off, you just spoke of it straight up no tiptoeing around anything just honesty.
@outdoorsythings2573
@outdoorsythings2573 3 жыл бұрын
this answered so many questions I never knew I had.
@Barys41
@Barys41 3 жыл бұрын
right? :D
@Dudek0
@Dudek0 3 жыл бұрын
I would just shit and watch my poop bouncing
@ptrgr72
@ptrgr72 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dudek0 lol
@cw6795
@cw6795 3 жыл бұрын
I hiked 1600 miles of the PCT and can verify that plenty of people can't figure out how to properly poop in the woods. I can only imagine the calamities that happen on the side of a rock wall.
@utmtn9971
@utmtn9971 3 жыл бұрын
That's the most hilarious embarrassing awkward tutorial amongst a group of friends films have ever watched 🎬 thanks for sharing 👍
@IonIsFalling7217
@IonIsFalling7217 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of those times I have to seriously question how the KZbin recommendations algorithm gets us to watch this stuff.
@OrbitalCookie
@OrbitalCookie 3 жыл бұрын
I think youtube gave up at this point and just mixes random stuff in the recommendations.
@christopherstawisky8537
@christopherstawisky8537 3 жыл бұрын
Always nice to start off my day laughing myself to tears. 10/10 Edit: I showed the guys I'm working with (Not climbers) only the intro so now that's how they believe it works. 15/10.
@rachelhasbruises
@rachelhasbruises 3 жыл бұрын
I mean why else would porta-ledge partner yoga exist?!
@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 3 жыл бұрын
I hope someone does that someday because they didn't watch the whole video haha
@christianmannel6413
@christianmannel6413 3 жыл бұрын
I shit my pans. Click Bait title no. 1 thanks alot for all the laughs ! Making fun of farting and pooping will be there till lifes stops 💩 Now back to the question ! Its about redundancy, how did you actually shit with your pans down in the harness!? Did I miss that ?!?! I mean seriously, if your climbing and never went big walling this is the one question you have 🙈
@alilwildwithcat167
@alilwildwithcat167 3 жыл бұрын
i appreciate the double bag and kit ideas from you guys!! I’m working towards either truck camping or van life to travel around the US. very helpful tips for the desperate 2am poo that happens to anyone who doesn’t carry a toilet in the vehicle :)
@pewpewTN
@pewpewTN 2 жыл бұрын
All you need is a little garden spade. Unless you camp in the middle of a city.
@nicolasduguay4
@nicolasduguay4 3 жыл бұрын
We needed that video on so many levels
@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 3 жыл бұрын
it was pretty fun to make
@dabj9546
@dabj9546 3 жыл бұрын
Very literally different levels...
@thenerdspot4309
@thenerdspot4309 3 жыл бұрын
Something I never even thought about, never questioned in my life and yet here it is on my recommended and I was not let down lol you could probably add a cup of pine pellets to the bag instead of kitty litter, it will control the smell entirely and disintegrate the poo plus it weighs less than litter and the added bonus of not having to smell poo is a plus.
@chatttenn4814
@chatttenn4814 3 жыл бұрын
Practice makes perfect, practice at home in front your partner. Get some bonus points by making eye contact!
@jarodlojeck5150
@jarodlojeck5150 3 жыл бұрын
It helps establish dominance.
@chatttenn4814
@chatttenn4814 3 жыл бұрын
@@jarodlojeck5150 lol, definitely could,peeing on the ledge could work too
@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 3 жыл бұрын
we instantly get shy around each other once our feet touch the ground
@chatttenn4814
@chatttenn4814 3 жыл бұрын
@@HowNOT2 I kind of figured your button not leash would have broke the ice on your shyness, baby steps your get there Ryan. Sick vid's and I'll contact you about a Caribbean project with some sea cliffs
@aniquinstark4347
@aniquinstark4347 3 жыл бұрын
@@HowNOT2 the human brain is weird about compartmentalizing like that
@liquidsofa
@liquidsofa 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a sailor. I have noticed when I'm in the middle of nowhere the golden rule is, "If the top hole is misbehaving, the bottom hole will protest." It really does pay to think about what you are eating, so the other side of this equation is not a shotgun.
@loganthesaint
@loganthesaint 2 жыл бұрын
*puts on riot gear*
@jonasdaverio9369
@jonasdaverio9369 Жыл бұрын
That's pure poetry
@joebideng6771
@joebideng6771 3 жыл бұрын
For me, that's really hard to imagine. I am a "homeshitter“ I prefer my toilet in my apartment and I can't even imagine what it's like to be so intimate in front of your friends. Crazy how you guys are so open about it.
@tylerfortner9500
@tylerfortner9500 3 жыл бұрын
Did you really just associate shitting and intimacy?
@Hauuah
@Hauuah 3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerfortner9500 but are they wrong?😂
@jamesdalton3082
@jamesdalton3082 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a fellow homesshitter. Many is the time I've used my entire lunch hour driving back and forth to my house just to poop.
@jamesdalton3082
@jamesdalton3082 3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about my pooping only at home hangup is that I'm the polar opposite of "pee shy." I can pee anywhere, in front of anyone, friend or stranger, and, since I live in the country, wind up peeing more often outside than in. Weird?
@tylerfortner9500
@tylerfortner9500 3 жыл бұрын
@@HauuahWell, I guess if you're into that kind of thing? If someone shit on me it wouldn't be intimate, it'd be assault and broken bones are in the near future.
@mxcollin95
@mxcollin95 Жыл бұрын
The way it was demonstrated I thought it came from the “Kama sutra for port-a-ledgers.”
@GuadalupeGuacamole
@GuadalupeGuacamole 3 жыл бұрын
1:22 the girl wiping in the corner I cannot 🤣
@beastmaster415
@beastmaster415 3 жыл бұрын
Pfpfpfpf....🤣😂🤣 ... Wheres her bag???😂🤷🏾‍♂️
@whobeyou5342
@whobeyou5342 3 жыл бұрын
Not sure why this showed up in my feed....but couldn't resist clicking and seeing how this goes.
@TheSioutdoors
@TheSioutdoors 3 жыл бұрын
There went my dreams of being a mountain climber I guess lol
@JosedeJezeus
@JosedeJezeus 3 жыл бұрын
thst's how i felt when i learned how astronauts poop. Astronauts poop in zero gravity..... no thank you!!!!
@Tavis15ify
@Tavis15ify 3 жыл бұрын
@@JosedeJezeus an astronaut with ibs lol.
@JosedeJezeus
@JosedeJezeus 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tavis15ify *LMAO,* I have IBS and let me tell you, school was TORTURE for me. I'm so TRAUMATIZED, especially since I have a fear of using public restrooms... lol
@Tavis15ify
@Tavis15ify 3 жыл бұрын
@@JosedeJezeus I also have IBS lol. I feel your pain I truly do. In school I never used the "regular" bathrooms and just always went to the nurse. All but middleschools nurse were very nice and understanding, but middle school ooooo man lmfao. Was so petty slav squat pooped
@milesgould8288
@milesgould8288 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, you just need to climb fast enough to finish all your routes in a day :-)
@Complete.cyclepath
@Complete.cyclepath 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a paraplegic and I still watched this whole fn video lol
@krisclark2432
@krisclark2432 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the times when my colostomy would be an asset!
@peanutoreo8052
@peanutoreo8052 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@survival_of_the_sickest4448
@survival_of_the_sickest4448 3 жыл бұрын
😂🙌
@raygun1414
@raygun1414 3 жыл бұрын
lmfaooo
@sarabeth641
@sarabeth641 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be so scared it would get tugged or something
@Aprilrainsss
@Aprilrainsss 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarabeth641 or like an infection u have to carry like saline to clean it and change the bag and couple other things. Like you want ur hands and anything that touches it to be sterilized and u bet that’s impossible up there
@TonyRedunzo
@TonyRedunzo 3 жыл бұрын
What's all the fuss about using a bag? I always use the X-Large size DEPENDS when I'm out in the wilderness. Just fill 'er up. Front and back! It feels really warm and comforting at first. 2 or 3 days in it starts to get a tad cold and crusty. After a 5 day trip in Alaska, I went into a restaurant near the trailhead with the DEPENDS frozen solid to my mid section. I was enjoying the hot meal so much forgot about 'em until they started to thaw. Man was they ripe! Cleared the whole restaurant out. Which worked in my favor as I just ate all the food they abandoned. And the food was free as the server wouldn't come near me to collect the check. Cleanup is easy. I just soak in my neighbors hot tub for a few hours when he's not home.
@vazap8662
@vazap8662 3 жыл бұрын
Someone finally addressed the.. touchy subject of pooping and climbing, in full and in detail! Seriously useful info there, thank you!
@chadcarter9368
@chadcarter9368 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how I came about watching this video but it definitely struck a question that I've never thought about, needless to say I've never been climbing
@gg19994
@gg19994 3 жыл бұрын
You are on el cap. You really have to poop. You watch this video. After 40 seconds of watching "Okay lets do it!"
@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 3 жыл бұрын
if you do, please film it hahah
@rezn5177
@rezn5177 3 жыл бұрын
@@HowNOT2 Ok
@submodality
@submodality 2 жыл бұрын
Gratulations on making a video about that topic! Thank you for just doing it!
@flyfishizationjones4940
@flyfishizationjones4940 3 жыл бұрын
Has anyone made an “El Crapitan” joke yet?
@kpeezyforsheezy
@kpeezyforsheezy 3 жыл бұрын
El Crapitan? At Yoshitmite?
@flyfishizationjones4940
@flyfishizationjones4940 3 жыл бұрын
@@kpeezyforsheezy Nice!
@BeartheSamoyed
@BeartheSamoyed 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣
@jiff80
@jiff80 9 ай бұрын
Just you 🤘
@joecool1875
@joecool1875 7 ай бұрын
you also have the other famous climb on other side of the valley... Half Dump
@demonofhabitss
@demonofhabitss Жыл бұрын
im so faded how tf I end up on a video about how to poop on a cliff
@JM-zq9em
@JM-zq9em 2 күн бұрын
Hopefully not hard drugs .. quit while your ahead
@just_simply_alive1130
@just_simply_alive1130 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even Rock climb and I watch all of this 😂😂
@natetronn
@natetronn 3 жыл бұрын
The poop info makes me all warm and fuzzy inside, but what really gets me going is seeing how fuzzy Ryan Sheridan's rope is.
@bobsthea
@bobsthea 3 жыл бұрын
this is the most informational-entertainment i've ever had, good stuff man
@jeepsaround
@jeepsaround Жыл бұрын
Years ago, on El Cap, we used a pretzel barrel, paper bags, and grocery bags. The barrel has a large screw-on cap. We smelled poo constantly for 3 days and kept blaming each other. We realized the sun warmed the wall creating a constant rise of hot air. Another team dropped their abs tube from 1000ft and heard a very loud boom! Upon descending we found poo sacks all over at the bottom of the rapel and had to dance just to avoid stepping in them.
@DaveRyan1974
@DaveRyan1974 3 жыл бұрын
You know I've been homeless for 2 years living out of a storage so I know what it's like to s*** in a ziplock but I've never hung off the side of a thousand foot shear cliff wall and tried to poop in a ziplock but I found this entertaining and I'm sensing the kind of people that do these wall climbs and you're good people your adventurous God bless you
@aniquinstark4347
@aniquinstark4347 3 жыл бұрын
@@Maria-ud1yv A van is the best thing you can invest in now if you're facing possible homelessness. Even just a minivan is waaaaay better living than a regular car because you can actually lay down in the back with the seats either flattened or removed.
@RadioForYahweh
@RadioForYahweh 3 жыл бұрын
@@aniquinstark4347 that's funny I'm 30 and been homeless on and off since 16. I hear people's suggestions all the time. Most of those suggestions are disconnected from reality. Vans cost money and poor people living in a storage unit USUALLY don't have money lol The reality is a poor person making minimum wage or nothing at all at times, who is homeless isn't making more than $1100 a month. We have to eat out for breakfast lunch and dinner because uh we have no kitchen. We have to pay for daily bus fair sometimes taxi if we get off late. Sorry didn't mean to go on and on.
@shannonkilpatrick5319
@shannonkilpatrick5319 3 жыл бұрын
@@RadioForYahweh i would highly recommend the $20 camp stove from Walmart, it runs off butane which is pretty cheap and easy to store. I live in my van and use it all the time to cook simple meals. It definitely saves me a lot of money
@RadioForYahweh
@RadioForYahweh 3 жыл бұрын
@James Bond LOL why is everyone's first thought that I don't have a job? I've been working since I was 16 years old fam. Homeless does not equal jobless. Its expensive to eat out. Just try it for a month. Eat every meal that you can't refrigerate so you must be able to eat right then and there or within the day. Also try paying for gas when you don't have a destination every day. It gets expensive. While you're at your research look up how many homeless shelters there are in Metro Phoenix. So you got any more suggestions love bug?
@majormackenzie834
@majormackenzie834 3 жыл бұрын
May God give you a home brother
@crazy4beatles
@crazy4beatles 3 жыл бұрын
Within seconds I scrolled to description to make sure it wasn’t posted April 1st. Nice he addressed the 1 & 2 dilema. I was wondering that the whole time. Guess I’m not as skilled....yet
@spellbinder3113
@spellbinder3113 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know why this was recommended to me - but it was REALLY interesting. Thanks!
@alecric2914
@alecric2914 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking swear the algorithm is becoming a beast. I just came around a video an hour ago about how to sleep while climbing, I then wrote in the comments "how they pee and poo". And now this video was suggested to me. What a time to be a alive
@arnoldkotlyarevsky383
@arnoldkotlyarevsky383 3 жыл бұрын
Since I dont know how to poop in the woods but I now know how to poop on a big wall, I just have to bring a portaledge when I go backpacking. Problem solved.
@antaresgreen607
@antaresgreen607 3 жыл бұрын
One of the most entertaining vids I've ever seen on KZbin. Thank you! You made my day for sure! 🤣🤣🤣
@dahak972
@dahak972 3 жыл бұрын
That was one of the most informative videos I’ve ever seen on KZbin. I’ve always wondered. Thank you very much. Also, you’re all crazy. ✌️😉
@h3rbst_schm3rz14
@h3rbst_schm3rz14 3 жыл бұрын
This is the video that's brought me to your channel and I've stayed ever since :D
@wowautumn1000
@wowautumn1000 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t rock climb. I’m terrified of heights. Annnnd this gave me butterflies pretty much the entire time.
@oscarbear7498
@oscarbear7498 3 жыл бұрын
Same, when he was squatting over that ledge, I couldn't help but imagine he trips over pretending to poop, holding a fake poop😂💀 The amount of anxiety was almost too much to watch
@ottodidakt3069
@ottodidakt3069 3 жыл бұрын
I've worked 24 years as a rigger climbing on structures etc etc all fine when your up there but watching others on video can sometimes make me wanna throw up
@patrickstrasser-mikhail6873
@patrickstrasser-mikhail6873 3 жыл бұрын
The powder is not cat litter, but superabsorber. This is a polymer that can soak up water some 100 times it's own weight, no weight peanalty here. Superabsorber is the magic stuff in baby diapers, so just grab one of them, rip it open and collect the precious stuff!
@peteranelson
@peteranelson 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent! Also, for the DIY folks, the plastic grocery bags from Grocery Outlet are sturdy and have handles; once you've filled that up, stash in a FedEx Clinical Pak and mail COD to 1100 S. Ocean Blvd., Palm Beach, Florida, United States.
@aircastles1013
@aircastles1013 2 жыл бұрын
I have no idea who lives there but I kind of want to do this…
@amsf1
@amsf1 Жыл бұрын
Techniques for climbing? I've been doing this in the room with my girl. I guess we're ready
@liquidsnail7305
@liquidsnail7305 3 жыл бұрын
"Identify the trouble zones-" Duuude 🤣
@gaiseric9518
@gaiseric9518 2 жыл бұрын
I remember going to a Summer camp where I didn't go for a week because I didn't like public bathrooms. This is a lesson I don't even need to learn. If I didn't have a fear of heights I would have been born for this kind of stuff.
@gregmadore6365
@gregmadore6365 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely not a first date kind of adventure lol
@lupinashton8913
@lupinashton8913 2 жыл бұрын
I've honestly never had this cross my mind out of all the climbing videos I've seen lmao honestly wasn't disappointed and I was laughing through this all lol xD good information to know though.
@josephblakemore6084
@josephblakemore6084 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the subtle sideways ledge/ rain fly style tips in these vids. 👌🏻
@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 3 жыл бұрын
you could also get in your haul bag haha
@EverettWilson
@EverettWilson 3 жыл бұрын
@@HowNOT2 If you don't want me staring deep into your eyes while I grunt one out, _you_ can get in the bag.
@AllweHaveIsTime
@AllweHaveIsTime 2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t wanna bring up any more than I need.” *brings a water Mellon….
@lauvasquez7198
@lauvasquez7198 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t even know why I’m watching this. I’m scared of heights and I’m in no shape to be a climber.
@henrylindall7623
@henrylindall7623 Жыл бұрын
Homie back there smoking a splif. I c u..
@helihofmann3780
@helihofmann3780 3 жыл бұрын
Is there a video coming about how to barbecue on a big wall? 😍😍😂
@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but this one was funnier believe it or not 🤣
@professorsogol5824
@professorsogol5824 Жыл бұрын
I'm planning to climb Mt Fuji in the off season after the huts and restrooms have closed. There probably won't be a lot of people around, but I think the huge popularity of the mountain means that out of consideration to all and sundry we will need to go with the "take only pictures; leave only footprints" plan. But the post-hike disposal problem remains. I do not think leaving large pet bottles full of waste in the pet bottle recycling bins is an acceptable solution.
@chadillacinc
@chadillacinc 3 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid of heights so I would probably poop my pants in the first couple of minutes of the climb. Love the channel though. The things you guys do are just amazing.
@JohnMiddendorf
@JohnMiddendorf 2 жыл бұрын
Pooping on the air end of a Delta2p requires signed disclaimer. Just kidding.
@tomtom4405
@tomtom4405 3 жыл бұрын
All those people in the meadow with cameras and telescopes, is it established etiquette for them to stop taking photos while you go? Or do you wave to them afterwards?
@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 3 жыл бұрын
The are suppose to leave a tip on your car afterwards i think
@BigBoy4005
@BigBoy4005 3 жыл бұрын
@@HowNOT2 Like the guy at the western-theme restaurant who pours a mug of coffee on his foot - over his shoulder? I get it, you're like astronauts, only WITH gravity.
@graxo3752
@graxo3752 3 жыл бұрын
@@HowNOT2 omg after that you definitely deserve one. :)))
@huckleberry8864
@huckleberry8864 3 жыл бұрын
I've never climbed in my life...why am i watching this and being so entertained. LOL
@nicemanis
@nicemanis 3 жыл бұрын
After 10 minutes, I realized that this is probably not the best video to watch while eating lunch
@VindicatorJones
@VindicatorJones 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine having your friend hand you his/her poop bag, and its exceedingly squishy, and surprisingly warm and still be able to hold a conversation after...
@bonesrangel8327
@bonesrangel8327 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey it’s otherothermatt! Also i have been working through bathroom anxiety for years now so this would be a fun experiment 😂
@gundamgunpla4685
@gundamgunpla4685 10 ай бұрын
Imagine your body being found after a fall and they just find ziploc bags full of shit in your pockets lmao
@HeadStocks
@HeadStocks 3 жыл бұрын
We need to create a Scout Merit badge for this....
@SuperCavaliersfan
@SuperCavaliersfan 3 жыл бұрын
Poop tubes are taught in Climbing Merit Badge
@alextopfer1068
@alextopfer1068 2 жыл бұрын
Good work making such interesting and informative videos. I have not interest in ever being in that situation, but still watched the entire video
@Jokl92
@Jokl92 3 жыл бұрын
No intention of doing this anytime soon, but this was pretty funny 🤣🤣🤣
@rickyricardo3551
@rickyricardo3551 Жыл бұрын
So you're telling me , that just opening the bomb bay door and letting the person below deal with it is not the correct solution . Hmm I have some apologies to give
@Tavis15ify
@Tavis15ify 3 жыл бұрын
When you realize, they're legit pooping right next to each other with no real privacy. Wouldn't be able to nerp
@va941
@va941 3 жыл бұрын
Thank You so much! What a great video and a great sense of humor, you actually explain the process, e.g., taking of the leg loops etc, instead of just saying, poop in a bag, good Job!
@theSquashSH
@theSquashSH 3 жыл бұрын
How do you pee though? Just into the air or onto the wall?
@johnmcho
@johnmcho 3 жыл бұрын
Like Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber. But seriously, you have a bottle CLEARLY labeled that you use.
@misguidedangel6550
@misguidedangel6550 3 жыл бұрын
Did you not watch the video? You bring a bottle to pee in
@kreterakete
@kreterakete 3 жыл бұрын
Climbers are responsible people.
@philflip1963
@philflip1963 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnmcho Clearly labeled, 'Lucozade'?
@claireeseul4835
@claireeseul4835 3 жыл бұрын
0:52 love how your friend is going in the corner! 🤣
@MrEh5
@MrEh5 3 жыл бұрын
Poop in a bag makes a nice hand warmer for a little while.
@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 3 жыл бұрын
we felt bad we forgot to mention that... glad you did! haha
@_thekidsnextdoor
@_thekidsnextdoor 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so scared of heights I’m watching these guys with anxiety hoping they won’t fall off mid video, but they are super funny! Thanks
@jordann2879
@jordann2879 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly....working at an emergency animal hospital has taught me that I can handle a lot of gross smells and various liquids and half solids getting onto me 😅 This seems manageable. My biggest barrier is I am absolutely terrified of heights!
@merds77
@merds77 2 жыл бұрын
Gatorade gallon jugs have an opening that will accept a large zip lock containing the captured mud falcon if properly rolled. No need to cut and tape closed smaller mouth opening jugs.
@JacobBouckVentures
@JacobBouckVentures 3 жыл бұрын
As bad as I want to Big wall I don't know if my bathroom shyness will allow this
@HowNOT2
@HowNOT2 3 жыл бұрын
its the crux of climbing el cap haha
@ryansheridan5015
@ryansheridan5015 3 жыл бұрын
Poop at night, or wait until your partner leads the first pitch of the morning and you have the belay to yourself.
@Gabebox
@Gabebox 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryansheridan5015 You seem like a very funny/fun guy. Nice vid
@sarabeth641
@sarabeth641 3 жыл бұрын
Me with gastrointestinal disorders and a huge fear of heights: interesting
@danielschechter8130
@danielschechter8130 3 жыл бұрын
A friend told me a story about crossing from Canada into the U.S. after a climb, and the customs agent demanded to be shown what was in THAT container. "You don't want to know!" "Okay wise guy, empty it onto the table. Now!"
@pault9544
@pault9544 3 жыл бұрын
I never never plan on mountain climbing but can’t help but admit I found this interesting so couldn’t help but click and watch.
@btrswt35
@btrswt35 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if there's a market for a poop bag made with built in ties and a mild adhesive to keep it attached and in place instead of doing some weird form of pooping yoga.
@limbolegs
@limbolegs 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never even thought of needing to go while doing a big climb. I don’t think I would be all too happy if I had to do that
@peytoncox8146
@peytoncox8146 3 жыл бұрын
to the guy that has it on his harness - don't mix it up with the chalk bag
@levioptionallastname6749
@levioptionallastname6749 3 жыл бұрын
wall crew guy is the dream manager.
@yipinyourface
@yipinyourface 3 жыл бұрын
“YOUR HOLE IS RIGHT HERE GUYS “ 😂
@fredleber2432
@fredleber2432 3 жыл бұрын
the vacuum sealed shitbag got me
@moomilker5286
@moomilker5286 3 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: bring welding clamps to pinch your urethra to stop you from peeing
@wowautumn1000
@wowautumn1000 3 жыл бұрын
This just made me laugh way too hard.
@richard8031
@richard8031 3 жыл бұрын
People on the ground... I just felt a raindrop..!!!
@RebelGarage23
@RebelGarage23 3 жыл бұрын
Bru
@rcrocker02
@rcrocker02 3 жыл бұрын
Have no intention of ever needing this info (but you never know 100% for sure about anything do ya?), However, i figured this would probably end up being hilarious so decided to watch. Yep, definitely didn't disappoint on the humor part. 😂😂
@deeprose4
@deeprose4 3 жыл бұрын
I actually have no idea why this is in my recommendations, yet here I am watching it at 5am. But now I’m 💯 certain I’ll never go climbing ever.
@milesgould8288
@milesgould8288 3 жыл бұрын
If you're interested in climbing, don't let the pooping problem put you off - it's only really a problem on really big vertical faces like El Cap, or when camping in the wilderness.
@thizzobishi
@thizzobishi 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the weirdest most informative thing I've ever watched on youtube
@markrussell.
@markrussell. 3 жыл бұрын
You need to explain how to shit bricks into the bag because that's the only thing I would be doing if you took me along.
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