Biggest Meltdown of the Year | Asmongold Reacts

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[@arkoisagoodboy]

Asmongold reacting to Penguinz0 reacting to a TikToker reacting to a delusional business owner reacting to a home cooked meal.

[@aceofspadesklan8737]

Did i ever told you the Definition of insanity?

[@JayUchiha17]

This video started playing and I was lost as to why this loop holds off videos were made. I've watched almost every video from Charles except for those boring random videos he makes with friends eating different types of stuff but I've never seen this video and don't know why AS found the need to watch it 😂

[@robertchandler2063]

Your reacting to all that and I am reacting you OMG😮

[@Halobrine]

someones gotta react to this now

[@grimjowjaggerjak]

REACT CEPTION

[@SwiftDuckFPV]

Butterfly effect on full display. Man cooks dinner, causing a parchment paper company to go out of business.

[@cosmicvale]

Can take it back even further. Gordon Ramsay releasing signature pans ruined a paper company lol

[@anon2427]

Man doesn’t take his medication for 2 months, causing his parchment paper business to fail

[@DylanFahey]

@@cosmicvale You win the internetz.

[@keithschuenke]

​@@cosmicvaleeven further. An inventor developes a new hex structure coating for cooking pans+pots and begins searching for a celebrity chef to promote it. A Paper company ceases to exist.

[@iCrowLink]

@@keithschuenke I mean if you want to take it back even further: 'Man invents pans' or even further: 'Man invents cooking' 😂

[@Iqnacio.]

As someone who grew up without a father I think Asmon missed an important detail: That's the behaviour of someone who grew up fatherless AND without a loving mother, cause I know that bitterness, but I also grew out of it at like 12 and was able to see those kind of gestures as something genuinely adorable that I can use as an example of what I want to provide for my future kids (if I ever have them).

[@rehaktion]

Bro for real, I grew up without both and still I would never do such stupid shit or even think of such. This CEO Morron is just a freaking psychopath

[@josephjucker5620]

The bank is defaming me by playing the cctv footage of me robbing it

[@dodgyyoutuber9560]

They never asked permission to film you

[@FP-ty9qf]

His dad went to buy Gordon Ramsey pans and never came back.

[@somerandom7215]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@ZeonEons]

😂

[@TheMetalGaia]

😂😂😂

[@leefrench5108]

Nice

[@bakerfresh]

Haha, I had a work friend that would go nuts if you even mentioned Credence Clearwater Revival, CCR or one of their songs to him, due to Dad issues.

[@AbsolutelyNerdy]

Man didn't have a chip on his shoulder, he had the entire quarry on his back.

[@redfish3858]

He was mined from the quarry and scupted into the chip that came off the shoulder

[@Jebu911]

Yeah would be kinda interesting to know from a psychology point of view why the hell is he so angry and unreasonably dumb.

[@kjracz15]

Dad must've been so taken up with mining work that dude barely saw him. 😂

[@F1rstp3rson]

@@Jebu911 irrational anger does that to ya. You will never understand irrationality.

[@gregorymifsud5389]

🤣🤣🤣

[@christophfischer2773]

34:30 In germany we have a word for this feeling: "Fremdschämen" A combination of the words "Stranger" and "Shame", literally "to be ashamed by someone elses behaviour"

[@megawl2086]

Secondhand embarrassment

[@fullmontis]

Cringe is defined like that, at least before it got appropriated by edgelords

[@apeasant8550]

So the word cringe before it became overused

[@leebard9335]

I love all the words Germans have for specific feelings, like schadenfreude.

[@mannhouse8014]

Germans have a word for everything lol

[@sheepman6291]

This CEO needs a subscription to Grammarly.

[@29n]

this guy ruined his business and reputation over an immature temper tantrum meltdown LMAO

[@robertvaldez5929]

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[@sydtopia1]

Sorry buddy, the web page was registered a few months ago. It is a scam. Just look at the phone number on the top. This guy is a troll who registered the site just to troy people.

[@j.g.mcbell9494]

-Bullies her online -Doubles down -His business faces consequences -Says he did nothing wrong -Calls HER JOB to complain to her boss. Then says to business insider: "Never would I set out to negatively impact the ability for somebody else to feed their family, pay bills or damage something they have worked years and years towards not to mention the several hundred thousand dollars being risked." This guy deserves whatever he gets.

[@I_enjoy_some_things]

I guess it’s further proof men can in fact have emotional trauma. Amazing how much Twitter used to fight against that idea lmao. I feel vindicated af.

[@Wav03]

@@I_enjoy_some_thingsI’ve never once heard someone argue the contrary.

[@KorbAgain]

It seems like being CEO or any other kind of wealthy has nothing about being intelligent after all

[@hiddendrifts]

@@Wav03 they did say twitter, so it was probably some toxic feminist echo chamber

[@Wav03]

@@hiddendrifts so a very niche community of people who don’t actually represent the opinion of the large majority of feminists?

[@TheMrTape]

Imagine burning down your business over a random tik tok cooking video.

[@UltraTitan4]

In this world we live in? It will just happen.

[@HelloYersoGae]

It's weird cuz TikTok is full of a lot of wholesome stuff. This can't be the first video he had a melt on over just the first one he's been called out on😂

[@Ajkkl21]

The guy needs a PR department for sure. A Padded Room department.

[@Dittiox]

This guy is the very definition of that meme where the guy is riding a bike, puts a stick in the spokes and then blames someone else for falling off.

[@Avetho]

That reminds me of a Core Memory of mine. I once thought my brakes were pretty underwhelming on my little 1-speed cruiser, so I stuck my feet out and turned them both into the front wheel spokes. I did stop instantly, it bucked my feet out of the wheel pretty much immediately while kicking my butt, literally, as the bike sharply upended itself, and the bike basically bucked me forward and off where I miraculously landed on my feet, was cuffed in the back of the head by my bike seat just under the back of my helmet as if it thought I did something very stupid, and my bike went tumbling forward and bounced a few times on the pavement before landing on its side. I stood there in shock for a minute before I just grabbed my bike, hopped on, and rode away. Even after mostly forgetting that memory, I literally cannot put my feet between the spokes of a wheel, even if the wheel isn't spinning, because my hindbrain remembers my old bike's rebuke of my actions.

[@Avetho]

@@Spraytaint I've been fortunate to have never broken anything in my childhood, the only experience I have breaking anything is tearing my LCL and the cartilage in my knee due to not lifting my heel off the ground while trying to pivot while wearing sticky eye-searing neon green Nike shoes on a sticky linoleum floor. It was then that I learned the ankle is far more resistant to rotation than the knee is and its a lesson that stuck with me over the 7 or so years since then, I was in the middle of high school back then.

[@kiranearitachi]

So true

[@kingqwilwinters7610]

Hate to tell you this but criticizing Charlie isn't in your best interest. Best would be to just shut up and watch.

[@kingqwilwinters7610]

Naw he doesn't understand how to respect Charlie. The god of God's with react

[@trax72]

This guy doesn't need a PR department, he needs a therapist.😂

[@strangefame81]

His website has more engagement in the last few days than ever, I’m sure. Viral marketing campaign.

[@lukasbasques]

What does it matter, is not like he’s running ads on his site, and I doubt it someone is going to order an industrial size parchment paper roll from him just because of this weird internet drama

[@codewraith1]

​@@lukasbasquesI'll buy that parchment paper. Gotta support the man, he needs help.

[@InfernoVor]

Tbf a parchment production factory or whatever shouldn't really need a PR department, maybe just a dude to cover them in case of some controversy, even then that's assuming this crazy dude will listen to his PR head

[@sickofwashington]

SNL Sean Connery style "I'll take the r@pist for 300, Alex" If you haven't seen it, get on that.

[@Jnt710]

“Wasn’t that in Egypt” almost made me spit my monster all over the place

[@xxcffff8275]

The guy writing 200 word essays killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@mityakiselev]

Smadging 💢

[@Albrecht87]

Ah yes.. being pissed off because of a meal being prepared by a dad. Daddy issues right there.

[@sneakymitchell7802]

Yep pretty much. Think it’s best for these people to drop the phone and do something to help them in life. Or go through some education and be a better parent than their previous

[@Suchanska]

@Albrecht87 oh no! How dare she?! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@refugeehugsforfree4151]

@@sneakymitchell7802 Yea and put them in Public school so they can copy Textbooks onto their worksheets while the teacher texts on their phone. Too many Taxes to be a good parent. Too much Government interference in Business. Too much licensing and permits.

[@eriefate508]

@@Suchanskacringey

[@sneakymitchell7802]

@@refugeehugsforfree4151 my brother it’s not all text book in education.

[@koenigbeelzebub734]

Guys look at his trustpilot 😂 He literally pops off at every complaint 😂

[@xDvoa]

This comment needs more likes

[@scubasteve2189]

Thanks for the tip. That was a fun read. 😂 God, what an absolute child he is. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@luisaguilar5343]

Apparently it was some sort cannabis thing before he got a hold of it. TP now says the website shutdown but he still has Black Label open lol.

[@CrimsonFang501]

The blacklabelpaper trust pilot is an absolute goldmine. The reviews and his responses are killing me 😂 thank you for sharing

[@Randomgirl3468]

Even two years ago this guy was a joke. Crying about 1 star reviews "just" because people don't receive their orders.

[@Jloq686]

This dude would thrive in the military, where you can actually intimidate and ruin people's lives for no reason when you're on a power trip

[@K0BRAKID]

Perfect cop match, but probably failed the psychoanalysis test

[@nolikeygsomnipresence270]

"SEIZE" AND DESIST. Lmaooooo

[@nuqi]

So, he got smacked, acted out, tried to ruin a few lives and when the hammer finally came down he cried wolf. Classic.

[@sub-harmonik]

not really what crying wolf is but yeah

[@itchiegames]

to be fair, he acted out THEN got smacked etc etc..... everything you said was right it just started with him acting out before getting bitch slapped which just hurt his ego and made him double down. then the cycle just continued until hes a joke to everybody.

[@tukkek]

The correct term is "cry bully" - someone who pretends they're the victim when they are in fact victimizing innocent people themselves. Many such cases.

[@LawfulBased]

Whats so crazy about it is that it all started with getting angry about *'someone'* out there having a based, wholesome Father. This CEO has embarassed himself like a gigachad of cringe.

[@FroddyPlay]

Didnt even get smacked, he got poked and asked if he was alright (the first email he was sent)

[@c20ux]

The daughter let her father cook and he did not disappoint, his cooking was so fire that it burnt down 2 companies!

[@LaKriSby]

dinner was just too spicy

[@Lone_Wolf_91]

😂😂

[@88cameras]

Stopped watching after 5 mins. This is a paid add for said Company, for the attention. Both Asmon and penguinz0 said the full name of the Company 4-5 times in just 5 min span. As if selling the product instead of just saying the "paper company".

[@PixelsPending]

@@88cameras wh.....what

[@WastedPo]

@@88cameras - It's a pretty terrible ad. His site is down and his Instagram accounts have been yanked. This is like thinking the people working for "Amy's Baking Company" acted ridiculous on purpose to boost sales.

[@crimzn872]

This guy is still popping off with glorious individual responses to most reviews being left for his company on Trustpilot. You too can still be a part of the magic!

[@moquilla1]

I had an office job at the city and I remember the department head sent out a mass email and when he signed his name at the bottom of it and listed the department name he put Pubic Services instead of Public Services. It went out to everyone who had an email with the city at that time, it was comedy gold.

[@rahn45]

"This person is happy... They must be living life on easy mode!" - An insane person.

[@JanitorAntisocial]

I wasn't aware happiness was such a volatile subject to some people. No wonder everyone on the internet is so miserable.

[@Nioclas64]

Any sane person who has spent time around other people knows that how hard or easy someones life is has barely any effect on whether or not they are happy, I've had a very hard life, happy AF, and met plenty of people who have hadan easy life, and are still miserable for the sake of being miserable.

[@silotx]

Can we realize that we should leave other people to live their lives if they don't negatively affect other people and even then we should criticize only that negative behavior for that specific person and not simply bully and ridicule?

[@MrMultiPlatform]

the irony

[@frequencyoftruth2303]

I doubt that guy knows what easy mode means because he is living it he has no idea the common struggles of a human being.

[@LalaDepala_00]

"Women need their fathers in their life 😡" "Must be nice, easy living with your dad and having him cook for you 😡"

[@IdefinitelyExistIThink]

bro was showing such fatherless behavior

[@ultimaxkom8728]

That guy need a mental checkup.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

I think that his therapist will need a therapist @@ultimaxkom8728

[@borpheousmaximusv3985]

Muth be nitthhheee

[@eriefate508]

Cringe

[@supersonic7605]

this man unironically went to hustler's university XD

[@OdinSonne]

Yeah, he tried throwing his 'paper'weight around 🤣🤣

[@moneyhoney606]

I'm 40 and I still get meals from my mom. I can cook myself but nothing beats her stuff.

[@Samuraiedge2]

Especially if you're unable to mimic your parent's cooking.

[@Bradok00]

True I’m only 24 but moving out of my parent house was the point in my life where I realized just how good it is. Never gonna turn down my parents cooking again😂

[@artraroth]

Houndred or even thousand year, moms meal will not be replaced by anything

[@Stav-Sneaker-Wakefield]

100% I've been a chef for 25+ years but nothing beats your parents making you a meal , if my mum says she's making food I'm there asap.

[@saifis]

Hell I make it a point to be thankful about any hand made meal that I don't pay for.

[@user-mr6cf3dk2i]

So she apparently sparked the apocalypse by...*checks notes*...having a father.

[@lovisericachii4503]

yish... seems like a caring one that would cook her a meal

[@seekittycat]

By gifting him expensive pans how dare a daughter do!

[@3DCommando]

This is basically a dropshipper that takes himself way too seriously.

[@veteranredbeard6222]

I seriously hope this video never ends. It's GOLD. If i could have one thing on a desert island, it would be the parchment paper saga. God bless you brandon for starting a company just to set it on fire for all of us to see.

[@discountdisco2273]

"She doesn't stop mocking me by doing absolutely nothing" My brother in parchment paper, you started this in the first place!

[@DailyThingsInLife]

This guy is too "mature" to realize it🤣

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

Brother in parchment paper lmao

[@malcovich_games]

"She's just standing there... menacingly!"

[@DrGandW]

The only victims are anyone else who’s working with that man and realizing their income is in danger because they’re working with a madman

[@ajm3578]

If I buy my dad a pan worth over $100, you better believe that guy is making me a meal.

[@saifis]

I'd make it not because I am or should be grateful I'd make it because I get to use a 100$ pan

[@getweirdwes]

Valued at over $100* Those hexclad pans aren't WORTH a damn. Except for filling Gordon Ramsay's coffers.

[@yous2244]

Why are you so desrespectful to your parents?

[@SM-oc4rc]

@@yous2244 It's called bantering with your parents, relax with the "disrespect" shit.

[@zelorig8887]

@@yous2244 Did you not have a laugh with your parent's every now and then?

[@SkyTheKoala]

Just when you think the fastest speedrun death of a company is Artesian Builds, in comes cooking paper guy asking us to hold his beer....

[@Fuzzira]

Dude is like straight out of The Office. Be thankful for this live action spin off series taking place in realtime.

[@PizzaPatroll]

I need to open a parchment paper company. Apparently even the dumbest person can run one.

[@GrizzlyDaddams]

I've known a many business owners and you don't have to be very bright to be successful.

[@mookiestewart3776]

@@GrizzlyDaddamsthe biggest lie of america is that successful people are successful because they are smart. This world is not a meritocracy 😂

[@SpicerJack]

Parchment paper making was literally featured on dirty jobs is a nasty job.

[@MrMultiPlatform]

So your families genes

[@sinjin8576]

​​@@SpicerJackfor the workers sure. Not for a CEO who was given the position by being friends with the previous CEO. This is not the attitude of someone who is a hard worker.

[@fullmetaldumbass9564]

Nijisanji might need a new CEO soon, maybe this guy could apply there.

[@yutul1303]

bro💀

[@jameskelley3578]

HA!

[@AbdielRodriguezProfile]

*slow clap*

[@YangoIsBetter67]

the nijisanji pr team is just singlehandedly operated by this guy 😭😭😭

[@unownnnn]

😂😂😂

[@DeathGhidorahx]

This CEO sounds like your average Fresh and Fit viewer.

[@Crazy__Canuck]

Buddy is throwing his "parchment paper" weight around!! 😂

[@Unifrog_]

She bought her dad the pan and he was excited to use the pan she bought. It wasn't just her dad cooking a meal it was the dad showing he appreciated the gift.

[@reeseolsen4052]

Right. All this because she made a video of her dad enjoying his present and making an effort to share with her. Damn, just damn.

[@petrri323]

This parchment paper business is 100% this one guy sitting in a basement doing it all. The amount of times he references a “team, staff, or uses ‘us’” without any change in tone or writing style. This is one guy in a basement. 100%

[@nathanwatkins1005]

It's because nobody wants to work. He could be a good boss one day if we just give him a chance.

[@datboiashy2957]

@@nathanwatkins1005this is some delicious bait, do you have some more m’lord? 🎣

[@whiskeyniner6416]

Its so stupid it seems fake.

[@123forafurry]

@@nathanwatkins1005 bait used to be believable

[@billylion3073]

paper thin self-esteem

[@U5mR]

I love how in his head Asmon went to the ancient Egyptian use of parchment paper LMFAO

[@thetiredcynic]

As a non English natural speaker,. I did kinda understand his meaning also lol

[@DerpyThePotato]

Holy shit, it's a me watching a person reacting to a person reacting to a person reacting to another person.

[@Syls1989]

Asmongold thinking the company was making papyrus or something was so fucking funny.

[@CeraphineLuna]

Parchment paper? Lmao

[@locke6854]

Yea man, we stopped using papyrus because it disintegrates. So we upgraded to animal leather sheets.

[@lt_johnmcclane]

The “seize and desist” line got me 😂 some real bonesppletea

[@ProtossTempest]

Got them "Hi I am the boss of XBox" vibes.

[@randylehey9295]

asmon confusing parchment paper with papyrus is pretty funny

[@christopherallen439]

“Once somebody reveals their power level of being an insane person…”, pure gold.

[@justincasas5762]

holy shit the roasts between Asmond and Charlie on this one are fire. "paper avengers lead by a paper tiger" lmfao

[@Selrisitai]

led*

[@Th4tGuy]

You can be a CEO and a moron. You can be a scientist and a moron. You can be pretty much anything and still be a moron. It's kind of inspiring. You can do anything with a little hard work. And then hopefully have the wisdom to not throw all that hard work directly into the trash and then set the entire goddamn house on fire.

[@bibsp3556]

At least they made it entertaining for the rest of us

[@Avendrial69]

I don't think he did any hard work, he probably started his company from family money and influence, and he probably thinks he's a self made man and did it all by himself.

[@alphenhousplaysgames4565]

wisdom and knowledge are not the same -ancient saying, dungeons and dragons

[@syttorak7629]

​@@alphenhousplaysgames4565 absolutely true. Something are youth gets confused constantly. Can't count the amount of woke videos I've seen online with college students screaming through loud speakers about being repressed (while living in the best country in the world) there is nobody repressed here in America. Repression only exists in third world countries. My point is yes there's a very huge difference between knowledge and wisdom. There's also a very huge difference between intelligence and wisdom. You do not get wisdom at a young age. It's achieved slowly over time, and required to engage and truly mature adult activities. Which is precisely why most of those kids screaming through loudspeakers are clueless.

[@Boundyy]

I love when people deny this, especially while making an argument from authority.

[@anthrobug]

That guy's 'seize & desist' letter is peak Dunning-Kruger.

[@Theparadoxd7]

This has "and there's the reroll" vibes.

[@thefatman69dude]

the dude legit just seemed butt hurt that she had a loving father in her life...

[@dduffy8681]

Not all the way through the video. Wondering if the parchment guy is the illegitimate son of the dad.

[@Spiffy35]

Asmons said this 5mins in the video

[@Boyahda]

I'd kill to have a dad cook me a nice meal. Mine left 29 years ago.

[@eno6712]

​@@sinew1000I have a step dad for 20 years and he hasn't cooked once lmfao . I've cooked what is technically a form of infinite times more than him because that dude probably couldn't cook an egg based on what I've seen/ not seen.

[@Goofballhero]

⁠​⁠@@sinew1000 I get what you’re saying, but your dad isn’t his. Not all dads are violent jerkwads.

[@Nick-rs5if]

I'm so sorry to hear that. 🥺 I have friends whom have likewise lost parents, for varying reasons. It reminds me of how fortunate I have been thus far in that regard. I hope life is good to you. 😊

[@GrizzlyDaddams]

Mine too. Although, I don't blame him. My mother is Satan and tried to devour his soul. He left when I was 2. Moved to south east asian (the other side of the planet), then died when I was 20. He was an awesome guy. He just got mixed up with the wrong woman.

[@MurakamiTenshi]

My step dad didn't cook much for me, but when he did it was simple... he made grilled cheese sandwiches, fried potatoes, and popcorn. I miss him 😢

[@Kunfucious577]

I don’t know how I found this channel but I love it.

[@Draethar]

That dude is spiralling! 😂

[@seanoftheroses]

I think the parchment guy just can't stand nonstick pans. It's nothing personal. He's a radical nonstick pan hater.

[@matt2585]

LOL

[@mralmostknowitall]

All pans matter and they better cancel this guy. 😂

[@TamaMochi678]

I mean, I too prefer my meal without cancer

[@Avetho]

Cast Iron or no iron. Give me real pans, not fake pans made by Big Teflon!

[@sailor5853]

I am too. They don't last a year. I challenge you to destroy a cast iron pan.

[@Viktoria_Thaelin]

"Collecting L's like Infinity Stone!" oh my lord I laughed so hard.

[@DylanPorto45]

the "f'ing goofballs" in his rant SENT me...gotta be one of my favorite phrases to use

[@popfiasco]

"He's using their moveset" 😂😂😂

[@flux_casey]

"It's the Paper Avengers. Led by a Paper Tiger." I just want to call this out for just the fantastic play on words that it is. Hot damn. Kudos.

[@brandonwhittaker85]

Had to look up what a paper tiger was, and yep, he absolutely destroyed him

[@J-RAD_notAnNpc]

I thought so too 😂

[@tylerreed2409]

I find it so troubling that apparently no one close to him could come to him to let him know he was ruining his life.

[@pokemonfan155]

He probably has no one close to him by the way he acts

[@F3nres]

If he treat dissent in his personal life the same way he likely has no one who cares about him enough to tell him the truth.

[@lilangkho6917]

True

[@GGOL]

Thus is the saddest part.

[@grandmarnier3746]

I have a sibling exactly like this and yeah these people burn everyone around them that would care about them. They hardly ever change and die alone, thinking they've done nothing wrong..

[@iamtheonlyjohn]

I love how hes super close to self awareness. like SOOOO close :D

[@Blah951]

I like this guy! Sooo appreciate that he doesn’t scream to get his point across. So far I have not seen him attack the person, but instead attacks the argument with great logic. Hell yea!

[@oneleapforward903]

This should be a Snickers commercial. "You aren't you when you're hungry"

[@grennbalze]

are snickers made on parchment paper at any point? 🤔

[@Philip_Taylor]

@@grennbalze You might as well have to sign some fancy parchment in order to afford them these days! The 4 bar pack is now a 3 bar pack, the size per bar is smaller too, and yet the price is higher. I always rated Mars as a company but no.

[@syttorak7629]

​@@Philip_Taylor That's because the world, including the government, are run by "CEO'S" like this fool. No compassion, no empathy, no care in the world other than profit. Customer service? What's that, isn't that something people used to say in the '80s and '90s? Haven't heard it ever since.

[@Mozers05]

Dude sounded like someone who did not have a father or a mother cook him meals in his youth, and now have a wife at home who does not cook for him aswell. And now he rage at every instance of seeing family members cooking for one another. Truly sad. F

[@laraantipova389]

This man is the reason all the polls show single women are happier. Women then don’t have an as$ (like Brandon ) ruining their day.

[@artofdon]

hes one of those guys that starts a fight but then tells the teacher on you for hitting back

[@sobekflakmonkey]

bro just self destructed.

[@PhuzzyBond]

I make meals for my kids all the time, I apologize

[@PizzaPatroll]

You monster 😂

[@tBeNz0]

Taught my 8 yr old how to use the air fryer properly for his nuggets and fries. He wants to make his own dinner now lol.

[@norsemanbushcrafting1621]

Omw to egg ur house

[@kylechildress536]

You need to seize and desist.

[@K1llaMang0]

Ain’t no way phuzzy here das crazyyy

[@jayceedope4242]

Not even about being poor. It's just about not being loved by parents. I'm sure many poor people, including me, see her video as very wholesome.

[@biadhoce]

Some of us lost a parent, some of us had a shit parent. Seeing people with good parents is a feel good moment. Being jealous of other people's success and happiness is easy to learn but the worst quality you can have in a human being. We're community creatures, we're mammals who evolved in groups working together. Wanting others to succeed is just great for everyone around you. And I personally believe that you do rub off on people, your behaviours and moods. Being nice and respectful to people, happy for their accomplishments just returns you with people who do the same for you.

[@mr.nobody2244]

I understand the jealousy because my own parents sucked too. Nothing hurts more than seeing loving and caring parents, something you never had yourself. But i would never lash out like that.

[@scarletsletter4466]

@@mr.nobody2244yeah I totally get where he was coming from, but he should’ve kept scrolling. I get sick of seeing sappy, mostly fake “lifestyle” content too, but I’d never comment negatively

[@brandondenton5079]

the person in the video is not poor, imigrant have more funding in america than citzens do

[@Mega-mangX]

Agreed. I cook for my kids all the time.

[@justynakowalska7743]

Oh wow, my father was cooking for his kids regularly, he passed already but his love and care is always with me. Wish you all having something so precious as a love of your parents

[@judechauhan6715]

Bro must have had a really really really bad day relating to his dad cooking or something

[@OcioCamaraMx]

CEO bully: "You can't cook" Girl: Proceeds to cook and beautifully roast the CEO

[@joshuapratt3593]

She was even thoughtful enough to add the “garnish” too 😂😂😂

[@mmorris2830]

"... because ChatGPT would have done a better job." Factually accurate😂

[@pocketsizedsuki]

Asmon smiling every time Charlie cracks a joke is wholesome af

[@Kvitebjorn257]

The ceo seems like the type of man to 100% believe the "eat hot chip and lie" copypasta

[@syrindark]

I feel bad for the guy that left the comment a bit. I had a bad upbringing too, Mom left when I was like 3, dad was an alcoholic and i had to work to buy my own food and clothes starting at like 12 years old. We had no food, utilities or clean clothes. I was shit on by quite literally everyone in my life, I took care of my dad as at one point from all the drinking he had cirrhosis which became cancer. He would bleed from his nose so much you could taste the blood in the air. Imagine waking up to a dad covered in blood and still just drinking himself silly then carrying him to the bathroom daily. Nowadays my dad is dead, brother is dead and I saw it coming, they both went ham on all the worst things life offers. For context while I was dealing with this I had friends saying they wanted to kill themselves because their parents bought them the wrong kind of car, I had to talk them out of suicide 3 or 4 times. Despite all that I feel like blaming the world just makes it all worse for everyone, you can't be the person maintaining the negativity in your life and spreading it to others like a disease. Gotta be the cure the world needs which is simple to give, kindness heals everyone around you. Gotta break that cycle

[@jcudejko]

Good on you for escaping the cycle I hope you get a break, but I'm glad you can share a useful perspective from all that horror

[@ilikeuselessfightsinthecom165]

nobody cares

[@ilikeuselessfightsinthecom165]

@samirdoncic6395 as if you are somebody important lol

[@mityakiselev]

@@ilikeuselessfightsinthecom165 I love how some people are so egocentric they immediately transfer their own opinion to everyone in the world. I'm not gonna be the 🤓☝ with the "actually you can't issue a global statement unless you know for certain..." argument. I just feel some projecting going on, some unresolved trauma. Maybe it's a cry for hepl like "nobody cares about me" or whatever, but it looks a bit like a douchebag move. A user shared a horrible story relevant to the topic and summed it up with a positive moral. I care about that stuff, I can relate to some of it, notice my own mistakes and biases in other bits of it. Please don't be a dick.

[@yig_501]

im so sorry

[@Adamsparrot]

I have two adult children. I often cook dinner for them. Because while I'm not perfect, I like doing things for my kids. And something as simple as making dinner for someone is a quiet way of saying you care. Dude is just butt-hurt because someone has a good family life. Edit: I just went back to the beginning of the video, she clearly says and I quote, "When I told my dad I was going to be getting him the same pans Gordon Ramsey..." and the video clearly shows her dad cooking WITH the flipping pans. She bought her dad the pans and he was trying them out by making food with them. It's almost like, I don't know, maybe her dad is a fan of Gordon Ramsey and she :gasp: bought her dad a gift that he's happy to have them. In case anyone cares, the full set is $699.99. Maybe her dad really wanted them, but didn't feel like spending that kinda cash on cooking implements for himself was reasonable. But his daughter was like, "My dad deserves a nice gift..." and she plunks down for it. Maybe I'm reading too much wholesomeness into it, but better that than the utter shitstorm this grown ass man has placed himself in.

[@overlord1995]

Bruh you never made me a meal, who are you kidding? You don't care :(

[@Adamsparrot]

@@overlord1995 Sonny Boi, had you bothered to come home once in a while maybe I would, and your mum, she's been worried sick. You don't call, you won't even bother to text her. You made your mum cry ya bastard.

[@Philip_Taylor]

I'm laughing at the idea of Ramsay shilling his overpriced pans to his unknowing audience. He already makes the most low energy, patronising TV that people eat up episode after episode. Completely formulaic, scripted, the same every time, made to soften up the audience so that the ad-breaks hit harder. But no, that's not enough easy coin, he must also try to get $699 for some cheap chinese-made pans.

[@Trustme77]

That's the impression I got: that she got him a nice gift and he was like "Oh thank you so much! I want to break these in right now, how about I cook you something?" I'm surprised at how much they cost, but even if it was much cheaper then she is clearly not sponging off of her father the way Brandon apparently thought.

[@overlord1995]

@@Trustme77 That doesn't necessarily logically follow. You can still be sponging and giving someone a nice, pricey gift. In fact, that's how you make someone feel like they're not being sponged off, even though they might be. Not saying she did that, I'm saying we don't know anything about her and there's really no need to guess. It doesn't matter.

[@shilohbell1573]

This is my favorite coverage of this situation! Lmao!

[@wesleygeddes5148]

Earlier this week I thought these two dudes were the same person. The more you know!

[@mjimenez4667]

Holy shit i think i just figured out why he flipped out lmao you don't need parchment paper if you use those awesome non-stick Gordon Ramsey pans .. lmao.. 😅😂

[@matt-tasticaus9565]

😂😂

[@youtubenewsreview7365]

Yep

[@prozoomy3588]

😂 rip

[@danf1862]

Oh, I thought it was fancy parchment paper you write on... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mjimenez4667]

@Neil-zu2rx it was a joke but honestly i assumed they also sell bakeware

[@dr.calibrations7984]

Part of me has to respect the fact that he refuses to do anything other than keep doubling down in the face of a zero win situation.

[@Kunfucious577]

Serious. All he had to do was respond the first time with an apology and a request to delete her last post. She seemed like a reasonable person who would’ve forgave him.

[@dustind.3918]

The man is a hero to his own disaster story. Gotta respect the utter insanity

[@msihcs8171]

@@dustind.3918 I can't speak for everyone, but as someone who does lean right he sounds like one of the crazies that we tell to f*** off whenever they open their mouths. Or he is just grifting, I'm not familiar with the politics in the parchment paper industry, I have a roll or two for baking but that's about the extent of my familiarity with it

[@carolinecoy3164]

​@@msihcs8171I honestly think he saw this as a good advertisement strategy, thinking all negative attention works out for them. Unfortunately it didn't work out the way he'd planned. I mean not the initial comment, but after that. I refuse to believe anybody is that stupid. It just cannot compute in my mind..😂

[@bananadoppiotm1088]

All it takes is one paper cut for all the insecurities that were pilled up to tumble down on one miserable little fella. Good video

[@moshpiler123]

Loving his devolution into the fratboy he obviously used to be, someone who's only strategy in conflict is childish name throwing n puffing up his chest 😂

[@its__auster]

Asmon: " I instantly remove loud people from my life, i'm a calm person" Always Asmon: "Hey let's call my bro Tectone!"

[@Bodehi_The_Archivist]

Lol, Tec is a whole other level of loud. I get where he’s coming from, I’m that way with moody and unpredictable people. I have a similar mindset of seeing what I call “the brink.” When you really see a person lose it and just crack mentally, it’s pretty fucking scary if you care about them, and it’s never the same afterwards. I personally don’t want to have any business with those kinds of people because I can’t understand their perspective and therefore can’t give them the support that they want, but if someone is loud and that’s just how they are, I can be prepared for that mentally and can know what to expect pretty easily.

[@TheJikosh]

He removes them because tectone fills that void and then some. 😅

[@sir.grumpypawson6598]

He is loud but he does bring the funny

[@GretgorPooper]

Bro had so many chances to stop it. He could have failed to reply to her e-mail, he could have sent a fake message about how the company would 'look into it', he could have refrained from using the company account after the backlash and just used his personal account, he could have not mentioned the e-mail conversation on the tiktok comments, he could have let it go when everyone else had already moved on, he could have refrained from placing that stupid banner on his website, he could not have written those butthurt walls of text on his company's public profile, and in every step of the way, he chose to continue the drama. For him to pretend that she was the one stoking the fire is just patheitc.

[@lxxvx]

he also signed her up for bad emails, people who do that are the lowest of low. once your email gets out there in a single one of those filth systems, they have it for life, that email is shot. dude is legit scary, probably would do this person real physical harm, i hope someone calls the authorities to have this dude's mental wellness checked. this is the kinda crap you see on the internet months down the line in a tragic headline.

[@Choosafunga777]

This is the kind of thing we will see more and more of. Dysgenics is an all encompassing problem for western societies. Every solution that exists for dysgenics are ones that people refuse to accept. What happens next is inevitable...@@lxxvx

[@bfftv2564]

If I had messed up like that the first two times I would just backtrack and say I got my business account hacked 🤣

[@chrisvids184]

cooking baking so you dont have to clean the pan haha

[@Eliconean]

"Biggest meltdown of the year SO FAR" - Homer Simpsons

[@EvEnMoR]

"Who the fuck uses parchment paper anymore?!.....For baking? Oh! I should've watched more of The Office" 🤣

[@alfred9805]

That was pretty crazy to me, but I suppose it's understandable if he never cooked anything in his life. 18:25 Charlie doesn't know either 🤦‍♂️

[@vinhrua1]

Lmao flashback to Charlie baking bread.

[@wild5851]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@alfred9805to be fair nobody calls it parchment paper, everyone just calls it paper or baking paper, I’ve never in my life heard anyone call it parchment paper and I cook often

[@nivlheim09c97]

@@wild5851 most of the time, I hear: baking paper/sheet, wax paper, grease paper. its rarely called parchment paper these days.

[@jeff431]

​@@nivlheim09c97Wax paper is its own thing. You definitely don't want to bake with it.

[@K0BRAKID]

Imagine his adrenaline level while taking 3 hours to reply an email or IG post to fail so miserably 😂😂😂 it makes me so warm and fuzzy inside

[@Taron83]

this reminds me of that episode of Kitchen nightmares with Amy's bakery, same energy.

[@MimosaSTG]

I can't stand being around people who try to make it seem like they had it harder in life than everyone else... Like no one else has battles to fight in their life.

[@grennbalze]

TRUE

[@Grovonator]

Don't miss the detail that this guy makes his living selling parchment paper, an industry that is threatened by nonstick pans.

[@bibsp3556]

Can you imagine that it's not family trauma but business competition that leads to this?

[@nogueiraj5560]

Maybe it was the cookware? Aren't those like the Ferrari of cookware? Lol

[@Mark3h]

Those hexclad pans arent cheap. And pisspaper Brandon glossed over entirely that She bought the pans as a gift for her dad.

[@zelorig8887]

Bro got so heated he risked his own IP and company for a little temper tantrum

[@Mordring]

Brandon Howard managed to do something everyone thought impossible: he united left and right, both sides think he's a complete joke. Maybe he's a bad businessman but he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize!

[@fullmontis]

I love that this is a reaction to a reaction to a reaction to a reaction to a reaction

[@nezkeys79]

Ironically he started all of this with "direct actions to intentionally harm" her