Miles of Meat Calculation

[@ZeroAnomalies]

Let me catch my son not doing his meat calculations homework

[@reymondmchati4379]

math cockulations u mean

[@oumardiop1]

cockologist research

[@LiquidCallous]

bet you would be proud

[@ZeroAnomalies]

Max Eclipse Impressive

[@lain39x]

@@oumardiop1 lmao

[@NFGNUKE_]

Those be the type of women who want a man to be loyal to them.

[@pigpenlordofdirt]

WhY aRe AlL tHe GoOd OnEs AlWaYs TaKeN?!

[@waodaaaaa]

WhY dO tHeY aLwAyS LeAvE mE

[@KurokamiNajimi]

I could say that guys. Many guys want 10 women to themselves

[@arthursalas8010]

Kurokami Najimi men have to put in a ton of work to get and hold 10 women, but a woman can easily get 919 men by barely just existing. Master key vs crappy lock

[@Cj-xt6tv]

Arthur Salas like bill burr said there’s a reason why men get applauded for getting with a lot of girls and women are shamed for getting with a lot of guys. “A woman could go into a bar and lay on the pool table and have sex with every dude in there. That’s not impressive, that’s gluttony. Guys actually have to work for it and have skill”

[@dadddyeugene_3550]

the person from Guinness sat there and counted all that meat. has to suck.

[@seb2750]

Birdman is the referee

[@MrMilky-hf2ml]

Rip for that employee who's just tryna make minimum

[@cringename]

I bet the Guinness guy was one of the dudes

[@TheArcher143]

Isuck The 919 guys were 919 Guinness employes

[@omegared947]

Bad choice for words

[@MisterBungle]

Let me catch my daughter trying to break the record by sleeping with 1000 men in 24 hours

[@qxotuffy1280]

She ain't just yo daughter no more Personally I'll probably stop talking to her

[@afriking]

if she calls you '"daddy" just know that 919 men were called that from her as well

[@TheArcher143]

Gopled You trying to catch her so you can be man number 1?

[@pigpenlordofdirt]

Let me catch my son tryna be guy number 957

[@crewnation1267]

I'm gonna have 1000 bodies on my hands

[@sasrito9961]

I’m just in awe that 919 men agreed to do such a thing...

[@Isaiah_McIntosh]

Dude how fast were they busting.

[@biggusdickus2166]

whered they get so many coomers

[@1DeletedAccount]

Who would've guessed 919 men would want to commit beastiality that fast

[@Sp1n1985]

@@Isaiah_McIntosh 45 seconds

[@dettolnotsponsored469]

Ayo when you gotta bust, you gotta bust

[@rylandholland7216]

The last guy is the nastiest man in the world

[@andremartinez6417]

the last 918

[@GodzillaFan-gt2tc]

*World's dirtiest jobs*

[@tylerdewitt6617]

The first is in second place

[@roxasuzumaki6628]

I swear bro

[@alextorres4667]

GodzillaFan 2017 GOAT comment

[@isaaccruz9014]

Woman: Don’t sexualize us Also woman:

[@crystalpepsi4213]

@Sub2me for no Reason hope she sees this bro

[@longlivetheblackmamba2-8-24]

Lmfao 💀💀😭😂😂

[@jaydentemene1485]

R/niceguys

[@isaaccruz9014]

@@jaydentemene1485 cockologist

[@theyuca-clan4239]

Yo truee

[@danparish1344]

It’s more than 11 1/2 hours. You have to factor in the time for mounting and dismounting the beast.

[@TheArcher143]

The beast 😂

[@adudewithafairlyinternetco9454]

This comment alone should've been pinned, factors are important in stats.

[@Shaquesha]

HOF comment

[@dogus2946]

Imagine you had a crush on her in high school and she rejected you and see that she almost let 1000 dudes rattle her in one day 💀💀💀

[@dervon9526]

😭 self esteem: -1000

[@GodzillaFan-gt2tc]

Relatable...

[@dr.phylisphical9294]

Damn i got lucky almost had hivs

[@suhcheuy268]

Hate it when that happens

[@salvadorflores7438]

I dont think ANYONE had a crush on her in hs😂

[@pablomendoza5507]

She can get 919 men in 24 hours and I cant even get a text back

[@JJ-xo3bc]

@@ThatWasPrettyFunny im dead 😂😂😂

[@victorotero3157]

@@JJ-xo3bc 😂 I know right

[@TheArcher143]

Yous Uck lmao

[@TheArcher143]

Yous Uck You had me in tears for the past 5 minutes 🤣

[@cryptogod323]

@@ThatWasPrettyFunny yyyyyyyyyy?????

[@sxrghxolx2405]

she actually belongs to the highway. dats crazy

[@kierz3581]

most underrated comment of 2020 by far

[@Legend-rj8vm]

Bro this made me laugh 😂

[@friedchicken894]

More like belongs to the FREEway

[@tunasubz1608]

Nah fam she not mine

[@onemorescout]

bro she belongs to every street in the metro area, from the hood’s traphouse to the fishing hut 170 miles away

[@brandino4501]

Imagine the smell in that room after the event....

[@monkeydluffy8684]

Ugh , no thanks

[@philipramsden4975]

Probably smelled like burnt rubber and shame

[@victorotero3157]

Smell like 💩

[@Leminies]

@Philip Ramsden 😂

[@highounty4041]

Victor otero yup from her having to fart all day and the other guys vomiting afterwards

[@Topolinho]

Birdman didn't consider the option of multiple men at once.

[@villainouspenguin3334]

*Ameture*

[@cocodanuts3497]

Multiple men in 1 pussy would definitely lower strokes significantly so I don’t think it would’ve changed by much

[@wolvesbrigade1700]

Damn 😭😭

[@lilchildsupport]

Imagine a Referee telling you before you clap her cheeks "You got 94 Seconds."

[@Legend-rj8vm]

Bruh😂

[@monkyfunny2171]

I just did the calculations and in order for 919 men to bust a nut in 24 hours they would have to bust a nut in her every 95.5 seconds

[@streched_thin]

monky funny you didn’t have to. It’s in the video

[@azpiapi]

@@Legend-rj8vm 45*

[@victore8342]

Thats a whole minute more than I've ever needed

[@danparish1344]

Hol’ up, there’s not just one world record holder here... We need to talk about man number 919 and his spelunking adventure; no man has been the caboose of a train that long EVER.

[@danparish1344]

The GOAT, the Michael Jordan of caboosing

[@EpicNoob99]

No we need to talk about her husband No man has ever been married to someone who slept with 919 men in a day

[@danparish1344]

Alec no chance she has a husband

[@EpicNoob99]

@@danparish1344 sadly she does. Read the articles.

[@Joseph-dr9xv]

@@danparish1344 she does and hes been with her since she was 18 so she was married when this happened and while she was doing porn

[@LAR3MUSIC]

Imagine lining up just to get 94sec of strokes

[@stonewesson]

45 seconds

[@trimbizleadersflorida1041]

40 more seconds than I need

[@TheArcher143]

Trim biz leaders Florida lmao

[@jason4275]

*Cant believe this women actually has a husband.*

[@TheArcher143]

He must have been dude number 919.

[@JhonbyDimanche]

@@TheArcher143 isually they just watch....

[@ItzMeRiley]

She mega cheating on him

[@JhonbyDimanche]

@@ItzMeRiley that's an euPENISm

[@princentirwimura6920]

Cap?

[@TheArcher143]

She does know she doesn’t need to eat her mates after breeding right?

[@jimbix8517]

That's mean💀😭

[@eijiokumura5326]

unless she’s a tarantula

[@cxmotb]

bruh 💀💀

[@alexrowe7063]

Well some people are into vore so you know

[@mortzon5681]

Top notch comment 😂😂

[@danparish1344]

I know someone like this has no father in their life, but if he was, he’d have offed himself.

[@TheArcher143]

How do you know her father wasn’t dude number 1?

[@skyj2172]

@@TheArcher143 Hol' up.

[@danparish1344]

Archer143 hmm... He’s either not in her life or he’s in and out of her. Either way, daddy issues. Makes sense I guess.

[@TheArcher143]

dan parish lmao

[@The_Koolman]

@@TheArcher143 sweet home Alabama.

[@murderbynumbers311]

Take a moment and remember that she had a father

[@nohomo6825]

I wouldn't even kill her I would just kill myself to respawn

[@princentirwimura6920]

Edgar Suarez 😂😂

[@bigolchui4821]

Mans edited in “Alright what goin on guys” at the beginning

[@terel9570]

I can’t stop hearing it now

[@Silk824]

Wtf,I didnt catch it the first time but hearing it back just left me surprised as to why tf he would do this

[@zerakhu]

😭😭

[@onemorescout]

lemme catch my son prerecording his damn intros

[@JJ-xo3bc]

@@onemorescout lol

[@DanielEarl]

This is why you go to school for 12 years. Time well spent.

[@aarontanaka5149]

"women aren't objects"

[@harshnarayan7656]

Correct, your point?

[@betheone4837]

@@harshnarayan7656 your honor..... 919

[@pau11iska8D]

"probably had a snack afterwards" Or during since the meat creates vanilla frosting.

[@cloudy7003]

dead

[@26Bibles]

Max Eclipse yeah but probs none of them finished in 45 seconds except prob like 50

[@remy3064]

Just imagine how the body count conversation is gonna go... “I’ve only slept with like 6 guys the 919 all happened in like 1 day so it only counts as one”

[@dannycastillo9328]

This has to be animal abuse. The poor beluga whale. I can only imagine what if suffered.

[@nohomo6825]

It didn't suffer if you look closely it looks like to me like it was well fed

[@DCGMatthew1]

She was actually pretty skinny when it happened.

[@Khoros-Mythos]

100th like

[@theCODboss115]

The condom industry made some good money on that day. Or at least one would hope so...

[@slenderisafreak7050]

Why she would only birth one

[@kardboardkrakk338]

That's one way to get ur protein intake

[@noble0155]

She could’ve made millions off the footage, prolly sell a documentary

[@iceyyshots]

There’s a video on the hub

[@sheepgang2137]

Iceyy there’s a lot of videos on tha hub

[@NYCMIAH]

Iceyy link?

[@doritos6548]

@@sheepgang2137 Not anymore there ain't lmao

[@jhonieang3902]

Just thought of something... *Imagine being the LAST one.. o_o*

[@ras445]

The STDS smh

[@tunasubz1608]

Prolly was like "aight ima head out"

[@onemorescout]

that would be like throwing a hotdog down a damn train tunnel

[@GodzillaFan-gt2tc]

Can't feel shit bc that hole is large enough to be called a ravine

[@Captianmex1C0]

It'd be so slippery you just slip All the way in,

[@NaeemR05]

Can we get an update on Kimmy Granger already

[@andrewbeck9303]

Factsss

[@Redsoxking]

Didn’t happen

[@nicholasgranger1281]

She brings my last name to ultimate shame...

[@shannonfawkes9632]

what happened

[@Redsoxking]

Shannon Fawkes they had one tweet where they said they may meet up soon this was maybe six months ago

[@IIIbbbsss]

Last time I was this early, feminists were called beluga whales

[@isaacwalker1931]

Last time I was this early we had a hard time telling the difference between a boy and girl, Oh wait...

[@bophadesknutz7798]

Still are

[@AndyDkF]

They still are

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

Imagine going to hell for your lust and being like "well I did break a world record sooooo.."

[@c.Orange]

WOAH, talk about sloppy seconds.

[@skoobydu1364]

Sloppy 900s bro ikky 🤢

[@fred2995]

I wish he still said “ Let me catch my son...” 😂😂

[@5ksubswithnovideoschalleng425]

The feminists would get mad at him for not saying daughter. Smh

[@Joseph-dr9xv]

She was married when she turned 18 and was married while this happened and is still married to him. I could never be like that man

[@malalovespokemon]

I couldn't imagine being married to someone who did that. That guy must have REAL self esteem/mental issues.

[@skillex8376]

Yall already know imma need a couple of beers for this one

[@Juduh]

Stay sober 🤍

[@Jacobpeasely]

OMGItsBirdman Archive I found u

[@EduardoHernandez-lr7cu]

Let me catch my son not studying for his cockology classes

[@ianwhite3979]

I love how serious and professional he is

[@AlexNV75]

Bruh imagine being man 919, bruh that’s just nasty

[@crystalpepsi4213]

id rather be 918 than 919

[@umr4h138]

I guess 918 is perfectly fine tho

[@_Guardian]

This guy pulled out the calculator and calculated this shit The dedication that was put into this

[@BorosTheYoutuber]

Let me Catch my Daughter And My Wife Trying to Break the Meat world record in my Eugene House Hold.

[@Xx_Schizo08_xX]

Hold up

[@xlegendgamerpro]

I appreciate the precision and accuracy that went into this obscure calculation.

[@onlyysinn]

Imagine being the 919th guy... Disgusting 🤮

[@victorotero3157]

😂 I feel u also u have to add the fact that all the poeple that smashed her now have some sort of disease such as hiv and so forth

[@GodzillaFan-gt2tc]

But what if there were no STDs to worry about, it would be like tossing a lil smoky in an inactive volcano

[@Blackjesus327]

Probably her husband

[@codingamul7468]

Avg youtuber : na mannnn! we can't use offensive words for our video bcoz we don't wanna get demonetize Le birdman : Meat calculation.....

[@codingamul7468]

That's the toughest calculation I ever came accross....

[@hfl_]

Miles of Meat Calculation - Lisa Sparks World Record 919 Men Average D: 5.16 in. 919 × 5.16 = 4,742 in. of D Average Strokes (See Below): 25 4,742 × 25 = 118,550 in 118,550 / 12 = 9,879 ft. 9,879 / 5280 = 1.87 miles of meat in 1 day STROKE MATH 1 Day = 24 24 Hours = 1,440 min. 1,440 min. = 86,400 sec. 86,400 / 919 = 94 seconds per D Actual Time: 45 Seconds HOW LONG WAS THE EVENT? 919 men × 45 seconds = 41,355 seconds 41,355 / 60 = 689 min. 689 / 60 = 11.5 Hours of Meat Taking

[@logan_mfs5563]

Let me catch my son sleeping with Lisa sparks and 918 other men

[@datboiashy2957]

Bruh, she was eating meat as much as she weighs

[@heavensgateburning]

"Im not like other girls"

[@dictionaddiction805]

Thanks for the vid bro, online school is going terribly for me and your videos are a great source of laughter

[@fyretsunami3888]

You can tell he’s getting faster with his calculations good shit bman

[@blizz7431]

I think I can speak for most of us when I say that the analysis and insight that you frequently give out for aspiring cockologists is impeccable.

[@umbrellaguy6934]

I just saw a man calculate how much meat someone got in 1 day

[@Americanpride555]

Based on what I have seen in the field these calculations create a nice factor of safety in regards to the overall meat average. Well done sir!

[@iBurdBot]

*We’ll be right back with the final cockulations right after a word from our sponsors...*

[@RedrumZombies]

1440 minutes in a day..... She had less than 2mins per person......

[@user-kp4ii5eu2w]

😂

[@yeetyeup3392]

Guys he was actually studying whale mating patterns

[@614XJ]

Birdman needs to add a Ball Clapping Decimal Reading. So we can get the FULL UNDERSTANDING of Cockology.

[@WumboLifts]

I wish she recorded her marathon. I'm honestly interested in how that went down.

[@terel9570]

She don’t belong to the streets She don’t belong to the highways She don’t belong to the freeways She belong to the *UNIVERSE*

[@mirady9675]

This is some cosmic shit.

[@bernie1442]

If all math was like this, I would enjoy it a lot more.

[@richardszajek7925]

She took the phrase, “it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway” to a new level

[@bigjoneschillin]

Now we know who built the “STREETS”

[@judtsomeguy12190]

Can’t believe they don’t teach this in schools smh and they wonder why we’re ranked so low among other countries.

[@mwbgaming28]

Imagine the smell if you were the last guy

[@guerrerosaurio]

This is how you find a girl's mileage.

[@adrian-laurentiuradulescu4703]

I bet her dad is so proud of her, when the neighbours ask "so what's your daughter up to?" =))

[@quasar8032]

I just imagine a line of 919 men, one clapping cheeks and one behind him saying “I got next” like it’s a pick-up game

[@gameodemosthene9252]

She should be working on running that mile instead of taking it...

[@user-kp4ii5eu2w]

😂🤣

[@kommandantss672]

There's an error in your calculation. A single stroke makes the meat travel twice the distance of its length, assuming it all goes in. Once going in and the second time going out. Allow me to explain, you're assuming the D's stay inside, hence you're calculating for the distance of half a stroke (5.16in = distance going inside). But, you should be calculating the distance of a FULL stroke, because it's 5.16 inches going-in and that same 5.16 inches must go out (hopefully). So, the final cock mileage of 1.87 miles must be multiplied by 2. That means the real number is 3.74 miles of meat in a single day. To put this answer into perspective, Mount Denali is the 3rd tallest summit on the planet, by prominence, standing 3.85 miles tall. If you laid meats to the side of the trail from the start of your journey, at the bottom of the mountain, and climbed 97% of it you'd have traveled the distance of meat this bitch took in a single day. Imagine, meat after meat all the way up to 19,747.2ft high. Just let that sink in... she took 97% the height of the 3rd tallest mountain in terms of meat... in a single day...

[@tanglefur4852]

surprise she didn't took more than a week to recover

[@justacontentcreator8722]

When you have diploma from brazzers University .... Every calculation seems easy....

[@giovanninicoletti9042]

One important correction has to be made. You have to multiply the miles of meat by 2 since it's important to account for both the "in" and the "out" action; therefore, the meat intake was actually 3.74 miles.

[@sandrant4642]

This should be a course in regular school

[@tfn_popular2811]

Birdman: You know I'm sort of a math genius.

[@Crzypengu]

No one: Birdman: Let's see how much meat this woman was getting.

[@sbhyansane]

birdman the cockologist

[@asherf534]

Who would’ve guessed 919 men would want to commit bestiality that fast

[@joshvignolini1]

IMMENSE cockulations. Glad i had a certified cockologist to walk me through this once in a lifetime world record.

[@afterbitenero3408]

Did any of them even bust? It's already a sign of desperation to smash in this type of way but to not even bust? Damn son

[@nohomo6825]

Yeah I feel it

[@trentsmith357]

A true pioneer in his field of study, you could say.

[@clips1404]

Doesn't every stroke consist of an in AND out motion? So technically, she took double that. 4 miles of Meat, LMAO

[@icewolf415]

Keep in mind that’s someone’s daughter

[@querydelacroix2919]

That's nothing. Let's see a gender swapped version. *Then* I'll be impressed.

[@maersel]

I'll volunteer

[@EclipseGamingPS]

@@maersel ill volunteer aswell

[@PanteraEnjoyer]

Mans need that speed reloader

[@MrMilky-hf2ml]

My wife after giving birth: honey come look at your new baby daughter Me: hold up birdman just uploaded

[@theinfluencer2109]

The amount of “let me catch my son...” comments is amazing

[@originalname9191]

Let me catch my son not making a let me catch my son comment

[@lilkenja8782]

This was pretty helpful I have a cockology exam on Thursday and this definitely helped review my cockulations

[@Agent_Puffer]

I’m so disappointed that she broke the world record of the most D the same year I was born 😔

[@sethmorehead8507]

Same

[@LuckD7cky]

missed it by a year, thank god

[@kieransf]

She doesn't even belong to the streets at this point, the street BELONGS to her.

[@giantclaw138]

The worst part is that because this is a world record, other women have tried to get the record and hundreds of other men have lost their virginity

[@ogbm4338]

I wish this was my math class.

[@DeadCreations]

cool

[@ReferredRhyme82]

yes it is

[@shaded389]

Very cool

[@nickkerr6068]

You tied with me

[@jaydeemodelski2507]

Cool

[@EcoFustionTV]

"School is so dumb, when am even gonna use this in the real world?!"

[@JuanNunez-pt6xd]

Let me catch my son breaking a record for having so much meat in a day.

[@dog8110]

chat said “the stream better than my lecture”😂

[@khabibownsmysoul7836]

last time i was this early my dad was still around...

[@Gold.edits44]

@Daniel T fair enough

[@sturmsoldat6662]

My favorite part is when he calculates the meat like who does the math on shit like this besides him

[@Pintexx]

Bruh the NFL gameplay SUCKS! Halo or COD is is much better!

[@brodymaust2004]

Yeah Halo is best!

[@gpepeitan3373]

Pintexx eat your cereal

[@--------352]

Nah nah nah Doom is best

[@hyghiyuhhji7626]

If u here for the gameplay u not in the right spot

[@Sp1n1985]

Relax child

[@maahnu2313]

I’ve only known about bird man for 7 months, I’ll glad to be a part of such a dope channel. I wanna cockologist

[@NecroxProduction]

This makes me sad to be honest. This whole "sexual liberation" thing for women(or men for that matter, but the reasons are different) seems all twisted to me. I mean, think about what sex is and what it looks like. There's just no way for me to see being gangbanged by a bunch of dudes as something positive.

[@lostmarblesz9224]

@birdman is out here teaching math better than most math teachers.