A student stole a computer from a teacher that got alot of confidencial information. See how the student get the scare of there life with the speach from the teacher. YOU GOT OWNED BIG TIME XP
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@dazedconfuzed68 жыл бұрын
For any kids watching this, when a teacher gives an ultimatum as in "turn yourself in and receive a lesser punishment even though we know who it is" is bluffing out their ass.
@46monkeyes8 жыл бұрын
+jeff darnell True---as an instructor, I used the same guilt trip trick...and it worked!
@randomdude46288 жыл бұрын
+jeff darnell I'm used to be a teacher and I never wanted to get students into trouble, all I want is my belongings, if you hand them over, we can call it borrowing without asking.
@dvdrwsor8 жыл бұрын
+jeff darnell Are you encouraging kids to lie and steal ?
@randomdude46288 жыл бұрын
dvdrwsor obvy
@toddenrico27488 жыл бұрын
+dvdrwsor Lighten up
@DrBenson218 жыл бұрын
99% of that was bullshit. The only thing he said that was true was that he lost his computer
@darthbane26698 жыл бұрын
Was just trying to scare him into giving it back.
@seventhirty228 жыл бұрын
That's not true either. He said it was stolen.
@drubryan34108 жыл бұрын
lmfao!
@mszigetihu8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and it was so bad, too. "People in Redmond was curious" yeah, because people at Microsoft spend their time tracking fucking Windows serial numbers one by one and acts immediately when someone uses the same one with 2 installs. This guy is a fucking idiot.
@robin38 жыл бұрын
He tried to install windows but got an error that his serial number was already in use. So he called microsoft support to say his laptop was stolen. That's it, nobody has called the FBI... secret service are not looking for his stupid laptop. Noone cares!!!
@apointtomake15177 жыл бұрын
When someone goes into a long winded speech like this, you know they have no idea where the computer is.
@shimtest7 жыл бұрын
Professor: "I stored confidential information on this computer and left it sitting in a classroom and yet I'm not to blame..."
@evidencebasedfaith66585 жыл бұрын
Bill Westfall Exactly what I was thinking.
@timhanby56624 жыл бұрын
Dude had some illegal stuff on there obviously lol
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
@@timhanby5662 no it's all a lie he made the whole thing up hoping that the student would come for are but he never did none of this shit makes any sense how the hell would this guy have million dollar insider trade secrets and shit
@timhanby56624 жыл бұрын
Austin C.M. yeah I know lmao, but like if he said all that shit, the kid who stole it probably drove 20miles and threw it off a cliff, you wouldn’t wanna get caught with it regardless lol.
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
@@timhanby5662 lmao yeah I do know that he never got it back
@JamesLewis8 жыл бұрын
Sounds do me like this lecturer was in an equal amount of shit as the student for not encrypting his damn laptop.
@grapewater1238 жыл бұрын
lol so true
@thingsthatstopyoudreaming58378 жыл бұрын
+James Lewis Oh for sure, very likely in breach of contract.
@TruckerPhilosophy8 жыл бұрын
+James Lewis Encrypting? Shit, all he had to do was lock it in a drawer or only manipulate those type of files on a secured desktop terminal.
@JamesLewis8 жыл бұрын
TruckerPhilosophy Many ways to skin a cat, and if you work with sensitive data, dont leave your unencrypted laptop in a room full of yoofs!
@thingsthatstopyoudreaming58378 жыл бұрын
James Lewis ll my contracts specify data encryption at a minimum encrypted hard-drive, gov and sensitive work separate encrypted folder on an encrypted hard-drive - he IS incompetent to say the least and careless. hope they caught him, I could not find further info.
@cameronalexander70188 жыл бұрын
If they had "transponder data", the computer already would have been found. If this had been an electrical engineering or computer science class, there would have been roaring laughter from the crowd.
@Cooley968 жыл бұрын
Yeah right. Computer science and other tech students have no sense of humor. They just sit and stare.
@47Mortuus8 жыл бұрын
96.
@thewiseone97988 жыл бұрын
Dude, I'm a computer science student at a college ranked similarly to MIT's standards and I have a great sense of humor. Even the stupidest shit sometimes can make me laugh.
@adambombo39777 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@Dave-vc5lz7 жыл бұрын
The fact that you wrote that out means you don't.
@BrooklynBigAl7 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Professor Plum to get to the part about how the laptop has a remotely-triggered self-destruct mechanism built in by the CIA--for whom he consulted, of course. 6 years later, the thief probably still watches this stream-of-bullshit clip on the stolen machine whenever he needs a good laugh.
@nialljamesbuckley7 жыл бұрын
thief my ass. this dumbass probably found it in the faculty lounge later that day where'd left it earlier that morning.
@awesomeguy95737 жыл бұрын
+b 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@charliedavis84477 жыл бұрын
hahaha its so much funnier listening to his rant after imagining this scenario
@gerstenkarlheinz65457 жыл бұрын
llmao dude that comment made my day hahahahha this bullshit talking prof just lost it
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@PatrickPierceBateman4 жыл бұрын
The Marshalls found the thief, shot him in the legs 40 times, then watched him bleed out while they smoked cigarettes and made jokes about how stupid he was for not disabling the tracking device. It's harsh but fair.
@Spazticspaz4 жыл бұрын
idk why man but i found this shit hilarious. my taste in humor is evolving like the smell from my balls being stuck in quarantine has relieved me of my desire to shower.
@lissadawes42432 жыл бұрын
😂
@Sednas Жыл бұрын
@@Spazticspaz my goodness it has been 3 years since covid, what is life.
@BirdGang69 ай бұрын
Sounds like Justice served to me!
@Chubzdoomer8 жыл бұрын
Oldest trick in the book: "Come forth and admit you did it, and everything will be OK. If you don't, we already know who you are, and you'll be in SERIOUS trouble!"
@phaonthomas60948 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, he actually forgot his laptop at home that morning
@davidkennedy34577 жыл бұрын
haha!!!
@zonanboy7 жыл бұрын
jesus christ that fly scared the shit out of me
@kaohsiung997 ай бұрын
He left in in the backseat of his car, actually. It was under a jacket that he decided not to wear that day
@Greensmilyy7 жыл бұрын
This is one of those rare gem videos where the comments are WAY more entertaining than the video itself
@TupacMakaveli19963 жыл бұрын
Video is the essence 😂😂😂
@Zak60093 күн бұрын
That's not a rare gem, the highlight is always in the comments.
@solarpowered33647 жыл бұрын
If we were playing poker I would go all in , this dude sucks at bluffing
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
Lmao fr
@martyfakenewsman248 жыл бұрын
plot twist, the student wasnt even in the lecture to hear this.
@lordsmartytrousers29768 жыл бұрын
The professor's business partner is using the student as a double agent to seed false information via the "stolen" laptop in order to rip off the professor. Triple twist!
@gunfuego7 жыл бұрын
M. Night Shamalan would be proud :)
@shamur62267 жыл бұрын
+gunfuego did you play gunfu 2 stickman
@gunfuego7 жыл бұрын
sha mur nope why?
@dumbassdriversofdenver91137 жыл бұрын
That my thought. He stole the exam he has to take so why would he go to the lectures? He has everything he needs to pass the class already.
@xavierishika30688 жыл бұрын
You'd think there would be a higher security measure set in place since that computer was so valuable
@rutger50008 жыл бұрын
+Xavier Ishika Nah I've been studying at three universities and security is always next to none existant. Everything is just based on simple trust. Yeah that goes wrong from time to time, but nothing major is ever really done against it.
@ZER0--8 жыл бұрын
+Xavier Ishika Have you heard of Snowden, Aseange, ect ? There was a guy from the UK who went looking for UFOs on US government websites and he said many sites had no passwords at all.
@candlelightmoodromeocasano45508 жыл бұрын
+Xavier Ishika They have no idea who it was that stole it. He was bluffing and he was good at it, but it was just like a law enforcement tactic. Trust me, if the police knows you did something and have 100% proof of it then they wont be wasting time trying to interrogate you to try and get you to tell on yourself or admit to it. They would just come and get your ass and that will be that. Same way, with this professor, he has no clue who it was that stole it and was just playing chess figuring that the person was stupid enough to come turn it in. Also, that idiot does not have any of that classified data he spoke of and if he really was in such possession of classified data then it would not be on a fucking wireless laptop that you can carry around with you. It would be on a desktop with a massive password system that you would have a to be a pro to break and then each and every one of those files he mentioned would also have a massively hard password to break into those files as well and again you would have to be a pro or hacker of some sort to even get into them or know where they even are on the computer as they would be in a hidden file not right on the fucking desk top. Lastly, none of these companies would have such a moron in charge of such secret data on his fucking lap top carrying it around with him through a fucking college or university, and even if they did and they didn't, they would be burying his ass about right now for putting them at risk by having this data on a fucking wireless laptop. They would be more going after his dumb ass and burying him way more than they would the student. Lastly, lastly, he was lying. I bet the student was stupid enough to fall for it though, and once they did, their academic career was probably ruined.
@ghost2coast2968 жыл бұрын
+Candlelight Mood Romeo Casanova Yes, also why would he tell the thief how they were looking for him? "You didn't disable windows or remove wireless card and we are tracking you". Yeah, real smart, tell the thief how to get away.
@davidharris63568 жыл бұрын
+Candlelight Mood Romeo Casanova man you talk some shit
@Mareritt7 жыл бұрын
The transponder is still broadcasting?! Shit! I bet they didn't disable the flux capacitor either.
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@LvngBrd Жыл бұрын
Or the particle accelerator
@whyask53577 жыл бұрын
I never returned it, nothing happened
@iPhroggy7 жыл бұрын
this was 6 years ago..
@michiman67577 жыл бұрын
What does it being 6 years ago have anything to do with what the "why ask" guy said?
@Vlad-rg8pt7 жыл бұрын
Why Ask lmfao!!!!
@AustinPwnz13377 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@AdolfKitler7 жыл бұрын
LOL - knew it.
@nakkadu8 жыл бұрын
Never trust someone who first tells you how much danger you are in and then claims to be the one who can help you.
@DoomSlayersNephew7270 Жыл бұрын
Unless it’s the Terminator. And hello from the future 🤖
@joeschmo79574 ай бұрын
You mean like the government?
@gabrielchavez606627 күн бұрын
So we shouldn't trust any lawyers?
@DeceptseaN8 жыл бұрын
he made all this shit up cause he forgot to clear the history...
@TheMr3booooood8 жыл бұрын
i would too
@ckwunch80287 жыл бұрын
He might well have made it up, however in the UK a stolen government laptop was recovered by the NSA of all people, simply by the duplication of a software key, he could well have read that story on the web and be making the rest up. That story was some time ago a minister left their laptop on a train, he had data relating to US security encrypted on the laptop. NSA step in, few days later laptop found by the duplication of a key by a defence companies software. That was the ONLY time i have EVER heard of the government getting involved above the police for stolen laptops.
@phrenzy17 жыл бұрын
+CK Wunch you should see how apple dealt with a lost and found case of an iPhone prototype. These things can turn ugly fast and if a fortune 500 company was involved and say data about successful clinical trial outcomes for an alzheimer drug was on there along with descriptions of the molecule, ROA and MOA were in there it really could be a 100 million dollar file. There would be Chinese biotech companies all over it and you better believe that any fortune 500 company knows how to get federal and international LEOs on the job. It was certainly delivered in an overly dramatic fashion and there are plenty of ways to get it back without prints on it and anonymously, but the bigger question is why was a laptop with this vital national level importance data on it left out somewhere it could just be picked up, with windows on it, without additional security and file encryption since this person was seemingly able to pick it up and start using it, we know this since he was using the same copy of windows, it's not like he swapped out the hdd or formatted tree existing one and started running Linux on it, Microsoft wanted to know why there were two copies of windows running simultaneously. If it's a 100 million dollar laptop then it needs a $20 laptop lock, or better yet don't bring it to class, that's obviously something to be left at home or in the office and secured. It's at least partly on the professor who should have been as strict with himself before hand so that a situation like this couldn't actually happen in the first place.
@terrywilder97 жыл бұрын
+phrenzy1 Either that or possibly the cure for forgetting where you put your laptop:)
@TwinkieLORD-337 жыл бұрын
Sean J he was looking up naked boys he's full of shit
@Beowulf-eg2li7 жыл бұрын
"I'll take data from the transpoder wifi magnifier chronosphere and duplicate the access code and run a coroutine in C# to find your exact location"
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@TupacMakaveli19963 жыл бұрын
Lolllll
@joejunk87707 жыл бұрын
The only hundred million dollar file this man has is google chrome.
@nialljamesbuckley8 жыл бұрын
he obviously left it on top of his prius that morning when he drove to work
@JoHnNyV54328 жыл бұрын
L
@TheArtofUTube7 жыл бұрын
O
@TheArtofUTube7 жыл бұрын
L
@ericjohnson48777 жыл бұрын
Funniest YT comment all time! Ha ha ha ha ha!
@alm59668 жыл бұрын
He's bluffing. If he genuinely had such sensitive data he wouldn't have it on a laptop he leaves lying around in an education establishment.
@cooldude22517 жыл бұрын
later it was found he misplaced it at Starbucks.
@raymondkanbar30415 жыл бұрын
really?
@SkuIIKn1ght5 жыл бұрын
For whom he is also a consultant.
@JBrander7 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like his computer holds the nuclear launch codes, company secrets for the cure for cancer, and highly detailed profiles of the heads of all criminal organizations of the world
@SuperBairman6 жыл бұрын
it's funny cause if all of that stuff was true he'd already be in some government black site and no one would ever hear from him again.
@OkayNiceOne8 жыл бұрын
"I am gone all week." At that point I knew this was a bullshit bluff.. "I'm leaving even though I know millions upon millions of dollars of data is insecure." Bull fucking shit.
@gobblenater8 жыл бұрын
He personally wasn't losing anything it was all data belonging to companies he was working for. He had no obligation to go after this person or personally secure the data that was stolen from him. He was just offering the person who stole it a way to save their skin while also saving him the hassle of getting a new computer. I'm sure a new computer would be covered by the university regardless so it's not a real big deal to him.
@OkayNiceOne8 жыл бұрын
gobblenater He is the one responsible for the computer. It wouldn't look good at all for him to leave just after the computer was stolen while it was in HIS position, especially sitting on his desk with all that information on it.
@gobblenater8 жыл бұрын
NickRand It's not his data and it's (probably) not even his computer. Yes, it looks bad that he didn't secure it but he has no personal obligation to track down and arrest the guy that stole it. His offer was made out of minor convenience, not obligation.
@XxzephyrusxX18 жыл бұрын
Well here's where you're wrong. When a company hands you an assignment, much like when you're handed anything else in life, you're responsible for it. It is HIS responsibility to make sure the files are safe. Let me put things into perspective here for you so you understand. Say that the activation of a nuclear head requires two unique/one of a kind keys, which are both held by two different people. Now assume that one of them loses one of the keys. Do you think that he can just say "Well you trusted the key to me, however since it belongs to you, it's your responsibility not mine."? No. Similarly, if a friend told you to keep an eye on his dog for a few days and you let it eat radioactive spiders and become spiderdog, it's again your responsibility. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility, my dear padawan.
@XxzephyrusxX18 жыл бұрын
I am replying to gobblenater but for some reason it's not quoting him...
@quickpickle9 жыл бұрын
Should have just said it was Liam Neesons laptop.
@justinmartin46628 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah, I would like him to come to my house so that actor can see what real guns sound like.
@quickpickle8 жыл бұрын
Justin Martin omg.. justin is the real lian neeson
@OldManPaxusYT8 жыл бұрын
***** Still laughing Bwhaahahahahahahahaha Thanks!
@michalus098 жыл бұрын
***** F.U. Guys, I just google, Liam Neeson's laptop. hehehhaha
@theemptybucket7 жыл бұрын
The teacher is the one who sounded scared to me, lol . .probably because the FBI, the CIA, the Justice League, Power Rangers and all these other government agencies so desperately tracking this laptop are going to ream him for leaving it laying around to be stolen, lol. Kids take note . .if they could bust you, they would've already.
@timhanby56624 жыл бұрын
Banjo Steve lmao yes
@andrewwells63234 жыл бұрын
You don't get in trouble for having your laptop stolen.
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
U think this old ass college professor really has all this top secret shit on his laptop? What he said about Microsoft calling him doesn't even make any sense
@andrewwells63234 жыл бұрын
Austin C.M. He’s a consultant. Yes, governmental organisations consult with experts. Who the hell else are they going to consult with?
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
@@andrewwells6323 you're an idiot
@florida123410007 жыл бұрын
if the data was THAT critical then why the fuck did he not take better precautions on protecting his pc?
@TheGreatSeraphim7 жыл бұрын
Because every word out of his mouth is a lie. He's trying to scare the person into turning themselves in hoping they are dumb. But he over sold it so hard that you'd have to be a complete idiot to turn yourself in.
@marcusd91927 жыл бұрын
Ha, Im not even through his speech and thats the very first thing I thought!
@mperdue127 жыл бұрын
I want you as my fashion consultant. I think you may hold the secrete of why my life has gone so wrong.
@andywood3756 жыл бұрын
It was just a set up to get the student to return the laptop. 1) Data that sensitive would never be left on a laptop lest it be stolen or lost. 2) There would be no way to identify with 100% certainty the student that took it. If the thief had any common sense, he/she would have returned it anonymously (e.g. by mail).
@DonDon-ob9lu6 жыл бұрын
It had to be returned by 11:55 am.
@chewface8 жыл бұрын
I bet $100 his computer had a folder labeled "kids" on it. Filled with things you can't even begin to imagine.
@pezpeculiar95578 жыл бұрын
You probably lost $100
@pezpeculiar95578 жыл бұрын
chewface I probably don't. If I did I'd be having a lot of babies with birth defects and probably a dead baby which would send me to court and jail.
@MasterDeanarius8 жыл бұрын
+wowitsbryce wait... what?
@pezpeculiar95578 жыл бұрын
MasterDeanarius Read the other replies
@crabtrap8 жыл бұрын
+chewface just getting ready to type the EXACT same thought. that laptop was riddled with kiddie porn!
@petemangum45428 жыл бұрын
HE'S BULLSHITTING.
@smokinamron59438 жыл бұрын
+UndeadProductionsCo yeah, just like the Secretary of State wouldn't.......just because you wouldn't, doesn't mean they wouldn't. cheers
Yea, cause at the beginning he said the guy was smart to cover his tracks. And if they knew who he was, they obviously pick him up, cause this man is distraught.
@lisag49557 жыл бұрын
exactly what I thought.
@drygnfyre7 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Jasper Rine is a pretty well known and respected professor.
@DarknessLPs7 жыл бұрын
I'm an IT Systems Administrator, I've installed the same version of windows with the same key accidentally multiple times due to an imaging error and I didn't get ANY calls from Microsoft because they don't care and they have automation in place to kill the duplicate versions. You can't GPS a laptop if it's not connected to WiFi, unless you previously installed software which allowed you track it you wouldn't be able to get any sort of location data at all, even then, it would only notify you if the computer was powered on and connected to a WiFi or Ethernet connection and only if the person hadn't deleted the software before powering on the computer. This group of students would have to be idiots to believe anything about this situation.
@ATHORNFAM27 жыл бұрын
Same. I wouldn't have even turned it on until I got back to my place. I would have then cloned it into a vm and restricted outside access.
@EggiTheShadow7 жыл бұрын
Maybe the transponder is not a piece of software rather a piece of hardware added to the motherboard and works off its own battery like the computer's internal clock does and emits a uhf radio signal which allows them to pinpoint the location of the computer by gps, in that case the computer doesn't have to be connected to the internet and it doesn't even have to be on for the transponder to still work... the situation is plausible especially if the computer (supposedly) has information as sensitive as he described in there
@catlover19867 жыл бұрын
There are definitely transponder services and hardware, no questions asked. There are internal wireless (phone service) based signals too. You used to have laptops that were internet capable all the time, so coupled with GPS... However, this guy clearly didn't have one.
@mrsquishyboots7 жыл бұрын
professor was made to apologize. He left it in another teachers office between the two rooms.
@kyleromus68455 жыл бұрын
mrsquishyboots Is that really true?!
@Rossstewart885 жыл бұрын
@@kyleromus6845 hahaha no
@kyleromus68455 жыл бұрын
@@Rossstewart88 ah that sucks. Would have been funny as hell if it was.
@yuriorlov59599 жыл бұрын
haha BAddass dude is probably the one who filmed this professor with his own laptop
@lafondawilliams9 жыл бұрын
Yuri Orlov while still on the schools network
@kaix9x8 жыл бұрын
it turned out he left his computer in the car.
@1ironaut5388 жыл бұрын
I just had some extreme déja vu
@assmane9998 жыл бұрын
+Higgs Boson I have seen this happen so many times: someone loses something, can't thorough find it anywhere, assumes it must be stolen, starts accusing people, and then finds it in some simple-to-find place. I hate those kinds of people that are so suspicious of others before the do a completely thorough search.
@thehorseformerlywithoutana25228 жыл бұрын
+assmane999 I believe what you just said is a perfect example of Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice, that which can be attributed to stupidity". Although I'm pretty sure his laptop was actually stolen. He wouldn't go through all this nonsense if he simply misplaced it. He is however lying through his teeth about all the evidence he has on the culprit. The way he was talking about it, he made it sound like he already knew who it was. If he did, then he wouldn't need to address the entire class about it.
@assmane9998 жыл бұрын
AHorseWithNoName Yes, that razor thing seems to sum up what I was saying. And, yeah, the guy was spewing so much bullshit that it was embarrassing. He has important trade secrets for a fortune 500 company that he's a board-member of. Yeah, I'm sure a multi-millionaire would waste his time as a professor.
@tomtonka19158 жыл бұрын
+Higgs Boson Yeah but his car got stolen and his car is made of secret flying car technology worth 200million .
@stulop7 жыл бұрын
if his computer was that important, he should have secured his shit. criminal neglect on his part.
@jacktaylor15162 жыл бұрын
The problem is that his computer had all kinds of crazy porn on it and he was terrified of getting exposed lol.
@mannagarwal5390 Жыл бұрын
Yeah man... He gotta have some kind of crazy porn on there to go batshit like that.
@greatloverofmusic18 ай бұрын
Lmao 😅
@milspecammo8 жыл бұрын
We gunna find you, now go and tell that; homeboy, homeboy, homeboy!
@tomtonka19158 жыл бұрын
+MilSpecAmmo You don't have to come and confess , we're lookin' for you
@nuckelheddjones65028 жыл бұрын
+Will Smith Which means they have NOTHING and he has NO security built into the laptop for recovering it should it be stolen and someone actually connects to the internet with it. There is NO secret shit on it and if their were this ass hats career would be OVER. He is lying because he was stupid and let his laptop with the tests get stolen. NO one worth a damn would EVER have secret info on a laptop they use for everyday class material. And IF this moron did , and he let it get stolen, then he is done for life ANYWHERE. That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard.
@parsoniareigns8 жыл бұрын
+Nuckelhedd Jones ....100 percent bro n jones. this prof has just advertised that his own careless negligence makes him incompetent and unreliable
@milspecammo8 жыл бұрын
They be climbing in your windows, snatching your laptops up...
@hfontanez988 жыл бұрын
+MilSpecAmmo Since this was uploaded in 2010, I am guessing the Windows they climbed thru was Windows 7
@thescientificdodo60758 жыл бұрын
Don't think that they ever found the guy.
@randallgoguen34638 жыл бұрын
+The Scientific Dodo I guess he wasn't an idiot.
@SECguy068 жыл бұрын
+Alex Lotz your dead on..they had no idea who it was lol
@bugaljuice8 жыл бұрын
+The Scientific Dodo he went to club fed. lol
@unit13277878 жыл бұрын
if what you're saying is true than the professor is the one who got owned
@seangorman88888 жыл бұрын
No hes rich and holds a gov position
@imsa154637 жыл бұрын
There was a story in the news about this incident. Not only was this professor full of shit, he never saw that kaptop again. All these threats were an attempt to intimidate the person he believed stole his laptop. Eye witnesses? a partail image of the thief? all horseshit. The only thing he says that is 100 % true is that his laptop was stolen.
@YouOnlyIiveTwice7 жыл бұрын
Chances are that person wasn't even in the class. If I'm going to be dumb enough to resort to stealing a professor's laptop hoping the test will be on it, I'm not showing up to class anymore.
@Tbird1977 жыл бұрын
easiest way to get caught. obviously you just show up like nothing ever happened.
@YouOnlyIiveTwice7 жыл бұрын
Well yeah if they took attendance, but most college lecture classes are so big that that never happens.
@justelvin8 жыл бұрын
seems to me like that professor is in some hot water!
@nuckelheddjones65028 жыл бұрын
IF IT WAS TRUE HE SURE WOULD HAVE BEEN. HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN IT BACK IF HE HADN'T TRIED TO GO OVER THE TO WITH THE ALPHABET AGENCIES THREAT. BUT HE GAVE IT AWAY IN THE VERY FIRST SENTENCE WHEN HE CLAIMED THEY WERE TRACING IT WITH A TRANSPONDER. FUCKING IDIOT. (THE PROF) I BET HE GAVE THAT SPEECH TO EVERY CLASS THAT DAY.
@pustulio817 жыл бұрын
Ha!, that's exactly what I was thinking. He's at risk for a worse punishment, if any if this was true. Leaving the computer in an unsecured location, and leaving the files unencrypted. Sounds like he doesn't take his work very seriously lol
@onee8 жыл бұрын
So, let's be clear. @0:59 So, they were able to track down exactly were the signal of the computer came from, but they weren't able to find the thief... Uh-huh, that totally sounds believable.
@noch21Gramm7 жыл бұрын
is he talking to an empty classroom? or why do i hear no laughs?
@Konagalvo17 жыл бұрын
The scariest thing i took away from this is....There are complete lunatics teaching our children. And the kicker....Getting paid to do it.
@karmamatic15849 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The guy recording stole the computer.
@PirateDogAMV8 жыл бұрын
Pingu The Penguin i love pingu i even sub haha
@sneakybeaver26258 жыл бұрын
20 minute later, "oops I left it in my car"
@cookydoh86877 жыл бұрын
"If you have my computer, you are in possession of all my Child Pornography. And possessing that will be a serious charge against you."
@oscarvanderschaaf89757 жыл бұрын
Nice bluff, here's my re-raise.
@ru8enV8 жыл бұрын
-Installed the same version of Windows on a different Computer...License wouldn't even work and will give an error that it's been used. - Transponder on a laptop..bwahahhahahahahaa - 100 Million dollar file that he keeps in a non secure laptop...Yeah buddy, I think YOU would be in trouble before anyone else would be. If someone says they have incriminating evidence against you, but haven't turned you in because they are "waiting for you to do the right thing and confess before things get even more serious" chances are they are bullshitting and can't prove anything so they are hoping you take the bait. Professor was just pissed and hoping someone would cave.
@onee8 жыл бұрын
He also said that they were able to track down exactly were the signal came from. So, why didn't they caught the thief already...
@curiouscreature998 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Textbook coercion. It can be a very successful technique. Surely more effective than just asking someone to be honest.
@curiouscreature998 жыл бұрын
***** Shut up, moron.
@davemarx78567 жыл бұрын
+curiouscreature99 ? 😂
@curiouscreature997 жыл бұрын
***** sorry
@Frabjous19 жыл бұрын
I imagine the smell of feces was quite strong in that room
@bearmassaro9 жыл бұрын
Frabjous It was the bullshit coming out of that guy's mouth.
@Frabjous19 жыл бұрын
^This man gets it. All the same, the thief could've believed it.
@mattb60399 жыл бұрын
Frabjous Overblown attempt to get the thief to turn himself in. But if the guy's dumb enough to steal a computer to cheat on a test, maybe he fell for it.
@Yatsura27 жыл бұрын
next he tells us how James Bond will blow the thief with a missile into the sun? woohooohohoho, so scary!
@greywolf1874 жыл бұрын
just so people know, he was saying aloud of bull, it was just a scare tactic, i think there was an article about it, he also never got his laptop back
@jordanf83268 жыл бұрын
The kid has a gold mine!!! Fuck it, sell that shit!!!
@jeste41878 жыл бұрын
Dude, to whom? And how?
@maritimemisfits33608 жыл бұрын
They literally just told them who it belongs to, so whoever their competition is
@jeste41878 жыл бұрын
Because RaceCar I don't think you get it. That is not the type of thing that you just walk up to a guy and say "hey, you want this?". Unless you're dealing with Justin Hammer, you're going to fail HARD if you try to sell something like that. I'd just give it back. Unless you have the expertise, connections, savvy, intelligence to outwit the FBI and possibly the CIA, as well as no ties to friends or family, then you need to give up, but let's indulge your fantasy for a moment: Given if what this guy says is true, how the fuck are you going to disable the transponder signal? Three options exist. One, you or someone else disables it. Hopefully you're a genius because if you get someone else in on this, you're going to lose money, time, and percentage of chance of getting away clean as now you have a loose end, so better decide on how you want to kill this guy or girl that helped you because if you don't, you're taking a big chance that the Feds won't cut that person a deal, because if they do, your ass is ratted out instantly. Option two, you tell the buyer that the merchandise may be tracked as well as hot. Taking another big chance as they might just rat you out to avoid some sort of espionage charge, or they have leverage over you and now can name their price, drastically reducing what you'd get if you took option three, which is the riskiest option because it entails you having that perfect sell, getting a ton of cash, but you left out one little caveat: the transponder. So, they don't know until they get raided, and you my friend are fucked every which way if you aren't out of the country and living somewhere with no extradition treaties with the USA. Did you remember to set up your account with Banque de Suiss? Do you know the subtle nuances of hiding capital? Are you prepared for something to possibly happen to your loved ones because you ripped off 9 figures? So......what's YOUR plan?
@maritimemisfits33608 жыл бұрын
Anthony Palumbo I don't need a plan since I'm not him, you're overthinking that a little haha
@jeste41878 жыл бұрын
Because RaceCar if you think that is overthinking, then you wouldn't make a very good criminal.
@The_yeffy19 жыл бұрын
What class was this? Bullshitting 238?
@HNK-ln7hq7 жыл бұрын
He probably lost the laptop himself and is intentionally blaming it on a student so the university doesn't fire him lol
@allee60966 жыл бұрын
"just delete my browser history.."
@HermannTheGreat8 жыл бұрын
So basically the professor is liable for losing possession of such valuable information. Wonder if he lost his job/tenure over losing this research and not having a backup.
@oprex18 жыл бұрын
Why would he lose his job? Should I lose my job if someone steals my company car?
@HermannTheGreat8 жыл бұрын
oprex1 Two entirely different situations. You own the car company, he doesn't own the proprietary information he "pretended" to have. If he had information he was responsible to protect(which he didn't), he would be fired and or prosecuted if he admitted losing it. Btw he never got his laptop back.
@kaosum28 жыл бұрын
That laptop is probably in a landfill by now.
@TomJesper8 жыл бұрын
The issue isn't that he doesn't have a backup from what I hear in his speech. The issue is the theft of the data NOT the loss of the data. He said he installed the same copy of windows, meaning likely his laptop was backed up to a high degree, likely on campus servers - I know my university does this, storing everything under professor-determined encryption keys.
@cal29048 жыл бұрын
He probably does have a backup if what hes talking about it true The main issue was with the data being spread, hence copying
@jamesgray70649 жыл бұрын
Where was the "owned"? If they knew who took it, they would just grab the person. Now because of all of his babble, the computer will probably end up at the bottom of a river, destroying all of his sensitive data.
@jopickett43069 жыл бұрын
The whole thing is a fake to get his computer back. Smart.
@jamesgray70649 жыл бұрын
***** Educated guess. Admitting you took a computer with confidential gov't info on it would mean more than a failing grade. Safest thing to do would be to throw it in a river.
@luiscesarvianagomes9709 жыл бұрын
James Gray he did say they knew who it was, they had a image of the person and eye witnesses
@wesleyhempoli55488 жыл бұрын
James Gray just because a computer has sensitive data on it does not, I repeat *does not*, make it any more of a crime. What's sensitive to one person is meaningless to another. Data is data. Its intellectual property without a finite value. This professor or guest speaker was completely bluffing, albeit a good bluff, its a bluff none-the-less. This is a simple theft and nothing more. The FBI, CIA, NASA, SEC, FTC, US MARSHALS, you-name-it, nobody but the chief geek and campus cops give a fuck about the laptop...
@matts15467 жыл бұрын
Now that I made my announcement, let's get back to Basketweaving 101. Did anyone finish the extra credit scrapbooking project I assigned?
@jarvisferrell3172 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it he's still waiting on the theif to confess.
@Satakarnak8 жыл бұрын
Prof Ecrypt your data.
@Satakarnak8 жыл бұрын
And Sent him in an Opsec Class.
@puppetsock8 жыл бұрын
The data he describes should be on a computer that is bolted down, located in a lab with a secure lock equal to the task, and physically prevented from such things as USB keys, writing a DVD, or connection to a net. Such as not having any ports for such things. It should not be on a laptop.
@kylesucks34328 жыл бұрын
encrypt, not ecrypt.
@Pacifistrapist8 жыл бұрын
Doesn't help if they have physical access to the disk.
@TheCrathes8 жыл бұрын
+Diglettoss Toss Yes it does. Do you not know how data encryption works?
@utustut8 жыл бұрын
I would have just raised my hand and asked: "So if you've already tracked the signal, why haven't you gone and got it back yet?"
@mckenna86637 жыл бұрын
Wait... they have a (partial) image... and yet he needs to talk to everyone in the class?
@lastofusclips52915 жыл бұрын
yeah, that was definitely a clue to the prof's BS
@bikeshmalla24905 жыл бұрын
he just wanted every one to know how important he is
@viperz8888 жыл бұрын
Terrible bluff.
@mesleepy10328 жыл бұрын
The teacher was smart enough to try this method. The teacher wasn't smart enough to catch the thief. The teacher wasn't smart enough to keep his computer. The teacher did a bad job. The teacher loses.
@dlysele8 жыл бұрын
+mesleepy103 Well, at least he the excuse to buy a new lappy now. Like, one of those ultra thin SSD only lappy.
@88wentworth8 жыл бұрын
+mesleepy103 How do you know the outcome of this,are you the thief?
@dianalee848 жыл бұрын
That's called "blaming the victim "
@88wentworth8 жыл бұрын
+dianalee84 So what do you call it when they are found guilty in court? Who gives a shit what it's called, if you steal and you're found guilty how does that make you a victim? You just deserve all you get if you break the law,that's why we have laws.
@RogerBarraud8 жыл бұрын
+mesleepy103 If you were after the Seuss job, *you* lose :-/
@NoXiousBLD8 ай бұрын
NIH would have a field day knowing that private secure information was ever stored on a local laptop. This type of secure data should always be saved on servers and accesed through a VPN. Having worked with NIH, this professor should be heavily fined if he did such a thing.
@MuertoGonzalez19 күн бұрын
“I have contacted UCF Professor Richard Quinn to do a forensic analysis on the data of the files on the stolen computer. We expect to have that data done by the end of the week”
@zee3399 жыл бұрын
if I stole his computer, I'd steal his replacement too just to spite him
@paintur688 жыл бұрын
Why is he boring his students with his personal problems? Who cares?
@paintur688 жыл бұрын
Modokun How can you steal from the campus? Wasn't it stolen from him? It is in fact a personal problem. What a pretentious bore.
@paintur688 жыл бұрын
Modokun Learn how to write. :-D
@paintur688 жыл бұрын
Modokun Me tok prettee.
@almostapotato72358 жыл бұрын
+paintur68 Cool
@noevilea83708 жыл бұрын
+paintur68 you don't listen too well do you buddy ? I suggest putting this video on loop and listening till you understand the facts. Idiot.
@kimjong-un11367 жыл бұрын
The teacher made aware what a gold mine this person has. Now to put it on WikiLeaks. Mwahaha.
@bieberninja17 жыл бұрын
i thought the student was going to come crying to the professor running down the stairs begging for forgiveness, how is this the biggest owned? it's just some guy name dropping law enforcement entities.....does anyone actually believe the cops or fbi would send a professor to do their job?
@andrewwells63234 жыл бұрын
He's got classified information worth millions ... yeah I think they would.
@bieberninja14 жыл бұрын
wells, andrew....shut up
@andrewwells63234 жыл бұрын
@@bieberninja1 no
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
@@bieberninja1 lmao
@cenzi428 жыл бұрын
It's unacceptable that the lecturer didn't encrypt this data, nor did take acceptable measures to secure the laptop from being stolen.
@shannon77338 жыл бұрын
Yeah, how dare that professor be the victim of a crime.
@markmshockey17698 жыл бұрын
i think he is in way more trouble for leaving something like that lying around.....
@anonymous25134567 жыл бұрын
if that data is as good as he says it is, the thief would do better to sell it on than give it back. In any case, storing that kind of data on a mobile laptop, unsecured and unencrypted is a mistake which raises questions regarding the expertise of the original owner and his suitability for the positions he cited.
@Clowncentral1014 жыл бұрын
It fake doe
@ILLFilms6 жыл бұрын
The kid ended up getting caught. The student's name was Albert Einstein.
@user-wj5cx2zp7v8 жыл бұрын
If all that he said was true, then the FBI/cops would have found the laptop already and the person responsible would already be in a cell.
@GQPREPPER8 жыл бұрын
Sensitive government and corporate data on a non-secured system? If thats true and that data is sensitive enough to have federal agencies involved, then the professor is in just as much trouble as the thief. Tracking down an indvidual system on your wifi network? Improbable in a colege environment. I wish that was the case as that would make my job easier. Best they can do is log what MAC adresses connect to what access points and get a general area. That takes into consideration that the Professor or someone in their IT department knows the MAC address of the stolen laptop (and I would bet good money they don't). Good job on making things sound legit and scary, but it is 100% BS. Next time, deploy some real security. Use disk encryption and a theft recovery option like LoJack.
@maconsumner8 жыл бұрын
+GQ Prepper Yes if this was classified material owned by the government on a laptop, I have a hard time believing he didn't know that using that laptop for any other purpose than official government business is a violation of security protocol. That it was stolen is all you need to know to realize he screwed up bad. Information for his class should not be on that government approved machine and whenever he is not using it, it should be locked up or at least in it's bag where he never leaves it unattended. He should not be sending or receiving private Email and should never send Email of a classified or FOUO on any machine other than a classified machine and a official government Email account. That is of course, unless he is Hilary Clinton.
@boxingbrenno8 жыл бұрын
+GQ Prepper school em!
@cheesitz0078 жыл бұрын
+GQ Prepper If your wireless card is set to a network it is always sending out a request to be identified by that network, it sends out information identifying that computer. If there is one on wireless router on campus, they can tell when the thief is near it, if there are multiple they can map out where you went. If it's set to connect with the schools network then it's even easier because it shows up much on the network. You just might have to be a little smart.
@cheesitz0078 жыл бұрын
+maconsumner Haha, it isn't illegal to use a computer with any of the information he claimed for separate purposes. Wow guy you like making up shit.
@maconsumner8 жыл бұрын
cheesitz007 hmm, I was military for 20 years and work for the government now, but I don't know what I am talking about or am making shit up? Hmm, okay,
@GanimGolf2 жыл бұрын
Legend has it the transponder is still broadcasting a signal.
@joerogaine30937 жыл бұрын
The FBI, NSA, Ironman, and Liam Neeson will find you.
@Ultradude6048 жыл бұрын
And the teacher never sees his computer ever again.
@FlyUnicornsFly9 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a bluff to me. I DO want any thieves out there to be caught, punished and humiliated, but it sounds like the professor is just trying to sweat out the perpetrator.
@HCPACstage9 жыл бұрын
I agree with you.
@thxman19689 жыл бұрын
***** That wasnt a bluff..
@pingpong24569 жыл бұрын
***** i agree, if he knew who did it he would just go get him
@VFHeanski9 жыл бұрын
***** A tried and true tactic. It works for the police. If they don't come forward someone might give them up. Pisses people off when they work hard for an exam and someone else is cheating on it.
@juandiamante468 жыл бұрын
***** But it WAS a pretty damned good bluff. More than enough to sweat a college student, I bet.
@10RRASK11 ай бұрын
By ‘very interested in this’ he means he sent an email to them and still has yet to hear back.
@evanprest62247 жыл бұрын
translated: "You are in possession of massive child porn."
@billfoster79518 жыл бұрын
bluffing
@jordanf83268 жыл бұрын
Big time. There is no way the NIH would allow an individual to bring this type of data on a laptop
@Frzenflme8 жыл бұрын
+GHQ Recon lol
@jordanf83268 жыл бұрын
***** REPEAT!
@oli08088 жыл бұрын
I imagine it's illegal to give information to a suspect about their own pending investigation? Not to mention the idiocy of detailing the valuable contents of the laptop lol.
@YoureAPillock7 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO!!!! Oooohhh mate you win the internet for the day. Holy fuck that was good.
@blackhearts83548 жыл бұрын
You're a college professor and you don't encrypt your laptop? I hope he got fired
@justinj33405 жыл бұрын
"so basically, I put sensitive information on an unsecured personal laptop"
@bear15687 жыл бұрын
"Oooh, I'm soooo scared!" Bite me, "professor."
@soulchorea8 жыл бұрын
Whoever stole it is actually the winner, because now they know they hit the jackpot with all that awesome confidential data they can sell
@notimelikethepresent47398 жыл бұрын
'Biggest "BLUFF" Ever!!!!' Fixed.
@richardburchett7 жыл бұрын
If there really is that kind of sensitive information on that laptop, then he's in a lot bigger trouble than the person that stole it.
@orhun20627 жыл бұрын
Outcome: pc still mising to this day and professor got owned :)
@fp22318 жыл бұрын
wait till he realizes "oh wait I left it at starbucks"
@Joao428 жыл бұрын
so who got owned? the teacher yes?
@setoman17 жыл бұрын
Such an elaborate story! I don't think I could have come up with something that good.
@albertbatfinder52406 жыл бұрын
"We've traced the transponder signal. It's coming from inside the building."
@nomadicfanatic8 жыл бұрын
Titled, "Biggest Owned Ever" - and nobody was ever "owned" at all. Just a bunch of scare tactics. Fail.
@DONTworryIgotTHIS8 жыл бұрын
In case no one already knew, the teacher was making all of that up.
@arserobinson71187 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention he was still logged into Netflix on his laptop
@Arthur-hg7ny8 ай бұрын
Leave it to the biologist’s (look at the board) to have to go through all of this. CS would have had the computer back in 10 minutes. Never send a biologist to do the work of a computer engineer.
@justinmat995210 жыл бұрын
ok why the hell is info that important on a laptop so easy to get