Biggest pet peeves

[@mr.monkey3522]

The worst is when they create a wall of slow walking people. 69, nice

[@drby163]

Especially on the stairs too

[@etheygum1073]

Then they stop

[@zBeanzWorthz]

When it's on the stairs it's worse.

[@drby163]

@@zBeanzWorthz ong

[@zBeanzWorthz]

@@drby163 one time I got too close to a wall of people slowly walking on the stairs and almost tripped on my face, I look up and see the all staring at me like were in some high school Musical and I'm the nerd friend who gets picked on. The look of disgust.

[@Ryan_Cleverly]

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who doesn't know how to brush their teeth like a normal human being. 😂

[@thejackattack]

Same

[@ihavenoname3643]

Same

[@mincat1412]

same

[@unknownperson8527]

I started to learn how to recently 😭 there's a tiny drop now instead of an entire wet t shirt. I mess up my face though

[@snackingfeather]

Same🤣 toothpaste dripping everywhere, just i dont get it🤣🤣

[@notorioustori]

I'm in a wheelchair and my favorite is not only people walking slowly side-by-side but also they stop abruptly. Keep that up & we're both gonna be in wheelchairs

[@thedeed8740]

Let me assist plz 💀

[@iFrostNight]

LMAO

[@eeveeoverlordmk2277]

I'll help you do that quicker =)

[@notorioustori]

Lemme get a mad max kit for my wheels & let's goooo 🤣

[@alexotlthegreat4450]

In case you see this, a good tip is to speed up until you crash through the wall like an awesome variation of bowling.

[@satan_from_hell]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I RELATE TO THE TOOTH BRUSHING LIKE IT LOOKS LIKE I FORGOT HOW MY MOUTH WORKS

[@kingwillthe1st753]

AND WHY TF IS IT MINTY?

[@richie-richh]

​@@kingwillthe1st753 wHy Is iT sPicYyy ༎ຶ⁠‿༎ຶ

[@richie-richh]

While writing the previous comment a spider came dangling from the roof of my room idk it was infront of my face. I smashed it ON MYSELF with my jacket idk if it's dead... SEND HELP ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

[@feuerling]

​@@kingwillthe1st753 I found a menthol-free toothpaste when I transitioned from kids' to adults' toothpaste, and it has saved me from years of unbearable pain.

[@Whiskey-drinker23]

I only hate the minty shit

[@Felidae-felicis]

That Nexpo hoodie. You have an impeccably good taste sir.👌

[@Subieghost]

I agree

[@grocerystorefreak]

Can confirm

[@nicolocolletti8175]

Glad I'm not the only one here that agrees 😅

[@murilohenrique1727]

yes, and the local 58 tv sweater too

[@itsFireBRND]

Disagree, dude literally just copied night mind and changed his name when he got called out for being a carbon copy lol

[@Fexovaa]

The worst part is when they're walking slow because they're too busy looking at their phone.

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

I honestly don't give a fuck what they're doing or looking at. That's not my business. Mfs could be reading entire novels while walking. Just don't block the whole fucking sidewalk and we won't have a problem

[@carlitohayes]

Should be illegal. They tried giving tickets for it a while ago, but it wasn't practical. "Distracted walking".

[@606aichan7O7]

...Do ppl not move to the side a little if they're looking at their phone? maybe it's just 'cuz I tend to slow to a stop occasionally if I need to look at my phone a lot (I sometimes feel awkward outside , and randomly looking at my phone, staring at nothing in particular ususally, kinda helps,, when I do actually look at my phone in a not-so-agitated state, I usually move to the side if possible, or walk a little quicker to somewhere where I can do that)

[@Fireinthedarkness666]

People will drive like the world is ending and they got somewhere to be, then get out and walk like they got two broken legs. I'll never understand it.

[@candacetschakert4193]

“Knees to chest bish” had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@ZenithZokinni]

At my school, students will just stand in front of doors and talk or make a wall of people walking slowly. Even if I broke my leg I'd still move faster than them.

[@macewindow149]

Yup

[@carlitohayes]

When they do that on stairs and in doorways I always want to Leonidas 300 kick them out of the way.

[@606aichan7O7]

I'm stubborn, so if there's a wall (I'm talking about moving walls rather than standing walls though, of course), and the ppl in front of me are slow while the ppl behind me push, I just stand there, almost pushing them to stop this has happened on the staircase quite a few times in Secondary, and I made sure that whoever I can't see that is trying to push forward stops it. (like, if they accidentally pushed too hard - because children at that age can push hard, and they were very much trying to shove their way across a tightly knitted wall ON THE STAIRS - .....those stairs are high, idk why our school had so many staircases, there's like 2 flights of stairs per floor, and like 4 - 5 floors, and a ton of children (and you're not rly allowed to be inside too early either 🙃) + if I did fall, I could accidentally push myself backwards and they & a bunch of other ppl would be knocked down - maybe I'm just too paranoid, but ppl should learn that they can't just shove their way through things in life) there's also the 'pretend to cough' ppl during covid peaks, and think I wasn't that close to them, but probably close enough in proximity to be 'part of the problem', so I ignored them "I'm not moving forward or backwards just because you can't wait a few seconds" (I was more with their attitude than what they were doing tbh; I don't remember exactly what they said, but I just remember it being rly rude) TL;DR, if I'm pushed, I'll naturally push back, but I won't push forward However, with that said, that's only for the pushy ppl in a slow moving and possibly dangerous setting, ppl just standing there, I will just step over or walk between a random conversation, because you can't expect ppl to go another way when you're in the way of usually the only path (sometimes it's like, there's chairs/benches nearby, pls, just sit down over there) if it's a big group of ppl, some of you can afford to move for like 3 seconds to allow ppl to pass (idk, my Secondary friend group was sometimes big and in the way, but we managed to move when someone was walking nearby) - but unfortunately, not everyone will realise they're in the way 🙃 for slow moving walls of ppl who jsut don't seem to care • - •) · · · honestly I just tense up and look for a way out (honestly, my head hurts, and I'm refusing to find sth to type about but should rly stop, so sorry for rambling and hopr I didn't say anything too weird 😅😅)

[@equus_ferus_caballus]

especially in high school hallways, i have four minutes to get the the other side of the building and these people are pretty much just standing there

[@karameru_xd]

SAME AS SOMEONE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL YESTERDAY WE HAD A FUCKED UP SCHEDULE WHERE I HAD TO RUN FROM THE SECOND TO BOTTOM FLOOR TO THE TOP FLOOR, AND I WAS LATE BECAUSE SOME PACKS OF SLOW WALKERS WERE IN MY WAY

[@LilacMisfortune]

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE FRIENDS WITH THE SLOW PEOPLE AND YOU WANT THEM TO HURRY UP FOR THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU BUT YOU DONT WANNA BE RUDE Edit: tf happened while I wasn't lookin? (Edit on 3/29/23)

[@reggiethemouse1453]

Slow

[@GohPunk]

THIS

[@seaof_stars]

I am a very fast walker, my friend has a disability and she walks extremely slow, cant run, do sports, etc etc. Halfway through the year another friend who was also slow but not as much had a knee injury and now they cant walk fast or run either. One of my friends is really fast but rarely hangs out with us. And then two of my friends have no disability but are just generally unfit and slow. Which leaves me and one other friend who are fast, except she'd rather walk with the rest of the group understandably. Which leaves me, an extremely fast walker having to constantly slow down, walk backwards, stop etc just so i dont leave them all behind. I even picked up a habit of purposely doing stupid things like walking on small fences or raised garden beds so they can catch up. Thats the end of my frustrated fast walker rant

[@elysiateo6997]

My friends always do that and they always say i walk too fast

[@christophermazzola5819]

Whenever you people come out to our farms in the country, you pull over and take pictures cows like your at a zoo and there aren’t thousands of them

[@shannonhill5676]

I cannot tell you how much I relate to the brushing of the teeth. I have sensitive teeth so I can't keep my teeth clenched together tightly when brushing or it starts to hurt. So I look like a rabid dog when I brush my teeth despite the fact I try very hard to not let it drip down my face. yet it still happens and I wonder how the hell people can brush their teeth so perfectly.

[@ZomBunny]

My trick is to spit out half of the foam part way through brushing, that way it never gets to unmanageable levels. Also if you start with smushing the toothpaste glob against the top of your molars before going for the front of your teeth or however you start brushing then it will be more in the brush and also leave some stuck to the tooth so you aren't getting all the foam at once helps. Personally I do that and then go for the top row rather than clenching my teeth, I have an overbite anyway so that never works properly without holding my jaw weird.

[@shannonhill5676]

@@ZomBunny Sounds kind of interesting to try but I have real bad bruxism ( considering it literally has been breaking my molars) So I don't think I could probably start from the back due to having my teeth replaced. I wish my bruxism wasn't so terrible. I have looked into getting those kind of mouth guards where it locks into your mouth so it doesn't move. It looks kind of scary to have to put in.

[@nuzzlepuff9162]

People clench their teeth? I always relax my jaw so I can brush the tops and get to the back properly

[@shannonhill5676]

@@nuzzlepuff9162 I tend to clench teeth when brushing my teeth. Usually to brush the incisors of my teeth. But I can't do it to long because of my other teeth will begin hurting. I know that some people brush differently but that's how I brush my teeth. I know it's a bit weird.😅

[@606aichan7O7]

(...9 months later 😅) don't know if it helps, but I think the 'cleanest' period of time of brushing my teeth was with my mouth closed, kinda just...envision almost chewing the toothbrush like eating food eith your mouth closed?? (currently just brushing in the shower period (my teeth brushing habits occasionally change), so currently I don't rly care about the mess 😅) also! I've found that soft bristled toothbrushes work so much better for me (my parent only bought hard bristled, and I've never rly thought much about it); depending on the type, if you have the money to spare, then maybe investing in a good electric toothbrush could help? (I can't rly give much else advice on that tho 😅) oh, and you also you don't need a long line of toothpaste like all the commercials/adverts, you just need a little dab and it should be enough (there's probably brands of toothpaste that are more foamy/less foamy, but again 😅 I'm not an expert on this kind of stuff;; there are toothpaste for sensitive teeth that are supposed to make them stronger over time, but I doubt they work as well as advertised)

[@sadie1606]

You and me are on the same frequency, bro. We're just at this level of constant annoyance and delight, its great.

[@emmatitsworth2200]

When they’re walking slowly to their class that’s down the hall and you have to get across the entire school

[@schizopenguin]

GUYS JUST REPLY TO ONE COMMENT DONT FILL THE COMMENT SECTIONS

[@batznocharge]

I really hope that this doesn’t end up like the jellybean scenario

[@boopty1164]

Fr omg it's so distracting 🤯

[@bbytee7172]

oml.. definitely the first one, especially in school. we literally have 5 minutes to get to class, and people take like 1 step each minute

[@MrYeast102]

It's the same at my school. We needed more time in between classes to account for those people.

[@lazy2988]

I thought you could be my future husband based on your animals videos but now I’m thinking you are just the guy version of me

[@Loralanthalas]

When people stop in the goddamn doorway of the store or airport to check WHATEVER has to be checked at that moment

[@lycaptain]

this man is beyond relatable

[@KaiCreator09]

When I'm friends with the slow people I get them on my shoulders and start running. My excuse is 'I need to get stronger so this is exercise'

[@JumbleDrops]

One of my biggest pet peeves is random loudness for no fkin reason, or repeating stuff over and over

[@franklinforest888]

I walk so slow that I have a custom made shirt that says "Before you get made just go around - But if you're stuck behind me on stairs - G o o d L u c k" on the back 🤣

[@ArctixFrosts]

I feel all the pain of this

[@MrsMutterCourage]

I love how he gets super worked up about absolute bullshit. Exactly what I need to watch, when I'm angry. Makes me smile every time ♥️🥰

[@sergmanprime]

Did you have to reupload it? I swear I saw this one already but.... But might as well watch it again 😂

[@effyelle8681]

My entire family is from chicago and I’m from Springfield but spent a huge chunk of my time with my family in Vernon hills in the burbs. My dad and I moved to Texas about 7 years ago, I’m now graduating college and I still have to explain to southerners that people from Chicago aren’t rude, they just have shit to do and it’s not apart of the culture to stop at random on the sidewalk and have a conversation with a person you’ve never met before like it is down here. Midwesterners are very nice, we’re just Midwest nice.

[@thesyndicatebruh]

For the first one, just go around. It's really simple. Whenever someone gets up me for walking slow, I tell them to go around. There's legit enough space. Go around. Now. Stop yelling at me and fucking go.

[@karameru_xd]

What if all of the slow people are blocking the way?

[@thesyndicatebruh]

@@karameru_xd Then... push em or something.

[@chyimvanmeter1917]

Man, that was so much anger toward toothpaste released in this video, I love it

[@bridge7407]

Waffle House has found its new host.

[@lbsmoov3383]

The Waffle House has found its new host

[@ANONM60D]

You broke the rules. Shame on your family

[@tyrellgraham1603]

I thought i was the only one with tooth paste struggles thank u for bringing light to the issue 🤣✊🏾

[@Myeran]

The waffle house has found it's new host.

[@mattynator911]

The waffle house has found it's new host.

[@SockClimber]

The host has waffled its new house

[@roxydakat5134]

I can't with how passionatly this guy discusses different topics 💀

[@MarLuis09]

the waffle house found a new host

[@digitalharmony26]

I used to walk like my life depended on it, now I use a walker and 80yos have walked past me lol but you’re damn right I’m up against the wall or the end of the path and trying to take up as little space as possible because fuck people who dawdle and get in the way and ruin peoples days 😂

[@holcombgaming9407]

The waffle house has found its new host.

[@pf6137]

The waffle house has found it's new host

[@revenevan11]

Oh. My. God. Thank you so much for being brave enough to voice this problem I've always had! Toothpaste water drips out of my mouth and onto my chin when I brush my teeth! And onto my toothbrush holding hand/wrist! I'm convinced that most people aren't brushing thoroughly or something, because even tho I can make a normal seal with my lips like every other human, the moving toothbrush breaks it, and that's even if it's not the electric one that I always use! My dad has always thought I'm weird for it, and I've never brushed my teeth in front of anyone else because I'm so self conscious about it!!! I'm finally not the only one I know of 😭👍

[@Ghabl3]

the Waffle House has found d it's new host

[@looseit731]

The Waffle House has found it's new host

[@thesyndicatebruh]

No. Cringe. Stop.

[@looseit731]

@@thesyndicatebruh the waffle house has found it's new host

[@thesyndicatebruh]

@@looseit731 🤓

[@alexiszickbhen9152]

the Waffle House has found d it's new host

[@hedgewitchherbarium]

"Knees to chest!" Hilarious and righteous!

[@catalyst429]

the waffle house has found its new host

[@SpacePizza2006]

The Waffle House has found its new host

[@Damian-ov6sz]

The Waffle House has found its new host

[@deleted4144]

The waffle House has found it's new host.

[@Starzzrae]

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

[@nasbuild482]

The Waffle House has found its new host

[@angelexchang1418]

In my school, there's always circles of people just standing there talking in the middle of the hallway. Just move to the side >:(

[@davidkueny2444]

The Waffle House has found its new host.

[@stephanieadelaarson]

You bringing up Chicago made me laugh hysterically. I'm originally from Chicago, not the burbs, and I'm rushing to get to the "L" and there are Sunday walkers in front of me..... Infuriating.

[@luchianopadilla2631]

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

[@redpanda8598]

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

[@elizabethhutchens2378]

That whole toothpaste discussion was perfect

[@danielleking262]

lmao the rage rant about the toothpaste got me laughing because it's so damn true

[@kempolar9768]

I work in a mall and naturally have to move around it sometimes, oh god do I hate certain sections where people always cover the ENTIRE walkway with their group.

[@Egg_Challah]

Broski you’re literally describing my entire life in every single one of your videos

[@sloosh2188]

Why is the last one always so relatable bro omfg 💀💀😭

[@wavingwaters6107]

The NEXPO shirt just ties this together

[@LKMNOP]

The bit about the toothpaste had me laughing so hard I started to choke. That damn stuff does harden like cement in the sink

[@TheOhioButtTicklingBandit1]

THANK YOU! THIS IS SO RELATABLE AHHH

[@gimcurang1640]

Telling about "What's your problem" on another level

[@bruhliciousdelicious1058]

I gotten into the habit of walking fast and Im basically speedwalking everywhere I go. Slow people are the worst in malls when there are like 5 of them blocking any possible way of passing them

[@kawaiiuwu3659]

People who walk slowly at school is the worst ong

[@Olkin_]

High-school sucks ass because of it. You'll be rushing to the other side of the school, and there's a ball of a good 30 people standing in the exact middle of the path. It's like a tumor. There's so many, if you tried going through, you'd come out as the grandma from SpongeBob

[@CrazyBrosCael]

People who walk slow in groups spanning the entire hallway piss me off the most.

[@Abigail_Thoma]

I love that you like Nexpo whilst making this kind of content and I am loving it

[@hedgemanwindy]

Why is this man so relatable

[@edmanuelreyesjr6466]

"Knee's to chest *****!" 😂

[@ksquallfangirl]

I'm with you on the toothpaste cap...I had a bad habit of just leaving it off the tube so now I only buy flippy-top tubes

[@tinygiant3495]

I was with a friend on vacation. I will never forget the noises he made while brushing his teeth. Our friendship isn't the same since then.

[@bland9876]

I always buy the toothpaste that has the cap like a water bottle where you just flip it open push the paste out and then flip it close again no unscrewing.

[@GramLeen]

Man, I don't know if this is just an act, but you are are very relatable, my friend, which makes me worry for you. :D

[@_sarahtonin]

dude toothpaste caps dissappear as soon as I set them down on the counter

[@mahlioz]

*THIS IMAGE IS HYPERBOLE Oh my Frigg I died 😂🤣

[@buildbybrick]

Why is this so accurate 😂

[@Fitzcrackers4prez]

I used to be in a middle school where they had decently wide hallways but people still walked in groups of four side by side super slow and there was a couples groups of girls that would sometimes just stop in a circle in the middle of the halls talking while stopping so many kids. I didn't help that there was like two teachers that always kept their doors locked for some reason until passing period ended so you had a couple classrooms of people waiting around too. There probably wasn't a moment in the halls I wasn't constantly getting urges/daydreams of just pushing people out of my way

[@channyd76]

I have a disability and walk very slowly and I am constantly apologising to people around me when I am in public. I've never had anyone be rude or say anything to me but I still feel like I should say sorry when I know I'm holding someone up.

[@LF-Little-Fox]

That last one was the most relatable bullshit I’ve ever heard someone say angrily. It really shouldn’t have to be that way lol

[@trevannahwynter1533]

It's the way he said move first that got me on the floor

[@Flamo_buddy]

The toothpaste one hit too hard😂 Also I live near Chicago and he's completely right about the slow walking it fucking sucks.

[@slayrandom9592]

Dude the brushing teeth thing is the most real shit I’ve heard in a minute

[@Endmonaut]

I tell this to all my friends who walk slow, “You don’t have to run, but walk with purpose and conviction. Stop dawdling. You get places faster, you focus more on moving so you notice more of your surroundings, and random people are less likely to try and stop you for stupid bullshit.”

[@junebunny0712]

I walk slow due to disabilities. I get that it can be annoying, but it's better to give people you don't know the benefit of the doubt here. I do totally get it though. I used to get very annoyed in the overcrowded hallways in my high school. (I didn't blame anyone else for it because I knew the hallways were just not meant for that many people at once. I know it's not a 1f1 comparison, but people really do tend to assume malicious or laziness in these situations when they shouldn't.)

[@zb1349]

Super annoying when your trying to get to class early on the first day to get a good seat and there 3 girls holding up the whole freaking school

[@exaltedogre]

The second one is too relatable

[@raiden7194]

my dentist be like "you're brushing them wrong" BUT YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW???

[@afonsoregodeiro7878]

i think this was the fisrt short i ever saw of you. just been rewatching every single video and short and remembered watching this one for the first time, just wanted to share

[@scrufyed]

i mean, i walk really slowly. and i enjoy walking slowly, the annoying part is people who walk slowly in front of people. i stay off to the side and stop by a wall or the edge of the sidewalk if i need to

[@karley_curlyfry]

Especially when I'm stuck behind slow walkers are infront of me and my friends are ahead it sucks especially in the school Halls!

[@allegedchicken5406]

The Nexpo sweater and Moonlight Sonata: 3rd Movement? I am insanely happy rn

[@The_Super_NOVA]

The music makes this even better

[@norielgames4765]

In my city it's expectancy elderly people. They walk super slowly and in the middle of the street as if they own the place, and they never ever move to the side to let you go to where you need to be, and you have to parkour your way around them, around parked cars, around street lights, just to get rid of that obstacle. Categoric imperative: do as you want other people to do. I always walk to the side to let people walk if they're in a hurry and I'm not. It's called being mindful and civil and not hogging the streets. Some people should really try it cause it costs nothing, it's zero effort, and it doesn't make your slow walk towards nowhere any worse. Just LET PEOPLE PASS

[@travisl5790]

I am SO with you on this one. I moved to San Francisco from New York and I thought I was gonna lose my mind every time I walked somewhere on a sidewalk. I’ve never seen so many slow moving jackasses in my life. So many times I’ve walked up on several girls on a row all with really fat asses and I just wanna say. “If you move it, you won’t have such a fat ass.” What is wrong with these people? I picture their little brains going so slow with their little stupid thoughts barely coming out and that’s why they’re so slow. Clearly I’m disturbed. But i’ve got a life to live and I don’t wanna spend my time barely moving behind some idiot. And here in San Francisco heaven for bid you say excuse me to try to get by because it might hurt someone’s fragile feelings. Geez.

[@kaylynnirvinesthetics]

You could make your own toothpaste with baking soda and coconut oil. It works really well. It doesn't taste like shit, it doesn't poison you and you are able to make it in a bottle with a lid that twist open and closed. For example, I use condiment bottles that I am able to squeeze with an easy twist cap. It is so simple.

[@sasquatch8245]

Nexpo shirt; clearly a man of culture

[@thesilverliningofthevoid]

The toothpaste rant is relatable 😅

[@useth3forceforgood]

Choked on my gabapentin dose and dropped my phone laughing at this. God damn, I don't even know which line to compliment. Man is so rapid fire my ancient millennial ass can't cope. 😂

[@springflower4495]

He is speaking about everything I freaking hate Thank you 😅

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

Hey the nexpo shirt! Also it's me I'm the slow walker but I hug the walls to leave space for people with like... Actual energy in their legs 🤣

[@domth3bomb]

Omg I absolutely despise slow walking people when I’m trying to get somewhere. Happens all the time in my highschool and wouldn’t you know, it’s also in Chicago.

[@DoubtlessCar0]

Some brands of toothpaste have big caps. I recommend sensodyne. Also get an electric toothbrush to cut down on mess. You don't actually have to brush too fast with those. Just slowly move it from one tooth to the next.

[@sca.dash.chilling]

I feel like the toothpaste monologue would be great for auditions

[@katisme]

Ok I got you on the teeth fam. What you're gonna do is go to Walmart and get one of the gleem tooth brushes, or just any sonic toothbrush and maybe less paste on the brush (yes it makes a difference). The sonic tooth brush is gonna get deeper in your teeth and get all that paste worked around so you don't get that glob anymore, and if you use less paste it might help the mess problem. I used to have the same issues, drooling toothpaste and spit all down my mouth, but these tips helped me 💛 I also get SUPER nauseous when I brush anyone else get that?

[@greenstorm4253]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard

[@Andres-zo9ct]

Bro is so relatable lol love this guy and I have subbed :D

[@savio2]

That toothpaste is spicy too 😭

[@WIHTV]

" knees to chest b****"🤣🤣🤣

[@strawb3rry_kisses]

"people who walk slowly" THANK YOU. FINALLY. i walk to fast for this society

[@lincolnmartinthomasgaming8214]

This is perfection ・Relatable ・Funny ・True