The Stupidest Wars in History

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Ok

[@inferno6111]

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[@Teddygzzz]

Again Tugg really

[@teshlafreeman4040]

I argue that all scents are unisex. Smelling doesn’t have genitals… or am I smelling the wrong thing? Lol

[@nevermind9854]

@@Teddygzzzbro’s gotta get that bag

[@artemisiakyrell7727]

Tugg just so you know Emu's are by no means easy to take down they're 6ft tall at least, their beaks & talons are razor-sharp & they have hatred in their hearts. They're not birds, they're fucking dinosaurs.

[@Bettiebokchoy]

You just have to watch Useless Farm’s videos to see how true this is

[@Kenzalina_]

To be fair it ended when the farmers got better fences. Which they probably should have done before they tried to start a war with them.

[@XCaptianXChaosX]

And they won the Emu war of 1932. The Emus beat humans in war.

[@SkinnaYTA]

I see you have not seen the dramatic reading of wikihow to take down an emu

[@NotSoMuchFrankly]

@@XCaptianXChaosX TBF, the Aussies would've trounced them if they hadn't sent their best break dancers in lieu of an actual army.

[@BlueJay2]

Fun fact: emus are kind of bullet proof because they estimated that it would take about ten bullets to take one down. These birds would get hit and *keep running*. That's hilarious.

[@IanHarrison-n9m]

Thats absolutely horrifying and i hate it. Like a lot

[@IanHarrison-n9m]

Thats absolutely horrifying and i hate it. Like a lot

[@The_god_of_reeeeeeeee]

“They don’t prepare you for the smell” Tugg I’m sure you smell glorious

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[@Kingnoodle09]

Dang it, I was gonna say that

[@cheeki5280]

The Tugg of War

[@The_god_of_reeeeeeeee]

@@cheeki5280 the a-10 wartugg

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[@ThatScootFanboy]

As an Australian, more specifically a West Australian, I am very happy with your coverage of the Emu War. You actually went into specifics about the events and didn't just rip into my countrymen about our efforts to kill these avian demons from the first circle of hell. So many people have no idea what actually happened, but you summed it up nicely. Thank you Big Tugg!

[@Alex-sz8id]

Y'all need to start round 3

[@ThatScootFanboy]

@@Alex-sz8id We really should.

[@Greek_thunderYT]

There was also a pig war.....

[@kassassin_brahgawk]

There is an AMAZING video by Puppet History about the Emu War. I think you'd love it 😊

[@kassassin_brahgawk]

​​@@Greek_thunderYTthere was also a lobster war. Britain decided they wanted Brazil's lobsters, so they asked Brazil if they could come "study" the lobsters for "science." They were just fishing them and then after a bunch of arguing and fighting, the British sued Brazil and then they went to court and debated what a lobster was kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4LYq4Orm92Sf6csi=WIDyVz0OZBPUMGGm.

[@MKYTaddict]

The evolution of Tugg's channel is interesting, at first he used to talk about things that irked him or piqued his curiosity. Now his almost 20 minutes long videos look more like pop-history lectures with a dash comedy; more entertaining than History TV though.

[@Yattatt]

I remember more history from Tugg videos than from History Channel hour-long documentaries

[@jlruhlow6412]

It's not growth. It running out of material and needing that sweet sweet ad revenue

[@zaczane]

@@jlruhlow6412 you forgot the “BAYBEE!!” At the end there.

[@Nixus237]

It is a cool evolution but sometimes I just want 20 minutes of his old style

[@silasstryder]

@@jlruhlow6412 That's the thing about KZbinrs, sometimes they can get popular because they had a few great ideas at first, but then people realize they're not the next "big thing", they're just some dude or chick that felt like making videos just cuz, got lucky, and now they have to keep going if they don't want to be a wage slave again

[@CrispOffTheBlock]

The pig war just unlocked a core memory for me. When I was 11 or 12 my grandparents took me to San Juan where we explored a massive lavender farm, a statue garden, a bizarre ice cream shop with like 70 different flavors of ice cream and stayed in a BNB famous for its oatmeal pancakes. While staying at the BnB, the owners showed us a game called Pass the Pigs. It's basically a dice game where you roll these little plastic pigs, and depending on the way they land, you score a certain number of points.

[@azijer6268]

As a French citizen I can confirm that it would take 10 business years to actually start a war

[@TheMadWhit666]

Lol "business years" which holidays are we counting??😂😂

[@BLET_55artem55]

Yet only 4 seconds if it's against The Britain

[@Cline7]

And it would probably end up in a bunch of unemployed guys having a barbecue on a roundabout (I'm French too and I still have vivid memories of the golden days of the Gilets Jaunes)

[@taylors4243]

@@BLET_55artem55 priorities. many thanks to the french for helping the US defeat those people back then

[@Puzzle_Penguin]

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[@affarinoxa]

13:18 as a mexican I'm gonna tell you now, there isnt a thing as an offensive Sombrero. Its a hat, and if anything we like seeing people wear our cultural stuff.

[@Tathings]

Do you live in Mexico

[@JohnIsNotInsain]

4:25 it was the greeks, the greeks built the trojan horse and gave it to the trojans who brought it in the city of TROY then the greeks killed them all

[@RileyC-ty6ke]

just about to say that

[@youcancallmegeorge9874]

Thank you. I was looking for this comment

[@THEONETRUEOVERLORD]

The horse was the symbol of TROY and so they took it in as a peace symbol. Then the Greeks killed them all. It’s not a hard story to follow how did he get it wrong?

[@rosie7032]

@@THEONETRUEOVERLORDwell there’s no need to be rude

[@jadesims96]

THANK YOU

[@bensteinhauser784]

The emu war was called off both times due to cost and a third emu war was never needed due to the invention of barbed wire. They're still a menace, but not on the same level.

[@nevermind9854]

I feel like Tucker is the patron saint of mental breakdowns and I personally am here for it.

[@nevermind9854]

@@derpypika8393 you can not convince me that any given history buff is actually mentally stable.

[@LiamCalli]

@nevermind9854 I don’t think that you’re right, I agree with what @derpypika8393 said.

[@nevermind9854]

@@LiamCalli I absolutely agree it’s a win but there is no way a neurotypical person is gonna memorize 300 European battles from the 14 hundreds

[@Kevin-gg2bl]

Saint Tugg

[@zacharypotvin6579]

Nah, bro says the Lords name in vain way too much..

[@MsNerd57]

This video is giving strong “I just discovered oversimplified” vibes and I’m here for it

[@Yukelele123]

I love how birds are undefeated in war

[@lharrison7000]

They should use emus for war, like imagine some big a$$ birds charge you out of nowhere and no matter what you do they just keep coming.

[@NRios-x8d]

more info about this and other wars mentioned on oversimplified

[@raddestkidever]

thats a bit like saying the native americans were undefeated in war

[@affarinoxa]

The passenger pigeon would disagree

[@aydnsaglam8176]

​@@affarinoxait wasnt rwally a war so its still technically true

[@CleanGerms]

As a Ghanaian,I never expected to hear about the golden stool war from BigTugg. We learnt about this in junior and senior high schools. I am not Ashanti but i congratulate Tucker on his attempt at pronouncing some of the words. The exiled king was called Prem-peh I. (Pronounced the same way you see it) Fun fact: The stool was conjured down from the skies by the great Ashanti priest, Okomfo Anokye, who later went on journey to search for the cure to death and never returned.❤

[@QuackAttack]

Me neither, I'm American but my parents are Ghanaian (Ashanti and Fante if you're wondering) so I'm somewhat familiar with Ghana's history... although, I will say it was a little disappointing that Yaa Asantewaa was never mentioned 😔

[@everest2842]

Tugg as a huge Greek mythology buff I have to correct you: the Greeks hid in the Trojan Horse to raid Troy. You got that backwards.

[@MegaKhelditia]

I gotta imagine he was pulling from memory in the moment and didn't bother with correcting it? Or missed it in editing?

[@thecrippledone3325]

​@@MegaKhelditia or maybe he's a typical uneducated American doing f all research

[@BeatsByCJB]

7:08 what’s funny is in college football the rivalry game between Indiana vs Purdue is “the battle for the oaken bucket” that shows you how much we don’t have going on in Indiana.

[@abbysweat9202]

I'm glad I'm not the only person who made this connection lol

[@GrimTheRealReaper]

Kinda surprised you missed that with the “there’s no way the bow wasn’t used for humans” since it seems like you’d know this, but otzi the iceman, the oldest preserved body we’ve recovered, had an arrow lodged in him. Wasn’t put there by a mammoth.

[@SomeRandom-v8b]

There's a theory the trojan horse wasn't a horse but a ship filled with gold (which apparently was a normal way of packaging back then) and, of course, a couple Greek soldiers.

[@Zackadeles]

For those of you who don't know, BC and BCE are the same thing. BC means "Before Christ", but historians don't use BC because it has religious connotations attached to it. Therefore, they use BCE, which means "Before Common Era". Also, instead of AD, they use CE, which means "Common Era". Not too complicated

[@Mr__V]

BC and BCE also have a difference of like 30 years. It's commonly interchanged but references different things.

[@Zackadeles]

@Mr__V interesting, I didn't realize that. Ik that BC ends slightly earlier than BCE cause of reasons, but I didn't think it was super negligible

[@sarahgent2674]

​@@Mr__Vi can't find any information that supports this. As far as i know it is just a terminology change. Is there a reason you think this? I'd really like to know because I feel like I should have this information if at all possible.

[@zacharypotvin6579]

Doesn't make sense considering the crucification of a Jesus of Nazareth is a proven historical event

[@ihatehandles3]

f#©k historians, BC - AD rocks. ACDC is second best followed by a lot of empty places...

[@siranimator9514]

5:46 wasn't aware of your game, sir

[@HighTechToast]

I can just imagine that conversation... "What is the worst thing about war?" "👁👄👁" "What is it?" *"T h e s m e l l ."* *"They don't prepare you for the smell"* (obviously in thanos's voice lol)

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

Reminded me of that conversation on the first season of Game of Thrones "no one tells you that men sh*t themselves when they die. They leave that part out of the songs"

[@betwrixolive9431]

War, the smell never changes.

[@Puzzle_Penguin]

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[@Seelie-pooka]

​@@Mario_Angel_Medina chuckles?

[@COYI_WHU]

Parents going into a teenagers rooms

[@imsanebroisware]

5:02 When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a marching band He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made?" "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom To lead you in the summer To join the black parade" When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a marching band He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" Sometimes I get the feelin' She's watchin' over me And other times I feel like I should go And through it all, the rise and fall The bodies in the streets And when you're gone, we want you all to know We'll carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on We'll carry on And in my heart, I can't contain it The anthem won't explain it A world that sends you reelin' From decimated dreams Your misery and hate will kill us all So paint it black and take it back Let's shout it loud and clear Defiant to the end, we hear the call To carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on We'll carry on And though you're broken and defeated Your weary widow marches On and on, we carry through the fears Oh, ah, ha Disappointed faces of your peers Oh, ah, ha Take a look at me, 'cause I could not care at all Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part I won't explain or say I'm sorry I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scars Give a cheer for all the broken Listen here, because it's who we are Just a man, I'm not a hero Just a boy, who had to sing this song Just a man, I'm not a hero I don't care We'll carry on, we'll carry on And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on You'll carry on And though you're broken and defeated Your weary widow marches, oh Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on) Do or die, you'll never make me (we'll carry on) Because the world will never take my heart (we'll carry on) Go and try, you'll never break me (we'll carry on) We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on!)

[@IKEA_meatball]

MCR TUGGLETS

[@ToonSack]

Video ends in 19:46, WW2 ended in 1945, I’m watching you Tugg 🥸

[@Steviezzz-s6y]

Hold up he’s got a point

[@JacksonProvo]

Holy shit he’s right

[@PeaceOnEarth-d8h]

Actually, servicemen were still deployed until 1946.

[@kittty1702]

WAITWAIT Let him cook let him cook

[@tuna1000]

And youtube adds an extra second to vids so its 19:45 actually

[@unstoppable3peat]

5:22 I don’t want to smell like old people

[@yasininn76]

You'd rather smell like cheap deodorant, doritos mixed with sweat and cheep takeaway/pizza? Yeah, you keep doing that, see how it works out for you?

[@AnodyneJS]

It's amazing how the subtitle of a sequel to a forgotten movie from the early 1980s has stood the test of time and is still a funny reference even to people who never saw either film. I'm referring to _Breakin'_ and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2]

Wait is that actually what the reference is? I’ve literally never been able to find where it came from

[@len4129]

@@A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2 I would be surprised if there is another movie sequel with the name "electric boogaloo" ☠

[@melanieruddy399]

I only know it from It's Always Sunny 😂

[@Norp-i7m]

I believe a young Raygun can be seen doing ridiculous shit in the background (probably).

[@AnodyneJS]

@@Norp-i7m You know, Boogaloo Shrimp has been in endless development hell for a third installment in the _Breakin'_ franchise. It would be amazing to have Raygun put in a cameo if it ever gets made.

[@isaacnelson5846]

19:35 thanks bro

[@Loreeetta]

"old people smell good" -big tugg

[@thebluedragon493]

""Old people smell good"" "-big tugg" -you

[@angryduckart]

"""Old people smell good""" ""-big tugg"" "-you" -you

[@Loreeetta]

""""Old people smell good"""" """-big tugg""" ""-you"" "-you" -you

[@TorrentialSilver_47]

4:23 it was the other way around. The Greeks, fighting the Trojans, sent a wooden horse as a “peace offering” while feigning retreat, then, once inside the walls, at night the The Boys (greek edition) jumped out and burnt the city to the ground. Yup

[@AnnabethJacksonforlife]

I was waiting for someone to say it

[@anna-flora999]

The... The Trojan horse wasn't build by the Trojans

[@timjim-ks8gi]

Maybe he did it on purpose???

[@thecrippledone3325]

Maybe you're special in the head?​@@timjim-ks8gi

[@Zennrako90]

@@timjim-ks8giI think he’s just not that good at research

[@jordanfoster4761]

@@Zennrako90or it was just a mistake. it's easy to forget that the trojan horse wasn't made by the trojans

[@watsoncouch3800]

@@Zennrako90its a super simple mixup y’all just jumping to conclusions

[@AlexLikens]

Sam o Nella mentioned, a king respects the lord

[@SerMichaeloftheMire]

It made me so happy when he posted out of nowhere after years of absence

[@Yphrum]

The bucket was filled with precious relics from their church. They tried to hide them in the well when the raid happened. But they found them and that’s what the whole thing was about, not buckets.

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

still a bucket 🥰 but cool ty

[@Levitatingmarsipan]

Soo a bucket but with stuff in it? A war over a bucket

[@MrBlakeleyden]

@@Levitatingmarsipan Sure, but not really. That would be like saying somebody robbed a bank for a bag. Meanwhile they are ignoring the fact that the bag had 1 Million dollars in it. They wouldn't care much about the bag, just like they wouldn't have cared much about the bucket itself. Context matters.

[@Levitatingmarsipan]

@@MrBlakeleyden yes ofc I simply mean that to some degree in the simplest of terms it is still a war over a bucket, a bucket of stuff sure but still a bucket. So for simplicity and comedic effect it can be said to be about a bucket. Edit: thought about it sm more and I’m just fucking stupid

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

@@MrBlakeleyden I would rob a bank for a bag. What if it was a really cool bag. Like the bandit bag (the original bag)?

[@coltonharrismusic]

0:01 Blud just reviewed all of Oversimplified.

[@bwdukestudios3696]

This is just a stupid trend. Like stfu

[@Scorpionrex-v2]

Not all of oversimplified just the funny stuff

[@PJtheARCHER]

Blud is bad slang. Use Bud

[@rowly8478]

What?

[@monkeytoes1155]

All of you are restarted

[@pastadragon1194]

You should do a video about crazy/stupid weapons throughout history. Ex. A Roman emperor (Commodus, already funny) invented a whole new arrow specifically to behead ostriches in gladiator fights.

[@bobbyritchie8651]

18:27 “THE WAR”

[@TheRealKarlMarx]

The tugger war

[@Juiceman0920]

Tugglets assemble

[@gigasnail_]

Rrrrrraagagagagagagaaahahahaaaaaaaa

[@LionsAreTheGoats]

ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thomas90909]

Aaaaaa

[@wrenthemighty8887]

RAHHHH

[@Sukanigadik8496]

AAAAAAAAGHHH

[@omni567]

Hey, Tugg, loved the video. But that scentbird sponsor is a less than stellar part of it. And I get that you gotta get that bag but i feel that you have some kind of ethical responsibility when getting a sponsor. The ceo and co-founder of the company, Mariya Nurislamova, is dangerously off her rocker. She is just entirely unhinged on tiktok. She's talking about the matrix, she's being fatphobic, and just being overall wild. As a matter of fact, i think you could make a really good video going into all the stuff this woman says.

[@omni567]

This might be the 3rd time this comment got posted because every time I leave the comments, mine disappears. Idk why

[@tiredteen8906]

Thought of the same thing, she is big delulu and could spiral into big harmful

[@TemuPerc]

That's the ceo, not the product itself, why care, people are allowed to think whatever they want

[@ukiyohtml1528]

damn, i’m guessing he may not know about it since i’ve also never heard about it and a lot of people i watch have been sponsored by them. thanks for the info

[@destribunny2121]

Thats crazy! Thanks for the info. I was thinking about using scentbird.

[@gunner_melon445]

You didn't even touch on the war I declared against my local Dairy Queen for giving me an Oreo Blizzard instead of an M&M blizzard. You will be mine Tyler😡

[@lKappa]

Yes

[@coltpalmer7443]

Here here 🫡

[@vl5008]

Tagged enemies to lovers on AO3.

[@Puzzle_Penguin]

As Tugglet_1 if feel the need to tell you that this is the dawn of king Tuggs army if you wish to join, switch your profile picture to peasant Tugg and your name and @ to Tugglet_(lowest number possible) example : Tugglet_2 your @ must match your number to join the cult. Once you have joined the cult it is your sworn duty to watch every Big Tugg video no matter what. lets see how many members we can get feel free to spam this message everywhere.

[@ZombieWilfred]

15:53 Some dogs are exceptional. Never needed a leash for my dog, Mathilda. Some dogs are that well trained/behaved.

[@Redheadmafia97]

1:30 Tugg look out!

[@Gunpla_canadian]

GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT

[@TheRealOrionPlays]

Great comment. 10/10

[@jen_is_not_ok]

6:58 He watches Sam O’Nella but not Over Simplified 😭

[@diarm77]

There are two countries who waged war on birds and there are two countries who lost wars on birds

[@mithralgear417]

2:51 I think this is the funniest moment of Tugg's i've ever seen.

[@larslionheart]

We use BCE because it means Before the Common Era. While BC used to mean Before Christ.

[@blkophelia]

I was looking for this comment. I'm surprised it was this far down. I also love that its Before Chirst and A.D. for Anno Domini. Just kept it latin for whatever reason, but we have to be clear that it was definitely before Christ. Christianity is the west is so historically interesting and dumb

[@TemuPerc]

Bc slips off the tongue like butter on a hot pan, bce just sounds stupid

[@nathanieladams7624]

@@blkopheliaBC AD, doesn’t make any sense though because Jesus was probably born 6 to 4 BC and died around 30 or 33 AD.

[@blkophelia]

@@nathanieladams7624 exactly! There's so many layers to it being ridiculous and hilarious

[@sarahgent2674]

​@@nathanieladams7624Yeah it's weird that BC is based on a miscalculation, but I don't know what you mean by AD not making sense, unless you think it means After Death. That's a common misconception but it's latin for In the Year of our Lord, which is a fancy way of saying "jesus exists now".

[@skillcoiler]

"These giant chickens are eating all our food before we can"..... Seems like an easy problem solved situation there....

[@basilisksanterre4334]

Fun fact, I did not know that WWI and the american revolutionary war were different wars until the 8th grade. Love the american education system.

[@drphdmd7064]

Idk, man, sounds like you were just a stupid kid.

[@biggtugg]

thats insane lmao

[@herowither12354]

Maybe if you paid attention in class, you'd have known the difference.

[@derpypizza]

Haha I love blaming my stupidity on the education system 😂😂😐

[@bookwyrm8181]

I don’t think you can blame that on the education system, I think that’s just you 😶

[@Heya_West]

13:45 holy crap eagles vs eagles the whole country going down

[@Potman964]

Not as stupid as The War of Big Tugg and a hangover

[@L3monSqueezy]

I never really thought about it, but the smell is definitely one of the worst things about being in a warzone. I had a lot of crazy stuff happen to me when I was in Iraq so I think the smell was pushed out of my brain. The mention of it brings back those memories. Mixture of decay, feces, piss, BO, gunpowder, and burning flesh. It is truly a horrific thing.

[@smipner]

18:02 that's only If you're crazy enough to throw hands with the dinosaurs

[@mr.jitter50]

16:37 bro the desert chicken is wild af

[@sqilorsong]

yay new big tugg content this guy perfectly encapsulates my hyperfixations

[@easyklin2932]

true first

[@psychofartz1]

2:00 made me giggle

[@nevermind9854]

It’s a special day when I catch a daddy Tuggard video at 36 seconds old and with no views.

[@ajjamsen694]

4:38 Bears actually dont sleep all through winter, Sir Tuggerton 😆 Also, 16:30, no mention of Puppet History?! That episode was FaNtAsTiC and that end song is a bop 🎶

[@Jiji-Unofficial]

TUGG WHY DO YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A PANIC ATTACK IN EVERY VID 😭 0:30

[@NtAPtat]

According the legend, an American soldier refused to pay a Panamanian man for a watermelon. The conflict escalated, war broke out, and eventually the Americans vacated Panama, but not until they had deleted all that was left of our military.

[@seanhartnett79]

Interesting

[@colten2524]

6:45 Tugg I knew I loved you but you just affirmed it a thousandfold.

[@Person-wf1qk]

18:20 the way he pronounces Oregon hurts my soul😭✋

[@lxlxveS4M]

It’s nice to open yt on a nice Saturday day and see tugg posted

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

Father Tugg has fed us! *_REJOICE!!!_*

[@dillona1001]

As an American born Ashanti Ghanaian🇬🇭, big up big tugg for the shout-out🫡😤🫶🏿

[@MidLifeChanger]

In high school I had a biology teacher who would live in the rainforest summers on end, had a basement she made into a jungle and had 3 over 20 ft pythons she would feed chickens, and owned 3 human skulls(one that was donated by one of her old teachers for science. Wtf) I'll never forget that woman.

[@ukiyohtml1528]

so where did the two other skulls come from 😧

[@MidLifeChanger]

@@ukiyohtml1528 Ex husband's? I don't remember if she said or if we asked. This was almost 20 yrs ago at this point.

[@ukiyohtml1528]

@@MidLifeChanger thats crazy ! she seems like a very interesting if not mildly scary person haha

[@MidLifeChanger]

@ukiyohtml1528 One of the most unique people I ever met and a teacher truly passionate about what she teaches and good at it. Think old lady Bill Nye.

[@ukiyohtml1528]

@@MidLifeChanger she seems awesome ! i always love it when i have teachers who genuinely care about the subject they teach, it makes me more excited about learning haha !! i’m glad you got to meet someone like her

[@anndri_tsok4816]

4:15 the trojians weren't inside the horse, the greeks were

[@UwU-fx7md]

I was veteran of the emu war, those damned emus fought hard.

[@megatev]

Fun fact: BC stands for Before Christ, and BCE stands for Before Common Era

[@RIPandTEARB1TCHES]

Yeah! And BC and AD is the wrong and only one!

[@HanRocket]

Colonel Chapstick is wild

[@Deadcheese12]

How is Tugg letting this comment slide!?? FUCK YOU *kernal

[@FrostyMirror854]

The Fallout 4 background battle music for the museum is insane and accurate

[@kangaroosekcie]

C.e. and b.c.e. is the new change from b.c. and a.d. C.e. is for common era, meaning that the time line isn't directly referencing a religion that only has one book to back it. So it's now, common era and before common era. Instead of Latin for before Christ and after birth

[@saltandpepper1628]

"I'm glad hitler died" and then a scentbird sponsor is wild💀💀 For anyone unaware the CEO of scentbird is a psychic who thinks hitler had some good points

[@HughJayness-pd5hn]

He did have some good points fr

[@dexterpurvis5331]

Big Tugg is the only KZbinr whose sponsorship segments I don’t skip.

[@Oinkmister]

3:16 hitler is bad omg tugg how dare you

[@jeffman5428]

2:32 Judge Holdyen be like

[@HImarcy]

7:17 OMG MY CITY WAS NOMINATED

[@tommasoguizzardi1048]

viva Bologna

[@HImarcy]

@@tommasoguizzardi1048 oi bruv viva modena

[@lukesnow8112]

Haven’t even watched yet but this just bring joy to my soul on a Saturday

[@TheDarkangel719]

“War. War never changes.”

[@furiousdestroyer2.050]

There was a whole war fought over a bucket and a ladder

[@HughJayness-pd5hn]

“That’s my bucket” “Not anymore!” “You summa bitch I’m coming for you”

[@LawAndBedlum]

4:41 I want to know what happened to uncle Ricky

[@KayleeRezac-s9s]

“Emu war 2 electric boogaloo” I laughed way too hard

[@iM_JuSt_SaiYaN]

19:15 it's from "it's always sunny in philadelphia" 😂

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

Props for using the Fallout 3 steal sound effect

[@Rose-yx6jq]

War. War never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unravelled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.

[@rnJesus34]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@shotgunfrenzy1225]

Why are you quoting fallout 4 XD

[@RiceneEue]

Big tug never fails to fill us up with his amazing videos

[@Apersonwhoisaperson22]

As a giants fan with family that loves the eagles, I can say a giants-eagles game is the closest we will ever get to an eagles-eagles game. That’s not a good thing

[@Chet_Manly]

If someone threatens you for wearing a war costume, they must be the same people who go around on Halloween yelling at people "That's not real! That's not real!"

[@thedutchgrenadier]

TUGG HAS GIVEN US ANOTHER VIDEO

[@kykipz]

"-and in fact, they stole *another* bucket!" That got a whole hearty laugh outta me

[@Wastedpoint]

2 hours ago 17,458 views? bro really blew up i think he has the realest humor on youtube rn

[@JoKingMemer]

Funny thing about the Pastry wars Santa Anna guy, he’s the guy who raided and killed everyone in the Alamo with an army of something like 50,000

[@JosaxJaz]

2:06 I hate to do the "erhm acktually" thing here but the Bible does have tons of this type of stuff. It doesn't shy away from the depth of human sin. Like right at the beginning you got Cain and Able doing the first Earth death any% speedrun glitchlesss

[@lieful3623]

I love the incredible attention to detail. The emu dissapeared after being bazookaed. 10/10

[@boombot1948]

Ah someone else also just binge-watched all of Oversimplified

[@Glow_88]

This is my source of information! I’ve learned so much from this KZbin channel compared to all of my primary and secondary school!

[@Surepeacooler]

0:27 i love that song

[@pluvirain4568]

Ohhh me too!! Do you know the songs name? I have been trying to find it but somehow I'm unable to find it😞

[@MOOOtheEternity]

​@@pluvirain4568 six forty seven

[@Lost_Souls000]

@@pluvirain4568it’s called the lobotomy by inspendo

[@sitcrib090]

@@pluvirain4568 The song is called six forty seven, and the artist is Instupendo

[@theshamonk668]

I agree, it definitely was the Trojans in that horse. No one else. Just the Trojans trojaning it up in there.

[@aer0a]

16:58 A is how we got the cane toad

[@triassictv6437]

Yep, tbh the machine guns were the best idea or though they are native species and it would probably mess up biodiversity a whole lot

[@bakedbread1254]

Im convinced Bid Tugg just watch some oversimplified videos for this

[@little_kates]

1:35 The difference between BC and BCE is that BC=Before Christ while BCE=Before Common Era. In the same vein AD and CE refer to the same periods with AD=After Death and CE=Common Era. BCE and CE are more commonplace since AD and BC assume that Jesus existed, there also is no connotation for when Jesus would have been alive, ie between BC and AD aside from “Biblical Times”, so when dating things like historical events and fossils it’s much easier to denote BCE and CE since they're in between is essentially just year “0”. (I hope this isn’t too confusing as I am rambling a bit here lol, you can also look it up on Wikipedia)

[@RTplays69420]

wrongo bud, AD stands for the Latin term Anno Domini, which is Latin for "in the year of the Lord". BC does stand for Before Christ, but After Death makes you look lazy. Google is free, Knowledge is Power. also... there, their, and they're are different words.

[@LegionnaireSRE]

Jesus is king, God is Lord.

[@pokyspy]

​@@LegionnaireSRE you know shut up is a word that you would benefit from

[@LegionnaireSRE]

@@pokyspy oh okay Shut up

[@pokyspy]

@@LegionnaireSRE you don't tell your self you just do btw

[@galaxycraft007]

16:29 Sam O'Nella mentioned

[@krat5576]

No no not the trojans, the anti-trojans made the horse to destroy the Trojans.

[@jordanfoster4761]

not the anti trojans, the greeks