Biggest Problem

[@pineappleman570]

Some people whine about really long episodes, but I love 3 hour TDS+BPITU shows. It gives me something to do when I’m bored during the week. But I’m shitfaced. Do whatever works the best for your patreon.

[@AustralianCapitalist]

It’s a great episode to have go long, it’s Maddox drama, Vito weight and nice discussion than the stupid interview last week

[@jasonfuqua4284]

Agreed

[@a-damthemansixtynan4463]

Cheers, bud.

[@strhopper1]

Imagine complaining about something you enjoy being too long

[@wallofriogrande]

Not anything against Vito, he has his place, but I could listen to Dick for hours. He is just naturally funny like Cumia. I dont always agree with the politics but it's always funny.

[@Jombo1]

There's something particularly funny about Dick teasing the results of Vito's weight loss while Vito chomps down on nachos and mtn dew.

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Real time stress eating

[@RedOzobBogdo]

I can't believe Vito actually made it.

[@OliverKlozzofff]

Man, what an episode. When Vito just off the cuff started rattling off FBI crime statistics, I was blown away...

[@destructionor]

"im gonna eat my way back to 310 to spite everyone" as he shovels taco bell down his throat

[@tubetime345]

I love to see Vito smiling that much, very genuine

[@Thebabybadass101]

I could tell Vito would win he looked visibly less dense.

[@JJ-xw8sv]

1:44:02 Vito Loses FINAL RESULTS!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------- 7:10 Show starts 16:03 Intro 26:40 Viewer comments 38:37 Last week's winner -------------------------------------------------------------------- 40:03 Problem: Intrusive Thoughts 56:04 Problem: Chump Syndrome 1:08:46 Problem: American Privelige 1:24:50 Problem: Work Holiday Parties -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1:31:04 Voicemails -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1:44:02 Vito Loses FINAL RESULTS!!!!! - 1:48:18 Actual results -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1:57:20 Superchats - 3:07:25 Alpha Core Ricky appearance -------------------------------------------------------------------- 3:13:28 End of show

[@JJ-xw8sv]

3 hour show, Jesus Christ

[@alexanderchippel]

Vito or whoever needs to start pinning these comments.

[@AM-fw6jl]

Thanks, Vito. Now we can all go on living another day.

[@MeatMonsterMan]

The transcript of the LOLsuit is still hilarious. Even years later, it's surreal that it actually happened how it did.

[@claptrapthedestroyer]

vito manifesting his maddox arc by burping sporadically!

[@jacobrothschild42936]

I am genuinely proud of vito losing that much weight. I hope he continues to progress.

[@alexslighter5250]

It was nothing a guy his size should have lost a lot more in 6 months lazy a.f

[@alexslighter5250]

May he have cardiovascular problems

[@thepope2412]

Several pounds of that was water weight so it will shoot back up 10 pounds next week

[@Asidders]

He will definitely bounce back

[@zakistoxic]

if this isnt the new standard length for episodes i will leave the patreon

[@MartinJPR]

2:13:10 that part really pissed me off, Vito. Move away from the microphone. Better yet, close your mouth when you are eating. Tasteless.

[@imarcuscicero8212]

I hadn't listened to Dick for several years, yet I got doxxed, so I guess it's time to start giving some buckaroos for spite once again.

[@GammaAKF]

I think you guys are dead wrong Maddox intended audience are people that only knew him through his website and youtube, but never listened to any of his podcasts or shows. Those are the people he's trying to convince. People who don't know enough to understand he's lying, who haven't heard of him for years, who don't know how garbage his podcasts are, and who haven't watched any if your content. At least those are the people who's comments he isn't deleting.

[@manpotion]

How would they not know him from The Biggest Problem when it was literally a video production on KZbin at one point? Also, what was he lying about? Those embarrassing poems written in children's scrawl looked real to me.

[@GammaAKF]

@dev8753 well, if you are here and don't already know, I'm not going to waste my time explaining it too much. Maddox started every bit of all of the drama by trying to do shady shit behind the scenes. If you're that interested you can listen to old episodes of The Dick Show to hear him talking about the drama as it happened or you can pay Dick some patreon money to see the bonus episodes where he goes through everything in Maddox's video he spent 5 years producing. Dicks cringey ass poetry (or song lyrics as Dick claims) is nowhere near the issue. Now, did you come here because you listened to the old biggest problem or are you a new fan of Maddox?

[@bluebroham]

1:28:25 Wasn't expecting to get so specifically called out.

[@BiggestProblem]

BEEP BEEP!

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Furry truckers? Wow, you guys really are everywhere, huh?

[@bluebroham]

​@@discipleofdagon8195We out here 🤙

[@pureradio5655]

VITOOOOOOOOO!!!! Holy shit dude! Shout out to PKA for the tips.

[@discipleofdagon8195]

That place is like the Oracle of Delphi, a bunch of weirdos huffing earth fumes and spouting esoteric knowledge that is actually applicable

[@hoodglasses8237]

How do I go back and forget these idiots exist?

[@joshuaperry4112]

Godzilla is so good it turned vito republican.

[@sinkhole420]

my intrusive thoughts are that i've completely wasted my life and ruined it with drugs, that i've overdosed years ago and i'm living in this weird purgatory/coma dream and won't/can't wake the hell up till i fix my awful personality, which is never going to happen. sometimes i get these flashbacks or panic attacks where i almost feel alive enough to know that i'm living in a dream. and as long as i can hold it together until it passes i can continue to struggle not to relapse

[@BobGeanis]

Show starts 07:10

[@KingEurope1]

Big McThankies from McSpankies

[@domiepotato]

Thanks man. Appreciate it.

[@kicksmechanic]

The pre-start banter is the best tho

[@wallofriogrande]

Vito. Don't gain the weight back. Keep at it. You don't want to be boogie

[@Joederk]

Where is the bonus episode? Biggest Problem with Santa???

[@EyebelieveTheNarrative]

Are Eric and Maddox coordinating to provide content for the biggest problem?

[@wallofriogrande]

Maddox only uses the dog argument because it appeals to the sensibilities of women

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Because God knows nothing else about him appeals to women.

[@manpotion]

@@discipleofdagon8195 Or rational adults

[@1BipedalApe]

Maddox is living in their heads, RENT FREE.

[@jhonviel7381]

lol this is all in minecraft my fellow israeli supporter!

[@ChideNorms]

Based on

[@alexslighter5250]

Dick has loved in madcucks head for years retard

[@MCHellshit]

That's nice of them, Maddox needs a cheap place to stay,

[@Sam-lf3hn]

So, in other words, they should never talk about Maddox whenever he does something stupid?

[@ross9804]

Ya know what my favorite thing on an audio platform is? When the hosts open mouth chew right into the fucking mic.

[@robertalvarado883]

It would be funny if this was Step 1 towards Vito becoming Liquid Boogie and he gets insanely jacked over the next year out of spite / for a joke

[@jhonviel7381]

Ethan Suplee understood this

[@EnormousKingCrab]

I normally shit on Vito, but he did good this week

[@psy0rz]

Also the vacations and disneyland visits made for great content in the show!

[@turkeysamwich00]

I literally threw my hands up and yelled "HE DID IT" like a soyboy watching his favorite marvel movie

[@shockmouths1]

Vito actually looks good. Keep up the good work Vito!

[@lordcorporal4247]

1:43:40 SEE Eric. You don’t have to just be on a team. They said something nice! 🤟

[@Destro7000]

start-the-show music slightly too quiet

[@ItzVeggie]

Post-sauna Vito

[@darkentheday9655]

the farting was really gross, but Vito just came into this one slinging zingers and jokes left and right. I can't tell if it's because he's eating while doing the show or if it's because of the weight loss.

[@private_0]

Great episode, thanks!

[@ericm1839]

Seriously congrats on the weightloss Vito. The first step is the hardest. Within striking distance of 250. Youve finally earned the hashtag: #VitoLost

[@BobGeanis]

Vito is #1 on my Ray P. list

[@felixvids7238]

i love tim rodgers videos? what are the chances that he could come on the show?

[@felixvids7238]

@@sinisis_sinisis i know but a part of me still wants to believe

[@kgonepostl]

The issue isn't how good we have it, it's how bad we'll have it in 10-20 years Vito.

[@ballsonthetablefilms9626]

2016 is back 😎

[@u4yk]

According to Maddox, Kiss is a hate group because they use that Sean Show logo.

[@JoeMutch-v2g]

Vito's weight loss victory is the best kind of victory, because he won with the least possible amount of effort.

[@raritymademydress]

These long episodes are a blessing for us wageslaves. thanks guys 👌

[@sauto4872]

I like when you guys get sidetracked on problems

[@captainwalter]

vito actually looks good good job bro

[@TheYokeOfFaith]

"drum roll" is my new favorite song.

[@HoChiMints2007]

Some say that the real MADDOX BLAST was the breakup letter he sent to 80s girl, years after they broke up.

[@Soberum]

Good job Vito on losing the weight.

[@LT3Fluffy]

Vito would be a loud chewer/smacker 🤮

[@Foghore]

vito i audibly cheered and woke up my gf hearing you win the contest im proud of you man don’t become a fat again!

[@joeimjoe]

LFG VITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@EddyA1337]

Good job on the weight loss Vito!

[@reachfan0809]

Imagine if Vito kept a strict diet with light cardio for for a year. He could be regular sized in a year and a half. Good job and keep goin bud.

[@-Perene]

The only diet that makes lose weight is KETO. And strict. Later, I mean, 6 months in, try TARGETED KETO.

[@alexslighter5250]

​@-Perene everything is bs besides cals in vs cals out retard.

[@Obi-Wan_Jabroni]

Vito out here cutting weight like MMA fighters

[@mbknightsmuse]

The yogi bear moment was legendary

[@kgonepostl]

Why are earth would you eat and drink directly before a weigh in?

[@MCHellshit]

They weighed him before

[@kgonepostl]

@@MCHellshit Thanks for clarifying.

[@hvnman_f4]

vito losing weight was 0.012 hamas

[@wallofriogrande]

Can't work at home with the construction but can work with the bugs

[@psy0rz]

Vito, some of those intrusive thoughts about having fans are just imposters syndrome. (Vote it up if it already was on the show!)

[@LoveRocketsable]

No lessons learned of course. Isn’t it funny though that the more weight vito loses, the more his lisp goes away?

[@askers_]

Alog dipshit lol

[@tdawg7764]

HOLY SHIT VITO MADE WEIGHT!!!!!

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

I don't believe Vito weighed 278. Never saw him on the scale. I think dick is being a good friend. Having those papers from his girlfriend at the beginning, was a nice touch

[@ChideNorms]

I can’t believe people are buying that shit….

[@ChideNorms]

@@zephirol4638ok bud. Yup.

[@Adshercott]

Well shit, now what am I supposed to do with all my GREAT weightloss tips??

[@kicksmechanic]

FUCK ALL THE MADDOX BULLSHIT!!!!! Vito I love you and I'm so glad you actually made weight!!! I'm super proud of you my boy!! Keep going brother! You'll like a chad in short time.. "you got a good jawline" you'll look like a God😉❤️

[@natedogg4341]

Hell yeah, Vito did it!

[@MattrickBT]

Injuries to the eyes are psychologically linked with the fear of castration.

[@reijei4070]

Vito re weighed and it was 282 obviously Maria lied

[@13igworm]

I liked the best debate, but mostly I liked rucka rucka ali. Also congratz Vito.

[@wallofriogrande]

You guys can make fun of the holiday classic stuff but I have literally not cared about the holidays in years.

[@Zennsunni]

That average salary of 77 thousand dollars is what it should be you dope, that’s not what it really is, if you take the top 1% it’s something like 35 thousand, and that might actually be a little high

[@buzzedbigfoot127]

his real name is George guys maybe hes just curious

[@kenthehobo]

Vito bro, way to go!

[@alexadame7389]

Dick and vito can you get sean strickland on as a guest that guy is funny

[@MattrickBT]

The messed up part about the nukes The US dropped on Japan was how many troops it would cost to land on Tokyo. If I recall something like 70% of the US Casualties were in the Pacific because of all the landings. I think they estimated that trying to take Tokyo on foot would take about 2 years and would result in around 10 million lives lost, with at least one million of them being American troops. On paper it makes sense why they did it.

[@akgonen60]

those japanese where kamikaze fighters straight willing to die they would destroy themselves just to slow the invasion down.... they refused to surrender even after the US THREATENED japan .. it was RUSSIA that forceD JAPAN to surrender at that point stalin hat opver 3 million troops ready to INVADE MANCHURIA FROM ALL CORNERS ... we dropped the nukes around the same time japan realizez they trapped by the red army we think japan surrendered because of the US threat BUT NO it was RUSSIA that forced japan to surrender

[@Batmania300]

Vito looks great already!

[@nyuzoo]

MADDOX BLAST

[@devinhoyt2935]

I'm not invested in your weightless at all, but congrats! Keep at it, or don't.

[@AaronHarver-dj4yq]

Might as well just give that money to Kyle and Taylor, without them Vito would’ve had a fat chance at making the weight in. All jokes aside congrats, I think I speak for everybody when I say we did not see that coming

[@breadman2060]

If you write out the lyrics to pretty much any song, they sound awful. The music is what makes lyrics cool.

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

1:48:00

[@matthiasia2207]

Godzilla in Palestine: Godzilla -Jew

[@flakkapossum]

Black Christmas 2006 13 minutes in…eye ripped from socket. You’re welcome.

[@Keranu]

36:29 Xanny Ralph prophecy made through the Ghost of Andrew Tate.

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

5:00

[@bananomem3642]

Dick please do multiple cutouts of the list, I wanna be on the show too!

[@p0intdk]

Good job Vito, double or nothing for the next 30lbs!

[@dalethedippa5822]

Everyone in the comments pretending that they're happy for Vito

[@especiallythemtho]

vito. you can and should drink as much water as possible. you don't hold water weight. you hold food weight. the ONLY thing that matters, is what you eat when trying to cut weight. unless youre a boxer, which you're not. and even they, do it only for one day.

[@psy0rz]

Lol maddox even did a whole Gozilla podcast series. (Which of course sucked)

[@allhailthepan1912]

Vito great job

[@thomrik]

ive never heard a better dig than "if you were in pokemon TCG, you would be a heads-tails card". This Call the Prayer was too good.

[@Tiptoegigolo]

Double or nothing on Vito lost.

[@Obi-Wan_Jabroni]

Vito 250 lbs JUST DO IT

[@Syzygy77]

Good job Vito. You can barely be motivated by money but we all found out shame is the real motivator in your life even though you have next to none of it for yourself. 😂 You could’ve lost twice as much but Good Job nevertheless.

[@slappydoodle]

Hahahahah daxipad is hilarious

[@gr4yf0x1983]

Corny WB's

[@KandieKitten418]

Replay !! WTG Vito!!