Biggest Sausage Disaster Ever

[@donutonahole]

I love it when Jesus Christ and Theodore Roosevelt cook with each other.

[@imdrew244]

top comment worthy

[@haydenthenarwhal9393]

Thanks, Roosevelt's voice will now always be Mr.Sausage in my mind

[@Noodles.Doodles]

Behind the scenes of an Epic Rap Battle of History.

[@DevinMoorhead]

Bully

[@cadenswanson3412]

How the fuck do you know what Jesus Christ looks like

[@OneFinalAutumn]

Charlie is the embodiment of anti-cooking. No matter who makes it, as long as he's around, it will be a disaster.

[@GravityK-b]

A disaster that is beautiful nonetheless.

[@phillipadams9764]

I work as a cook, and Charlie scares me.

[@Zackaria_sMax]

I just don't like people that are so scared of food/germs. They miss out on so much good shit. Like Charles wont/cant eat anything that was within 15 feet of a live cow.

[@azale2060]

Yes, even the great ordinary sausage has fallen to his curse

[@gvnady8380]

911 Likes! Someone call an ambulance..... but not for me (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

[@Imcrackinsarndyl]

It’s nice to see Ordinary sausage spending time with his daughter

[@Monkeybeam]

ok these jokes are no longer funny

[@vetrix215]

@@Monkeybeam 2.5K people disagree.

[@desertsane]

@@Monkeybeam ok your live is no longer needed

[@randomnesshappens7844]

@@Monkeybeam get rationed bozo

[@smileysatanson3404]

Makes sense, dude got a high voice, so makes sense his daughter has a deeper voice

[@Rocky.D.]

An hour long sausage disaster isn't even a surprise coming from Charlie.

[@someguy5135]

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[@ELSEBA152]

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[@coolperson8070]

@@newvideoonmychannel2431 0/10 stop self promoting

[@weakw1ll]

Dammmm i didnt realize the video was an hour and im 12 minutes in

[@stepmanialdash]

@@newvideoonmychannel2431 your vids are the vids that shouldn't even have a 1-10 rating. Call them abominations.

[@trash9378]

Holy shit Ordinary Sausages is hilarious. His dry humour + endearing awkwardness makes for great laughs.

[@user-rl1eq8ml1h]

@@someguy5135 what?

[@user-rl1eq8ml1h]

@@someguy5135 yea why?

[@tyrone5619]

@@someguy5135 How is race related to this video?

[@user-rl1eq8ml1h]

@@someguy5135 so racist or not?

[@johnbililake9725]

@@user-rl1eq8ml1h at least he’s honest

[@olojondro73]

First hamburger patty broke immediately, forgot to bring grinder, Matt's truck wouldn't work, food processor wouldn't work, corn on fire, flies everywhere, hot wine, no running water to wash the sausage skin, sausage skin not wide enough for sausage maker, second sausage skin broke immediately. At least Matt made some pretty good bacon! That he dropped on the ground... ah well

[@bluffy9538]

Teach me how to cook

[@ujadani]

that's the ideal cookout baby

[@duchessedeberne3909]

😂

[@BerryKnots2858]

A perfect Charlie video.

[@abbycarpenter4214]

this comment contained some spoilers

[@SaDoozy]

This was such a train wreck start to finish. It’s almost unbelievable that three grown men could mess up this terribly. That being said, incredible video.

[@kailawes175]

Seriously. My drunk buddies and I have made campfire meals that turned out better than this farce

[@GravityK-b]

Give Charlie a break his under a lot of pressure as he is auditioning for the role of Percy Jackson.

[@metalbunnE]

Well they do got some skill though. Flinging flying wieners around.

[@nu1x]

The Elements conspired, as usual. The Heat, the Flies, the Florida.

[@lunatheluma3804]

Watching them fail at grilling gives me so much anxiety but i love it

[@Freyjinn]

i love the collabs with ordinary sausage so much lol, his humor and charlie's humor fit perfectly together also all i learned from this is, corns and onions have layers

[@someguy5135]

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[@ks3223]

@@someguy5135 this video is so fake and terrible. I don't know why I clicked. I hope you have a terrible day

[@ks3223]

@@EyelingPlaylists some kid screaming at some guy in a mask. Super cringey and very very weird

[@SamuelSaveli]

you have never eaten an onion ? :D I thought everyone knows that onions have layers :D

[@tallontorres9056]

What? Did you not get that hamburgers also have layers?

[@projectonyx6491]

I love how bewildered Sausage man is at how absolutely nothing is cooking how it should. Like he's on an alien planet trying to figure out how the alien food works

[@kyle.s6646]

Charlie has that effect on people

[@dommyboysmith]

That grill was totally set up wrong though 😄 You should be able to close the lid and not have your top grate dump everything off of it 😁

[@mrpacker3114]

I like how Charlie has like 3 canonical dads, Matt, ordinary sausage, and his actual father

[@GravityK-b]

That combo has more masculine energy than a locker room of 50 men.

[@dedompler]

Matt's dad too

[@m1co294]

He also has two canonical moms; Tiana and his actual mother

[@dannyduncan66]

Every time I see Charlie doing something an adult would do, like cooking, my expectations of Charlie’s capabilities become lower and lower.

[@someguy5135]

Privilege points: 👦🏼 = 100 👦🏿 = 85

[@phonex2750]

?

[@jrmunro111]

He would starve to death if it weren't for Tiana, she's the real hero

[@namehere4285]

We are kings

[@blufoot-wi8zu]

@@jrmunro111 she doesn't cook

[@DansandoaTV]

Peter Griffin and Jesus should make a cooking show

[@angelbohorquez3442]

You botted your account

[@jordan3574]

@@angelbohorquez3442 fr

[@blagoevski336]

Lol

[@breakcoregirlxd]

@@angelbohorquez3442 was gonna defend them but it looks like you're right

[@DansandoaTV]

@@angelbohorquez3442 I didn't I had popular "meme" videos but I had to unlist them for the sake of keeping my channel "Original content" And collabed with joeys world tour in the past

[@BiigManGage]

Someone call Food Network get this man a show!

[@cyber-demon6847]

Didn't think I'd see you here

[@zachwilson6119]

He couldn't even peel an Onion let alone having his own cooking show 😂

[@ltistenlcolsley6934]

Sir bedrock

[@alexcash6358]

Get him on adult swim, adult swim cooking show anyone?

[@aarmy913]

YEAHHH

[@Lucky_360]

These three really share 1 brain cell but Danny and Matt hold it high in the air so Charlie can’t reach it

[@TheChompChomp]

this comment is underrated as hell...very clever lmao

[@fuvet]

Holy fuck lol

[@mitchelllauersdorf1499]

Underrated comment

[@toomanyhats7141]

Ordinary Sausage’s mastery of the sausage arts and Matt’s general competence for things are nothing in the face of Charlie’s cooking ineptitude.

[@nakeysnakey6220]

I've never heard a better compliment than "general competence"

[@toomanyhats7141]

@@nakeysnakey6220 haha, I guess I didn’t want to oversell his abilities. He’s like a Jack of all trades.

[@ZergIingLover]

@@toomanyhats7141 "A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one."

[@seuhro]

This is a great sentence

[@aspect1903]

It’s like these guys forget every cooking skill they’ve ever acquired when they collaborate

[@GravityK-b]

The power of friendship.

[@manictiger]

That's how socializing works I think. By myself: 146 I.Q. With other people: 83 I.Q.

[@K4inan]

@@manictiger Someone with 146 IQ doesn't spam "last time I was this early" comments.

[@zuscare3983]

@@GravityK-b it's not about the sausage but the friends we made along the way.

[@manictiger]

@@K4inan 1. I was making a joke. 2. Apparently some do. That's like saying "doctors don't meme". Apparently you haven't been watching Chubbyemu.

[@anthonyburke5147]

Charlie: "it's been at least 6 minutes" Matt: "s..since what?" Charlie: "since I started counting" 😂

[@GravityK-b]

That caught me off guard.

[@MadlesMakesVideos]

Time stamp is 23:38

[@ninobrown6479]

@@MadlesMakesVideos thx

[@MadlesMakesVideos]

@@ninobrown6479 no problem

[@crazywind3214]

Charlie: I'm not gonna bite into the onion OS: *Visible anger*

[@Sturdy_Penguin]

I empathize with Matt so completely, it's scary. He's like the guy with the fire extinguisher on the sidelines of a stunt, knowing things are going to go horribly wrong and just standing there, watching it happen with a resigned sigh.

[@joojojoj956]

Charlie is chaos and Matt is order There is something much deeper here but i don't feel like thinking about it

[@devonstoomuch]

Its bothering me that he doesn't understand how roasting things works. hes acting like its ruined because the outside is burnt.

[@L3ttuc3]

Matt is really the glue that makes like 90% of Charlie's content stand upright. Without him, none of this would even be remotely possible lol. Even the videos and streams he's not in, he's somehow the backbone of.

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@@devonstoomuch I mean, to be entirely fair that method of cooking corn WOULD look absolutely weird to someone who's never done it before. Hell, I'd never even seen it done before prior to watching this video. I only found out afterwards by looking it up that it actually works really well at both steaming the corn and giving it a smokey flavor. I always just used already husked corn since I love a good char on the outside of the food

[@funnyman3030]

Crazy to think this guy went from some random channel that charlie reacted to, to a fast growing channel with 610k subs and are collaborating.

[@gnisllehdracula9073]

What goes around comes around.

[@someguy5135]

People are drawn to animals that are similar to them. This is why trashy, aggressive people typically adopt pitbulls

[@torstenw5723]

That's basically how Charlie got big in the first place...if it wasn't for raywilliam doing a video about Charlie cuz of his dry humor he wouldn't be where he's at today

[@Lux_Aeternae]

@@torstenw5723 Charlie? Dry? He's the moistest man I've ever seen godammit!

[@peachyx1415]

@@Lux_Aeternae Couldn’t have said it better myself

[@Redwood1860]

3:26 “that’s the smell you love to see” -Charlie 2021

[@dermetaller15]

Ordinary Sausage is just so naturally entertaining and likeable. He should get his own tv-show. Maybe something like "Ordinary man with extraordinary sausages". Don't judge me, it's a work-in-progress-title.

[@samhandwich1326]

I think ordinary sausage should be the name and the other thing should be the slogan

[@dermetaller15]

@@samhandwich1326 Hm, sounds good, but may I suggest a different name for the show to match the ambiguity of the slogan? How about "Sausage Party"? It's stupid enough to be broadcasted on television, that's for sure.

[@samhandwich1326]

@@dermetaller15 isnt that already a thing

[@dermetaller15]

@@samhandwich1326 Propably. I'm not from the US, I don't know.

[@samhandwich1326]

@@dermetaller15 sausage party is a relatively famous show here I think

[@ddxpty343]

The return of the King of sausages

[@zhenhuawu8759]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXTGZIR6jJ6gmKc

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYekY4eAeMR1a7c . ....

[@RNBWTROT]

This should be the title of the vid

[@Aerynette]

Which one?

[@someguy5135]

People are drawn to animals that are similar to them. This is why trashy, aggressive people typically adopt pitbulls,,,,

[@F0RMAL1TY]

"But look we gotta start prepping the uh uh-" "Immune system."

[@EveMizgala]

Imagine this being your first exposure to Ordinary Sausage. Would you believe that he can make a nearly flawless beef wellington?

[@GravityK-b]

He calls himself "Ordinary Sausage" but judging from his amazing beef Wellington there is nothing ordinary about his cooking. "Extraordinary Sausage" would be a more fitting name for him imao.

[@fadiorsth3907]

lol can he?

[@EveMizgala]

@@fadiorsth3907 check out his beef wellington video. The crust wasn't perfect but the rest certainly looked perfect.

[@fadiorsth3907]

@@EveMizgala sure will sausage is a very important matter

[@matiasr6509]

Did he grind the beef wellington into a sausage?

[@MarshallDTeach1017]

Ordinary Sausage looks like Sgt. Slaughter and I can’t un-see it

[@someguy5135]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3-qlnVsbL6MZq8 ,,

[@crtg4672]

Damn I'm glad I wasn't the only one who saw that. I had to do a double take when I saw the thumbnail preview.

[@shadowitz1789]

Exacly my point! He look 75% Sgt. Slaughter

[@apostatecactus5355]

I thought he was Gus Johnson

[@donthavelove42]

I didn't see it first....now I can't stop thinking about it

[@electro109]

The sirens near the end were the police coming after them for their crime against nature

[@eboykromi1915]

ordinary sausage: rants about how hot it is in florida while being in direct sunlight charlie: talks about how he loves florida while under the shade

[@Dreamkiller48]

It’s pretty cool to see *Percy Jackson* checking out his human roots

[@happenedsafe6254]

Charlie is like that kid who always says he “loves to do” a specific thing (eat raw onion) until actually presented and asked to do that specific thing in which case he finds any possible excuse as to why he’s suddenly unable to do it

[@DavidDiPavlov]

He's literally made two videos of him eating raw onions though ("I am the master of raw onions" and "my onion talent show")

[@a_true_generic_gamer1104]

He seems to be a bit of a, for lack of a better term, germaphobe. I can't remember the term he used. I'll dive into older videos to try and find it.

[@macks1645]

@@a_true_generic_gamer1104 i know he talked about having ocd which probably had something to do with it

[@a_true_generic_gamer1104]

@@macks1645 that could be it actually. All I remember is it was in one of the videos about the poopsie slime surprise unicorns, also called the, "WOOOOOOO YEAHHH BABYYY" Videos

[@a_true_generic_gamer1104]

@@macks1645 kzbin.info/www/bejne/epioqICNaa1-sNU in this one here, he said he's afraid of being around people in the area. Given the time it was, and the state it is, I don't blame him.

[@crash64-]

Sausages: Treats literally everything like cooking sausages. Convinced that he can't eat food without using a food processor. Charlie: Afraid of Smoke, Meat, and Corn. Doesn't belong near a cookout to save his life, but can enjoy a good dog from a country over. Matt: Debatably the most component member of the Moist Crew. Actually kept the disaster meats from being charcoal or ice.

[@sapnupua5]

lol perfect summary

[@PedroHernandez-uy3pi]

Lmao matt is easily the most competent moist man

[@NoHandleThisIsntTwitter]

component

[@gayvagina7353]

The uncle The kiddo The dad

[@rheaswim3371]

add botulism to that list lol

[@jennyneon]

“I heard that someone didn't like sausages. Next thing he sees is a dog biting him. I guess that the dog was like a hot dog since he was pretty heated.”

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYekY4eAeMR1a7c . . 🌹🌹💫💫

[@someguy5135]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3-qlnVsbL6MZq8 ..

[@someguy5135]

@@TommyTom21 The two worst groups of mankind. Poor people and "ghetto" people, if you know what I'm saying.

[@enkeli3392]

@@someguy5135 L

[@ELSEBA152]

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[@olivia-zh6ou]

Charlie was prepared to literally hand-sanitize every food item that Matt touched with those tongs, I could feel it

[@Hydro-_-]

Charlie says a few things every time ordinary stops talking like a partner who didn't do their slides on an assignment

[@someguy5135]

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[@dannyduncan66]

Grammar?

[@joshuadeira5550]

@@dannyduncan66 Outside of commas and periods, and caps, it looks fine to me.

[@theheaddoctor6470]

@bruh lmaooo

[@monkewithearrings9535]

I tried way too hard to read this comment

[@LukiePookielebron]

Why is Matt always the only one with experience in everything they do

[@seasonedgore]

Good question

[@rongotron6377]

he is the most interesting man in the world, a jack of all trades

[@carjack1195]

Matt is the goat

[@Erik_coolman]

Mustache

[@thisguyisfuckinggay9312]

The Messiah

[@itsayn]

I love how low Charlie's apron is. Made him look like he's wearing an egirl outfit.

[@thh1226]

Charlie femboy confirmed

[@gayvagina7353]

Backwards made outfit

[@gayvagina7353]

Maid*

[@your_sweetpea]

You're actually so right and it's killing me

[@chyna5918]

i love how he still does the “of all time” Description

[@wellusee688]

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[@maxwu9954]

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[@thygoony4022]

Not a bot 😀🤚

[@uriwn]

@Spatza lmaooo

[@zoaib.]

Geez these bots are getting insane

[@Doc_Smash]

I love how Matt is just standing off to the side like a proud dad watching his son make a silly cooking video.

[@MoeruOkamii]

42:52 after over a decade, Charlie still greatly fears leaves. absolutely iconic

[@FidelCashflow_YT]

"Video starts, Charlie stands smiling wearing an apron in front of food..." Oh hell...

[@pocoyo4876]

Peter Griffin and Jesus just bonding together is very wholesome

[@here1359]

@Homunculus just report em them then its gone and they don't get replies

[@peachcobbler641]

@Homunculus why would you respond to a bot?

[@peachcobbler641]

@Homunculus by "bot" people usually mean someone that only does dumb things/ being a nuisance But I know what you mean The typical spam bots or what ever

[@crimsonfps1873]

@@Crowsie fr

[@brothersoats318]

4:20 when he throws the meat on the grill, the camera doesn’t pick up the sound of the sizzle so you hear it just hit the metal. And then he goes “gotta love the sizzle”

[@DPVT]

"There is no good reason to live here" - said every Floridan ever

[@wellusee688]

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[@someguy5135]

Privilege points: 👦🏼 = 100 👦🏿 = 85

[@RULERofCERTAINthings]

@@someguy5135 wow that's racist bro

[@someguy5135]

@@RULERofCERTAINthings How is it racist when I'm saying blacks are at a disadvantage?

[@Z31_300zx]

@@someguy5135 everything is racist now a days

[@Furugeru]

I can imagine me telling my children this story in the future. "The 'ol sausage boom of '21."

[@someguy5135]

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[@BerryKnots2858]

The way they cooked their corn reminded me of how my dad used to grilled his corns, charred. Good old times, miss him dearly.

[@AdamA8]

I love how Charlie was so confused why there was so much smoke at the start but kept wanting to leave the corn on fire.

[@wintersterling8175]

"Do you think I could chop a fly in half?" "Yes." "Out of midair?"

[@eternaldag]

"We're gonna slap it on the grill" Charlie: *throws it on the grill*

[@retroscept]

Ordinary sausage: King of the Edible sausages Charlie: King of the erotic sausages

[@someguy5135]

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[@JoeMama-hq7xw]

The edible sausages can be used as erotic sausages if you try

[@whyamihereFORSEN]

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[@godlikefish1193]

Why choose when you can have both?

[@shanehalf4977]

@@JoeMama-hq7xw The other way around too

[@proffeserdude]

God I feel bad for Ordinary Sausage in this one. I bet the dude was so excited and it was a disaster lol

[@mattymerr701]

They haven't done a collab since it seems. Might have soured things

[@moonlily701]

@@mattymerr701A year late but Mr Sausage moved to Chicago after this vid. He still brings up the cookout sausage from time to time.

[@ApplejuiceboxTV]

The best collaboration ever, Ron Swanson and Jesus.

[@sharkfinthesharkiroo7856]

Them: *Eats sausage* Also then: *Becomes NPCs idle walking*

[@GravityK-b]

30:32 Matt's run is more than evidence of this.

[@markmetivier1416]

I love how the upper grate is setup backwards and they don’t understand it.

[@niksimmons4448]

The amount of times they kept flipping the burgers and the crate setup drove me mad.

[@ProfessorPuffyPants]

I’ve never seen three guys more uncomfortable around a grill. The content with the sausage man is gold.

[@gunter3464]

4:56 The fact that Danny’s enjoying this so much made me smile

[@mr.unicum]

This is the most cursed event that ever happened to humanity

[@seqj]

Charlie: I've been counting Matt: where we at? Charlie: 6 minutes Matt: since when? Charlie: since I started counting

[@chasecastano3422]

This was a bad enough cooking video Charlie should react to it.

[@GravityK-b]

Bless the poor man over an 1 hour of him reacting to this scuffed event.

[@matthewroddy3911]

The more of these videos I watch the more I realize Charlie doesn’t know how to do pretty much anything lol. The next video should be him trying to change a tire. Cant wait for an hour of that

[@LK-em1bv]

How to wipe his own ass

[@ronpaulssecretary]

How to change a tire or how to change a wheel? I don't think the average youtuber can use a tire mounting machine with 0 training.

[@JonathanAlba]

@@LK-em1bv that's why he got the bidet...

[@miser_y]

@@JonathanAlba for realllll😂

[@idkdrew]

Matt Higgins I think he meant how to put a spare tire on...

[@voidtv8401]

It's just something about the matter-of-factness of, "Well, the marshmallow delight cooked in the sun" and then that not leading anywhere that kills me every time.

[@jakewunder367]

honestly don’t know what charlie would do if matt wasn’t there guiding his every move.

[@CrAzY6tothe6]

I like how in the beginning Matt looked like he was just gonna be on the side but ended up having to be fully in the video to cook.

[@marclenraymagdaraog691]

if he wasn't there would have been a huge fire By now lmao

[@TJ20232]

Charlie complains about Gender Reveal party fires. Almost causes a corn wildfire.

[@og_ma_ag]

"Lets sausage!" *starts cranking* Charlie: *AAUGGHHHH*

[@GoGoAmberBunny]

Ah yes, this is where Charlie's sausage went

[@TrueConscript]

Among us

[@DarthVader0001]

@@TrueConscript stop posting about among us

[@ManiacMemes]

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[@maxwu9954]

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[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

A

[@2222jdog]

Mr. sausage is basically dad, but watching him and Charlie play while Matt and Danny share bacon together is quite a hilarious role reversal

[@beefcakethemighty507]

11:44 - Matt if you some how happen to read this, yes the barbecue set up wrong. The shelf cannot pivot at the point where the lid pivots. The shelf is supposed to stay horizontal throughout barbecuing so you can get some indirect heat and more area for food throughout the cooking process.

[@MR.Someone000]

This is like Murphy’s Law: The Cook Out

[@jubbalubby]

Everything that can be burnt will be burnt

[@jackthecommenter2768]

@@jubbalubby ..

[@KingseekerFrampt]

What happens in the house of hydration stays in the house of hydration

[@someguy5135]

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[@richie404]

Hey Larry

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Hand sanitizer happens

[@NaoVII]

"I want to watch Dude Perfect" "We have Dude Perfect at home" Dude Perfect at home: 27:30

[@alek1766]

Matt is like the only competent person in the cook out. I mean they’re in the parking lot of a warehouse like wtf was their plan

[@solairewithanm9a163]

The best plan, no plan

[@jacobfromallstate4963]

& the girl recording the cookout 😂

[@ZergIingLover]

@@jacobfromallstate4963 it was a guy. His name's Danny, you can see him in other videos.

[@TerraHardcore]

Ordinary Sausage is the best special guest of all time ever

[@tomfoyll9344]

charles white: i dont scare easy also charles white: get scared of a leaf

[@Seto_Saotome]

A pack of off brand sodas would've gone well with this masterpiece of a cookout

[@ethan2090]

Regional grocery store brand sounds good to me

[@judahcooper3476]

I can't believe the new Percy Jackson is a cooking master too

[@someguy5135]

Privilege points: 👦🏼 = 100 👦🏿 = 85 .

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYnRZauoYrJor7s* .

[@anonymousgreen407]

@UNIT: THOT Destroyer he is commenting on a lot of comments just trying to make people mad and start an argument, just ignore him because he is just an attention seeker with no life

[@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans]

Seeing these two together again brings me so much joy.

[@nebulimes2143]

Ordinary Sausage is like the "my cabbages" guy of the Cr1tikal cinematic universe - he may be a minor character but that doesn't mean he's not a fan favorite

[@KrepsyK]

Accurate

[@thannatron88]

Ordinary Sausage looks just like how he sounds.

[@thannatron88]

@Spatza But DN is my god

[@RiasGremory1337]

@Spatza but I am god

[@Catsenui]

The alarms going off while they were all suffering was just too perfect 🤣😭

[@thatblackguy01]

The House of Hydration was one of the best investments Charlie's made.

[@Zack-wc5mv]

incorrect grammar, cancelled

[@someguy5135]

Privilege points: 👦🏼 = 100 👦🏿 = 85

[@someguy5135]

Sike!!! Those numbers represent each group's average IQ. XD

[@user-jj6cj4yg9m]

@@someguy5135 ????????

[@marvincompa1677]

@@user-jj6cj4yg9m pay no attention to the Spatza copycat

[@powermutt4209]

Charlie doesn't give a shit if he shows the building anymore but all the locals know and it feels so fucking crazy

[@cowgba]

Does he ever explain why they own a perpetually empty warehouse?

[@GalaxyStandard77]

@@cowgba too work on Content

[@Drakonus_]

@@cowgba Content.

[@duckpuncher4203]

@@cowgba G-Fuel

[@Verticom10]

Good content

[@sukablyat5325]

Alternative title “Cooking sausages with the future Percy Jackson and the infamous actor from the hunger games”

[@wellusee688]

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[@drkRoss89]

Alt Title: Jesus Christ and Peter Griffin get together to commit culinary murder.

[@hyperaije]

It's always great to see a son bond with his fathers

[@pengu4932]

Matt seems like the only one who can grill and yet he was told not to talk and wasn't supposed to help but ended up manning it anyway HAHA

[@phrail7347]

shits annoying

[@flumfabliau]

Yeah that was uncomfortable to watch lmao

[@wiedzmin8204]

Timestamp?

[@flumfabliau]

@@wiedzmin8204 idk like the first 20 mins

[@devanrose4717]

I mean buddy had no idea how to make corn on the cob so I wouldn't say he can grill. The husk being burnt doesn't mean the corn is burnt

[@lamarlamar1228]

It genuinely looked like everyone hated this entire experience XD

[@GravityK-b]

You could see in some instances even the cameraman struggling to hold the camera as he couldn't hold the cringe in.

[@conkerconk3]

the only channel where i can watch a 1 hour video, and enjoy every second of it

[@Sereomontis]

I honestly don't think Charlie needs to worry about botulism. He needs to worry about whatever curse this food has unleashed on the world.

[@cormortemmus4686]

even if the fire firce was there to watch the fire they would turn the food into cursed coal

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

Yeah the chances of botulism in general are astonishingly low, and adults are rarely at risk even if infected. Babies are by far the most likely age group to get killed by botulism - which is why raw honey is a HUGE no-no for young children. Seriously people, make sure you're giving your babies pasteurized honey if you insist on using it. It's a horrible way to die.

[@hayian2575]

You can see this poor sausage guy's soul leaving his body when each attempt to do the job done fails, I really feel bad for him :(

[@MinecraftInfo2000]

He’s just high and got a ton of anxiety bc he kept ruining the video for good ol Charls. That’s why He says the thing about perseverance and finding the optimal solution at each impasse. I could be wrong but given that sausage guy and Matt were wearing shades outside and judging based off the language/sentence structures/body language Matt was also high.

[@1990EscortXR3i]

@@MinecraftInfo2000 what?

[@MartyUsman19]

@@MinecraftInfo2000 you are high

[@linamiller4208]

@@MinecraftInfo2000 sunglasses are for the sun btw

[@gridview]

@@MinecraftInfo2000 wtf you just said bruh

[@jdbartist2]

This video at 2x speed is one of the funniest things I’ve ever experienced

[@aspect1903]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact Charlie gave up 3 years of sobriety for this video

[@GravityK-b]

3 years that's incredible. I often can't spent 1 week without drinking a fizzy drink.

[@wolfbones666]

Red meat sobriety? 🥩🥓🍖

[@ethan2090]

Do we know why Charlie chose to be sober?

[@wombwomp2983]

Sobriety shouldnt be a part of your identity just like drugs shouldn't be its not special. Just do what you feel like

[@aspect1903]

@@ethan2090 he felt like it

[@WestSydeThuugg]

I'm so glad Charlie brought Ordinary Sausage to my attention. Truly one of the greatest channels on KZbin

[@c-dubmediallc4933]

I have never seen so many guys that have no idea what a grill is. Much less know how to use it.

[@sebastiantirado3675]

Yea, that looks like a typical Floridian cook out. Lot of smoke. Lot of char. And fighting flies

[@nameynamename3758]

is that not just A cookout

[@canofbeanss]

@@nameynamename3758 yeah lame joke

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Grill rack not installed properly and everyone reacting like 🙊

[@nicholasd.6515]

This actually took me back when FilthyFrank was making the Cake series. Thank you, Charlie. Amazing content as always!

[@iwillbuycocainefromyou]

this was nothing like the cake trilogy

[@Sloptopgettingdrop]

Yeah, what the fuck would remind you of that?

[@joshri7183]

I've never seen so many guys afraid of a grill

[@mmohaupt]

32:15 ordinary sausage was so frustrated that he broke character lol

[@andrewramos7540]

Was looking for someone else mentioning this. Threw me for a loop and rewatched a few times to be sure I saw what I thought I saw

[@Catsenui]

Didn't even know it was a character 😳

[@benbebop]

this hour long descent into madness was truly a sight to behold. 10/10, one of the most beautiful films of this decade.

[@MushroomDetox]

I love Charlie and friends but MY GOD how can they make every task seem so difficult. It's amazing. Ahah

[@madilynmalm8524]

The three of them are just a bunch of two year olds stuck in grown men’s bodies that found some resources for cooking but don’t actually know how to cook so it’s just chaos

[@CodyTaylor115]

"Well what is it? " "Oh we don't get into those particulars" *has to look down to avoid dying of laughter * Oh yeah strong start im ready

[@wellusee688]

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[@ericmendenhall2867]

@Spatza he didnt even mention religion. Quit spamming this on every comment. You aint special because youre atheist

[@someguy5135]

People are drawn to animals that are similar to them. This is why trashy, aggressive people typically adopt pitbulls,

[@thenjdevil5102]

@@someguy5135 ?

[@something6886]

@@thenjdevil5102 dudes a troll