Joel looks like he watched the 34 sequels in a row and didn't take a nap before recording this video. Legend.
@audiosurfarchive Жыл бұрын
This is how almost all white dudes, age 27-28, look. EDIT: I say this as a disheveled albeit ""charming"" white dude in his late 20s--so I am told.
@Draqer Жыл бұрын
Thats a very specific way of describing what Joel looks like most of the time. Very much on point though.
@Gamerkat10 Жыл бұрын
I literally don't know how he gets his hair like that.
@dougthedonkey1805 Жыл бұрын
Joel always looks like that, remember him thriving at the opera?
@justanaverageguy912 Жыл бұрын
@@Gamerkat10 electric sockets.
@taleahharper7150 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when Sebastian yelled, “Ursula’s Crazy Sister!!” 😭😭😭😭 trying to just casually slip in the fact that she’s had a sister this whole time
@AgusSkywalker Жыл бұрын
I can't stop thinking about the "crazy" part. What does it mean? Are they implying that Ursula was the "sane" one in the family? Or do they have another sane sister, so this one is "the crazy one"? I have to know Disney!! Give me Ursula's family tree!
@zainmudassir2964 Жыл бұрын
Little mermaid 2 is a bad fanfiction. Dialogue is so forced and cheesy.
@TheGIJew. Жыл бұрын
should have gone with "Oh no! It's Ursula's crazy sister who definitely existed the whole time and we all knew about it!"
@LimeyLassen Жыл бұрын
"somehow, Ursula's crazy sister returned"
@medici__ Жыл бұрын
i busted out laughing 😭
@dandylionwine Жыл бұрын
Ariel's mom having enough time to gasp in disbelief *twice* before her imminent and very contrived death is the funniest thing in the world
@SuperHuscarl Жыл бұрын
That’s my biggest gripe with death scenes like that. Either make their death totally unavoidable, or tragically accidental, don’t draw it out.
@Lesbiwolf92 Жыл бұрын
She was self-aware and knew she was in a prequel
@megib901 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't move. She knew she was in a canon moment.
@SuperHuscarl Жыл бұрын
@@megib901. Lol, she gets locked in place by the animators while thinking “shit, shit, shit why can’t I move?!”
@Spencerdoken Жыл бұрын
Dude. Tens of merqueens die every year to slow boat crashes.
@Jessie_Helms10 ай бұрын
Cinderella 3 has the single best Disney clip ever made. King: “I forbid you to take ONE MORE STEP down these stairs!” Charming: “… Okay” _Jumps out the window next to him_
@GNF5410 ай бұрын
Cinderella 3 in general is a masterpiece “Let’s beat her with it”
@NylaTheWolf9 ай бұрын
LEGEND
@lunarialoonatic8 ай бұрын
*”BUT THE TALKING MICE SAY SHES THE WRONG GIRL”*
@Addishbug2 ай бұрын
too many iconic quotes: "hold the trumpet!" "LETS BEAT HER WITH IT" "Go get em twinkle toes!" "But the talking mice say shes the wrong girl!"
@briannabell9319 Жыл бұрын
“no matter what, some adult is dating some child in lady and the tramp 2: scamps adventure” is a hell of a sentence to wake up to after passing out to a chunk of this
@TemmiePlays Жыл бұрын
considering dogs age 6 times faster than humans, idk . maybe we can't hold another species to our standards
@WickedKatze Жыл бұрын
@@TemmiePlays if we were talking about real life dogs, I would agree with you, but these are fictional, sapient dogs created by a team of human writers who made the specific choice to include an adult/child relationship
@TemmiePlays Жыл бұрын
@@WickedKatze then it makes even less sense to lobby over a fictional, imaginary abomination
@lunab541 Жыл бұрын
Seems like some misogyny to me: the love interest is both young enough to get along with the the puppy and "mature enough" to date the adult dog. The writers didn't bother to consider if she was an adult or a puppy, only that she was "female"
@KLIXORthe Жыл бұрын
@@WickedKatze I haven't seen the movie, but based on the clips Scamp seems "coming of age" age, which is like 14-15, so as long as the girl is like 17 and the doberman is no older than 21, its really not that bad.
@Charles-In-Charge Жыл бұрын
Big Joel: Hates comic relief bird characters Also Big Joel: Likes that there’s a whole movie about Iago
@corncake4677 Жыл бұрын
Because Iago is blessed. Gilbert Godfried’s touch puts him on a level that no other comic relief bird can reach
@TheArKabZol Жыл бұрын
it's in his name. he's large. he contains multitudes.
@FSEThompson Жыл бұрын
Gilbert Gottfried was just that charismatic
@44waxwings Жыл бұрын
What they said. Also Gilbert went on to be one of my favorite TV characters of all time, Digit from Cyberchase, also known as comic relief bird character 😂
@ZeranZeran Жыл бұрын
Iago is the only one who was tolerable to be fair
@shadow81818 Жыл бұрын
Hearing goth Tim Curry CGI piano saying "They can't fall in love if they're DEAD" absolutely sent me. Amazing line, 10/10.
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose Жыл бұрын
Trust me, it only gets funnier when you've seen Tim Curry simultaneously voice his OWN Beast on Stories from My Childhood, a limited series of English-dubbed Russian cartoons that ran in 1998 (called Beauty & the Beast: The Tale of the Crimson Flower). Not only is it a testament to his immense talent, that he can play LITERAL polar opposite characters back-to-back and excel at both (his version of the Beast is one of my favorite depictions thus far), but it makes his anti-love campaign as Forte all the more hilariously (and unintentionally) ironic. 😆😉🌹 Example: Tim Curry as Forte during his villain song: 🎵"It's BLISS, to be alone!" 🎵 Tim Curry as the Beast to Stephen, the father of Anastasia (the Beauty): "I can live in loneliness no longer." (Followed up by seven other varied utterances of his crippling loneliness throughout the story. No joke, I counted).
@Liminalsubliminal4049 ай бұрын
A true hero to the aro community
@sarahcb31425 ай бұрын
@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose I know you wrote this forever ago but I searched for it and someone uploaded it on KZbin! Thank you for this experience. Haha
@GorgeGrouse3 ай бұрын
I also love Goth CGI Tim Curry piano, but can we also acknowledge that it's very clearly a pipe organ and not a piano?
@Backinblackbunny0093 ай бұрын
SPACE!!!!!
@MoonMusicOwl Жыл бұрын
The most hilarious thing to me about The Little Mermaid sequel is that Sebastian says 'Ursula's crazy sister! ', which seems to me that he's implying that he didn't think Ursula was crazy.
@Simchen10 ай бұрын
Yes I believe that is the intended joke they were going for.
@chasescorner29029 ай бұрын
That’s literally one of the only things people remember about that film
@420Kleiner9 ай бұрын
is ursala really that crazy? she was cast out by triton just for practicing withcraft, if that happened to me id try and overthrow the throne too Edit: nvm I was high
@alexwyatt29118 ай бұрын
@@420Kleiner I was reading your comment and thinking, “Mmm. Well, I kinda get what you’re saying.” Then I got to your edit and started dying laughing. I am _not_ high, so idk what to make of that.
@secretdoll928316 ай бұрын
@@chasescorner2902 Shockingly, I tried watching this movie recently and I can still recite nearly every word for word lol Little mermaid 2 was one of my absolute favorite disney movies when I was younger, but as a teen then adult, I was infactuated with horror movies.
@freydobaggins6252 Жыл бұрын
We as a society need to hold Mushu accountable for his crimes
@bigcoolboy96 Жыл бұрын
Time to make some mushu "pork"
@somethingelse4424 Жыл бұрын
I agree that he needs to be held accountable, but he is a freaky demon by circumstance and we should take that into consideration during sentencing.
@user-rv3xn3ki1u Жыл бұрын
I don't know who that was, but that was NOT Mushu!
@sigh824 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't he only in this situation at all bc he was being punished? how tf do you punish a guy for his punishment
@freydobaggins6252 Жыл бұрын
@@sigh824 death
@Grace-tg4oy Жыл бұрын
Tbf the love interest in the Notre Dame sequel is one of the very few people that isn't immediately repulsed by the hunchback. If I spent my life being verbally abused and someone came up to me making dad jokes I'd probably breakdown crying.
@greenybeeny7139 Жыл бұрын
Ding!
@panpolypuff Жыл бұрын
The first movie had a major tone problem that marred the moments where it totally nailed its heavy plot points. The sequel knows *exactly* what it’s about.
@falconeshield Жыл бұрын
@@panpolypuff I'm losing to a bird!
@andrewgodly5739 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think someone who actually went through that would be shocked or confused by kindness towards them. They'd probably be distrusting and think it's some ploy to get something out of them. It's possible that kindness would be perceived as an attack and the recipient would reject them
@rattyeely Жыл бұрын
@Watching EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH DUCKTALES!
@dampowl10 ай бұрын
Joel casually but confidently saying that Timon and Pumbaa "make love" really makes me laugh
@AnthonyBecker97 күн бұрын
That’s an archaic usage if I’ve ever seen one
@lonecycle4849 Жыл бұрын
Hearing the voice of Marge Simpson come out of anything other than Marge Simpson has shaken me to my very core.
@Naka-wc3yo8 ай бұрын
time stamp?
@Kyle-lf9qb8 ай бұрын
@@Naka-wc3yo2:43
@omnimonium8 ай бұрын
dude and then the character with patrick’s voice caught me so off guard
@Naka-wc3yo8 ай бұрын
@@omnimonium time stamp?
@ZiddersRooFurry7 ай бұрын
@@Naka-wc3yo Just watch the bit on Lion King 1 & 1/2. It's marked on the video's timeline. That or just scan through it. It doesn't take THAT long.
@jalapenoofjustice4682 Жыл бұрын
I like how Joel just decided to talk about these movies in a completely random order with no segways between them
@eclipserepeater2466 Жыл бұрын
I love every time he does really in depth about a particular movie he likes and then in the next sentence is talking about some other random garbage movie.
@01101111011010110110 Жыл бұрын
More creators should feel no obligation to give creative diarrhea the time for exposition. This is the kind of analysis served sloppy-style that is deserved
@lawnmower16 Жыл бұрын
I also like how many times he says self contradicting statements about how this movie is the worst, this is the best, this is the only S tier, this is the only Disney sequel that justifies its existence, etc etc when I'm pretty sure he's said that before, possibly multiple times
@AnInnocuousBlueCube Жыл бұрын
It honestly feels like he started ranting at one of his friends about this, stopped midsentence and said 'Wait,.should I be filming this? I should film this.' and just left his friend standing there without another word, for them to resume their life.
@LashknifeTalon Жыл бұрын
For a bit I thought it was alphabetical, since he started with Atlantis...but it was not.
@jamesmclane6036 Жыл бұрын
It’s pretty hilarious now that I realize brother bear 2 just wanted to do a shrek but didn’t realize the fact that “fairytale ogre” and “literal bear” are not interchangeable
@thesquaremonger Жыл бұрын
The girl is just a furry.
@louisvaught2495 Жыл бұрын
@@thesquaremonger You missed an "r" there and it makes it even more hilarious.
@LincolnDWard Жыл бұрын
"Can you just talk to the bear please? Can you just communicate with the bear for 5 seconds? You can talk to bears in this movie." is a fantastic line, and I think it should be mandatory in any movie in which you can, in fact, talk to bears.
@MYLAR. Жыл бұрын
Cocaine bear would’ve been so interesting under this new law
@Frostmourne86 Жыл бұрын
The biggest issue I have with Ralph Breaks the Internet is that it completely disregards the premise of "going Turbo" and the dangers associated with any game that has that happen. It was treated as terrifying to the NPCs of Fix It Felix Jr. when it was assumed that Ralph was abandoning his game, but Vanellopes' decision is applauded and everybody is just happy for her. WTF?!
@misteryA555 Жыл бұрын
I will give the writers this- Ralph's game absolutely cannot work without him, but Sugar Rush still has like twelve other racers. People would notice her missing but they can just use someone else like they did before Ralph helped her defeat King Candy. But without Ralph, nothing gets wrecked. This IS explained in the sequel and makes sense, although I think the premise is bad from the ground up partly because it feels like an emotional retcon even if it technically makes sense so I will not defend it beyond that
@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon9 ай бұрын
Her game worked without her since the first one, remember that she wanted a car for even be able to compete.
@bluedistortions5 ай бұрын
The game surviving without her isn't the point. The point is, they're all completely indifferent to her dying. It says several times, "if you die outside your own game, you don't revive." So one death in her new game, and she's permanently dead. This was the entire emotional climax of the original movie, as Ralph was willing to face permanent death outside his game to get Vanellope to safety. Now we're supposed to forget about all that? The rules for the universe and thus the attitudes of the characters have instantly completely changed with no explanation. If Vanellope dies permanently, who cares, apparently.
@littlefieryone28255 ай бұрын
@@bluedistortionsGoddammit that could've been used to actually validate Ralph's anxieties. Imagine finding out that your little sister or niece or whatever was considering running away to an extremely violent area where she could be permanently wiped from existence as opposed to staying in a perfectly safe sugar heaven that she's become bored of. It's not groundbreaking... but it's better than "This little girl belongs to me so I will break this game."
@mredbadger4 ай бұрын
Ralph’s life in Wreck-it Ralph 1 was fucking miserable and when people invoked Turbo, they were essentially saying it was selfish to want a better life because this one guy did a bad thing years ago At the end, everyone understands why he left, they let all the neglected homeless guys into Ralph’s game and the real Turbo dies. So I guess ppl are slightly more lax about people following their dreams Don’t get me wrong though this movie fuckin blows
@pavarottiaardvark3431 Жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about the Hunchback sequel is that it actually makes a lot of sense that Quasimodo, after the drama of saving a girl from being burned at the stake by a horny old man who also killed his mother, really just wants an average girl to vibe with.
@Zarastro54 Жыл бұрын
One of the most natural, down to earth romances Disney has ever made. Too bad the movie it was attached to is so sub par.
@invader_guy1171 Жыл бұрын
To this day I have no idea if when little joel says he "loves" something he actually means it or if he believes it is the worst thing he's ever seen cuz he seems to use it in both ways at any given time
@0meAcat1 Жыл бұрын
An explorer in the further realms of experience, haha; to be moved to great feeling is, itself, fun
@harrisonbrand8985 Жыл бұрын
actually this is Big Joel
@corncake4677 Жыл бұрын
@@harrisonbrand8985big joel is just his KZbinr name, little joel is his real name
@malta7406 Жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely glad other people have this issue too. I often have trouble understanding sarcasm and irony, and although I love Joel's videos, I still occasionally have trouble parsing his intentions. Still top-tier content though
@suezuccati304 Жыл бұрын
love isn't rational.
@kinodzeedza Жыл бұрын
Ok, for Brother Bear 2, I feel like it’s important to be familiar with Native American/First Nations/Alaska Native stories to understand the marrying a bear thing. In the Long Ago time, animals were people and had interactions with humans as any human to another human would have. Animals had their own clans and villages, but with different powers specific to their species. So a human lady marrying a bear and then becoming one is not that weird in that context, as there are a lot of stories of similar stuff happening. It’s less about finding bears attractive as it is more loving each other and the bear thing is a non-issue.
@baintreachas Жыл бұрын
I mean, the bear clan aspect is pretty specific, but isn’t Inter species relationships (often in a highly metaphorical sense) pretty universal in folklore? Animal wife is my favorite trope of all time (specifically, your wife has been a walrus this whole time aaaaand it’s time for her to go home)
@kinodzeedza Жыл бұрын
I can only speak from my knowledge of Native stories and those traditions.
@maddieb.428211 ай бұрын
@@kinodzeedzayou could have a sense of humor about it though lol
@LordOfTheFatties10 ай бұрын
Hey, well said, amazing context, thank you.
@AVspectre9 ай бұрын
Appreciate your additional info - thanks!
@Klaevin Жыл бұрын
"a lilo and stitch movie is good, proportionnal to how much lilo it has" truer words have never been spoken I love lilo and stitch, myself, but I have to agree that lilo is the reason you care about stitch
@Schemilix10 ай бұрын
Without Lilo, Stitch is just a feral quasi-sentient monstrosity hellbent on destruction after all.
@Backinblackbunny0093 ай бұрын
@@Schemilixno that's just a cat and the Internet loves cats.
@Schemilix3 ай бұрын
@@Backinblackbunny009 True, though cats don't tend to car jack. Yet.
@IanDresarie3 ай бұрын
@@Schemilix you hadn't met my childhood cat Mimi before her murder, clearly. She loved hiding in the car and taking over the dashboard at the least convenient times.
@Schemilix3 ай бұрын
@@IanDresarie I'm sorry Mimi died, though I have to say with the context, i briefly thought she commited a murder of a human and did time for it so you haven't seen her since...
@ataraxia7439 Жыл бұрын
I interpret the Wendi “I haven’t really changed” line completely differently. I think it just means that she hasn’t lost a childhood sense of wonder or kindness just because she’s also matured and grown up. It’s not that she hasn’t literally changed in meaningful and important ways but that the important things about her that their friendship were built upon aren’t gone and she’s still the same person Peter Pan became friends with.
@ataraxia7439 Жыл бұрын
oh but like sorry I really love your interpretation too I don't think I got that across
@xanderguyer7512 Жыл бұрын
I think your interpretation is the clear intent of the scene 😂 You're literally correct.
@xanderguyer7512 Жыл бұрын
@Fried Rice Okay, deleted my annoyed replies, but that's obviously not what I meant, come on.
@ashikjaman1940 Жыл бұрын
@@xanderguyer7512 no, I interpret your comment to say you don't like movies very much and that's literally correct
@JoaoVitor-ge4le Жыл бұрын
100% agree with this interpretation I really think big Joel goofed it this time. That's why little Joel is much better and smarter.
@ChrisBrooks34 Жыл бұрын
I love how joel looks increasingly unhinged, and this is gonna go on for an hour!? I'm ready
@darkypiemotica Жыл бұрын
But… but… he already started quite unhinged D:
@JohnDoe-ie9iw Жыл бұрын
He looks out of control
@nowhed Жыл бұрын
He looks like a tumbleweed
@damonedwards1544 Жыл бұрын
It's great, because he looks how I feel.
@elen5871 Жыл бұрын
looks like he is one 'letter from the wife bearing bad news' away from digging up the crate of whisky he buried on the island.... somewhere... if he can just remember where...
@lonestarr1490 Жыл бұрын
Lion King 2: Simbas Pride includes arguably the best song in a Disney sequel: "Not One of Us". If you ever felt like an outcast yourself, that one hits differently.
@MrGksarathy Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, that song slaps. Lullaby is also a dark banger, and Zira has always terrified me more than Scar. The power of hate hits harder than the power of envy.
@AudreyGalaxy Жыл бұрын
not one of us has been stuck in my head since i was eleven years old
@latrolettteeeeeee9 ай бұрын
Boo hoo another loner on KZbin who thinks he’s special because he’s a loner
@jhelp_the_fig Жыл бұрын
Joel looks like he finally regained consciousness from a 3 day acid trip and this video is the recording of him recounting his visions like a ancient prophet
@pacoromes Жыл бұрын
I've never seen this creator before. All I see is that he watched all 34 Disney sequels and that his hair is wild. I'm watching this.
@jonahdunch4056 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Joel club
@PazPony Жыл бұрын
Same- and it didn't disappoint!
@badger6882 Жыл бұрын
He’s Like That
@davitdavid7165 Жыл бұрын
I reccomend you watch some of his other stuff, including the second channel
@angiepangie9106 Жыл бұрын
welcome to big joel
@Orange-tf3bf Жыл бұрын
"They CAN'T fall in love if they're D E A D " genuinely made me laugh for a full minute
@gabslovestay Жыл бұрын
as a diehard Beauty and the Beast fan, Belle's Enchanted Christmas is the BEST fanon and easily the best way to get me to laugh. ESPECIALLY this line.
@grey29825 Жыл бұрын
Goth cgi Tim curry piano is my favorite character description
@starmanda88 Жыл бұрын
I too cracked tf up at that. Amazing delivery as always.
@kylehilfiker917 Жыл бұрын
Tim Curry is a national treasure. Goth CGI Tim Curry Piano is the 8th wonder of the world.
@bitski777 Жыл бұрын
I used to watch the hell out of this movie, love it
@pixiechan10 ай бұрын
The phrase "Flounder is an otaku now" is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, I can feel it.
@MiyaMam9489 ай бұрын
It was a nightmare of a line for sure
@Zarastro54 Жыл бұрын
I’m not sure the scene with Wendy and Peter was supposed to be her “placating” him. I think she meant that at her core, she was still fundamentally the same, even if she’s grown up. A caring, kind, responsible, and hopeful woman, just as she was in her youth, even if she has a different outlook and responsibilities in life.
@notacomputer5486 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see at least 43 other people with basic media literacy...
@brookejon36959 ай бұрын
I feel like it clashes directly with the concept of the first film
@mileskile95209 ай бұрын
Doesn’t he literally say he’s not sure if the movie notices that
@Ben-kv7wr Жыл бұрын
"would you still love me if I turned into a bear?" is a question no one asked but Brother Bear 2 sought to answer
@PodreyJenkin138 Жыл бұрын
Brave
@VannyBeumer Жыл бұрын
@@PodreyJenkin138 different type of love.
@MyScorpion42 Жыл бұрын
@@PodreyJenkin138 Merobiba
@bloodywilliam30834 ай бұрын
Baldur’s Gate 3
@awesomeekg14 Жыл бұрын
I love how Joel says random crap like how fighting raccoons is bad because they’re good guys and we’re just supposed to accept that
@JLB0880 Жыл бұрын
That’s not random crap at all that’s raccoon facts.
@tomisaacson2762 Жыл бұрын
Don't slander raccoons.
@taipanbrown1286 Жыл бұрын
Then you watch guardians 3
@GrayYeonWannabe Жыл бұрын
is he wrong tho?
@tetragrade Жыл бұрын
In these dark times Medium Joel is the only one brave enough to stand up and racpill the world on the FACTS the mainstream media doesn't want you to hear.
@jackmagic84209 ай бұрын
I think it's fine that Quasimodo didn't end up with Esmeralda at the end of the first Notre Dame film. His conflict was never "I want to be loved by a woman", it was "I want to be accepted by other people, at least for a day." And in pursuing that goal, he not only gets accepted by the public but learns to love himself by the end of the film. And now that he loves himself, he's ready to be in a romantic relationship in the sequel. I find that beautiful. Also, I love the dialogue between Quasi and Madellaine. It reminds me of the silly things me and my girlfriend say to each other to makes each other laugh.
@petermazug77048 ай бұрын
I agree that it's fine in the context of the movie, in fact from that perspectice it's good even. Quasimodo directly contrasts with Frollo, who feels entitled to Esmeralda's love. It's great. But looking at the whole Disney catalogue it is suspicious that for their one disabled character they had to write it in a way where he doesn't get a romantic partner at the end.
@nightthrasher248 ай бұрын
@@petermazug7704in the original story Esmeralda is in love with Cpt. Phoebus, that's probably why, although I can't REALLY speak as to why THoND doesn't follow the traditional Disney method
@NotMyRealName6 Жыл бұрын
Okay. "A prince does not 'woo hoo'." may be one of my favorite things I've ever heard Sir Patrick Stewart say.
@nemowindsor8724 Жыл бұрын
Quasimodo not getting the girl is well-considered in the og film. The first positive relationship he ever has is with Esmeralda - that’s not a healthy place to begin a relationship of equals. The films deliberately contrasts how he and Frollo vies Esmeralda - one sees her as a temptress devil, the other as a heavenly angel. Neither is her. Only Phoebus operates on her level and can ‘spar’ with her, literally. At a key moment, Frollo tells Esmeralda to love him or burn. Quasi, on the other hand, relinquishes his jealousy of Phoebus and saves Esmeralda with no expectation of romance. The end of the film focuses on him joining hr people of Paris as one of them, accepted as an equal. Too many films offer women up as a means to ‘save’ men through romantic relationships. Or to give value to men who are otherwise ‘not valuable’. Getting the girl would’ve just reinforced that for Quasi. Instead, his growing maturity and compassion earned him acceptance and a rebirth of his very own. That’s so much better than a romance.
@PersephoneDarling28 Жыл бұрын
And also Madeline and him just mesh better personality wise, their senses of humor are remarkably similar for example
@LimeyLassen Жыл бұрын
Yeah, totally agree. Esmerelda wasn't looking for a guy, she just wanted to be free. Letting her go was good writing. The girl from the sequel on the other had was very much shopping for a boyfriend.
@plagueknight8026 Жыл бұрын
I agree that it was the right way to go, but I also agree with Big Joel, if Quasimodo was an outcast for soley being a gypsy or something instead I don't imagine Disney would have went that route.
@princeapoopoo5787 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely 100% agree with this take, but I also understand, and hell, even agree with the disappointment of the ugly, disabled character not finding love. It isn't really something that happens particularly often in fiction so to see it not happen from the *one* company that really loves pairing up their protagonists ...? yeah, it does sting a wee bit. ultimately a good decision they didn't pair up quasi with esme, but still one that makes me go "huh, yeah, so when *will* they just let the ugly dude get the girl?" (or ugly girl get the guy, etc. etc.)
@plagueknight8026 Жыл бұрын
@@princeapoopoo5787 in media, but especially animation it seems we're lucky if they even depict an ugly (main) character
@karnagekarnival5127 Жыл бұрын
Mulan would understand the nuances of a political marriage. She was vying for an arrangement in the beginning to honor her family. I think it'd be a better movie if SHANG was the one that was uneasy with the concept. Shang did think less of Mulan as a misogynist, so did the other guys it'd be more meaningful if he was the one who now, even presented by dainty and obedient princesses, is concerned for their autonomy. It would both show us his growth, and give us an interesting arc. I'm not sure how you'd fully justify either of them thinking that Defecting on a mission that would avoid a war though. The ending is goofy, though that bit about Mulan taking the place of the princesses was good.
@lucyandecember2843 Жыл бұрын
o.o
@PopfulFrost Жыл бұрын
Right? Hell, imagine Mulan actually being the voice in favor of the arranged marriage, not because she thinks it's some inherently good thing, but because it's *practical*. They've both been to war, like hell Mulan's going to let anyone else go through what she and Shang both did, or let any other villages get burned down like that one she and her comrades saw.
@Albinojackrussel Жыл бұрын
This is a great idea, but it's also a very 2010's 2020's idea. 2004 wasn't ready for a Disney film with even that level of nuance about feminism (women enforcing it, men also being trapped into marriages they aren't happy with ect.). Hell, I don't think Disney is even ready for that now. But damn if this comment doesn't make me want a feminist historical fiction inspired by Mulan (all versions) and Mulan 2 (Disney's) but aimed at adults. Complete with foot binding and all the other horrors of being a woman in that culture and time included. Preferably aimed at a Chinese audience but including a cultural explanation voice over so I (an ethically and culturally british gal) don't miss the all nuance. They could even include a subplot about Mulan being used as a propaganda tool to get men to enlist to reference the original stories purpose.
@karnagekarnival5127 Жыл бұрын
@Albinojackrussel Idk, the original Mulan was already ahead on this aspect. The idea that they sing a song about a "girl worth fighting for" thinking of wives who will serve them, then the song stops to reveal a destroyed village, where Mulan picks up a doll reminding us of the little girl in the beginning. That shit was WILD for a movie in its time, acknowledging not only the aggressive sexism of a man like the Emperor's advisor or whatever that dude is, but also the passive misogyny of protecting a woman for what she provides, ignoring the inherent value of her as a person even when she isn't a romantic possibility. I think someone who truly loved Mulan, and understood it, could have arrived at this theme even in the early 2000s when this sequel was made given the leap of progressiveness they were capable of when writing the original. It's plausible. It's also plausible I read into it too much and it was incidental that sequence went as it did 😂😂😂
@hinasakukimi Жыл бұрын
maybe if they'd actually shown the men they were supposed to be marrying and depcited them as kinda scummy? that'd be a decent reason to be like "okay, this shouldn't go ahead"
@Azvee Жыл бұрын
Honestly, one of my dreams is to find out which person in the Aladdin 2 writer's room said, "Iago needs TWO musical numbers." Unironically one of my heroes.
@Sumyriaphantom Жыл бұрын
NO but "Boys boys you're both pretty. WE'LL ALL GO" is a BOSS move
@Shnugs Жыл бұрын
Cinderella 3 is unironically my favorite Disney sequel because of the scene where the prince jumps out the window. I can't believe you didn't show it.
@morbidsearch Жыл бұрын
It would just be redundant since the internet has already memed the hell out of it
@Begeru Жыл бұрын
@@morbidsearch I’ve never seen it
@Marvin-sj9lr Жыл бұрын
Thanks, I just looked it up
@tatianathays7597 Жыл бұрын
For me it's also the best Cinderella
@Zarastro54 Жыл бұрын
@@morbidsearch it’s not near as big a meme as it should be.
@GingerTyPerior Жыл бұрын
I 100%, no joke, owe my current career to Lion King 1 1/2. The special features on the DVD featured a “virtual safari” where you got in a little wildebeest ride vehicle and went through the story of the lion king as a theme park ride, except things went wrong. I vividly remember a scene where you enter a dark room and hear the hyenas laughing and see their eyes in the dark, then the work lights blink on and you see the eyes are just lights on sticks. I thought that was the coolest thing. Anyways, I work in lighting in themed entertainment now.
@WickedKatze Жыл бұрын
that sounds like the exact opposite of one of my favorite scary-movie tropes, which is when you get just a split-second glance of the monster or scary thing before being left in the dark with that knowledge
@Lisa-dv1xn Жыл бұрын
I thought this was a false memory I'm glad it's real
@emjots Жыл бұрын
holy shit! nice
@sanachanto Жыл бұрын
I love seeing comments like these, what a great formative memory. Thank you for sharing!
@kyletowers9662 Жыл бұрын
thank you for unlocking that childhood trauma in me
@certifiedboghopper9622 Жыл бұрын
genuinely surprised to learn that folks saw Ralph as Vanellope's father figure, Ralph reads way more as a brother or even an older cousin character imo
@bluedistortions5 ай бұрын
Until the end where he's making slow motion goo goo eyes at her, and then they're going on double dates with Fix it and his wife. That aspect of the second movie seems realistic, that she would get annoyed at how he keeps trying to create an emotional closeness she's not interested in, so she wants to get away, although not permanently, as he was a good friend before. And... he's 30, she's 6. It's pretty weird to want to hang out and confide in a kid when you're almost middle aged. Btw I didn't catch any of this when I saw the movie when it came out. It wasn't until I watched it 10+ years later with my kids that I realized Ralph, despite meaning well, is pretty effed up and needs therapy.
@littlefieryone28255 ай бұрын
@@bluedistortions...sorry what? I had to rewatch the ending to double check this, but there's no double dates or goo-goo eyes.
@TheGreatMelonyt Жыл бұрын
Athena's death was quite literally the most avoidable death in all of cinema
@ChristopherMB87 Жыл бұрын
Bambi II's redeeming quality is that they paid Sir Patrick Stewart to say "A prince does not woo. Hoo."
@BrickBuster2552 Жыл бұрын
"A prince does not woo hoo." --Gurney Halleck
@iggykidd4 ай бұрын
And they made him super hot, which helps a lot
@LindsayEllisVids Жыл бұрын
as a hunchback of notre dame 2 stan/scholar i can't believe you left out how the giant bell is beautiful on the INSIDE as one of the great hunchback of notre dame 2 moments
@Nyorane Жыл бұрын
La fidèle... 🔔
@mx.viscera2247 Жыл бұрын
LINDSAYYYYYY
@corncake4677 Жыл бұрын
So deep…. Says a lot about society
@CHUCKLZLORD Жыл бұрын
Never saw the movie, did see the design in this video. Jewels inside a bell, bell would destroy the hell out of those and would sound like shit. 10/10 perfect metaphor
@SS-xr7jf Жыл бұрын
@@CHUCKLZLORD it’s the normal expectations and requirements of everyday life that will ultimately destroy the beauty within us all. And we all sound like shit. 😌
@CascadePSA Жыл бұрын
About Aladdin King of Thieves, I actually believe Aladdin’s dad. The original Aladdin movie clearly showed a unfair distribution of wealth and power and he literally raided the royal family’s wedding. The people there were NOT innocent. They were the people responsible for upholding the social/economic hierarchy. I believe that Cassim is overall a good guy who is charge of a bunch of morally corrupt guys like Sa’luk.
@Zarastro54 Жыл бұрын
Aladdin’s dad is basically Arab Robin Hood.
@MrGksarathy Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I am a bit surprised Joel so uncritically criticized Aladdin's dad for that. I mean, some innocent people probably did get hurt, but it's difficult not to.
@amyb.6368 Жыл бұрын
At the same time, I thought that was the point of the character. He wasn't a good guy. Then through the film he learned that a life of stealing gold was empty, what mattered was his family, and he'd made a HUGE mistake abandoning them. Aladdin is the hero saving him, in that sense.
@baintreachas Жыл бұрын
@@MrGksarathy99% sure it was a vibe based joke
@BloodylocksBathory Жыл бұрын
The one big thing that could've made Cinderella III even better would be if the baker had more of a presence in the story besides just the end credits. The baker is adorable.
@Anelkia9 ай бұрын
Agree!😊
@jellybean2udios Жыл бұрын
I always thought Mowgli could talk to animals because he was raised by animals and learned they're language. And them speaking English is just to convey that Mowgli understands them in a way that we can also understand them.
@Paratet Жыл бұрын
Nope. Bears are just little guys we can talk to
@TemmiePlays Жыл бұрын
@@Paratet jellybean is right bc the humans don't understand Mowgli in the original he's just a savage or something
@Raygunpew Жыл бұрын
That was your mistake, applying consistent logic across two movies in the same setting. Shame!
@goblin-alley Жыл бұрын
you put lightyears more thought into this than the writers did
@ashikjaman1940 Жыл бұрын
@@Paratet just little big guys
@AutisticTea Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Joel latched on to the "Ursula's Crazy Sister" line because its been seared in my brain for over a decade. I laughed so hard during the hunchback 2 portion of the video
@dynaboyjl.4220 Жыл бұрын
Real ones remember lindsay Ellis’s Disney sequels video from ten years ago.
@codyxvasco592 Жыл бұрын
It's stuck in my head too but I can't figure out why. Is it because it's exposition basically saying: "Sudden 2nd ursula! She's like ursula but crazy and we only remembered her just now! That's what we're doing this movie!"
@AutisticTea Жыл бұрын
@@codyxvasco592 that's exactly it! It's somehow both the laziest and most efficient explanation of a character ever. Also, I have to wonder, if she's Ursula's crazy sister, then do they consider Ursula to be....sane? Sea witch Ursula? Whole garden of condemned souls Ursula? She was the normal one in the family?
@alpyki2588 Жыл бұрын
Its a minor trend in sequel media for Disney and once you notice its kind of funny. Because you also have Kovu, Scar's Heir, and Mozenwrath, Jafar Jr.
@alpyki2588 Жыл бұрын
@Will N Its really sad that Mozenwrath's voice actor unalived himself. I always enjoyed the character when I watched the old Aladdin TV series as a child, and made an effort to watch the ones that he was in.
@orangenostril Жыл бұрын
The "Kronk's eggs property of Kronk do not touch except for Kronk" bit is one of my favorite jokes from a Disney movie
@Midnightstar267510 ай бұрын
For stories like Beauty and the Beast one of the fundamental elements that people get wrong is that the Beast, aka the gruff jaded mean one, is the first person in the relationship to try and do better. He sees this girl just trying to be nice to him, not coming on romantically, but just showing him kindness and is able to recognize that his harshness is unwarranted. Then he decides to do better for her of his own volition (even if prompted by other characters), and when she sees his actual effort then she starts encouraging it and warming up to him. Sure they can have bumps along the way and old habits die hard, maybe he snaps at her or hurts her at some point, but the result should always be him being shocked and horrified at the result and needing to apologize and do better after. This is how a redemption story works, the character is jaded and mean but the kindness of someone else gets them to change themselves and be better. People see stories like that and then make the jaded mean one an actual asshole with no empathy. Then they make the romantic partner be the one to initiate romantic feelings for no reason other than “I think I can fix them” and endure endless mean actions from the asshole (often times framing the nice one as stupid or belittling them) until at some point the asshole decides they like them back, despite how annoying they find them. There’s no redemption or examination of the asshole’s behavior, and ultimately the message is “endure abuse and eventually they will love you back” which sucks and is actually toxic. Belle doesn’t have to love the Beast. When he shows he’s capable of being a good guy, when she actually sees him trying to do better, then she decides to reciprocate. She doesn’t even know about the curse or feel obligated to love him to save his life until he’s already sacrificed that for her. It’s a really wonderful enemies to lovers story and I hate how people twist it
@DatIzzyStardust Жыл бұрын
Whenever I say Aladdin's dad was hot as hell no one ever knows what I'm talking about. Thank you for this.
@Salukiprincess Жыл бұрын
I was going to post the same thing, lol! I felt so seen when he said that.
@prophetofbara1214 Жыл бұрын
Aladdin's dad is fine af
@DatIzzyStardust Жыл бұрын
@@prophetofbara1214 finally found my people 🤣
@aprilmercury8698 Жыл бұрын
fr he's exactly what I need in a man
@hc6157 Жыл бұрын
The fearless vision of this man to forego timestamps. We are supposed to watch this chronologically in one sitting as he intended
@matthewcron8842 Жыл бұрын
This is a director’s cut
@None-Trick_Pony Жыл бұрын
IT BROKE NEW GROUND!
@chapablo Жыл бұрын
It is a test of endurance. Not for the faint of heart.
@Drek492 Жыл бұрын
As Scorsese would have wanted
@skeetsmcgrew3282 Жыл бұрын
Who is craving like the review of JUST the Cinderella sequels and is sitting here like "Goddammit Joel, you seriously not gonna give me the timestamps so I don't have to sit through all this BS?!"
@AquaswanOfficial Жыл бұрын
the amount of adrenaline that courses through my veins every time someone talks about the Peter Pan sequel is enough to kill a horse it's my favorite Disney movie
@TinyToonStar9 ай бұрын
I gotta mentally prepare myself every time a Return to Neverland review pops up because they either just don't get it or they just disrespect it because it's a Disney sequel 😭 I'm a Return to Neverland defender.
@CC-ce8md9 ай бұрын
i was crying while he was talking about it and he didnt even like it aksjfls
@otakumatt Жыл бұрын
I think you may be overlooking stuff with the goofy movie sequel. The original was about Max and his dad fixing and reestablishing their relationship after what's heavily implied to be the death of Goofy's wife/Max's mother. It's never said out loud or directly addressed, but that is what the movie is going for. The sequel is about Goofy needing now to not only allow Max to grow up, but also for himself to finally move on. It is why he has a love interest in the film. It's more than Goofy getting past empty nest syndrome but to get to a point where he can rediscover what it means to be himself, and not just Max's dad.
@Backinblackbunny0093 ай бұрын
The real question is: was Goofy's wife Clarabelle the cow?
@YurinanAcquiline2 ай бұрын
@@Backinblackbunny009 I hope so.
@beefusdoesstuff5194 Жыл бұрын
2:48 Watching Pumbaa repeatedly encircle his bed was one of the most powerful psychological experiences I've ever been through
@praskovyakasyanenko6420 Жыл бұрын
obsessed with the way you transition from movie to movie without so much as a pause between sentences
@Zarastro54 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I wasn’t paying attention and was taken aback by some of the transactions like, “wait, when did he start talking about this?”
@seronymus Жыл бұрын
Ukrainian detected
@lisawisniewski3685 Жыл бұрын
Omg right? I was only listening to the audio of this at work and I had to keep doing a doubletake. And every movie "review" was totally different in length so I could never tell when one was even close to being over lololol
@weegee_47 Жыл бұрын
Fake Big Joelcels seething. A true Big Joel stan like me picked up on the subtle nuances of his commentary and inflections so I could usually tell when he transitioned from one topic to another.
@Begeru9 ай бұрын
Wait you don’t consider Iago a goofy comic relief character?
@eleri_theda Жыл бұрын
I hadn’t really seen the phrase “Ok wokelet” anywhere before but it lives in my mind rent free now just the PowerPoint spin into frame makes me laugh so hard
@xaviermarican4557 Жыл бұрын
I was about to get all up in arms about how he calls the tuba at 1:04:42 a French horn but, like, a tuba is a horn. And they are in France.
@mapleacorn6378 Жыл бұрын
Mulan in Mulan II: "But in my time, arranged marriage is illegal and looked down upon." Emperor: "Is that so? Magnifico! That's wonderful! I'm glad humanity has reached such a state. But you said you're from 1000 years in the future? Before you judge, consider the circumstances."
@spritingk6879 Жыл бұрын
"being arranged married is better than being dead, no?"- Emperor of China
@InfiniteAnvil Жыл бұрын
With just a small change they could have totally salvaged the idea! Just make Mulan's opposition to the practice something she recognizes is out of step with society - a personal conviction based on her own bad experience with matchmaking. Show her trying to be ok with it, trying to "do the right thing" by facilitating it, while watching the princesses and her soldier friends fall in love. Push on that conflict between duty/what society says is right and what your own morals say are right until it cracks, and Mulan "suddenly" turns outlaw, shepherding the three new couples to the only place they might be able to escape the Emperor's grasp: Mongolia.
@kylehilfiker917 Жыл бұрын
Don't you understand, Mulan? They CANT fall in love, if they're DEAD!!!
@StarvinLG Жыл бұрын
The emperor did not INVENT arranged marriages
@davidbowman2001 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for reminding me of that banger of a quote.
@tegxi Жыл бұрын
This video is insane it's so surreal and incomprehensible. What is happening. it's perfect. no sequel review sounds like any other it feels like every one gives the exact feeling of watching the movie in distilled form. It really does feel like you have watched all of these disney sequels and you've become one with them. are you okay. thank you.
@verybadwordforname Жыл бұрын
I love how there are no transitions from one movie two the other two lol its just so disjointed
@badger6882 Жыл бұрын
It's a perfect successor to Big Joel's old disney reviews from a few years ago, spiritually and literally.
@BL4RG4N Жыл бұрын
The "Tarzan and Jane" transition makes me laugh; his only comment about it was a ridiculously funny scene of Tarzan collecting diamonds for greedy miners, and then saying a blank black screen was his favorite scene from the movie.
@eeveev6320 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Joel but the pause followed by "why would someone steal a glass case" was hilarious
@taidko376 Жыл бұрын
I love how you had something nice to say about nearly each of the sequels and you had little things to appreciate about them (like little animation moments and cringey but cute dialogue). I feel like these days all movie reviews are snarky, sarcastic, and mean, shitting on every little nitpick.
@PennyLC Жыл бұрын
56:10 fun fact, Pomp and Circumstance was used at the specific request of Michael Eisner, because he cried at his son's graduation. He originally wanted to make the short about all of the Disney princes and princesses walking down the line and showing off their kids. really. Animators all hated Pomp and Circumstance, and so when Eisner said "well it has to go somewhere!", they decided to pair it with their least favorite short idea.
@LimeyLassen Жыл бұрын
God, there are so many stories of studio exec who think they're artists because they own an art company. The ego tripping, it's painful to watch.
@paisleepunk Жыл бұрын
last i remember, i thought the sequence depicted the princesses as pregnant wives
@lightning860 Жыл бұрын
Least bizarre Michael Eisner idea
@nkbujvytcygvujno600611 ай бұрын
Well, thank you for sharing the story anyway. I am glad people have a chance to know what the animators were forced to do.
@avian2487Ай бұрын
Was it fucking Breck? His son Breck who he used to try and figure out how to make disneyland better aimed at teens????
@MaddieM4 Жыл бұрын
You're right about the unmistakable vibe of Atlantis 2. It's not actually a promo for a TV show - it's the scrapped carcass of one! They started making the show, the original movie never quite performed, and they decided they'd slightly restructure and finish up the first three episodes and call it a sequel, so they could get at least SOME money out of their investment in the show. The rough edges are obvious and messy and exactly the kind of disaster you'd expect from its production story.
@davidlevy706 Жыл бұрын
The scrapped TV show was to be titled _Team Atlantis._ Among the episodes scripted and voiced (but not animated) is a _Gargoyles_ crossover, with Marina Sirtis reprising her role as Demona.
@MaddieM4 Жыл бұрын
@@davidlevy706 I hadn't heard about that! That's hilarious, and as a fan of both franchises, I'm sad we all missed out on something that would have been equal parts glorious and freaking goofy.
@Aquatarkus96 Жыл бұрын
In a more perfect world, an Atlantis TV series would be a great opportunity to tell stories from different mythologies and expose kids to different cultures and their histories. However, I think that if the series happend in reality, the actual Disney would not have delt with the premise with the care and tact it would need to not turn into a cringefest though.
@badger6882 Жыл бұрын
this hjappened to star wars too, didn't it
@sas.tronaut5055 Жыл бұрын
14:57 mushu’s change also devalues his whole arc in the first movie. he grows to care more about Mulan and her wellbeing then his position, becoming a true guardian and friend to her
@DeadBoneJones Жыл бұрын
Another odd thing about Cinderella 2 is that in every version of the story as far as I recall, her father is either a nobleman or a wealthy merchant. She spends several years forced to live as a servant by her evil stepmother, but she was born into wealth. She wouldn't be totally alienated by the behavior of the nobility even if she happened to disagree with it, but in this movie she's acting like a peasant who married into royalty.
@juliamavroidi8601 Жыл бұрын
It's even right in the opening of the original Disney movie. That huge house used to be hers.
@athenajaxon2397 Жыл бұрын
Isn't it said that her father died as a child and that she's been a servant ever since? She probably forgot her upbringing
@emilyb.8219 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that was the whole reason her stepmother married her dad, for his wealth
@Dycehart Жыл бұрын
Because.......she's being ABUSED
@lynn8656 Жыл бұрын
try as you might, old man, but you’ll never surpass little joel
@jaceylong8646 Жыл бұрын
little joel is the people's tiny hero!
@jenny_azoth Жыл бұрын
"the future is now old man" - Little Joel to Big Joel
@titania396 Жыл бұрын
If you look behind the curtain i am sure little Joel and big Joel are friends. In fact I would love to see a Collab between the two of them.
@jenny_azoth Жыл бұрын
@@titania396 their collab channel absolutely needs to be named "Average Joel"
@wyattfowler4868 Жыл бұрын
this joel is simply too large to ever be considered legitimate
@beccazach Жыл бұрын
I loved An Extremely Goofy Movie because I saw it more as Goofy not being able to let go of Max or accepting that Max has his own life and independence now. It's what happens when you have a parent who has made their kid their entire personality, to the point where they have no life outside of taking care of them- so that theme might've subconsciously connected with me on a personal level. And there doesn't have to be something 'wrong' with Max for the story to work, bc it's about Goofy's character development and attachment issues this time. Why would the sequel repeat the character development they already tackled and resolved in the previous movie? It seems like a natural progression in Max and Goofy's more mature relationship, and while it may not be as beloved, this movie definitely has a special place in my heart.
@thatguyknownaswill8180 Жыл бұрын
You can never convince me that 31:51 was in the script from the beginning. They definitely told him to make a sheep noise and he went “le behhhh” and they said “yeah that’s good keep that”
@joelpartee594 Жыл бұрын
The abrupt transitions make me feel like I'm seeing many Little Joels standing on each other's shoulders within a trenchcoat to pretend to be a Big Joel (who is also Mrs. Kronk).
@michaelahuss2123 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment fr
@arii1694 Жыл бұрын
Joel's tone of voice makes everything he says impossible for me to tell if its genuine or not, and I like it that way
@aformofmatter8913 Жыл бұрын
This comment is also improved by reading it in Joel's voice!
@eliasmg9144 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@anagonyaowusu31199 ай бұрын
Fun Fact, Djali the goat is actually a male, so depending on how you look at it the gargoyle in love with him is one of the first ever explicitly gay Disney characters!
@magnuswinther9019 Жыл бұрын
The bell is cool in Hunchback. Not just aesthetically, but thematically. Just literally beauty on the inside. Doesn't have to be deep for a kids flick.
@syntheticat-3 Жыл бұрын
I think the Peter Pan 2 line about how Wendy hasn't really changed after growing up is meant to reassure Peter that he doesn't have to be afraid of aging, that he can hold onto the most important/meaningful parts of youth without maintaining youth as your physical state, and I dig it.
@Mulbert Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I've never seen the film but in the book when he sees the adult Wendy it is kind of melancholy and he's a bit of a dick TBH, it's cool they included that
@DarthKain0 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean "Aladdin is innocent"? He's married to the Sultan's daughter and he does nothing to help the poor! He's like the epitome of a class traitor.
@LimeyLassen Жыл бұрын
Oh, come on. We don't have to turn everything into Discourse.
@DarthKain0 Жыл бұрын
@@LimeyLassen We don't have to take every comment seriously either.
@washada Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, but Aladin doesn’t even come close to Babe the pig. Babe realizes how fucked up the farm is from the perspective of the animals and carves himself a single, individual niche to ensure his survival. He will watch every other animal, including future pigs, march to their death and do nothing for them. To make it worse, he’s basically the equivalent of a cop. His job is to enforce the farmers’ (the state) will over the animals (the working class). Fly and Rex (I think that’s what the dogs are called) at least have the excuse of being born into that role. Babe was once in the exact situation as the other animals and still joined the oppressors. Babe is the ultimate sellout.
@alexbennet4195 Жыл бұрын
@@washada but actual cops also enforce important and good laws too, like the ones forbidding people from literally murdering each other?
@washada Жыл бұрын
So Babe is worse than actual cops. His job is basically to manage the animals/keep them alive long enough for them to be profitable to kill.
@DocChutney Жыл бұрын
i HAVE actually seen all of the Tangled TV show and so i am obligated to report that it is one of the most insane freak viewing experiences ive ever had, Tangled the series is mostly a sea of the most baby of baby episode premises (there are multiple "animal mascots team up to save the day" episodes because they keep adding so many animal mascots) intermingled with an overarching narrative that is insane and thematically anti monarchy positioning the power imbalance of the role of princess as inherently harmful to any relationships an individual of that station might hold, and thats all well and good but what makes it truly freak fiction is that the higher ups are clearly breathing down the necks of the people making those parts because the show can never go all in on acknowledging what the show is about, so a villain will walk on screen, explain to Rapunzel that she is a horrible unempathetic freak who is blind to the wants and needs of the people she calls her friends and incapable of acknowledging the risk to their safety the social power she wielding over them is to their wellbeing, and with no rebuttal to the completely reasonable reading of the character based on the events of the show the villain will go "actually you dont need to listen to my scathing critique of you Rapunzel im actually just evil" and the show can never develop rapunzel further because shes a weird mascot character. on top of all of this the creator of the show seems almost unanimously hated by the staff from what ive seen and after making tangled the series he went to work at the daily wire to go make right wing propaganda. after completing the show for the first time i created 2 filler lists that cut out half of the episodes of the show so i could actually show it to people so theyd believe me when i talk about how weird it is and no one has noticed the missing episodes really because there is some TRUE filler in this thing, like one episode ends with them going down a dirt road, the next episode opens with them on a 4 episode arc where they are on a raft and crash land on an island and have an island adventure and then they show up in a port city after escaping the island AND THEN after that episode ends the next episode opens with them on the dirt road from 5 episodes prior everyone ive managed to get to watch up to episode 16 of season 1 however has been locked in for the full ride because that episode is completely unhinged and brings to the forefront a lot of the anti monarchy themes the show toys with across its run. i dont know if ive got a wider point that i can compact down into a single comment but i need anyone reading this to know of my burden as the tangled the series understander
@Casparatis Жыл бұрын
my favorite part about tangled the series is that they gave rapunzel a hot and tortured retainer with whom she has a complicated and fraught relationship (romance novel) AND they gave eugene a trashy bestest childhood friend and gave them that big goofy musical number about how they're the bestest of friends and can never be separated in the episode with the evil plant (they have fucked like at least twice) and they still expect you to believe that this is a show that naturally leads to rapunzel and eugene getting married
@kaitlyn168911 ай бұрын
Do you still have the non-filler list? This sounds absolutely wild
@fluffyphoenix808211 ай бұрын
I know I'm late but if you have the non-filler list still, PLEASE let me know what it is. my friend, quite a while ago, made me watch the entire series with her, and by the time we'd waded through all the boring filler, my mind was so numb that I didn't really absorb the batshit moments as much as I WANTED to. I've been mildly curious to rewatch but I do not want to get through the filler again lol
@sardonicsardonyx3599 ай бұрын
waiting for the filler list
@serenitymoon8258 ай бұрын
We need that non-filler list
@TheDraconicBard Жыл бұрын
I feel like Mulan being against arranged marriages is pretty in character, considering the stress she went through in the first movie not fitting into expectations and the match-maker actively hating her, contrasted with the happiness she felt finding someone who loved her for who she is, without fitting into her traditional role
@MrGksarathy Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree, but in the context of the movie, she still comes off as shockingly naive.
@baintreachas Жыл бұрын
Sure but I’ve known people in analogous situations w similar reactions and she doesn’t act like them, she acts exactly like every white woman who finds out her foreign neighbor and her husband were set up by their parents and starts trying to emancipate her w Codmo magazines or some shit
@matthewv916911 ай бұрын
I feel like it's also about how she can't accept that arranged marriages can work sometimes. That she doesn't believe that the girls can be happy when they're being married off
@Furienna8 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's what I've always said.
@Furienna8 ай бұрын
@@matthewv9169 But the king's son was only a kid and clearly not ready to marry anybody.
@LP-bi4vc Жыл бұрын
How sad and tragic that Rapunzel escaped an abusive parent-figure who confined her only for her own family to do exactly the same.
@eliasmg9144 Жыл бұрын
The show gets better, I promise
@lunarialoonatic Жыл бұрын
I pretend the show isn’t canon. It goes against so many things the first movie left. Including the wedding they already have in the movie smh
@neonjays Жыл бұрын
@@lunarialoonatic It literally doesn't go against the wedding. It comes between the movie and the wedding short film, so it's more about the adventures that happen after the film ends but before they fully get hitched.
@lunarialoonatic9 ай бұрын
@@neonjaysI personally just don’t appreciate the extra additions like some secret kid??? So cliche, or changing Flynn’s rugged nature
@AugustQ-p1w7 ай бұрын
As someone who's seen (admittedly only the first season of) the cartoon it's not really like that, I think. Her dad bans her from leaving the kingdom out of fear for her safety- he's ultimately portrayed as misguided, but understandable. He's already lost her once and basically just got her back. He's not evil, he's scared. Also, the kingdom is pretty small, but "don't leave the country without my knowledge and permission" isn't that unreasonable of a request? Like, she's only 18. She travels within the kingdom on her own all the time in season one, too.
@alasdairgoudie9459 Жыл бұрын
This opening has truly inverse-Jenny Nicholson energy, like a demon sought to create her polar opposite
@c.w.8200 Жыл бұрын
Damn, that got me unreasonably excited 😂
@Anni_renee Жыл бұрын
he really said fuck the numbered list 😂
@russellharrell2747 Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that Large Joe is stepping on Jenny’s toes with this video.
@fionn9852 Жыл бұрын
i love their friendship lol
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 Жыл бұрын
but can Matter & Anti-Matter ever meet?
@MyDancingShoes Жыл бұрын
You know as an asexual I admit I've never thought about these attraction questions, but boy are they good ones
@darththespian4856 Жыл бұрын
to me the Ralph/Penelope situation feels like siblings who sorta raised each other and they struggle to separate as they grow into their own selves
@THATGuy5654 Жыл бұрын
Okay, the dragon, griffon, and unicorn all laughing while the other animals file onto the ark is pretty darn funny.
@spritingk6879 Жыл бұрын
I always felt like the short is fine, and pomp and circunstance is great, but together they just kind of become something highly dissonant, and they definetively needed some work around.
@kinoko5566 Жыл бұрын
I used to believe that's what really happened when I was a kid. Not from this movie, but the exact same thing.
@donnaquixote7538 Жыл бұрын
Tbh I had to watch that part multiple times to tell whether they were laughing or crying. 😳
@BloodyAltima Жыл бұрын
29:30 I actually liked that Quasi doesn't end up with anyone at the end of the first. The entire arc of the first was about him moving past his dependencies on Frollo and on Esmerelda, his physical dependence on Frollo and emotional on Esmerelda.
@Crasher1982 Жыл бұрын
Same, actually. They were EXCELLENT as best friends, such a great chemistry together and I'm glad her, Quasi, and Phoebus stayed just that - best friends.
@bishielurfer Жыл бұрын
@@Crasher1982Phoebus and Esmerelda were very much a romantic item by the end of the film. That was the only real issue I had with how they ended up. I think quasi not ending up with Esmerelda makes sense and is probably the healthiest decision for them. But her and Phoebus getting together felt really weird and unnecessary to me.
@Crasher1982 Жыл бұрын
@@bishielurfer Sure. I mean her and he stayed best friends with Quasi. I'm happy about that, they had great chemistry as BFF.
@michaelslowmin Жыл бұрын
Doesn't Quasimodo kill Esmeralda in the original book?
@Madwonk Жыл бұрын
@@michaelslowmin No, quite the opposite in fact. Though Quasi isn't necessarily a major character for much of the book; no, the book itself is entirely about architecture and the cathedral itself. Victor Hugo wrote it specifically because Notre Dame was crumbling, and he succeeded- our modern conception of historical preservation can be traced back to him! Spoiler warning: The book is a tragedy, Phoebus is evil and while Frollo is also bad, he's a complicated character who's trying to save his brother from a life of crime. Quasi has very few words spoken through the entire book, but my favorite character is the Hugo self-insert guy who loves architecture. There's also some incredible lines (as is typical of Victor Hugo), like "This will kill that, the book will kill the cathedral", in reference to how literature and public education removed the necessity for massive public works (architecture) for the illiterate masses.
@Annimations Жыл бұрын
My asexual romantic heart was so jazzed for a romance based solely on a persons’ being that I forgot the concept of attraction to bears existed and I am not happy Joel reminded me
@2fortsmostwanted Жыл бұрын
Joel, are you okay after this experience? You look like you've lived your whole life in a cave and have only known the world through shadows on the wall.
@MiyaMam9489 ай бұрын
Holy shit you fucking killed him dude
@morgangoodman2898 Жыл бұрын
Joel looks like what I imagine some unhinged Greek philosopher like Diogenes would look like in this
@badger6882 Жыл бұрын
in this... universe? century?
@badger6882 Жыл бұрын
both work idk
@edgarallenhoe3518 Жыл бұрын
Just from the clips shown here, i think the reason the banter between quasimodo and his gf works is because the voice actor for the gf is absolutely nailing it. Just hearing her laugh makes me smile.
@fortunekader9121 Жыл бұрын
That’s Jennifer love Hewitt! She was my first crush as a kid lol and the only reason why little me watched it. She also did voice work in Tom Thumb and adult me still finds her fine af
@vijo4249 ай бұрын
The banter between her and Quasimodo also works I think because you don't expect Quasi to have a traditional romance or get all poetic or anything. He's having a crush, and she is too because she's been sheltered, and awkward conversation with giggles feels plausible for the two of them. Its pure puppy love. It's one of the few things I think that movie got right.
@bigfanofsb653 Жыл бұрын
For literally all my life I thought an actor named Homer Simpson was the Genie in Aladdin 2. Every review just said "Homer Simpson" and not 1 said it was the guy playing Homer Simpson.
@Pipkiablo Жыл бұрын
I loved the Hercules series as a kid. My sister still sings Aphrodite's theme song whenever she makes a grand entrance into the living room or something.
@BradsGonnaPlay Жыл бұрын
Regarding the lines: “You’ve changed” “Not really” I don’t think we’re meant to interpret that as “Wendy literally telling Peter Pan she didn’t grow and change as a person,” but rather, she is reassuring him that she’s still fond of him and the memories they shared. (Edited for grammar and clarity)
@Kenpokid4 Жыл бұрын
Looking at it now (I haven't seen the movie since it came out), my thought was that people don't usually feel like they've changed, it's usually external observation
@someone_stole_my_handle Жыл бұрын
I assumed it was she's grown but she is still a child at heart Like that Walt quote that goes something like "I don't make movies for children I make movies for the child inside all of us be they 6 or 60" Like she still believes in happiness, dreams, magic and stuff
@caittails Жыл бұрын
Generally, if a movie is just a bunch of unconnected stories, it’s because they already tried to make a tv show but execs decided to not green light it. They’re not trying to segue into a show, they’re throwing together the studio’s garbage to try to recoup the money they already spent on it.
@TemmiePlays Жыл бұрын
enter the Aladdin tv series ಠᴥಠ
@laurenbradley6833 Жыл бұрын
Okay Bambi 2 is real good and I'm willing to fight about it. It's about mourning and life after loss, and about the great prince learning to be a deer/kid again. Also it actually looks like it had a budget and not like a great value version of the original
@pepperidgefarm1003 Жыл бұрын
I've been scrolling down reading the comments and it bothers me that no one has said anything of Joel's singing of Phil Collins and subsequent " *He fucking gets it, man. He-he's living it* " at 01:09:55 It killed me, man. He truly is living it.
@stormRed Жыл бұрын
I have to admit, "Why would someone want to steal a glass case?" Got a genuine laugh out of me.
@Carlos-Mora Жыл бұрын
Big fan of a "Who's on First?" gag in any movie
@whichcache2517 Жыл бұрын
@@Carlos-Mora It's a running gag in this movie that's meant to be a reference to the first movie's "Who's on First?" gag between Milo and Kida. {Kida: Tell me more about your companions. Your physician, he is called Cookie? Milo: No, that’s Sweet. Kida: What is? Milo: The doctor. He’s Sweet. Kida: Oh, he is kindly. Milo: No, no, no, that… that’s his name. Kida: His name is Kindly? Milo: No, Sweet. Well, I mean, he’s kindly, too. Kida: So all of your doctors are sweet and kindly? Milo: No. Well, l-I’m sure some are. Ours is, but that’s not a requirement. You’re missing the point. Kida: You are confusing me.} Man, this movie was so good...
@felicityc Жыл бұрын
@@whichcache2517 no, it is you who are sweet and kindly and good
@whichcache2517 Жыл бұрын
@@felicityc Yup, that's my name. Sweet Enkindlian Goode
@Backinblackbunny0093 ай бұрын
@@whichcache2517 true story: my old neighbors named their first child Milo bc they both loved this movie. I always thought that was really cute.
@antifagoat6591 Жыл бұрын
As someone who watched basically all of "Lilo and Stitch" the series, I know a lot about the different experiments that are in that battle scene… "crab stitch" as you call him is straight-up a theme park ride that I guess travels around the islands and spins people around all day. You know like those twister rides you see at every cheap carnival? Yeah that's the one place where he belongs. 10 / 10 great material.
@TomsThoughtsonThings Жыл бұрын
im only at wreck it ralph, but thank you for reassuring me that leroy is coming
@VexDylan Жыл бұрын
Also the only reason Crab Stitch is that big is he got hit by a growth ray on accident. He is actually the size of a bug because he was created to crawl inside machinery and destroy it from the inside-out by snipping wires and stuff. Lilo just decided to leave him that big and serve as a replacement for one of the carnival rides he destroyed. So yeah, theres a lot going on with him.
@CDM2004Alt Жыл бұрын
Give this man some credit for being one of the most people in the modern generation to not talking about The prince jumps out of the window scene during the Cinderella III part.
@MightyMurloc Жыл бұрын
Atlantis 2 particularly fascinates me, because they tried to mimic Mike Mingnola's art style without any shadows. Which baffles me, as anyone who's read a Mignola comic knows 90% of the ink is black.
@waywardh9528 Жыл бұрын
Starting off with Atlantis 2? Not even going to ease us into the trauma, are you?
@sadakotetsuwan9229 Жыл бұрын
At first I thought we were going alphabetically but yikes, it really is one of the worst.
@psychicbyinternet Жыл бұрын
Yeah I know. No lube or anything.
@Paratet Жыл бұрын
27:40 "It's a movie with 15 minutes of absolute perfection, and the rest of it just exists to haunt you." Basically described 90% of all things that feature Tim Curry.
@LimeyLassen Жыл бұрын
He's like Nicholas Cage for gay vampires
@Paratet Жыл бұрын
@@LimeyLassen accurate... Extremely accurate. Might explain why I liked Renfield so much lol.
@JPH1138 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm... It, Muppet Treasure Island, Fern Gully, The Worst Witch, Red Alert 3, Scary Movie 2, Terry Pratchett's The Colour of Magic... I really think you're onto something
@louie297 Жыл бұрын
@@JPH1138 you leave muppet treasure island out of this
@kirara2516 Жыл бұрын
There are some exceptions. Darkwing Duck is one of them. Tim Curry was only in 2 episodes, and they're awesome, but the show itself is also great. With a few minor episodes that suck.
@starburst22 Жыл бұрын
4:03 Sounds like Jim Cummings is literally just using his Tigger voice for Triton
@josephines3526 Жыл бұрын
disney channel sequels were 1 of my hyperfixations as a child.... i'd rewatch certain ones over and over. i love when ppl talk about them. its like this video was made just for me thanks (:
@degenermights2427 Жыл бұрын
Did you know, Walt Disney had a rule that he'd only ever want 34 sequels to be made for his moves, look up Walt Disney rule 34 for more information
@GabyGeorge1996 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha good one
@GreenKnight07 Жыл бұрын
Nice try buddy but everyone knows what happens when you put "rule" and "34" together
@Chillerll Жыл бұрын
I was searching for it but I can’t find it. Also I ran out of tissues for some reason.
@noviatoria2436 Жыл бұрын
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@dingdongism Жыл бұрын
Do you know why Irish bean soup has exactly 239 beans in it? [In extremely Irish voice] _Because one more would be too farty!_