Turning 40 - Vlog#10

[@cultcollectiblemerchandise5364]

I turned 40 back in July. Nothing I wanted as a kid has come true. Never became a costumed vigilante, never joined the SAS, never got in a single fight so now I live in fear I could be battered if it ever happens as I'm old and fucked. On the plus side I have touched some boob which I found nice. Oh and the only birthday party I've ever had was with me and my two cats but they didn't want to wear the party hats so it was just us three in a room and one spent most of the time behind the sofa. Happy belated birthday brother!

[@marekl]

I very much enjoyed this story, thanks Bob.

[@cultcollectiblemerchandise5364]

Thanks. I'm sure it made your weekend extra special hearing from me. Catching up on lots of your other videos today. Very funny.

[@sauljahboi5965]

I'm a decade away from 30. And I'm already feeling the same fear.

[@squalloogal]

Rewatching June ‘24 Happy Birthday 🎉

[@weebleny]

Dude, this popped up in my feed today/ 8 years ago? EIGHT?! You are catching up to me!

[@bethm263]

I realize this is almost a year ago now but I can tell you that 40 is just a number! You still have 27 year old ladies thinking you're adorable and brilliant. ;)

[@Phoenix_cataclysm_in_2040]

Happy birthday, mate. Back then it was definitely happy.

[@dazerfernaza]

Happy birthday Marek

[@dazerfernaza]

i watched the start of vlog 11 then this. The greeting to the builders

[@dan243811]

Happy Birthday! 😃

[@jenniferburk7965]

Catching up on your vlog and loving it. Turning 49 next week, so you're still a young man to me. :)

[@marekl]

This has made my day. Have a great birthday x

[@squalloogal]

Happy birthday Marek!

[@marekl]

Thanks dude.

[@chloem86]

Happy slightly late birthday!!

[@simonfeilder]

A terrifying glimpse into the future.

[@marekl]

Go bum yourself Feilder

[@4Slice]

Your the best!

[@marekl]

Thanks love. 'You're' though, 'you're'.

[@4Slice]

Marek Larwood Sorry.

[@B3tanTyronne]

Happy Belated Birthday Marek - there are some good things about turning 40 like.....um....well....who am I kidding, I am 43 and keeping wondering where the past 23 years have gone? /cries

[@marekl]

Thanks dude.

[@PowderedCowsMusic]

I turned 40 in the middle of last year which meant I couldn't go anywhere or have a party. So I'm gonna have a 41st instead. Which I'm sure will will great...... 👀 😭

[@kellyjay48]

Is it just me developing a crush on Marek?

[@marekl]

It is everyone.

[@PaisleyRae]

the tape made me crylaugh

[@marekl]

This is a serious video about the ageing process.

[@PaisleyRae]

forgive me. so sorry. i've made a grave mistake. *lays back down, closes coffin lid on self*

[@LightninLew]

Get yourself one of these for your next birthday - www.amazon.co.uk/Rapesco-Heavy-Duty-Dispenser-Rolls/dp/B002BB0D9E It's not quite a butler, but it doubles as a paperweight.

[@m1a1x1m1a1x1]

+Marek Larwood wtf? @2:53!!!! Jazz mags!!!! how crass, please refer to them as 'rythym magazines' from here on if you would be so kind. RIP Rik Mayal

[@ReeTM]

HB ML

[@sashadog4006]

Try 45! :)

[@squalloogal]

Lol