Bill and Gail Pull a Stent | Bill Engvall

[@BillEngvallComedy]

What's the craziest medical story you have? Are you trusting your spouse to help?

[@Steelscript]

My wife and I are both nurses. I could tell stories that my co-workers don't even believe 😂🤣😂🤣

[@carolervasti3638]

A black angus momma tried to kill me but only broke my back. My husband had to do everything while I was recovering plus helping me with hygienic things! He was wonderful!

[@danbytp]

Had a stroke 3 years ago.She called 911 and she has taken care of me through it all since.So, I trust my wife literally with my life and I love her for it.😁🤷‍♂️

[@TheWabbit]

Had a stint in for 2 months, I have no words for the feeling when the Doctor removed it! I will say a shot of morphine helped...a little.

[@dianem6951]

I have a friend that had an infection from a spider bite allegedly. She got billed $500 for ‘miscellaneous’ services. I don’t understand how the medical industry can just bill you an amount they want to, and call it miscellaneous. There should be zero charges in our healthcare called miscellaneous. That doesn’t sound very medical at all. It sounds like a business that just wants to charge you because they want to charge you. You’d think that a scientific medical facility would have eliminated charges that might be considered ambiguous. Miscellaneous charges are our Doctors charging us because they can charge us. They earned a degree that has extremely specific requirements in order to earn. I don’t think they have a curriculum that entails charging their patients paying for a miscellaneous diagnosis. Somehow that equates to charges TO us as ‘miscellaneous’ charges. I’m pretty sure they’d have failed anatomy class by just pretending that our anatomy was a changeable opinion. In the 2000. It is changeable. So far, thankfully our medical students aren’t taught that...yet.

[@francesrea5935]

I love this guy!! No cursing and funny as hell! I love his facial expressions!!

[@JO-pi8ls]

Uhhhh bill absolutely curses in his specials.

[@annegreenwood3624]

tie the string to the doorknob 🤣almost spit out my tea

[@vickycolburn8406]

121 people disliked this video then 121 people have no sense of humor! Bill engvall is one of thee best comedians ever to grace us in the comedy world.

[@johnpage5075]

Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well

[@judythompson8227]

I love this man. No two ways about it. 121 people are pills. And yeah, it does help to find the bright tiny light when things are not going well. Thank you, mr. engvall.

[@allanstriber5272]

Just means there's a121stupid people

[@DrgnLdyLizzie2001]

16k people love it, and that's good enough for me.

[@Kid-Pink_88.]

Tying the string to the door?! Oh, to be a fly on the wall for that conversation! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nancyomalley9959]

In the olden days, that's how you'd pull a tooth Now it's for removing stents???

[@saragrant9749]

And his facial expression!! 😂

[@davidbowers6707]

Next time I'm having a bad day I can look at that mirror and go "you know it can be worse"

[@nybsbfan18]

Nobody wants to touch that and say, 'hey, what's this'... 😆🙄

[@GAPeach58]

Life with this guy must be a hoot! 🦉

[@MrJr1976]

“You’re drunk and I’m high. This’ll be great”

[@savage4749]

Almost any party I'm at

[@JaysonT1]

@@savage4749 You must be proud?

[@savage4749]

@@JaysonT1 yes

[@shawncarlson2508]

This episode makes me laugh no matter how many times I've seen it 😂

[@CocktailsConsoles]

The joy of life: find someone who loves you the same way that Gail loves beer.

[@stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii]

WHAT MORE COULD HAPPEN TO ME AT THIS POINT!?! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe

[@merrycatsrus3383]

All I can say is I really like Gail

[@tarabryant2909]

Gail is all woman’s spirit animal.

[@Tyrunner0097]

Gail in this is like all of my mom's sisters. They would be doing the exact same thing, shotgunning beers before a DIY medical procedure.

[@thrillkill1184]

@@tarabryant2909 fuckin A I’m in love with women. Balls to the wall Badass

[@hillbillydelux]

She is totally a central Texas woman. All the women on my moms side are just like her.

[@eileenlester4342]

Same! 💜

[@Scavenger82]

1:34 "Great, I'm on Percocet, you're drunk, and we're performing a medical procedure." Add a pot brownie to the mix and it's a party!

[@matthewmoritz7837]

how can 147 people not like this genius he is halarious

[@stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii]

Because they have no soul

[@R.Oates7902]

*hilarious

[@ronlefty]

147 woke brainwashed pathetic snowflake losers who actually can do something like check marking a box without being instructed to do so actually

[@rosehathaway3490]

I helped my husband with many things in his 20-year battle with cancer. And somehow we always found something to laugh about because that's the kind of people we were. You just have to find the humor in it all so you don't break down and cry and fall apart completely

[@pinedapopi]

"THIS ISN'T A LOOSE TOOTH!!!"

[@TheOfficialBenStory]

Oh my god! That was YOUR CAR I saw with the stent hanging from the rear view mirror?!?!

[@horror_fam0847]

Oh man I'll never think my day is bad after hearing Bill

[@adamclapp896]

Oh my God. I'm dying laughing! This story is funny as heck! One of my favorites!

[@JohnWatsonPuppetChannel]

“Ma’am, just sell him for parts”. That’s pure comedy gold.

[@somanyhumanssolittlecommon6947]

I was terrified that she'd want to save the string alongside the bread ties! LMAO

[@lynn8101]

I really like the stories he tells he is just down to earth and a sweet guy I love the guy he will always be close to my heart

[@danbytp]

Being a middle age man and listening to a fellow middle age man talk about this stuff helps me finally get my dad.Love ya,Dad!

[@cstewart7764]

I would love to hear Gail's version of Pulling a Stunt and Bill tries Marijuana, both versions.

[@theriggsmama]

'Not with that look on your face, ma'am!' 😂😂 the whole thing was funny but that part really made me laugh for some reason

[@loriallenbaugh35]

I remember once going to my neighbor to ask for help removing a very uncomfortably large splinter. When I asked her she got a big smile on her face and her husband said "are you sure??". That came to mind when Bill said that line. 😂

[@adamheddins7743]

Just went through the very same process last week

[@berylwashington4198]

Gail sounds like an amazing woman.

[@SherryEReson]

Always good for a laugh…thanks, Bill.

[@edithsymmans3273]

I love watching Bill Engvail, a true comedian.... Bill is such a real treasure in the comedy world, a wonderful pleasure to watch and listen to, especially as there is no disgusting language involved, just cracks me up every time.... Thank you so much Bill for giving me a great laugh each and every time I watch you, especially now during the Covid19 Pandemic across the globe... Bless you man, you really are hilarious, an awesome entertainer.

[@dawnmasters6742]

I made the mistake of taking a drink of ice water just as Bill said, "Tie it to the doorknob..." Oh, my goodness! I spewed water out of my mouth AND nose (I hadn't swallowed it yet, though?!!) onto the monitor and keyboard, sucked ice down into my lungs and had a coughing fit that a teenage toker would've been proud of! I coughed so hard I damn near peed my pants! The kicker? I'M AT WORK! Thanks, Bill. You ever tried to get water off a monitor and keyboard while having a coughing fit?! I had to pause the video cause I couldn't hear over my coughing, snorting and choking noises! Love your comedy!!!!!

[@robinwarner8233]

That's hilarious. I laughed as hard as I did watching the video. I was already struggling to read cause of the tears, but when I got to the part about making a teenage toker proud I lost it. Thanks for the extra laugh 😂😂

[@lizzylu4660]

Love it!

[@JaysonT1]

Wow, I wish I had your job.

[@bellerain381]

Your story made me laugh as hard as Bill's story!!!

[@KeepSmiling4018]

Oh that was a funny read and no worries I have had similar incidents too hahaha golden when you least expect it to happen hey hahaha

[@juliel.bateson4971]

Hilarious Thank You for the MUCH NEEDED laughs !!!!!!!

[@msthecommentator2863]

Gail is absolutely me when my wife asks me to do anything medical related. "Wha-no! What if I hurt you?!? 😨" 😂

[@StonerAmongstUs]

Mine too, but has no qualms popping my spots wherever they appear 😶

[@zippedgerm3kellofkells]

"Why didn't you hit your target?" Well, someone put a cork in the barrel, so excuse me if I have trouble aiming.

[@GBRyker61]

Dang man. Poor Bill can't catch a break can he?

[@bruce-z9p]

I'm glad I got my shingles shots

[@bettycogswell9851]

Bill, Your hilarious....Thanks for the laughs...

[@brianstewart3897]

When you have a thread hanging from your dingaling, you might want to consider sitting down to pee.

[@Beezlie727]

What if the thread hits the water in the toilet? He never said how long it was! 😂

[@GoatzombieBubba]

@@Beezlie727 yes he did, 14 inches.

[@maryfisher6119]

Bill Engvall, you absolutely crack me up!!!!!🤣😂

[@danbytp]

Saw him live twice.He keeps getting better all the time!

[@lecleland1]

I went thru the same thing and he tells the story much better.

[@cherylbryan862]

HE IS AWESOME!THANKS FOR BILL!

[@styxx0500]

Gail: "it's too weird I need a beer to pull the string" *Next week pulls her tampon out and then tells Bill to come pull her string as revenge* 😅😅😅

[@daniellediller5070]

I mean I would lol

[@robinwarner8233]

Ok, now that I can catch my breath from laughing my ass off, I just wanted to say thank you Bill. I won tickets to see your in Portland Oregon in 2002 and you were at the Arlene Schnitz. My tickets included a meet and greet with you and please tell your Mama she did a great job raising you, you are so polite and nice. I hadn't laughed in years. I was angry and mad at the universe, but I had just started my journey into sobriety so I was right around six months sober and you made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to pee myself. But you know since that show I have not stopped laughing and I have you to thank for that. And yes this story does get told on occasion in meetings. You really helped change my life. 🙌🤛

[@johnpage5075]

Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well

[@galady8632]

Robin Warner - Congrats on your sobriety and for being able to laugh and enjoy life again.

[@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132]

*yanks it out like starting a lawn mower*

[@rosscockburn2269]

Been there - had two - one on each side - removed at the same time - Thank God Bill can tell it like it is for all of us!

[@davidhunterdavidhunter2991]

Mr. Engvall you have made my day

[@BackstreetsAngel7]

😂😂😂😂 You're drunk and I'm high Great!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@samhell2492]

Mine hangs from the overhead ceiling of our living room. It's a great conversation piece.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

I like Gail, bless her

[@kathylovingshimer6708]

Enjoy listening to Bill

[@kathleentucker1238]

My heart goes out to you Bill! Shingles are the worst nerve pain! I've had torn connective tissue, osteotomies, & nearly burnt the palm off my right hand, but nothing hurts like an active virus in your nerve tissue! Hope you got good meds!

[@renekackline2377]

BEngvall is hilarious! Love his story telling🌹

[@lbdhoyte]

That brought back some memories and a couple of bad trips.

[@sheilagreenhalgh5734]

Love this video he's too funny

[@emilasmith4279]

Oh my word. Hilarious!

[@nunyabusiness-xr9ci]

One of my favorite

[@kristenm4692]

I have got to travel the US to find Gail & shake this woman’s hand!!

[@sescuba6405]

Been there, done that - three times!

[@chrislaw42]

LOL...had many, so TRUE!

[@sheryldougherty282]

I love your stories. I have only laughed at a couple of comedians. You , carrot top, Howdy Mandel. I laughed so hard I cried at Carrot Top and Howey at the Colorado State Fair. Thanks for the laughter.

[@goudagirl6095]

Ohhhh Bill. You poor guy. I FEEL YOUR PAIN, man. I hit 60 and EVERYTHING started falling apart. Like hitting a brick wall I tell ya. I love listening to your stories, you definitely make pain sound ... well, hilarious! :-)

[@marisawoods]

I just had to do this! It's rough, you eat pain pills like candy, but then it's out and over, thank the LORD! 😂

[@sandicoleman1222]

I just love him lol

[@eautiger]

Bill, After watching this, I made an appointment and made the nurse do it. 25th anniversary around the corner, didn’t want to ruin it. 😂😂🤪🤪

[@dragondancer1814]

When I was scheduling my kidney stone surgery (it had to be the laser method because I already had a stent in to keep the larger of the two stones from blocking my kidney again, which is what sent me to the ER in the first place four months prior), I told them flat-out that they were removing the post-op stent because my husband is incarcerated (don’t ask), our younger daughter is in high school, and there was no way in hell I was asking HER to remove the damn thing! Nobody told me that the back pain I woke up with in the middle of the night after the stent removal would be the worst part of the whole surgery, but it was nothing 800mg of ibuprofen and a heating pad couldn’t fix! Yes, I have the world’s weirdest pain tolerance!

[@davidwhite5529]

Bill you are the best! Thank you for making me laugh in all your videos. If you ever come to the Dallas Fort Worth Texas area, I will be there to see you.

[@aprildaniels357]

STOP!!!😅🤣😂

[@RavenHeath]

Love ya bill

[@moisescarrera3692]

When are you coming to Minnesota Bill

[@lynn8101]

It's the funniest story I ever heard bill is the sweetest guy

[@johnpage5075]

Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well

[@lynn8101]

@@johnpage5075 I hope you had a goodnight sleep also

[@johnpage5075]

@@lynn8101 yeah I did my night was great just got done with my workout about to have my breakfast how is your day going over there now

[@lynn8101]

@@johnpage5075 I just got your message how you doing

[@WarriorMigs24]

So good

[@tinadaugherty9073]

Awesome!

[@Dolphin-cb9sq]

He is soooo funny!

[@davechism7142]

It makes MY kidney stone removal look like NOTHING! :o

[@andrewdarga6579]

3:12 that's a good idea but if you do hang it from your mirror you might tense up every time you get in the car 😂😂

[@evalynn383]

I like this guy he’s funny.

[@robertmccabe8475]

Sit down like I do lol 😅

[@KevinVanDettexl]

Mr. Bill Engvall, Very funny! LMAO!!!!

[@davidlang4546]

Not a single cuss word and still hilarious. No political bull crap, no racial, anti police or anti American rants. Just good ole wholesome humor that had me busting a gut

[@markusschaffer9712]

Bill just cannot catch an even break....lol.

[@Tiger313NL]

Sitting here at 11:18pm, laughing my head off. The neighbours must think I've completely lost it. But hey, can't lose what I don't have! XD

[@g-man2228]

I’m a have to shotgun a few beers! 🤣

[@davidb.turknett4447]

I've never had a kidney stone, but us kidney cancer survivors sure have a tale or two about things being stuck up our dingalings!!

[@delonteduvall6915]

I had my kidney stone removed last year. But when i first felt the pain i started to cry it hurt so much

[@khfan4life365]

I’ve had kidney stones. 10/10 worst pain.

[@dragondancer1814]

Having kidney stones was the first and only time I’ve ever been in pain enough to need a morphine shot, and as of this year THAT is the threshold that justifies high-octane painkillers like morphine! Yes, I have the world’s weirdest pain tolerance! When I had my gallbladder out 14 years ago, I only needed prescription-level doses of ibuprofen, and that was for the first four days. After my kidney stones were removed, I didn’t need ANY painkillers until I had the stent removed a week later and even then I only needed ibuprofen again!

[@richardhamblen5526]

HAHAHAHAHHAA!!! I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO..he said" I took 4 Percocet, she's drunk and we're gonna perform a medical procedure! This should be interesting."

[@theredpony631]

3:00 of he would have said here’s your sign I would have pissed my self

[@nejet2188]

Gail's awesome

[@Heathlane1403]

Very funny bill I would hate to have a string down there

[@conniesedona116]

Stent, not stint.

[@bob_._.]

Not a stint....a STENT!!!

[@AUQUA123]

I just has lint ;p

[@DustInTheWindAZ]

@@AUQUA123 No, that's LIMP!

[@swtchx209]

CHEERS 🍻 GAIL💪🏻

[@TheADzioba]

Is this whole routine on DVD? Because I really want to buy it.

[@jenhoney9741]

Allieoop!😂

[@thistlegal2154]

Is the part you want nurses to look at and say 'whoa!' going to be for sale? Because that's not junk, ya know. 😉😅😆 Thanks for the laughs, forget the dr, we need to put you in bubble wrap.

[@battledwarf4294]

This guy is hysterical

[@Tasarran]

If you have a string hanging out of your dingaling, you might want to sit to pee.

[@ristin59]

Hilarious!

[@chickenprepper236]

God I love you !!! Lol. 👍

[@UrBnZombie]

If you listen closely at 2:58, you can hear someone in the crowd go "heee hee."

[@emdee7744]

I feel your pain. I passed a kidney stone and it was agonizing! It felt like something inside was trying to shred me from the inside out.

[@dirtydave1889]

The nurses in the hospital jerk those things out like they're starting an outboard motor.