Living in the Hospital | Bill Engvall

[@AppalachianRocks]

She probably worked up a lot of courage to say "woah."

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

What's the joke?

[@christys8445]

Bill Engvall is the best storyteller EVER !!! 😂

[@iceheart974]

Of all time.

[@davidblanchard9506]

Bill I'm healing up from tougne cancer. So I sit home and watch your videos over and over. Makes me feel better. Thanks for helping me. Big fan!

[@juanpotgieter8406]

I’m currently recovering from getting a brain shunt implant done and I have been going through sharp abdominal pains watching this but I really feel connected with what Bill went through.

[@RandyCozad]

Went through tongue cancer for the second time in seven years hope you’re getting better. It’s been a journey but I’m still here. Laughter helps tremendously.❤

[@carlakenyon6073]

Humour is great for recovery! Wrote a paper on it in University

[@TomTom-ku6qi]

I pray fast and total healing of your tongue cancer in YAHUSHA’S! AlleluYAH ! AlleluYAHUAH ! AlleluYAHUSHA ! Hebrews 4;16 Psalms chapter 3 Shalom🕊️

[@betsyburns1825]

My nephew had tongue cancer. His turned out good. I'm sorry you have to go thru it all. Keep Gid with and you will be alright. Plus, laughter is the best medicine they say. I agree. It's made my day.

[@garymcaleer6112]

Life stories with self-deprecating humor are the best.

[@socalwilliams80]

Bill understands that life is funny. He reminds us all to remember that.

[@michaeldelia9048]

He needs to be on TV again, with another show. He's soooo good. Who doesn't live Bill

[@matthewclark6239]

I don't live Bill.

[@barrydlewis7768]

Maybe love. Fat thumbs?

[@SirPaladin]

nah; he's retired now. He earned it.

[@laurabragg8421]

He's retired from stand-up 😭

[@waltersteinmetz6915]

😮❤❤❤❤

[@HereIsRick]

He is so good. I love seeing a clean comedian.

[@sk8wiz32]

Wrong bit to use the word clean

[@edithdlp8045]

If you love clean comedy I recommend Dry Bar (Jeff Allen and Dennis Gaxiola).

[@tylerrousey525]

Definitely not a clean bit. He is talking about drug use too.

[@jamespfitz]

He's LITERALLY talking shit.

[@AlyssMa7rin]

@@sk8wiz32 The 'clean' is in reference to the lack of profanity.

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

"And she stands there." It's not a circus without an audience.

[@LindaSullivan-b7s]

😂😂😂😂❤

[@chriscross2001]

I love you. The only thing that can make us smile since we lost our little girl is Bill. Thank you for being funny

[@roserenee9805]

I'm so sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers 💜

[@chriscross2001]

@@roserenee9805 Thank you - she was our only

[@roserenee9805]

@@chriscross2001 Oh no, I can only imagine your pain...but if it helps, at least she isn't suffering and if you're religious then you may have comfort knowing she is cared for and is watching over your family 💜

[@chriscross2001]

@@roserenee9805 We are Christian - Amy was an awesome person. 16 years old and full of love and kindness - she never said a bad thing to anyone or of anything. She was so sweet. She's in heaven and she's healed now. She ran and played before the disease hit her - she's running and playing again. Her story is on Amazon - Something's the Matter With Amy free to download on the amazon kindle app. She had a disease so rare that it's almost never seen in children. Thanks for letting me tell you about her. Yes, she's in heaven but still, I want her back. I miss her so much. She was my best friend and my child - she was just a child.

[@billadams3861]

Having a kid like my Dixie & Jim just sucks !!! You don’t get used to it you just live. I wish I could do something, but there is nothing

[@teresahovey2266]

I Love Bill. He is so funny. No cuss words, no dirty stories

[@pamhoward5102]

Bill is very funny. He doesn't use nasty language. I rather heard his stories. You don't need use bad language in every sentence.

[@OfSoulAndSin]

I fucking do!

[@narliehs1648]

It's a personal choice, Pam. Do try to remember that.

[@karenlauer8890]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. So funny!!!!

[@robertphillips4773]

Gotta love Bill, because he keeps his routine (tries) to keep it clean.

[@justbrowsing8482]

“Well boys, I hurt mine doing the Cha Cha”…made me laugh my arse off!! Hilariously brilliant! 😂😂😂

[@saragrant9749]

I’d have loved to have seen their faces 😂

[@donnalevinne5112]

I love it! As a caregiver, I couldn't stop laughing!

[@jeffc5474]

Be sure to share this with colleagues!

[@saragrant9749]

Some of the best stories I’ve ever heard were from elementary school teachers and nurses - both have some of the most hysterical, awkward sounding moments to share 😂

[@thomasselbe2892]

Bill Engvall will always be #1 in my book! His jokes are just the relief I need after a tough day.

[@u4riahsc]

When I had a surgery scheduled, I ate only prunes up until the time I had to stop eating. It worked, I didn’t get clogged up.

[@ImperialCoffee769]

Bill's jokes is the types of humor that is doesn't need to have cuss words in it to make it funny

[@jasoncoultas1940]

Most definitely! We need more like him!

[@ImperialCoffee769]

@@jasoncoultas1940 I agree

[@chrisautrey5051]

Try watching drybar comedy. All clean jokes.

[@ImperialCoffee769]

@@chrisautrey5051 I been listening to that for awhile, it has some great people on there

[@thejoshsings894]

@@ImperialCoffee769 That’s why they have those poles in hospital and nursing home bathrooms in case you fall out of the shower 🧼 or off of the toilet 🚽.

[@skisrw]

Omg! It’s official after a bad day I need to watch him for 10 mins. I’m dying like tears are streaming from my eyes.

[@johnstonstone2728]

Bill Engval is a true talent. Funniest comedian I’ve listened to. Stomach usually hurts from laughing so hard.

[@keithchilstrom2077]

I've been a fan for years and yes I love the fact you don't have to use volgar laguage to make us laugh. Keep up the good laugh for many more years for us. Thanks Bill.

[@lynda6585]

Memories....my knee surgery, and physical therspy...😣...loved my pain med..BEFORE physical therapy!!.. Bill brings back so many memories...

[@leonardherrera6739]

your the best comedian of all time Bill!

[@Joker-11B-SYLV]

By far one of my favorite and one of the best family-friendly comedians I've ever watched. Grew up listening to his cassettes and watching his specials with my dad along with the rest of the Blue Collar team. Very funny and very entertaining.

[@grolan91]

Got to see him live in Helena this year, absolutely awesome show. I went from spare tire to six pack abs from laughing so hard.

[@elainewalls1965]

IDK why it took me so long to binge watch these. I feel sooo much better.

[@lynn8101]

Bill is a awesome comedian l loved the stories he tells I just love the guy he will. Always be close to my heart

[@cajunbradleycooper5771]

I love watching him in person a year are so ago at the local casino with my mom. We sat in the front row and loved every minute of it. He spoke about his trip to Africa with his wife . It was so hilarious.

[@brentshipman5909]

“Good brand; smooth ride”. That punchline had me dying.

[@jameswaas2405]

Watching his two videos on total knee replacement helped me laugh when i was scared of my pending knee surgery.and gave me some insight on what to expect.

[@katdoc929]

I miss my daddy so friggin much...I'm watching these laughing so much but have that little hole in my heart wishing he was still here.

[@anniehouse9702]

My favourite Comedian ever!

[@The_Dark_One784]

I am so using the phrase “I need to drop some friends off at the lake” from now on

[@Twisted.Ginger]

🤣😂

[@SicxMaggot9]

I use one similar to "the turtle is coming out the lake" instead the turtle is popping out of its shell learned that one from my uncle growing up lol

[@Payin_Attention]

We always said "Drop the kids off at the pool."

[@adamwilliams1216]

PayinAttention Cosby kids

[@adamwilliams1216]

Stock the lake with brown trout. Take the browns 2 the super bowl

[@beverlyjohnson6236]

I could listen to him all evening.

[@utoobr10]

And Christy gets public relations award for the year!

[@charmaineellithorp5587]

😂😂😂😂I am a RN and way to go Christy!! So many of us do not have that humor and are still amazing at our calling in life!!!!!

[@robinwarner8233]

I saw Bill in 2002 and I won tickets to the show with a meet and greet. I have the pictures in a photo box. It was at the Arlene shitz in Portland Oregon. I laughed so hard. It had been years since I've laughed, but I laughed that night and I've been laughing ever sense. Thanks Bill.

[@michealsharp8117]

Bill Engval is hands down one of the funniest guys I've ever heard. Life happens and he does a phenomenal job of making a show out if it. I would love to see Mr. Engval live sometime if I could ever afford to buy a ticket. Anyhow .. God bless and good day...

[@rocketsmom1]

Knee surgery is just like that...i swear. Read this before your next hospital visit before surgery

[@mrschuyler]

Just got out of rehab for colon surgery. Every word he says here is true.

[@tracyleys9800]

Your comment is three years old. I’m watching this as I am psyching myself up for colon surgery in two days. Laughter is definitely the best medicine!

[@kipnowlin3847]

I just found Bill’s channel a couple of weeks ago. I can only watch a few each night because I’m worried about getting dehydrated from crying. He is a perfect example of how a comedian can be beyond funny without any profanity! I wish today’s comics could learn that lesson.

[@Jeng4280]

I saw him live and laughed my ass off at him! Lordy he was hilarious!

[@maxtaunton4428]

Love him he is so clean

[@sharont2009]

Have seen this so many times. And yet? Still funny as hell. Thanks bill

[@bruce5168]

Your material is GREAT Bill, not doing to well in these times and I honestly have to say, thank you for making me smile, and then laugh. Thank you, God knows I needed it 🤕👍

[@mousetreehouse6833]

Isn't it wonderful how a real bellylaugh - with tears in the eyes - can put things in perspective?

[@bruce5168]

@@mousetreehouse6833 it really is!!👍

[@lvlinda6]

I have been a huge fan for over 20 years and no matter how crappy my day is, watching Bill will make coffee come through my nose & I’ll laugh so hard to the point I literally can’t breathe. 👍🏼

[@JamesWoodard1222]

I first saw Bill on Star Search in 1984. Since then, I have yet to see a bad set.

[@critical_failure]

That *was* a pretty...*crap*py day...

[@richardyoung1398]

LasVegas Linda me too. He really is the most genuinely funny, family friendly comedian ive ever seen. He really is the best

[@edithdlp8045]

Same. I am currently disabled due to a brain tumor removal and this applies to me exactly (unfortunately), but I still love to see him.

[@edithdlp8045]

Same. I am currently disabled due to a brain tumor removal and this applies to me exactly (unfortunately), but I still love to see him.

[@juliepyle4029]

I really like this guy. He's genuine Like watching him do the Argentine Tango. Blessings Bill.

[@christelvedo6281]

Saw his show a few years back, and he is truly unbelievably talented. Love his humor....not a 'dirty word' spoken!

[@stevewisniewski5860]

I nearly Peed myself laughing so much. You and the other three yahoos are just a great comedic tour but even by yourself it’s just amazing How you made me laugh. God bless and thank you for the Goodwill.

[@tarabryant2909]

This is why I drink coffee when I take my pain meds. Love you Bill Engvall.

[@cmpvariety1764]

Totally needed this laugh. I've been dealing with chronic migraines a lot, and you always make me laugh when I need it. Thank you so much.

[@TheWendyLea]

I always love Bill and how he laughs at his own jokes. I’ve been a fan since he did the radio run in DFW on KZPS way back when. ❤️

[@susanjohnson9795]

Miss seeing him & his humor.

[@renekackline2377]

So funny! Love how he tells stories.

[@johnyepthomi892]

Just found your work and honestly it's so refreshing!! Funny and immersive storytelling!!

[@annewilliams5527]

I am in hysterics! Thank you, Bill, you’ve made my YEAR so far!!!!❤ God bless. X

[@tessduff8345]

1 of the funniest live shows ever. I'll go any time he is in town.

[@tonyacosta4574]

U r gorgeous

[@tessduff8345]

@@tonyacosta4574 Thankyou

[@tonyacosta4574]

@@tessduff8345 welcome

[@anntilley9410]

You are my favorite comedian!!!

[@edithdlp8045]

I know the feeling of living in a hospital. I had a brain tumor removed in Dec 2018. Spent 2 months in a coma (Dec 2018 to Feb 2019), had a stroke in January 2019, 3 months in a rehab center (Feb 2019 to May 2019), 2 months in a senior center (May 2019 to July 2019) and 2 months with home therapy (July 2019 to Sep 2019). I also had a nurse that made me feel better. She was philipino. I have the best opinion about the philipino community. Thank you for your service.

[@dfuss2756]

I like to keep these Bill Engval videos for days when things are tough, then I can laugh my fool head off and it puts me in a better mood. Thanks for the laughs.

[@missg.5940]

D Fuss 😷😷😷Covid count now ten months later?😳😳😳🇨🇦

[@bobjeffries6532]

Absolutely the funniest guy in America 😂😂😂😂

[@nancyomalley9959]

Hospital bathrooms have pull cords so that patients can let the nurse's know that either they're done or that they need help. Christy was being extra cautious!

[@samscarletta7433]

He got the VIP treatment. 😂

[@davidsandberg7631]

No Christy was following hospital policy. So many people think they are fine in the bathroom than 2 seconds after the nurse walks out they fall off the toilet. Happens all the time so for pt safety the nurse stays close enough to keep people from slipping off the crapper...

[@PatriciaGruteke-gl1yl]

​@@davidsandberg7631😅

[@ChristinaVig-u4p]

Too funny.

[@dodgeman4360]

"Drop some friends at the lake" My boss would say "Gotta drop the kids off in the pool" I looked at his assistant and said "Can't his kids drive themselves?" he laughed

[@Kebutor]

They can't, their license got suspended for speeding. Little shits

[@jdoyle7137]

Kebutor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Aegirak]

I like saying “Taking the browns to the Super Bowl.”

[@thejoshsings894]

I’m so using “ I need to drop some friends at the lake” and “ take the browns to the superbowl”.

[@wingmanalive]

Getting old is a trip. In my 20's I'd sit and push a loaf out in 15 seconds or less. Now I'm 50 I now know why there are magazine racks in the bathroom. I can literally miss and episode of cheers dropping my friends off at the lake.

[@jamespfitz]

Too. Much. Information.

[@jamespfitz]

@@edithdlp8045 Not even your husband cares, why in the WORLD would you think the world in general would have any interest in YOUR SHIT?!

[@Missditabomb]

@wingmanalive: Way to much information, there, Bud.

[@deirdremorris9234]

@@edithdlp8045 Yep. Fruits veggies nuts and seeds and a squatty potty stool.

[@kennethboyer2338]

That's why the dvr has a pause button.

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

He's not kidding. I was on Percodan (with asprin instead of acetaminophen) for four years for severe back pain. I didn't take a crap from 2009 to 2011. No shit, literally.

[@amandahibbs3690]

Lawrence Genereux 😂🤣 I’m sorry but that’s uncomfortably funny

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

@@amandahibbs3690 Yes, it truly was.

[@renekackline2377]

Lawrence, that is physically impossible. A little EXAGGERATION going on. You would be dead if that actually happened. My pet-peeve,........thieves and people who EXAGGERATED.

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

@@renekackline2377 Guess what my pet peeve is? People who have no f'n sense of humor. Like you.

[@sandraoaks7887]

Lawrence Genereux, 😂

[@julieserpa9763]

I can’t stop laughing I’m a nurse and all you said it’s true I have to stay outside the bathroom to make sure pts doesn’t fall at least you were lucky you didn’t have to take lactose lol that will make you poop I love the way you talk about the walker lol your absolutely amazing glad you’re ok

[@Nobodyzfool]

Latulose

[@joywebster2678]

Lactulose we finally beat the spell checker and we 3 Nurses got it right!

[@bfoster2335]

Love this guy

[@missinformation916]

I was put on hydrocodone after major surgery and couldn't go for over 2 weeks, when I was in rehab!!! The angels sang when I was able to drink prune juice and go!!!!!

[@johnpage5075]

Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well

[@GreyTalus]

"Hey Mr Engval! Whoah!"

[@beanbagger2774]

What is supposed to mean. I don't get it 😂

[@kathaynsley1047]

I didn't get it

[@jade-leighmacdonald4599]

Also don't get the ending!

[@davincent98]

I saw the whole thing. It's a reference to when he had a stint and the nurse was trying to get him to calm down while pulling the stunt from his urethra.

[@carolelangat-fortune4557]

Bill Engvall is great

[@domingoromo8656]

One of my all time favorite comedians.🤣

[@bphillips2082]

Just love your comedy. Saw you once at Tulalip casino in Washington state. I’ve been kind of depressed lately and when I watched your skids it really brightens my day thanks

[@matthewnachel7112]

Bill Engvall is the most funniest comedian ever!!!!!

[@parakeet8157]

That's the way it is in the hospital. They have to check EVERYTHING!

[@johnpage5075]

Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well

[@dragondancer1814]

Gives a new meaning to being totally anal, doesn’t it?

[@alltoohalliwell]

I am laughing so hard because as a Nurse Aide, I've have to help countless patients to the restroom and ask those questions 😂 sorry. I didn't have to stay in the bathrooms though, just made sure cheeks were on the seat then I'd stand outside the door

[@frankgilbert5148]

Real humor is what we meed more of. Thanks!!

[@DarthTwilight]

I want to meet this Christy girl. I love a pretty nurse that has a demeanor like a box full of kittens sliding down a rainbow.

[@brooklynngreer0803]

I’ve watched you since Blue Collar comedy tour came out and I love you !! You’re an awesome comedian!! 🖤

[@PeggyV69]

OMG this was so funny I couldn’t breathe at one point. This skit gives a whole new meaning to “bathroom humor” 🤣🤣🙂🙂

[@epdlp4506]

I can relate. I was 2 months in a coma after a brain surgery. I had to spend time in 3 rehab centers around 4 months. I was on that same situation. I was in a walker and had to be cleaned and showered. So humiliating. I was surprised I was laughing 😂 after I went through the same story. I was constipated severely. 1:20 It took 2 laxatives and 5 days to be able to go poo. But at least the rehab centers treated me great and even gave me vegetarian food (because I have been vegetarian since 1994). And I am only 44 and I still use a walker and its November 2020☹

[@dandrake8788]

Should have said "I need to take the Browns to the Superbowl"

[@billdowney6891]

I need to take the Cosby kids to the pool.

[@killer13324]

I've got orders to bomb the porcelain empire.

[@billdowney6891]

@@killer13324 lmao

[@killer13324]

@@billdowney6891 it's a more manly way of saying it.

[@tonyacosta4574]

Or flush the lion's season down the tubs

[@jamesagwe2981]

"Rocks in my kidney" sounds like a song

[@thistlegal2154]

See? That high school latin class paid off after all lol I SO needed these explosive maybe with a little accidental urination laughs today. Thanks as always!

[@pamnicklas5536]

This was so like my experience with my double knee replacements! I thoroughly enjoyed it! And p.s.....Physical Therapy didn't just bring tears to my eyes...I was sobbing. 😭😭

[@johnpage5075]

Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well

[@u4riahsc]

I took time off work to care for a friend who had both knees replaced, not at the same time though. A physical therapist came to his house 3 times a week for a couple of months to make him bend his knees and he would scream like a little girl.

[@lynn8101]

Bill reminds me of my husband that was in the hospital before he died I think bill is the sweetest comedian around

[@GRAYHAHM]

“Cause I’m on a little drug called Percocet” first real one on the stage

[@andyhalstead3949]

Have to say from a 67 year old man from England. My wife introduced me to this fantastic comedian 3 hours ago I've warned her , I'll be up until at least midnight. Really like finding talented people.

[@AZKathy07]

Hahahahahahaha! My God, that's just insanely funny! I needed that.

[@ladym2398]

"Whoa!!" Bravo 👏👏👏

[@James-m7o]

I think Bill engvall is now my favorite comedian damn you are so funny brother. And I've even been there I know what you're talking about.

[@bestoutcomes]

He's right as regards percocet! Was on that pain med for 5 months after a major surgery. Funny as hell listening to this.

[@roserenee9805]

I need a video of his full show honestly. His new content is so good 😂

[@UncoordinatedPixie]

Watch it online. There are plenty of places to do it.

[@kevinlimo696]

Bill Engvall Just Sell Him for Parts.

[@mackenziekean7437]

"Whoa 👍" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lindawoods3266]

I didn't get that, someone tell me???

[@knxcholx]

@@lindawoods3266 she basically said "impressive size" 💀

[@1224dlc]

I’m so glad he has his own channel! Yippee! Love him! My parents love him!

[@LexieNeevel]

"I'm not kidding ya. I nearly had an anerysm just tryin' to fart!"

[@jenniferandrews6556]

Found Bill randomly back in 2004.... I found an audio-clip somewhere online and I lived in Germany still at the time. In Germany no one knew who he was. Then I had to go on ebay, to buy myself a Bill Engvall DVD so that I can see the whole face to the act. I was always in tears crying laughing. The first bit I heard by Bill was the one when he talks about snakes.....and after that I knew he would be my fav comedian

[@tonyacosta4574]

U r gorgeous

[@thetrain3302]

I saw this routine live a few years ago, and I just about pissed myself I was laughing so hard 😂

[@deeleach8300]

Whenever I am sad or depressed-I come and listen to Bill Engvall and I laugh myself out of it. thanks Bill for making ordinary, everyday life so funny! You are a wonder.

[@hillbillydelux]

Love from Elgin texas mr engvall! I've been a fan my whole life(I'm 30) glad my favorite comedian is from my neck of the woods!

[@dfbess]

OMG! I am going through this right now..the pain is unfreaking believable!!

[@sheilabaker7599]

Industrial Strength Stool Softeners and Alot of PRAYER......otherwise it feels like pushing a house through a straw. I've actually seen stars at times, I've even been concerned of having a Heart attack while trying to go. Afterwards, I have to go to bed.