Everytime he shouts away from the microphone it cracks me up
@alexanderjackson11095 жыл бұрын
Me too i swear i brought it up once
@Tinker.Studio4 жыл бұрын
I'm having a great ------ fUKIN ----------- 3 day weekend.
@lueysixty-six73004 жыл бұрын
Yea, what's with the "LAY-DEE's" bit tho??
@mikethomas61203 жыл бұрын
@@lueysixty-six7300 he is making fun of the old comic Jerry Lewis. He used to do a character that said laaay deez. Then as Jerry got older he became known as this grumpy old misogynist who used to say on stage that women just were not funny and it wasn’t part of his act he was being serious.
@JStraight160lbs2 жыл бұрын
Nia: “I agree with you” Bill: “And that’s why this relationship works”
@TheSteelStallion5 жыл бұрын
P for pepperoni S for sausage M fo' fuckin' marga-RI-TA!
@BigRockyD4 жыл бұрын
I am in tears howling over the old army guy 😂😂 where the fuck did all my friends go 🎺🥁
@donnyjevons54375 жыл бұрын
where the fuck did all ma friends gooo!
@TherealBlooze6 жыл бұрын
Isnt that an insult to J Star? LMFAOOO
@jameswallace70913 жыл бұрын
“Fuckin English comin over here” lol the irony
@jedibones52415 жыл бұрын
You can be homeless by the beach. Showers, steal clothes, etc... Have a talent to make a few bucks every day... Dumpster dive.... You're set
@Euphoriasmotion20115 жыл бұрын
Deep end or shallow end?
@ediciusbizaar49774 жыл бұрын
Always dumpster dive the deep end! Ya wade around in the shallow end. Lol. Everybody knows that!
@ralphmorales36924 жыл бұрын
25:00 just killed it🤣🤣
@charlotte2404 жыл бұрын
They want to kill you, so they can have the house to themselves.
@2tinydoggies2 жыл бұрын
@@charlotte240 07..
@Euphoriasmotion20115 жыл бұрын
Never play hide and seek with Jesus, he can see through the holes in his hands. He'll always find you because he's in yer heaaaaaaaaart
@micbetancur91313 жыл бұрын
this is so hard to listen to while at work. I'm dyinggg laughing
@fckem10005 жыл бұрын
The upside of being homeless - had me on my back.
@sipsimies15884 жыл бұрын
Why are these podcasts so silent i have max volume
@Platelunchexpress5 жыл бұрын
Everything bill does has and Alternative motive you just like a politician lol
@bobbollen877 жыл бұрын
thnx for uploading this!
@darinniemiec5524 жыл бұрын
Ok y'all, just some more info: One good way to take a shower when your down on your luck is to just find and use one of those regular style coin operated car washes, they usually have constant hot water coming out of the wand. ;) Good luck yall
@IIEthanGamingII3 жыл бұрын
No way?
@fustler772 жыл бұрын
That's a risky proposal. Some of those spayers send out water hard enough to cause injury. I didn't just reply to criticize. I also have a suggestion. If you're going to Panhandle, make sure sign doesn't ask for anything. If you're sign says 'please help', that's a violation of a soliciting ordinance in most places. If your sign says something like 'have a nice day', well then you're merely exercising your 1st amendment right to free speech. Go to the local library where you can research local codes on soliciting, loitering, and vagrancy. The more informed you are, the harder it will be for police to bully you off your spot. This is handy info to pass on the next time you offer a homeless person some help. They are not invisible, and deserve to be treated like human beings.
@alexanderparker94212 жыл бұрын
For the entirely too much Makeup guy. Sorry im 4 years late. If you are reading this now and this applies to you: validate your lady by letting her know how much you appreciate the effort she puts into her hobby. Then buy her a ticket to a professional makeup lesson. They might do daily classes in your area for people interested in cosmotology. If you want to show her more support, make it a couples date. If you value her appearance, show her some support in the things she likes to do. Itll go a long way with the confidence. The makeup class will likely lead to her wearing less make up overall, once she is able to apply it in a professional manner.
@lfrohling6 жыл бұрын
I love these!!!!
@adgato754 жыл бұрын
30:30 - Oh , yeah Electric Man. He's pretty cool.
@nikkid85193 жыл бұрын
Do like the guy in that other video and get a friend to text her and tell her. Someone she doesn’t know.
@RobinHoodmidnightOwl5 жыл бұрын
lmao Jesus is in me & my hands fkn hurt! Bwahahahaahh
@ericsiggins70595 жыл бұрын
U gotta google ...Demi Moore’s bush holy fucking shit
@Nimrod3362 жыл бұрын
Holy hell,this dude went from makeup to Jesus on the cross back to makeup...rofl! How!
@ksdthehammer12842 жыл бұрын
Would be nice to get some new advice vid
@solidkingcobra6 жыл бұрын
21:34 fucken genius.
@heavyflippingrandmasboifir6697 жыл бұрын
Just say what ya say and don't stir her brain up...LOL!!! classic!!!
@deandrejackson52286 жыл бұрын
It's clickbait but it's Bill Burr. So no problem
@dayoldeggplant6 жыл бұрын
What is clickbait? He gives advice on ladies....what is there to bait with? The fuck? Are yall stupid?
@jackseaton74865 жыл бұрын
@@dayoldeggplant its not all clips about LAY-DEES but this guys saying he doesnt care because its bill burr
@310smoker6 жыл бұрын
Bill is the type of guy who would ask his wife for permission to look at porn
@rBennich6 жыл бұрын
"When he drank those pills."
@McCrapweasel2 жыл бұрын
I think you're thinking of the Shroud of Turin, Billo. Concerning getting hugged by chicks w too much make-up on.
@bugalaman5 жыл бұрын
Going in and out of each room... and each other.
@ericsigginssr5 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck can't I stop listening to this fucking ginger genius He's single handedly curing my crippling depression☺😝☺😝☺ #Hashtagpouncesign 👅👊👉💁💨📦
@rudyardkipling45174 жыл бұрын
Say look here MiMi that makeup now
@fckem10005 жыл бұрын
Happy B'Day America? We're still waiting for the away leg.
@dynamohum45 жыл бұрын
lol electric man
@mr.thekidd4984 жыл бұрын
...dang, I better clean up after the fam n homies.
@chineduogboh45944 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats not gonna work lmfao shes gonna say i am not wearing it for you
@DeadAhead7104 жыл бұрын
Oh Billie if only you knew about Humboldt County. They give out food and clothes and showers to the homeless. If they interviewed a guy from up here some of them would tell you they are living there best life living rent free and spending all their money on substances. (Talking about his topic @ 11:30 ish)
@LivingBGLegend4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been all around and humboldt county has the most homeless and hitch hikers out of every where I’ve been. I had a friend who left up here in Washington to go be homeless and help with grow ops down there. He loved the care free lifestyle. He’ll if I didn’t have responsibilities and debt to pay I might think about doing it
@gusklimt20312 жыл бұрын
Billy a Bauhaus fan?🤔
@davidm30784 жыл бұрын
Why the hell does that dude that is getting married have a woman as a best friend? That shit doesn't work.
@Impossibly-Possible4 жыл бұрын
It depends on what you two already do together.
@P9rkour906 жыл бұрын
Women and dream killers
@josecipriano30484 жыл бұрын
The downside of homelessness is that you can't listen to the mm podcast (apart from, you know, a thousand other terrible things).
@finngately4795 жыл бұрын
Actually felt bad for that dumb guy at around 10:00 or whenever the story was, like he was dumb man that's enough punishment
@erensink9243 жыл бұрын
Half of this 'compilation' isn't about the LAYDIES
@kuryenlaindia5 жыл бұрын
8:11 oh, totally, absolutelly, I so hate that
@raymondj87686 жыл бұрын
did you know hitler created fanta soada after the USA wouldeny sell them cola anymore lmfao fun fact for ys mr.Bill
@Plugge855 жыл бұрын
Uhm... Coca-Cola Germany made their own local Cola with ingrediënts available for them. Since the USA trade embargo cut them off from their supply. It was IN Nazi Germany, but not a Nazi solution. It was just an efficient solution to work, produce and sell during war time. And it was good enough to later stay
@noman84125 жыл бұрын
Big time stigmatists had holes in their hands and feet and would bleed all the time. Look up Padre Pio.
@joshualeija99844 жыл бұрын
Look it up 👀
@Impossibly-Possible4 жыл бұрын
They are having her make the bachelor party but she can’t go. Wtf?
@Drenwickification4 жыл бұрын
no... when did she say she is organising it? she said she is officiating the wedding, i.e. standing at the front doing what the priest would do in a traditional wedding
@stevenclark16624 жыл бұрын
You don't usually have the priest come to your bachelor party either...
@fckem10005 жыл бұрын
I don't believe the Tommy Tiernan bit - no one has ever laughed at one of his gigs - EVER
@nobullziggster40704 жыл бұрын
To much makeup / just talk to her like here girlfriends would/ after you get her in the mood / dont just drop it on her, give her some food for thought so it can fester in her head...Dont make it the focal point, say something about it /make sure to laugh and change the subject.. immediately/ then work your Majic/ answer her questions but dont elaborate/ yeah I think you would look better without so much makeup. yes they nailed the wrist/ they nailed 10 of thousands like up that... Cruel
@rudyardkipling45175 жыл бұрын
Bill whether one is to believe in God or not, there is no debate that Jesus was a real human and he was crucified, under Pontius Pilate that much is historical fact, as to why and everything else, whatever. but he was a real man
@Euphoriasmotion20115 жыл бұрын
Where is your historical evidence other than the Bible
@rudyardkipling45175 жыл бұрын
@@Euphoriasmotion2011 Why you talking about bibles, I am Agnostic, Jesus was a real man, and he was really crucified, believing in God or not is a whole other matter. that is debatable. the fact that he was a real person that was crucified is in historical record however, it happened thousands of years ago people need to let that go, just as they need to left other shit go that happened long before them that no one is alive today that has any relation to the problems. are you one of those of the Athiest religion saw the word God then lost all common sense of all meaning of the paragraph afterward. re-read it a few times you may get it. Historical Roman Record
@tonywords67134 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Also don’t waste your time with the idiot “checkmate Religitard” mouthbreathers. They knock on the Bible when the last book they read was probably Harry Potter, forget about actual interest in history or being an atheist but appreciating the mythology or the impact on our culture. These people don’t have the critical thinking skills for that They don’t realize you could just as easily apply the same logic to the Apostle Paul or Hannibal, even though they FOR SURE existed.
@josecipriano30484 жыл бұрын
@@tonywords6713 dude, Harry Potter s books don't rule the live of millions of people or a handful of countries.
@stevenclark16624 жыл бұрын
The real question is whether everything else is true. Also, you are wrong. Jesus wasn't his name. That's a name he has been given through many translations of the bible. What was it...Yeshua, Joshua? Something like that.
@tonywords67134 жыл бұрын
There undoubtedly was a “Jesus” but the supernatural mythology is where things get weird.
@JoseGarcia-tn8hz7 жыл бұрын
yo how do you email in anyone thank you
@ClaversOdhiamboArt6 жыл бұрын
bill@themmpodcast.com if I remember correctly
@stevenclark16624 жыл бұрын
First, stick your phone inside of someone, anyone, really. Next, send an email. You have now emailed in anyone, or more specificially, in someone.
@SuccessServer5 жыл бұрын
Turin rag 😂
@jakeherter2 жыл бұрын
They're in shape cuz they're fasting most of the time. If you did that too your body would respond the same way try eating only one or two meals a day in a four to six hour period and fast for the rest
@zpack694 жыл бұрын
But what if your best friend that you've had for about 40 years is bisexual but mostly prefers women?
@friendlyauntjemmima98484 жыл бұрын
It’s believed that Jesus was real and he was a preacher just don’t know how much of the supernatural stuff is true
@LivingBGLegend4 жыл бұрын
I like your avi picture and name
@ediciusbizaar49774 жыл бұрын
Zoroastrianism! Look it up!
@carnivorehitman4 жыл бұрын
Depends. There is no proof at all - besides an old book - that Jesus did anything. The supernatural is bunk, of course, so one can discount that altogether.
@ediciusbizaar49774 жыл бұрын
@Trent Walker I think its far more likely a Jesus type person existed but exaggerated to fit the narrative of the church so that they didn't lose their power over the ppl. Since his teachings led to the ppl learning the truth and standing up to em.
@ediciusbizaar49774 жыл бұрын
@Trent Walker thats the whole point of faith though. There are so many things that contribute to what you believe and many of those beliefs don't have ANY actual legit evidence to support that belief. In other words, may have feelings, instinct, or experience that leads to a certain belief, but if you were to have to show scientific evidence to support that belief, none could be found. I'm sure even you have beliefs that fall into that category. We all do. Just may not realoze it. :)
@knowyourenemy69477 жыл бұрын
Yes, clickbait sucks!
@dayoldeggplant6 жыл бұрын
How the fuck is this clickbait?? He gives advice on ladies. Yall are dumb as FUCK.
@Wazykin5 жыл бұрын
@Rick James the comment is a reference to around the 28 minute mark
@monkeyman1164 жыл бұрын
3:13 He doesn't even really believe in God, YET HE ALREADY KNOWS THE TRUTH ABOUT WHERE HE WAS NAILED!!!
@davejones56404 жыл бұрын
Doesn't mean there wasn't a Jesus. He just wasn't the son of god. Crucifying was a regular practice back then.
@rawbhd44773 жыл бұрын
Bro you are a schizophrenic, get help.
@monkeyman1163 жыл бұрын
Anybody who hasn't read the Bible has no room to talk about anything. Just saying.
@monkeyman1163 жыл бұрын
@@rawbhd4477 I'm not a schizo. This is just a VERY common misconception due to misinformation and hollywood dramatizations.
@rawbhd44773 жыл бұрын
@@monkeyman116 Just seemed like you're getting to into it man.
@hansfranco20653 жыл бұрын
38:14 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@steampunk_cat55927 жыл бұрын
Elloh!
@shavaieasaunders62886 жыл бұрын
Just when she ain't got no makeup on give it a googly eye look and be like down you're beautiful without makeup or whatever way want word it and problem soft
@wowza9356 жыл бұрын
Words r hard, huh?
@jackseaton74865 жыл бұрын
Thats literally what he said but worded x12 better
@TheMan-ud2wq5 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Jesus was a real person and he was crucified.
@alexbarry6894 жыл бұрын
That's just not true.
@ediciusbizaar49774 жыл бұрын
Real person huh? There's actual evidence now? Never used to be, except that sheet thing that post to have his face on it...which, Idk. But anyone curious about Jesus, and his "unique" story from birth to death should check out the religion, ZOROASTRIANISM. Bout as old as Buddhism, 2000yrs before Christ. Ya might be surprised what lies within.
@TheMan-ud2wq4 жыл бұрын
@@ediciusbizaar4977 Yes, from historians in Jesus's time. There is a lot of them that wrote about Jesus they talked about his magic tricks and him being crucified. Some believed he was the son of God but most didn't.
@ediciusbizaar49774 жыл бұрын
@@TheMan-ud2wq what historians? Cause the books in the bible were hundreds of years after his death, that they were written. In curious though. Always been interested in knowing if he was an actual person or not, but his stories are sadly remakes of much older stories.
@TheMan-ud2wq4 жыл бұрын
@@ediciusbizaar4977 im not sure just look it up it doesnt have to be from a Christian source.
@superawesomeminecaft5 жыл бұрын
He said "lets assume Jesus was real" like it hasnt been proven that he was a real guy by literally everyone. Islam, jewish, atheist and christian communities lmao
@grimsoncrow5 жыл бұрын
It hasn't. Just because gullible people believe in him does not make it real.
@nachoman94775 жыл бұрын
@@grimsoncrow im pretty sure Jesus was a real person, just the stories around him are twisted.
@grimsoncrow5 жыл бұрын
@@nachoman9477 I'm not contesting that -he may well have. But saying it has been proven is simply, literally lying for Jesus." like it hasnt been proven that he was a real guy by literally everyone" -except for historians...
@nachoman94775 жыл бұрын
@@grimsoncrow thats true. I guess so far back its hard to prove anyone was a real person honestly.
@nachoman94775 жыл бұрын
@@grimsoncrow maybe kings and pharoah's are easier tho.
@sjin88964 жыл бұрын
Advice from a guy who’s married to a black 50 year old whom has recently shat out his unnecessary second kid.
@keithkafe4 жыл бұрын
"who"
@0412lennon4 жыл бұрын
If you talking about ol billy freckles his wife is 10 yrs younger than him cuh
@rudyardkipling45174 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ was 100% a real person, you can debate on God if there is a God, if he was the son of or not the son of... yadda yadda, but there is no debate Jesus was a Historical Flesh and Blood person
@alexbarry6894 жыл бұрын
Prove it.
@rudyardkipling45174 жыл бұрын
@@alexbarry689 history books, roman record under Pontious Pilot crucifixion, actually born in 4 BC. you can deny a God which no person has ever seen, but you can not deny a flesh and blood man, he may not be the son of a God, and he may have never rose from the dead, but his existence is all too real, Ironically proven by Atheists trying to disprove his existence. So what is my reward? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus because my physical books are on a shelf. prooven my good sir
@rudyardkipling45174 жыл бұрын
@@alexbarry689 Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Jesus existed historically,[g] although the quest for the historical Jesus has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the Jesus portrayed in the Bible reflects the historical Jesus.[21][h][i] Jesus was a Galilean Jew[12] who was baptized by John the Baptist and began his own ministry. He preached orally[24] and was often referred to as "rabbi".[25] Jesus debated with fellow Jews on how to best follow God, engaged in healings, taught in parables and gathered followers.[26][27] He was arrested and tried by the Jewish authorities,[28] turned over to the Roman government, and crucified on the order of Pontius Pilate, the Roman prefect.[26] After his death, his followers believed he rose from the dead, and the community they formed eventually became the early Church.[29]
@alexbarry6894 жыл бұрын
@@rudyardkipling4517 sorry that doesn't qualify as proof.
@alexbarry6894 жыл бұрын
@@rudyardkipling4517 I really like the jungle book though, so thanks for that.