Bill Burr - Bitch At The Office

Hilarious and funny comedian Bill Burr with another topic on his podcast called the Monday Morning Podcast.
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[@florianwicher]

...but he's got his iPod on shuffle 😂

[@MrAce607]

Bil would have to through that tidbit of info in there. It's all his personality that people are paying for 😂😆

[@DeusEx.Machina]

I wanted to chime in, wrote a whole essay, then said fuck it.

[@ozanyapisan5965]

You did the right thing. Seriously.

[@sinnedrepard4976]

@@ozanyapisan5965 ditto.

[@Cheers_Motherfucker]

Good man

[@ivywoodxrecords]

hashtag middle eastern hhahhahhahah all i needed lollll

[@mrlrgmouth3692]

jajajaja good shit

[@friendsoftheamazonjungle]

Just like we all just a little bit Polish 😁

[@pantera6672]

im part Italian and lived there a few years , but here in upstate NY the Italians dont recognize me as such :) so my joke is the difference between a black person and an Italian is ?? about a 20 min boat ride , we are all related one way or another PEACE bill LOL

[@dadavid254]

A twenty minute boat ride and crossing the Sahara desert haha

[@HaIsKuL]

The start with Nia pointing out she's female and the B word came out of nowhere.

[@mattfavaloro350]

The Italians are serious about these things I am half Sicilian so I guess I'd meet the more than 1/16 criteria but yes we are very vocal about things pertaining to our heritage like I would not say I am Italian I would say I am half Sicilian

[@davidswanson5669]

And I’m sure you don’t sweat it if people mistake you for Italian, because I’d be happy to be corrected and then ask you more about what the differences are. Generalizing and stereotyping are usually done just because most people have a limited depth of knowledge about so many things.

[@Incubus9400]

If you have a drop of Italian in you, you are welcomed by Italians. At least in America.

[@someguy2775]

American Italians are barely Italian, let's be real.

[@thumphreybrogart4108]

@@someguy2775 if you really want to trigger a european, just mention your heredity as an American. You'll be bombarded with "YOU ARENT REALLY ____ YOU AMERIMUTT" It's kind of weird how upset they get whenever we mention our grandparents lol

[@randomguy2809]

@@thumphreybrogart4108 our grandparents were the Europeans who had the balls to move. So you're dealing with the runts of the human litter so to speak in Europe.

[@thumphreybrogart4108]

@@randomguy2809 my grandparents were starving, balls had nothing to do with it. I'm not going down the two wrongs make a right path here.

[@meattooth1303]

bill complains about michelle obama yet allows his wife to do the same.

[@sinnedrepard4976]

Same thing? How?

[@meattooth1303]

@@sinnedrepard4976 always chimes in on his podcast.

[@sinnedrepard4976]

@@meattooth1303 Ahhh, got it. A bit of a reach but I get it.

[@man_in_red]

Yeah but the difference is this is a podcast bro. NOT THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY ON EARTH

[@meattooth1303]

@@man_in_red he uses a plumbers wife as an example in his joke. i win.

[@divadevincent711]

They’re at work so none of that talk is a good idea.

[@alexanotfromamazon]

LOL I can relate to the annoying "italians" I am also from Italy and the American italian cultures are so different than first ten italians... That would really piss me off....

[@aceofspades6667]

The bit at the end of being italian and jewish... pretty sure there were jews in ancient rome so one can be both. The whole I'm jewish thing is both a religion as well as an ethnicity. I think even being jewish ethnicity there were separate tribes so you could be Ashkenazi , Hasidic, Sephardic, Mizrahi or orthodox.. The whole things gets confusing.

[@JTProductions3]

Shes talking about Dice Clay but her retort would be yours

[@elodin857]

as far as I know they were expeled from spain and italy at some point

[@cyrielwollring4622]

Frank Zappa(relli) was italian and Jewish.

[@tuckernevel]

im italian and jewish, but im culturally and ethnically jewish, i dont practice the religion. i took a dna test and it came up 50% ashkenazi jew

[@thewoodmoose]

If you don't want people to say the N word don't put it in your music. I listen mostly to rap, sing the songs I like, N word included (you cannot listen to Mo3 or Boosie & escape that word 😂) But never use such terms out of context. I don't worry about it fr.

[@ShortyComps]

Who was she talking about at the end there?

[@greym7857]

Dice

[@chriscee3981]

@@greym7857 Ohh!

[@aceofspades6667]

In our culture today you can't joke about race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual preference, sexual identity, or creed in the workplace. Nobody has a sense of humor everyone is offended and everyone is a victim.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

REPUBLICANS IN FLORIDA & TEXAS ARE BANNING EVERYTHING THAT CONTRADICTS RIGHT WING NAZI FASCIST PROPAGANDA

[@user-kb1hw2yq2f]

Bill is based AF. Anything negative Said about black people and he'll lose his shirt, anything negative Said about any other minority and he'll try to find humor in it.

[@MLHMODZ]

How is that based?

[@andrewR222]

Based? How???

[@breananisbet7090]

He was aiming for biased

[@leephillips5237]

It worked so well for the black community the Trans community is giving it a shot. It might keep people from saying shit. But it's gonna cause some resentment. Segregating yourself probably won't bring the equality were trying to get.

[@tisaroo555]

Young People: Whatever you do, do not do what the gentleman did when he told off the woman. If you think you are all in the right, forget it. Here is what I would have said: "Some of your comments are offiensive to 'me/us'. Could we please have a nice professional and respectful work environment?' There.... with that comment there is only a 10% I would get in trouble with HR in your average American corporate environment. My Rule of Thumb rule #1: what is the one thing Managers do not want to do? Manage anything. They will take the easy way out and just rid themselves of whatever/whomever is generating issues.

[@sinnedrepard4976]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@sinnedrepard4976]

@@tisaroo555 brilliant comeback. 🙄

[@samuelbane6743]

Italians are VERY SERIOUS about...being Italian

[@tylerthompson9817]

White guy:Sees black guy.Are you african? Black guy:IM JAMAICAN!! White guy: Sees brown guy. Are you mexican? Brown guy: IM PUERTO RICAN!!! Every race: Sees guy with red hair. Are you irish? Red hair guy: no im Scottish but i get it

[@muleb384]

I personally say "mister/mista" if I am singing along to a rap song that uses the forbidden word. Even when alone in my car. IDK. It's just... not something I want to say? Like... it does nothing for me, and I can just say something else that works the same way in the cipher.

[@yourdailydoseofcommonsense5495]

Grow up and just say nigga. Ffs.

[@muleb384]

@@yourdailydoseofcommonsense5495 I just prefer not to. I choose not to say a lot of words, it's not my manner of speaking, and I see no reason to use language I find unpleasant just because it's in a song. If a song contains too much lyrical content I don't care for, I don't listen to it (or sing along to it) whether it's this word or other subject matter.

[@yourdailydoseofcommonsense5495]

@@muleb384 I was kidding bro, do whatever you want to do 😬

[@gizmothesquirrel9094]

@@muleb384 I feel the same about any music that has words like jesus, God, faith, scripture, believe....etc

[@theboogeyman9813]

If she was a man she would have been fired ages ago. Women get away with so much shit.

[@kingpin6989]

Let me ask you this. Lets say you have a leak in your house. OK. You call the plumber up. He shows up, and he goes, "Yeah, the leaks coming from the upstairs bathroom. We need to shut it off bah bah buh bah" Then all of a sudden his wife walks in, who isn't a plumber. And then goes, "Yeah, I think it actually coming from the outside." Would you be like, "With all due respect, shut the fuck up. I need a plumber in this moment." I need a Comedian in this moment, not a comedian's wife.

[@jermelpurse3018]

It’s foolish to really argue over race and ethnicity seriously I mean look at how we do things in America if you have one drop of minority blood in you you’re considered a minority it makes no sense because if you have one drop of Caucasian blood in you you aren’t considered Caucasian necessarily. Now for someone to argue I am Italian but this person isn’t that’s foolish what if she just takes after her Middle Eastern heritage more what if she’s 20% Italian isn’t she allowed to claim that.

[@markadams8041]

Everything is high school, my girlfriend at work got bullied by some mean girls at work. I am good looking yet low profile enough to where nobody messes with me. Bad stuff that she had to endure.

[@alexandercamlin8889]

That is the sweet spot my friend, enjoy your blessing :)

[@markadams8041]

@@alexandercamlin8889 I do get some 💩 from people here and there, I am dragging my butt into work every day until I can collect my pension.

[@mattfavaloro350]

You know what else is cultural appropriation beginning of hip-hop everybody was talking about La costra Nostra they would name themselves with Italian names talkin about Sicilian men who were members of a club allegedly but that never gets talked about hip-hop appropriated Sicilian culture for its financial gain and that's cool but when others apparently do it to hip-hop that is a violation technically y'all started the cultural appropriation all you have to do is go back and look at it some of the rapper's name like Capone Gotti and many others not to mention their lyrics were made up of I Sicilian group of men in New York City and things they may have done or may not have why the double standard and to be clear even though I'm only half Sicilian I never had a problem with it don't know anybody who did they were mesmerised and attracted to and wanted to be like them paying homage to they weren't disrespectful but did appropriate the culture so why when somebody else does it to Hip Hop now they're a culture vulture when to be honest a lot of hip-hop was based on being a culture vulture but seems like you forget about that and they have appropriated other cultures nobody says anything but when it happens to you holyshit this no-good disrespectful so-and-so trying to be a culture vulture you set the precedent you laid the blueprint can't be mad at what you started sorry about the punctuation and grammar having to use voice activated text are prohibitively difficult so I sincerely apologize

[@madArt1981]

But white People act Afroamerican all the time. Especially in low income areas

[@Shmurda41]

low income areas just have a specific culture which anybody who lives there (regardless of race) for long enough will grow into

[@everydaysame4880]

At the end of the day all these situations are the same..women wanting everything both ways..think of it like this, if this situation was reversed would the girl even be asking bill if it's ok ..no ..it wouldn't even have been read out..no..its a good job though as it's the basis of bill comedy..