There is NO "reason" to hit a woman...Right?

Bill discusses the constant media brainwashing on how there is NEVER a reason to hit a woman.. or is there.
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE FACTS/STATS
If you review the National Hospital Ambulatory Care Survey data files you'll find that contrary to another of feminists prized dictums,
"Domestic Violence is the leading cause of injury to women between ages 15 and 44 in the United States -- more than car accidents, muggings, and rapes combined",
Survey data shows that injuries to women caused by Domestic Violence (titled "Injuries purposefully inflicted by spouse or other intimate" rank far behind such mundane causatives as 'motor vehicle accidents', 'accidental falls', 'sports injuries', etc.
Going back even further in history (merely to illustrate to you that this data is, AND HAS BEEN, known (i.e. despite feminists BS lies) to the 1985 US NIJ Family Violence Research Survey i.e. FVRS, males reported that women initiated family violence 44.1% of the time and women reported that they initiated the violence 52.7% of the time.
Yes, 23 years ago women admitted they initiated family violence almost 20% more often than men did.
Further, the US CDC has published data showing us that in families experiencing reciprocal violence women initiate the violence as often as the men, and in families experiencing non-reciprocal violence women initiate 3/4 of the violence.

[@daha3074]

"There are plenty of reasons to hit a woman, you just don't do it." Perfectly said.

[@themoralcompass4185]

Well you can still do it if it’s in self defence or if it’s absolutely necessary

[@Steevo69]

Equal rights means equal lefts

[@uzairaezad7630]

Here are some women in comments selling the same crap of "u should not act violently if she hit u, just ask for divorce (later)". Either they are too smart or too dumb

[@theodoroskonstantinides9154]

@@uzairaezad7630 dude you cant make a point like that and then type dumb wrong...

[@paveantelic7876]

well yeah, if a scrawny guy hit you, you don't punch him with the full force, be a bigger man lol

[@ymp5000]

I told my wife at the beginning of our relationship that so long as she never hits me I will never hit her. This arraignment has worked flawlessly for 13 years so far.

[@huntersmith2355]

Still going good?

[@seDrakonkill]

I’m interested too. Has it gone well?

[@jermonejackson8437]

The world may never know

[@Im_literally_Manic_Mike]

Is it still going nicely?

[@MrKelenek]

people Wants to know my guy... Bargain still stands ?

[@sstaners1234]

I watched a district judge give sentence to a girl who stabbed her boyfriend 40 times. While in the courtroom the family was trying to hold back the tears as the details were presented. She rolled her eyes. The judge got asked to duct tape her mouth shut: “You’re lucky this isn’t a death penalty state or else you’d get the chair.” Towards the end of it he screamed: “I HOPE YOU DIE IN PRISON!!!” So if anyone says there’s no reason to hit a woman. Yeah, tell that to this lady’s ex boyfriend.

[@shironeko5183]

Who was he? The dad? His bro?

[@beastboikrys]

@@shironeko5183 Dude literally said he's her ex-boyfriend twice...

[@shironeko5183]

@@beastboikrys Well, he got stabbed 40 times, so I assumed he died.

[@sstaners1234]

@Shiro Neko - yeah, she was standing trial for the murder. If you get up after being stabbed 40 times you’re probably a superhero or something.

[@shironeko5183]

@@sstaners1234 Dude's just built different.

[@MrJotaNu]

My wife once went so crazy of drinking alcohol for several hours . She insulted and humiliate me for hours. I locked the door of the bathroom to make it my emergency-room to avoid her screaming at me. She pounded and kicked the door and didn't stop of screaming at me. All of a sudden I heard her unlocking the door with a screwdriver. She opened the door and stormed into the bathroom with a 20cm long and big screwdriver, ready to stab me with it. I disarmed her with three heavy punches to her face which resulted in a black eye an bruises. She screamed that I hit her and ran to the neighbors.... Self defense it allowed if you are threatened with serious injury caused by a wappon. Women often forget this.They often think that they are untouchable. Wrong sight on life!

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

Holy shit dude I'm so sorry to hear that I hope you're doing okay now

[@hblog]

You western people are creating this monster and promoting this 💩all over the world

[@gavinbain840]

women smack men all the time and everyone thinks well the guy probably deserved it, but if a man smacks a woman, even if she hit him first, everyone flips their shit.

[@rivblack]

well fucking said.

[@Maxshard]

Usual man hating feminist double standards as promoted by the media all the time.

[@slan77]

Look up "male disposability"

[@AngusStewart01]

that is so true

[@AgentMorbid]

Thats true for me. I'm not the perfect boyfriend but in all my fights with my girl, she is the one being physical always. Pushed, shoved, scratched, punched (on the body though)...I got the scratches and bruises, they sometimes hurt but i have a male constitution and bigger (honestly, they hardly bothers me at all) so I took it. Plus no one will give a fuck anyway if I got hurt. They probably laugh at me if I complain, wouldn't they? Wouldnt you , "ladies"? I sincerely love her and forgives (and she always apologises) but yes, through it all I kept thinking how fucked up it is that its ok for society to accept guys being battered by women but GODDAMN if you even speak harshly to a woman in public. Whereas if a guy gets that or even were hit, EVERYONE will immediately think the guy is a fucking jerk and probably deserves it.

[@dedgesaysfuckthewrld]

I would HATE to be that woman in the audience! She got fucken roasted!!

[@Dekamerx]

+John Lang "It's her right" I think

[@dedgesaysfuckthewrld]

John Lang She sounded like a feminist to me lol

[@AngusStewart01]

haha got be carefull what you say around bill bhur

[@eugkra33]

TheNuclearpolitics - Answer him? Answer what?

[@sledeater5622]

"answer him right."

[@skateup2291]

I had an abusive ex girlfriend. I was definitely a simp too. She would attack me and I’d literally do nothing. Until we broke up and she came to my house drunk. She attacked me scratched the fuck outta me and I pushed her off of me. She tried calling the cops to say I beat her up. She got arrested 30 minutes later.

[@troytruong8246]

These girls just cant control their emotions!

[@chillycoldchomper9389]

Thank goodness, I thought you were going to be arrested because you pushed her off. Man what a sad world we live in.

[@bigsmall246]

@@troytruong8246 just stay away from the crazy ones

[@antmess9789]

@@bigsmall246 So stay away from 85% of all women?

[@595no]

Good ending.

[@KingsOfTheIronAge]

I had a girlfriend who was absolutely psycho, one night she tried to hit me in the head with an iron. I slipped her sweeping swing by ducking and countering with a right hook. She collapsed to the floor unconscious. I called the cops, they turned up and took her away, they saw she was an absolute lunatic and arrested her for attempted murder. Only woman I have ever hit. Now I have two dogs and am very happy.

[@nahtesalinas1917]

You had no other choice but to strike her. Sorry you had to do that. At least you got rid of her.

[@nahtesalinas1917]

@Joe dirty71 I guess you can believe what you want to believe. *shrug*

[@ALJ9000]

@Joe dirty71 In that case I have 11” below the waist

[@ALJ9000]

@Joe dirty71 I made it up, because apparently everything is made up to you. I don’t think you should ever serve on a jury

[@ALJ9000]

@Joe dirty71 You should work on your self awareness, because I recommend looking in the mirror while saying that last part

[@JakkFrost1]

"There is NO reason to hit a woman." If a woman is hitting my kids, bitch is going down.

[@jimmyle3757]

Jakk Frost your damm right

[@matter_1793]

This man be speaking facts

[@thatoneleaf9895]

"Somebody is gonna die tonight"

[@konnorlambert338]

Hell yes brother 🤣🤣🤣

[@200130769]

Heard that!

[@alainantoine8598]

Woman : "Never hit a woman" Man : "Why?" Woman : "Because Because women are weaker than men" Man : "So what if the man hit a stronger woman?" Woman : "You don't hit a woman period" Man : "Why?" Woman : "Because she's a woman" Man : "Do you believe in equality?" Woman : "Yes"

[@FatMCSteve]

Lol, that is what is known as hypocrisy.

[@elrey4137]

+Fanto Hits You basically described feminism.

[@heiveldboy]

+Fanto Hits Alright, here's some good ol' logic: Woman: "Never hit a woman." Man: "Why?" Woman: "Because women are weaker than men." Me: "Alright you idiot, then why are you stupid enough to attack someone you know is physically stronger than you and who will hit back if you push past his limits?"

[@killman369547]

+Fanto Hits equal rights equal fights

[@Bruhx10]

Animal farm was a warning, not a suggestion.

[@viniciuslourenzettiferreira]

It's been 9 years already and this aged like a fine wine. Who'd expect that things would get even worse.

[@IamP0ncho]

Agreed

[@F1rstNameLastName]

🦀

[@lordofmachines]

@@F1rstNameLastName 🦀

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

I'm trying to figure out when he met my wife. She has absolutely no self awareness and she'll engage in that BS when I'm cooking with a literal knife in my hand. I don't think that it's because she's brave, I think it's because she's too stupid to realize the problems with deliberately antagonize somebody that's holding sharp cutlery.

[@SuperCrazyPsycho731]

You know he's not anti-women right? Totally not what he's saying. I hate to brush your bubble but he voted for Sanders and he's married to a black woman.

[@s.z.9517]

How he roasted that woman in the public... That was brutal af ! Protect this man at all costs.

[@badger6882]

equal rights equal fights, if he preaches hittin me then im not holding back

[@SuperCrazyPsycho731]

This is an ancient bit. Billy twinkle toes has been bald for years.

[@deffdefying4803]

@@SuperCrazyPsycho731 the fuck does this even mean

[@Aryan_singh710]

@@badger6882 Yeah thats what I say too.. But its the overreacting princesses who start crying and whining when we treat them the same way we do to men.. And thank god Men always hold back when get abused by women.. So many of them would get destroyed everyday LMAO

[@badger6882]

@@Aryan_singh710 yeah they can cook for themselves LMAO If I can't walk home without bein safe why am I doing your dishes??

[@EarJuice]

I hit a woman once. It was a firm backhand. She had being yelling and screaming at me because she was drunk for the last few hours and causing all sorts of crap at my friends place (she was abusive every once in a while but this was the worst she had being). Then while I was driving her back home she grabbed the wheel and tried to turn it so that the car went into oncoming traffic at 80km/hr. So I backhanded her. It just came out of no where and wasn't planned but an automatic response. She yelled, screamed and cried for the rest of the night about it as I tried to get her home safely. I had to call the cops to take her home in the end. She told them that I had beat her but they didn't even take my statement. They knew what was up. I've had people tell me that I was wrong for hitting her because 'it's never OK'. One chick went off at me at a party when my best friend told her the story as he was also in the car. Load of bullshit.

[@zakshale]

you did the right thing.

[@D3vasis]

+Kent Merr Some women need a bitchslap once in a while to remind them that they are not superior to men and their actions have consequences

[@Stokedhavok]

+Kent Merr You did the right thing. Not only did she try to kill you both, but she also threatened the lives of other drivers when she tried to force the wheel into on-coming traffic. She needed the message that you can't do shit like that, and the back of your hand happened to be the messenger.

[@Walker2002]

You were in the car with a woman.. and you backhanded her? What the FOCK is wrong with you mon.. you never do that.. ever. Being in a car, there is no space to swing, there is no momentum built up and you can't even get your hips to follow through for impact! Stop and get out of the car next time.. make us bros proud.

[@Sheketo]

Are you imitating GradeAUnderA? ;o

[@superchicken5000]

I used to be a “There is never a reason to put your hands on a woman” believer, then I married an abusive psycho who tried to seriously hurt me. I have changed my mind.

[@1994savvas]

The thing is, violence wouldn't solve any problem. Genders don't even matter in this. Self-defense is a whole different story and of course you'll have to save yourself if you're getting physically attacked. But if it's all emotional abuse and manipulation, then you have to fight it by other means, and basically figure out how to run away with minimal casualties.

[@Smokey1419]

To each their own, i left an abousive relationship aftrr she told he rcousin right in fromt of me "man i just wanna hit him right now". I left, blocked her number, and never talked to her again. I feel like theres always another way, but im not 100% right, so.

[@BradHawk-ev1yg]

Just violence solves many problems. Unjust violence causes more problems.

[@cepahreinholt8710]

@@BradHawk-ev1yg the notion of just violence is blurry and tricky as fuck because the harm received always feels bigger than the harm inflicted. So we can think we are "just" in our retribution but most of time we are not and therefore the "punished" person feel like she was unfairly and overly punished for her actions and tend to retaliate back to makes things even. That's why violence escalate most of the time and each party feel self righteous.

[@eesoo5420]

I have no sympathy for you or anyone like you. You fell victim to the very same idiocy you were spouting when it was convenient and now you're spouting the another narrative because it's convenient. Way to go! It's like a hunter falling into their own pitfall trap. You thoroughly deserve your lot.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

When I was a kid I got bullied by a girl who kicked me in the head. Like i did with any other bullies, I punched her in the arm and apparently that made me the bad guy? But it was perfectly fine for her to kick me in the head? I don’t think so. If you assault me expect to get a taste of your own medicine regardless of whether you’re male or female

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Burr hit another level of popularity because he wasn't afraid of tackling subjects that some people try and sweep under the carpet

[@jimmyboy131]

One thing I heard from a retired police officer of over 20 years: When they go to a domestic violence scene, and if the woman comes up to them and starts telling them what he did, and this and that, then it's likely that she's the one who started it and he's the victim. But if she's quiet and not doing much when they're there, and not saying much, then he started it and she's the victim.

[@jagamin5003]

True

[@AT-yj8gl]

Aint that a massive generalization bro. Sure it's true some times and some times it's not

[@jimmyboy131]

@@AT-yj8gl Yeah it probably is. He was talking about his experience over his 20+ year career. So it's not an absolute but it must have been common enough that they could know what was going on just by observing these signs.

[@jagamin5003]

@@AT-yj8gl it’s generally accurate and not always true but studies even show it well not the yelling out part but most women in those kinds of relationships say little remain quite and that’s a proven trend not fact but a proven trend

[@tristenbailey8442]

@@AT-yj8gl not the oc's generalization, but, as he said, it came from the retired cop. As 2 others told you, yet you never followed up, it's not always true, but studies do support that as a general trend

[@jasonli678]

I believe there is a reason to kick the shit about of anyone.

[@miloyiannopoulis7814]

What about John Coffey

[@zanytobbs]

I came here to laugh not cry lol

[@levonlynch]

+Milo Yiannopoulis How dare you? ;(

[@karlsmith6690]

Start a fight club.

[@Adabeauvoir111]

Karl Smith 'First rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule is you do not talk about Fight Club.' - Tyler Durden

[@jj_grabes]

I remember being told I was crazy in high school that I’d defend myself if a woman was attacking me. What a world.

[@goldyhae1749]

I agree with you

[@Schrodingers_kid]

Been bullied by girls for years Never hit a single one,because that's not how I was raised. And if you let me relive these years 10 times in a row I definitely would've done the COMPLETELY OPPOSITE. Doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.They mean harm - feel free to harm them. I will never make same mistake as I did before.

[@potatowarrior747]

Violence is the answer?

[@Schrodingers_kid]

@@potatowarrior747 Of course

[@jaydku2570]

@@potatowarrior747 it's not the answer. It's the solution

[@bigsmall246]

Just tell the teacher or something

[@Schrodingers_kid]

@@bigsmall246 I'm about to start swearing. Because teacher was on their side. Do you think I haven't tried it?

[@zeppdude335]

Equal rights, equal fights

[@evanhu7949]

Equal rights, equal lefts

[@cameronmcallister7606]

+Evan Hu Equal Rights, Equal Wrongs.

[@SamRay697]

Equal rights and lefts

[@mazing32able]

Lmfao

[@kay-collins]

Omg you’re so clever. Wow.

[@iim4xii129]

Woman tortures man: Totally fine. Man slaps a woman once: life in prison.

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

Amen

[@syrupsnake302]

You know whats more messed up, poaching animals, animals are like humans.

[@StuddyStud]

Syrup Snake Nah, we raise the animals and give them a good life before we have to consume them, vegans have to take injections due to them not having protein.

[@syrupsnake302]

Yeah that too but poachers simply shoot down wolves, lions and tigers and then skin them for money or turn the into taxidermic animals or just simply cut off their head and pin them on the wall like a trophy. This is why Tasmanian Tigers got extinct because poachers want to skin them for money so badly. And you are wrong. Vegans can take proteins from plant proteins such as almonds, chickpeas, beans, avocado, rice, Brussels sprouts and peanuts and etc. They don't take injections. Search up Vegan Athletes, they are vegans who are built up by eating these foods. And no, animals do not get treated nicely, well most, they get abused in slaughter houses, their children getting slaughtered slowly. Here is an example. A cow is having pregnant, while it's pregnant it develops milk in the udder, after giving birth to a baby cow, people butcher the cow and sells the meat then milking the adult cow and then making it pregnant again and repeat the process. If you don't believe me then check this out. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXzIdpKJhbiVn9E

[@mikemikerson6492]

You are a little behind the times, but that's okay.

[@josephrains7328]

This type of female he's talking about is why I stayed single for so long. Finally found one that wasn't narcissistic

[@DomozoveoGZ]

My Mom was the instigator of all the domestic disturbances throughout my childhood, Bill Burr has a great point here.

[@melissamullinator]

When he described how women argue, LMAOOOO so accurate

[@AngusStewart01]

being froim the relationships ive had I agree with him

[@mikebanning1773]

It's been four years since this comment. . Wonder if this human is still alive🤔

[@wendysobamaman2179]

@@mikebanning1773 5 now, are you alive?

[@Guendison]

@@wendysobamaman2179 and we never heard from him again.......

[@spartanspecialops7]

@@Guendison xbox live friends from back in the halo 3 days, seen 15 years ago.

[@shithappenedwhatnow3028]

As a woman who experienced domestic violence I 100% support this comedians stance. He is speaking the truth, bravely, boldly and unapologetically. He's the type of guy that would step in to defend a woman/ child being attacked. Bless all you wonderful Men.

[@geoffreycalligan9438]

As a man who has experienced domestic violence myself. 1st allow me to say .I'm sorry for what was done to you. And 2nd. my hats off to you for being honest and real. you sound like a good woman .worth knowing. The man was clearly an asshole. sorry babe. We're not all like that!!!..

[@iim4xii129]

@@geoffreycalligan9438 That a pickup line?

[@geoffreycalligan9438]

@@iim4xii129 nope. Just the truth. been there. Getting hit by your S/O. is an extremely difficult thing to deal with as a man. And Soldier. I don't expect it's any easier to deal with for a woman

[@iim4xii129]

@@geoffreycalligan9438 Well I expect otherwise, but that's just me.

[@geoffreycalligan9438]

@@iim4xii129 you might be right. It might be easier for them. I know it fucked me up emotionally for a long while. Very difficult for a combat veteran. Such as myself. To wrap my head around becoming a domestic violence victim. It might just be easiest for the weaker sex to deal with. I can't say for sure. I only know for certain. How much it fucked me up. I'm still hurt from it. I think I always will be

[@hoomanAdnan]

"there's no reason to hit a woman" It itself adds another reason 🙌🏼🔥🤣

[@strider8662]

I am not a violent man, its extremely rare for me to get into a fight. But I will say this, there is no difference between beating a girl and beating a guy thats simply weaker than you. If someone hits me, I'll hit back, I dont care who or what they are.

[@riffgroove]

Chris Rock put it well... "There's a perfectly justifiable reason to kick an old man down a flight of stairs. Ain't NOBODY above an ass-whuppin."

[@imillusion492]

@@doug9778 you beat me too it

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@@doug9778 *looks at fluffys Busdriver*

[@Lor_D.Peasant]

@@imillusion492 /whispers/ Just like Will Smith did to Chris Rock.

[@chuckcarter4251]

Will smith is clearly 😂

[@riffgroove]

@@Lor_D.Peasant And "The most boring, overused meme Award" goes to....

[@petertimowreef9085]

It really takes a special kind of ignorance to go pick a verbal fight with a comedian while he's doing a show doesn't it. It's a comedians job to be verbally strong, AND you're sitting in a room filled with people who paid money to see this person! That's like going to a professional football match and running unto the field during the match to show everybody how it's done.

[@furiousfinch1587]

There are people that do that too. Sorta the kind of person that if you ran over, you wouldn't so much as glance in the mirror to see if they survived.

[@wokinmale4184]

Peter Timowreef or that's like r roused fighting Nunez

[@stefanebeling5449]

i äm olsso sät sink bat i finde sat weri kul

[@DrCruel]

The heckler was Amber Heard.

[@marshalllhiepler]

It also takes a special person, to not realise that most hecklers are "part of the show" and that an audience is drawn to a strong stage presence. When the comedian verbally obliterates the paid heckler, people admire him/her, and it discourages "real" hecklers from taking a shot at them.

[@sadriper8747]

It's been almost 10 years, and it's still true. I'm seriously wondering if men had to deal with that bs since the beginning of humanity.

[@TheAntiFeminist2]

To some degree yes.. But it's been this bad in modern times since the 70s since courts allowed no fault divorce and the constant erosion of Biblical based values into total pure greed and materialism of females. Their delusions are only getting worse to

[@ghariiscool]

yes

[@jameshender48]

Short answer, yes haha

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@TheAntiFeminist2 I mean, females constantly get the bad side of God in the bible. For example, the only sterile people in the bible are Females.

[@matthijsvanemous7046]

Adam already had a reason to slap eve

[@wurglergurgler2762]

„Have a hard day at the factory, comes home, (tuna casserol?) starts swinging“ 😂😂😂😂

[@DrCruel]

There was an awful woman I absolutely despised. She was always bumming cigarettes from people, so I would buy her a pack whenever she asked. This went on for two weeks. Then she caught me talking to a friend: _"Oh yeah. I always buy that bitch cigarettes. It's like a lottery for legal murder. Ever see someone die of lung cancer?"_ She quit cold turkey that very day. Never smoked again. Never talked to me again either. I consider it a win-win.

[@Novvax312]

300 iq move lmao

[@josecornejo3302]

Brilliant!

[@DrCruel]

@@jermonejackson8437 My intention was not to get this odious character to stop smoking. My intention was to get her to fuck off on a permanent basis. I would have done the same for any feminist, National Socialist or any other similar socialist of my acquaintance. Having her develop lung cancer would have been just as acceptable. Nothing even remotely chivalric or heroic was intended. For similar reasons, I am in favor of full legalization of all presently illicit drugs, especially for recreational purposes, and on the presumption that such a policy would both cause drug prices to plummet and literally resolve the drug problem all on its own. The woman I spoke of was a notorious sponge, who would warm up to multiple males and try to get them to buy her things. She was utterly transparent and unscrupulous about it. She also liked to start fights among her male paramours. A simple request to be left alone did no good, and an openly contemptuous and hostile reaction on my part would have gotten her to get me in trouble with one or more of her besotted minions, thus my choice of strategy for dealing with her. Apparently she was sufficiently convinced of my own devious and cruel intentions, and capacity for contemplative malice equal to her own, to provide me with relative peace from her thereafter, so mission accomplished.

[@lethelweaponn704]

Bro you deserve an award for this comment😂

[@thatoneleaf9895]

@@jermonejackson8437 I mean she was leeching off people so calling them a bitch is deserving

[@brytonite1694]

Feminist should have been saying "Hitting people is rude, so dont do that" instead of "Hitting woman is rude, so dont do it." The world would be a better place. Too bad, it will never be exist

[@hellowill]

+AwesomeGuy2000 Nail on the head!

[@WeirdAl45231]

Women want equal rights, then they shall also get equal lefts

[@brytonite1694]

A female replied me. But, her comments got delete as a spam. Must be a Feminist report this

[@ckjuggler]

Feminists aren't interested in true equality, equalists are. Feminists are only interested in catching up in areas where men have it better, but don't care if men catch up in areas where women have it better.

[@rivblack]

good woman.

[@sstech5410]

I used to believe there’s no reason to hit a woman until they told me were equal in every single way. Same strength, same capabilities.

[@ImFastImVeryFast]

I like how everyone was quiet and not wanting to laugh until that one lady said "EVERY DAAAAAAAAY" and broke the discomfort barrier.

[@wannup]

"Rub one out like a man, it's the champagne of victory" - Bill Burr

[@malichitronchin8124]

lmao

[@churrocharcharm]

Connor Kennway 😂

[@GetMeThere1]

The better argument, IMO, is that it's SEXIST to make the statement "There's no reason to hit a woman." By excluding men from the statement you're implying there ARE reasons to hit a man -- and that's a double standard. And most people think there ARE reasons to hit a man -- and it's especially women who think that. If it's OK to hit a man then it's OK to hit a woman. That's equality.

[@AngusStewart01]

fuck yeah

[@cupidgaming8062]

GetMeThere1 FUCK YEAH YOUR RIGHT BRO

[@Human-ty4vs]

bongo155 what so saying 'dont hit a woman' is the same as 'dont hit' men arent included in the first but by specifically saying 'woman' means it is exclusively for them.

[@marcelo5803]

GetMeThere1 he's saying this bcs girls are the one complaining

[@supreet6331]

You're the calmness person here

[@chukyuniqul]

Everyone sharing their stories so I'll share mine: Don't think I ever hit a woman. But I was 5 one time. I was at a wedding with my grandparents, and the couple's child and her two friends started openly beating on me. People were watching and no one did anything. I didn't know if I should fight back. At some point, grandpa-who mind you was raised by three women and everyone who knows him would describe him as the epitome of a gentleman and a pacifist-stomped over, hoisted me up, dusted me off and loudly said "chuky, you have studied karate. I am explicitly giving you permission to fight back". The reality of it is that I wouod have proly still gotten my booty booted if I tried to defend myself, but the fact of the matter is the girls really left me alone after that, didn't bother me at all.

[@lachlan1971]

A man should never hit a woman.... first.

[@cameronmcallister7606]

+Lachlan Hamilton Unless she deserves it, like, REALLY deserves it, like, she's been screaming in your ear, throwing out your clothes, breaking your shit, then you slap her with your full force and mug her... but not that last part...

[@johannwilder1437]

Yep.

[@laeranciamaj8070]

+Cameron McAllister instant jail

[@lachlan1971]

+Rain Dance Maggie Exactly. I don't see how hard it is to not go about hitting people. I manage to not do it every day.

[@Walking-MY-Path]

Lolz same here bro.....same here.

[@TheAntiFeminist2]

I've dated several women that flat out told me.. why don't you hit me when I piss you off that much or when i say this or that? The main reason is because most men don't want to go to jail, second is because I personally am not a violent person. The laws used to ALLOW a man to beat his wife once a month and many such laws are actually still on the books in many states today. Years ago if the cops came after a man hit a woman, the cops would just say "so what did she do or say?" and they would eventually go away.. now of course even making a woman SLIGHTLY AFRAID can get a man arrested for "terrorist threats" "menacing" or other TOTAL BULLSHIT policy violations which are not laws.. Thus for women, there are NO consequences to their actions OR their BIG F-ING MOUTHS and WORDS, especially when dealing with men, so they just say or do whatever they want because the laws, cops and society are almost totally on their side!

[@araknidkid]

you'd come across as more believable if you presented your thoughts and feelings in a less angry way. right now you come across as some kind of dejected, deeply victimized doomsayer. of women. leave the emotion out of it if you're trying to make a rational statement or argument.

[@miamimi9752]

Do you KNOW what is your FAULT to your woman?? Many woman has the REASON WHY she is NAGGING to her man. MOST of the reason is about RESPECT and UNDERSTANDING. When The man is GOOD, so the woman will NOT NAGGING..! Because there will be NO REASON for NAGGING the man, if the man is ALREADY GOOD in BEHAVIOR, ATTITUDE and MORAL. It is DEPENDING on HOW you are treating the woman. You TREAT her like a SHIT and she TREATS you back like a SHIT. That's WHY woman is NAGGING.. There are many MISUNDERSTANDING and MISCOMMUNICATION between Man and Woman in Relationship. For example: If she likes to CLEAN UP the house, and then man MUST RESPECT her by NOT THROWING a DIRTY Clothes and Shocks EVERYWHERE at home. At least HELP her to PUT the DIRTY stuffs to the RIGHT place of DIRTY Clothes. But.. if you DON'T RESPECT her, of course you will get NAGGING..! Well, woman is supposed NOT UNDER the man.. BUT BESIDE the man.. and the woman is also NOT supposed to be ABOVE the man.. so when both understand their own position and everything is going UNDER RESPECT each Other and UNDERSTANDING each other.. Man MUST NOT behaving like a BIG BOSS at Home.. but MORE like a REAL PARTNER or a BESTFRIEND of his wife.. So There will be NO Reason to do NAGGING and HITTING..!

[@Phobos2085]

araknidkid Its hard to just change a comic style. Might not be as funny which defeats the purpose and if you take the time to listen to what he says as if reading it off paper, it makes sense. Which you can tell the exact moment he stops trying to be funny and is actually genuinely serious: its ever time he takes 3-4 seconds to pause. He gives you time to think about what he just said.

[@araknidkid]

Phobos2085 notice that my comment was replying to the comment made by Tom Leykis1. i'm not criticizing Bill's routine, it's hilarious and i love the man's sense and presentation.

[@Phobos2085]

araknidkid Ah, I could not be sure. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[@fbi805]

I had an ex come after me with a hammer, then called the cops after I buster her teeth out. When they arrived and started asking questions they flat out told her that she was the one who initiated the assult and I defended my self and she got what she deserved and they left.

[@carlb1409]

I have clicked on this so many times over the years. It is a HILARIOUS social critique. Always nice to point out inconsistencies.

[@stylezz36]

equality my ass!! I have a daughter, and tried for custody. Courts flat out told me that the mother has all the rights. How fucked is that.

[@sloughcloud7547]

stylezz36 That's just sad bro, happens pretty much all the time. Keep your head up.

[@stylezz36]

thanks. Although I don't have all the power on my side, my daughter is a harsh daddies lil girl, and we are besties :D

[@FreshOuttttttt]

+This is angelo Society doesn't hate men, just stupid feminist cunts. And those feminist cunts I reference are quickly becoming irrelevant. There must be something in this story that isn't being told, if he's not drug "affiliated", has no criminal record, no violent past, etc. it's extremely possible she lied about him to the courts or manipulated their child to win custody.

[@tyjenkins9021]

+FreshOuttttttt You must not have much experience with family courts. The mother is ALWAYS the default for custody unless he can prove she's extremely unstable. When it comes to custody, alimony and child support there is no question that the deck is stacked against men. It's a fact.

[@FreshOuttttttt]

Ty Judkins I don't have a family but I know plenty of people in law. It's not a fact. There are so many factors that you can't determine or consider over an internet discussion that contribute to custody, so I think it's safe to say, based on your response, that you have as little knowledge / experience with family courts as I do.

[@prettyhollypolly7553]

As a woman, I’ll always say this, if you put your hand in the mouth of a lion and it bites, you have to bear responsibility. Women we have to take responsibility for our actions.

[@johnsteves9158]

💯

[@brianpayne4549]

Sanity, from the mouth of a member of the insane.

[@jazaractus]

Well said. Respect. Brings to mind the man who recently provoked Mike Tyson in an airplane and got his ass handed to him. I've also fought to protect people who were busy planting knives in my back. Enough is enough. Abuse is abuse, it knows no gender.

[@serismadreth8471]

Ah yes the wife beater is a lion...The abused woman should take responsability for being beaten Your statement sucks and so does your opinion. You missed the point of the whole show, it wasn't accusing abused women of anything it just pointed at the Taboo and awkwardness about the conflict.

[@brianpayne4549]

@@serismadreth8471 you are completely missing the point: not ALL women who claim to be abused, are actually abused. Often times, it’s the man who’s brutalized. What he saying is that if the woman constantly “sticks her arm in the lions mouth”, don’t act surprised when it gets bitten off, which is the calling card of every woman in existence.

[@the_bottomfragger]

Everyone arguing about serious stuff but can we just talk about how amazing that stretch after 6:48 is. "Rub one out, it's the champagne of victory" had me almost spit out my water.

[@TRUESTEP92]

My mom would always tell me & all of my brother's... "If a woman ever lays a hand on you, NEVER hit her back. But be sure to show her your Strength." Real shit. 💯

[@ianhoneycutt3858]

Going back to this after the Johnny Depp case just re-enforces how Women understand the upper hand they have and how willing they are to abuse it.

[@Slim2Flo]

This. 👌👏

[@a.i.m.f8567]

Yeah, the problem is that the legal system is so garbage in almost every country.

[@nathanbrown7906]

Bro you could have broken ribs and still be arrested if she has a small scratch

[@RoyDontHugMeImScared]

Good job generalizing all women based off of Amber. Really shows the kind of "man" you are.

[@ianhoneycutt3858]

@@RoyDontHugMeImScared Good job assuming I'm a man

[@foxy2k155]

Double standard: Woman hits Man=Funny Man hits Woman=Abuse

[@suntzu4607]

I once believed to never hit a woman no matter what. What happened during high school changed my mind. I did it for self-defense but everyone saw me as the bad guy even when they saw what fully happened.

[@F1rstNameLastName]

When it comes to high-school the victim is always treated as the bad guy if they try to fight back regardless of gender tbh

[@captwaffle1361]

"Rub one out like man, it's the champagne of victory." Well said Bill.

[@Jomanmusic]

God, it's just so fucking true.

[@Mia-dt3gl]

I think domestic abuse is wrong, but if a woman hits a man then he has the right to hit back. I say this as a woman.

[@Mia-dt3gl]

Oh I don't doubt that women can be vile abusers. I just don't like how many people make an equivalency between a man hitting a woman in self-defense and a man physically abusing a woman.

[@supreet6331]

Great girl

[@stephenh2319]

If a woman hits a man its still domestic abuse lol irs not a one sided thing

[@sleuwe3878]

pick me

[@muddashucka9743]

​@@sleuwe3878 no

[@blobviss-3367]

'Answer him' was most likely meant as 'answer the question the comedian just asked' (to the audience)...

[@TheKevinGeee]

The Rihanna thing was a good example. People only reacted to how Chris Brown beat her up. But people didn't know that Rihanna was actually beating up Chris Brown before he fought back. She even threw his keys outsides the freaking road.

[@cryptojihadi265]

"There's NO reason to hit a woman" Amber Turd: I'm gonna shit all over that ridiculous statement.

[@SeansModelBuilds]

Don't give them the Martyr Status they want the most. I always get asked why I don't date and answer: "I have only met women and I want to date a lady."

[@scootza1]

@@SeansModelBuilds that's pretty based ngl

[@linkthemastah29]

Heh. Shit.

[@Bird_Manukilla]

Literally 💀

[@bigsmall246]

I hope people remember to boycott Turd movies

[@stealthwolf1]

What happens if you hit Kaitlyn Jenner?

[@rapidfirematt]

Lol

[@waaagh3203]

+Bruce Wayne As long as it's with your car, you should be good.

[@ciscombc3723]

you get your ass kicked, bitch used to be a male olympian

[@easysnake205]

People forget that Jenner was an Olympic gold medalist in the decathlon. He was the most well rounded athlete in the world that year. The decathlon has events that require, speed, strength, coordination, endurance, etc.

[@spambamkeija634]

+Ghost Pumpkin I like how you all are just putting "She" normally lol. Cracks me up

[@keaton_jb_meme_central]

Few months ago I was hanging with some of my guys. Some chick randomly decides to start pulling on my arm with one of her friends , roughly pulling on it as if she were trying to pull it outta socket. I did what any reasonable person would do and hit her hand away. I’ll let you know that I’m only 5’7-5’8 and this girl was like 5’10. Well afterwards they came up to me and yelled at me saying “Never put your hands on a woman.” I was about this close to literally knocking some sense into their thick skulls.

[@vdd1001]

You should've said "please, don't touch my arm, no is no, right? You need my consent" cuz that's what they preach too. Playing with their own cards

[@briandiff1459]

So brings back memories, I had an ex I ran into at a bar about a year after we broke up, I just walked past her like she was not even there, well, that must have pissed her off because she stabbed me in the shoulder with a metal nail file she had in her purse as I walked past her, it went in 3" and stuck in my shoulder, I did not know it was still in my shoulder when i turned around and thought whatever it was was still in her hand, so when I turned around, I punched her in the face flooring her.. make a long story short, we were both arrested, her on numerous charges including a felony, and get this.. I was arrested on .. "domestic violence" because I had dated her in the past.. I had to surrender all my firearms and to this day cannot own one as that charge sits over my head.. had that been a man that stabbed me, I would have been in the clear based on "self-defense", but because it was a woman..

[@Singularity2039]

That's messed up bro .. never turn your back on a female. They can be very crazy and dangerous. Sucks about the guns. :(

[@DanniDerpy]

COPS: so what your saying is you defended yourself from what could have been a murder attempt YOU: yes COPS: so your life was put in danger by this woman and you had to defend youself YOU: thats right yes COPS: i see. take away his right to defend himself

[@Bearvas]

That's a shit show no doubt about it. You were failed by your legislative system. Not sure if you could fought the judgement though.

[@edwardbo4666]

... Ok. Lawyers is there something that can be done about this? Cause that was bullshit...

[@paulsss-bp1dp]

I feel your pain there brother, my trial for a similar situation is in a few days. I haven't been able to go hunting for the last three years because of it😕

[@jusme1705]

he destroyed that chick that yelled out lol

[@Valansch]

+Jus Me Can you understand what she is saying and explain it? I don't get it. "Answer him right"?

Yeah totally wrong time to do it when he's on a role like that catch him when he's talking about beating off or something

[@tyblue4359]

+Jus Me Even the women laughed at her, lol. So many issues.....so little answers. You would think women made all of the laws in America. They pretty much avoid anything that can criminalize them, so of course the laws would be like they are now.

[@kieranpaddock6099]

+Jus Me RIP heckler

[@Twunga]

+Anders Garvin I feel like she was trying to support him by saying answer him though?

[@michaelkelly3501]

If a woman is attacking me with a weapon, yeah I'll throw some bows.

[@johnfitzgeraldkennedy5076]

These hands are rated E for everyone

[@BurdenofTheMighty]

That’s right! The neighbor, your dad, your mom, your sister, your wife, even your kids. I am a 100% backer of spanking kids for bad behavior

[@loneronin6813]

Self-Defense. If someone tries to harm you that's when gender, race, sexual orientation, etc. no longer matters.

[@LargeMarge8671]

Except when the man does whatever he wants, lies constantly to everyone, and has the woman so broke down and beaten in the inside that she knows better than to do anything but keep taking it until death finally gives her freedom and peace. There is not a REAL man out there who would ever raise a hand or even a voice to a woman, no matter what the circumstance. Those men who abuse were taught to abuse and taught how to get by with it. There is a reason abusers have no respect for women, typically it's because of whatever woman raised them and gave them no guidance or nor nothing to respect.

[@loneronin6813]

@@LargeMarge8671 Everyone has the right to defend themselves. If someone attacks you, then you have every right to fight back. Just as a woman has the right to defend herself, so does a man. I don't know how you're reading abuse into my initial comment. If a man hit you then you would defend yourself right? Why is it so wrong for a man to defend themselves against a woman attacking them? You do realize that sometimes men are abused by women as well right? Is there some kind of exception when it comes to a man being abused? I haven't heard of one that was valid. I've never hit a woman, but I've been attacked unprovoked by someone I was in a relationship back in high school. I didn't hit her, but I did grab her by the arms and restrain her so that she couldn't continue trying to hit me and literally claw my eyes out. I maintain that I had every right to defend myself. Turns out the reason she did this as some kind of sick test to see if I would still stay with her even if she was abusive. I also happen to be disabled and I can't throw a punch, kick, or other strike even if I wanted to, but I can still restrain and grapple with an attacker to an extent. You say a real man wouldn't hit a woman even in self defense, so are you also saying that I deserved to be viciously attacked and I should've just let it happen? Your argument is exactly the mentality that only makes it harder for men who are physically abused to receive justice and understanding as to why they defended themselves. I didn't even say anything about abuse, but I know what it's like to be attacked and abused by a woman, and I assure you that there is nothing right about anyone attacking or abusing anyone else. So I maintain my initial point: If someone attacks you, it doesn't matter who they are. Defend yourself.

[@redactedgamersgd1788]

Unless if the self defense case is about self defense against a bully, the amount of kids getting expelled is pretty much challenging the amount of JayStation videos milking on corpses

[@loneronin6813]

@@redactedgamersgd1788 When did this become about anything you just said? Are you having a laugh? I genuinely don't know where you're getting all of this.

[@jordanv6466]

@@loneronin6813 she deleted her comment LMAOO

[@otalgebra4436]

I will never marry until these laws are changed. Alimony = bad thing.

[@Itsmeeman1]

daniel ZHAO Alimony should be banned a it's out of date, and Child Support should be voluntary. If you love your kids then pay what you can or keep them with you. If they're Her kids then fuck off.

[@connorfrance7669]

Prenuptial agreements are a thing

[@Itsmeeman1]

Connor France They've been over-turned on more than one occasion. they're now not worth the paper they're written on.

[@jasonbrown4526]

Connor France Courts ruling against prenuptial agreements are a thing.

[@SovereignStatesman]

daniel ZHAO You don't need to marry to pay child-support. Also remember that false rape-accusation is the perfect crime.

[@bunsenn5064]

I have a sort of rule with this kind of stuff. If they hit you, be the bigger person and walk away. If they hit you and it HURTS, defend yourself.

[@jaghatai_bulut]

I had been in an abusive relationship for 2 years once. I never thought its ok to hit a woman, but i honestly understood why SOME women got beaten by some men. Obviously, this is a more spesific situation that is not related with the general violence on women issues and in no way it makes physicality justified. But oh brother, when some psycjo chick locks you in a room, yells insults at you and hits you like you are some kind of a sandbag, you find yourself thinking about 2 options. Either punch the shit out of the bastard or run far, far away. I chose to ran away. If you ever find yourself in the same situation, do the same. Anwering violence with violence only damages your case.

[@theblasteffect4499]

Sad but true.

[@thatboyakira4202]

Violence is not and answer, it's a question. And the answer is always yes. Joking. It's good that you chose the most wise decision. However that woman will never face the consequences of what she had done to ya. Cheers

[@soulflytothemosthigh]

I have a whole long list of reasons I could've hit my ex wife over the years. I always told myself that I wouldn't hit her and would never turn to alcohol like her dad did because her mom was the same way. Due to one miniscuel issue, she handed me separation papers a few years ago. I shrugged my shoulders, said "oh well" and walked away. For the sake of my children, I suggested marriage counselling and she declined. I've been in heaven ever since. I had just accepted a job in the field I'd always dreamed of, then she handed me separation...followed by divorce papers. God was on my side that year.

[@iamsultana]

Looks like you take very little initiative in your own life.

[@soulflytothemosthigh]

Sorry Kim but you have no clue who I am. That was 4 years ago. Since then, I've been working in a funeral home taking care of people. Last February, I became a hospice volunteer and then did reiki workshops so I could heal myself (past and present) mentally, spiritually, and physically. I started doing energy work on my friends, family, and children. Over the summer to November, I went through the levels of reiki and became recognized as a practitioner for hospice and bring healing energy in to hospice patients. I also go to the cancer floor every other week for hospice and visit patients and their family offering support and get them what they need to make their night easier. I became a reiki master practitioner in November and gave my 7 year old son the ability to do it (will do that for my 4 year old daughter when she feels ready). I've taught my son how to do healings on me and how to bring healing energy in to himself when he gets hurt. I got my ex wife and her mom interested in it after I did a distance healing to get rid of ex wife's migraine. They both got interested in crystal therapy and I set them up with my reiki master so they could have the ability to heal themselves and make themselves better people. I meditate daily and teach my kids how to meditate. Soon, I will be doing a workshop for a medical reiki master where I'll be able to do reiki on patients before, during and after surgery working along side doctors. Thanks but I believe I have taken a lot of initiative in my life.

[@sleuwe3878]

there’s never a reason to hit your spouse.. y’all are sick

[@neonrose9515]

@@sleuwe3878 self defense?

[@theenderdestruction2362]

God really said: I gotchu fam

[@samuelbekele3601]

Never hit a woman... Not because it's wrong, but because you will be ruined for life. Just piss her off more and secretly record her, then call the cops. There you go, undeniable evidence and you win like you should.

[@blazzy3241]

samuel bekele rub 1 out for victory

[@samuelbekele3601]

It's fine if she hit you first, but like I said the system we have is set up for men to lose in a court room so just piss her off and record her abusing you...

[@Soxdagoat]

But no man should ever have to go through that it's ridiculous

[@konradhamilton5649]

samuel bekele Don't hit her. Slowly drive her to insanity and steal one of her socks every months until her life is ruined. That's called bringing a nuke to a kamakazi fight!

[@j.c.gaming1774]

samuel bekele hell no you hit her equal rights

[@kanna7446]

Well I hit a girl once in middle school. She was authorised by the teacher to hit me if I talked (I was very talkative). I talked and she hit me. I thought of her as a homie so I didn't expect that and I fell silent, with my feelings hurt. Apparently for her it was all game. So after an hour when I asked for an eraser from another guy, she hit me again and then laughed for some reason. I actually smacked her. Her face turned to shock to cry. But she didn't tell it to anyone for some reason. Turns out she was a homie. We were just on a different page that day.

[@DARTH-R3VAN]

Ngl she's a chad for understanding. You're also a chad for knocking some sense into her

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

Sounds like she just didn't realize she was offending you. But in my book she earns forgiveness if and only if in addition to not telling on you, also apologized to you for hitting you in the first place.

[@kanna7446]

@@medexamtoolsdotcom nah it was okay after that. We didn't really talk that day but laughed about it the next day

[@seanlogen9304]

''I believe men and women are equal and should be treated equally'' if any women puts her hands on me ill put her in 1 year coma

[@julioacceus253]

"Would you ever hit a woman?" "If she threatened my life." BEST REASON.

[@huskythedinosaur1592]

One of my friends who moved to another school from which I was in got bullied by 4 girls all day long. He had enough so he got one of them by the arm and then just slammed her into the bricks, she was crying and a bit bruised. My friend on the other hand was all beat up and bleeding from all the beating he took. A teacher found them and called the cops and my friend got talked to by the cops why it is never right to hit a girl meanwhile those girls got off harm free. And then my friend was expelled...

[@anfrale4657]

he should have just said to them if they continue he will smack the sht out of em.

[@deutschundnorskgutt853]

@@anfrale4657 if only that worked.

[@anfrale4657]

@@deutschundnorskgutt853 it does work. tell them if they continue to bully a man like that then be prepared to be handled by a man. he could have easily beat the shit out of em all

[@nosywendigo592]

Whoever beat your friend got lucky he never came back with guns and shot them all to death. You can never know, dude.

[@leonpb1409]

@@anfrale4657 girls don't stop. You tell em to stop, they don't. They enjoy seeing guys annoyed. They see it as a game not something serious. Or maybe that's a psycho, not just a girl.

[@jacquesanquetil8243]

I'm turning this franchise around and champagne of victory - I'm fucking dying.

[@shakezula3316]

Imagine poking and bothering a lion, angering it until it eventually attacks you, then you get mad and say the lion was in the wrong because it is "physically stronger than a human". That's what this is.

[@newvultraz]

I love that ending segment about how women win arguments.

[@naphackDT]

newvultraz And he totally cut out like 80% of it. There was a huge build up to that punch line in the original.

[@espanolaangler5634]

ripped off Dane cook

[@ericholdsworth6611]

+Espanola Angler fuck dane cook

[@sailboatsandwine]

+Espanola Angler Wrong

[@newvultraz]

Code Ex I'm warning you. Your friends will be asking, "Does this burger taste funny to you?" And I'll say, "It tastes like Code."

[@whiskerchild]

A friend of mine told me her husband was so violent that he was throwing her against the wall. Good God, I said. But then she told me that she had knocked his glasses off his face before he picked her up and threw her. She had a look on her face that said there was more. I left it at that. There can be two sides.

[@dawnoftruth1]

***** Whenever I see a woman who's obviously had a throw down with a man, I ask my girlfriend, "I wonder what she did?" For some reason, I'm always the bad guy for asking that.

[@scaldingbutter7769]

@@doug9778 Whenever I see a woman I start beating the ever living shit out of her, for some reason I'm considered a felon on many states

[@bendover-bv5yp]

Man my exact thoughts displayed.The fact that people tell u that u should never ever hit a women no matter what she does was beyond me

[@TheUprightLuthier-1959]

A woman showed up at my kid's school to complain that her kid came home without his coat. She was unreasonable, inconsolably, unstable, and hit several people in front of a group of kids and parents. The school security guard hero hid and called cops. After what seemed like an eternity the cops came in and within a minute of arriving she had hit them each. Unable to get a grip on a the blubbery blob, one of the cops punched her in the face. That's one reason right there.

[@dalebecause2467]

I slapped an old GF of mine.....we were arguing and she slapped me once...and then again....I told her after the second one that if she slapped me again I was going to slap her back.....well she tested those waters and she caught one right back. The hitting stopped after that......never happened again between us....

[@coledibiase5971]

*disclaimer* I am a happy, mentally healthy adult with absolutely no after effects of my parents actions, there is no need for sympathy comments. Thank you to all the people who care though. I spent my childhood watching my mother, get in my father's face, scream at him, shove him, belittle him, even slap him. My father, who had anger issues. Every time he would literally say "Get away from me before something bad happens to you." "Get away from me before I kick your ass " "Don't try and act like a man because you ain't one." And every single time she would get louder and tell him to do it, and he'd snap and hit her, sometimes he'd just slap her, sometimes he'd beat her so bad that 5, 6, 7 year old me would literally have to get involved. And every time afterwards she would come to us, her little kids and talk about how much of a monster he was, like yeah he's a monster BACK THE FUCK UP THEN! At the very least don't literally tell him "Do it then!" She would literally say things like, "I can't believe he would do that." Like seriously mom, he's done it every week since as far back as I can remember, what did you think was going to happen?

[@zenmonk29]

hope you’re doing good bruh

[@psychicbyinternet]

Sounds like they were both very much in the wrong and you had a fucked up childhood. She was super abusive, but he clearly was more violent than he needed to be as well. I'm sorry. :(

[@samdumaquis2033]

Hope you are getting on and avoiding that kind of problem. Sending you strength

[@red-n-blue9015]

Im gonna sound like a dick for this, but your mom seems like a bitch at times-

[@xX_EltKLLgm-ng_Xx]

Ur dad was based, some hoes need to get humbled ... dunno why ppl feel pity for stupid ppl lol ... she needed to stfu and spread her legs

[@jukkar6193]

Once police had to come our house, because i slap my girlfriend in face. She personally called them. So they arrive and i show them a video that i was secretly filming during our fight. She was totally mad and hit and kicked me many times before i slap her. Police watch that video and then said, "nothing wrong happened here" they asked me if i want that they take her to jail. i Said no, thats ok. She was so embarassed next day. I enjoyed it.

[@ronrfinamore594]

Truth.... The judge saw a justifiable reason when she brought me to court. Truth

[@padmeamidala5649]

As Dave Chappelle once said…. “Well, what did she do?”

[@callalily7314]

Im a girl, and I believe if a women hits you, you have as much right to hit her back in defense. Its called equality for a reason. I dislike how some women get away with abusing their partners for long periods of time and once their husband or boyfriend gets fed up and strike them once, they begin to act as the victims. Personally I would NEVER hit a person, even if they are being ridiculously rude, Ive been punched before and I never returned it. I try to deal with conflict with understanding and love. The only reason I would strike a person if my life or the lives of the people I care is in danger. Other wise in no circumstance do I find violence acceptable.

[@KatanaBananaa]

+Diana Alarcon Right! :)

[@trevordixon5055]

I'm different. call me all the mean names you want. But the moment you physically put your hands on me, I'm laying you out

[@callalily7314]

+Trevor Dixon and that's alright I totally respect your opinion :)

[@GaudyGotti]

HOW MANY WOMEN DO YOU KNOW ABUSE THERE MEN ?

[@jayeljh6638]

@@GaudyGotti here we go lol

[@zanytobbs]

Random dude: I'll give you a million dollars if you can watch Bill Burr without laughing Me: Fuck

[@MichaelEMJAYJohnson]

Not humanly possible....wait....still no.

[@everaymond2498]

I'm a feminist and I strongly believe in the whole equal rights equal fights. I just don't prone physical violence towards any fuckin one.

[@nander1988]

Sounds like Bill Burrs sister was in that audience: "EVERY DAYYYY"

[@supreetsahu1964]

This is how I celebrate International Women's Day.

[@harshitmadan6449]

@Di Vepets There is one, but 99.99% people don't know about it.

[@gregoreisenhorn5093]

It's always been my philosophy that if a woman punches you, you have the right to defend yourself and punch her back.

[@azrael557]

that's been my philosophy since 2nd grade haha

[@ellendaniels8715]

How’s that a philosophy lmao

[@sarahcusack]

We are human beings not robots. If a 5 foot 6 woman will punch a strong 6 foot 2 man in the face, it would be very wrong for him to slug her in the face. Fact is, 99% of the time men are physically stronger, and have testosterone affecting their mental state.

[@phillipwalling7470]

It's not philosophy. It's common sense. All Hands are rated E for everyone.

[@paying-for-freedom]

My father always said that there is never a good reason for hitting a lady. But if she is not behaving like a lady!!!!!!!!!! Just like there is no reason to hit an honorable man. But if he isn't behaving like a man with honor!!!!!

[@User-wj3qs]

“EVERYDAAAAAAAY” fucking broke me lmao

[@caller347]

I love it when comedians own hecklers.

[@standbehindbraum6178]

i like how perfect his answer was , real quick and simple , im pretty sure somebody told her to shut up XD

[@larrymasterspowerbuildingc4477]

Do not ever heckle this professional.

[@anthonyhayes1611]

I'm a black man and I was taught to not hit a woman. But my girlfriend was messing around on me and asked me to take my son. She slapped me when I said no you should move in with the man she was fing , I'm the one paying the rent. I slapped her back, she said she was called the police cause they could see I slapped her. I simply told her my son who was 10 at the time said he'd tell them the truth. EQUAL RIGHTS MY ASS!!!

[@rileyhubins670]

If a woman hits a guy he has every reason to hit her back

[@IAmMugel]

The worst is when you come across those women who think they're so above the law they can say you should never hit a woman while being a woman who abuses her boyfriend on a daily basis. I have seen women like this. They, punch, and slap around their boyfriends, laugh about it, and say it's a joke. I'll say it now, and I don't care who disagrees with me, or how ridiculously late I am on it, but if you're a woman who thinks it's okay to physically abuse men, then you should at the very least expect to get slapped at least once to see exactly how what you're doing feels.

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

@@JonathanTBE r&t@rժ detected, everyone, r&t@rժ detected. Also, what are you going to do when she attacks with a weapon, or sticks her fingers in his eyes, especially with long sharp fingernails, still going to say it's not abusive then, r&t@rժ? Oh he can take it, no one help him, he's a man so no one concern yourselves with him. Also, it takes very little force to do damage. I sincerely hope you learn this the hard way. Here's hoping a woman gouges your eyes out and no one helps you or has any pity for you, because once you're blind, you won't be leaving any more comments on youtube.

[@psycholyko6923]

@@JonathanTBE that’s his point tho. For men who don’t wanna be hit even it doesn’t hurt or not. If a man says stop, and makes it clear he’s serious, the female should stop. Abuse is abuse, no matter what form it comes in.

[@smilerequest5816]

I am against violence. however, most women can't do damage as much as men can do. If I squeeze my brothers wrist for example with all of my strength is not the same as he doing it to me, he can simply bruise me or worse. If she is like chocking him or doing serious damage he should defend himself of course If it's not a serious damage they should talk it out if she doesn't stop he should break up with her.

[@kevinkearns7719]

@@JonathanTBE I watched as my boy got slapped in the face in the middle of an airport because he dared to suggest they take the $100 credit the airline offered if they took the next flight. While he may have had 100 lbs on her, its fucking abuse bro.

[@IAmMugel]

@@JonathanTBE Dude you're literally promoting one sided abuse here. A beta check? Fucking seriously? When I originally made that post my mind went to a past roommate I had. New flash, his girl wasn't just giving love taps, she left bruises! And news flash, I've been punched by a guy, hell it damn near knocked me out. Drunk nights at my brothers got crazy. Now, why didn't this guy I was thinking about while writing this ever hit her back? I don't know let me think, because it's been nailed into our heads that no matter what, we should just sit there and take it. Fine, it's a fact that women aren't as physically strong as men, but that doesn't mean a women's punch is so weak it's like a tap of a dog tail. That's honestly one of the most sexist things I've heard and that's saying a lot. From what I've observed, you're sitting here calling all women weak, and all men who take crap from them pussies, completely missing the point of the original post. Alright, done wasting my time with you. Good day.

[@romariopeterkin8548]

"every ass kicking doesn't fall out of the sky" 😂😂😂 he had me rolling there!!

[@jermainefoskey8045]

Romario Peterkin 😂😂😂😂

[@adamb89]

About 7 years ago I witnessed this crazy chick arguing with her (soon to be ex) boyfriend in the parking lot where I lived. From what I gathered talking to the guy later, and the police who came by to take my statement, she apparently came home drunk and was just 100% convinced he was cheating on her despite having absolutely zero evidence or reason to think that. Anyway the incident I'm talking about, he's trying to drive away, and she's half hanging out the driver's side window in an attempt to drag him out of the car so she can continue arguing. He did this awesome move where he spun the car in a tight circle, almost doing a donut, but managed to get her to fly out the side and bounce off the dumpster somehow without hitting his door. And as she's laying on the ground she start screaming "rape" over and over while flopping around like a fish out of water.

[@lifechanges557]

Love this guy, because in his comedy he speaks the truth.. no you should never hit a woman, but women should never hit a man either.. it works both ways.. but he is so funny..

[@ryankulikowsky]

Couldn’t have said it any better myself

[@emmioglukant]

Never? Are you in your right mind?

[@Vaul.]

@@emmioglukant replied to a 5 year old comment, are you in your right mind

[@SmithFemboyFurry]

@@Vaul. Replied to a comment replying to a five year old comment? Are you in your right mind?

[@vh4-rr545]

@@SmithFemboyFurry Replied to a comment that replied to a comment that replied to a 5 year old comment. Are *YOU* in your right mind?

[@henaken08]

One time I was bringing my 3 year old boy to his mother's place. Recently splitted. My phone was off so I've got into the building and rang the apartment. She wasn't expecting me to ring at the door, when she did open she tried to hit me a few times. In front of my boy. I've just protected myself with my arm, no hitting. I did warn her. The time passed and talking about this episode she said "you tried to get into the apartment" , I know for sure that was the last thing I wanted. The difference between men and women is that women believe their lies to be truth. Men know when they're lying.

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

Not just that, but it doesn't matter what they do wrong, they will NEVER consider themselves to be the villain in any situation, in their opinion, they are life's main hero and they can do no wrong, and anything bad they do is justified somehow like you gave them no choice and they will never feel the least bit of remorse over their wrongdoing.

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

I once (unfortunately) saved a woman's job, because she ordered something 15 SETS of 15 of a certain item, and she would have gotten a better price if she'd ordered 9 sets of 25 or 4 sets of 50 and a 25, so I thought she didn't want 225 but just 15, and I couldn't get in contact with her at first so I delayed filling the order. When I finally contacted her after her vacation, she was working in "procurement" and read the note from the person she was procuring it for and he obviously wanted 15, not 225, but she refused to admit she made any sort of mistake. I insisted the mistake was hers and tried to communicate understanding of the nature of her mistake to her, and she got furious and demanded to speak to my manager with the intent to get me fired, and then insisted her company would never buy from mine ever again. All that as reward for me saving her job by catching her mistake. I could have just filled the order as placed, sent 225. But in exchange for me doing this thing for her benefit, she was convinced I was the bad guy, she absolutely could not acknowledge she made any sort of mistake of any kind and wanted to DESTROY the one who helped her, for suggesting she wasn't perfect. That's women. That's what they do.

[@jshepard152]

That's hilariously true.