I hit a woman once. It was a firm backhand. She had being yelling and screaming at me because she was drunk for the last few hours and causing all sorts of crap at my friends place (she was abusive every once in a while but this was the worst she had being). Then while I was driving her back home she grabbed the wheel and tried to turn it so that the car went into oncoming traffic at 80km/hr. So I backhanded her. It just came out of no where and wasn't planned but an automatic response. She yelled, screamed and cried for the rest of the night about it as I tried to get her home safely. I had to call the cops to take her home in the end. She told them that I had beat her but they didn't even take my statement. They knew what was up. I've had people tell me that I was wrong for hitting her because 'it's never OK'. One chick went off at me at a party when my best friend told her the story as he was also in the car. Load of bullshit.
@zakshale8 жыл бұрын
you did the right thing.
@D3vasis8 жыл бұрын
+Kent Merr Some women need a bitchslap once in a while to remind them that they are not superior to men and their actions have consequences
@Stokedhavok8 жыл бұрын
+Kent Merr You did the right thing. Not only did she try to kill you both, but she also threatened the lives of other drivers when she tried to force the wheel into on-coming traffic. She needed the message that you can't do shit like that, and the back of your hand happened to be the messenger.
@Walker20028 жыл бұрын
You were in the car with a woman.. and you backhanded her? What the FOCK is wrong with you mon.. you never do that.. ever. Being in a car, there is no space to swing, there is no momentum built up and you can't even get your hips to follow through for impact! Stop and get out of the car next time.. make us bros proud.
@Sheketo8 жыл бұрын
Are you imitating GradeAUnderA? ;o
@jimmyboy1319 жыл бұрын
One thing I heard from a retired police officer of over 20 years: When they go to a domestic violence scene, and if the woman comes up to them and starts telling them what he did, and this and that, then it's likely that she's the one who started it and he's the victim. But if she's quiet and not doing much when they're there, and not saying much, then he started it and she's the victim.
@jagamin50032 жыл бұрын
True
@AT-yj8gl2 жыл бұрын
Aint that a massive generalization bro. Sure it's true some times and some times it's not
@jimmyboy1312 жыл бұрын
@@AT-yj8gl Yeah it probably is. He was talking about his experience over his 20+ year career. So it's not an absolute but it must have been common enough that they could know what was going on just by observing these signs.
@jagamin50032 жыл бұрын
@@AT-yj8gl it’s generally accurate and not always true but studies even show it well not the yelling out part but most women in those kinds of relationships say little remain quite and that’s a proven trend not fact but a proven trend
@tristenbailey84422 жыл бұрын
@@AT-yj8gl not the oc's generalization, but, as he said, it came from the retired cop. As 2 others told you, yet you never followed up, it's not always true, but studies do support that as a general trend
@gavinbain8408 жыл бұрын
women smack men all the time and everyone thinks well the guy probably deserved it, but if a man smacks a woman, even if she hit him first, everyone flips their shit.
@rivblack8 жыл бұрын
well fucking said.
@Maxshard8 жыл бұрын
Usual man hating feminist double standards as promoted by the media all the time.
@slan778 жыл бұрын
Look up "male disposability"
@AngusStewart018 жыл бұрын
that is so true
@AgentMorbid8 жыл бұрын
Thats true for me. I'm not the perfect boyfriend but in all my fights with my girl, she is the one being physical always. Pushed, shoved, scratched, punched (on the body though)...I got the scratches and bruises, they sometimes hurt but i have a male constitution and bigger (honestly, they hardly bothers me at all) so I took it. Plus no one will give a fuck anyway if I got hurt. They probably laugh at me if I complain, wouldn't they? Wouldnt you , "ladies"? I sincerely love her and forgives (and she always apologises) but yes, through it all I kept thinking how fucked up it is that its ok for society to accept guys being battered by women but GODDAMN if you even speak harshly to a woman in public. Whereas if a guy gets that or even were hit, EVERYONE will immediately think the guy is a fucking jerk and probably deserves it.
@MrJotaNu2 жыл бұрын
My wife once went so crazy of drinking alcohol for several hours . She insulted and humiliate me for hours. I locked the door of the bathroom to make it my emergency-room to avoid her screaming at me. She pounded and kicked the door and didn't stop of screaming at me. All of a sudden I heard her unlocking the door with a screwdriver. She opened the door and stormed into the bathroom with a 20cm long and big screwdriver, ready to stab me with it. I disarmed her with three heavy punches to her face which resulted in a black eye an bruises. She screamed that I hit her and ran to the neighbors.... Self defense it allowed if you are threatened with serious injury caused by a wappon. Women often forget this.They often think that they are untouchable. Wrong sight on life!
@gl1tchygreml1n2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit dude I'm so sorry to hear that I hope you're doing okay now
@hblog5 ай бұрын
You western people are creating this monster and promoting this 💩all over the world
@Tyren17k4 ай бұрын
I’m hoping you got divorced
@TaxEvader224 ай бұрын
Not ex-wife?
@absolutezerochill27004 ай бұрын
@@TaxEvader22Maybe he helped her through Rehab and she sincerely apologized.... Though, she was clearly mentally unstable.
@sagarus-x42 жыл бұрын
"There are plenty of reasons to hit a woman, you just don't do it." Perfectly said.
@themoralcompass41852 жыл бұрын
Well you can still do it if it’s in self defence or if it’s absolutely necessary
@Steevo692 жыл бұрын
Equal rights means equal lefts
@uzairaezad76302 жыл бұрын
Here are some women in comments selling the same crap of "u should not act violently if she hit u, just ask for divorce (later)". Either they are too smart or too dumb
@theodoroskonstantinides91542 жыл бұрын
@@uzairaezad7630 dude you cant make a point like that and then type dumb wrong...
@paveantelic78762 жыл бұрын
well yeah, if a scrawny guy hit you, you don't punch him with the full force, be a bigger man lol
@JakkFrost18 жыл бұрын
"There is NO reason to hit a woman." If a woman is hitting my kids, bitch is going down.
@jimmyle37577 жыл бұрын
Jakk Frost your damm right
@matter_17932 жыл бұрын
This man be speaking facts
@thatoneleaf98952 жыл бұрын
"Somebody is gonna die tonight"
@konnorlambert3382 жыл бұрын
Hell yes brother 🤣🤣🤣
@2001307692 жыл бұрын
Heard that!
@ymp50008 жыл бұрын
I told my wife at the beginning of our relationship that so long as she never hits me I will never hit her. This arraignment has worked flawlessly for 13 years so far.
@huntersmith23552 жыл бұрын
Still going good?
@seDrakonkill2 жыл бұрын
I’m interested too. Has it gone well?
@jermonejackson84372 жыл бұрын
The world may never know
@Im_literally_Manic_Mike2 жыл бұрын
Is it still going nicely?
@MrKelenek2 жыл бұрын
people Wants to know my guy... Bargain still stands ?
@sstaners12342 жыл бұрын
I watched a district judge give sentence to a girl who stabbed her boyfriend 40 times. While in the courtroom the family was trying to hold back the tears as the details were presented. She rolled her eyes. The judge got asked to duct tape her mouth shut: “You’re lucky this isn’t a death penalty state or else you’d get the chair.” Towards the end of it he screamed: “I HOPE YOU DIE IN PRISON!!!” So if anyone says there’s no reason to hit a woman. Yeah, tell that to this lady’s ex boyfriend.
@shironeko51832 жыл бұрын
Who was he? The dad? His bro?
@beastboikrys2 жыл бұрын
@@shironeko5183 Dude literally said he's her ex-boyfriend twice...
@shironeko51832 жыл бұрын
@@beastboikrys Well, he got stabbed 40 times, so I assumed he died.
@sstaners12342 жыл бұрын
@Shiro Neko - yeah, she was standing trial for the murder. If you get up after being stabbed 40 times you’re probably a superhero or something.
@shironeko51832 жыл бұрын
@@sstaners1234 Dude's just built different.
@superchicken50002 жыл бұрын
I used to be a “There is never a reason to put your hands on a woman” believer, then I married an abusive psycho who tried to seriously hurt me. I have changed my mind.
@1994savvas2 жыл бұрын
The thing is, violence wouldn't solve any problem. Genders don't even matter in this. Self-defense is a whole different story and of course you'll have to save yourself if you're getting physically attacked. But if it's all emotional abuse and manipulation, then you have to fight it by other means, and basically figure out how to run away with minimal casualties.
@Smokey14192 жыл бұрын
To each their own, i left an abousive relationship aftrr she told he rcousin right in fromt of me "man i just wanna hit him right now". I left, blocked her number, and never talked to her again. I feel like theres always another way, but im not 100% right, so.
@BradHawk-ev1yg2 жыл бұрын
Just violence solves many problems. Unjust violence causes more problems.
@cepahreinholt87102 жыл бұрын
@@BradHawk-ev1yg the notion of just violence is blurry and tricky as fuck because the harm received always feels bigger than the harm inflicted. So we can think we are "just" in our retribution but most of time we are not and therefore the "punished" person feel like she was unfairly and overly punished for her actions and tend to retaliate back to makes things even. That's why violence escalate most of the time and each party feel self righteous.
@TharzZzDunN2 жыл бұрын
@@cepahreinholt8710 No, no, just violence is applied once and the issue no longer exists. Removing the need for any further action, maximum efficiency.
@jasonli6788 жыл бұрын
I believe there is a reason to kick the shit about of anyone.
@miloyiannopoulis78148 жыл бұрын
What about John Coffey
@zanytobbs8 жыл бұрын
I came here to laugh not cry lol
@levonlynch8 жыл бұрын
+Milo Yiannopoulis How dare you? ;(
@karlsmith66908 жыл бұрын
Start a fight club.
@Adabeauvoir1117 жыл бұрын
Karl Smith 'First rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule is you do not talk about Fight Club.' - Tyler Durden
@alainantoine85989 жыл бұрын
Woman : "Never hit a woman" Man : "Why?" Woman : "Because Because women are weaker than men" Man : "So what if the man hit a stronger woman?" Woman : "You don't hit a woman period" Man : "Why?" Woman : "Because she's a woman" Man : "Do you believe in equality?" Woman : "Yes"
@FatMCSteve9 жыл бұрын
Lol, that is what is known as hypocrisy.
@elrey41379 жыл бұрын
+Fanto Hits You basically described feminism.
@heiveldboy9 жыл бұрын
+Fanto Hits Alright, here's some good ol' logic: Woman: "Never hit a woman." Man: "Why?" Woman: "Because women are weaker than men." Me: "Alright you idiot, then why are you stupid enough to attack someone you know is physically stronger than you and who will hit back if you push past his limits?"
@killman3695479 жыл бұрын
+Fanto Hits equal rights equal fights
@Bruhx108 жыл бұрын
Animal farm was a warning, not a suggestion.
@skateup22912 жыл бұрын
I had an abusive ex girlfriend. I was definitely a simp too. She would attack me and I’d literally do nothing. Until we broke up and she came to my house drunk. She attacked me scratched the fuck outta me and I pushed her off of me. She tried calling the cops to say I beat her up. She got arrested 30 minutes later.
@troytruong82462 жыл бұрын
These girls just cant control their emotions!
@chillycoldchomper93892 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness, I thought you were going to be arrested because you pushed her off. Man what a sad world we live in.
@bigsmall2462 жыл бұрын
@@troytruong8246 just stay away from the crazy ones
@antmess97892 жыл бұрын
@@bigsmall246 So stay away from 85% of all women?
@595no2 жыл бұрын
Good ending.
@shithappenedwhatnow30285 жыл бұрын
As a woman who experienced domestic violence I 100% support this comedians stance. He is speaking the truth, bravely, boldly and unapologetically. He's the type of guy that would step in to defend a woman/ child being attacked. Bless all you wonderful Men.
@geoffreycalligan94382 жыл бұрын
As a man who has experienced domestic violence myself. 1st allow me to say .I'm sorry for what was done to you. And 2nd. my hats off to you for being honest and real. you sound like a good woman .worth knowing. The man was clearly an asshole. sorry babe. We're not all like that!!!..
@iim4xii1292 жыл бұрын
@@geoffreycalligan9438 That a pickup line?
@geoffreycalligan94382 жыл бұрын
@@iim4xii129 nope. Just the truth. been there. Getting hit by your S/O. is an extremely difficult thing to deal with as a man. And Soldier. I don't expect it's any easier to deal with for a woman
@iim4xii1292 жыл бұрын
@@geoffreycalligan9438 Well I expect otherwise, but that's just me.
@geoffreycalligan94382 жыл бұрын
@@iim4xii129 you might be right. It might be easier for them. I know it fucked me up emotionally for a long while. Very difficult for a combat veteran. Such as myself. To wrap my head around becoming a domestic violence victim. It might just be easiest for the weaker sex to deal with. I can't say for sure. I only know for certain. How much it fucked me up. I'm still hurt from it. I think I always will be
@petertimowreef90858 жыл бұрын
It really takes a special kind of ignorance to go pick a verbal fight with a comedian while he's doing a show doesn't it. It's a comedians job to be verbally strong, AND you're sitting in a room filled with people who paid money to see this person! That's like going to a professional football match and running unto the field during the match to show everybody how it's done.
@furiousfinch15878 жыл бұрын
There are people that do that too. Sorta the kind of person that if you ran over, you wouldn't so much as glance in the mirror to see if they survived.
@wokinmale41848 жыл бұрын
Peter Timowreef or that's like r roused fighting Nunez
@stefanebeling54496 жыл бұрын
i äm olsso sät sink bat i finde sat weri kul
@DrCruel2 жыл бұрын
The heckler was Amber Heard.
@marshalllhiepler2 жыл бұрын
It also takes a special person, to not realise that most hecklers are "part of the show" and that an audience is drawn to a strong stage presence. When the comedian verbally obliterates the paid heckler, people admire him/her, and it discourages "real" hecklers from taking a shot at them.
@zeppdude3358 жыл бұрын
Equal rights, equal fights
@evanhu79498 жыл бұрын
Equal rights, equal lefts
@cameronmcallister76068 жыл бұрын
+Evan Hu Equal Rights, Equal Wrongs.
@SamWilliamson173 жыл бұрын
Equal rights and lefts
@mazing32able3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@kay-collins2 жыл бұрын
Omg you’re so clever. Wow.
@KingsOfTheIronAge2 жыл бұрын
I had a girlfriend who was absolutely psycho, one night she tried to hit me in the head with an iron. I slipped her sweeping swing by ducking and countering with a right hook. She collapsed to the floor unconscious. I called the cops, they turned up and took her away, they saw she was an absolute lunatic and arrested her for attempted murder. Only woman I have ever hit. Now I have two dogs and am very happy.
@nahtesalinas19172 жыл бұрын
You had no other choice but to strike her. Sorry you had to do that. At least you got rid of her.
@nahtesalinas19172 жыл бұрын
@Joe dirty71 I guess you can believe what you want to believe. *shrug*
@ALJ9000 Жыл бұрын
@Joe dirty71 In that case I have 11” below the waist
@ALJ9000 Жыл бұрын
@Joe dirty71 I made it up, because apparently everything is made up to you. I don’t think you should ever serve on a jury
@ALJ9000 Жыл бұрын
@Joe dirty71 You should work on your self awareness, because I recommend looking in the mirror while saying that last part
@GetMeThere18 жыл бұрын
The better argument, IMO, is that it's SEXIST to make the statement "There's no reason to hit a woman." By excluding men from the statement you're implying there ARE reasons to hit a man -- and that's a double standard. And most people think there ARE reasons to hit a man -- and it's especially women who think that. If it's OK to hit a man then it's OK to hit a woman. That's equality.
@AngusStewart018 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah
@cupidgaming80627 жыл бұрын
GetMeThere1 FUCK YEAH YOUR RIGHT BRO
@Human-ty4vs7 жыл бұрын
bongo155 what so saying 'dont hit a woman' is the same as 'dont hit' men arent included in the first but by specifically saying 'woman' means it is exclusively for them.
@marcelo58037 жыл бұрын
GetMeThere1 he's saying this bcs girls are the one complaining
@supreet63314 жыл бұрын
You're the calmness person here
@TheAntiFeminist210 жыл бұрын
I've dated several women that flat out told me.. why don't you hit me when I piss you off that much or when i say this or that? The main reason is because most men don't want to go to jail, second is because I personally am not a violent person. The laws used to ALLOW a man to beat his wife once a month and many such laws are actually still on the books in many states today. Years ago if the cops came after a man hit a woman, the cops would just say "so what did she do or say?" and they would eventually go away.. now of course even making a woman SLIGHTLY AFRAID can get a man arrested for "terrorist threats" "menacing" or other TOTAL BULLSHIT policy violations which are not laws.. Thus for women, there are NO consequences to their actions OR their BIG F-ING MOUTHS and WORDS, especially when dealing with men, so they just say or do whatever they want because the laws, cops and society are almost totally on their side!
@araknidkid10 жыл бұрын
you'd come across as more believable if you presented your thoughts and feelings in a less angry way. right now you come across as some kind of dejected, deeply victimized doomsayer. of women. leave the emotion out of it if you're trying to make a rational statement or argument.
@miamimi975210 жыл бұрын
Do you KNOW what is your FAULT to your woman?? Many woman has the REASON WHY she is NAGGING to her man. MOST of the reason is about RESPECT and UNDERSTANDING. When The man is GOOD, so the woman will NOT NAGGING..! Because there will be NO REASON for NAGGING the man, if the man is ALREADY GOOD in BEHAVIOR, ATTITUDE and MORAL. It is DEPENDING on HOW you are treating the woman. You TREAT her like a SHIT and she TREATS you back like a SHIT. That's WHY woman is NAGGING.. There are many MISUNDERSTANDING and MISCOMMUNICATION between Man and Woman in Relationship. For example: If she likes to CLEAN UP the house, and then man MUST RESPECT her by NOT THROWING a DIRTY Clothes and Shocks EVERYWHERE at home. At least HELP her to PUT the DIRTY stuffs to the RIGHT place of DIRTY Clothes. But.. if you DON'T RESPECT her, of course you will get NAGGING..! Well, woman is supposed NOT UNDER the man.. BUT BESIDE the man.. and the woman is also NOT supposed to be ABOVE the man.. so when both understand their own position and everything is going UNDER RESPECT each Other and UNDERSTANDING each other.. Man MUST NOT behaving like a BIG BOSS at Home.. but MORE like a REAL PARTNER or a BESTFRIEND of his wife.. So There will be NO Reason to do NAGGING and HITTING..!
@Phobos208510 жыл бұрын
araknidkid Its hard to just change a comic style. Might not be as funny which defeats the purpose and if you take the time to listen to what he says as if reading it off paper, it makes sense. Which you can tell the exact moment he stops trying to be funny and is actually genuinely serious: its ever time he takes 3-4 seconds to pause. He gives you time to think about what he just said.
@araknidkid10 жыл бұрын
Phobos2085 notice that my comment was replying to the comment made by Tom Leykis1. i'm not criticizing Bill's routine, it's hilarious and i love the man's sense and presentation.
@Phobos208510 жыл бұрын
araknidkid Ah, I could not be sure. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
@riffgroove8 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock put it well... "There's a perfectly justifiable reason to kick an old man down a flight of stairs. Ain't NOBODY above an ass-whuppin."
@imillusion4922 жыл бұрын
@@doug9778 you beat me too it
@theenderdestruction23622 жыл бұрын
@@doug9778 *looks at fluffys Busdriver*
@Lor_D.Peasant2 жыл бұрын
@@imillusion492 /whispers/ Just like Will Smith did to Chris Rock.
@chuckcarter42512 жыл бұрын
Will smith is clearly 😂
@riffgroove2 жыл бұрын
@@Lor_D.Peasant And "The most boring, overused meme Award" goes to....
@viniciuslourenzettiferreira2 жыл бұрын
It's been 9 years already and this aged like a fine wine. Who'd expect that things would get even worse.
@IamP0ncho2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@F1rstNameLastName2 жыл бұрын
🦀
@lordofmachines2 жыл бұрын
@@F1rstNameLastName 🦀
@SmallSpoonBrigade2 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to figure out when he met my wife. She has absolutely no self awareness and she'll engage in that BS when I'm cooking with a literal knife in my hand. I don't think that it's because she's brave, I think it's because she's too stupid to realize the problems with deliberately antagonize somebody that's holding sharp cutlery.
@A-small-amount-of-peas Жыл бұрын
What things? What's getting worse?
@DrCruel2 жыл бұрын
There was an awful woman I absolutely despised. She was always bumming cigarettes from people, so I would buy her a pack whenever she asked. This went on for two weeks. Then she caught me talking to a friend: _"Oh yeah. I always buy that bitch cigarettes. It's like a lottery for legal murder. Ever see someone die of lung cancer?"_ She quit cold turkey that very day. Never smoked again. Never talked to me again either. I consider it a win-win.
@Novvax3122 жыл бұрын
300 iq move lmao
@josecornejo33022 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@DrCruel2 жыл бұрын
@@jermonejackson8437 My intention was not to get this odious character to stop smoking. My intention was to get her to fuck off on a permanent basis. I would have done the same for any feminist, National Socialist or any other similar socialist of my acquaintance. Having her develop lung cancer would have been just as acceptable. Nothing even remotely chivalric or heroic was intended. For similar reasons, I am in favor of full legalization of all presently illicit drugs, especially for recreational purposes, and on the presumption that such a policy would both cause drug prices to plummet and literally resolve the drug problem all on its own. The woman I spoke of was a notorious sponge, who would warm up to multiple males and try to get them to buy her things. She was utterly transparent and unscrupulous about it. She also liked to start fights among her male paramours. A simple request to be left alone did no good, and an openly contemptuous and hostile reaction on my part would have gotten her to get me in trouble with one or more of her besotted minions, thus my choice of strategy for dealing with her. Apparently she was sufficiently convinced of my own devious and cruel intentions, and capacity for contemplative malice equal to her own, to provide me with relative peace from her thereafter, so mission accomplished.
@Lthl_Wpnn2 жыл бұрын
Bro you deserve an award for this comment😂
@thatoneleaf98952 жыл бұрын
@@jermonejackson8437 I mean she was leeching off people so calling them a bitch is deserving
@ianhoneycutt38582 жыл бұрын
Going back to this after the Johnny Depp case just re-enforces how Women understand the upper hand they have and how willing they are to abuse it.
@Slim2Flo2 жыл бұрын
This. 👌👏
@a.i.m.f85672 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the problem is that the legal system is so garbage in almost every country.
@nathanbrown79062 жыл бұрын
Bro you could have broken ribs and still be arrested if she has a small scratch
@RoyDontHugMeImScared2 жыл бұрын
Good job generalizing all women based off of Amber. Really shows the kind of "man" you are.
@ianhoneycutt38582 жыл бұрын
@@RoyDontHugMeImScared Good job assuming I'm a man
@nottodaysatan1012 жыл бұрын
As a woman, I’ll always say this, if you put your hand in the mouth of a lion and it bites, you have to bear responsibility. Women we have to take responsibility for our actions.
@johnsteves91582 жыл бұрын
💯
@brianpayne45492 жыл бұрын
Sanity, from the mouth of a member of the insane.
@jazaractus2 жыл бұрын
Well said. Respect. Brings to mind the man who recently provoked Mike Tyson in an airplane and got his ass handed to him. I've also fought to protect people who were busy planting knives in my back. Enough is enough. Abuse is abuse, it knows no gender.
@serismadreth84712 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the wife beater is a lion...The abused woman should take responsability for being beaten Your statement sucks and so does your opinion. You missed the point of the whole show, it wasn't accusing abused women of anything it just pointed at the Taboo and awkwardness about the conflict.
@brianpayne45492 жыл бұрын
@@serismadreth8471 you are completely missing the point: not ALL women who claim to be abused, are actually abused. Often times, it’s the man who’s brutalized. What he saying is that if the woman constantly “sticks her arm in the lions mouth”, don’t act surprised when it gets bitten off, which is the calling card of every woman in existence.
@s.z.95172 жыл бұрын
How he roasted that woman in the public... That was brutal af ! Protect this man at all costs.
@badger68822 жыл бұрын
equal rights equal fights, if he preaches hittin me then im not holding back
@deffdefying4803 Жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Williams the fuck does this even mean
@Aryan_singh710 Жыл бұрын
@@badger6882 Yeah thats what I say too.. But its the overreacting princesses who start crying and whining when we treat them the same way we do to men.. And thank god Men always hold back when get abused by women.. So many of them would get destroyed everyday LMAO
@badger6882 Жыл бұрын
@@Aryan_singh710 yeah they can cook for themselves LMAO If I can't walk home without bein safe why am I doing your dishes??
@omarayyash3275 Жыл бұрын
equal rights is to take care of a woman, not abuse them. Equal rights is about having respect, not violence.@@badger6882
@stylezz369 жыл бұрын
equality my ass!! I have a daughter, and tried for custody. Courts flat out told me that the mother has all the rights. How fucked is that.
@sloughcloud75479 жыл бұрын
stylezz36 That's just sad bro, happens pretty much all the time. Keep your head up.
@stylezz369 жыл бұрын
thanks. Although I don't have all the power on my side, my daughter is a harsh daddies lil girl, and we are besties :D
@FreshOuttttttt9 жыл бұрын
+This is angelo Society doesn't hate men, just stupid feminist cunts. And those feminist cunts I reference are quickly becoming irrelevant. There must be something in this story that isn't being told, if he's not drug "affiliated", has no criminal record, no violent past, etc. it's extremely possible she lied about him to the courts or manipulated their child to win custody.
@tyjenkins90219 жыл бұрын
+FreshOuttttttt You must not have much experience with family courts. The mother is ALWAYS the default for custody unless he can prove she's extremely unstable. When it comes to custody, alimony and child support there is no question that the deck is stacked against men. It's a fact.
@FreshOuttttttt9 жыл бұрын
Ty Judkins I don't have a family but I know plenty of people in law. It's not a fact. There are so many factors that you can't determine or consider over an internet discussion that contribute to custody, so I think it's safe to say, based on your response, that you have as little knowledge / experience with family courts as I do.
@melissamullinator8 жыл бұрын
When he described how women argue, LMAOOOO so accurate
@AngusStewart018 жыл бұрын
being froim the relationships ive had I agree with him
@mikebanning17734 жыл бұрын
It's been four years since this comment. . Wonder if this human is still alive🤔
@wendysobamaman21792 жыл бұрын
@@mikebanning1773 5 now, are you alive?
@Guendison2 жыл бұрын
@@wendysobamaman2179 and we never heard from him again.......
@spartanspecialops72 жыл бұрын
@@Guendison xbox live friends from back in the halo 3 days, seen 15 years ago.
@briandiff14597 жыл бұрын
So brings back memories, I had an ex I ran into at a bar about a year after we broke up, I just walked past her like she was not even there, well, that must have pissed her off because she stabbed me in the shoulder with a metal nail file she had in her purse as I walked past her, it went in 3" and stuck in my shoulder, I did not know it was still in my shoulder when i turned around and thought whatever it was was still in her hand, so when I turned around, I punched her in the face flooring her.. make a long story short, we were both arrested, her on numerous charges including a felony, and get this.. I was arrested on .. "domestic violence" because I had dated her in the past.. I had to surrender all my firearms and to this day cannot own one as that charge sits over my head.. had that been a man that stabbed me, I would have been in the clear based on "self-defense", but because it was a woman..
@Singularity20397 жыл бұрын
That's messed up bro .. never turn your back on a female. They can be very crazy and dangerous. Sucks about the guns. :(
@DanniDerpy2 жыл бұрын
COPS: so what your saying is you defended yourself from what could have been a murder attempt YOU: yes COPS: so your life was put in danger by this woman and you had to defend youself YOU: thats right yes COPS: i see. take away his right to defend himself
@edwardbo46662 жыл бұрын
... Ok. Lawyers is there something that can be done about this? Cause that was bullshit...
@paulsss-bp1dp2 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain there brother, my trial for a similar situation is in a few days. I haven't been able to go hunting for the last three years because of it😕
@davegower78432 жыл бұрын
That's fucking horseshit.
@skwisgarskwigelf71912 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I got bullied by a girl who kicked me in the head. Like i did with any other bullies, I punched her in the arm and apparently that made me the bad guy? But it was perfectly fine for her to kick me in the head? I don’t think so. If you assault me expect to get a taste of your own medicine regardless of whether you’re male or female
@loneronin68132 жыл бұрын
Self-Defense. If someone tries to harm you that's when gender, race, sexual orientation, etc. no longer matters.
@LargeMarge86712 жыл бұрын
Except when the man does whatever he wants, lies constantly to everyone, and has the woman so broke down and beaten in the inside that she knows better than to do anything but keep taking it until death finally gives her freedom and peace. There is not a REAL man out there who would ever raise a hand or even a voice to a woman, no matter what the circumstance. Those men who abuse were taught to abuse and taught how to get by with it. There is a reason abusers have no respect for women, typically it's because of whatever woman raised them and gave them no guidance or nor nothing to respect.
@loneronin68132 жыл бұрын
@@LargeMarge8671 Everyone has the right to defend themselves. If someone attacks you, then you have every right to fight back. Just as a woman has the right to defend herself, so does a man. I don't know how you're reading abuse into my initial comment. If a man hit you then you would defend yourself right? Why is it so wrong for a man to defend themselves against a woman attacking them? You do realize that sometimes men are abused by women as well right? Is there some kind of exception when it comes to a man being abused? I haven't heard of one that was valid. I've never hit a woman, but I've been attacked unprovoked by someone I was in a relationship back in high school. I didn't hit her, but I did grab her by the arms and restrain her so that she couldn't continue trying to hit me and literally claw my eyes out. I maintain that I had every right to defend myself. Turns out the reason she did this as some kind of sick test to see if I would still stay with her even if she was abusive. I also happen to be disabled and I can't throw a punch, kick, or other strike even if I wanted to, but I can still restrain and grapple with an attacker to an extent. You say a real man wouldn't hit a woman even in self defense, so are you also saying that I deserved to be viciously attacked and I should've just let it happen? Your argument is exactly the mentality that only makes it harder for men who are physically abused to receive justice and understanding as to why they defended themselves. I didn't even say anything about abuse, but I know what it's like to be attacked and abused by a woman, and I assure you that there is nothing right about anyone attacking or abusing anyone else. So I maintain my initial point: If someone attacks you, it doesn't matter who they are. Defend yourself.
@redactedgamersgd17882 жыл бұрын
Unless if the self defense case is about self defense against a bully, the amount of kids getting expelled is pretty much challenging the amount of JayStation videos milking on corpses
@loneronin68132 жыл бұрын
@@redactedgamersgd1788 When did this become about anything you just said? Are you having a laugh? I genuinely don't know where you're getting all of this.
@jordanv64662 жыл бұрын
@@loneronin6813 she deleted her comment LMAOO
@wannup8 жыл бұрын
"Rub one out like a man, it's the champagne of victory" - Bill Burr
@malichitronchin81248 жыл бұрын
lmao
@churrocharcharm8 жыл бұрын
Connor Kennway 😂
@brytonite16948 жыл бұрын
Feminist should have been saying "Hitting people is rude, so dont do that" instead of "Hitting woman is rude, so dont do it." The world would be a better place. Too bad, it will never be exist
@hellowill8 жыл бұрын
+AwesomeGuy2000 Nail on the head!
@WeirdAl452318 жыл бұрын
Women want equal rights, then they shall also get equal lefts
@brytonite16948 жыл бұрын
A female replied me. But, her comments got delete as a spam. Must be a Feminist report this
@ckjuggler8 жыл бұрын
Feminists aren't interested in true equality, equalists are. Feminists are only interested in catching up in areas where men have it better, but don't care if men catch up in areas where women have it better.
@rivblack8 жыл бұрын
good woman.
@jj_grabes2 жыл бұрын
I remember being told I was crazy in high school that I’d defend myself if a woman was attacking me. What a world.
@goldyhae17492 жыл бұрын
I agree with you
@iim4xii1298 жыл бұрын
Woman tortures man: Totally fine. Man slaps a woman once: life in prison.
@Wade_Fucking_Wilson7 жыл бұрын
Amen
@syrupsnake3027 жыл бұрын
You know whats more messed up, poaching animals, animals are like humans.
@ratsmeller7 жыл бұрын
Syrup Snake Nah, we raise the animals and give them a good life before we have to consume them, vegans have to take injections due to them not having protein.
@syrupsnake3027 жыл бұрын
Yeah that too but poachers simply shoot down wolves, lions and tigers and then skin them for money or turn the into taxidermic animals or just simply cut off their head and pin them on the wall like a trophy. This is why Tasmanian Tigers got extinct because poachers want to skin them for money so badly. And you are wrong. Vegans can take proteins from plant proteins such as almonds, chickpeas, beans, avocado, rice, Brussels sprouts and peanuts and etc. They don't take injections. Search up Vegan Athletes, they are vegans who are built up by eating these foods. And no, animals do not get treated nicely, well most, they get abused in slaughter houses, their children getting slaughtered slowly. Here is an example. A cow is having pregnant, while it's pregnant it develops milk in the udder, after giving birth to a baby cow, people butcher the cow and sells the meat then milking the adult cow and then making it pregnant again and repeat the process. If you don't believe me then check this out. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXzIdpKJhbiVn9E
@mikemikerson64927 жыл бұрын
You are a little behind the times, but that's okay.
@Mia-dt3gl8 жыл бұрын
I think domestic abuse is wrong, but if a woman hits a man then he has the right to hit back. I say this as a woman.
@Mia-dt3gl8 жыл бұрын
Oh I don't doubt that women can be vile abusers. I just don't like how many people make an equivalency between a man hitting a woman in self-defense and a man physically abusing a woman.
@supreet63314 жыл бұрын
Great girl
@stephenh23192 жыл бұрын
If a woman hits a man its still domestic abuse lol irs not a one sided thing
@sleuwe38782 жыл бұрын
pick me
@muddashucka97432 жыл бұрын
@@sleuwe3878 no
@soulflytothemosthigh10 жыл бұрын
I have a whole long list of reasons I could've hit my ex wife over the years. I always told myself that I wouldn't hit her and would never turn to alcohol like her dad did because her mom was the same way. Due to one miniscuel issue, she handed me separation papers a few years ago. I shrugged my shoulders, said "oh well" and walked away. For the sake of my children, I suggested marriage counselling and she declined. I've been in heaven ever since. I had just accepted a job in the field I'd always dreamed of, then she handed me separation...followed by divorce papers. God was on my side that year.
@iamsultana10 жыл бұрын
Looks like you take very little initiative in your own life.
@soulflytothemosthigh10 жыл бұрын
Sorry Kim but you have no clue who I am. That was 4 years ago. Since then, I've been working in a funeral home taking care of people. Last February, I became a hospice volunteer and then did reiki workshops so I could heal myself (past and present) mentally, spiritually, and physically. I started doing energy work on my friends, family, and children. Over the summer to November, I went through the levels of reiki and became recognized as a practitioner for hospice and bring healing energy in to hospice patients. I also go to the cancer floor every other week for hospice and visit patients and their family offering support and get them what they need to make their night easier. I became a reiki master practitioner in November and gave my 7 year old son the ability to do it (will do that for my 4 year old daughter when she feels ready). I've taught my son how to do healings on me and how to bring healing energy in to himself when he gets hurt. I got my ex wife and her mom interested in it after I did a distance healing to get rid of ex wife's migraine. They both got interested in crystal therapy and I set them up with my reiki master so they could have the ability to heal themselves and make themselves better people. I meditate daily and teach my kids how to meditate. Soon, I will be doing a workshop for a medical reiki master where I'll be able to do reiki on patients before, during and after surgery working along side doctors. Thanks but I believe I have taken a lot of initiative in my life.
@sleuwe38782 жыл бұрын
there’s never a reason to hit your spouse.. y’all are sick
@neonrose95152 жыл бұрын
@@sleuwe3878 self defense?
@theenderdestruction23622 жыл бұрын
God really said: I gotchu fam
@josephrains73282 жыл бұрын
This type of female he's talking about is why I stayed single for so long. Finally found one that wasn't narcissistic
@huskythedinosaur15927 жыл бұрын
One of my friends who moved to another school from which I was in got bullied by 4 girls all day long. He had enough so he got one of them by the arm and then just slammed her into the bricks, she was crying and a bit bruised. My friend on the other hand was all beat up and bleeding from all the beating he took. A teacher found them and called the cops and my friend got talked to by the cops why it is never right to hit a girl meanwhile those girls got off harm free. And then my friend was expelled...
@anfrale46572 жыл бұрын
he should have just said to them if they continue he will smack the sht out of em.
@deutschundnorskgutt8532 жыл бұрын
@@anfrale4657 if only that worked.
@anfrale46572 жыл бұрын
@@deutschundnorskgutt853 it does work. tell them if they continue to bully a man like that then be prepared to be handled by a man. he could have easily beat the shit out of em all
@nosywendigo5922 жыл бұрын
Whoever beat your friend got lucky he never came back with guns and shot them all to death. You can never know, dude.
@leonpb14092 жыл бұрын
@@anfrale4657 girls don't stop. You tell em to stop, they don't. They enjoy seeing guys annoyed. They see it as a game not something serious. Or maybe that's a psycho, not just a girl.
@otalgebra44369 жыл бұрын
I will never marry until these laws are changed. Alimony = bad thing.
@Itsmeeman19 жыл бұрын
daniel ZHAO Alimony should be banned a it's out of date, and Child Support should be voluntary. If you love your kids then pay what you can or keep them with you. If they're Her kids then fuck off.
@connorfrance76699 жыл бұрын
Prenuptial agreements are a thing
@Itsmeeman19 жыл бұрын
Connor France They've been over-turned on more than one occasion. they're now not worth the paper they're written on.
@jasonbrown45269 жыл бұрын
Connor France Courts ruling against prenuptial agreements are a thing.
@SovereignStatesman9 жыл бұрын
daniel ZHAO You don't need to marry to pay child-support. Also remember that false rape-accusation is the perfect crime.
@samuelbekele36018 жыл бұрын
Never hit a woman... Not because it's wrong, but because you will be ruined for life. Just piss her off more and secretly record her, then call the cops. There you go, undeniable evidence and you win like you should.
@PopMorePerks8 жыл бұрын
samuel bekele rub 1 out for victory
@samuelbekele36018 жыл бұрын
It's fine if she hit you first, but like I said the system we have is set up for men to lose in a court room so just piss her off and record her abusing you...
@Soxdagoat8 жыл бұрын
But no man should ever have to go through that it's ridiculous
@konradhamilton56498 жыл бұрын
samuel bekele Don't hit her. Slowly drive her to insanity and steal one of her socks every months until her life is ruined. That's called bringing a nuke to a kamakazi fight!
@j.c.gaming17747 жыл бұрын
samuel bekele hell no you hit her equal rights
@sadriper87472 жыл бұрын
It's been almost 10 years, and it's still true. I'm seriously wondering if men had to deal with that bs since the beginning of humanity.
@TheAntiFeminist22 жыл бұрын
To some degree yes.. But it's been this bad in modern times since the 70s since courts allowed no fault divorce and the constant erosion of Biblical based values into total pure greed and materialism of females. Their delusions are only getting worse to
@ghariiscool2 жыл бұрын
yes
@jameshender48 Жыл бұрын
Short answer, yes haha
@thatboyakira4202 Жыл бұрын
@@TheAntiFeminist2 I mean, females constantly get the bad side of God in the bible. For example, the only sterile people in the bible are Females.
@matthijsvanemous7046 Жыл бұрын
Adam already had a reason to slap eve
@cryptojihadi2652 жыл бұрын
"There's NO reason to hit a woman" Amber Turd: I'm gonna shit all over that ridiculous statement.
@SeansModelBuilds2 жыл бұрын
Don't give them the Martyr Status they want the most. I always get asked why I don't date and answer: "I have only met women and I want to date a lady."
@scootza12 жыл бұрын
@@SeansModelBuilds that's pretty based ngl
@linkthemastah292 жыл бұрын
Heh. Shit.
@Bird_Manukilla2 жыл бұрын
Literally 💀
@bigsmall2462 жыл бұрын
I hope people remember to boycott Turd movies
@foxy2k1559 жыл бұрын
Double standard: Woman hits Man=Funny Man hits Woman=Abuse
@stealthwolf19 жыл бұрын
What happens if you hit Kaitlyn Jenner?
@rapidfirematt9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@waaagh32039 жыл бұрын
+Bruce Wayne As long as it's with your car, you should be good.
@ciscombc37239 жыл бұрын
you get your ass kicked, bitch used to be a male olympian
@easysnake2059 жыл бұрын
People forget that Jenner was an Olympic gold medalist in the decathlon. He was the most well rounded athlete in the world that year. The decathlon has events that require, speed, strength, coordination, endurance, etc.
@spambamkeija6349 жыл бұрын
+Ghost Pumpkin I like how you all are just putting "She" normally lol. Cracks me up
@A-small-amount-of-peas Жыл бұрын
Burr hit another level of popularity because he wasn't afraid of tackling subjects that some people try and sweep under the carpet
@whiskerchild10 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine told me her husband was so violent that he was throwing her against the wall. Good God, I said. But then she told me that she had knocked his glasses off his face before he picked her up and threw her. She had a look on her face that said there was more. I left it at that. There can be two sides.
@dawnoftruth19 жыл бұрын
***** Whenever I see a woman who's obviously had a throw down with a man, I ask my girlfriend, "I wonder what she did?" For some reason, I'm always the bad guy for asking that.
@scaldingbutter77692 жыл бұрын
@@doug9778 Whenever I see a woman I start beating the ever living shit out of her, for some reason I'm considered a felon on many states
@newvultraz9 жыл бұрын
I love that ending segment about how women win arguments.
@naphackDT9 жыл бұрын
newvultraz And he totally cut out like 80% of it. There was a huge build up to that punch line in the original.
@espanolaangler56349 жыл бұрын
ripped off Dane cook
@ericholdsworth66119 жыл бұрын
+Espanola Angler fuck dane cook
@sailboatsandwine9 жыл бұрын
+Espanola Angler Wrong
@newvultraz9 жыл бұрын
Code Ex I'm warning you. Your friends will be asking, "Does this burger taste funny to you?" And I'll say, "It tastes like Code."
@Jomanmusic8 жыл бұрын
God, it's just so fucking true.
@sstech5410 Жыл бұрын
I used to believe there’s no reason to hit a woman until they told me were equal in every single way. Same strength, same capabilities.
@julioacceus2537 жыл бұрын
"Would you ever hit a woman?" "If she threatened my life." BEST REASON.
@jusme17059 жыл бұрын
he destroyed that chick that yelled out lol
@Valansch9 жыл бұрын
+Jus Me Can you understand what she is saying and explain it? I don't get it. "Answer him right"?
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah totally wrong time to do it when he's on a role like that catch him when he's talking about beating off or something
@tyblue43599 жыл бұрын
+Jus Me Even the women laughed at her, lol. So many issues.....so little answers. You would think women made all of the laws in America. They pretty much avoid anything that can criminalize them, so of course the laws would be like they are now.
@kieranpaddock60999 жыл бұрын
+Jus Me RIP heckler
@Twunga9 жыл бұрын
+Anders Garvin I feel like she was trying to support him by saying answer him though?
@coledibiase59712 жыл бұрын
*disclaimer* I am a happy, mentally healthy adult with absolutely no after effects of my parents actions, there is no need for sympathy comments. Thank you to all the people who care though. I spent my childhood watching my mother, get in my father's face, scream at him, shove him, belittle him, even slap him. My father, who had anger issues. Every time he would literally say "Get away from me before something bad happens to you." "Get away from me before I kick your ass " "Don't try and act like a man because you ain't one." And every single time she would get louder and tell him to do it, and he'd snap and hit her, sometimes he'd just slap her, sometimes he'd beat her so bad that 5, 6, 7 year old me would literally have to get involved. And every time afterwards she would come to us, her little kids and talk about how much of a monster he was, like yeah he's a monster BACK THE FUCK UP THEN! At the very least don't literally tell him "Do it then!" She would literally say things like, "I can't believe he would do that." Like seriously mom, he's done it every week since as far back as I can remember, what did you think was going to happen?
@zenmonk292 жыл бұрын
hope you’re doing good bruh
@psychicbyinternet2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like they were both very much in the wrong and you had a fucked up childhood. She was super abusive, but he clearly was more violent than he needed to be as well. I'm sorry. :(
@samdumaquis20332 жыл бұрын
Hope you are getting on and avoiding that kind of problem. Sending you strength
@red-n-blue90152 жыл бұрын
Im gonna sound like a dick for this, but your mom seems like a bitch at times-
@xX_EltKLLgm-ng_Xx2 жыл бұрын
Ur dad was based, some hoes need to get humbled ... dunno why ppl feel pity for stupid ppl lol ... she needed to stfu and spread her legs
@DomozoveoGZ2 жыл бұрын
My Mom was the instigator of all the domestic disturbances throughout my childhood, Bill Burr has a great point here.
@Schrodingers_kid2 жыл бұрын
Been bullied by girls for years Never hit a single one,because that's not how I was raised. And if you let me relive these years 10 times in a row I definitely would've done the COMPLETELY OPPOSITE. Doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.They mean harm - feel free to harm them. I will never make same mistake as I did before.
@potatowarrior7472 жыл бұрын
Violence is the answer?
@Schrodingers_kid2 жыл бұрын
@@potatowarrior747 Of course
@jaydku25702 жыл бұрын
@@potatowarrior747 it's not the answer. It's the solution
@bigsmall2462 жыл бұрын
Just tell the teacher or something
@Schrodingers_kid2 жыл бұрын
@@bigsmall246 I'm about to start swearing. Because teacher was on their side. Do you think I haven't tried it?
@IAmMugel2 жыл бұрын
The worst is when you come across those women who think they're so above the law they can say you should never hit a woman while being a woman who abuses her boyfriend on a daily basis. I have seen women like this. They, punch, and slap around their boyfriends, laugh about it, and say it's a joke. I'll say it now, and I don't care who disagrees with me, or how ridiculously late I am on it, but if you're a woman who thinks it's okay to physically abuse men, then you should at the very least expect to get slapped at least once to see exactly how what you're doing feels.
@medexamtoolscom2 жыл бұрын
@@JonathanTBE r&t@rժ detected, everyone, r&t@rժ detected. Also, what are you going to do when she attacks with a weapon, or sticks her fingers in his eyes, especially with long sharp fingernails, still going to say it's not abusive then, r&t@rժ? Oh he can take it, no one help him, he's a man so no one concern yourselves with him. Also, it takes very little force to do damage. I sincerely hope you learn this the hard way. Here's hoping a woman gouges your eyes out and no one helps you or has any pity for you, because once you're blind, you won't be leaving any more comments on youtube.
@psycholyko69232 жыл бұрын
@@JonathanTBE that’s his point tho. For men who don’t wanna be hit even it doesn’t hurt or not. If a man says stop, and makes it clear he’s serious, the female should stop. Abuse is abuse, no matter what form it comes in.
@smilerequest58162 жыл бұрын
I am against violence. however, most women can't do damage as much as men can do. If I squeeze my brothers wrist for example with all of my strength is not the same as he doing it to me, he can simply bruise me or worse. If she is like chocking him or doing serious damage he should defend himself of course If it's not a serious damage they should talk it out if she doesn't stop he should break up with her.
@kevinkearns77192 жыл бұрын
@@JonathanTBE I watched as my boy got slapped in the face in the middle of an airport because he dared to suggest they take the $100 credit the airline offered if they took the next flight. While he may have had 100 lbs on her, its fucking abuse bro.
@IAmMugel2 жыл бұрын
@@JonathanTBE Dude you're literally promoting one sided abuse here. A beta check? Fucking seriously? When I originally made that post my mind went to a past roommate I had. New flash, his girl wasn't just giving love taps, she left bruises! And news flash, I've been punched by a guy, hell it damn near knocked me out. Drunk nights at my brothers got crazy. Now, why didn't this guy I was thinking about while writing this ever hit her back? I don't know let me think, because it's been nailed into our heads that no matter what, we should just sit there and take it. Fine, it's a fact that women aren't as physically strong as men, but that doesn't mean a women's punch is so weak it's like a tap of a dog tail. That's honestly one of the most sexist things I've heard and that's saying a lot. From what I've observed, you're sitting here calling all women weak, and all men who take crap from them pussies, completely missing the point of the original post. Alright, done wasting my time with you. Good day.
@callalily73148 жыл бұрын
Im a girl, and I believe if a women hits you, you have as much right to hit her back in defense. Its called equality for a reason. I dislike how some women get away with abusing their partners for long periods of time and once their husband or boyfriend gets fed up and strike them once, they begin to act as the victims. Personally I would NEVER hit a person, even if they are being ridiculously rude, Ive been punched before and I never returned it. I try to deal with conflict with understanding and love. The only reason I would strike a person if my life or the lives of the people I care is in danger. Other wise in no circumstance do I find violence acceptable.
@KatanaBananaa8 жыл бұрын
+Diana Alarcon Right! :)
@trevordixon50558 жыл бұрын
I'm different. call me all the mean names you want. But the moment you physically put your hands on me, I'm laying you out
@callalily73148 жыл бұрын
+Trevor Dixon and that's alright I totally respect your opinion :)
@GaudyGotti7 жыл бұрын
HOW MANY WOMEN DO YOU KNOW ABUSE THERE MEN ?
@jayeljh66382 жыл бұрын
@@GaudyGotti here we go lol
@hoomanAdnan2 жыл бұрын
"there's no reason to hit a woman" It itself adds another reason 🙌🏼🔥🤣
@henaken082 жыл бұрын
One time I was bringing my 3 year old boy to his mother's place. Recently splitted. My phone was off so I've got into the building and rang the apartment. She wasn't expecting me to ring at the door, when she did open she tried to hit me a few times. In front of my boy. I've just protected myself with my arm, no hitting. I did warn her. The time passed and talking about this episode she said "you tried to get into the apartment" , I know for sure that was the last thing I wanted. The difference between men and women is that women believe their lies to be truth. Men know when they're lying.
@medexamtoolscom2 жыл бұрын
Not just that, but it doesn't matter what they do wrong, they will NEVER consider themselves to be the villain in any situation, in their opinion, they are life's main hero and they can do no wrong, and anything bad they do is justified somehow like you gave them no choice and they will never feel the least bit of remorse over their wrongdoing.
@medexamtoolscom2 жыл бұрын
I once (unfortunately) saved a woman's job, because she ordered something 15 SETS of 15 of a certain item, and she would have gotten a better price if she'd ordered 9 sets of 25 or 4 sets of 50 and a 25, so I thought she didn't want 225 but just 15, and I couldn't get in contact with her at first so I delayed filling the order. When I finally contacted her after her vacation, she was working in "procurement" and read the note from the person she was procuring it for and he obviously wanted 15, not 225, but she refused to admit she made any sort of mistake. I insisted the mistake was hers and tried to communicate understanding of the nature of her mistake to her, and she got furious and demanded to speak to my manager with the intent to get me fired, and then insisted her company would never buy from mine ever again. All that as reward for me saving her job by catching her mistake. I could have just filled the order as placed, sent 225. But in exchange for me doing this thing for her benefit, she was convinced I was the bad guy, she absolutely could not acknowledge she made any sort of mistake of any kind and wanted to DESTROY the one who helped her, for suggesting she wasn't perfect. That's women. That's what they do.
@jshepard152 Жыл бұрын
That's hilariously true.
@lifechanges5578 жыл бұрын
Love this guy, because in his comedy he speaks the truth.. no you should never hit a woman, but women should never hit a man either.. it works both ways.. but he is so funny..
@ryankulikowsky2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t have said it any better myself
@emmioglukant2 жыл бұрын
Never? Are you in your right mind?
@Vaul.2 жыл бұрын
@@emmioglukant replied to a 5 year old comment, are you in your right mind
@SPCsmith212 жыл бұрын
@@Vaul. Replied to a comment replying to a five year old comment? Are you in your right mind?
@vh4-rr5452 жыл бұрын
@@SPCsmith21 Replied to a comment that replied to a comment that replied to a 5 year old comment. Are *YOU* in your right mind?
@gregoreisenhorn50932 жыл бұрын
It's always been my philosophy that if a woman punches you, you have the right to defend yourself and punch her back.
@azrael5572 жыл бұрын
that's been my philosophy since 2nd grade haha
@ellendaniels87152 жыл бұрын
How’s that a philosophy lmao
@sarahcusack2 жыл бұрын
We are human beings not robots. If a 5 foot 6 woman will punch a strong 6 foot 2 man in the face, it would be very wrong for him to slug her in the face. Fact is, 99% of the time men are physically stronger, and have testosterone affecting their mental state.
@phillipwalling7470 Жыл бұрын
It's not philosophy. It's common sense. All Hands are rated E for everyone.
@fbi805 Жыл бұрын
I had an ex come after me with a hammer, then called the cops after I buster her teeth out. When they arrived and started asking questions they flat out told her that she was the one who initiated the assult and I defended my self and she got what she deserved and they left.
@miamorhardstyle8 жыл бұрын
i see it all the time...a woman who's a distant cousin in my family got angry with my brother over a simple misunderstanding and lunged at him with both hands to try and hit and slap in the face...so he grabbed her and threw her on the floor..of course because she lost she started crying saying "omg omg omg you just assaulted me" lucky i was there as a witness to prove that she lunged at him...some woman are so fucking brainwashed they lunge at guys to hit them thinking it's not allowed for them to defend themselves lol
@medexamtoolscom2 жыл бұрын
On the other hand, if it had just been him and her, there would have been no witnesses and she wouldn't even be able to prove he hit her at all. It's only going to be going badly if there's a witness who saw just saw the 2nd half of it. Or if the witness is a super simp.
@Eat_Your_Life2 жыл бұрын
Don't never ever pick a fight with a comedian, or argue because they will verbally bury you. And there will always be plenty of reason to hit anyone (irrespective of gender) except a newborn child that is or a person suffering from disorders
@DetectivePlays02 жыл бұрын
I mean. Depends on the disorder...
@SatrancAma2 жыл бұрын
@@DetectivePlays0 duuude 😄
@thefriendlyteenager7262 жыл бұрын
@@SatrancAma he isn’t wrong
@gamernoob63alt572 жыл бұрын
I mean for disorders if they are using it to get what they want by all means dont let it stop you but if they arent using it for greed then they are excluded
@noahkohn20482 жыл бұрын
As a person with bipolar disorder and adhd I can understand why you would hit me. I may have my issues but I’m still human.
@1969ryson8 жыл бұрын
If there is a better comedian working today I have yet to hear them. Just my opinion.
@KartikeyaDutta8 жыл бұрын
+Chris J fucking amen bro
@Robert-po2il8 жыл бұрын
+Chris J Louis C K is obviously up there
@viracuscarrion86488 жыл бұрын
russell peters too.
@broniepony118 жыл бұрын
Christopher Titus is pretty good. Also Dane cook
@realUlfricStormcloak8 жыл бұрын
Just your fact.
@ImFastImVeryFast Жыл бұрын
I like how everyone was quiet and not wanting to laugh until that one lady said "EVERY DAAAAAAAAY" and broke the discomfort barrier.
@jukkar61938 жыл бұрын
Once police had to come our house, because i slap my girlfriend in face. She personally called them. So they arrive and i show them a video that i was secretly filming during our fight. She was totally mad and hit and kicked me many times before i slap her. Police watch that video and then said, "nothing wrong happened here" they asked me if i want that they take her to jail. i Said no, thats ok. She was so embarassed next day. I enjoyed it.
@caller3479 жыл бұрын
I love it when comedians own hecklers.
@standbehindbraum61789 жыл бұрын
i like how perfect his answer was , real quick and simple , im pretty sure somebody told her to shut up XD
@spinking4588 жыл бұрын
This is why I love Bill Burr as a comedian so much. He does not go out in front of an audience and suck their ass and try to be best friends with them. He doesn't stick to soft topics that get easy laughs. He tackles a huge issue, which has some grey area and is touchy and uncomfortable, gives his honest opinion on it. Backs it up with examples, logic and reason. He then often loses the crowd for a little bit, but is almost always able to win the bulk of them back, if not all of them. What he is saying here is absolutely spot on. You should not hit a woman, absolutely not. I would never in my life. But to sit there and suggest that there has never been a time where a woman has done anything to remotely deserve a slap, it's absolutely pathetic. He's spot on, with the ego that is behind that statement. To sit there and say "we never deserve to be hit" is just mind blowing to me. Of course woman do things at times that would warrant a slap.
@strider86622 жыл бұрын
I am not a violent man, its extremely rare for me to get into a fight. But I will say this, there is no difference between beating a girl and beating a guy thats simply weaker than you. If someone hits me, I'll hit back, I dont care who or what they are.
@larrymasterspowerbuildingc44778 жыл бұрын
Do not ever heckle this professional.
@Riddlertherigger8 жыл бұрын
"every ass kicking doesn't fall out of the sky" 😂😂😂 he had me rolling there!!
@jermainefoskey80456 жыл бұрын
Romario Peterkin 😂😂😂😂
@DantetheHegehog142 жыл бұрын
"There's plenty of reasons to hit a woman, you just don't do it". A missed opportunity for my high school quote
@TheNutshaq4 ай бұрын
Shoutout to the lady who screamed “every day”. She turned this clip from just regular funny to legendary
@adamtaylor16379 жыл бұрын
My first wife would grab my hand, bunch it up into a fist and headbutt it while complaining that I wasn't a man because I refused to hit her. Then when I started laughing at her she got mad.
@diilavery48259 жыл бұрын
In my experience 120% of relationship arguments are me apologising for finding something fucking hilarious :D
@kriswhite36319 жыл бұрын
+Adam Taylor That actually is pretty funny. Lol
@sleepdeep3052 жыл бұрын
That’s a troubled woman. Must’ve endured heavy abuse as a child
@devaughnsalter62642 жыл бұрын
Please tell me that marriage didn't last long or produce any children. Come on Natural Selection. No, I wasn't calling your first wife a candidate for the Darwin awards. Natural Selection is the name of...the horse I'm being on. Yeah, that's it.
@narayami23342 жыл бұрын
Whats wrong with her hahahaha
@supreetsahu19648 жыл бұрын
This is how I celebrate International Women's Day.
@harshitmadan64495 жыл бұрын
@Di Vepets There is one, but 99.99% people don't know about it.
@VitalSigns12888 жыл бұрын
And here is the thing, often women will have a history of men who beat her and you'd think "so, this woman has had 3 other men who've arrested who also beat her, there seems to be a pattern here, maybe she is bringing this on and eventually the guy just snaps."
@Maxshard8 жыл бұрын
The founder of the women's refuge movement herself has said just that. Erin Pizzey has pointed out that there are women who are addicted to these guys and just go from one violent relationship to another. And thank God, she hates feminists guts and fights against their bullshit.
@VitalSigns12888 жыл бұрын
Of course, Pizzey assumes that the women getting beat are all nice and kind women who simply manage to find the wife-beater in every bar they go to and decide to its time to marry him before the alcohol wears off. She never gives pause for thought that "maybe the woman is just an annoying cunt." Nope, it's always the man's fault, why? Because women have been infantilized to the point where the possibility of them earning the ass beating doesn't even cross their mind.
@Maxshard8 жыл бұрын
VitalSigns1288 Pizzey assumes nothing of the sort. You are clearly not informed of her work. ''62 of the first 100 women who came to my first refuge were as violent, or even more violent than the men they left''. She is a very strong supporter of men's rights and MGTOW.
@VitalSigns12888 жыл бұрын
Clearly I'm wrong, I made an assumption based off my knowledge of nearly every other women's rights activist organization, and you know how democracy works: two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.
@hadouradiance35668 жыл бұрын
VitalSigns1288 pizzey tried to set up a domestic shelter for men. Guess who shut that down, and forced her to flee the country after killing her dog?
@FranciscoQuinonez-tb7wv2 ай бұрын
I used to listen to this guy every day, in one form or another. Then I realized none of my ideas were my ideas. I was just repeating what some other guy said. Don’t get me wrong, the dude’s a genius. But I had to step away and figure out what my own voice sounds like. Overdosing on anything is a bad idea. Drugs, alcohol, even jokes. Moderation is key. 👍🏽
@EnderDBD2 жыл бұрын
If you get hit, you can legally hit back as long as it's in the interest of protecting yourself and stopping it from happening again. The problem is, there is the possibility that the judge says you went overboard... So there's the problem, men hit harder than women on average, so men, you need to start weak and increase strength until it stops, don't start strong, as it may be too strong.
@bluhblah18742 жыл бұрын
no chance of it happening again if you go for the kill
@sleuwe38782 жыл бұрын
Wow thank you for helping men to hit women
@danialyousaf64562 жыл бұрын
I'd rather deck her so hard she forgets about the incident entirely. Like a cartoon bonk on the head.
@bluhblah18742 жыл бұрын
@@sleuwe3878 the hero we need
@johnsteves91582 жыл бұрын
Dude just spank them like a child, shit works wonders. There's a difference between discipline and abuse. Abusing women is not cool. Unless they pull put a weapon, then go ham.
@lachlan19718 жыл бұрын
A man should never hit a woman.... first.
@cameronmcallister76068 жыл бұрын
+Lachlan Hamilton Unless she deserves it, like, REALLY deserves it, like, she's been screaming in your ear, throwing out your clothes, breaking your shit, then you slap her with your full force and mug her... but not that last part...
@johannwilder14378 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@laeranciamaj80708 жыл бұрын
+Cameron McAllister instant jail
@lachlan19718 жыл бұрын
+Rain Dance Maggie Exactly. I don't see how hard it is to not go about hitting people. I manage to not do it every day.
@Walking-MY-Path8 жыл бұрын
Lolz same here bro.....same here.
@CusackCreatures10 жыл бұрын
Thanks TomLeykis1 for your hilarious input with the annotations on this video it really made this video so much more funnier and thought provoking with your commentary.
@zeruty2 жыл бұрын
Where's that at?
@kes.77742 жыл бұрын
Whoa it's Smiling Friend
@tarquinioprisco84592 жыл бұрын
crying in 2022
@the_blind_hearing62 жыл бұрын
@@tarquinioprisco8459 jfc I miss annotations
@nourelrayes91232 жыл бұрын
Holy shit its miachel Cusack
@suntzu46072 жыл бұрын
I once believed to never hit a woman no matter what. What happened during high school changed my mind. I did it for self-defense but everyone saw me as the bad guy even when they saw what fully happened.
@F1rstNameLastName2 жыл бұрын
When it comes to high-school the victim is always treated as the bad guy if they try to fight back regardless of gender tbh
@Subash00698 жыл бұрын
I have anger issues and had to spend some time in anger mgmt. rehab. I met this nicest bloke over there. So one day I just had to ask him "Why are you locked up with us nutbags?" Initially he resisted but after a while he said "For laying hand on my missus once" I couldn't believe so I asked of his side of story. He said he was going through lots of stress because of the economy. The kids were growing up quick and he wasn't saving enough to send them to private school. He said he was going through marital problems and his wife wasn't helping him with the situation. After months of passive aggressiveness from his wife, one day he just pushed her aside to avoid confrontation. The wife slipped and bumped her head on the table, got a black eye. So now he is in the middle of a divorce, had to quit his job, and get an anger management therapy just to see his kids. So I asked him why did he not tell the judge about his side of the story. He replied, "Once you lay hand on your wife, there's only one side to the story"
@zanytobbs8 жыл бұрын
Random dude: I'll give you a million dollars if you can watch Bill Burr without laughing Me: Fuck
@MichaelEMJAYJohnson8 жыл бұрын
Not humanly possible....wait....still no.
@Heaugerkerkerk19 жыл бұрын
"Rub one out like a man, it's the champagne of victory!" I'm dying!
@jaghatai_bulut2 жыл бұрын
I had been in an abusive relationship for 2 years once. I never thought its ok to hit a woman, but i honestly understood why SOME women got beaten by some men. Obviously, this is a more spesific situation that is not related with the general violence on women issues and in no way it makes physicality justified. But oh brother, when some psycjo chick locks you in a room, yells insults at you and hits you like you are some kind of a sandbag, you find yourself thinking about 2 options. Either punch the shit out of the bastard or run far, far away. I chose to ran away. If you ever find yourself in the same situation, do the same. Anwering violence with violence only damages your case.
@theblasteffect44992 жыл бұрын
Sad but true.
@thatboyakira4202 Жыл бұрын
Violence is not and answer, it's a question. And the answer is always yes. Joking. It's good that you chose the most wise decision. However that woman will never face the consequences of what she had done to ya. Cheers
@JohnSmith-ip8zy2 жыл бұрын
One of the few comics who still has the balls to be funny even to this day; bill burr is one of the greatest to ever do it.
@plansh03322 жыл бұрын
That guy is a true legend who spoke the language of facts
@jamaalmiller73238 жыл бұрын
women don't care how you feel. it passes from generation to generation till everyone suffers from narcissism
@AutomaticDuck3008 жыл бұрын
MGTOW for the win
@thedemonhater77488 жыл бұрын
Jamaal Miller it's how the female sex is genetically constructed, the same way as to why men and women are fundamentally different. It's a recipe for disaster. And that's why humans love it.
@GaudyGotti7 жыл бұрын
YEA BECAUSE MEN CARE SO MUCH
@wurglergurgler27622 жыл бұрын
„Have a hard day at the factory, comes home, (tuna casserol?) starts swinging“ 😂😂😂😂
@shuri074 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@heather77738 жыл бұрын
I don't know how people are quiet during his set, idc if you're uncomfortable, the man is hilarious
@princereaves37312 жыл бұрын
And speaking the truth
@SabbyNeko8 жыл бұрын
2:10 Was just a solid comedy routine up until this point, but... he's got a really good point here, and one I hadn't really considered until now.
@hectorterrazas84157 жыл бұрын
Sabbat-X. Don't feel bad ......The illuminati worked real hard to get society where it's at.
@g3ntl3236 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is not a comedian first. He is a philosopher. He just channels it through comedy. The dude speaks truth. He acts like a stupid fuck, but everyone who follows him knows he is a very intelligent man who has great perception.
@Ell-J6 жыл бұрын
If you didn't like his comedy routine,don't go then smh.
@mikerhodes32766 жыл бұрын
WHYYOUNOTRISSON hey man, funny seeing you on here. Did you lose enough weight to get approved for bariatric surgery yet? I was wondering how it went because you never replied under your comments on the diet video. Good luck!
@sodazman10 жыл бұрын
Rub one out like a man, it's a the champagne of victory. XD
@AnkushNarula9 жыл бұрын
sodazman One of the best lines ever
@SovereignStatesman9 жыл бұрын
sodazman Pop that cork in celebration of freedom
@keaton_jb_meme_central2 жыл бұрын
Few months ago I was hanging with some of my guys. Some chick randomly decides to start pulling on my arm with one of her friends , roughly pulling on it as if she were trying to pull it outta socket. I did what any reasonable person would do and hit her hand away. I’ll let you know that I’m only 5’7-5’8 and this girl was like 5’10. Well afterwards they came up to me and yelled at me saying “Never put your hands on a woman.” I was about this close to literally knocking some sense into their thick skulls.
@vdd10015 ай бұрын
You should've said "please, don't touch my arm, no is no, right? You need my consent" cuz that's what they preach too. Playing with their own cards
@bluesnail504210 жыл бұрын
It's common manners not to hit anyone at all, you shouldn't be trying to tell that women should be able to be hit, it should be, men can't be hit either. Be polite.
@DarkOmicron10 жыл бұрын
He's not saying that women should be able to be hit, he's saying that even though you shouldn't do it, there are plenty of reasons why someone would do it.
@dragonforce52510 жыл бұрын
You're completely right, but the problem is women have gotten used to being protected by this victim complex that makes it ok for them to do/say anything and not have to worry about the consequences because physical attacks from men against women are seen as unjustifiable regardless of what the woman has done.
@bluesnail504210 жыл бұрын
dragonforce525 I completely agree on that. It is a place of exploitation that must be stopped. But no one should be hit by another unless there is a valid reason, regardless of gender.
@Chartoise9 жыл бұрын
If I may give you guys a tip... When a woman bothers you, use your grip on her arm. Often they tent to forget that you are way stronger than them. The grip makes them remember and they usually back off. You dont have to hit. scaring them works pretty well
@nischal7119 жыл бұрын
+Chartoise i have done that before
@rwjmgmannoyorangefan9 жыл бұрын
+Chartoise holy shit that's fucked up
@rwjmgmannoyorangefan9 жыл бұрын
***** What, using force and implied threats of physical damage to assert dominance over someone who you know ('cause I don't think Chartoise is refering to strangers) because they're "bothering you"? Nah, I guess that's just any healty relationship's example of good communication.
@rwjmgmannoyorangefan9 жыл бұрын
***** Even so, isn't it fucked up to reciprocate violence? If someone's being aggressive, responding with aggression should be the LAST resort, not just something you do to remind people who's in charge.
@Chartoise9 жыл бұрын
Door28 Have you ever been in a relationship? It seems as you have NO real life experience with it. What you say is theory.. In theory it should work the way you say it. Like, good communication and stuff. But there are certain situation where you're past that point of communication. Then you are under attack... And it's hard to deal with that situation... Because on the one side you want to fight back, but you can't because she's a woman... and on the other side you don't want to crawl up in the phoetus position and let yourself be man handled. The arm squeeze is the middle way. It is an effective way of showing you're not taking it and that you are not a weakling.
@gamecrusade47832 жыл бұрын
When I was in high school my buddy went out with this girl and she wasn’t good to him. If he didn’t drop anything and everything for her she would freak out on him. It all culminated in her telling him to kill himself when he was in a depression slump. She was stupid enough to do this in front of me and all his and her friends. My closed fist met her face before I realized it, I thought I was in sooo much shit until my friend thanked me.
@the_bottomfragger2 жыл бұрын
Everyone arguing about serious stuff but can we just talk about how amazing that stretch after 6:48 is. "Rub one out, it's the champagne of victory" had me almost spit out my water.
@carlb14092 жыл бұрын
I have clicked on this so many times over the years. It is a HILARIOUS social critique. Always nice to point out inconsistencies.
@SaneLiesbuster7 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece ! I have lost count of the times I have watched it and every single time it's as entertaining as ever.
@CrackinDutches8 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now im on a Bill Burr kick...
@339blackdiamond4 ай бұрын
that "EVERY DAY!!" just took me out 😂 Drives his point home : There might be reasons to hit people, you just don't do it.