Bill Burr | Chuck Norris

Anything Better Podcast (Bill Burr w/ Paul Virzi)
Bill Burrs' Official KZbin Channel:
/ billburrofficial
Paul Virzis Official KZbin Channel:
/ @thepaulvirzi
Anything Better Podcast:
/ @anythingbetterpodcast
Contact Bill:
[e-mail]
Outro Music:
God's Children - Bubblz (various artists)
#billburr #mmpc

[@casualwater698]

2:08 Izzy wtf 🤣🤣🤣 So good.

[@RitaPoon888]

That got me lol

[@mikeRedMDK2032]

My brother always hated walker texas ranger. "Why do the villains with guns always get close enough to chuck norris for him to kick them out of their hands?" Lol

[@sandyn3384]

When I was a kid in South Africa, Walker Texas Ranger was on Sunday nights. My brother and I used to watch it before bed lol. It was typical schlock, but we were kids and it was fun.

[@MorrowSind]

"Nice ponytail, twinkle toes!" 🤣

[@RisitasKEKW]

When we needed Izzy the most, he returned

[@BobbySacamano]

He was gone? Or just shoehorning in a hackneyed comment for likes... ;)

[@Therecanbeonly123]

I love how Austin Powers broke the mould of the nameless henchman by showing their home-life at the time they are dispatched by Austin- the steam-roller/rolling pin cut is brilliant! "People never think how things affect the family of a henchman."🤣🤣

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

It's one of the stupid things I've pondered many a time. Similar to when there's a brawl in a bar and they trash the place, my mind goes to, "Who's going to pay for all that damage? Would insurance cover it? What would be the insurance plan? Is there a police report filed? Who's going to sue who?"

[@solidkingcobra]

Anybody remember the Walker Texas Ranger lever from Late Night With Conan O'Brien. that shiet was golden.

[@ellisd3165]

0:30 stav been lifting

[@smikabis2717]

That "huh" was fantastic 😂

[@onyx8231]

That killed me!

[@solidkingcobra]

love that Mad TV Seagal sketch with the legendary Will Sasso!

[@bigdumbbubba]

Walker texas ranger is f'ing hilarious! You know his partner is the guy who played Sundown in top gun and Theo in Die hard. Watch the episode with Haley Joel-Osmend in it. You will cry laughing

[@jkorshak]

I was at a bar in Galveston and apparently Norris on the Walker show did a scene there. The bar owner was really, really proud. He had a VHS tape recorded in SLP (8 hours) of a real grainy recording of the scene at his bar repeated over and over for the entire tape. He even made the girl in the bar put it in so everyone could watch. You could tell she was really sick of that shit.

[@davu6712]

That ‘huh?’ Edit was soo good!!!!

[@THX5000]

I swear bill has a photographic memory

[@TrippyNoodles]

Chuck Norris’s beard & chest hair are just 10% of his immortal powers.

[@heddshot87]

Bill Burr doing Segal voice 😂

[@ryanakabomber]

2:09 😂😂

[@onyx8231]

This channel is legendary!

[@taotaostrong]

A manly high heel. 😂😂😂

[@onyx8231]

I just googled "Chuck Norris, height." I forgot to turn on my VPN. I hope he doesn't find out. I'm really scared right now.

[@mr.green2341]

Not even a VPN could protect you if Chuck wants to find you. 😂

[@FiveofEyes]

If you look out your window and see him stood on the ledge of the rooftop across the street, its already too late for you my friend.

[@danielsouza4712]

LOL Body by Jake. I forgot all about that dude. Joe Piscopo ruled in Bartleby. Please come back and do a show again in Meth-Desto Bill. I missed that the other day.

[@DanielThureskog]

Hailee Steinfeld is Jake's niece. Which is a funny family connection. 😂

[@HiThere-ig5iz]

That fuckin outro caught me off guard ngl that was funny

[@onyx8231]

Has Steven Segal ever fought someone who didn't run at him so he could just step out of the way leaving his foot there so they trip? I wish every bar fight consisted of people front-flipping and landing on their back right in front of me.

[@doct0rnic]

Bill can save himself a lot of disappointment and watch Conan clips of the Walker Texas ranger lever, covers basically the entire show

[@c3920]

The Total Gym was awesome. My dad got one and we used it so much it broke after a couple years and we got another one.

[@Jeff-fv9rk]

Wait till you see the bullet proof paint job on his truck. So, as long as you remember it's comedy, you'll enjoy

[@chdd99]

“HUH”

[@Papa-kj3eh]

Yes dear.

[@robvdm]

3:31 man I have not heard the family channel mentioned in a long time

[@bonek350]

The black guy in Walker got shot in every episode. And his fights were always the same. Block with the left. Right to the body.Then a right uppercut while the guy was hunched over.

[@Rocksaplenty]

Oh snap Izzy is back

[@degaulle30]

'Walker days I have AIDS' *cue keyboard cat*

[@immukohonen7871]

When it came first time I watched every Texas Ranger. I thought it was popular in USA. I live in Finland.

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

Kelly LeBrock was confident and an absolute smoke show until she married Steven Segal. He absolutely destroyed that woman.

[@Vassild]

In the eyes of a ranger.....

[@sandyn3384]

...the unsuspecting stranger....

[@tomflorio3639]

@3:17 - what is Bill talking about with "Body by Jake" and "Bachelor Party"? That dude wasn't in "Bachelor Party".

[@IzzySoDope]

But he WAS in money pit. Another hanks film. Classic bill f up

[@tomflorio3639]

@@IzzySoDope ah, that 'splains it

[@flapjack6495]

using a yes dear clip is insane to me

[@jaimhaas5170]

What is that "one thing" Chuck Norris does before going to bed at night?? I've never heard yet.

[@fearlessjoebanzai]

errmmm... they were talking about Joe Piscopo. What don't you understand about that?

[@V8chump]

I feel like Chuck Norris and Bruce lee are the 2 remaining badasses who nobody knows if they were BS or not. The only info on the subject is hearsay, people claiming Bruce lee could do this or that… but I’m pretty sure it was all bullshit and he would’ve been murdered in the UFC. Same goes for Norris; could he really fight?

[@drongobum2037]

Most of America's problems would go away if we could ditch the hero fetish.

[@mnemonichotpocket]

Ginger fight

[@heddshot87]

Bro I've listened to your outro songs for YEARS and the vocals are still out of tune.. it's time to buy melodyne, and use some delay and reverb on them vocals so they actually sit in the mix.

[@andrewoolman]

Walker Texas ranger is overrated

[@josephdouds2216]

Bill Burr is lame and annoying af

[@doct0rnic]

Your lame and annoying af

[@drongobum2037]

Awww... poor baby. You were so sure Bill was "your guy". Then he went and made you sob by mocking right wingers too. lol

[@serz1885]

1:48 hahhahahahahahahah 1:55 i was watching in 90s as a kid it was cool