Bill Burr - Gordos/Fat People - Legendado BR (Walk Your Way Out)

  Рет қаралды 3,465,762

dan

dan

Күн бұрын

:)

Пікірлер: 1 700
@davec.3198
@davec.3198 5 жыл бұрын
You ate your way in you can walk your way out. That is simply hilarious. I lost it.
@nicolashabak7299
@nicolashabak7299 5 жыл бұрын
it's true though....... lost 30lbs like that :o
@fant0ny899
@fant0ny899 5 жыл бұрын
Im pretty fat and i think this is HILARIOUS.And also i think "fat acceptance" is complete bull shit.
@spanimations7416
@spanimations7416 5 жыл бұрын
Lol😂 I made a similar joke on the latest video on my channel
@swine13
@swine13 5 жыл бұрын
Argh see this is what i dont get about burr fans. This sentence... its just not... funny? Like it doesnt follow the framework of a joke. At all. Jokes are supposed to set your brain up with some form of implicit expectations. They then say something that breaks those expectations and begs you to read the whole thing again but now with a different understanding or perspective. Ultimately this results in what you want - laughter. Humans enjoy this. We call it humor. It is interesting and entertaining in a clever way. But Bill does not do this. Notice how Bill's "joke" just says "you ate your way in so you can walk back out" and doesnt set any expectations? AFAICT theres no new info to get after he brings up the last half. And I must be missing the joke of the century, though, because thousands of people here seem incredibly amused by the content.
@fant0ny899
@fant0ny899 5 жыл бұрын
@@swine13 so your basically offended?or what?or do u just think its not funny?
@Kido336
@Kido336 5 жыл бұрын
Couldn't you make the subtitles a little bit bigger? I can still see a little bit from the video in the back
@wanns33
@wanns33 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@bonibontv7374
@bonibontv7374 5 жыл бұрын
Lol facts
@camwillis7434
@camwillis7434 5 жыл бұрын
That was a good laugh thankyou this is why i still believe in comment section
@martinangeloburgos9610
@martinangeloburgos9610 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Gold right here. Did not expect to find it.
@YM-zf8mt
@YM-zf8mt 5 жыл бұрын
yeah completely ruins the experience, i came for the subtitles, not to see bill burr bald nipple head talking shit on my screen
@lukeGGlee
@lukeGGlee 5 жыл бұрын
He could play the parrot from aladdin
@alanfender123
@alanfender123 5 жыл бұрын
he does sound like Gilbert Godfrey doesn't he
@davidleavell7453
@davidleavell7453 5 жыл бұрын
That would be funny.
@xvidmisx
@xvidmisx 5 жыл бұрын
you just blew my mind, shit man he would be 10/10 parrot from aladdin
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 5 жыл бұрын
"YES!, "PATients.. Iagio , Patients "
@aryadev3149
@aryadev3149 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck that would be good
@clayongunzelle9555
@clayongunzelle9555 5 жыл бұрын
He should be teaching a class about life no joke
@mprattyh3
@mprattyh3 5 жыл бұрын
Listen to his podcast it's awesome. Monday Morning Podcast
@obedientfire840
@obedientfire840 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck the left democrats indeed
@MrMutou
@MrMutou 5 жыл бұрын
yes..unfortunately these snowflakes wouldnt make it through the introductory speech🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂
@cheesemuffin8129
@cheesemuffin8129 5 жыл бұрын
@@obedientfire840 anyone who plays the party game is a moron, and Bill knows this.
@noahchmielewski1347
@noahchmielewski1347 5 жыл бұрын
No just...no
@rmn2370
@rmn2370 3 жыл бұрын
This guy encouraged me to lose weight, lost 30 pounds!
@Cheezy_Bunz
@Cheezy_Bunz 3 жыл бұрын
Niiice man ! Bill Burr may sound like a dick but any fan of his knows he means well and he keeps it real. Keep pushing dude !
@rmn2370
@rmn2370 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cheezy_Bunz exactly bro! Thank you so much!
@SOC-xd9lm
@SOC-xd9lm 3 жыл бұрын
Good for you bro!
@rmn2370
@rmn2370 3 жыл бұрын
@@SOC-xd9lm appreciate it bro thanks!, at 50 pounds lost now!
@costisgoufas6599
@costisgoufas6599 3 жыл бұрын
Eyy great work my guy 👍
@papanapofficial
@papanapofficial 5 жыл бұрын
Sad how the crowd pulls back when he makes fat comments, but then belly laughs at the story about the child that had no amenities or parents.
@Cj-xt6tv
@Cj-xt6tv 4 жыл бұрын
The way they pulled back was disgusting. People are too sensitive these days. But that’s modern western society for you
@skjortan
@skjortan 4 жыл бұрын
They laugh because he makes the hannibal lecter comparison, i still get your point though.
@ValensBellator
@ValensBellator 4 жыл бұрын
Well statistically speaking damn near everyone there was probably attending with someone who was at least overweight, and there was essentially zero chance of there being a shitting toddler orphan in the theater 😂
@haydenbennett747
@haydenbennett747 4 жыл бұрын
I'm fat and love this
@dyalikedags
@dyalikedags 4 жыл бұрын
@@skjortan they laughed when he said a toddler shit between 2 buildings like that was the punch line..... I understand anything bill burr says sounds funny but still...
@johngamer593
@johngamer593 3 жыл бұрын
If I'm being honest, I don't think his problem is with fat people but more with the people that encourage you to keep getting fatter like it's some kind of grand gesture of courage to be proud of
@S1rWakka
@S1rWakka 3 жыл бұрын
Of course. It's your body. You're free to live an unhealthy life. Just don't give other people shit when they call you out on it
@Huma270490
@Huma270490 3 жыл бұрын
@@S1rWakka The problem is promoting something that is actually unhealthy and can kill you. Fee kgs over your "ideal" weight is not a problem but when you see people encouraging someone with overweight or obesity to not give a fuck and keep eating and this "fat positivity" that is dangerous.
@philosophyandhappiness2001
@philosophyandhappiness2001 3 жыл бұрын
Especially when the message is delivered to children. People always act like youre a horrible human being if you suggest a child lose weight. "How dare you, theyre beautiful and dont need to lose weight to fit into your ideal world, you fat shamer" like, yeah, but if they keep getting fatter they won't live past 20. Theres no reason for a child to be heavily overweight, let alone obese. I feel like if you let your kid get that big, you should be charged for endangering or neglect. Like bill burr said, we should be feeling shame, its something that can help us grow if directed properly. Thats why parents suck. They want the world to be a safe space so their children dont need their guidance.
@amirhaikal8304
@amirhaikal8304 2 жыл бұрын
You should not be proud of being unhealthy.
@darkapothecary4116
@darkapothecary4116 2 жыл бұрын
Just rat poison those fuckers. or death row them they kill more people by making them over weight
@Jay-ue2ic
@Jay-ue2ic 5 жыл бұрын
This was definitely about Amy Schumer.
@soldierforchrist2017
@soldierforchrist2017 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely 😂😂😂
@probe26
@probe26 5 жыл бұрын
She makes me sick. Her personality is the worst
@aniketwagh6477
@aniketwagh6477 5 жыл бұрын
He got back at her for the abortion statement
@jacobsmith7385
@jacobsmith7385 5 жыл бұрын
100%
@eddiebrock9943
@eddiebrock9943 5 жыл бұрын
Why does he have beef with her?
@TheMilwaukeeProtocol
@TheMilwaukeeProtocol 5 жыл бұрын
As a fat person, I can attest that Bill Burr is 100% correct. Maybe I'll escape one day. :-( Edit: it's awesome there are so many replies. It's a lot to keep up with, so my deep gratitude in advance for your encouragement. I've been steadily dropping weight since joining a therapy group. It works similar to Noom.
@6394867
@6394867 5 жыл бұрын
I will marry you fat all day everyday lol
@Cheersbigears
@Cheersbigears 5 жыл бұрын
Get yourself in shape fatty. And stop using words like 'maybe' and 'one day'. Eat an apple and go for a a walk.
@adeptus333777
@adeptus333777 5 жыл бұрын
Or fuck everybody and be who you are.
@MiPiKeTe392
@MiPiKeTe392 5 жыл бұрын
How much do you weigh? Just stop eating foods with alot of carbs and drink plenty of water no sodas and stay active and you wil notice a change in about 4 months
@terricampbell3179
@terricampbell3179 5 жыл бұрын
Some people just have genes that make them more fat with lower metabolism than others. Those people have to work harder than the others. But it really isnt that hard to not be fat when you have a crazy high metabolism.
@summushieremiasclarkson4700
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 5 жыл бұрын
This brilliant man may be doing a comedy sketch, but he inspired me to get my lard arse on a treadmill. Thank you Bill Burr.
@summushieremiasclarkson4700
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 5 жыл бұрын
@Skull Killer I'm pleased to say I already have, I was never actually obese, but now, while I'm not exactly an athlete or a bodybuilder, I'm considerably healthier.
@juliemacandrews1434
@juliemacandrews1434 5 жыл бұрын
...well done...😀
@summushieremiasclarkson4700
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 5 жыл бұрын
@@juliemacandrews1434 thank you.
@fullanalysis93
@fullanalysis93 5 жыл бұрын
You can do it man!
@jackthorton10
@jackthorton10 5 жыл бұрын
He actually did it, he changed a life...
@EliasGonzales
@EliasGonzales 5 жыл бұрын
"eat and apple and go for a walk" ... that made my day
@river9055
@river9055 5 жыл бұрын
That Guy 😂 you’re that person that scrolls down the comment section looking for grammar errors! Guarantee you work a dead end job and did so bad in school it created insecurities. Internet Troll 😂 you need to get laid and calm down.
@river9055
@river9055 5 жыл бұрын
Anouar Krassimovich you just repeated what I said 😂 good one
@anouarkrassimovich7481
@anouarkrassimovich7481 5 жыл бұрын
@@river9055 let's just say i improved your comment and turned it against you :)
@river9055
@river9055 5 жыл бұрын
Anouar Krassimovich Yup you sure did 👌 It’s ok at the end of the day your name is still Anul 😂
@anouarkrassimovich7481
@anouarkrassimovich7481 5 жыл бұрын
@@river9055 What is Anul? and is that related to my fake youtube pseudonym Anouar?
@unclewazza777
@unclewazza777 5 жыл бұрын
Shame.- a painful feeling of humiliation or distress caused by the consciousness of wrong or foolish behavior. Once you lose this you can be classified as a psychopath.
@anlasma7942
@anlasma7942 4 жыл бұрын
Or a child
@eyesackisaac5641
@eyesackisaac5641 4 жыл бұрын
That's so amazingly correct
@hansolo8914
@hansolo8914 4 жыл бұрын
What's the source for this classification?
@sallydum-ay7942
@sallydum-ay7942 4 жыл бұрын
True
@dyalikedags
@dyalikedags 4 жыл бұрын
@@anlasma7942 children definitely have shame..... it comes naturally with the moral compass...
@bigjob7551
@bigjob7551 5 жыл бұрын
When there is no shame society crumbles.
@XmanSully
@XmanSully 5 жыл бұрын
I hope (for your sake) you were referring to the fact that fat f***ks are not ashamed of their obsessive desire to stuff their faces with more food per day than what mentaly healthy people eat during a whole week.
@ChristopherBueker
@ChristopherBueker 5 жыл бұрын
Interesting.
@karkkimarkkinat2109
@karkkimarkkinat2109 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, we're there bro
@NathielIsaac
@NathielIsaac 3 жыл бұрын
Not really
@bigjob7551
@bigjob7551 3 жыл бұрын
@@NathielIsaac You sound like someone with no shame.
@absurdprince
@absurdprince 5 жыл бұрын
Is it too farfetched to think that comedians are modern day philosophers?
@johnfeola1856
@johnfeola1856 5 жыл бұрын
theabsurdprince yes
@BetweenStations77
@BetweenStations77 5 жыл бұрын
No. George Carlin was the ultimate philosopher.
@jimlamanna9712
@jimlamanna9712 5 жыл бұрын
theabsurdprince The great prophet of the 20th century was Al Bundy, so maybe....m
@fftere
@fftere 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, if you think that you don't know shit about philosophy. The common guy knows philosophy as much as he knows about astro physics. Ppl have no clue how much knowledge is around, specially philosophy, it's mindblowing. Comics talk good, that's it, comedy is a whole other thing
@rodolphedediusse9529
@rodolphedediusse9529 5 жыл бұрын
@@fftere One word not two. as·tro·phys·ics /ˌastrōˈfiziks/ Learn to pronounce noun noun: astrophysics
@bigding8977
@bigding8977 4 жыл бұрын
This performance by Bill Burr is so incredibly brave in this day and age. He is like a fat chick in a bikini eating a box of Oreos on the cover of Cosmopolitan.
@Amburmist
@Amburmist 4 жыл бұрын
Playing it fast and loose with the words "incredibly brave" in this context, dontcha think?
@nickb6425
@nickb6425 3 жыл бұрын
@@Amburmist that’s the joke lmao
@mongoose1618
@mongoose1618 2 жыл бұрын
You mean that chick with the body that looks like a Neapolitan mastiff's face ? Oh yeah, that's brave.
@the_dark_one6052
@the_dark_one6052 2 жыл бұрын
"so brave", like a fat actress
@teabox9250
@teabox9250 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@bojed
@bojed 5 жыл бұрын
1:00 Bill's trademark smug when he's about to launch into his epic comedy rage. Never gets old.
@ashutoshsingh450
@ashutoshsingh450 5 жыл бұрын
True
@cherrypop7690
@cherrypop7690 4 жыл бұрын
He jokes about what everyone secretly thinks
@kristitrimble9658
@kristitrimble9658 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! My self dialogue is his comedy routine!
@leilameow9582
@leilameow9582 Жыл бұрын
Not everyone but a lot of people
@deejaydfc
@deejaydfc 5 жыл бұрын
"You ever TRIED to get fat... No! Its effortless." Truer words were never spoken. Worked out for 1 year straight lost 60lbs. Increased my work hours...stopped working out and it only took 3 months to gain it all back. 😭
@JH-og4it
@JH-og4it 5 жыл бұрын
Me too,I try so hard to get fat tho
@fullanalysis93
@fullanalysis93 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ 15lbs in a month?
@terradojhoncris
@terradojhoncris 5 жыл бұрын
@@fullanalysis93 do you even know how to use division? God!
@GauravGRocks
@GauravGRocks 5 жыл бұрын
I am the exact opposite. I have such a goddamn fast metabolism that I literally don't gain weight no matter how much I eat. Only way for me to gain weight is put on muscle, so I'm like the exact opposite lmao, I need to put a lot of work in gain weight.
@spanimations7416
@spanimations7416 5 жыл бұрын
I made a joke about fat models on my channel in my latest video if you wanna see😂
@LoneHeckler
@LoneHeckler 5 жыл бұрын
"Come over to my side of the fence." Points to the other side "Shame! Shame!" Lol
@14720509
@14720509 4 жыл бұрын
I was dead at the part. Hahaha
@linelltillman9709
@linelltillman9709 5 жыл бұрын
Love this guy 😂😂😂🤣🤣💀💀. He tells the truth
@mrbroccholi
@mrbroccholi 5 жыл бұрын
@ambrooks5
@ambrooks5 5 жыл бұрын
Linell Tillman 100%
@spanimations7416
@spanimations7416 5 жыл бұрын
I also made a joke about plus sized models on my channel in my latest video😂 check it out if you want
@rapbuck3
@rapbuck3 Жыл бұрын
Amen
@nineballing1
@nineballing1 5 жыл бұрын
His comedy is absolutely brilliant!
@R3dCol0r
@R3dCol0r 5 жыл бұрын
Too bad this audience was horrible. It took like 10 jokes before they even started to giggle. What a dead crowd.
@robbiebeenham5980
@robbiebeenham5980 5 жыл бұрын
When he was like 'Okay, start consuming, stop... STOP... SPIT IT OUT!!!' absolutely lost it... started crying my eyes out, my mum had to come in to check on me and tried consoling me because she thought I was crying from sadness.
@mosspally6995
@mosspally6995 5 жыл бұрын
That’s very sweet of her.
@markymark7531
@markymark7531 5 жыл бұрын
You like that brussel sprout?! Now you're paying for it!
@moonrocks
@moonrocks 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it completely. Was crying
@Barrrt
@Barrrt 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha that Brussels sprout bit and that face when he wanted to kill himself. Bill Burr is love.
@cellblocknine5385
@cellblocknine5385 5 жыл бұрын
Robbie Beenham Yeahhh that never happened.
@sign543
@sign543 4 жыл бұрын
I’d LOVE to find out how many people “reported” this video in an attempt to get it shut down 😆
@Aakash_Goswami1
@Aakash_Goswami1 4 жыл бұрын
@@leohong5845 let's count them as 5 people
@muntadar1655
@muntadar1655 3 жыл бұрын
No way fat ppl got offended, there is no way they got offended over a comedia-
@armedlorax7301
@armedlorax7301 3 жыл бұрын
"Normal to fat conversion" 💀💀💀
@yougear100
@yougear100 5 жыл бұрын
Bill is one of the greatest thinkers of our time.
@markg8022
@markg8022 5 жыл бұрын
I hope you're joking.
@soldierforchrist2017
@soldierforchrist2017 5 жыл бұрын
That's a fact. He's fucking amazing.
@ishmaelcakes9599
@ishmaelcakes9599 5 жыл бұрын
I love bill but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know being obese is not healthy and not something to be proud of
@yougear100
@yougear100 5 жыл бұрын
@@ishmaelcakes9599 Yeah. I agree, but it's the way he articulates his argument that people of average to less than average intelligence can't do.
@daysoffleadtooffdays1814
@daysoffleadtooffdays1814 5 жыл бұрын
yougear100 i say this all the time bro you are spot on
@Sean-tn7xm
@Sean-tn7xm 5 жыл бұрын
"Did you like that brussel sprout!!!!"
@triplekillerable
@triplekillerable 5 жыл бұрын
NOW YOU ARE PAYING FOR IT
@raminfooladi9156
@raminfooladi9156 5 жыл бұрын
best motivational speech ever ... i'm in tears
5 жыл бұрын
"You put the cookies in there - I didn't!"
@goreds551
@goreds551 5 жыл бұрын
"...like Hannibal Lecter at the end of Silence of the lambs." LOL
@g.goncalves608
@g.goncalves608 5 жыл бұрын
i'm dying😂😂😂
@bullseye6969
@bullseye6969 5 жыл бұрын
I am Indian even u cracked up hard. 😜
@B4XCode
@B4XCode 3 жыл бұрын
the "OMG you are like a fat actress" really killed me. LOL Bill burr is just amazing!
@stevemarshall3481
@stevemarshall3481 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a fat fuck and I found this hilarious, tipping the scales at 310lb he's right, it's effortless 🤣🤣
@donmaina254
@donmaina254 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime Bill does his white woman voice... that shit really cracks me up real GOOD😂😂
@bp1543
@bp1543 4 жыл бұрын
As a fattie, I approve this message
@monkey-trial...6578
@monkey-trial...6578 5 жыл бұрын
I used to be made fun of because I was FAT! Yes folks, and I knew it! But it served me well because once I hit 14 I got interested in having a social life They didn’t have the fake sizes they do today then and there wasn’t much that was fashionable. I don’t see what the big deal is. Sure I cried when I was teased but that was temporary. I guess some of are meant to be stronger than others emotionally.
@pldyer69muzic
@pldyer69muzic 5 жыл бұрын
Mean People Suck. Life's In Session For Many Lessons. Amen.
@obedientfire840
@obedientfire840 5 жыл бұрын
Lol your face looks like 12 y crackhead abuse . dont replace your emotional feeding for needling xD just stop drinking that soda and stuffing all that shit in your mouth
@TheAlgerietop
@TheAlgerietop 5 жыл бұрын
Bullying is wrong regardless. Obese people should be told they aren't healthy and all by people that care about them. Everyone else can shuff their opinion up their arse
@FusRoDah2
@FusRoDah2 5 жыл бұрын
Just lose the weight for your heart fuck everyone else. Lots of great things to enjoy in this world like comedy! Gotta get every second you can on this Earth, as long as you are happy and healthy ya know?
@jacobsmith7385
@jacobsmith7385 5 жыл бұрын
@@obedientfire840 damn I wasn't going to say it but your exactly right🤣
@nicklevi5537
@nicklevi5537 5 жыл бұрын
I. Am. A. Fatty. And Bill Burr *is THE BEST!!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😃
@spanimations7416
@spanimations7416 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, I made a joke about fat people on my latest video if you wanna see
@travisera1
@travisera1 5 жыл бұрын
This set would have killed if 70% of people weren't overweight or obese. Hell, a bunch of the normal people probably had to hold back because they were there with a 'fatty'.
@poeticnation6251
@poeticnation6251 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only person scratching their head, trying to figure out why Bill Burr is not mentioned in the same breathe as legendary standup comedians like Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Chirs Tucker, George Carlin, or Kevin Hart? I have NEVER watched a standup clip (or show) of this man's where I wasn't almost falling out of my seat laughing - He deserves WAY MORE credit than he receives.
@adorable3817
@adorable3817 5 жыл бұрын
I really don't get why Dave Chappelle is so popular. Not funny. I never laughed once.... Bill Burr on the other hand, legend! 🥰 as are Chris Rock and David Spade, they're hilarious!
@jerrellmao5637
@jerrellmao5637 5 жыл бұрын
@@adorable3817 you're tripping even Bill Burr said Dave is better than him
@adorable3817
@adorable3817 5 жыл бұрын
@@jerrellmao5637 I know! 😅 that's why I watched some more of him on KZbin, give him another chance, you know, be open minded.... and, he's just not at all funny to me. In fact, I don't like him - at all! It's weird 😳 Oh well, at least I have Bill Burr, Lewis Black, George Carlin.... 😁✌
@sayantanbanerjee1644
@sayantanbanerjee1644 5 жыл бұрын
I recently stand-up comedy videos of a guy called JOSH WOLF. Look him up, pretty funny
@poeticnation6251
@poeticnation6251 5 жыл бұрын
@@sayantanbanerjee1644 Cool, will do, thanks.
@simonpage9866
@simonpage9866 5 жыл бұрын
We need bill to keep us all real. Never stop telling how it is. Love him!!
@verounbhim3631
@verounbhim3631 3 жыл бұрын
As a fat person, I approve of this message. I find it both humourous and motivating.
@enkidu001
@enkidu001 Жыл бұрын
love ya.
@samuelatienzo4627
@samuelatienzo4627 3 жыл бұрын
3:35 “WELL START RUNNIN YA FAT FUCK” Gets me every time 😂😂😂
@yenh1144
@yenh1144 5 жыл бұрын
He is my spirit animal. He says the things I wished I can say to ppl on the regular 😂😂😂
@rigdzindrolma7148
@rigdzindrolma7148 5 жыл бұрын
You can say that to regular people but chances are they will hit you or scream at you and name every fault they see in you. Then you will cry because they have torn you down. Do you really think he speaks this way in public? This is his chosen profession not him on the street, but give it a try if you think it would be great to insult people you see regular. Keep a lot of band aids and tissues.
@yenh1144
@yenh1144 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Casterly right?! Like anyone can say whatever they want about me, why would I care??? The only person I care about what they think of me is my mother. I just wished I can say it but ppl are too weak for my mentality 😂😂😂
@yenh1144
@yenh1144 5 жыл бұрын
Rigdzin Drolma trust me I won’t brake down from words, especially words from a person who isn’t my mother. You must built yourself enough that words can’t tore you down
@yenh1144
@yenh1144 5 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Peters that’s what I’m saying 😂😂😂
@rigdzindrolma7148
@rigdzindrolma7148 5 жыл бұрын
Yen H everybody’s too weak? If you don’t care what other people think, then why are you putting your silly opinions in a comment section on KZbin. No one wants to see them but you want others to know what they are, why?
@indyhotdog7652
@indyhotdog7652 5 жыл бұрын
Nearly all really good comedians are very smart people. That's why we call their work, "brilliant".
@marceloxavier9113
@marceloxavier9113 5 жыл бұрын
Like most of bill burr videos, I only hear truths.
@The1morningstar
@The1morningstar 5 жыл бұрын
I just love his female voice 🤣😆
@LeoSilvaworldchannel
@LeoSilvaworldchannel 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@eliudesantos3237
@eliudesantos3237 4 жыл бұрын
I'm fat and this is hilarious!
@mrloverman2.0
@mrloverman2.0 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr predicted Lizzo. 😂
@spacedandy7555
@spacedandy7555 4 жыл бұрын
She cracks porcelain on the daily
@jamesritch5245
@jamesritch5245 5 жыл бұрын
You can eat your way in now walk your way out. Bill is beast! bahahahahaaaa
@havingfun1968
@havingfun1968 5 жыл бұрын
This man does nothing but SPEAK THE TRUTH THAT MAKES THE WORLD DEAL WITH IT!
@christinah.8504
@christinah.8504 4 жыл бұрын
weight loss has to do with the hormone insulin. You have to lower insulin long enough for your body to start going into fat burning mode.You accomplish that by intermittent fasting. My husband and me both lost 50 lbs each by using time restriction. We still ate what ever we wanted but just in a few hours window time frame. People need to get educated on what causes obesity.
@gyver471
@gyver471 5 жыл бұрын
I swear he is the best I can’t go 30 seconds without laughing😂😂
@Xiaozin524
@Xiaozin524 5 жыл бұрын
O vídeo tem literalmente uma legenda gigante em português e não tem ninguém que fala português nos comentários hahahahaha
@plea5954
@plea5954 3 жыл бұрын
Eu aqui, esse cara é demais!!! Ps: tem uns gringos reclamando da legenda ser grande e não conseguirem assistir o bill direito. Nada a haver!
@suelensilva8228
@suelensilva8228 3 жыл бұрын
Cheguei atrasada, mas tô aqui
@suelensilva8228
@suelensilva8228 3 жыл бұрын
@@plea5954 esses gringos reclamam de tudo
@Emma-ob5oj
@Emma-ob5oj 4 жыл бұрын
this honestly inspires me- *"you ate your way in, you can walk your way out"*
@BrandonMario
@BrandonMario 3 жыл бұрын
20kg over weight making pancakes listening to this, laughing my fat ass off 😅😂😂😂
@TheWalterHWhite
@TheWalterHWhite 5 жыл бұрын
Here's the English comment you were looking for.
@dane9027
@dane9027 5 жыл бұрын
read that in his voice
@efisgpr
@efisgpr 5 жыл бұрын
O que? Não entendí uma porra nenhuma disso...
@rahulsreekumar2562
@rahulsreekumar2562 5 жыл бұрын
But where's the meth?
@murraymachado401
@murraymachado401 5 жыл бұрын
Close the borders!
@captainitalia811
@captainitalia811 5 жыл бұрын
Gracias
@mariedaae8722
@mariedaae8722 5 жыл бұрын
He is so right. Like fat people get angry if u say something about their body but they can say anything they want to a thinner person. Like sOrry but u put the cookies IN THERE
@denzilalvey4178
@denzilalvey4178 5 жыл бұрын
Bill burr a comedy genius
@emiliospowerballer1441
@emiliospowerballer1441 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is the successor of George Carlin. Philosophy and reality made funny
@unleash-hell6666
@unleash-hell6666 5 жыл бұрын
Emilios Powerballer THIS VIDEO HAD ME ON THE GROUND LAUGHING SO FUCKEN HARD!!!😂😂😂😁😁😂😁😂😁😂..GOD DAMN!! HES FUNNY ASS HELL!
@jimmygarcia7250
@jimmygarcia7250 5 жыл бұрын
Bill burr is great. George Carlin is way over hyped. Conspiracy comedy
@perrosuelto200111
@perrosuelto200111 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Garcia Fuck George Carlin. His whole “Voting is a waste of time” schtick is at least partly to blame for Trump being in office.
@Jeramithehuman
@Jeramithehuman 5 жыл бұрын
I keep trying to read the captions as if I know how to read Spanish
@efisgpr
@efisgpr 5 жыл бұрын
It's Portuguese.
@Jeramithehuman
@Jeramithehuman 5 жыл бұрын
Same thing lol
@anibaldk
@anibaldk 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jeramithehuman I wish! I speak Spanish and yet, everytime I'm in Portugal we resort to English XD
@Jeramithehuman
@Jeramithehuman 5 жыл бұрын
anibaldk it all looks the same to me
@kominatoriku5483
@kominatoriku5483 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jeramithehuman same thing lol? how?
@tomgio1
@tomgio1 4 жыл бұрын
The rage displayed at the Brussels sprout bit towards the end just kills me every time. The timing, wording, anger, everything is comedic next level stuff.
@Johnny_Utah242
@Johnny_Utah242 5 жыл бұрын
I swear, Bill Burr is Billy Corgan lost brother.
@jimlamanna9712
@jimlamanna9712 5 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Almeida So "their" parents named them both Bill? 🤔
@ants4three
@ants4three 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is f****** amazing 😂
@sandhu7909
@sandhu7909 4 жыл бұрын
This guy has the stupidest ideas and then proceed to give the most convincing argument for them and all of that while being hilarious
@eriklakeland3857
@eriklakeland3857 4 жыл бұрын
His delivery on “the Fatties” at 0:16 cracks me up
@Yahoo886
@Yahoo886 4 жыл бұрын
Bill burr is my favorite comedian because he’s not pc ... funny guy
@Dass_sri
@Dass_sri 3 жыл бұрын
Man imagine having Bill as your personal trainer lol! Mans gonna have you in shape in no time 😂
@sign543
@sign543 4 жыл бұрын
All of those interviews with Charles Manson were wrong, because he was being “murder shamed”. 😂
@Michaelkaydee
@Michaelkaydee 5 жыл бұрын
"You put the cookies in there, I didn't!" 😄
@Merknilash
@Merknilash 2 жыл бұрын
I love this bit and I love how people are afraid to laugh lol
@richiel8129
@richiel8129 5 жыл бұрын
I would like to hear his thoughts on the Bill Maher and James Corden “feud”. Ok I admit it; I just want to hear him rant and rip James Corden a new one.
@desmondhardison4840
@desmondhardison4840 5 жыл бұрын
Funniest ,realist comic working today lollll
@matthewb9955
@matthewb9955 3 жыл бұрын
2:18 I know exactly what he’s talking about here.
@meesterdinglefritz2064
@meesterdinglefritz2064 5 жыл бұрын
When I watch Burr perform and everyone just pissing their pants laughing, I get hopeful for this country.
@kidcaramba2392
@kidcaramba2392 3 жыл бұрын
That man is a true hero, there should be something like the "Church of Burr", he could preach and speak the truth every sunday.
@WEHRWULF8814
@WEHRWULF8814 4 жыл бұрын
He blows my mind sometimes, incredible talent!
@johnr5252
@johnr5252 Жыл бұрын
Why? Because he can tell a joke? That’s not ‘incredible’. What’s incredible is your comment.
@globalautobahn1132
@globalautobahn1132 5 жыл бұрын
I actually only now realized the name of this special is “Walk your way out” and he uses it as a line.
@Danche925
@Danche925 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know what I'd do if Hugh Mungus wasn't humungous
@petetong9725
@petetong9725 5 жыл бұрын
Haha I'm howling....hes just a funny truther really
@JeremySmith-rw3sx
@JeremySmith-rw3sx 3 жыл бұрын
The same women saying fat girls are beautiful are the first ones to get grossed out when they see a fat guy with no shirt on. It is not normal to carry all that extra fat around. We dont hibernate over the winter.
@louisbertini6840
@louisbertini6840 5 жыл бұрын
"Eat an apple, and go for a walk. LMMFO
@sanuelmoran6358
@sanuelmoran6358 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t rate many American comedians but Bill Burr is absolutely brilliant.
@eriklakeland3857
@eriklakeland3857 4 жыл бұрын
The way he says "the fatties" at 0:15 gets me everytime!
@robertzeurunkl8401
@robertzeurunkl8401 2 жыл бұрын
Dayum, that was BRUTAL TRUTH!
@AGL23
@AGL23 5 жыл бұрын
One of his best I’ve seen!!! Sooo good!
@doubleflores8350
@doubleflores8350 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a fatty and I kinda have to agree with them. I mean I’m so uncomfortable with my own body is that I wear baggy clothes just hide my weight in public. When I’m home, I just own it, but you get the idea.
@JLee-pr1qu
@JLee-pr1qu 4 жыл бұрын
I admit I laughed out loud quite a few times while listening to this but if you really think about it Bill's actually missing the whole point of this 'admit fat people' trend-which is that today we care so much about outer appearence of ourselves AND others that often times we don't hesitate to judge others purely on appearences. And that is wrong. I feel this video, although funny, is ignoring that important message and justifying actions like fat shaming.
@FuckFascistYouTube
@FuckFascistYouTube 4 жыл бұрын
With all due respect, I think it's you missing the point. He's not talking about *only* judging people on appearance (I don't think anyone is really). He's just talking about judging people on appearance *at all,* which is absolutely fair to do. Or at least it was fair until recently. Anymore, you're not even allowed to say fat people are unhealthy. Doctors are getting in trouble for suggesting weight loss to patients. The type of "fat shaming" you describe almost never happens. Almost no one is *only* judging others by weight/appearance. There are people who do that, but they are a non-issue. The "fat shaming" Bill is arguing for is the kind I described. Again, in today's society, simply telling an overweight person "You are diminishing your health by being overweight, you should probably lose some if you care about your wellbeing" is considered "fat shaming" to many people, which is ludicrous
@johnj.baranski6553
@johnj.baranski6553 3 жыл бұрын
The point is more shame is needed.
@christopherasdfsd152
@christopherasdfsd152 2 жыл бұрын
You realize he is a comedian and not trying to win the Nobel peace prize? He speaks harsh truths. He’s not trying to give a solution to a problem.
@alyzak.8997
@alyzak.8997 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA. I honestly completely agree with him (despite being fat). I think being fat shouldn't be glorified or praised but when youu have medical conditions (like me) with different symptoms including weight gain, then it is very insensitive to shame the patient. Like my dad is obese but it isn't because he's sick. It's because he's lazy and a couch potato. I would definitely try to convinve him to go back to normal.
@christclinger6540
@christclinger6540 3 жыл бұрын
To this day I still don’t understand why he identifies as a liberal. He’s too normal and logical for that!
@fullmetalheel
@fullmetalheel 3 жыл бұрын
I think he identifies as a person without a preset agenda of beliefs or rules
@pompommerman9830
@pompommerman9830 2 жыл бұрын
@@fullmetalheel he made fun of anti-maskers on his podcast so now he’s considered a communist, according to his recent reviews
@pratikhazari3701
@pratikhazari3701 4 жыл бұрын
Just avoid sugar and processed foods, and weight loss will happen after enough time (takes longer for women than men, but will still happen). I'm a guy and lost 40 pounds in three months doing that while still having good meals and not starving myself at all.
@IAmJoeJericho
@IAmJoeJericho 5 жыл бұрын
"You ever try to get fat? No! It's effortless" lol
@mm1k3y
@mm1k3y 5 жыл бұрын
"What you yelling at me for?" "You put the cookies in there!"
@boethius9173
@boethius9173 5 жыл бұрын
Young people need to hear Bill's message.
@deadastrophysicist1201
@deadastrophysicist1201 5 жыл бұрын
Just broke up like 20 minutes ago, Bill Burr is the man tk go after your break-up.
@emushow9315
@emushow9315 5 жыл бұрын
hahhah ma man Bill at it again! "Oh my God you like a fat actress..."
@stephsaguudefan1753
@stephsaguudefan1753 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sick of people promoting severe morbid obesity like it's something to be proud of. Having good self esteem is one thing, but weighing 400 pounds when you're under 6 feet tall is a bad thing no matter who you are. It will kill you slowly and miserably. I say this needing to lose weight myself, I know it's hard and I don't think you should make fun of people who struggle, but there's a difference between be nice and wow what a hero.
@heikkijhautanen4576
@heikkijhautanen4576 2 жыл бұрын
Shame is a healthy human emotion :/
@jeffstewart1182
@jeffstewart1182 2 жыл бұрын
I walked in the house and my wife is watching my 1000 lb sisters. I can't help it but I just talk trash the whole time it's on. And laugh my ass off. Hey if you're going to put it on tv. I'm shitting on it. 😜
@adriano.santana
@adriano.santana 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr é muito foda, pra mim o melhor comediante seja de stand up ou o que for. Acho que ele não teria chance aqui no Brasil se estivesse em começo de carreira, porque a mídia iria cair matando, iam chamar o cara de tudo quanto é "ista" (fascista, machista...), não ia ganhar patrocínio nenhum por causa de choro dos retardados no twitter... enfim, a comédia sai ganhando por ele não ter começado aqui no Brasil.
@billmalone5050
@billmalone5050 Жыл бұрын
I am fat and I know that it's my fault I enjoy eating great tasting food that is bad fir me. And exercise bores the snot out of me. Bill Burr knows much me too well. LOL !!!!!
@jacobburbridge3124
@jacobburbridge3124 2 жыл бұрын
There a video in your subtitles
@nunyabusiness4651
@nunyabusiness4651 2 жыл бұрын
Bill talking common sense Make me Laugh cus He's 100% right!
@wobbs1745
@wobbs1745 4 жыл бұрын
I feel no remorse for eating McDonald’s while watching this
Bill Burr on BLACK PEOPLE (Stand-Up Comedy)
18:30
Airball Eric
Рет қаралды 10 МЛН
Spongebob ate Michael Jackson 😱 #meme #spongebob #gmod
00:14
Mr. LoLo
Рет қаралды 10 МЛН
OYUNCAK MİKROFON İLE TRAFİK LAMBASINI DEĞİŞTİRDİ 😱
00:17
Melih Taşçı
Рет қаралды 12 МЛН
The selfish The Joker was taught a lesson by Officer Rabbit. #funny #supersiblings
00:12
Behind the scenes on the downfall of three prime ministers
26:13
Celebrities Impersonating Other Celebrities
12:08
Binge Central
Рет қаралды 1,1 МЛН
Bill Burr comedy on Black People.
19:45
Laugh Up Club
Рет қаралды 4,3 МЛН
There is NO "reason" to hit a woman...Right?
7:32
The Anti Feminist
Рет қаралды 7 МЛН
BILL BURR on MOVIE RACIAL STEREOTYPES
7:02
FlyingBearFilmMorgue
Рет қаралды 6 МЛН
Bill Burr is LETHAL
10:43
NickGSpeaks
Рет қаралды 11 МЛН
Spongebob ate Michael Jackson 😱 #meme #spongebob #gmod
00:14
Mr. LoLo
Рет қаралды 10 МЛН