BILL BURR on MOVIE RACIAL STEREOTYPES

[@TheCipheric]

“The real racism is silent” - Bill Burr ... the truest quote ever

[@WCGreeny]

Generally yes, but one time I met someone from Winnipeg just start to trash natives in front the group of 8 of us. No disclaimers, no shoulder checks. I didn't even have time to get mad, I was just too stunned. "You're really just going in, huh". This is why we basically treat Manitoba like America does Alabama.

[@BST-lm4po]

@@WCGreeny Funny how you just stereotyped an entire state! Probably for things that occurred when most of the people living there today weren't even born yet! "But we all know about 'THOSE' people!" 😜

[@answerman9933]

@@BST-lm4po Good point. And he also stereotyped an entire province.

[@mrsalty1019]

Unless they just thrive off of it. It's why I never introduced my dad to my black friends...

[@markperry2827]

Amazing how so many panty wearing males get offended over opinions. Opinions are not racism. However steriotyping a whole state or province as racist is racism.

[@BuckScrotumn]

“Embarrassing for all races involved” is the best way to describe this kinda shit. TV commercials are the worst offenders nowadays.

[@robertwright4336]

I tried explaining that to two of my friends and they both said I was racist and it actually offended me to the point that they are no longer my friends.

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

@@robertwright4336 good for you. If someone is willing to throw out the racism accusation so carelessly in your direction, they are not very good friends. If they had been my friends for a long time I might try to help them get their heads out of their assess and stop with the liberal race baiting shit, but if they were casual friends I'd just walk like you did.

[@philwilliams2505]

Absolutly. .since the black lives mater stuff kicked off bought on by the media by the way...all ya see are black people doing all the adverts, cant they see they are being placated....Stop shouting and we'll let you have this...its the way you train a dog or teach a child for goodness sake...And whats whith the films etc with black people playing white parts and lying about the historical value...what next a remake of zulu with the zulus being played by Chinese folk and the british soldiers are Eskimos..Come On !!! Be proud of being black you have a history you dont have to steal white peoples heritage you have an amazing one of your own ...Black people are letting themselves be controled while they think they are achieving something and they arnt...This is real racism ,they are having the piss taken out of them and they are letting the media do it...I just dont get it ..

[@asmith3846]

What, you don't like "Black Woman Nonthreatening Hairdo" from every TV commercial?

[@r.morris5589]

TV commercials are bad for all they represent now is blacks. Windows 11 must be for blacks only. If they want to be true inclusion, the first Windows 11 ad should have had a black, white and asian.

[@DeeganNelson-o1o]

“They’re gonna steal the paddles” gets me every time. 'I'm starting to run out of white guilt.' I love Bill!.

[@tedsibert7069]

One of my favorite lines too. Always makes me laugh

[@headwrinkle9896]

His delivery is perfect

[@MrThrustSSC]

Same with me. Just great!

[@johnca45]

I never had any to begin with

[@yespub234]

You can tell a comedian is killing it when there's more laughter than clapping.

[@pearz420]

*furiously taking notes* comedian... laughter... good

[@lucascoval828]

@@pearz420 ARTHUR, NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@micahwright5901]

Clapping usually just means they’ve said something true and not necessarily funny I prefer laughter.

[@mavickers]

This laughter is canned.

[@micahwright5901]

@@mavickers It’s just sweetened That’s a showbiz term for “add sugar to”

[@Oberonjames]

I thought this video was about racism, but it's really about how Hollywood overuses tired storytelling tropes.

[@llg3pe]

Yep!

[@paulberks5466]

Well, yeah. He pretty much says that.

[@wylier]

'tropes' and stereotypes are two different things, but perhaps with some overlap.

[@craigsims1189]

Hmm Not just Hollywood

[@issacclark6109]

Tried watch the First Purge movie and I called the overt racism before I started watching I started watching it. I made 15 minutes in and there it was. Then I told the old lady I give 1/2 hour and the police klan member would show up and sure enough there they were. Turned it off after that , it should have been called Spike Lee's The Purge

[@jeremyphillips7827]

His material alone is hilarious, but it's the impressions, voices and facial expressions that really knock it out of the park.

[@sethtenrec]

You got it right. People on here saying he does it effortlessly….he’s working hard at it.

[@heros2110]

"You know i never looked at it that way!!!"

[@bosox411]

His expressions and women voices adds to his star pow

[@bosox411]

Power

[@MUFCJibber]

When he puts his hands next to his head when he says “put the Durag on” and start dancing. Nearly in tears 😂😂

[@johnroush1099]

I love BIll Burr. He's one of the only white comics that can joke about this stuff and it doesn't come off as awkward.

[@thegreatonecometh200]

John Roush it don't hurt that he married a sister too 😅

[@Nuisance_Bear]

thegreatonecometh200 i know he was good friends with Patrice O'Neil too. It's like one of his bits about black people and lotion; you gotta hang out with different people from you.

[@hussainabbasi666]

its because hes saying some true unbiased shit which is just true and real and not racist

[@eddiehaskell1957]

Hussain Abbasi .....Exactly

[@theindiediary5950]

Comedy is comedy. I don't take any of it serious.

[@zkiller1918]

“They’re gonna steal the paddles” gets me every time🤣

[@AboveEmAllProduction]

Same, you know its true 🤣

[@CoachMT4000]

😆😆😆😆

[@brandaonb4249]

He killed it from all angles.

[@CiluhStyle1]

😂😂

[@MischieviousJirachi]

Onf 💀

[@dw2261]

Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle are without doubt the 2 best comic minds around today.

[@davidmckesey7119]

Uncanceled

[@douglasknoll3500]

Maybe for simpletons esp Leftists

[@adoniscreed4031]

Ayyyy that's what I always say 🤣

[@Stierenkloot]

Dave could not be less funny

[@morrisparrish76]

Bill ain’t profane as Dave!

[@samiraumar2376]

I'm an African, love this guy's comedy. Never fails to crack me up. He's funny without even trying...

[@colinhaynes6048]

Funny dude 😁

[@arcibald4070]

Yeah, few days ago i told my friend, Bill could just yell words Fuck n brutal, followed by yelling and i would die of laughter

[@medexamtoolscom]

You should definitely watch the interview of that guy in uganda talking to the gay guy. Africa is not without its funny people too it seems.

[@andrewp146]

@Caramel I don’t find Trevor Noah funny, but I’ve heard some funny African comedians

[@jasonswiatkowski9127]

Oh, he tries. He makes it look easy but it isnt. For every minute on stage, there are hours in front of a mirror. The man is a pro.

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

Accurate description of Freedom Writers 1: goes to the ghetto and don't accept her 2:complains 3: tries again 4:shows their inner beauty 5:they put a du-rag on her 6:succeeds. Basically every Mtv movie ever made.

[@BMB1105]

Freedom writers is based on a true story

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

@@BMB1105 even the part with the du-rag?

[@demonking86420]

@@BMB1105 doesnt mean its one-for-one true, whos to say most of the movie was overly embellished

[@crespoopserc]

7. Fake

[@The_Mighty_Fiction]

5.1: One of the boys says "Dass whut Ah'm TALKIN' bout!" (I haven't even seen this movie, but I'd put money down right now that this line is present.)

[@rleahy201]

What I love about this set is that you can tell he's not racist...he's tackling some pretty risky territory, but he has something clever/truthful to say about it. He says some pretty inflammatory statements which an idiot could misinterpret, but he explains himself through humor. Everything is brilliant.

[@artpena72]

the fact that his wife is black is proof enough, they guy tells it like it is because racism is ridiculous.

[@Dvenchy]

I think his wife is black.

[@Johenz]

His wife is black

[@ideadlift20kg83]

I would hope not, his wife is black. Would be kind of awkward hahaha.

[@southweststrangla420]

funny 100% of the time. bill burr is easily one of the best comics alive today.

[@TheSmurf1973]

southweststrangla420 Are comedians good when they're dead??

[@gitbint]

This is ten years ago, but he is better now even

[@FinnMcRiangabra]

He practically starts by complaining about "Roots" being on the air. Yes. He is being a dick. He is being a racist dick. Does he have no idea about how racist the USA was prior to, during, and after the Civil War? How stupid is Bill Burr? Did he have to look at, and pay attention to, "whites only" water fountains and building entrances when he was young? These are things that happened. They were a thing. Look at photos. This is not made up. The USA was wildly racist even after the end of the Civil War. While the USA was mostly being decent about helping to save the free world in WWII it was *still* deeply racist at home. How does anyone find this uber-white BS funny? How about, "no pale, bristle-haired, ignorant, racist assholes" fountains or entrances? Would that bother him? Oh, no wait, that kind of actual oppression was only for black people, so it is funny - let's make a joke. Bill Burr seems to think that racism, 1) does not exist against black people in the USA, and 2) is *really* funny anyway. Fuck him. This kind of acceptance of scum like Bill Burr is a problem for the USA.

[@skinnylequan7603]

Mark M please get help...

[@FinnMcRiangabra]

Why don't you ask Bill Burr to get help?

[@jtorres133]

“She goes home and cries to her effeminate boyfriend who’s wearing sweatpants and cooking something for some reason...” 🤣 🤣 😆

[@ericdilworth1320]

😂😂😂

[@seba3663]

He knows too much😂🤣

[@counsela9240]

😂

[@nahtesalinas1917]

*LOL*

[@tomsdottir]

I should be so lucky: lucky, lucky, lucky.

[@staycleandontdodrugs]

5:29 the black dude saying "hell yeah" made my day

[@63shakeandbake]

I love Bill, his brutal honest take on society with no apologies is exactly how everybody should view the world. Keep rockin' Bill!

[@derp8575]

Have you ever used the N word? Typically I use hard R.

[@ralek592]

@@derp8575 *R*

[@derp8575]

@@ralek592 You, too? Soft A is nice and all, but it has a gangster vibe to it. Hard R is old-school and sounds better.

[@ralek592]

@@derp8575 ₐ

[@dudoklasovity2093]

ikr it’s so refreshing! I’d say he represents the quiet majority. But the loud minority is all we hear now, unfortunately. And those activist are stupid. Empty barrel makes the most noise, right

[@darthdj31]

"Get Out" is a good response to Bill's critique on black movies! "real racism is quiet... it's subtle"

[@CelestialWoodway]

Not since Trump was elected. It's out in the open again.

[@lemthebountyhunter7648]

darthdj31 😂😂

[@Mishagoddess427]

@Al Pacino yes, it's like wanting the rims off a car but calling the car itself worthless. We're whole human beings with hearts, minds and souls that should be respected as a whole. Not just for pieces of our genetic advantages.

[@gagelimon267]

@@Mishagoddess427 stop being a damn pussy jeez now a days everythings racist huh

[@Mishagoddess427]

@@gagelimon267 Idk how many examples of something disgraceful happening makes it worthy of a complaint...but I've experienced my fair share to make the response that I did🤷🏾‍♀️

[@jintman]

IMO if we ever can grow as a country beyond racism(not likely because it serves powerful forces to keep us divided), it will come from stuff like this. Bill can goof on all races and ethnicities and can stay below the line where we can all see the stupidity of the divisiveness. No lecturing or projecting guilt will change minds. Just connecting through mutual humor and humanity

[@infra_Gray]

He'll yeah borther

[@superderfmen]

Omg your right. They are lecturing us. I just realized how condescending it is too.

[@troyowens2903]

Hey Jintman...idk how old you are but I'm 60 and have lived my entire life in NYC. Obviously the 60''s and early 70's were a time of racial strife. But sometime in the late 70's/early 80's that changed...and changed radically...for the better. And that change lasted til the Bush/Gore election and the "hanging chads" issue in Florida. That issue started the deep divide in the country...and it had nothing to do with race. It's was pure ideology. The thing that made things racial was Obama's election. And not because he was Black...remember he could never have been elected without a majority of White votes. It was after the election when he and his policies were criticized by the opposing Party (as happens to EVERY new President) that all of the sudden any criticism of him/his policies was branded "racist" by the Left wing of the Democratic Party. I don't know or care about anyone's opinion of Obama or his policies but...to think that ANY President can or should be immune from criticism BECAUSE of their skin color and that any such criticism is rooted in racism is absurd!! That is exactly the point where race relations took a major step back in time. And I do agree with you that there are powers that be that revel in keeping us apart and profit nicely off it...including the MSM and social media.

[@mikeb359]

​yes! Oprah made that comment in regards to criticism of Obama administration as being "Largely due to the color of his skin" so if Oprah's logic were accurate then it would apply to any past president criticism by non-white people. It's clearly an effective tool(Division creation) to build & maintain a base. Racism does exist and always will due to many factors. When it's understood that people of all colors are participants and the political narrative behind it, then we will see less of it. Especially amongst same race demographics that accuse others as a whole that mysteriously doesn't include them.

[@JAYSONGS]

So very well said. 👍🏼🙏✌🏼

[@gailpinto9379]

The comedian with the balls.

[@MisTracy39TheVeganLady]

Huge concrete Balls!! 😎👍🏼

[@The_Mighty_Fiction]

@@MisTracy39TheVeganLady What's ballsy about mocking Hollywood pandering?

[@andyzuleta5344]

A lot of comedians have guts I guess 😂

[@arukakirigiri5055]

@@The_Mighty_Fiction balls to not fear cancel culture.

[@mattorr2256]

@@The_Mighty_Fictionyou need to watch way much more Burr comedy. If you think he’s not balsy, you’ll learn differently soon

[@Kwaj]

"You can't fuckin' help these people!" LOL

[@Temptatia]

The funny part is, you didn't and don't understand that he was making fun of you. And therein lies the genius. Two levels of humor for two different audiences.

[@Nuisance_Bear]

Temptatia Mystress how so?

[@matthewhudson7883]

I really wanna see THAT movie. XD

[@carlfrye1566]

@@Temptatia And the black stereotypes he speaks of in TV and movies are the creations of Liberal(Democrat) Hollywood.

[@stevenc400]

@@Temptatia 1. You don't know their race, so why are you assuming they're white. 2. It doesn't take a genius to figure out he's making fun of white people

[@Greeneggs904]

“You can’t help these people” 😂 he’s a genius. So freaking hilarious!

[@Wis_Dom]

He's right about real racism. It usually starts with, "I'm not trying to be racist, BUT...."

[@Amber57499]

I usually straight up say "I'm racist, and..."

[@cauchyschwarz3295]

Real rascism is dead. Those are the minor remnants of rascism you're talking about. The idiology of rascism is disproven and dead.

[@Wis_Dom]

​@@cauchyschwarz3295 Racism is far from dead. I usually don't respond to attention seekers replying to TWO YEAR old comments i made, but that's how stupid your statement was.

[@cauchyschwarz3295]

@@Wis_Dom you must be american. Culturism still exists and people are bitter about race conflicts from the past. But people use the word rascism wrong. You would be very hard pressed to find anyone who still argues that some races are superior to others. That is because modern biology found overwhelming evidence that the term race is not even justified. Nobody argues for rascism anymore. It has been defeated as a school of thought. You are strawmaning the people you claim are rascist. If you were to talk to them you would see they are actually culturist. If that is better is for you to decide. Ask any anthropologist you trust. They will confirm what I just said. Oh, and get off from your high horse.

[@Wis_Dom]

@@cauchyschwarz3295 You're pettifogging the issue. People do this when they are argumentative. Re-branding a problem does not erase it. You be someone living in an "all-about-me" bubble. Tell this to the people who constantly experience it. Re-brand it to whatever it wan, It sure as hell feels like racism. Long-winded explanations are usually used by people who are trying to disguise the truth into something else. The truth is not that complicated...a lie is.

[@Brocktoon68]

Bill Burr is an absolute master of the craft.

[@rihaanparakkal6599]

@@owenfuertes8236 nah bro. This reply is

[@1100blake]

@@rihaanparakkal6599 L

[@BrooklynNY1979]

1000% Master of the craft

[@LoveDR20]

Trying to picture Hillary Swank dancing in a durag kills me every time. That’s funny af 😆😆😆

[@wanrazul]

what movie was he talking about?

[@BeefPapa]

"they're gonna steal the paddle". dead.

[@Junokaii]

Yeah, his girl voice accent lol

[@marilynnbachorik2939]

I was laughing so hard I almost missed it. OMG

[@eugenehayes7258]

Shit is hilarious 😂😂

[@jamestierney939]

BeefPapa ‘paddles’ plural not singular.

[@Sam___Stubborn_____ig]

i dont get it, sorry to bother you after 3 years

[@christianskjod3440]

The most hilarious part is that my parents love those kinda movies because, as white people, they feel like they are somehow combating racism by watching them

[@jameschauvet3140]

Funny as hell 😂😂

[@041882]

😂😂😂

[@theeclectic2919]

Typical left wing boomers.

[@The123carrera]

Cheesy, but better than watching Fox News

[@tysontenney804]

@@The123carrera weirdo

[@charlesdg1000]

Chapelle and Bill should definitely do a stand up show together one day. These guys have the same amazing sense of humor. Ricky Gervais is definitely up there too. Top three comedians alive today

[@worldofnorman]

They are at my top 5 with Lous Ck and the late George Carlin

[@RJ-fe9pu]

Like blue collar comedy tour but the city slicker version 🤣

[@johnrambo1109]

Joe Rogan

[@samblack5313]

Bill and Dave are my two favourites for sure.

[@jtp1389]

​@@johnrambo1109Rogan isn't funny, let alone a comedian

[@footballingandhistoryenthu8699]

'I'm starting to run out of white guilt.' I love Bill!

[@tesmith47]

but Bill and his folks refuse to make changes to america

[@allenatkins2263]

@@tesmith47 His "folks"? What changes would you like and I will get right on it.

[@TheRealValus]

@@tesmith47 That's true. Bill and other misguided Democrats continue to elect Democrat Mayors, Governors, etc., who destroy their communities with failed policies and broken promises. Very sad.

[@tesmith47]

@@allenatkins2263 white folks in charge refuse to repair the damage done to Black americans, AFTER THE CIVIL WAR! Congress refuses to even talk about a reparations bill.

[@allenatkins2263]

@@tesmith47 So, how much are we talking about here? How much $ do you think your suffering is worth?

[@tricesimo]

It's 2021.... do you know how good it feels to watch this and laugh?

[@dannutefall5150]

It's therapy

[@ghostmutt4265]

Such a hilarious bit. Bill Burr is a legend

[@chrish1253]

It's 2022 now and it still feels good.

[@shizzledink]

He doesn't say anything offensive. Stop listening to the loudest voices sometimes. They are not always the majority.

[@jackspicer6864]

Half way into 2022 and gotta say this shit feels pretty good

[@elephant_888]

All this years later, and this guy still makes me laugh out loud until I’m crying!! 👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣🏆

[@alynsyms9666]

Funniest man out there, and most truthful too. He and Dave Chappelle picked up where Richard Pryor and George Carlin left off.

[@adrastusking489]

Bill hicks to.

[@bulbousblues1]

Amen

[@robertbigelow1338]

Funny, same thing I was thinking even before I read your post, couldn't agree more

[@evegenesis6022]

Great observation! You’re right.

[@curtisstivason3695]

So true bill is saying what George always thought

[@whysosensitive5855]

"Get outta the pool" 😂😂😂😂

[@whysosensitive5855]

Jacob Rizzitano 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PadaV4]

The Pool's Closed

[@ForeignMoneyRecords]

Why So Sensitive

[@D1987Gd]

Why So Sensitive ...😎😎😎

[@JohnSmith-yt5hn]

The face he made was priceless😂

[@ernestocaro9802]

the durag part just killed me hahahahaha his little dance move hahahahahahah this man's comedy is always on point, so underrated, the movies part was a gigantic red pill

[@ADiaDeLosGiganteZ]

5:30 random black guy shouting "hell yeah" LOL

[@Irishmankillen666]

CureForPain1234 laughed like fuck at it lol

[@floresaza253]

That was the confirmation that he is spot on with his point

[@timtornado2281]

Best part of the clip lol

[@janerra_ava]

I felt that x)

[@janerra_ava]

I felt that x)

[@johnrambo1531]

I'm black and this shit is HILARIOUS! Love this guy!!

[@MisTracy39TheVeganLady]

I love Bill Bur! .. I never considere my skin color in my decisions! .. but that's just me .. apparently! 😒

[@raymonwhiteside2646]

@@MisTracy39TheVeganLady It’s clear to see the guy was just stating his race to claim he isn’t offended given the content of the clip….yeah I don’t state my race in these video comment scenarios that are race based if I’m agreeing or enjoying something such as this video

[@bbworks159]

@@MisTracy39TheVeganLady You can bet other people are considering your skin color though

[@donzellallen3394]

Funny as fuck

[@donzellallen3394]

And I’m a YOUNG black dude!!

[@15Kilo]

Hilarious! Fight racism through comedy and humor. Bill you have a new fan lol

[@CapnChapster]

Comedy will knock the wokies for six

[@bobbywoods684]

The real problem today is defining what real racism is. Blacks failing to achieve in given context is cultural at this point, but we're dumbing down with "equity" so badly, we're reaching a point of no return.

[@Sparrows1121]

@@bobbywoods684 Or it could be just dont listen to tabloid people talk. Because kneejerk culture is a problem

[@samuelwoods164]

when he screamed "get out of the pool" I saw Paul Giamatti playing that guy, think Burrs shout sounded like him.

[@TooCooFoYou]

Samuel Woods Paul Giamatti always plays the guy who wants to fuck over people in these "Based on Real Events" movie.

[@crackquack8184]

*cough* Lady in the Water *cough*

[@oiklej]

I felt like the coach from 'Not Another Teen Movie' was a pretty accurate description too, GODDAMNIT!

[@jeremysmithers6119]

“GET OUT OF THE POOL!!!” “They’re gonna steal the paddles” Those lines kill me every single time 😂😂😂 Edit: damn guys, the likes are honestly humbling

[@NikNik-zr1zx]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[@sarasanches2279]

I love my black people. They make the planet alive.

[@sarasanches2279]

Yeah i see why.

[@bigtrkdrvr216]

They never get old 🤣🤣🤣

[@callefalk4457]

WTF???

[@Colonel_RamRod]

5:40 its essentially, "how do I reach these keeeeedddddssss?"

[@doom_81]

"Let me guess..She shows up & they don't accept her."

[@kt420ish]

😂

[@douglasknoll3500]

You must live a lonely and/or seriously lacking in humor life..and/or be a Leftist fruit kabob

[@4ecks5]

"Thats Mike he saves ghettos, eh that's what he does." 😂🤣😂🤣

[@geneblaq095]

Funny as hell 😂🤣

[@Mahiro801]

Lmao!

[@soneil]

This guy is super funny. As someone once said “We laugh because it’s funny and we laugh because it’s true.”

[@namenome3680]

"Pollute a lake , blame it on my secretary" LMAO

[@draenation265]

What's funny is when he said it I laughed, but seeing you put the words down I laughed even harder at how ridiculous that shit was. Burr is one of my favorite comedians

[@douglasknoll3500]

YOU need help (lmao).....

[@mdelucia28]

They're gonna steal the paddles

[@jehquino7073]

Flaco Burnez EDGEHEAD

[@mdelucia28]

Jeh Quino you know it

[@svsps]

DENZEL WASHINGTON

[@lemthebountyhunter7648]

😂😂

[@andersonash9059]

“Starts Fukkin Dancin...” hilarious everytime. I have the album on my phone n I have to pause it n come to KZbin to the little dance he does it’s spot on😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤟🏾

[@alexxendramoose6723]

Me to... She starts fucking dancing 🤣

[@keithlamont875]

Bill burr should be in charge of race relations in the US....😆 🤣 he keeps it 💯!! I notice in his stand-up, he says what everybody generally thinks but normally would never say and presents it to the audience brilliantly...regardless of race/culture

[@classicandy5317]

😂😂😂

[@alfierodriguez2473]

“Eh that’s Mike, eh he saves ghettos. Eh it’s what he does” with the shrug of the shoulders 🤣 lmfao!! Always kills me!

[@Kafkaesque3]

Perfect delivery lol

[@patrickchubey3127]

These days in movies it's almost like there's a law that says there's got to be a " Perpetually angry woman of color in a position of authority " ... I'm sick of that character and how predictable that makes movies sometimes and if I was a woman of color in a position of authority I'd be a little pissed off about that stereotype.

[@asanitheafrofuturist]

I've noticed this as well it's annoying and tired

[@paulefstathiou1819]

Bill Burr brings back comedy the way it used to be ; when we all laughed and nobody got offended because it was true and we got to laugh at ourselves .

[@mainsource8030]

@Lucas Lucas what, hes right you fuckin lefty

[@mainsource8030]

you hit the nail on the head

[@mainsource8030]

@Lucas Lucas well you told him to shut up, that usually means you disagree, and im certainly no commie, better dead than red

[@pinkystenis8247]

What was offensive in this bit and who has ever complained?

[@paulefstathiou1819]

@@pinkystenis8247 ; I was speaking in general terms , not this " bit " in particular .

[@mum1285]

I like his kind of joke. Intelligent and Factual jokes. It makes you think deeper. Like George Carlin. RIP.

[@aparksmusic]

There's a new George Carlin Documentary out (The American Dream) where Bill Burr gives a lot of credit to Carlin. Both great comedians.

[@damianstasek8946]

I really wish people who got offended at everything would just go away.

[@jtorres133]

“They were first all black ping pong team... They’re gonna steal the paddles...You got to go out there and show the white man you’re bad at ping pong...Denzel Washington...” 😂 😆 😝

[@elevenelevenentertainment7814]

I absolutely love every second of this bit, but I literally searched it just for the tiny little inspirational Denzel speech

[@gmoney66]

Wanna see a "Save the school" movie where it doesn't work out? The Principal. It just ends with Jim Belushi beating the shit out of people with a baseball bat.

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

Ive seen that movie 12 times...I love it!

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Or The Substitute. Basically the same movie but with Tom Berenger.

[@eddiedeal7982]

Screaming out "NO MORE" at the top of his lungs. Lmao

[@vulture3874]

I'm rather fond of both of those films. Student, "You broke my arm" Beringer "I don't break on the first offense" And Principal. "I'd like you to apologise. " Berringer. "That'll be the fuckin' day." Crack me up every time.

[@matthewprince9705]

What about Lean On Me with Morgan Freeman?

[@aclinton415]

"Their going to steal the paddles" he hell 🤣🤣🤣 shout out to Bill burr 💪🏾

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

I have been saying this for years and the first time I heard this bill burr bit I was like, "yes!!!! Finally someone else says this!!" I remember when that Keven Costner track team movie came out (the movie was called McFarland) all my family was telling me to watch the movie because it was a good movie. I said, "let me guess, Keven Costner somehow is forced to coach a team of Mexicans and he doesn't like it because he is from an all white town and he has biases towards non-white people. Then he gets to know them and finds out how prejudiced he was and changes his ways. Also somehow the Mexican team is going to face over the top racism at every turn during the movie, yet they are going to be portrayed as if they can do no wrong, etc. Then they are going to win despite all the racism, bla bla bla" My friends looked at me like I had already seen the movie. Nope, I told them I don't need to see the movie because they have made the same movie hundreds of times already............................

[@ve-numthewaterlizard8030]

Im from McFarland and i can tell you a lot of that movie is horse shit

[@ve-numthewaterlizard8030]

@Al Pacino im a local so is my family my grandma was one of his students before he was a coach and he didnt made the track team he brought it back and the prison was made years after the time the movie when plase and it is blocks behide the high school and danny was skinny

[@tonylvez]

So you’re the dude Bill was referring too when he said there’s some idiot that will hear this and think “errr I was thinking it and you said it err”

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

@@tonylvez yup, I must be that guy hahahahaha. It doesn't change that everyone, including Bill Burr, notice this retarded pattern with movies.

[@Maddolis]

That's all well and good but have you seen the one of Rob Schneider where he's a stapler?

[@caeserromero3013]

The other Hollywood stereotype they LOVE is the English villain character...to the point where in Die-Hard, even when they made the villain German...they felt the need to get an English guy to play him :)

[@syriouskash537]

Yeah cause that English accent makes the villian seem intelligent. Which makes em just that much more sinister.

[@tjwhisenhunt1089]

Amon Goeth in Schindler’s list was also played by an English actor

[@questadam2879]

Excellent point. It's part of Hollywood's business model. Reuse the same subplot over and over with slight variations and different characters. Ever notice in the Godfather trilogy that the Don has an attempt on his life with someone close to him that betrays him. Or every underdog sports movie where the little guy comes back to win.

[@caeserromero3013]

Quest Adam or Star Wars with the Empire building yet ANOTHER Death Star...because the previous two were so successful 😂

[@Lightningflamingice]

@@questadam2879 well I don't blame em. They probably ran thousands of statistical studies at this point seeing what testing groups run well with to the point where making a billion dollars can be boiled down to a formula. I think it says more about humans that we continue to enjoy the same rehashed content with mild variations over and over again.

[@orangebanana7098]

"I was thinking it, you said it🤣🤣🤣💔". That line killed me

[@alexxendramoose6723]

🤣

[@Slick_Nick7567]

😂😂😂

[@oggystig]

He's the best. Just the best

[@kickass3100]

My daughter's not playin ping pong!!

[@Tyler-wp9gk]

He is one of the best out there. We need more of his humor in this country.

[@FreshPrincex4]

There is, lol Damn near every comedian now does race comedy.

[@timothymoore2197]

I really like Burr's vocal strength while alternating between different tones and voices

[@KarlMySuitcase]

Yep, he also is really good at changing up the distance to the mic for different effects.

[@bosox411]

Guy is a natural

[@elevenelevenentertainment7814]

I mean, he’s put in a lotttttttt of work to get that good at his craft too. Not saying he’s not naturally funny af. Js

[@theevilascotcompany9255]

I can't wait for the movie that tells the story of how professional racewalking was finally integrated.

[@timneal1628]

I love Bill Burr he's a genius and with balls enough to say it like it is

[@raymondrodriguez8859]

I can always listen to Bill Burr..even on the worst days, his comedy and antics always make my day seem better..

[@CALIFORNIAsGAMER]

To be fair i live on the eastside on my city pretty ghetto in highschool I had a white teacher mrs west and she didn’t care about race she fed us in class she had bread ham and cheese and a little Minnie grill she took us to Denny’s at times she taught me there’s hope we would go to elementary schools and help out we went to the beach our very last day week she took us on a field trip I’ll miss her 😢 those movies are real though at least that white lady changed my life I’m working going to school and I’m going to enlist in the military if it wasn’t for her I wouldn’t have a positive out look on life 🙏 god bless her

[@alvarez1able]

I hope she wasn’t your English grammar teacher..., Punctuation wasn’t really her thing apparently?

[@djbishop30189]

She was not on her period

[@AlexSciChannel]

@@alvarez1able bruh 💀

[@lewisner]

You should make a movie.

[@mainsource8030]

i read this to fast and thought you said , she breast fed them,lmao!

[@rwtwb]

Thanks. My wife was just watching another version of "that movie" and I was able to pull this up for her.

[@sharonlee4773]

"I'm starting to run out of white guilt"! -Genius!

[@dad4ever-c90]

Comedy about racism is usually funny. We all laugh together about the ignorance of stereotypes. Censoring it due to the perception that it is insensitive implies you actually think the remarks are true. Lighten up. It's humor!

[@fenerbahceqwe3756]

You sound racist. Reported to the authorities

[@moddest7123]

@@fenerbahceqwe3756 Agreed. I've called in a SWAT team on his location for this remark.

[@BST-lm4po]

Censoring is about controlling the narrative! It's a form of intolerance disguised as virtue.

[@Daoji99]

Lighten up. It's dark humour. Darken up. It's light humour.

[@Unikatze]

I have a white friend who's a teacher. He once took a job in a small indigenous community to go make a difference. His students lit his house on fire while he was inside. He managed to make it out. But that was it for that job.

[@bradwest4821]

No you didn't

[@nekitamol1k242]

Bullshit lmaoo

[@mjacobs8139]

But did he ask them if they wanted his help? Sometimes they don't want to be helped and we need to respect that. Sometimes missionaries get killed for crossing that respect line.

[@jtorres133]

“You can’t help these people. I go down there try to do something nice. That’s a $300 prescription”... 😆

[@roguesheep3083]

It was all funny, dunno why this made me laugh so hard.

[@MrNckissfan]

@@roguesheep3083: It’s funny because it’s true.

[@r5t6y7u8]

"That’s a $300 prescription” - Thank you, I couldn't quite make out what he was saying. Seriously though ... there are several (anonymous) essays on the internet about what it's like trying to teach at mostly black schools. You read them and wonder how much of it is true.

[@jtorres133]

@@r5t6y7u8 it’s a little exaggerated but there’s a lot of truth In there 😆 It’s all good though... I loved all my experiences teaching though...🤣🤣🤣

[@jtorres133]

@@r5t6y7u8 it’s true I’ve taught at them all my career. 😂

[@gianni206]

This is never not funny.

[@holmas7]

Jim McCracken the like might be 1 person laughing at your mistake 😂

[@xSLWRTHNUx]

Bill Burr's comedy is just him saying 1 sentence of how he feels, then 15 minutes of him explaining himself for saying that sentence.

[@weldingbrotha10]

Genius... awesome way of talking about race..

[@robinsonmertilus5232]

Underrated dude. He has a lot of reach.

[@siriosstar4789]

He's not underrated .in fact he is one of the most successful and well known comedians on the planet .

[@titandagodd9007]

Top 5

[@chrispender79]

Probably one of the highest rated stand up comedians in the world. Hardly underrated 😂😂

[@SiilyWilly]

He is one of my favs! This guy just knows what he's doing, how to say the right thing without pissing people off and he's just too funny!! This is one of those perfect kick and boom moments lol 😆

[@Chadules]

Let's be honest the water was Pride's main antagonist

[@authentic1only720]

😂😂😂

[@prettyvirginflaka2345]

Lmao

[@stillasp]

Damn bro 😆

[@michaelpettiford7205]

That’s racist 😂😂😂😂

[@jondoe3059]

Lmfao

[@richardramfire3971]

Burr is a legend. I watched this with a group of friends mixed group. Everyone laughed their brains out

[@brianbrosnan637]

“Ya know I never looked at it that way!” Haha. Racial stereotypes are one of the pillars of great comedy. Yet they’re always trying to make it into a racial issue. I love stereotypes about Irish people.

[@kt420ish]

Absolutely! Stereotypes are always 90% accurate. And every race has something they do that are weird to other races. Poking fun at racial stereotypes doesn't make you racist. Usually it makes everyone laugh because most of the time it's true. I love when people roast my race, because it's usually pretty funny and true lol

[@charliec.3518]

@@kt420ish bro nowadays just admitting that races have differences is classified as racist, im not joking either, sad, weak world we live in. People cant even take a joke. It also is hilarious to me how a lot of minorities (at least around here, not gonna speak like theyre all like that or anything) here get so angry about stereotypes, that it makes me think they believe them. Its also funny how ive seen countless people bitch about how stereotypes are racist, then in the same sentence say some stereotype or actual racist comment about another race, none of these activists are what they say they are, they're just butthurt about the hardships they have to go through, thinking no one else has any, when the reality is no one gives a fuck because we all have our own shit to focus on.

[@kt420ish]

@@charliec.3518 right!? It's sickening how sensitive people are these days.

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

Fuckin’ racist!

[@stocker104]

get outta the pool and the durag part had me dying

[@mika-eelkhan15]

"it's all the way down to swimming" 😂😂😂

[@YersiniaPestisNPO]

Holy shit he nailed that 'white person goes to inner city' troupe. I could literally see the scenes in my head as he was saying them

[@blackcatbloodyrose7974]

this was funny as anything but he had a good point too and thats what makes it great and its not just movies but the whole racism thing has gotten out of hand if only he knew i can see him making that joke "hey you see that black guy over there?" "Hes not black hes African american." "Hey sir are you African or American?" "No im a Jamaican worker." Still i love him for all his jokes

[@pawaaofnegativaty9803]

This guy is a beast

[@beastman1083]

Of the issue isn't addressed, discussed, and laughed at it won't go away. People stop digging up the past and let it rest so we can move forward.

[@sicrick234]

I died at “GET OUT OF THE POOOOL” lmfao

[@SteadyEddie1983]

"They were the first black ping pong players" "They're gonna steal the paddles!" That's when I died.

[@AboveEmAllProduction]

Cause its true you know they would 🤣

[@GenXMusicMan]

@@AboveEmAllProduction Why would they steal the paddles by default? Are you implying that no white person has ever stolen one? Hmmmm cause that’s interesting. Lol

[@theoriginaljosiahjocson332]

Denzel Washington

[@davidortiz8705]

5:59 "For the love of God stop making that f*cking movie" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@otakusamsay1953]

That Hillary Swank bit is absolutely true!

[@TheMATMAN316]

This dude makes me lol more than 99% of other comedians

[@evgeny7039]

And this my friends, was 10 YEARS AGO. Things went to absolute shit nowadays.

[@bustedup]

I'd watch that ping-pong movie 😂😂

[@nickdipaolofan5948]

"you gotta get out theeeaah, and show tha white man that you can play ping pong!!"

[@lukaduka1001]

yeah, I would like to see some paddle stealing :)

[@ctwishkeyprn2039]

@@nickdipaolofan5948 my daughter's not playing ping pong!!!

[@dr.nightmare2799]

"Denzel Washington" 🤣

[@amberkelly3187]

It would be weird. In the Olympics I can’t see the ball they move so fast. It’d just be people waving paddles then 20 minutes of slow motion contact with the ball

[@grinder2755]

Possibly the funniest man alive.

[@misteranon763]

The guy comin up after the show "I wuzz thinkin it, And then you fuckin said itt!" The face & accent he pulls😆🤣🤣🤣

[@Aig-js9mu]

"It was the 1st all black ping pong team", "They're gonna steal the paddles"😂😂😂😂

[@caeserromero3013]

If you think the swim team had it tough, spare a thought for the first all black backgammon team...

[@willthelucky9582]

Tbh I dont use public pools anymore for several reasons

[@Colby83]

“They’re gonna steal the paddles” 😂

[@blxckdreadful7419]

Damn, bill burr so ahead of his time. That last bit is basically about that white savior mentality

[@TheDoctaJS]

"You just can't help these people, ya know?!" LMFAO!!

[@TheKurfer]

Oh man I lost my shit at that part...holy fuck Bill is a legend!

[@vania1917]

"Cuba Gooding wanted to be like a scuba diver ... remember that shit?"

[@tesmith47]

do you remember how white america denied him every step of the way???

[@benjaminrincon2803]

@@tesmith47 Well, the Navy mostly.