Bill Burr: Hundir cruceros (sinking cruise ships) - Subtitulado

[@doolbeepi3059]

Bill imitating the edm music kills me everytime.

[@Serpent947]

It’s my favorite part of the entire set lmao

[@vedsoni3600]

@@Serpent947 yes!!

[@nedimmrsic4650]

mm mm mmm mmm mmm mm mm mmm mmm mmm.. 🙌🎶🎶🎙🙌

[@CinemaDemocratica]

Did you know that someone actually made it? Search "Bill Burr Cruise Ship Song" -- it's on one of the big music streaming platforms but you don't have to be a member to listen.

[@nedimmrsic4650]

@@CinemaDemocratica thank you for those great momments in my life! xD

[@djram-z3222]

I feel like the audience totally missed the "industry is blowing up" joke.

[@WisamSafi1978]

I missed it until I read your comment 🤣😂

[@joelformvp]

LMAOO GOATED COMMENT

[@danielzimmerman5837]

I've listened to this clip a dozen times, I only caught it on my 2nd or 3rd listen.

[@oxiary]

ive watched this special 10 times and this is the first time lmaooo

[@michaelsmalley9755]

First time I saw this special, when he said that part I died laughing. Definitely an underrated line.

[@sewpungyow5154]

The part during his song where you can literally hear them cut from the inside of the sub to the water, combined with the other sound effects he does with that microphone are genius.

[@28GBlunt]

Listen for ze music, yeh?

[@nd_gunslinger_6264]

​@@28GBlunt*deep bass starts*

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

5:50

[@Emma-ob5oj]

The microphone work is ingenious

[@josh73268]

Dude look at my arm in this tank top 💥

[@CinemaDemocratica]

Underappreciated moment in an absolutely brilliant bit.

[@sighannibal8326]

That beat he did was fucking sick 💯

[@tayeb7031]

His gun sounds are on point

[@patrickshaw938]

Yes yes yes

[@Legalizeasbestos]

They really are. I was like “damn this getting too real”

[@DoubleDash28]

So is his rave music

[@mhks68]

So is his impressions of women.

[@avi.miamii]

This guy is an absolute comedy genius.

[@sctkarter1111]

Aside from this bit being hilarious, did anyone else watch this special and find that this was the worst crowd of all his specials? They missed jokes all over the place lol

[@VengeanceN7]

Lotta people thought they were gonna make it,- Bill was subtlety telling them they were gonna die, fucking hilarious

[@mikewalker678]

It's Tennessee, what did you expect?😂

[@eazamar9]

The whole dictators bit was a genious one.. but since people only know about who harmed the Jews and no one else.. they missed it..

[@an6350]

they mighta felt personally attacked by some of them

[@dame7526]

Yeah they were not happy about the not standing for the national anthem jokes 😂

[@lukewarmwater6412]

bill burr for president!!

[@partybear2579]

Having been on a cruise I endorsed this

[@GabrielGarcia-300]

The strafing the survivors part

[@kozagong]

I'm pretty sure that's my favorite moment by him just after "I'm telling ya that's the funniest thing about hitler"

[@blakedexter1451]

Love that "dude look at my arm in this tank top"

[@streetsweper93]

i know it needs to be like an EDM song and that part is right before when the bass drops lol

[@VNOMALII]

@@streetsweper93 ill see what i can do 😂

[@yodapadawan1825]

The powers at be already did this during the precursor to WW I and II. The Germans started sinking supply and cruise ships with their U-boat invention. Hence the German accent

[@abraham132100]

For real?

[@veritasaequitas4910]

@@abraham132100 It’s true.

[@thatreallygoodchannel4406]

Yep

[@hagestad]

Only supply ones. The 1 cruise was actually moving arms.

[@GiubileiFernando]

Also, the first modern genocide was done by marching people into the sea/throwing them off ships.

[@vindigga6]

Lol i kinda want this to be a movie lol.

[@lukewarmwater6412]

I'm laughing my ass of while I think to myself, "well scratch going on a cruise off the ol' bucket list..."

[@Fettupwithyou]

What about a Netflix special?

[@Aus10march]

bill is the greatest… how he tells stories is unmatched

[@vaportibaby]

bill is an immaculate writer. all his bits are like short movies

[@shrekdaddy6912]

This makes me come back almost every month just because Bill Burr says wooka-wooka.

[@mikearonson1071]

This is by far one of the funniest bits Bill has ever done. I'm dying. Ever notice how ALL of Bill's specials have a bit about him killing people? Dude is probably really fucked in the head.

[@zionleach3001]

Well he admits he's a psycho. 🤷😂

[@thejohnbeck]

other comedians have said that he has a unique voice, (not physical voice, comedic voice), so he's a bit more immune from joke stealing.

[@jetrexdesign]

I think he's just an anxious guy and half his humor just goes to the extreme because of it. Extreme emotions, extreme jokes, that's how it typically works. Socially anxious people tend to have jet black senses of humor in my experience, it helps them cope with the pressures of socialization to make jokes about death. That and he gets a good reaction to this material so he's going to incorporate it when he can. It's tapered off since he became a Dad though.

[@Draeber]

the sound effect are really impressive!

[@zerotheg0d330]

The German accent 😂😂😂

[@thejohnbeck]

silver lining of Germans doing all their nasty stuff, you get a free bad-guy-accent for generations

[@travisboyd6272]

Suddenly I'm on a U Boat.

[@ClaudiaIndigoConnection]

I fucking LOVE this man! His comedy is gold! This whole show was freaking epically smart and hilarious!

[@kdogg6781]

my in-laws are wanting to plan a cruise w/ us, this summer and all i can think about is this bit cause it's the dang TRUTH!!!... i'll admit, i've never been on a cruise (wishing it could stay that way)... but, all i can imagine is disney world on a boat.

[@DoubleDash28]

Watch out Bills coming for ya

[@demonmod]

so how'd it go? you still alive or are you chilling at the bottom of the sea?

[@michaelsmalley9755]

​@@demonmodque "under the sea" from the little mermaid😂

[@b1zook456]

I hope The Powers That Be haven't seen this clip.

[@portadordelwiju]

Like they would do anything lol

[@yodapadawan1825]

The powers at be alredy did this during the precursor to WWII. The Germans started sinking supply and cruise ship with their U-boat invention.

[@dangerouswater]

I was thinking: imagine the investigation. 1 Cruise ship sunk 3000 people dead 1 gun found at the crime scene 🤯🤯🤯

[@mhks68]

…and torpedo damage to the ships hull.

[@randombassguy5780]

2:20 "..the 1 and a 2 wooka wooka thing" haha

[@praetorxian]

You owe it to yourself to see Bill Burr live if you can. I’ve been a fan for a decade, saw him twice in Ottawa (where ‘F is for Family’ is animated) and he killed it both times. He didn’t just spew out his latest special, because we already knew the jokes. He was on topic, knew the region, country, climate and/or culture, I swear he improvised half his set and it was hilarious.

[@michaelsmalley9755]

Saw him live in Hollywood, FL in 2021 and was on point making fun of Florida during COVID.

[@obedcampuzano6561]

One of my favs since the chapelle show

[@CinemaDemocratica]

He's right about cruises: It's a LaQuinta with overpriced liquor and lots and lots of diesel engine noise.

[@NoPrisoners7]

Love the sound effects!

[@pablocohen2975]

und, ve lizten to ze muzik, ja?

[@Draeber]

FOR ze muzik

[@AeroTeknik2cents]

The gunshots kill me every time!

[@GTA6VIGameguy]

Bill's gunshot sounds are on fleek

[@N._99]

Fleek? Thats still a thing? I thought that shit died in 2016

[@mhks68]

@@N._99There’s always “that guy!”

[@alejandrootero8894]

Fricking submarines

[@tbear68-]

Frikkin cruises... Perfect set. Thanku.

[@michaeleverson3801]

I went to the zoo today. Having viewed the cross section of people there, I endorse this, lol.

[@thejohnbeck]

so you're saying.... open the zoo, then at lunchtime, lock the gates and open the enclosures? lol

[@NerdOnTheStreet]

That's being unfair to zoo-goers. Unlike on a cruise ship, you're guaranteed close-up views of many different types of animals at a zoo, which can be educational or at least stimulating. And zoos can be cheap or even free to get into, while part of the cruise ship deal was that it costs _so much_ to do nothing (he wouldn't have done the joke for e.g. people relaxing at an empty park or something; the classism was part of the point).

[@theminingassassin16]

He does a fantastic impression of people who go on cruise ships.

[@Liam-wv9pm]

The master.

[@SlickRickyBobbyBaby]

"Dude look at my arm in this tak top"... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@InvalidAuthorization]

I think about this every time i think about going on a cruise. Lol

[@jashkons]

This will be a classic 😂

[@XxSTMAxX]

His Herschel Walker impression is amazing

[@hergilici9184]

Listen for ze music ya

[@papi-sauce]

Master with the mic

[@h0rk3d]

Thats actually an amazing idea

[@gustavfourie5099]

"dude look at my arm in this tank top"

[@glados4765]

Politicians taking notes in the back.

[@yngvie659]

My friend went on a cruise and they have sick destinations that you can get off the ship and look around like the Bahamas.

[@portadordelwiju]

And you could look those destination like for a day or less! Just travel to a destination and spend 7 to 15 days there man

[@Strange_Armour]

Burr 2024 👍

[@SlimBagatell]

He's so fucking good.

[@mickeynotmouse]

God what an incredible bit

[@keithreynolds612]

I'm never going on a cruise!!!!

[@michaelpoyntz774]

Anyone old enough to remember McHale Navy.....had to laugh at that joke.

[@thejohnbeck]

Bill is, lol

[@jackgreene4868]

Masterpiece

[@dominique___1980]

Not that I had ever planned doing so ... but now I know I'll never take a cruise ship.

[@franzk.himmler1196]

Yeah man, we built this boat! Like top to bottom- **POW** **PAP PAP PAP PAP** **POOM POOM POOM** ... **POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM**

[@CT-uz3bf]

Went on a cruise with my grandparents several years ago. It was a great time at like 13. Elevators on a ship? Wild. The main dining room was also phenomenal. Had duck for the first time, good and greasy. And the snails cooked in butter and garlic and spices…? Still one of the best things I’ve ever eaten.

[@cliffysilver6612]

5:27 is why your watching

[@seankellymurray]

Perfect solution, now we only need 7.5B to go!

[@OhGrowUpPodcast]

The strafing is so dark lol

[@thejohnbeck]

and the pistol shots are flashbulbs of darkness too, lol.

[@bennybratsch]

My favorite joke ever

[@ravemachin]

Ever heard this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/noqWiGyQaceXiZo

[@yahyadouzi427]

He is either a genius or a psychopath sharing his thoughts or both

[@henryc9160]

Shades of Michael Winslow Bill Paying homage

[@TheCGibby32]

“And you’re never seen from again” lol @1:13

[@tessoshea8209]

Bill knows✌️

[@WisamSafi1978]

@4:35 that lady cheering wanted to be part of Bill’s harem

[@muzikman183]

wish u couldve seen this live! im dying!!! fuckin hilarious.. the audience needs to get an imagination.. Bill just told them a while movie scene man!

[@tinacole1450]

That's why people should chose based on who can survive....

[@manyabrocoli1]

👏👏👏

[@aidanpysher2764]

I'd test anti-ship missiles on them, as well as conventional bombings.

[@DrakeDark18]

Like every karate movie you've ever seen.

[@DrakeDark18]

we got a bone to pick with you.

[@dpedc]

Tekken 3 Arranged OST: Julia Chang, 0:55

[@benjaminvictorsedillo8270]

sorry i kinda agree cruising in it is not for me either. but to each its own. id rather travel for real and feel the rush

[@vicdayal2794]

7:00 Correction: "Every mass murderer throughout time (who got caught) has fucked up...."

[@JU5TINPDX]

3:37 😂😂😂

[@sebastianmuller1210]

Hey the uboot captain listened and succeded.

[@loscdos504]

Bring it around…

[@thejohnbeck]

muy divertido en espanol! lol

[@AlejandroOteroMusic]

Isn’t the point of cruisers to stop at different locations? I don’t think they just go to the sea and return

[@portadordelwiju]

They stop like for 1 or 2 days, what do you discover on 1 or 2 days? That isnt getting to know a new culture, etc. Like Bill says "technically youre travelling, but..."

[@formerfundienowfree4235]

Yeah they stop at tourist traps.

[@zacharyradford5552]

That are basically the same as the country there from.

[@Nathdood]

wow be that guy some more

[@alexb904]

Cya

[@samiislam3886]

70% of food end up in garbage !!!

[@Tarquin2718]

makes me think of the Galifanakians - HHGTG

[@stephenrobison9538]

Jesus man.....

[@tinacole1450]

Cruise ships suck

[@patrickbateman7453]

C3pO… and shit

[@Alhashemi1983]

The funy thing that the oddness is lafeing hhhhh

[@Nathdood]

the what now?

[@magiv4205]

The who is doing what now?

[@alexb904]

run that by me again, partner?

[@johnkakuk]

The fuckin what when?

[@amandeepdash9014]

sounds like you're on a cruise ship

[@dalaanibombina8822]

5:29 is the best!

[@yukiannie666]

i think im a psycho for enjoying this too much!!!!! i was laughing hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd]

Somehow, I’m totally against school shooters in mass murders but I’m all for this.

[@dalaanibombina8822]

I was just about to twerk to that beat he had going on.

[@sherparoyale]

Video evidence please