Did you know that someone actually made it? Search "Bill Burr Cruise Ship Song" -- it's on one of the big music streaming platforms but you don't have to be a member to listen.
@nedimmrsic46502 жыл бұрын
@@CinemaDemocratica thank you for those great momments in my life! xD
@djram-z32223 жыл бұрын
I feel like the audience totally missed the "industry is blowing up" joke.
@WisamSafi19783 жыл бұрын
I missed it until I read your comment 🤣😂
@joelformvp2 жыл бұрын
LMAOO GOATED COMMENT
@danielzimmerman58372 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this clip a dozen times, I only caught it on my 2nd or 3rd listen.
@oxiary2 жыл бұрын
ive watched this special 10 times and this is the first time lmaooo
@michaelsmalley9755 Жыл бұрын
First time I saw this special, when he said that part I died laughing. Definitely an underrated line.
@sewpungyow51542 жыл бұрын
The part during his song where you can literally hear them cut from the inside of the sub to the water, combined with the other sound effects he does with that microphone are genius.
@28GBlunt Жыл бұрын
Listen for ze music, yeh?
@nd_gunslinger_6264 Жыл бұрын
@@28GBlunt*deep bass starts*
@skeletonbuyingpealts713411 ай бұрын
5:50
@Emma-ob5oj3 жыл бұрын
The microphone work is ingenious
@josh732683 жыл бұрын
Dude look at my arm in this tank top 💥
@CinemaDemocratica2 жыл бұрын
Underappreciated moment in an absolutely brilliant bit.
@sighannibal83262 жыл бұрын
That beat he did was fucking sick 💯
@tayeb70313 жыл бұрын
His gun sounds are on point
@patrickshaw9382 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes
@Legalizeasbestos2 жыл бұрын
They really are. I was like “damn this getting too real”
@DoubleDash282 жыл бұрын
So is his rave music
@mhks6810 ай бұрын
So is his impressions of women.
@avi.miamii3 жыл бұрын
This guy is an absolute comedy genius.
@sctkarter11112 жыл бұрын
Aside from this bit being hilarious, did anyone else watch this special and find that this was the worst crowd of all his specials? They missed jokes all over the place lol
@VengeanceN72 жыл бұрын
Lotta people thought they were gonna make it,- Bill was subtlety telling them they were gonna die, fucking hilarious
@mikewalker6782 жыл бұрын
It's Tennessee, what did you expect?😂
@eazamar92 жыл бұрын
The whole dictators bit was a genious one.. but since people only know about who harmed the Jews and no one else.. they missed it..
@an6350 Жыл бұрын
they mighta felt personally attacked by some of them
@dame7526 Жыл бұрын
Yeah they were not happy about the not standing for the national anthem jokes 😂
@lukewarmwater64123 жыл бұрын
bill burr for president!!
@partybear25792 жыл бұрын
Having been on a cruise I endorsed this
@GabrielGarcia-3003 жыл бұрын
The strafing the survivors part
@kozagong2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's my favorite moment by him just after "I'm telling ya that's the funniest thing about hitler"
@blakedexter1451 Жыл бұрын
Love that "dude look at my arm in this tank top"
@streetsweper93 Жыл бұрын
i know it needs to be like an EDM song and that part is right before when the bass drops lol
@VNOMALII Жыл бұрын
@@streetsweper93 ill see what i can do 😂
@yodapadawan18253 жыл бұрын
The powers at be already did this during the precursor to WW I and II. The Germans started sinking supply and cruise ships with their U-boat invention. Hence the German accent
@abraham1321003 жыл бұрын
For real?
@veritasaequitas49103 жыл бұрын
@@abraham132100 It’s true.
@thatreallygoodchannel44062 жыл бұрын
Yep
@hagestad2 жыл бұрын
Only supply ones. The 1 cruise was actually moving arms.
@GiubileiFernando2 жыл бұрын
Also, the first modern genocide was done by marching people into the sea/throwing them off ships.
@vindigga63 жыл бұрын
Lol i kinda want this to be a movie lol.
@lukewarmwater64123 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing my ass of while I think to myself, "well scratch going on a cruise off the ol' bucket list..."
@Fettupwithyou3 жыл бұрын
What about a Netflix special?
@Aus10march Жыл бұрын
bill is the greatest… how he tells stories is unmatched
@vaportibaby9 ай бұрын
bill is an immaculate writer. all his bits are like short movies
@shrekdaddy6912 Жыл бұрын
This makes me come back almost every month just because Bill Burr says wooka-wooka.
@mikearonson10712 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of the funniest bits Bill has ever done. I'm dying. Ever notice how ALL of Bill's specials have a bit about him killing people? Dude is probably really fucked in the head.
@zionleach30012 жыл бұрын
Well he admits he's a psycho. 🤷😂
@thejohnbeck Жыл бұрын
other comedians have said that he has a unique voice, (not physical voice, comedic voice), so he's a bit more immune from joke stealing.
@jetrexdesign9 ай бұрын
I think he's just an anxious guy and half his humor just goes to the extreme because of it. Extreme emotions, extreme jokes, that's how it typically works. Socially anxious people tend to have jet black senses of humor in my experience, it helps them cope with the pressures of socialization to make jokes about death. That and he gets a good reaction to this material so he's going to incorporate it when he can. It's tapered off since he became a Dad though.
@Draeber2 жыл бұрын
the sound effect are really impressive!
@zerotheg0d3302 жыл бұрын
The German accent 😂😂😂
@thejohnbeck Жыл бұрын
silver lining of Germans doing all their nasty stuff, you get a free bad-guy-accent for generations
@travisboyd62729 ай бұрын
Suddenly I'm on a U Boat.
@ClaudiaIndigoConnection2 жыл бұрын
I fucking LOVE this man! His comedy is gold! This whole show was freaking epically smart and hilarious!
@kdogg67812 жыл бұрын
my in-laws are wanting to plan a cruise w/ us, this summer and all i can think about is this bit cause it's the dang TRUTH!!!... i'll admit, i've never been on a cruise (wishing it could stay that way)... but, all i can imagine is disney world on a boat.
@DoubleDash282 жыл бұрын
Watch out Bills coming for ya
@demonmod2 жыл бұрын
so how'd it go? you still alive or are you chilling at the bottom of the sea?
@michaelsmalley97559 ай бұрын
@@demonmodque "under the sea" from the little mermaid😂
@b1zook4563 жыл бұрын
I hope The Powers That Be haven't seen this clip.
@portadordelwiju3 жыл бұрын
Like they would do anything lol
@yodapadawan18253 жыл бұрын
The powers at be alredy did this during the precursor to WWII. The Germans started sinking supply and cruise ship with their U-boat invention.
@dangerouswater3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking: imagine the investigation. 1 Cruise ship sunk 3000 people dead 1 gun found at the crime scene 🤯🤯🤯
@mhks6810 ай бұрын
…and torpedo damage to the ships hull.
@randombassguy57802 жыл бұрын
2:20 "..the 1 and a 2 wooka wooka thing" haha
@praetorxian Жыл бұрын
You owe it to yourself to see Bill Burr live if you can. I’ve been a fan for a decade, saw him twice in Ottawa (where ‘F is for Family’ is animated) and he killed it both times. He didn’t just spew out his latest special, because we already knew the jokes. He was on topic, knew the region, country, climate and/or culture, I swear he improvised half his set and it was hilarious.
@michaelsmalley97559 ай бұрын
Saw him live in Hollywood, FL in 2021 and was on point making fun of Florida during COVID.
@obedcampuzano65612 жыл бұрын
One of my favs since the chapelle show
@CinemaDemocratica2 жыл бұрын
He's right about cruises: It's a LaQuinta with overpriced liquor and lots and lots of diesel engine noise.
@NoPrisoners72 жыл бұрын
Love the sound effects!
@pablocohen29753 жыл бұрын
und, ve lizten to ze muzik, ja?
@Draeber2 жыл бұрын
FOR ze muzik
@AeroTeknik2centsАй бұрын
The gunshots kill me every time!
@GTA6VIGameguy2 жыл бұрын
Bill's gunshot sounds are on fleek
@N._99 Жыл бұрын
Fleek? Thats still a thing? I thought that shit died in 2016
@mhks6810 ай бұрын
@@N._99There’s always “that guy!”
@alejandrootero88943 жыл бұрын
Fricking submarines
@tbear68-3 жыл бұрын
Frikkin cruises... Perfect set. Thanku.
@michaeleverson38013 жыл бұрын
I went to the zoo today. Having viewed the cross section of people there, I endorse this, lol.
@thejohnbeck Жыл бұрын
so you're saying.... open the zoo, then at lunchtime, lock the gates and open the enclosures? lol
@NerdOnTheStreetАй бұрын
That's being unfair to zoo-goers. Unlike on a cruise ship, you're guaranteed close-up views of many different types of animals at a zoo, which can be educational or at least stimulating. And zoos can be cheap or even free to get into, while part of the cruise ship deal was that it costs _so much_ to do nothing (he wouldn't have done the joke for e.g. people relaxing at an empty park or something; the classism was part of the point).
@theminingassassin168 ай бұрын
He does a fantastic impression of people who go on cruise ships.
@Liam-wv9pm2 жыл бұрын
The master.
@SlickRickyBobbyBaby Жыл бұрын
"Dude look at my arm in this tak top"... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@InvalidAuthorization2 ай бұрын
I think about this every time i think about going on a cruise. Lol
@jashkons2 жыл бұрын
This will be a classic 😂
@XxSTMAxX2 жыл бұрын
His Herschel Walker impression is amazing
@hergilici91842 жыл бұрын
Listen for ze music ya
@papi-sauce Жыл бұрын
Master with the mic
@h0rk3d Жыл бұрын
Thats actually an amazing idea
@gustavfourie5099 Жыл бұрын
"dude look at my arm in this tank top"
@glados47652 жыл бұрын
Politicians taking notes in the back.
@yngvie659Ай бұрын
My friend went on a cruise and they have sick destinations that you can get off the ship and look around like the Bahamas.
@portadordelwijuАй бұрын
And you could look those destination like for a day or less! Just travel to a destination and spend 7 to 15 days there man
@Strange_Armour Жыл бұрын
Burr 2024 👍
@SlimBagatell2 жыл бұрын
He's so fucking good.
@mickeynotmouse Жыл бұрын
God what an incredible bit
@keithreynolds6123 жыл бұрын
I'm never going on a cruise!!!!
@michaelpoyntz7743 жыл бұрын
Anyone old enough to remember McHale Navy.....had to laugh at that joke.
@thejohnbeck Жыл бұрын
Bill is, lol
@jackgreene48682 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece
@dominique___19803 жыл бұрын
Not that I had ever planned doing so ... but now I know I'll never take a cruise ship.
@franzk.himmler11962 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, we built this boat! Like top to bottom- **POW** **PAP PAP PAP PAP** **POOM POOM POOM** ... **POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM**
@CT-uz3bf Жыл бұрын
Went on a cruise with my grandparents several years ago. It was a great time at like 13. Elevators on a ship? Wild. The main dining room was also phenomenal. Had duck for the first time, good and greasy. And the snails cooked in butter and garlic and spices…? Still one of the best things I’ve ever eaten.
@cliffysilver6612 Жыл бұрын
5:27 is why your watching
@seankellymurray2 жыл бұрын
Perfect solution, now we only need 7.5B to go!
@OhGrowUpPodcast Жыл бұрын
The strafing is so dark lol
@thejohnbeck Жыл бұрын
and the pistol shots are flashbulbs of darkness too, lol.
He is either a genius or a psychopath sharing his thoughts or both
@henryc916010 ай бұрын
Shades of Michael Winslow Bill Paying homage
@TheCGibby322 жыл бұрын
“And you’re never seen from again” lol @1:13
@tessoshea82093 жыл бұрын
Bill knows✌️
@WisamSafi19783 жыл бұрын
@4:35 that lady cheering wanted to be part of Bill’s harem
@muzikman1832 жыл бұрын
wish u couldve seen this live! im dying!!! fuckin hilarious.. the audience needs to get an imagination.. Bill just told them a while movie scene man!
@tinacole1450 Жыл бұрын
That's why people should chose based on who can survive....
@manyabrocoli19 ай бұрын
👏👏👏
@aidanpysher2764 Жыл бұрын
I'd test anti-ship missiles on them, as well as conventional bombings.
@DrakeDark18 Жыл бұрын
Like every karate movie you've ever seen.
@DrakeDark18 Жыл бұрын
we got a bone to pick with you.
@dpedc Жыл бұрын
Tekken 3 Arranged OST: Julia Chang, 0:55
@benjaminvictorsedillo827011 ай бұрын
sorry i kinda agree cruising in it is not for me either. but to each its own. id rather travel for real and feel the rush
@vicdayal2794 Жыл бұрын
7:00 Correction: "Every mass murderer throughout time (who got caught) has fucked up...."
@JU5TINPDX Жыл бұрын
3:37 😂😂😂
@sebastianmuller1210 Жыл бұрын
Hey the uboot captain listened and succeded.
@loscdos504 Жыл бұрын
Bring it around…
@thejohnbeck Жыл бұрын
muy divertido en espanol! lol
@AlejandroOteroMusic3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t the point of cruisers to stop at different locations? I don’t think they just go to the sea and return
@portadordelwiju3 жыл бұрын
They stop like for 1 or 2 days, what do you discover on 1 or 2 days? That isnt getting to know a new culture, etc. Like Bill says "technically youre travelling, but..."
@formerfundienowfree42353 жыл бұрын
Yeah they stop at tourist traps.
@zacharyradford55523 жыл бұрын
That are basically the same as the country there from.
@Nathdood3 жыл бұрын
wow be that guy some more
@alexb9043 жыл бұрын
Cya
@samiislam38863 жыл бұрын
70% of food end up in garbage !!!
@Tarquin27182 жыл бұрын
makes me think of the Galifanakians - HHGTG
@stephenrobison9538 Жыл бұрын
Jesus man.....
@tinacole1450 Жыл бұрын
Cruise ships suck
@patrickbateman74532 жыл бұрын
C3pO… and shit
@Alhashemi19833 жыл бұрын
The funy thing that the oddness is lafeing hhhhh
@Nathdood3 жыл бұрын
the what now?
@magiv42053 жыл бұрын
The who is doing what now?
@alexb9043 жыл бұрын
run that by me again, partner?
@johnkakuk2 жыл бұрын
The fuckin what when?
@amandeepdash90142 жыл бұрын
sounds like you're on a cruise ship
@dalaanibombina88222 жыл бұрын
5:29 is the best!
@yukiannie6662 жыл бұрын
i think im a psycho for enjoying this too much!!!!! i was laughing hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd Жыл бұрын
Somehow, I’m totally against school shooters in mass murders but I’m all for this.
@dalaanibombina88222 жыл бұрын
I was just about to twerk to that beat he had going on.