Bill Burr Stand Up Comedy Best Jokes: Michelle Obama | Motherhood |No Means No | Pedophiles

Bill Burr Stand Up Comedy Best Jokes: This is a compilation of Bill Burr and his best stand up comedy jokes. In these clips you will hear Burr talk about how he is tired of Michelle Obama, why you should never hit a woman even if she gives you a great reason, no means no (sometimes), how being a mother is NOT the hardest job in the world, pedophiles & sex offenders, and white guilt. Burr is an edgy comedian who projects a lot of anger in his act while tackling subjects a lot of other comedians refuse to address. He is an infamous hater on cancel culture and has developed an enormous following.
Burr has been referred to as a "comedian's comedian" by writers and critics. Rolling Stone magazine called Burr "the undisputed heavyweight champ of rage-fueled humor". Burr often portrays himself as "that loud guy in the bar" with "uninformed logic" which really comes out in his bits on motherhood and pedophiles. In an interview with The Boston Globe, Burr said "I'm the 'dude, bro' guy." According to the Montreal Gazette, Burr is "a cynic and a contrarian who has never paid any heed to political correctness"
Burr cites Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Sam Kinison and Patrice O'Neal as the five greatest stand-up comedians of all time.
The Bixbie Media KZbin channel is an excellent source for comedy. In addition to the Monday Monologue, you will also find vintage stand-up, commercial parodies, and original sketch style comedy. (links below).
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[@BixbieMedia]

"Probably Politics" Comedy Monologue: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5yrc6OYqJZqadk

[@davidvbobb7785]

Bill Burr is the mouthpiece for the inner monologue.

[@CurlyFries120]

Lol yes.

[@dontask4346]

Its not a monilogue, its a self conversation. Thats why he frequently responds...'ya know?'

[@r3b3lvegan89]

@@dontask4346 BRUH..

[@jarrodperry2798]

@@dontask4346 8 ☆

[@jvcsmom]

Is he going to be coming to the Phoenix metropolitan area any time soon?

[@kamillatomasevic4954]

I love Bill Burr because he says it exactly how it is and he's not afraid to speak his mind😂

[@simplylethul]

"Exactly how it is" according to who? Him? You? 🤦‍♂️

[@omoregbeogbebor7905]

Were have you been for you to loss track of reality Goosh who is this person ​@@simplylethul

[@mikegrabowski7483]

​@@simplylethulto just about anyone that isn't an uptight ass hat

[@EnigmaticAnamoly]

​@@simplylethul go make some friends, man.

[@simplylethul]

@@EnigmaticAnamoly I already have those, what's your next brilliant comment going to be?

[@joshclearwater6461]

"Send em to bed early on some trumped up charges..." So me as a dad 😄😄😄🙌

[@jovanwilson6433]

😂😂😂😂

[@ppumpkin3282]

Just when Bill has you thinking he's crossed the line, he brings it back, and makes you seem like the odd one for thinking what you thought.

[@ChevitzSkitComedy]

This guy is self deprecating and in all interviews he says he is stupid, but this guy is a genius!

[@berto987]

This guy keeps his cool in that difficult situation and is a master of his craft! Love him

[@platonique]

Omg I was looking for my ticket to hell.

[@user-ko1ih1ys7j]

Excellent observation

[@eagleeye2300]

"Roofing, as a redhead, in the middle of July...I thought that was difficult..."

[@leogarcia1761]

That's a death sentence for sure

[@lsmount88]

Not a redhead, but I gotta agree as a roofer in now August

[@ihrv23]

It’s like 6000 degrees up there, you would find me dead, off the base of the house cause I fainted and fell

[@Onelightoftheworld]

@@ihrv23 🤣

[@hiphopanonymous8279]

Yes I heard him say that as well

[@timsullivan4566]

"I'm starting to turn this franchise around!" 😆😆😆

[@namenome3680]

"i'm sick of Michelle Obama" is the greatest joke ever i spit my food every time

[@j-man699]

Do you wipe up your own drool?

[@j-man699]

@evil PETTY look it up

[@ynot1935]

Big Mike

[@dr.nightmare2799]

You mean Michael Obama?

[@j-man699]

@@dr.nightmare2799 P E T T Y

[@user-lg1dx6fy6f]

"Were ya f-----n with it?" Gets me everytime.

[@jamesganzy4103]

One of my favorites 🤣 Not afraid to be real with the audience, great delivery!

[@sbedify6863]

He’s wack

[@hartubmoses6645]

I noticed that the audience wasn't that impressed!

[@Jemineyeofficial]

@@hartubmoses6645 fk the audience. BILL is the GOAT!

[@tonyj9203]

"Tuna CASSEROLE" 🥘 starts swigging. 🤦🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@billstout2118]

I love that.

[@avedis31]

Everyday I realize I'm Bill Burr more and more

[@BazookaIke]

IMO the best comedians have great delivery of their jokes. Dave Chappelle does it with that unique voice of his. Bill Burr does it also, with that Boston accent which really serves him well as a comedian.

[@BixbieMedia]

His timing and cadence is excellent

[@rickyallison7553]

Hes my comedic hero he truly is a genius

[@curtsiekert]

Chappelle's thing is that he's so relaxed and calm.

[@minnesotaman3]

Some of his jokes kinda sound like Chappelle's jokes in cadence

[@ShogunnxYT]

I like how his “jokes” liters just sound like talking and ranting. Definitely makes you respect white guys more. Just flat out, universal funny common sense. Can’t find enough of his stand ups. Definitely needs more.

[@hazelhill1678]

Love the way he has his hands in the air and kicks the invisible kid.😂

[@drivingriding]

Love Bill Burr, says it the way it is , makes a point and makes it funny.

[@a2ndopynyn]

This is a great compilation of some of Bill's best pieces. Well done!! 👍

[@BixbieMedia]

Thanks for checking it out!

[@pouncy94]

When he said catch a lobster cage to the back of the head 🤣

[@jbussa]

"dude any job you can do in your pajamas is not difficult" /looks at my home office setup /looks down at my pajama bottems... ok I can't argue with that ;)

[@davideaston8314]

Truly one of the greatest to ever do it... and that Philly Rant he smashed through, will rightly go down in history!! 😂

[@HeatherR-yw9qk]

That was terrible 😕. Even he was extremely embarrassed

[@369damnthingsfine]

I walk around my house and look at my stay at home wife with a constant bill burr monologue in my head

[@shellswetrick3395]

😂😂

[@charlene8239]

Hopefully she’s gotten a job by now!!!

[@NoName-bf6ty]

This was my introduction to Bill Burr and have to say I love this guy already

[@obasi-ezesamuel6867]

Go on a binge. You won't be able to stop.

[@JC-km5xw]

Aww man you get to watch everything fresh im genuinely jealous haha

[@steverogers6572]

This guy is an og comedian

[@jamescampbell9236]

Paper Tiger on Netflix is one of his best.

[@quarantinedteen5458]

This man speaks his mind and I’m here for it. He’s so quick and hilarious

[@shyshy82]

I love listening to him too

[@markforrest9958]

Just discovered this guy. Absolutely brilliant. Not many comedians this this about anymore.

[@tjwarcholak]

check out his monday morning podcast! if you just found him now you have a gold mine of content to sift through

[@contessa.adella]

I can rewatch BBs performances because his delivery is so good. It doesn’t matter that I have heard it before…it is still funny.

[@joshjohnson1946]

Bill Burr is so popular because he says what other people won't due to the politically correct movement. Too refreshing.

[@secondary2nd]

He’s just good at avoiding it, and since he’s white, so he never rely on “victim joke” (etc gay or black person pass joke.) (People are so competitive in oppression game these day, that gay and black are consider as privileged)

[@ArrogantBaSStard]

That’s his job.

[@mshtysf4646]

Emm george carlin started this

[@mjohnson2807]

I don't think that's why he's popular. He definitely does, but there's truth behind his humor and that is the refreshing part of it. He follows traditional humor without catering to whatever narrative that is currently ruining comedy.

[@TheIllustriouBlueJay]

@@mshtysf4646 so?

[@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594]

1 of the best comedians couldnt stop laughing

[@PopcornLoverr]

I love Bill Burr for three reasons. He says what many of us are thinking; his timing is flawless; and he's hilarious. The best since Carlin.

[@BixbieMedia]

Agreed!

[@annehajdu8654]

Disagree.

[@carnivineyt]

I can't believe he didn't get cancelled from that first joke!😂😂😂 Hilarious

[@unexplainedaf7469]

Bill is cancel-proof.

[@sarinat3101]

I lose it every time he starts using the mic stand like he's a witch stirring a potion in a cauldron.

[@MrTPain]

Hes been known to caste some spells too!☺️😂🤣

[@laguerre5]

This is gold!

[@billhedemark1063]

3

[@billhedemark1063]

🥳

[@billhedemark1063]

😘

[@hugostiglitz8465]

Comedy genius! Lol.

[@booberry6715]

GOLD, JERRY!

[@amgoulding]

"Tuna casserole?!...and he starts swinging". Hahha, beautiful 😂

[@BixbieMedia]

And it doesn't work with any other food!

[@TheRimeOfTheAncientMariner]

So on point!

[@joelewis8440]

"get out of the pool"🤣🤣his facial expression though🤣

[@lauriefrohlich9901]

Bill Bur is Boston Pride!!!

[@eagleeye2300]

Boston ROCKS.

[@sweetlou4551]

He's not lying! ❤

[@musiclife5158]

Bill is the ONLY person in the world who can say it like it is without being cancelled. LOL Love this guy.

[@danielknepper6884]

Oh I'm sure the left wants to cancel him big time

[@AdamEugene]

Because he doesn't let himself get cancelled.

[@TimothyWesthoff-cp8pp]

My two favorite stand-up comedians are Ron White and Bill Burr.

[@BixbieMedia]

Two great ones!

[@TimothyWesthoff-cp8pp]

It's their over the top irreverence to many everyday observations. And how they see relationships between the sexes.

[@pameladomino3644]

LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!

[@lymanmj]

The bit about the kids - I live this from time to time. On my walks, I have learned to not say anything or look at children on the road.

[@johnjones3967]

Bill Burr is one of a kind.

[@keymoneykevkimani7143]

Bill has the riskiest jokes ever😆

[@treetrain]

Bill Balls!! the cahoneys on this guy! i love ya' Burr! ahaha you deserve every bit of success you have! so happy for you!!

[@Chknbroth]

A lord of comedy at work

[@AcidRant1]

The fact that the first black swim team in philadephia movie was about kevin harts school makes that bit so much funnier considering him and Kevin are friends

[@64dash36]

She didn’t Ffkn say it like That!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dinosaurs_with_laser_guns]

Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle are the best living comics right now

[@niccomakk]

Agreed!

[@yarasub]

Genius😂

[@kerryjones6223]

Bill Burr is hilarious so funny I’m busting my guts

[@user-yp1jg7nu3w]

Best American comedian by far. Followed by jimmy carr and Ricky Gervais.

[@BixbieMedia]

I'm surprised Jimmy Carr doesn't get more love in the US, especially his crowd work.

[@MGooGM]

Ricky Gervais is from the UK. Edit: as is Jimmy Carr.

[@chillydavis2117]

It's cool to look back and see how his earlier material evolved into his specials.

[@starcorpvncj]

He is right regarding his fear of kids. I"m a Westerner grandfather in Vietnam. I love playing around with kids. It's so lovely. NO WAY would I try to communicate with them in Australia. It's a part of the onslaught against fathers, grandfathers and men in general. Our Western society is going mad.

[@michaelfrey3595]

One of the best comedians ever!

[@dannyward673]

He’s the Guvna 💪 his racial humour is great just right and his political points are funny. The thing is he is a great comedian and his job is to make all of us laugh at a time when so called do gooders want to silence them because of political correctness. Gervis, Chappell and Bur are calling it out and are geniuses.

[@charleston3698]

Not in the level of previous greats but good, haven't laughed yet, oh well

[@stephenowens3687]

Yeah he,s my second favourite. Bill Hicks is my No1.

[@jamescampbell9236]

Bill is my favorite comedian. These are great bits for the montage

[@lorenza2589]

A national treasure right here!

[@shaundurant7415]

This guy is a legend!

[@Gene-XL]

I find I don’t really necessarily laugh at Bill’s jokes, BUT… undeniably he makes a lot of sense!

[@CalebRobbins-ff8jq]

I love this guy. Freaking hilarious.

[@blakefuechtmann]

"And just start swinging." Rofl 😂😅

[@kowley5153]

The women arguing thing is straight facts

[@janolimit22]

Funny stuff Great Material😅🤣

[@Whatever_man]

1:38 lady on the right disagrees will Bill. I believe her name is Karen McKaren.

[@dcg590]

I love him. Live in MA near Boston and we sound exactly like he says.

[@slickill5738]

Carlon, Hicks, Burr. LEGENDS.

[@garbizzi6868]

One of the funniest comedians ive ever seen on this planet!

[@michaelaugustinconnelly4664]

What other planets have you visited. Lol

[@user-ci7vu7eo9w]

not even close

[@garbizzi6868]

@@user-ci7vu7eo9w i said funiest ive ever seen i wasnt asking anyone else thought

[@scottwhite5937]

@@user-ci7vu7eo9w did ask you what your opinion was

[@Sam-ij7co]

i havent laughed this hard in a long time

[@Vkiche]

My top favorite comedian for over a decade!!

[@tedinstead9642]

Bill has a new one on Netflix Performing in Colorado Very funny and true

[@Ireneapeare]

I’m laughing out loud all by myself over here…humour without limits 😂

[@alanmishael5013]

He is the funniest comedian of our time.

[@timsullivan4566]

"You can send them to bed whenever you want on some trumped-up charge"" 😆😆😆

[@photoreference9429]

Best ever

[@chrisreynolds7441]

It’s refreshing to see Bill identify and making fun of just how stupid the world has become

[@oldfart6938]

Dont say world when you could just say ’merrica 😂

[@joshclearwater6461]

He has some really great subtle hand gestures and body movements that really polishes his jokes...

[@medeiros3610]

Gold

[@user-dp2or9it3d]

Every bit so true

[@UFvckingloser]

He is for sure one of the best.

[@BrandonHardaker]

He always speaks the truth! Hilarious 😆

[@DontLetTheOldManIn]

Best.

[@chrismurphy5779]

Scuba Diver Jr. Lol 😂

[@Nywraper]

Facts

[@user-es4rx8qr5d]

Legend 😂😂😂

[@ronniehdable]

We need a bill Burr holiday

[@JoeyP946]

"These (insert group name) followed by f*kd up conversation" 🤣🤣🤣

[@SiBebok]

Being a mother is not difficult. Being a parent is. 🙂

[@BixbieMedia]

This is SOOOOOO accurate!

[@hugostiglitz8465]

You couldn't pay me enough to be a parent these days!

[@MrTPain]

Thank you, Myagi- san! I will continue to wax on and wax off!😂

[@samdiaz6437]

That R Kelly joke was ahead of its time!

[@rickeydart3040]

No, it was relevant at the time.

[@mrbeengroovn]

Its been known since the early 2000s that R Kelly was pissing on kids and was a pedo 🤣

[@mohisalameh5611]

Great guy...

[@hansdybka1331]

ABSOLUTELY FUNNY...on so many levels..racial...political...a great comedian makes us laugh at all of of our foibles..and that brings us together..i enjoyed Carlin...and now Burr..

[@BixbieMedia]

Definite similarities to Carlin.

[@RodolfLeclerc]

@@BixbieMedia I was thinking the same thing.

[@hartubmoses6645]

@@BixbieMedia Not at all, Carlin was more intelligent.

[@analoguedragon7438]

@@hartubmoses6645 Too much of a political preacher

[@eugeneblake9514]

Nice

[@johncormier6539]

Luv Bill, going to see him Thursday night.

[@user-wt7rh2rw8g]

Plus,he is really,freakin funny!❤😊

[@jamesellerbee4406]

I'm in tears. Dude cracks me up

[@eugeneblake9514]

Genius 😅

[@davidscarlett931]

Bill changed my life when he made me realize how much I was telling my wife I don't know. For real😂

[@b.o.4492]

Last sentence is truth.

[@guidodelgiudice5]

The bouncy walk just kills me everytime

[@BixbieMedia]

I've seen these clips 20 or 30 times and I still bust up every time!

[@jitmfg1]

BB is the best!

[@crunchynuts793]

Fckn hilarious everytime! 🤣

[@dwecktek]

That part about Hillary when all the people started clapping and than bill shit that shit right down was fucking beautiful

[@ThaAlphaMale88]

Bro is the GOAT. Made me laugh for decades.