Bill Burr Stand Up Comedy Best Jokes: Michelle Obama | Motherhood |No Means No | Pedophiles

[@BixbieMedia]

I wonder what it was like at the Harris campaign office the day after the election? kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKbXhqOLg9lpr8U

[@davidvbobb7785]

Bill Burr is the mouthpiece for the inner monologue.

[@CurlyFries120]

Lol yes.

[@dontask4346]

Its not a monilogue, its a self conversation. Thats why he frequently responds...'ya know?'

[@r3b3lvegan89]

@@dontask4346 BRUH..

[@jarrodperry2798]

@@dontask4346 8 ☆

[@jvcsmom]

Is he going to be coming to the Phoenix metropolitan area any time soon?

[@kamillatomasevic4954]

I love Bill Burr because he says it exactly how it is and he's not afraid to speak his mind😂

[@simplylethul]

"Exactly how it is" according to who? Him? You? 🤦‍♂️

[@omoregbeogbebor7905]

Were have you been for you to loss track of reality Goosh who is this person ​@@simplylethul

[@mikegrabowski7483]

​@@simplylethulto just about anyone that isn't an uptight ass hat

[@EnigmaticAnamoly]

​@@simplylethul go make some friends, man.

[@simplylethul]

@@EnigmaticAnamoly I already have those, what's your next brilliant comment going to be?

[@4Horsemen4Life]

One of my favorites 🤣 Not afraid to be real with the audience, great delivery!

[@sbedify6863]

He’s wack

[@hartubmoses6645]

I noticed that the audience wasn't that impressed!

[@Jemineyeofficial]

@@hartubmoses6645 fk the audience. BILL is the GOAT!

[@ppumpkin3282]

Just when Bill has you thinking he's crossed the line, he brings it back, and makes you seem like the odd one for thinking what you thought.

[@ChevitzSkitComedy]

This guy is self deprecating and in all interviews he says he is stupid, but this guy is a genius!

[@berto987]

This guy keeps his cool in that difficult situation and is a master of his craft! Love him

[@platonique]

Omg I was looking for my ticket to hell.

[@GregRiddle-e6j]

Excellent observation

[@nsh1772]

That's exactly what George Carlin used to do.

[@drivingriding]

Love Bill Burr, says it the way it is , makes a point and makes it funny.

[@a2ndopynyn]

This is a great compilation of some of Bill's best pieces. Well done!! 👍

[@BixbieMedia]

Thanks for checking it out!

[@BazookaIke]

IMO the best comedians have great delivery of their jokes. Dave Chappelle does it with that unique voice of his. Bill Burr does it also, with that Boston accent which really serves him well as a comedian.

[@BixbieMedia]

His timing and cadence is excellent

[@rickyallison7553]

Hes my comedic hero he truly is a genius

[@curtsiekert]

Chappelle's thing is that he's so relaxed and calm.

[@minnesotaman3]

Some of his jokes kinda sound like Chappelle's jokes in cadence

[@ShogunnxYT]

I like how his “jokes” liters just sound like talking and ranting. Definitely makes you respect white guys more. Just flat out, universal funny common sense. Can’t find enough of his stand ups. Definitely needs more.

[@joshjohnson1946]

Bill Burr is so popular because he says what other people won't due to the politically correct movement. Too refreshing.

[@secondary2nd]

He’s just good at avoiding it, and since he’s white, so he never rely on “victim joke” (etc gay or black person pass joke.) (People are so competitive in oppression game these day, that gay and black are consider as privileged)

[@ArrogantBaSStard]

That’s his job.

[@mshtysf4646]

Emm george carlin started this

[@mjohnson2807]

I don't think that's why he's popular. He definitely does, but there's truth behind his humor and that is the refreshing part of it. He follows traditional humor without catering to whatever narrative that is currently ruining comedy.

[@TheIllustriouBlueJay]

@@mshtysf4646 so?

[@eagleeye2300]

"Roofing, as a redhead, in the middle of July...I thought that was difficult..."

[@leogarcia1761]

That's a death sentence for sure

[@lsmount88]

Not a redhead, but I gotta agree as a roofer in now August

[@ihrv23]

It’s like 6000 degrees up there, you would find me dead, off the base of the house cause I fainted and fell

[@Onelightoftheworld]

@@ihrv23 🤣

[@hiphopanonymous8279]

Yes I heard him say that as well

[@joshclearwater6461]

"Send em to bed early on some trumped up charges..." So me as a dad 😄😄😄🙌

[@jovanwilson6433]

😂😂😂😂

[@OutlawEntertainmentlmc]

Also me , go clean your room

[@NoName-bf6ty]

This was my introduction to Bill Burr and have to say I love this guy already

[@obasi-ezesamuel6867]

Go on a binge. You won't be able to stop.

[@JC-km5xw]

Aww man you get to watch everything fresh im genuinely jealous haha

[@steverogers6572]

This guy is an og comedian

[@jamescampbell9236]

Paper Tiger on Netflix is one of his best.

[@davideaston8314]

Truly one of the greatest to ever do it... and that Philly Rant he smashed through, will rightly go down in history!! 😂

[@HeatherR-yw9qk]

That was terrible 😕. Even he was extremely embarrassed

[@namenome3680]

"i'm sick of Michelle Obama" is the greatest joke ever i spit my food every time

[@j-man699]

Do you wipe up your own drool?

[@j-man699]

@evil PETTY look it up

[@ynot1935]

Big Mike

[@dr.nightmare2799]

You mean Michael Obama?

[@j-man699]

@@dr.nightmare2799 P E T T Y

[@markforrest9958]

Just discovered this guy. Absolutely brilliant. Not many comedians this this about anymore.

[@tjwarcholak]

check out his monday morning podcast! if you just found him now you have a gold mine of content to sift through

[@quarantinedteen5458]

This man speaks his mind and I’m here for it. He’s so quick and hilarious

[@shyshy82]

I love listening to him too

[@contessa.adella]

I can rewatch BBs performances because his delivery is so good. It doesn’t matter that I have heard it before…it is still funny.

[@avedis31]

Everyday I realize I'm Bill Burr more and more

[@timsullivan4566]

"I'm starting to turn this franchise around!" 😆😆😆

[@PhillipPahinui]

"Were ya f-----n with it?" Gets me everytime.

[@drcool1222]

Same here! 😂😂😂

[@andrewpetik2034]

True! So funny.

[@dannyward673]

He’s the Guvna 💪 his racial humour is great just right and his political points are funny. The thing is he is a great comedian and his job is to make all of us laugh at a time when so called do gooders want to silence them because of political correctness. Gervis, Chappell and Bur are calling it out and are geniuses.

[@charleston3698]

Not in the level of previous greats but good, haven't laughed yet, oh well

[@stephenowens3687]

Yeah he,s my second favourite. Bill Hicks is my No1.

[@hazelhill1678]

Love the way he has his hands in the air and kicks the invisible kid.😂

[@lauriefrohlich9901]

Bill Bur is Boston Pride!!!

[@eagleeye2300]

Boston ROCKS.

[@musiclife5158]

Bill is the ONLY person in the world who can say it like it is without being cancelled. LOL Love this guy.

[@danielknepper6884]

Oh I'm sure the left wants to cancel him big time

[@AdamEugene]

Because he doesn't let himself get cancelled.

[@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594]

1 of the best comedians couldnt stop laughing

[@tonyj9203]

"Tuna CASSEROLE" 🥘 starts swigging. 🤦🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@billstout2118]

I love that.

[@laguerre5]

This is gold!

[@billhedemark1063]

3

[@billhedemark1063]

🥳

[@billhedemark1063]

😘

[@hugostiglitz8465]

Comedy genius! Lol.

[@booberry6715]

GOLD, JERRY!

[@PopcornLoverr]

I love Bill Burr for three reasons. He says what many of us are thinking; his timing is flawless; and he's hilarious. The best since Carlin.

[@BixbieMedia]

Agreed!

[@annehajdu8654]

Disagree.

[@garbizzi6868]

One of the funniest comedians ive ever seen on this planet!

[@michaelaugustinconnelly4664]

What other planets have you visited. Lol

[@M.Đ-z4u]

not even close

[@garbizzi6868]

@@M.Đ-z4u i said funiest ive ever seen i wasnt asking anyone else thought

[@scottwhite5937]

@@M.Đ-z4u did ask you what your opinion was

[@carnivineyt]

I can't believe he didn't get cancelled from that first joke!😂😂😂 Hilarious

[@unexplainedaf7469]

Bill is cancel-proof.

[@jamescampbell9236]

Bill is my favorite comedian. These are great bits for the montage

[@Vkiche]

My top favorite comedian for over a decade!!

[@TheRimeOfTheAncientMariner]

So on point!

[@joshclearwater6461]

He has some really great subtle hand gestures and body movements that really polishes his jokes...

[@chillydavis2117]

It's cool to look back and see how his earlier material evolved into his specials.

[@Gene-XL]

I find I don’t really necessarily laugh at Bill’s jokes, BUT… undeniably he makes a lot of sense!

[@Dinosaurs_with_laser_guns]

Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle are the best living comics right now

[@niccomakk]

Agreed!

[@hansdybka1331]

ABSOLUTELY FUNNY...on so many levels..racial...political...a great comedian makes us laugh at all of of our foibles..and that brings us together..i enjoyed Carlin...and now Burr..

[@BixbieMedia]

Definite similarities to Carlin.

[@RodolfLeclerc]

@@BixbieMedia I was thinking the same thing.

[@hartubmoses6645]

@@BixbieMedia Not at all, Carlin was more intelligent.

[@analoguedragon7438]

@@hartubmoses6645 Too much of a political preacher

[@starcorpvncj]

He is right regarding his fear of kids. I"m a Westerner grandfather in Vietnam. I love playing around with kids. It's so lovely. NO WAY would I try to communicate with them in Australia. It's a part of the onslaught against fathers, grandfathers and men in general. Our Western society is going mad.

[@jbussa]

"dude any job you can do in your pajamas is not difficult" /looks at my home office setup /looks down at my pajama bottems... ok I can't argue with that ;)

[@dwecktek]

That part about Hillary when all the people started clapping and than bill shit that shit right down was fucking beautiful

[@lymanmj]

The bit about the kids - I live this from time to time. On my walks, I have learned to not say anything or look at children on the road.

[@pouncy94]

When he said catch a lobster cage to the back of the head 🤣

[@johnjones3967]

Bill Burr is one of a kind.

[@markmiller9194]

Bill is ruthless! Love my guy!

[@sarinat3101]

I lose it every time he starts using the mic stand like he's a witch stirring a potion in a cauldron.

[@MrTPain]

Hes been known to caste some spells too!☺️😂🤣

[@sweetlou4551]

He's not lying! ❤

[@kowley5153]

The women arguing thing is straight facts

[@TimothyWesthoff-cp8pp]

My two favorite stand-up comedians are Ron White and Bill Burr.

[@BixbieMedia]

Two great ones!

[@TimothyWesthoff-cp8pp]

It's their over the top irreverence to many everyday observations. And how they see relationships between the sexes.

[@keymoneykevkimani7143]

Bill has the riskiest jokes ever😆

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

Lmao I love his early stuff, he's still kind of unestablished so the crowd is unsure of him and he is a little unsure of himself haha. But he's comedy gold despite the crowds laughter being there or not

[@michaelharrison3602]

Any man who's been married for Any length of time knows you can't win an argument. Even if you convince them that you're right they'll just say that's what they've been saying all Along

[@tedinstead9642]

Bill has a new one on Netflix Performing in Colorado Very funny and true

[@joelewis8440]

"get out of the pool"🤣🤣his facial expression though🤣

[@treetrain]

Bill Balls!! the cahoneys on this guy! i love ya' Burr! ahaha you deserve every bit of success you have! so happy for you!!

[@shaundurant7415]

This guy is a legend!

[@rickyallison7553]

Wish everyone would say it how it is like bill. Political correction is bullshit. Takes all the fun out of life ..this is hilarious and we all can relate

[@Ireneapeare]

I’m laughing out loud all by myself over here…humour without limits 😂

[@amgoulding]

"Tuna casserole?!...and he starts swinging". Hahha, beautiful 😂

[@BixbieMedia]

And it doesn't work with any other food!

[@SiBebok]

Being a mother is not difficult. Being a parent is. 🙂

[@BixbieMedia]

This is SOOOOOO accurate!

[@hugostiglitz8465]

You couldn't pay me enough to be a parent these days!

[@MrTPain]

Thank you, Myagi- san! I will continue to wax on and wax off!😂

[@kerryjones6223]

Bill Burr is hilarious so funny I’m busting my guts

[@Lorenzconnok]

A national treasure right here!

[@Chknbroth]

A lord of comedy at work

[@michaelfrey3595]

One of the best comedians ever!

[@AcidRant1]

The fact that the first black swim team in philadephia movie was about kevin harts school makes that bit so much funnier considering him and Kevin are friends

[@mfl3500]

If you haven't heard his Philly rant to that terrible crowd, go and have a look - Bill is amazing and destroys that crowd!!

[@chrisreynolds7441]

It’s refreshing to see Bill identify and making fun of just how stupid the world has become

[@oldfart6938]

Dont say world when you could just say ’merrica 😂

[@CastelloCastello-t2c]

Best American comedian by far. Followed by jimmy carr and Ricky Gervais.

[@BixbieMedia]

I'm surprised Jimmy Carr doesn't get more love in the US, especially his crowd work.

[@MGooGM]

Ricky Gervais is from the UK. Edit: as is Jimmy Carr.

[@alanmishael5013]

He is the funniest comedian of our time.

[@rollingthunder8223]

Best comedian unlike some that want to pretend to be smarter than everyone by educating them

[@BixbieMedia]

I think a lot of people can related to him.

[@snakeplissken3063]

Bill Burr is my spirit animal.

[@JuanMorales-uh8ce]

Bill is a national treasure

[@pameladomino3644]

LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!

[@queven6355]

Bill Burr is a national treasure!

[@benstagdospain]

You can keep him. It would sink on the international stage

[@mohammedkhan3511]

You don’t like him ?

[@ThaAlphaMale88]

Bro is the GOAT. Made me laugh for decades.

[@guidodelgiudice5]

The bouncy walk just kills me everytime

[@BixbieMedia]

I've seen these clips 20 or 30 times and I still bust up every time!

[@Piitaa_Pain]

he is just a pissed off angry man telling the truth .. love it

[@billschlafly4107]

I've learned to stay on point when I find myself in an argument with my wife. Being on point requires me to listen to her, so I can use her words against her, just in case there's an argument. I seem to have her in check now! Not sure if I won though...because now I have to listen to her...all the time.

[@Baalaaxa]

Either way, you lose man. 😂

[@Petra999]

Thanks for piecing these together

[@davidscarlett931]

Bill changed my life when he made me realize how much I was telling my wife I don't know. For real😂

[@ryannave8997]

Done plumbing, as a pasty ginger, in Texas, in the summer, in attics all day. Digging trenches for pipes in the sun, all day. THEN, I was a stay-at-home dad. For TWINS. It was the greatest and easiest "job" i've ever had/done. I realized almost immediately that women have been complaining about NOTHING since the 50's.

[@rafaels3552]

Bill is the man!

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

Lol the Rhianna thing was slow but once he said the thing about the tissues in the glovebox I lost it and started hyena laugh. So funny

[@BixbieMedia]

"Hyena laugh" LOL!!!

[@dcg590]

I love him. Live in MA near Boston and we sound exactly like he says.

[@BrandonHardaker]

He always speaks the truth! Hilarious 😆

[@DashtheHedgefox]

She didn’t Ffkn say it like That!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samdiaz6437]

That R Kelly joke was ahead of its time!

[@rickeydart3040]

No, it was relevant at the time.

[@mrbeengroovn]

Its been known since the early 2000s that R Kelly was pissing on kids and was a pedo 🤣

[@margielapresle8049]

He is a fantastic comedian!!!!!😂

[@jitmfg1]

BB is the best!

[@mollycakes7080]

I never heard of him before. He's funny 😄 😆

[@Sam-ij7co]

i havent laughed this hard in a long time

[@Whatever_man]

1:38 lady on the right disagrees will Bill. I believe her name is Karen McKaren.

[@-love-life3267]

I love Bill. He definitely studied his friend Patrice O’Neal’s style and carried it on after his death.

[@dcs4555]

bill just explained what he does. not another o'neal. imho. are you gonna also bring up appropriation? lol jk

[@-love-life3267]

What? Come back when you have something debatable to say. Even Bill has admitted to carrying on his Good friend Patrice’s style.

[@ohlord3650]

He was spot on about women savagely instigating fights.

[@ronniehdable]

We need a bill Burr holiday

[@Daxtarr1]

The best of the best stand ups

[@yarasub]

Genius😂

[@kauffrau6764]

He's the Best! Right on point.

[@spike16965]

Love his brutal honesty😂

[@underconstruction8745]

The first black deep diver for the navy was a badasssssssss. He truly was a beast lol