Bill Burr Learned Why Gorillas Shouldn't Have Pet Kittens | Netflix Is A Joke

[@bandilen7598]

😹😹😹"the cat you never knew died" man I love this guy

[@Primalxbeast]

Bandile Nyawuza I'm sure quite a few people knew about All Ball for a long time before he did this bit.

[@guyfromdubai]

Hey now, I knew him intimately for all of 20 seconds!

[@Primalxbeast]

SonofaGib I hope you don't mean that in the biblical sense.

[@TheYoyozo]

I’m sorry for your loss. That part killed me. 😂

[@bandilen7598]

@@TheYoyozo 😹😹

[@MoseseYT]

Bill: "The Kitty cat, got hit by a car, and it's f***ing dead." Arthur Fleck in the crowd: HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Skywalkaaa]

ThisGuyfj underrated conment

[@JamesMecs]

Who's Arthur Fleck?

[@Alpha8497]

@@JamesMecs The real name of the guy in the movie "Joker"

[@JamesMecs]

@@Alpha8497 oh... Not my favorite movie

[@pepecito10]

4:25 innit?

[@micheltettey7188]

That’s a valid question. How much can the gorilla bench tho?

[@rakshatsrivastav873]

We gotta ask Shaquille O'Neal 😅😂😂😂😂😂... It's a joke kindly don't report

[@micheltettey7188]

nay naynay where did u get this info from, Joe Rogan?

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

Rakshat Srivastav reported!

[@besticudcumupwith202]

@@naynaynay324 ...tonnes? How about pounds maybe?

[@BonzoKilbourn]

I heard up to 2000lbs, and that's without training. But that could be complete bullshit too so...

[@mnmobe]

Choosing to cut the rest of this joke should be a crime!

[@Threedog1963]

Yep.

[@BonzoKilbourn]

First taste is always free, but then you gots to pay.

[@soth1sol]

know what's worse 'bout the early cut? if you extend the bit, bill talks about how the cat dies, the gorilla is told it died, the gorilla proceeds to internalize deep sudden loss of loved one, and then starts to whimper moan and cry ..."that's how the video ends... and like you (audience) i was like WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU'RE GONNA END ON THAT?!" whole 'nother meta-level of fuckin' bullshit by netflix... (but bill signed the contract, so w/e - hope he gets paid).

[@somerandomvideos645]

++++

[@SkinnyLegend1800]

ikr its like when porn videos cut before the cumshot outrageous

[@varva1470]

"Yeah, that cat you never met died." 😂 one of the many reasons I find him so funny.. he‘s so spot on.

[@mohitdaga2356]

Absolutely. I scrolled through to find this comment. 👌

[@cipher88101]

Lol no doubt "Sorry for your loss" a legend

[@deansnipah2895]

Thats how i feel whenever some rapper dies who i never heard of. 😂

[@ahabduennschitz7670]

This never happened but ok

[@JoeKing69]

Well yeah I mean it was a cute little kitty cat of course they’re sad. When you hear that a baby died do you have to know it personally in order to be sad about it? Bill was just screwing with people he understands the concept perfectly well.

[@punishedvenomsnake716]

Bill and Dave Chappelle are the best two comics out there right now. So funny

[@pappydan3035]

Arthur Morgan Facts.

[@ElijahW_]

Can’t forget John Mulaney either, stupid funny

[@Bigp1ke]

Agreed. And Andrew Schultz as well ...

[@SuperTheravada]

Sandijs Lidaks i was gonna comment that just now

[@patrickstar0212]

Aries Spears doesn't hold back either check him out

[@Pleiades00]

4:25 you can hear the Joker laughing in the audience

[@its_tru]

Lol I totally heard it

[@misterM718]

James Cox lml

[@1ma4ighter]

The joke within a joke. . . . 's comment section

[@sonofbatman5233]

Oh my God 😂😂😂

[@mohamedhanine5611]

Holy shit . Thank you sir

[@TomH2681]

I like how he makes a "turning wheel" motion when he says "well". Like he's pulling up a bucket.

[@justincoleman3805]

Hey Tom

[@Rorschak129]

When he says it's f**king dead ,did you see that too ?

[@andrescaiced4695]

Dude I fuckin DIED 😆

[@Triple_M]

Tom Hey I didn’t even pick up on that. 😂

[@RefrigeratedTP]

no one in the crowd noticed and i literally had to do a control+F to find someone talking about it. I fucking died laughing. He even gave them a second chance to see it LMAOOOO

[@atheistconservative6211]

Koko understood 1,500 English words and sign them. Cognition: when she ripped the sink and toilet off the wall, when asked about it she said "the kitten did that" 🤣

[@tiffariff]

Atheist Conservative maybe she was trying to say the kitten caused her to do that?

[@damn.1672]

Tiffany Miner Nah dude Koko absolutely loved her kittens I doubt she'd pin it on them

[@tiffariff]

patriots is raw no like she could have been trying to say that the kitten dying made her upset and that is what caused her to destroy the sink- but it got lost in translation or maybe her vocabulary was too small to properly say this.

[@FormedUnique]

Fairly certain she was saying she was upset that the kitten died that's why she did it. Not literally blaming the cat

[@atheistconservative6211]

@Default User and the kitten will serve more time than Hillary

[@Dylanschillin]

And the gorilla literally said and i quote "Bad... sad, i am sad"

[@doddsino]

After it said "Feed. Eat. Food." about a thousand times first, and once it started getting rewarded for giving the "correct" responses, only then did they start documenting it's behavior.

[@DeadPixel1105]

@@doddsino True. There's a lot of wildlife/gorilla experts in the world now that don't think Koko was as authentic as her trainers and caretakers made her out to be.

[@dr.seiffeiddine2891]

" that cat you never know , DIED " " I'm sorry for your LOSS " 😂

[@lulospawn]

"Well..." Makes sign of turning the handle of the well pulley. Fucking brilliant

[@SimonSimon-rn3tm]

Like attracts like: here's another plebeian foul-mouth.

[@Dmans000]

He's talking about Koko the gorilla, she's one of a kind. She also had a brother, Kevin, who had a 2500 word capacity but sadly died few years ago.

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

They also accidentally mated and had an inbred son named Cletus, who could only learn two signs, "Guns" and "Jesus" He died tragically young from auto-erotic asphyxiation

[@lycanbane2070]

@@Lucas_Jeffrey not the worst way to die

[@garyt4394]

@@Lucas_Jeffrey - Not his proudest fap?

[@BLAM5980]

Lucas Jeffrey :|

[@menasouvlaki3595]

One of a kind . There's more than one gorilla dude 😂

[@Javier_Jimenez71]

OMG!!!! The “it’s f@cking dead” sign was hilarious

[@itkojecockot]

yeah, I'm sure the gorilla understood it in that kinda context :D:D:D

[@tylershockley4277]

Fucking*

[@rubenhernandez8439]

dude i lost it on that part😂😂😂😂😂

[@sukhmandersingh4306]

@@itkojecockot i hope so

[@michaeleverson3801]

This was seriously one of the more genius bits I've ever seen. The sign language obviously isn't correct, but the audience can still relate and find it funny. Probably took a while to get all of the moves down, each little mannerism helps sell it.

[@JoeKing69]

Bill really knows how to use his nonverbals to punctuate his delivery. Having listened to his podcast without seeing his standup for so long I’d forgotten how good he was with his body language.

[@Nucky420]

That one guy screaming laughing at the end really got me.

[@ChipZilla69]

There is more. At one point the gorilla ripped the sink off the wall and when questioned blamed the kitten. I'm not even making it up.

[@FormedUnique]

It's likely Koko met that the kitten dying made her upset and that's why she ripper it out. Words get lost in translation she really wasn't blaming the kitten

[@michaelgibbons4297]

dickthedestroyer no this was when the cat was alive

[@yaboiyaboy9980]

I don't want to be that guy but i feel like the gorilla didn't actually say half the things attributed to it. There are transcripts of the gorilla talking about how it hopes the world isn't going to be destroyed or something, like complicated things and then you watch that videos and all it ever said was "food" and "hug"

[@ChipZilla69]

@@yaboiyaboy9980 shhhhh don't ruin it

[@sodeiku]

wow, so Koko had a layer, even better story

[@madabawi8879]

If the gorilla can learn sign language why cant Bill Burr?

[@shrig9116]

Man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leebonesniffer4170]

J C whooooosh?

[@kanishk2643]

Because they didn't give him a cat.

[@deazy6453]

Time.

[@ajaykalpalli7066]

He don't have to cuz he can fuckin talk 😅

[@muqlisqayumm]

I've heard this bit like a thousand times and its still funny till this day

[@seanc41556]

So why's it not funny today?

[@itsodysuss5305]

@@seanc41556 he meant funny to this day

[@TheCoolerChannel]

seanc41556 you beat me to it 👍

[@seanc41556]

@@itsodysuss5305 Obviously, I know what he meant. But I'm deciding to be a pedantic dick.

[@cynicalsayonara7169]

What was the punch line? Less I missed something this joke was cut short. Right?

[@JoshyHendoMan]

“ASK IT HOW MUCH IT CAN BENCH!” died laughing

[@xxstrider3188]

4:25 that laugh.

[@MrSage0011]

The joker was there

[@carloszaragoza619]

SHIT HAD ME DYING

[@navneetkaushik2482]

OMG that's the Joker !!!

[@Zesrii]

its so funny how the new Joker is already iconic, love it

[@ryan7228]

Really does sound like joker lmao

[@anon420anon]

Damn, I thought he would talk about Koko's reaction to losing the kitten. She got depressed and even cried and would call out to the cat at night. :'[

[@DeandreSteven]

@but why i dont think gorillas have the mechanisms to cry

[@memonk11]

Coco not only picked that kitten from a litter, she named it “all ball”. The whole thing was quite amazing.

[@paendabear21]

I feel like the cat didnt get run over, might just be another cover story from patterson. If the cat was that important to the gorilla you think the Researchers would take better care of the feline. But they were negligent enough to let it escape and get killed? I call bs, I think that there was foul play from patterson and this is just another cover story. If you saw a kitten was picked out and than subjected to being a reward for a Gorilla learning in a captive environment against their will as amazing you need to get a reality check. Those animals were abused Koko to the very last day, her "last message" to humanity was clearly a PR stunt where who knows how long Koko was forced to sign. I hate to burst your bubble but you got played by Patterson and the media cronies that made money off this abuse. I hope you can do the right thing and know that Koko was an abused animal to be the plaything of Patterson for her own monetary and societal gain. To the very last moment of Kokos life, sad that she could not be with other gorillas and stripped away from the social and natural interaction of her own kind.

[@antarcticorb9197]

So did all ball die?

[@Jion-c2e]

Coco didn't name anything. The whole coco the talking gorila thing was a scam, look it up. Coco was trained to do random signs, no one besides her trainer was able to "understand" it

[@memonk11]

@@Jion-c2e Sure thing Ivan.

[@epicwoad8999]

@@Jion-c2e source?

[@luca920]

4:25 THIS guy's laugh. Gift from the gods.

[@Puddin44]

That “Jesus” sigh with his hands out is so subtle yet genius

[@cipher88101]

"Yeah that cat you never met died" Soda spit all of the place...thanks Bill, that's why you're a legend.

[@BellaCiaoCinemaGaming]

cipher88101 “I’m sorry for your loss, I know you knew about it for all of 20 seconds” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@stephen523]

there is someone in the audience laughing like the joker. That laughter made me laugh the more. lol

[@TheTuubster]

Gorilla: "What is a car? What is dead?"

[@anon420anon]

Koko learned the words, she wouldnt just say random things. She knew was the things were even if she might not have understood the whole thing. Search Koko on youtube and you'll see.

[@nicholascarter9158]

She actually hit the zoo keeper with "what will happen to me when I die?"

[@merlynjep]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXvOiIZqqZmfZs0

[@robertarnold7187]

"Ask him how much can he bench." LOL

[@jthalford27]

His sign for Jesus went over that crowd's head😂😂

[@streetjustices1706]

Others comedians have nothing on this dude. He is the funniest man alive

[@Zl-mt2ry]

Bill is just the best, funniest man on earth and a Star Wars character with a great redemption story.

[@Sostthesaint]

Author fleck laughing at 2:43

[@tobeornottobe5611]

Holy shit, you're right! And this was recorded two years before Joker came out, so somewhere out there is a guy whose natural laugh is just like Arthur Fleck's laugh. I wanna meet this man.

[@Sostthesaint]

@@tobeornottobe5611 me to lol

[@at.kafasi.2123]

@@tobeornottobe5611 Dude you don't wanna meet that man

[@tobeornottobe5611]

@@at.kafasi.2123 Well, I certainly wouldn't wanna have him as a guest on my talk show, telling knock-knock jokes. That's for sure.

[@fadwab.5221]

So bill burr is Murray ? And he's going to invite the guy laughing to his podcast ?

[@ModeratelyAmused]

It's funny how Bill reacts to the crowd's reaction. He thinks they are reacting to the poor cat. I don't think I'm alone but since the story is about the gorilla, my first thought was how the gorilla would feel about never seeing the cat again.

[@Milkyshake117]

Fr my first thought was more like "oh shit"

[@viralityfactor987]

Bill's gorilla walk though 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@etanever9167]

This guy is just so pure oh my god I love it

[@volcryndarkstar]

He very isn't and that's why I love him

[@_k_n_]

Never thought I'd see someone call Bill pure

[@abc456f]

@@_k_n_ Maybe "real" would be a better term. He's so funny without even seeming to try to be. It's like a friend talking to you about shit and he's just hilarious.

[@nii_amart]

That cat you never met died. Hilarious 😂😂

[@TheAzureFlare]

I haven’t giggled that hard in a long time. Thanks Bill, that’s the best bit I’ve heard in a while

[@Threedog1963]

His sign language is as funny as the story.

[@EckoUntitl]

"Well"

[@Threedog1963]

I just noticed that one on this short clip. The full version on Netflix has more, but goes so fast, I missed it before.

[@bthull]

The sign language is the joke lol

[@RyanOelke]

Just realized Bill is cranking up a bucket from a water well when he starts the sign language saying 'well.....well'. That's commitment to a bit!

[@Ellefsen97]

He's talking about Koko, the gorilla. The videos about Koko has been my favorites on KZbin for the longest time and it's awesome that my favorite comedian talks about it

[@marciofilho9156]

Dude, I've always wondered how much a gorila could bench or deadlift! Glad to know I'm not alone. LMAO

[@j-l6913]

Andrew Schullz, Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle: The saviors of comedy

[@stevenporter7065]

Dont forget Fluffy!

[@tjs01ethi28]

@@stevenporter7065 jim jefferies

[@mrulizez12ify]

BRO YESSS, the big three. I’d include Louis ck

[@hurrifanc.3434]

I love Andrew but you're being really generous including him with those 2..it should be Louie Ck in there imo

[@johnlemon1977]

@@trendybistro Schulz is actually pretty damn good and is an improv king, but i get what you're saying... There's levels to this... I can also just imagine how great he'll be in the next 10 years or so

[@ladylizsworld9274]

Fisht it in a cut out the rest. I remember seeing that same documentary The gorilla cried crying and was signing crying. That documentary tripped me out. His interpretation of it was hilarious though. But Coco was amazing.

[@zeroxenos1309]

around the 17th time im watching this and still i lose it when he says "yeah that cat you never met died" 😂 absolute legend

[@SilverMustang920]

NETFLIX *WHY in the hell would you do that to Bill Burr?? To cut this bit before ending?* Come Onnn!! It is SOO unfair to any comedian!!!

[@aliking3030]

They want to pay for it. You know it's a business right?

[@Gebdoe]

Is it difficult to understand how previews and advertising works?

[@mohawmmadmahdi4618]

and to us 😑

[@EddiE8Darknight]

What was unfair was how dry the crowd was

[@odizza1688]

That lady's laugh in the background is the WORST.

[@dakotabeard3946]

292 people are still upset about "the cat they never knew" 😂😂😂😂

[@Hollowpoint762]

"Right before it lost consciousness the rats came at it" lol

[@alexwaikhom919]

4:25 the guy laughing..😂😂 can't. . breathe! 😂

[@UnkTob]

All that set up to set up the sign language of “it’s fucking dead”! LMAO! Brilliant! Bill Burr is a comedic genius!

[@HikoSeijuroXIII]

"Netflix Is A Joke" damn right it is for cutting off the bit before it ends.

[@nayeebG]

"Its fu**ing dead" Sign language of the century. 🤣🔥

[@marcoestebancarrionc]

0:36 His wife sounds awesome cus she watched the show with him instead of getting angry at being disturbed from sleep about a sign talking gorilla

[@williamkim8866]

if you like the sound of her she comes onto bills monday morning podcast sometimes. the dunamic they have is kinda weird but you can tell they still love each other despite holding a lot of conflicting viewpoints.

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

GORILLA: “Tell me about the rabbits, George.”

[@princesayoleasa]

Omg 😂😂it was stuck to the road whyyyy billl why

[@seoz87]

Thats how things are dude

[@stebandozer201]

"And its fucking dead." Hahaha the way he played it out

[@officialyoungny9395]

He was talking about Koko and koko actually loved cats her favorite book was the three little kittens and unfortunately koko died in her sleep in 2018 R.I.P Koko 🦍 💕

[@deadstick8624]

When he thrusted forward, that's when I lost it. LOL

[@ardavanmanzouri1228]

That hysterical laughing at the end.

[@kutlwanomogale2422]

"Ask it how much it can bench" 😂😂 I didn't die🤣🤣😭

[@Pumpkin0_0]

This was comedy gold. Goodness gracious, from start to finish I almost died laughing. xD

[@theforevermachine]

This guy riffs jazz with the audience on such a natural level - it’s so much fun to watch him glow with excitement every time he gets the opportunity to fuck with them

[@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness]

It's amazing that for the first third of this he isn't even talking about something that's inherently funny, he's just saying it in a funny way and it's great.

[@jayyyzeee6409]

"...it's **thrusting** f*ckin' dead." That was **thrusting** f*ckin' funny as f*ck!

[@TheProductiveProcrastinator]

4:04, that's an interesting shape the light is casting between his legs...

[@evarwilliams]

🤣🤣🤣🤣...that last line killed me..😅

[@vaportibaby]

You should post the helicopter bit, it's his best one

[@CountArtha]

That one guy in the background laughing himself breathless just makes it a hundred times funnier.

[@naman6087]

Ladies and Gentlemen, The origin story of Harambe.

[@AXIOSEDITZ]

That dude was laughing his ass off at the end😂 of the

[@ludmillagutomo]

audience: "aaaaaw.." bill burr: "yeah..that cat you never met died"

[@ludmillagutomo]

@Super Otter 2 👐

[@ludmillagutomo]

@@pfalky2k calm down..i laughed at that part too. that's just so bill burr 😂😂😂

[@bodhiyoga9465]

One of the best stand up bits I’ve ever heard ☺️👍🏻 Brilliant ❤️ !

[@mabbescobar2726]

How dare u cut it right when he’s about to say the Gorilla’s reaction 😳

[@alexcrawford5350]

1:04 I like his good impersonation of a gorilla’s body language!

[@chevytracker]

Is no one going to talk about the hyena in my right earbud?

[@xmayhem2299]

Bro the ending to this made me laugh so hard thank you for that I haven't laughed that hard in a while lol Bill Burr is a legend

[@tristantriton8115]

This man needs an animated series off his comedy sets. only a few online so far.

[@FlameDevily]

What? There’s 3 seasons of F is for family

[@NoName-te7vo]

It's 🤜🏼🤛🏼(fuckin) dead. That sign language man..!! I'm fuckin dead, laughing.

[@MrHarumakiSensei]

I'm interested in how you get a kitten back from a gorilla that wants to keep it.

[@jeremybr2020]

Only Bill Burr could say the words "...[the kitten] it's fucking dead." And then we crack up laughing our asses off. lolol

[@GrizzlyWin]

Anyone else notice the Joker laugh in the background?

[@Dubbadizzo86]

That guy laughing his ass off at the end killed me!

[@TheShortYautja]

In other words they killed the cat to see how the gorilla would react to death

[@laurenm7669]

They already knew how Koko reacted to death. She told them all about when poachers came in and killed the other members of her tribe. It was all so seriously heartbreaking .

[@sharkybate7115]

Bill Burr's sign language for "fucking dead" killed me

[@olkid]

Bill Purr

[@knightsfb32]

Bill's smile as he says" and it got hit by a car" lmao

[@kshitiz.maurya]

He did the “well” two times for the dumb audience and they still didn’t get it...

[@ЛилияРенова-ф2б]

I don't get it :(

[@bernardblack3124]

@@ЛилияРенова-ф2б "Well" as in the place where you get water. I think the word is "колодец" in Russian, if that helps.

[@ЛилияРенова-ф2б]

@@bernardblack3124 thank you!

[@warrenjensen4670]

@@ЛилияРенова-ф2б His hand gesture is winding the bucket up from the water well. He had to do it twice and the audience still didn't get it.

[@aiydanf]

...what do you mean? Pretty sure people laughed at it

[@anouarbagent2511]

how can 600 people dislike this pure genius at work .

[@kaisa6849]

am still feeling sad about that cat :c

[@timhallas4275]

The punch line is: the gorilla signs "OK, can I have a puppy next?"

[@backgroundnoiselistener3599]

Bill is the most loved comedian because he has the balls to say things that all of us thinks but can't say because it "offends people".

[@matsikorashid8295]

I don't know sign language too but that "fuckin' dead" at the end nooo😂😂😂

[@LordArrack1]

I gotta say something... With all those streaming sites you have now, I'm not gonna switch Netflix with any of them. For one reason - Netflix is unapologetic. Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle and such. That's the least I could do to support sanity in this mad world.

[@tristurner8256]

“Because it’s a FUCKING gorilla” I don’t know why I find this so funny

[@SSBMA1994]

So what was the gorrilla's response? Complete the story!

[@anon420anon]

Look up Koko the gorilla. Its who he was talking about. She was quite famous. But sadly Koko got extremely sad and even cried. Koko, would call out to the kitten at night when she was a lone. :'[

[@jaredsaindon]

Love the Salacious Crumb laugh at the kitten joke!!!!

[@usamamuhammadismail3324]

Searching on KZbin: "gorilla has a pet kitten "

[@robdewberry2587]

that's hilarious! and to think, somebody will 😂

[@Primalxbeast]

I'm surprised that you haven't heard of Koko, she was born in 1971. Her kitten's name was All Ball. Koko died last year.

[@robdewberry2587]

Primalxbeast I’ve heard of the gorilla, but that wasn’t what made what he said funny, what was funny was, imagining what would happen if someone searched, “gorilla had a pet kitten” on the internet b/c I’m sure the results would be some crazy stuff that has nothing to do with Koko - that was what was funny😂

[@usamamuhammadismail3324]

@@Primalxbeast I've heard the name koko, slipped my mind though.

[@usamamuhammadismail3324]

@@robdewberry2587 Hahahahhahahahhahaha yes.

[@zulusmith]

The way Bill punctuates comments with "You know?" gets me EVERY time.

[@PopePreeefy]

If you want to continue where this video ended and have netflix... 1 hour and 1 minute into this special (link to it in the description).

[@Janus54]

Ty my man

[@Beastking1107]

,,I am sorry for your loss" ahaha