Bill Burr & Nia - Mediterranean Sea / Sharks

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[@timekeep3r]

lol nia in the back "pppuusssyyyy"

[@lhaviland8602]

"There's gay people and they dive sometimes" has to be one of my all-time favorite out of context Bill quotes.

[@nicebluejay]

"there are gay people and they dive sometimes" LOL

[@Craydlin]

“You know, that’s really mean. That’s not supportive” 😂😂

[@grmasoniv]

You two are a whole mood! Together you’re hilarious!

[@lhaviland8602]

That Elevator tangent had me dying lol.

[@wingman-1977]

Untz it is too late.

[@burpostockings]

I once got my arm caught in an elevator door and havent trusted them since

[@treyfulcher5413]

Anytime he does a European accent i know i’m about to piss my pants laughing

[@jackmurphymusic]

ayo Nia I love when Bill lists sharks

[@brodywise4750]

4:29 I laughed for minutes at Nia. Minutes

[@kaleolearn2078]

Brody Wise 😂

[@macdogg15]

Bill can never stay on topic. He goes from sharks, then to the olympics, then to gay swimmers, and then to fascism.

[@ETAlnes]

IDK, makes sense to me, the Nazi's hosted the Olympics and Sharks are natural predators who prey on the general public, so do Nazi's.

[@IzkAndrew]

@@ETAlnes nice

[@johnindigo5477]

Adhd probably?

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

As an italian it's cute to hear Bill and Nia appreciating the Amalfi's coast. Total tourist trap🤣 but it is wonderful

[@MrCube17]

11:13 Nia's greatest comment of all time.

[@upcoming3341]

@ Fuck your own face Operation Agatha.

[@tutifrutisfunny]

@@upcoming3341 pretty sure they were being sarcastic but ok

[@davidlibran757]

Operation Agatha If you like Bill show some fucking respect to his wife. Douche bag

[@egeerdem8272]

nah she is a moron, people listen to this shit cuz of Bill's mad but sometimes insightful ramblings, not because of that boring bitch

[@lotaryguy12]

@@egeerdem8272

[@BrosephTincans]

Nia: "What are you talking about?" Exactly!

[@doommuffinz5276]

😂 "i must break you"

[@BlitzkriegRap]

hahah I'm from Croatia and that russian accent sound nothing like us haha

[@TheHehe1223]

"Wooo sexy mother fucka" LMAO 4:18

[@asapmick]

"whats he gotta do blow a guy on the platform" lmaoo

[@ericortiz3474]

Nia is the only guest I like.

[@carrnil]

11:36 *Ged oudda de waada*

[@wulfclaw4921]

"Whad does he gotta blow a guy on the platform !!" ...... Nia's..girlfriend ...wooooooo Hahahahaha. She was pervin !!

[@IAmRevan92]

Shark : i must eat human! The West: swim for your life! Eastern Europe : i must break you!

[@ol2510]

as an eastern european I approve this comment

[@petrasawyer1438]

hahahahahhaha "That`s cause they`re so fucking macho, they probably tried to fight the thing." Well greetings from Croatia :* You have an audience here also

[@JustAgreekPassing]

I lived in Greece and sharks are extremely rare (especially in my area), but when I reach that point where the water forms a cascade that drops instantly into blind darkness. I fear somethings just going to swim out of there head first, with me just catching the silhouette before I'm as good as bait

[@themax2848]

Get those flippers and go fast

[@ghayath2011]

It’s hard working out 🏋️‍♀️ while listening to Bill’s podcasts 😂

[@wingman-1977]

Just don’t bench press while Freckles is on.

[@accountemail9712]

@@wingman-1977 😂

[@therenegadeinfluencer]

Nia: "Nobody cares about you listing off a list of sharks in the Mediterranean" Me: *Googling a list of sharks in the Mediterranean because apparently no one is interested...*

[@MrJchristopher7]

Croatian here and I never thought about sharks when swimming ever. We don't really get those anywhere near most places. Also Dolph Lundgren? Lol😂

[@mhernandez1345]

As soon as they started talking i was hoping they would say which sharks were there so yes i actually did enjoy the list of sharks

[@sheilasweeney1479]

“Little twizlers in the air” lol

[@wulfclaw4921]

Nia, Can you zip up your luggage again...Bill shhhh

[@Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent]

I'll listen to Bill and Nia before Ethan and Hila

[@KB-nz6bv]

AGREED

[@vitocorleone1462]

Aaah you're in the Amalfi Coast. I've been there and swam in the ocean and sharks didn't even cross my mind. The again I'm from Australia

[@MrJabroney]

...To be true Croatian man,one must dive into the great Adriatic sea and fight a great white shark while singing the national anthem,for that is the way of our people....

[@vuksgitau]

Friend don't go down this comment section, it's depressing.

[@mostHumblePersonAlive]

Best advice I've seen this morning.

[@pianospawn1]

I went to Malta, years back, and they were selling pictures of the biggest White Shark caught in the area. Needless to say, the thing was fucking enormous. I didn't go swimming.

[@astonishedhoplite2510]

Ok I've watched bill burr for years now. How did I only find out about how podcast? This is fucking hilarious.. Wtf haha

[@codyleslie478]

I grew up in Croatia and yea they can be pretty tough!

[@MsLeoLady813]

Tafro! New classic!

[@caseyferguson6076]

I've been listening to you for many years I think you really do care for people like us the no names lol

[@hawtchico2010]

Nature boy Rick flair wooooooo!

[@KarloVukosic]

Bill should come to Croatia :O , i know a guy who went in Amsterdam for his show from Croatia, I was even thinking about it but it was expensive trip as fuck

[@scottsantos6506]

The sea is the ocean

[@GalickGun]

Trace laychay cake LMAO

[@UncaTammyShow]

Nia was right lol the shark listing was kinda boring

[@Bolt99K]

Couldn’t disagree more. That was the most interesting part.

[@gmoney7xbetter478]

I found it informative

[@CYMotorsport]

Zipper/ packing noises made me angry but Bill is funny enough I got over it

[@anderspan1226]

I've got the sharky phobia too, but bill, white sharks attack for below as well

[@nostromoau]

Turns out there was more than Germany Japan and Italy fighting on that side but the other countries keep very quiet about it and hope nobody mentions them.

[@darrylgillard1400]

The diver was alex bauman

[@lucidstargirl]

0:44 did bill say menstruating sea??? LOL

[@tdvcyt2534]

No...?

[@HFFCANADA]

Just getting heckled in ur own house must be tough.

[@wingman-1977]

How to survive a start attack? Stay on the land Never have truer words been spoken.

[@KillerCornMuffin]

Sounds like you might have thalassophobia, welcome to the club!

[@angelcruz7184]

Dominican LMFAOOOOOO

[@mikefriend1514]

Never been bitten by a shark in European waters but I did have a lift try and savage me here in the UK. It was a Swiss made Schindler lift which is weird because I thought Switzerland was neutral.

[@interestedlen8823]

Ah, yes, the harrowing "Schindler's Lift". You'll cry, you'll be moved - vertically! ;)

[@lubbock7703]

I Think the sea 2 shining sea was a American patriotic song in a 4st grade sing along

[@gamingsfinest1]

9:25

[@sfincione2000]

Ah, so where were they? Capri, Sardinia or further south? Salento, Naples somewhere that area. I can just imagine Bill's house after this holiday. It'll be full of lemon patterned played hanging on the walls. Muhahah

[@DefneDance]

People swim all across the coastlines, and jump from boats in open water. The 1 person per 1,5 years is going to be one of them. (I'm talking to myself here, i swim in the sea all paranoid too)

[@sheilasweeney1479]

😬Noooo screaming. Owwwww!🙉

[@Mystogen995]

Bill, idk why you seemed so tilted by Hammerheads. Their mouths can't position properly to grab on, or hurt you in a deep way.

[@sadiaansari4574]

Lol it’s the Mediterranean Ocean not the Mediterranean Sea. So much for his theory 😂 😂 Edit: I’m a moron

[@caseyferguson6076]

Nia is a undercover freak.lol.bill, am I wrong.

[@gtguy181]

I like how Bill turns the argument around and upsidown. Fascist! Ha

[@saeedgnu]

I would love to be a one in a million who is eaten by a shark, but I can't swim and I hate to suffocate to death and have germophobia and hate to be on a crawded beach, so that shark opportunity is lost for me.

[@Experiment53.]

But Dolph Lundgren is swedish

[@Jay-dp5wp]

Is he?

[@GeneraleRam]

I'm pretty sure that there are no sharks in the Mediterranean sea... Italian here

[@dallassylvestre7209]

Suns out clams out. Actually I’d rather listen to Bill

[@privateprivate2268]

👍

[@colinquigley60]

turn the reverb down (til ya can barely notice at all), too much frickin reverb ya connect the dots - skinned bleepin bleeper

[@PoisonousPen]

Bill full on has Thalassophobia.

[@jayslavick]

How old is Nia?

[@jdelgadosegovia]

Derrick Hart 10 years younger than him

[@daks84]

She's like 40/41 and has been with Bill since she was 25.

[@karljonson3287]

No sharks here in Croatia wtf? Yeah there is every like 10 years.

[@NoLeadsEnt]

I love how gullible woman are. Parrot what's said like the wind was their friend ;) you lucky red head, she loves ya though !

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

Did he just call English people tough?

[@sebastiandiaconu1221]

I mean, they used to be at some point in history.

[@ValiantKnight7983]

hey nia, sharks are interesting. you aren't

[@Whattheflyingfuxk]

I love bill but it was deffo boring

[@TheNumberOneGuy]

And on another segment of "things Nia knows nothing about but still has to give her opinion on because she's a woman"...

[@cypher1419]

What are you talking a about? That's literally Bill twice a week.

[@theMondayMorningPodcastClips]

Hahaha!

[@TheNumberOneGuy]

Cypher1 Bill knows a lot about plenty of subjects, and him talking about them on the MMPC is just transcribing them for the simple folk.

[@charlierussell919]

i think its funny with them too,

[@esfitnesspro2455]

Nia thinks everyone wants to her her voice as much as she does

[@billbilly8420]

Nia ruins everything

[@BlueEnamelBrewCrew]

Nia just isn't very funny