Bill Cipher Personal Injury Hotline (All Options)

[@Aveilas11]

Alex Hirsch wants to make a game so bad

[@nightcatssketchbook]

Now I want him to make a game so bad. That would actually be so sick

[@joaopedrofritz2656]

Yes

[@venti2569]

I also want him to make a game

[@applesource8261]

He already made a giant ARG and treasure hunt all over the world. And there already is a gravity falls game so i guess he succeded.

[@venti2569]

@@applesource8261 whats an ARG??

[@personman2454]

Bro when I first called it all it was was him laughing. He already knew I was in pain.

[@Cherry_soda0-o]

Same

[@cyclops8238]

Yeah I just called it and he laughed at me and then told me that I owe him $9.99

[@Theanimationguy-k6u]

​@@cyclops8238what if I don't pay him?

[@venti2569]

How do you get him to not just laugh at your pain tho

[@sutapa2645]

@@venti2569it only says this sometimes

[@abstractcognizance]

"are you being crushed to death under the weight of your own miserable failure? Well, press 6" Oh we know that one is just targeted

[@Pixelusually]

I don't get it?

[@plushcentric]

​@@Pixelusually Six. Sixer. Ford

[@Pixelusually]

@@plushcentric oh

[@ellaywillslay]

OH MY GOSH

[@Byrdffv]

@@plushcentric OH MY GOD

[@ThatGFFAN]

You can hear Alex having fun with this.

[@Groot4-cu2pr]

Yeah For Real 😮👓👌

[@thememeqween]

:D yoooo! found u!

[@Void_gamr]

I'm subbed to you!

[@LostSoulSilver]

So glad that Alex seems to be on better terms with Disney now and can do more stuff like this

[@lunarialoonatic]

@@LostSoulSilverhe’s doing it all on his own. But he made it clear in a con he will never work with Disney again. So unfortunately i doubt there will be another gravity falls unless Disney gives up rights

[@YTCat123]

“My pain is finally over” and then the music starting again fucking got me

[@DinoRicky]

N I’m sorry 4 u

[@PLANETSETH2]

N!!!

[@YTCat123]

@@PLANETSETH2 YES

[@TwiztidCrypt]

hey wait a minute

[@YTCat123]

@@TwiztidCrypt ?

[@duckdabro5954]

"Remember to look neither ways before crossing the street!" is so incredibly funny to me and i dont know why

[@lapielazoolie]

Probably because jaywalking feels like the rebellious thing to do after having the opposite saying pushed onto you since childhood

[@rampagingelephant7353]

I thinks funnier when you realize Disney might’ve had to approve that. The Mouse ok with us possibly getting run over.

[@notchpoodles5864]

“Are you hurt? GOOD!”

[@doctornsilver3882]

"To hear these options again, Die and Reincarnate." Lmao

[@RideAlongUSA]

1:16 "that'll be $9.99 😃" This is why I love the sadistic nacho that is Bill Cipher

[@AmethystVlogs34]

Do I have to pay $9.99. I called 3 times today.

[@Tsusagi]

It might be Alex Hirsch’s way to barely get 666 without Disney chewing him out

[@notchpoodles5864]

@@AmethystVlogs34yes. We must all pay our dues to the nacho god

[@notchpoodles5864]

Me from six days ago was totally right

[@Dart-Monke]

The "suffering under the weight of your own failures" being Six is so petty

[@cxtrxne]

omg 😭

[@drownedzephyr]

rip sixer

[@notchpoodles5864]

Why did I️ know that was directed at Gifted Children Burnout

[@mediocreclementine7649]

If you click 6,7, 8, 3, 8 (or some other random combo?) on the initial 1-2 menu, it says something to the effect of "well, arent you a clever one? Something something pledge your soul to bill cipher" before offering you a voicemail box.

[@cookimaus1]

can you record a clip of that? All i get is bill laughing at me and then hanging up

[@wilting.leaves]

​@@cookimaus1 if you click 618 at the beginning you get it

[@senak9577]

It js hangs up when I do it:/

[@senak9577]

@@wilting.leavesOH I JS GOT IT THATS SO COOL

[@venomfan2020]

​@@wilting.leaves nice

[@yeeyeeyeeye]

This might be some of the best marketing for a book I have ever seen

[@LARADEKA]

Alex Hirsch has gone beyond our mortal dimensions. Bro even laughed at us.

[@Theanimationguy-k6u]

2:05 I never heard Bill laugh that hard before vut hearing him laugh again just genuinely makes me happy

[@littletowns31415]

The hotline sure does works like a charm!

[@MinersLoveGames]

This captures Alex's unique sense of humor so perfectly.

[@heavenlydusk]

Alex's? we all know he's possessed by bill

[@realCharaO]

2:20 Bro imagine your name is actually Gus, and you pressed 4. That would be terrifying

[@MangoGtaglol]

Not kidding my name is Gus

[@jackmusic5994]

@@MangoGtaglolSorry Gus

[@MangoGtaglol]

@@jackmusic5994 😭

[@Quillow0]

i have a unique name so i never hear it anywhere, but my dad always called me gus, so hearing that scared me

[@awsomerykster1097]

“Sorry Gus” 😳

[@milesmcdonald7883]

Who was Gus?

[@crangejo]

​@@milesmcdonald7883it must be referring to the Mayan deity of agony and revenge (so it means we are getting a new season!!!!! And bill will be back), its original full name is "GusBig Chun"

[@sagelyn9723]

Actually I think when he says Gus he is referring to Gus Burnside (a park ranger who went missing) who is from the Oregon Parks Dept. analog horror (its a channel on KZbin!) which is I believe is canonically associated with Gravity Falls and includes a lot of references to it and Bill! I suggest checking it out!

[@ngs212]

@@sagelyn9723the analog horror is fan made. It’s only based on the Instagram and Twitter about Gus, which is associated with the series.

[@Autumn-fk4fo]

@@crangejo “it means we are getting a new season”? that sounds like speculation to me, I’m not believing anything like that until it’s fully confirmed

[@Purpie_Slurpie]

1:46 this feels like a deeper read into what makes Bill tick. He sees the injustice and cruelty of the multiverse and copes with it by attempting to inflict more pain onto others, thus feeling more in control of his own reality. Could just be gravity falls brainrot but I don't think it's out of the question

[@ComedyMcFamigo-74638]

Truly very purely realistic

[@ComedyMcFamigo-74638]

Truly purely Discover

[@ComedyMcFamigo-74638]

Truly purely discoverd comment

[@gnoot50]

i truly discovered this comment

[@ComedyMcFamigo-74638]

@@gnoot50 honestly as well too

[@Woomykid80]

I got completely jumspcared by pressing two, he did his talk and then i pressed one, assuming it would go back to whatever the other option was, i then heard him start thanking me for killing him and was very confused, i called back and just heard bill laughing so i thought he was just dead now

[@Gaming_S0ul536]

I made the contact name “👁️” and the background a creepy black and white picture of Bill just for some extra fun

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

👁‍🗨 is a lil spookier icon

[@Gaming_S0ul536]

@@DigitizedGalaxyAlt Good point, good point. I’ll change it thx

[@orionskittles]

i should've done something creative like that. mine is just "bill cipher hotline"

[@Enderwaveslay]

"Sorry Gus" NOOO poor gus bro One thing I notice (in the book of bill), is when Ford said he tried everything to destroy the book (including burning it), it just came back. But as soon as Gus burns it/tries to destroy it one time HE GOES MISSING Bill is favoring Ford fr omg😭

[@Era_Playz255]

when is he not favouring Ford lmao 😭

[@Enderwaveslay]

@@Era_Playz255 fr tho

[@sagelyn9723]

I think for the press 4 option, when Bill says “Sorry Gus” he is referring to Gus Burnside from the Oregon Parks Dept. channel on KZbin that has an analog horror series in which Gus Burnside is a ranger that went missing. I believe that channel is canonically associated with Gravity Falls bc it makes many references to it and the Book of Bill!

[@blastlightstar]

the youtube is fanmade

[@sagelyn9723]

@@blastlightstar oh ok my bad then lol

[@SparrowofSong]

The Oregon Parks Dept _Twitter_ is official, though. Alex was using that to market the book of bill

[@blastlightstar]

^

[@sagelyn9723]

@@SparrowofSong kk 👍

[@pizzanarwhalisntpossessed]

Why is he just laughing at me and sayin*it’s 9.99$?

[@ThirdyMeowy]

means the line is busy!

[@SnicketMcGidgette]

Also $9.99 is a Alex Hirsch way to get around saying "666" without pissing off Disney

[@Smiledudeishere]

Same

[@ooliecat]

he doesn't just give out laughs for free

[@emersynpipe4036]

1:03 Pov: The cashier remembers a really funny joke they heard earlier

[@NeatHorizon5014]

This is literally me lol

[@chrismack32]

Press two to go back to the main menu! 🙂 This is what gets me 😂

[@CertifiedSirPentiousSimp]

Why didn’t bill just laugh? Thats the only thing I hearx

[@SamONellaKrummlauf]

*Presses one and then six cutely*

[@lea9759]

2:04 wait so if 4 means you are on fire.. and Bill says "sorry Gus" at the end.. DOES THAT MEAN GUS HAS BEEN BURNED ALIVE BY BILL?

[@RewindT1ME]

I mean Gus did attempt to burn the book

[@lea9759]

@@RewindT1ME FOR GOOD REASONS

[@RewindT1ME]

@@lea9759 TRUE BUT IT WOULD BE SO IRONIC IF HE GOT BURNED IN RETURN. Chances are though, given the missing poster having the eyes covered, Bill escaped and Gus is probably possessed.

[@Biwiz]

​@@RewindT1MEwho is gus?

[@Cress_Joku]

@@BiwizThe Oregon Parcs Dept ranger

[@RipCeno-b8n]

Alex must have a lot of intrusive thoughts

[@WooperGamerYT]

Waiting on that low quality music brought me back to the one time I was on hold for two hours while trying to get an internship at a pizza place. I was in a dark room while alone. Hold music never fails to put me right back in that cold dark room. Thanks Bill!

[@rainbowrain1042]

Sixty degrees that come in threes. Watches from within Birch trees. Saw his own dimension burn. Misses home and can’t return. Says he’s happy He’s a liar. Blame the arson for the fire. If he wants to shirk the blame, He’ll have to invoke my name. One way to absolve his crime. A different form, a different time

[@Queen_Bread]

This is the most elaborate amazing ad ever

[@soulangea]

my pain is from not being able to get the book, so thanks bill! hearing your laugh did make me feel better ^-^

[@smartyezzz]

'"more, more delicious agony!" you cry.' masochists are canon in gravity falls

[@TheAbsoluteCYNical]

Wow (I found this from Reddit). 2:18 RIP Gus. 4:04 4:19 LORE 4:54 welp :P That’s cool!

[@kiricappuchin]

"Do you GUZZLE from the GOBLET of your own sweet misery?" lmfao

[@FormallyHannah]

Also when you press both 1 and 2 in the beginning it cuts to the killing him ending.. that’s how discovered

[@urae4547]

1:23 actually I do feel better now thanks

[@H3LL_TALK3R]

I called and it was just a creepy bill cipher laugh and bro said it would be 999

[@thedeaddesignation]

If you type 618 you get a message

[@LandonDillman]

Is that a reference to TON 618, the most massive black hole?

[@thedeaddesignation]

@@LandonDillman no, it is a reference to experiment 618, or The Quantum Destabilizer

[@lambao9724]

it's his birthday

[@thedeaddesignation]

(that too)

[@FlapackandGregsPS5]

do i type it at the beginning when he asks if you are in pain?

[@rimfire8217]

This franchise always goes so hard

[@brainrotbiatch]

i bet alex had a real fun time with this

[@teresa_isei]

4:04 That sounds like something from Welcome to Night Vale lol

[@Xyxian-sage]

WTNV mention? :D

[@thatdovick29]

alex hirsch really telling me to die and be re-incarnated to hear options on which way i am currently suffering

[@haloo_haybay]

Poor Gus 😢

[@standardhuman8675]

that gus line. im going to cry

[@MarioEG14]

August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe

[@Hervoo]

I just love this kind of Humor Alex Hirsch and Portal 2 has, it's beautiful comedy 😂

[@FideoHumano]

It always cracks me up when his voice echoes in the end when he says "My pain is finally over"

[@michaelfranklin6340]

4:43 the way his voice fades and the music stops scares me

[@zarqie]

“Press one to end my misery.. Press two to go back to the main menu!”

[@RankUpTubee]

I haven't had data in 2 weeks this is the first thing I saw when I got my data back

[@LiveLaughFnaF]

The Discord is going crazy about all these numbers lol

[@AXCVgames]

“That'll be $9.99” -Bill Cipher

[@rabbit0664]

Oh man I love this. He's having so much fun with this.

[@rowan404]

Wait, did it get updated? I didn’t get an automated menu; I just got Bill laughing at me.

[@FormallyHannah]

No, that’s just the voice mail thing they didn’t answer ur call

[@sabrinawelsh3543]

It doesn't need you to press the buttons anymore. It knows. IT KNOWS ALL.

[@orionskittles]

yeah that's what i've gotten every time too

[@Gaming.Gamer.]

My throat is hurting from laughter and it's hard to breathe right now but this was wort watching the whole video!

[@nathanvalley7269]

Got this recommendation while in the hospital… spooky.

[@Bvnkszn]

I swear if I call and hear “some sunny day” I’m hanging up Immediately.

[@Wolvenstorm-5271]

Alex Hirsch is way too funny for everything he does for some reason.

[@Omori-uhh]

"Hi, and welcome to the bill cipher *vanishes* " ah yes. The main menu indeed

[@CertifiedSirPentiousSimp]

It’s only bill laughing at me😭😭😭

[@austincaldwell4258]

I discovered this yesterday but couldn’t figure out how to record it

[@poptown34]

i ended up using my laptop to record while i called and was on speaker

[@eurystheusoftiryns7992]

I feel like there's a reason why SIX is that option,and the way he says it as "Well" while laughing

[@conall5779]

We all pressed 6 and you know it

[@GameJam230]

I never got options, it just went straight to the laughing as soon as I called every time, not sure why.

[@sillymothz]

this must’ve been so fun to make :) also must’ve been fun to play, too!! :)

[@RedBroski]

It's just laughter now when I called it. Weirdly enough did make me feel SLIGHTLY better because of how funny it was. I'm recovering from surgery, lol.

[@Hammy-s2k]

When I call it it just plays bills laugh

[@OneBrokenEgg]

Best marketing for a book

[@cameronunruh8234]

I called it he charged it for 9.99

[@MoiveGuy24]

I just called it and it was just Bill cipher laughing and then he says that will be 9.99 then the phone hangs up lol

[@Maritroll]

Something tells me that there is a special meaning in this message, even a sinister one.

[@Yesenn]

My favourite part is "To hear these options again, die and then be reincarnated."

[@vortex7926]

This sounds like it could be Spampton dialogue

[@BroDieselMac]

I actually tried the number, It's actually works!!

[@grxpplerz]

for me it says the number got banned, does it still work for u?

[@BroDieselMac]

​@@grxpplerz not anymore I tried it again yesterday.

[@Picklegobbler3000]

I called it and it’s just Alex laughing

[@theshadowcaverns]

ngl that's actually cool

[@Emily-rd4kh]

I feel so much better after Bill laughed at my problems!

[@Bill-the_allseeing_dorito]

Your welcom but... where qre my 9,99$

[@Trafficallity]

4:27 August 12th 2036

[@Vorixian]

Yes I am in pain!

[@kandi3d_kism3sis]

bro i called and all i got was him laughing and then him saying “that’ll be 9.99” IT HUNG UP AFTER 😞😞😞😞

[@Pamsworld813]

Yo same but it’s cool

[@venomfan2020]

I called this number yesterday 😂 Even saved it to my contacts

[@savanna6243]

We all pressin' six

[@KezKaz]

when i called it from the uk it said i was a scam number

[@bruhandthemoments7445]

Yeah you have to call from VOIP or some other app that does international calls, had to pay like 30p to call bill cipher LOL

[@CasperWasHere118]

I just called it, all I got was maniacal laughter and then "that'll be $9.99" and then hangs up. I then also laughed maniacally 😂😂😂

[@Lakesid]

how does he do the laugh bro i can’t even do a normal fake laugh

[@willthescrub5753]

We live in a society ah laugh

[@gl0rp]

evil witch type of cackle bro

[@M-art124]

I called it and he just laughed for like 15 sec then said “that will be 9.99”

[@yuarentlucky]

OH GOD GUS IS ACTUALLY DEAD.

[@yuarentlucky]

I love the amount of existential horror put into this.

[@apachelol]

I'm in pain and not in pain

[@samgloria9237]

DONT CALL BILL C IPHER AT 3AM!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!1! (KICKED OUT!??!??!?1\!!?) TW:emotional 😢

[@lil_beans15]

ill press 6

[@CattySketch]

This may actually be apart of the lore because Bill Cipher is aware of the fact that Gravity Falls is fictional and is playing a part in it.

[@JamesWilson1768-ye1mx]

Press two and just before the end of them talking press one

[@JamesWilson1768-ye1mx]

You’ll find the disturbing one

[@Mupp225]

Imagine if someone didn’t know this was a fake law firm

[@kidfrenzy2273]

I wonder why seven is not different but 4 is

[@immtnnn]

This is why I love GF

[@3ab05]

я в шоке, Алекс Хирш чертов гений

[@onestrangefeather]

Ok so after a bit of trying the hotline I found out that only in every three times you dial you will be able to reach the hotline any other try will just have bill cipher laughing and asking you to pay 9.99 lol Edit: ok so it might be different for everyone else You just need to dial the hotline multiple times to reach it

[@hudsonross420]

How do I get the actual hotline then

[@onestrangefeather]

@@hudsonross420 just dial the number 3 different times that should work

[@not-actually-that-creative]

It happened for me but it wasn't three times. I think it's just random chance.

[@onestrangefeather]

Ohh ok

[@orionskittles]

i've called it wayyyyy more than three times and i still can't get to the options 😭

[@alittlerayofdarkness6118]

He just laughed at me and said "That will be $9.99!"