Bill Cosby - Brain damage

[@ImMeSoEatCake]

a man who knew how to be funny, with out swearing every other word, and while being relatable :)

[@deotic]

imagine relating to Bill Cosby

[@TySoVm]

​@deotic This comment was pre rape charges. Let's be fair.

[@v-town1980]

​@@TySoVmWell, if you're going to blame today's white people on conquering the US, then we can blame the actual rapist.

[@HughMungus4655]

surely the hallmark of a moral person, right? a guy who swears as much as eddie murray is a much less moral person than bill cosby

[@debraperry5859]

They didn’t allow swear words on tv 7 according to George Carlin.

[@amandapiller6626]

Reading about kids eating laundry pods, I immediately thought of 'That's BRAIN DAMAGE!'

[@MrVariant]

It's milkcrate running TikTok challenges now lol

[@juliereminiec4937]

Nah..That's curiousity that may kill the cat syndrome There also is the problem with the mother leaving the laundry pods container open

[@dannygreen592]

It's Darwinism!

[@RaymondStarkes]

This routine is still hilarious in 2018

[@dickmarx1298]

Absolutely timeless

[@cathyjenkins3926]

Still hilarious in 2021

[@383jpark]

December of 2023.

[@Radentstwo]

July 2024

[@bonniebickett4520]

My Mom had quite a few of Bill's albums when I was growing up. We cried laughing. It's comedy, not a judgement call people!

[@sLim88CPC]

Angry mob decided, tribalism is the new trend, dark ages and witch hunt is the progressiveness. :D Even Bill could not make such a parody, as that metoo bs made. Hands down. :)

[@andybub45]

"Having a little trouble huh son?" I lost it

[@Olivia-sk8iv]

Upsetting that he let his demons take control of him. His comedy was hilarious!

[@SegaDream131]

I used to have this on cassette tape as a child. Needless to say I know this whole "himself" bit by heart. And its still funny to me. Lunch time at my table was a hit everyday.

[@crazyjim9380]

This is great parental advice., You definitely don't want to be sipping any drinks that Bill leaves lying on a table.

[@laurahare9585]

+crazyjim9380 or any other Famous person that gets into Groupies.

[@NoName-bh4pf]

He's innocent.

[@LoiselsPhotography]

You fucking idiot. That doesn't prove anything.

[@crazyjim9380]

Who are you talking to?

[@bossabassa364]

I think Bill as a comedian can appreciate how hilarious that is xD

[@carolwest3830]

"Happy Birthday Bill" thank you for all the laughing I did because of you. This is one of my favorite skits.

[@samplename8721]

carol west what about now

[@andybub45]

Ayden Casey it's still funny

[@andybub45]

Am I the only one who thinks that his skits are still funny although hes convicted?

[@jonleibow3604]

I still think his skits are funny. I figure it's okay to watch them on KZbin because he won't get any financial benefit.

[@andybub45]

Agree

[@holthogan5562]

Good news!

[@jakesanders136]

Cosby's a free and innocent man. Turns out those women were looking for easy cash

[@jroth7915]

Nope ya weren't. And he didn't do it, those were groupies paid to smear his reputation, even after his tragic loss...they weren't satisfied.

[@scottyb68]

Damn he was a genius. Too bad, his fall is a tragedy because he was a great comic.

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Its a horrible shock, too. For at least 2 generations of children, he was literally a part of our lives. He represented the very best of what it means to be American, & esp a Black American... Well educated, tasteful, classy; the goodhearted father we all wanted to have & to become just like someday. He was a beautiful man- - one of only a handful that made race in America irrelevant. Were all neighbors to each other, & wete all American. To h*** with the race bull****. 😔😪

[@silkyjohnson9117]

@@magnificentmuttley154 the American dad huh... Dont drink the fizzing purple bill Cosby water!

[@v-town1980]

​@@magnificentmuttley154More like black entitlmemt now. He raped dozens of women. Yeah, let's celebrate!!!😂

[@RNHfilms1]

Cosby is going on a tour and will be in my area in November. My mom has had all the Cosby Show DVDs so I grew up loving that show and rewatching them over and over again and laughing everytime I watched it. My mom's 40th and Mother's Day is next month, so I am going to buy us tickets to go see him. Very excited and hope she is surprised!

[@lonelygnome1]

and here you are on youtube enjoying your wonderful accomplishments in life....

[@Dune137]

14 years later...oh noooo!

[@The1of1000]

Dune137 Yo, I’m here from the future

[@Rockhound6165]

Ah but he does curse. When he's talking about cocaine and how it supposedly enhances the personality he says, "But what if you're an asshole?"

[@peter49600]

Mr. Cosby helped me to see the humor in my children's childish acts and comments. They are now easy going professional adults who have Mr. Cosby's humor and respect for humanity to thank.

[@kristareprah8620]

Good clean humor. This man is educated, wise ,and humorous . Thank you Mr. Cosby.

[@samplename8721]

krista reprah uhhhhhhhhh what about now

[@andybub45]

Ayden Casey still funny

[@Rams8148]

Yep real clean🙄

[@shang_ri_la4796]

this comment has aged so well xD

[@the_highnmighty_native8685]

@@Rams8148 yrp

[@dieter1215]

he simply does it best.. i had tears of laughter hearing this again

[@v-town1980]

Great, but not best.

[@JackBrunelle]

I guess now we know where he got the phrase, "Would you stop touching me"

[@orionkyros1776]

Special Agent of the Patriarchy Fucking moron

[@ocarinaplaya]

Special Agent of the Patriarchy Not just that, but black activists who stand to profit from the racial divide. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson can't pander for donations to fight oppression if Bill is out empowering black youth to take control of their lives and better themselves.

[@horshooer]

Brilliant!! Love this man and his work!!

[@ilikethecokev2]

This is how I will always remember Bill, not for what he's become. I won't pretend that it doesn't exist (anymore, yeah, I was in denial for a while) but his comedic genius is what I'll always remember him for first, now and forever.

[@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.]

All the accusations against him were proven false in a court of law, you presumptuous son of a bitch.

[@v-town1980]

Lol. Camden?

[@TheJman2600]

"Havin' a little trouble, huh son?" Hilarious.

[@Gypscrew]

This whole comedy routine he did "Bill Cosby: Himself" was Brilliant.

[@MrHartApart]

Cosby and Carlin' my favoraite comedians of all time.. I'm glad I told you all that I feel much better now.

[@GT-bc1cf]

20's and 90's kids: Arguing about which music is better* 80's and 70's: watching them argue knowing they got better music*

[@imaddarwish]

Such a great man,he makes people laugh without getting dirty, we do miss a lot of this nowadays.God Bless U Mr.Cosby.

[@hehotbros01]

"If you know youre not supposed to do something and you do it anyways, that's brain damage." Looks like bill has a touch of the brain damage himself 🤣

[@DaveGX]

He already said/admitted this when he got to talking about parents at the end of the clip.

[@sheliaspghts]

This is a classic!! I remember when this came out in 1983 ~ I was a senior in high school. This was airing many times on HBO...He sounds just like my parents did then! When he talks about his parents being grandparents ~ he's describing my parents now!!! Back in 83, we had my mom listen to this ~ so many phrases that he uses in this skit, we hears SO many times!! AND ~ now that I'm a parent, I've used the same ones!! ha ha!!

[@alvinwilliams7986]

Not one bad used word used .just good straight comdey. Very funny.

[@Rockhound6165]

He used one bad word in this stand up. When talking about drugs he asked what the big deal was about cocaine and the answer was "it enhances your personality" and he asked, "What if you're an asshole?"

[@Icarusdecending82]

This is timeless. It will still be hillarious in 1000 years.

[@gulfgypsy]

Crosby is both a classic and classy. His humor is universal and timeless!

[@BucknutDolfan]

@TheExplosivePants It makes sense if you don't think about it.

[@brandonnhunxho6772]

Sucks how his image is forever tarnished over something he’s found innocent of.. and this is the positive laughs we need

[@Mojave702]

A crooked judge, by orders of a crooked district attorney overruled a jury decision An accusation, that gets rejected after waiting for one year to report, it isn't within statute laws It can't, become a trial mistrial retrial after 10 years. All evidence w/ statements are thrown out when a mistrial happens! A perfectly legal use of quaaludes with only an intent to use them, can't be a consensual- alleged - non consensual, returned aggravated admission of guilt! According to the statements that were made! Women, that want attention from a wealthy man can't explain anyone's deviant predator behavior When it's a motive for extortion! The supreme court can't overturn a verdict on a technicality When it's the highest ruling!

[@jeremeybuckley]

I ain't mad at Cosby. He was a huge part of my childhood.

[@benlarsen4602]

Always loved his stand-up skits.

[@peachykatara]

"LOOK! I DON'T WANT ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE, TO TOUCH ANOTHER PERSON, FOR AS LONG AS THEY LIVE!" Billy Cosby is so awesome :D

[@AsitorCorporation]

My younger brother has brain damage then, he came into my room earlier and just whacked me with a wooden stick. I said "why did you do that?" And he replied "I didn't do it" "I jus saw you whack a stick in my face" "It's not my faaaauuuuult" And then he starts crying and I get blamed for it

[@grtiarde9768]

Looks like you need rehab for being constantly being blamed for your siblings problems

[@grtiarde9768]

I could have phrased my sentence better

[@TheSagaContinuesWu]

Captain Capellini cool story

[@ianfinrir8724]

*Brain damage!*

[@magnificentmuttley154]

*@Captain Capellini* Very first thing the youngest child learns in every family is how to play the victim perfectly, & hide in the ever-sure luxurious shelter of parental sympathy... 😭 In a nutshell, their philosophy is "Mom & Dad will take MY side over the others 'cause Im just the BABY." It takes a fox to capture a fox- - being the youngest myself growing up I didnt let my little boy get away with trying this routine on his big sister. Unfortunately, theyre right though. The youngest can bank on most parents coming to their defense & letting them get away with their crimes upon older siblings 👶👶

[@Mcjcdvd123]

The lunatic is on the grass....

[@8bitfrenzy376]

Good song

[@davechrystal]

I used to watch this on HBO as a kid in the 80s. I watched it at least 50 times. "Dad is great, gave us chocolate cake" "Smoboke fibere!" "Obekaybe" FILLED with classic bits.

[@purplelace59]

every time I need a laugh I put this in the vcr and I laugh till I cry... AWESOME

[@Swampertdude56]

I have a CD with this. It never gets old.

[@alwellus]

Years AGO, my dad and I saw this, and for years, would look at my mother when she did or said something silly - then one of us would say "brain damage" and nod at her. She never what or where we got that. I did finally tell years after the old man died.

[@07foxmulder]

one of the greatest comedians of all time. no question.

[@v-town1980]

Serial rapist who was let free...no question.

[@FikryNoorRamadhan]

Parents : Are you have brain damage?? Me : i don't know

[@neffada53]

Absolutely the best stand up comedy I have ever seen. See the entire routine if you haven't yet, it is a masterpiece!

[@v-town1980]

You need to watch other true comedians. Try Billy Connolly or Jake Johansson.

[@ieetemos4breakfast]

"you said for to not for to drink your drink!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@shogunrommel]

I love how he says, "And the reason that we have 5 children is because we do not want 6." He's definitely tired of being asked that question, lol.

[@BonyFingers1969]

I lived off the grid in the forest with my wife for 20 years and raised our 4 children we had while living out there...I used to tell people, "My wife had 4 kids before we figured out what was causing it."

[@Rockhound6165]

As a parent of 2 young girls this is hilarious. Especially the "I don't know". The other big one is "not me". "Who left this drink on the table without a coaster?" "Not me."

[@HMM265GS]

@gulfgypsy Crosby is either a) an old singer or b) a hockey player. This is COSBY.

[@Whtxombi]

Great stuff. My favorite Cosby bit will always be his Chicken Heart sketch.

[@GhostLink92]

Danerys, why did you burn Kings Landing?! I dunno!! Brain Damage!!

[@CassieJadeCelosia]

@sspate16 i sometimes think i have brain damage now because whenever my mom asks me why i did something i say, 'I don't know.'

[@Blink182islegend]

These are the funniest videos! XD I think Mr. Huxtable is my "new" favorite comedian

[@Ophiuchus123456789]

with their hipping and the hopping and the bipping and the bopping....

[@DraculAmare]

TILL THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE JAM IS ALL ABOUT!

[@xeriovds546]

YA SEE

[@johndoe-lc1jv]

zip zop boopity bop bawk bawk

[@xeriovds546]

JAZZ IS LIKE JELLO PUDDIN

[@peucoman]

*NO!* actually it's more like *KO-DAK-TAPES!*

[@Kuronosa]

@HikaruTokeshi Agreed...I saw him last year at a local theatre.

[@vampirefan344]

As someone that has worked in retail for a long time I have seen how some kids and even though I may not have any myself i do sympathize with parents and their struggle.

[@lilygarcia1475]

I was laughing so hard

[@lilygarcia1475]

so funny

[@lilygarcia1475]

I was laughing so hard !

[@MelvinArthurMurray]

Same Lol.

[@sonofemisoccer8055]

Whether or not he's a rapist, you can't deny he was hilarious

[@Bryankirshon]

yes he makes me laugh

[@skywave12]

Nah Not a Rapist. Just a person trying to be attractive again in latter life. Did it Work?

[@LizaFan]

Personally, it's always been the hypocrisy for me.

[@barryanderson3910]

@@LizaFan RIP Norm

[@v-town1980]

Whether or not? Lol. If he were white, you'd be knitting the noose

[@Rawk4Life]

This is comedy the way it's supposed to be: unfiltered, raw, and without the need to be censored every 30 seconds.

[@GhostCrowBrother]

My first ever exposure to stand up comedy was Bill Cosby. I owned a cassette tape. And I listened to it at night and laughed so hard my ribs ached, Bill Cosby is a joke in and of himself nowadays, but Jesus Christ! I laughed at him. Funny, funny man.Thank you Bill.

[@EricCanada50]

Thank you very so much Mr. Crosby for your talents. Was honours to be watching your videos. Good luck in future times!

[@ziggy481]

He sure is lucky in prison

[@BazeBaller1]

one of the best stand ups ever

[@sly2kusa]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!! This will NEVER get old. Love Cosby. :-)

[@Bryankirshon]

he will always be funny to me.

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

its still on DVD but the VHS and DVD are different, the songs for the theme are different...

[@LarryB1984]

@Dune137 Well he does use a couple curse words, but he doesnt flood the show with curse words

[@groggy231]

Tried to claim him dead. So, you're technically saying that it was an attempt, but he's still alive. Thanks for proving the point.

[@rachelreinecke8645]

watched this in class today and everyone laughed OH MY GOD he is so funny

[@MoFindlayter]

This reminds me of the Pilot episode of the Cosby show when Theo was hitting Rudy and Clair had to break them up.

[@Theresabrown1805]

hilarious I remember a few years ago when we had file sharing websites I downloaded this and thought was so funny thank you KZbin. I never knew Bill Cosby was a comedian I only knew him from his shows Dr Huxtable The Cosby show.

[@helpchooseausername4491]

Love this scene, probably the best one :D It's so good that I was laughing my ass off!!

[@RwBguardian]

Would love to c the whole video of "to my brother(cant think of his name) whom I Slept With" its vinyl format if tht helps u.

[@halfpint1160]

Bill Cosby is AWESOME!! I love this whole show!

[@Rams8148]

Yep real awesome....

[@Chick0nHead]

William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr., (born July 12, 1937) is an American comedian, actor, author, television producer, educator, musician and activist. Wikipedia says he is alive, then he is ALIVE

[@menslady125eif2590]

This guy made me laugh, and I am NOT going to jump all over him for his crime and become what I despise.

[@ethantoise4073]

he didn't commit a crime

[@Reikken]

Wow, this guy really is a legend. I haven't laughed so much in a long time.

[@fjsurville]

@Pensfan8726 he does 2 hour stand-ups. look it up. i'm going next month in Illinois - driving 2 hrs from chicago.

[@Outrun37]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while

[@wygram]

@Phokhotic you mean educated - funny and able to articulate his thoughts without swearing?

[@CapitalBhoy78]

FANTASTIC BILL I HAVE NEVER WATCHED ANY OF YOUR STAND UP BEFORE BUT THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! GOOD JOB,STILL NO BILLY CONNOLLY THO =D

[@chombymas7472]

Good One of my biggest wish is to see him live. He is so funny If I do not see him live before he dies I'm going to cry like a big baby.

[@thejoshsings9280]

That’s my roommate Jerry for you

[@chambliziOfficialChannel]

What happened was the " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" face kicked in from the kids xD

[@Bryankirshon]

i love the Cosby show both

[@priceyricey]

My mind went straight to Eddie Murphy when I heard this. His impersonation was spot on

[@jacobslater222]

52 people have brain damage.

[@Lesbosac]

Jacob Slater now it's 78 people who have Brain Damage

[@ssupremetonio8888]

Valkyrie Jessica Brown Now it 117

[@mrworldwiderasict1503]

Now its 128

[@TheRubberduck36]

I love this one on Brain Damage, for that's what I see in the teens today!!!!!

[@ziggy481]

He wasn’t munch better

[@BoomCookie]

This video says you have not allowed mobile viewing. can you enable that? I'm trying to watch this video on my phone.

[@Hiph0paddiction]

Hello from Romania guys. I laughed my ass off with this guy. It's just great! :)))))

[@mrbriscoe2001]

@emtdems Good Luck;you're right;I find Laughter -and Music -invaluable when dealing with the Blues...

[@MrClutch1999]

Is there a way to still buy this, except on DVD?

[@NathanBeltTheBuckles]

I'm not sure how anyone could dislike this!?!?! This is classic!

[@v-town1980]

Rape.

[@IareMikeJones]

sometimes when i'm tired and im thinking of something im laying my head on the table or something i jerk my body like if i were to move out of the way cuz of what i was thinking about

[@laurieheartsdcx]

The whole "SHE'S TOUCHING ME!" segment is hilarious. It's so true. Ever driven a long way with a couple of kids in the backseat? "You're on my side!" And Bill Cosby is NOT dead. WTF?

[@qwasd0r]

With da hippin and da hoppin

[@HoustonYu]

and the bippin and the boppin

[@stlfatman]

Bill Cosby could read the phone book for three hours, and it'd be comedy gold.

[@morg942212]

ahah my grandparents refer to this segment of his standup everytime i say, "i don't knowww" ahah

[@coolerdoncooper]

Man, I read all these RIP's and I freaked out. :))

[@DanJGosling]

the way he says 'i dont know' as a child is great XD

[@EncastedByMoonlight]

Every time I watch this I have to laugh because my mother does that finger thing. lol i love watching him.

[@MPFirebuff]

The amount of Bill Cosby sayings I use in my daily life