Bill Engvall - Getting A Massage

[@djbsatx]

"Hell, that's how I ended up married" Classic!!

[@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp]

"How was it?" "Awful....... I'm more Stressed now than I was when I went in there!" 😆😆😆

[@maryloutangye1831]

I love Bill Engvall He is a riot I wish the rest of the gang would come back I love them.all together.

[@collinsnider4179]

I could do without Larry the Cable Goon

[@djclabbe88]

Bill is one of a kind! 😂 My favorite comedian ❤️

[@TexasRebornMommaShow516]

My too

[@Cutie-loves-cupcake]

Amen

[@Cartier_specialist]

Be honest, you saw the whole scenario just by reading the title and he still made you laugh.

[@annegreenwood3624]

😂😂 i have bowel disease and i prayed god don’t let me fart well it was loud awkward and i haven’t had a massage since love these videos a true legend

[@phillipadams3682]

Bill is funny as hell

[@createful_heart]

🤣🤣🤣 This bit kills me!! I need to watch it again. 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexis-su6tz]

love it and Bill always makes me laugh so hard 🤣😅

[@christophgamingandmore]

Same here 😂

[@discerningbeautybybritt21]

I cry !!

[@carlyncook1211]

Hell, the man is honest. Can't get mad about that ..he told ya beforehand.

[@wandabosworth63]

I love him 😍

[@shifrabaila6673]

Bill is just about my favorite comedian. His commentaries on life are as funny and laugh-out-loudable the 5th, or 10th, or whatever time they are heard as the first time they are heard. His facial expressions are absolutely priceless. And the fact that he is just a cutie doesn't hurt either.

[@flakeyjake4177]

I'm with Bill on this one - no massages for me either

[@MeTreesndirt]

Just get chair shoulder ones.

[@collinsnider4179]

Sorry but you're missing out

[@occamsrazor7939]

Still good. Humor is the best medicine.

[@Cutie-loves-cupcake]

Exactly

[@jasonnester9514]

Factssss

[@davidmorris6673]

Bill is one of my favorite comedians.

[@zacharylogan7211]

The very first comedian I ever got into when I was a kid keep these pushin out lmao every time I see him I just burst laughing man lol

[@allthethingsyouwillsee1081]

Thanks Bill

[@julierose7786]

Good bit 😂

[@neonhomer]

"Icky dog farts..."

[@saragrant9749]

I had this vision in my head when he said that of it actually happening and him pulling what his son did- “my compliments to the chef” 😂😂😂

[@SkidMan_Jurej]

Funny I was just thinking about this joke so I look it up and I see this video "uploaded 2 hrs ago"

[@RobinBrown-r7k]

Hilarious 😊

[@jennifereubank4704]

Sooo FUNNY! ❤

[@donnavargas1797]

He is so funny and handsome.

[@funniful]

Former massage therapist here… flatulence happens. Eh… no biggie.

[@christophgamingandmore]

Hopefully not in your face

[@kayequinn7146]

@@christophgamingandmore massage therapist here...have had that happen...eeewww

[@funniful]

@@christophgamingandmore It’s happened, yes. Lol

[@christophgamingandmore]

@@kayequinn7146 ewww yuck

[@christophgamingandmore]

@@funniful that's gross 🤢

[@imalwayslast3170]

My wife does that kind of stuff. She was like "Hey babe, do you wanna go see Whiskey Myers?" I said "Sure." Then she goes "Good I already bought the tickets." All I can think is "Why did you even ask me the question? Just say we are going to a concert." The other way around it's more like me asking a question and getting an answer to something I didn't ask. She is the most indirect person I know. Just tell me the direct answer or statement from the start lol. "Is this the design you want me to cut with the laser?" Response "Blue." "WHAT?! I didn't ask what color you wanted, I want to know if this is the right design." Same thing with the kid. "What did you learn at school today?" He replies "I had lunch and played on the playground." "Ok what did you learn in school today?" "That (insert friend's name) won't let me pick what we do on the playground." Like damn son did you learn any math or history or science? "I don't remember."

[@jamesedwards2237]

Got to see Whiskey Meyers about 10 years ago. Killer concert.

[@imalwayslast3170]

@@jamesedwards2237 Oh it was a great show. I kinda got screwed because I had an extremely tall drunk girl in front of me. Mind you, I am 6'0" and she would NOT stay still swaying back and forth because she could barely stand. I looked at my wife and told her "They don't have a clue who Whiskey Myers is, they just came here to get drunk." Then I went back to my beer lol.

[@jamesedwards2237]

@imalwayslast3170 I saw them at Denim and Diamonds in Mesa, Arizona, standing in front of the stage. My phone videos were visually excellent, but the audio was severely distorted, but it was a fantastic performance. In hindsight, I could have stepped back a bit and got better sound. But the good news is that I will be seeing them again at the Arizona Financial Theater in Phoenix March 17th.

[@imalwayslast3170]

@@jamesedwards2237 Have a great time!

[@eph2vv89only1way]

A few years ago I injured the muscle in my left butt cheek. I was still having pain a year later and my doctor recommended getting massage therapy and I asked her, "Who am I going to get to rub me THERE?" LOL

[@davidschick6951]

Working on the gluteus is actually common.

[@Amen.22]

@@davidschick6951 No butts about it.

[@BrandonCroker]

Ha! C student.

[@janeporter818]

😂😂😂

[@rosesmith6925]

Getting a massage was partly how my doctor diagnosed me with Fibromyalgia 😳

[@randylane3209]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gisellerobitaille8136]

😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👌❤❤❤❤

[@donnabuckalew-wagner6431]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤‼

[@joshuahurdle239]

I'm assuming he didn't ask for the happy ending.

[@Amen.22]

He probably would have, if he could have.

[@MrTimelord77]

The correct term is Massage Therapist and you could've requested a male therapist. Also you only undress to your lowest level of comfort because some people prefer clothed table routines.

[@SonnyBubba]

True, but it’s funnier his way.

[@MrTimelord77]

@@SonnyBubba I'm actually a massage therapist and one of the first things we learn is the proper terms for ourselves and businesses. Places labeled as a massage parlor are often run by people who aren't licensed and if a person doesn't refer to themselves as a practitioner or therapist, the client could get into a lot of legal trouble.

[@tymz-r-achangin]

Yep, not good if ya pop a teepee under the sheet

[@matthewnachel7112]

First comment. Awesome hello Bill hopefully you and your family are doing great. I am from the great state of Chicago you’ve been here I know you have anyway hey how about this weather we’re going to get here in Chicago we’re gonna get a blizzard yeah so I’m so I’m happy about that. I took Friday off work just because I don’t wanna get stuck in that I never get like super cold may because I’m getting old. Maybe I deserve a here’s your sign me personally because I’m not made for this weather lol.

[@Amen.22]

I haven’t seen snow since 1999. You can live in a warm tropical place for around $1000.00 monthly, everything included. I live on an island in the pacific. 75F to 95F every day of the year. I’m currently waiting for the papaya and bananas growing in my yard, to ripen. It’s good to be retired.

[@MeTreesndirt]

U can bet all the Blue Clr boys get happy 🔚 ending rubs on the road. that,s why they do do couple massage.

[@DBG_BigKuntry]

My favorite of the rednecks

[@debbiecozortakalonghornmom1862]

Yep one of mine too, Jeff is the other one. 😂 💕💜💙💙💜💙💜

[@christophgamingandmore]

@@debbiecozortakalonghornmom1862 same here

[@MeTreesndirt]

I love the Cable guy.

[@soylentteal]

Always wondered whether the masseuses (or is that masseese?) are supposed to say anything if…the flag goes up.

[@Lily_of_the_Forest]

I think the wife set it up on purpose!

[@beckywiese4484]

I don't like massages myself. I don't like being touched by many people.

[@Poocho217]

Heh. He's almost funny. I actually felt my mouth almost smiling a couple of times. Better than Fluffy!

[@TheLOOKOUTSquad]

This is why I've opted to leave my boxers on... I'm 23 thats all I'm saying

[@matthewnachel7112]

Hey Bill me again I was wondering when you were at the spa did you ever think in your brain you’re like this girl deserves it here is your sign just wondering do you know I wonder about that type of stuff you know like what’s a corn dog doing in the ocean do you know? Yeah I know.

[@MeTreesndirt]

He does not read this.

[@benbelzer8303]

Sorry but massage isn't weird. Wherever he went sounds like a new place, probably inexperienced

[@tomriddle5564]

I love his description of the atmosphere the stupid music and the waterfalls. Makes me wanna climb the walls. If you want to relax me just play the sound of a chainsaw

[@brianvance1178]

Folk metal does it for me

[@tomriddle5564]

@@brianvance1178 That shit makes your EARS BLEED. Although the “Steven Seagulls” are Fucking Amazing. Gotta LOVE AC/DC covers done with Accordions and Banjos played by red necks from Norway.