Bill Engvall - Buying Stuff

[@Dr.Disney]

2:06 My high beams hit a deer. He just stood there. 🙁 My favorite line and reaction!

[@rosemarywalker7652]

The funniest guy alive. he's the greatest .

[@user-ll8be9vt4u]

Love this older stuff, still hysterical

[@alexis-su6tz]

i love Bill so much and he always always make me laugh so hard ❤

[@kayequinn7146]

Shouldn't have taken a drink w/this video. Nothing better than having I've tea go up your nose! Thanks Bill

[@saritataylor4235]

Unless it's soda.

[@joerobo682]

​@@saritataylor4235hot coffee is worse.

[@BoMuzurovic]

Thank you for 30 years of laughter....every time i `am down,i listen to you.Brings me back.Regards from Australia

[@bjjamison2117]

I Love you Bill Engvall You Rock

[@JennyMcMaster-mj7fd]

Too funny! A++++ in comedy. Can't get any better than Bill Engvall. ❤❤❤

[@jeffreytaylor3031]

One of the greatest of ALL time!

[@monicahernandez804]

What a wonderful performer just naturally funny 😁

[@HM2SGT]

1:09 *Aren't those just golf shoes?!*

[@lloydrobinson7081]

funny stuff, keep the clips coming

[@bmaiceman]

Shoes with headlights... You can thank Al the king Bundy for that little gem. Also Do they still have a Sky mall??

[@crunchy_wafers]

Nice! Love your humor Bill!

[@matthewnachel7112]

One more thing about the house shoes with headlights bill they should sell them in stores or online with your face on it with the classic line. Here’s your sign.

[@teresapicou2141]

😮

[@teresapicou2141]

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[@teresapicou2141]

😅

[@teresapicou2141]

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[@teresapicou2141]

😅

[@Cartier_specialist]

Another banger.

[@lmb1962]

My grandpa had taken an old pair of shoes and hammered nails so they would stick out through the soles and he aerated his lawn that way. Hey, it worked 😅

[@jmcquown]

Golf shoes with cleats work just as well. ;)

[@lmb1962]

@@jmcquown Grandpa couldn't afford those 😆

[@debradonato5659]

Love Bill& His Comedy♥️🌟🫶😂😂🌟🫶♥️

[@richardschmidt6619]

I would look at those catalogs when I was on the airplanes and wondered, who would buy the stuff in them. Now I know.

[@onemercilessming1342]

Cabella's!!! Yes!!! Man after my own heart!!! Just a quick stop at the fudge case, then a waltz down the toy aisle for the grandkids, then a tour of all the stuffed critter displays followed by a peek at the fish tanks/aquaria--and yes, that is the correct plural spelling of aquarium--for my children who are homeschooling the grandkids, and then we can hit the real shopping!!

[@AngelaAneff]

Your wife is a savage I love her.

[@PamLowther-p9h]

So funny

[@madtownangler]

Gotta get those jeans shortened up a bit. Bet they sell something to do it in the magazine.

[@deborah9718]

Late 60 early 70 style he just kept it.

[@markgagnon7029]

Bought 2 pairs

[@markgagnon7029]

Salt gun fun fun fun

[@TheADzioba]

I actually Googled "house shoes with headlights" to see the images for myself. They're tempting, but what about using nightlights?

[@matthewnachel7112]

One final thing for now do you ever buy yourself a gift on Amazon and you track it and when it comes it’s like Christmas morning every time you get a package I know how that feels trust me. I’m guilty of that. I track my package and I’m like man when it gets here it’s a Christmas morning for me. Yeah I love it I’m not afraid to admit it. Now that’s good time right there yeah buddy. :)

[@marktwain2053]

Didn't AL Bundy come up with those house shoes with headlights?

[@thunderax]

I remember that episode. Kelly had a car battery strapped to her back to power the lights

[@terrieberle3160]

Anyone recognize the older guy in the audience, 6 or 7 seconds into the video? He looks very familiar. Actor? Maybe?

[@sandrahollingsworth4072]

A digital fly swatter...

[@matthewnachel7112]

Hey to add onto the house shoes with headlights you know what if those headlights aren’t bright enough you can call your buddy Tim the tool man Taylor that’s right Tim Allen, and have him re-wire them should have more power so people can see your house shoes with headlights headlights from space. Hey, we know bold wide awake he’s up. He’s he’s got his house shoes with headlights on he must be awake.

[@Espressoqueen9894]

Me and my boyfriend would love skymall magazine I've only been a plane that was just after my fiancé and me didn't work out It was only way back home but ❤ yes I would make new happy memories that would be a blast

[@genewilliams617]

Teaux phunnie!!

[@kimannelockart]

You can buy for crocs also.

[@tomthurmon5106]

So Al Bundy really invented something that is real😮

[@matthewnachel7112]

Crap you got a half put that on a shirt bill. And then another shirt on the back or on the back of that shirt it should say crap I got I have now but then a year later I’m thinking why did I buy this crap and now I got a throw that crap away cause I’m never going to use it.

[@matthewnachel7112]

I am back in case anybody wonders where I’ve been I’ve been around anyway I got a comment on this again because nowhere I just have to long story short buying stuff. I’ll tell you what we save so much money before this Amazon, eBay, and other online retailers came in to play about 20 years ago. Do you realize we’ve spent more money on Amazon and eBay and it’s totally our choice we don’t have to buy anything if we don’t want to but something just says, I need this I want it now impulse buy you get it to the house it sits in a drawer where did you give it to Goodwill and you wonder why in the hell did I buy this in the first place? I got to save myself $20 waste of money everybody’s different though I’m no different than y’all. I do it too. I guess it’s creature of habit I guess if you’re bored, you buy yourself a gift.

[@matthewnachel7112]

Bill bill bill I feel like I am the dog you know where the dog is like looking at you like oh she’ll be here in a minute what it comes upon to me that you are at this time in your life where you wanna buy things impulse you’re a lot like me in more ways than one. Maybe maybe you have ADD as well I know I do trust me. Anyway, it goes back to the house shoes with headlights. How many times have you been walking through the house? You forget to turn the lights on and you stub your toe boy I bet you wish you had a head how she was with the headlights then did you know what you wanna stubbed your toe you would’ve avoided that pain literally it’s a good way to scare the dog or cat. Trust me run around your house shoes at your house shoes with headlights on your cats. Gonna be running ask you like crazy I would be hilarious.

[@jimgilbert9984]

Those raised dog feeders? I've heard people argue for them, saying things like that's how dogs are meant to eat, that it's natural for them. I don't know about any of you out there, but all of the nature shows I've watched didn't show any deer throwing themselves onto a raised dog feeder with its last breath so that the wild dogs/wolves that killed it could eat the way they're supposed to. All of the dogs I've seen in the wild bent their heads down to eat their food. After all, the expression goes "bringing their prey down," not "bringing their prey to a raised position."

[@marymarseglia4536]

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