Bill Engvall - Stupid People

Stupid people

[@kathleen2754]

I remember hearing Bill Engvall for the first time back in the 80's. Laughed so hard that my sides hurt for days. Love ya Bill

[@tomroise9426]

Bill When you come back Please bring these with you Listen to that crowd You could make a killing on the consumer labels alone Absolute classics!!

[@ShockDiamondStudios]

These signs apply to anyone who participated in internet challenges

[@PaulaBallard-r2w]

Honestly, I don't know what an internet challenge is. But, everytime I leave my house I wish I had a flashing sign on my car so I could flash at other drivers, etc. Here's your sign. But, there have been a few times I would have needed to flash myself. But, in self-defense, at least I know when I did something stupid. That's when I start talking to myself. 🤣🤣

[@Cutie-loves-cupcake]

He makes me laugh and cry and almost pee my pants he so so funny

[@lisao9486]

As Jeff Foxworthy once said they wouldn't tell you that unless someone had done it 😂

[@Morgil27]

I love in one of those Blue Collar specials, him and the other guys got together and all told their own Here's Your Sign jokes.

[@TracyC-nj2tq]

Over 30 years ago, our friend worked in New York City's Kennedy Airport as a Shuttle Bus Driver. He would drive either the Red/White/ Blue Bus from the Howard Beach Subway Station to half the terminals, or the Yellow/ White/Blue Bus from the same to all the OTHER terminals. One morning, at the wheel of a Red/ White/Blue Bus, a lady asked our friend which Bus went to a certain terminal. "No, I don't go to that one," our friend advised her. "You have to take the Yellow/White/Blue Bus there." The lady says to him, "Oh, O.K. The last Driver said to take the Blue/ White/Yellow Bus there."

[@PaulaBallard-r2w]

Still love your comedy and this bit. Put this together with Ron's you can't fix stupid. 😂

[@billh5923]

Had a cardboard sun shield to place in your windshield to keep your car cooler when you park. On it was a warning: Do not drive with sun shield in place!

[@denisehedden13]

Hilarious just too funny I love this

[@PaulaBallard-r2w]

Bill's comedy never waxed political. His fans shouldn't drag politics into it either. That's why we need non-political comedy like Bill's. Gives us a break from this kind of stuff to have to deal with and gives us all a chance to laugh together instead of dividing us.

[@victoriathompson4024]

But if they do......just don't come at me

[@tinawall952]

I always say this to my ex-husband and brother in-law. I have a "Depends" laugh every time.

[@cindybateman6540]

You are 1 of the best! ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@waynenutter63]

Bill you are truly insane. And thank you.

[@CaseyCampbell17]

"Warm up the curling iron honey, we're going to the fire!" Haha.

[@larryhicks9076]

Unfortunately some people probably do need to wear signs saying "I'm stupid". Some of the product warnings he mentioned make me wonder how many people did what the warning says not to do.

[@laurendoe168]

The way the law works here in the USA, companies have to be able to see into the future. This is called "protecting against the foreseeable." If something was foreseeable and the company does not address this possibility, the company is considered "negligent" and held financially liable.

[@heather6668]

@@laurendoe168 LOL makes you wonder why some of these things were considered 'foreseeable'

[@michaeleberry8663]

GOTTA LOVE THE SOUTH... GRINZ YEP..

[@michaeleberry8663]

THERE'S A REASON WHY IT'S CALLED ASFAULT...IF YOU ACT AN ASS IT'S YOUR FAULT... GRINZ YEP!!!

[@jojoa0808]

I love the warning on sun visors for your car - do not drive before removing.😮

[@heather6668]

My dad played bowls years ago and one of the club members told them he got into his car the night before (drunk as) and thought 'f***' it's cloudy. Opened the window and stuck head out and figured that was much better so he drove home like that. It didn't occur to him that if it was not cloudy when he stuck his head out of the window that just maybe duh there was something on his windscreen. He had those venetian fan type sun visors and drove home with those still in place and his head outside.

[@colleenhelminiak1429]

"You can't fix stupid.......🤣🤣🤣

[@lynn1494]

Stupid is forever 😂

[@briankady1456]

Yes, but you can always muffle the sound.

[@davidramsey2411]

I ran out of gas. Grab my gas can out of the trunk and start walking. Of course the first person that stopped asked , You run out of gas? Nope , it was such a beautiful day i thought I'd take my gas can for a walk.

[@koco5828]

Grand funk railroad, im your captain, Def Leppard,

[@donaldwuerlmke]

I bought a pizza from Walmart. On the back in the instructions it stated: Do not eat an unbaked pizza.

[@stevecampbell1308]

And take out of boxing before cooking

[@williamhutcheson6511]

Still funny.

[@katebarr4923]

I was in the elevator with a co-worker on 1st shift and a 2nd shift person was there. We asked why he was there. He told us that he was going to a funeral. My other co-worker then asks him...oh did somebody die? I turn to her and told her that no they were just doing a practice run for when the real thing happens. Without akipping a beat ahe laughs and says here's my sign. 😂

[@bertarndt9953]

That was comedy

[@danr1920]

There are videos of changing fan belts on the original VW Beetle!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jenniferdelay9669]

Tinky said i didnt get my chicken sandwich mama put it in the freezer to keep it from spoilen

[@howlinhobbit]

there’s nothing like “KZbin creators” that steal other people’s content and get hits on their videos.

[@iowa89357]

And there's nothing like internet trolls who have nothing to do but be butthurt about a 13 year old audio clip on youtube. The dude has less than 600 subscribers, and video only has 3k likes over 13 years.......I don't think the guy is making money on this. He's posting audio of a decades old comedy bit from a special that isn't the easiest to find/access these days. And even if it is, I assume Bill's official channel(s) have much higher viewership.KZbin. now if Mr Beast or the Paul brothers did this (especially with actual vudeo), than I'd be more understanding

[@heather6668]

I bought a bag of macadamias one day. One the bag it said 'may contain nuts'. F*** I hope so because that's what I paid for.

[@tonihall7810]

Bought a bbq and it says on it , do not use in the boot of a car . It’s 5 feet long and 5 feet high . That’s some boot .

[@paullogan2196]

this bit was taken from gallagher 70's stand up

[@waynenutter63]

My neighbors still have election signs in their front yards. Here's your sign.

[@waynenutter63]

Here's a rubber Dob Dobbie dall!!!

[@RoryDawson-x8h]

❤

[@debbiejohnson8640]

Ty

[@ronaldknight6653]

Here's HIS SIGN 777

[@leed119]

HERREEEES you SIGN>

[@jenniferdelay9669]

Dam patches is hinding in the tree again topaz said he is not aloud to piss in the yard anymore

[@MelbaFarar]

In Coachella CA today he. Madej the people who was there park 5 miles away promising buses to get back to them. Guess what no buses and hw had the gates locked to keep them in. People were climbing over the fences to get away One was yelling that Trump was past his ahelf life 😊

[@luclking7003]

We want to see the video not the picture

[@jocelynmartin1572]

It was recorded 12 years ago. Video may not exist.

[@christopherholliday1567]

That good idea we should pass out I m stupid to those people.

[@NicholasGhers]

I saw a Harris Walz sign today can’t get any stupider than that

[@ChessMarine310]

lol I almost spit my drink on the screen!! :)

[@jackparsons7477]

Buy a mirror fool

[@jeancowing8163]

No politics plz

[@stevecampbell1308]

​@@jeancowing8163ahh so you voted for them even worse

[@dkat8087]

If they didn't each deserve a sign, this had a point but they aren't politics, they are caricatures😢.

[@altonedwards2878]

I like to hear your signs😅

[@PaulaBallard-r2w]

Love to hear Bill's signs. Nobody else's.

[@SAM-dm5qg]

😁

[@christopherholliday1567]

Then stupid people shouldn't run for political office.

[@jeffhodge3147]

They did, that's how we got into this mess in the first place. lol

[@LindaCook-l4x]

Journey

[@MrDdt666]

People in my neighborhood have Biden Harris and "In this house we believe..." yard signs. THERE'S THEIR SIGN!

[@tomregan6979]

Yah....it's a year later now. MrDdt666, here's your sign! (*chuckle*)

[@Shawn6751]

​@Tom Regan Nope, that would be you. Here's your sign

[@claramcclung8863]

Stupid people live on both “sides”. This line of jokes applies at all. 😂😂😂

[@WilliamMNorgren]

I'm q

[@MrDdt666]

​@tomregan6979 this comment didn't age well, now did it?

[@carlpayne8008]

Can we say ouch 😢

[@janetwelch1571]

Joe and Kamala

[@janestarr4403]

You think voting for Kamala was stupid. Just wait until Obama Care is revoked. Insurance premiums and drug prices will skyrocket. Tariffs and the proposed 30% Federal Flat tax will cause inflation. (30% more in everything you buy, including gas, food and utilities?) Here's your sign!

[@tonyrodriguez2083]

Trump needs a sign!!😂

[@ultimate-venom-games]

🤣 Someone needs to give trump his sign written in gold sharpy immediately! 🤣

[@sherricoffman]

Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 ❤🎉NTHANKYOU SoMuch ❤ LoveChick ❤🎉 ✔ ✅ 🛫 ☑

[@melissarohrer4127]

I dedicate this to Joe Biden

[@densetsu4286]

Ah, I see you are missing your sign well, here's your sign.

[@Vickvineager]

He sees that sign every day. He hears that slogan every minute too.

[@PaulaBallard-r2w]

Welp, you just had to ruin a good time by dragging politics into, didn't you? 😕If I had to pay for every "here's your sign" I had to throw at a politician, I would be SOL and living in the street. But, since you already spoiled a perfectly fun conversation, I would only need one great big one to throw at Trump. Why so big you might ask? How long do you have? You're a criminal, a narcissist, a traito?, etc. So, let's just have some every day fun without an agenda, shall we! 🤔🤨

[@PaulaBallard-r2w]

Keep politics out of this people. Shame on you for spoiling what should have been just for fun. But, since you went there, I wouldn't need a simple here's your sign stupid for Trump. I would need a billboard and a sky writer and some other ways to tell you all the ways you are wrong for America. Stick with the topic, Bill's comedy which we can all enjoy, and stop dragging everything through the mud. 🤔☹️

[@ScottPeterson-u5d]

This is more for Trump and the MAGA jackases