Larry's dizzy, Ron is drunk, then there's Bill and Jeff. Love em all, and I wish them nothing but the best.
@DebbieMissroon Жыл бұрын
😂😅
@akadventurer756310 ай бұрын
You spelled Ditzy wrong; ) 😂
@gorudashiro6 ай бұрын
There is this old actor, Dean Martin, who would always be drinking. Well, he would drink and he would drink and he'd get drunker and drunker. That was his schtick. Years later, turned out that he was only drinking apple juice all that time. He never actually drank bourbon. I wonder if Ron White does something similar.
@randytaylor12582 ай бұрын
@@gorudashiro You can't remember jokes if you're drunk. Better that apple juice? Iced tea.
@peggyowen3386Ай бұрын
Me too!! Nothing but the best ❤
@brittanybarthel14106 жыл бұрын
Too bad they don't tour together anymore. They are awesome and very hilarious when they are together like this.
@jefffoxworthy64923 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for being a good fan of mine I really appreciate if you wish to message me on hangout here is my gmail below jefffoxworthy63@gmail.com Please stay safe ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@DebbieMissroon Жыл бұрын
agree they are funny all together
@almasasfai1059 ай бұрын
😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@BarryHope-bj5um8 ай бұрын
Have you not heard? Bill retired and was sold for spare parts.
@randytaylor12582 ай бұрын
@@BarryHope-bj5um Actually, I heard he retired and went into the ministry. For real.
@DigiRokkuKang5 жыл бұрын
6:53 "It ain't right but you laughed at it!!" Plus one to you Jeff!
@BarryHope-bj5um11 ай бұрын
I never get too tired of these guys!
@thetaker2528 ай бұрын
It's impossible to get tired of these guys! They are hilarious! Love them! 😀😄😆😂🤣
@TheRyanMora5 жыл бұрын
Well over a decade later and they still crack me up!!
@btownballer02113 жыл бұрын
By saying "nope", Ron was funnier than every other joke told during this segment :D
@Bayougirl7812 жыл бұрын
This was always my favorite part of their shows, when they are goofing off together and playing off of each other, lol
@jefffoxworthy64923 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for being a good fan of mine I really appreciate if you wish to message me on hangout here is my gmail below jefffoxworthy63@gmail.com Please stay safe ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@nathansalomon55594 жыл бұрын
Ron getting up at 4:44 right when Larry was going to start his joke and Jeff’s reaction was awesome.
@YouOnlyIiveTwice9 жыл бұрын
What makes Larry's jokes so funny is that he is serious the whole time he's telling the story as if it were just another day in the life for him lol
@davecrupel28174 жыл бұрын
"I bet this is the same doctor!
@DiabloSandwich592 жыл бұрын
I think that's also true of Ron
@KnoxBlondie14 жыл бұрын
It doesn't get any better than these guys! I wish they would have continued on for years!
@joeligocki43712 жыл бұрын
,,,8
@joeligocki43712 жыл бұрын
788
@robertandhollyscorpiofan26972 жыл бұрын
Yes, it did get better than these guys. Sadly, he died august 11, 2014.
@johnterell86422 жыл бұрын
They still tour, but without Ron, because as much as he loved these guys, he didn't want to tailor his comedy to a family friendly show anymore.
@lindawall6833 Жыл бұрын
@@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 had to Google that... thx...
@nickluther2634 жыл бұрын
Bills reaction to jeffs mother in law joke just shows how many jokes these guy know
@stevelutzke96004 жыл бұрын
We need more TV like this in today’s world.....
@BoB-th8wm3 жыл бұрын
Good luck finding the, Preacher, or Republican. That follow, or teach the Values of Men, or Women.
@TMac0925 Жыл бұрын
They can’t find enough gay trans black non binary women that funny.
@corbin246111 ай бұрын
@@BoB-th8wmcan u expand or explain. I’m genuinely confused but always earnest
@narliehs1648Ай бұрын
@@BoB-th8wmDo you get a woody every time you think about the pre-Civil War era?
@laudanum66912 жыл бұрын
Got to hang out with Larry today while he was in Saint Paul,MN. What a great guy, him and his support guys. They could not have been nicer. Thanks Larry!
@billcoley85205 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how one joke can trigger the memory that leads to 10 more
@CourteyCourt0413 жыл бұрын
"Alright. I give up. Where's the damn ship?" One of my favorite jokes by Ron White! haha
@jgentertain4 жыл бұрын
I thought the flying lesson one was the best.
@bradleygiesler21674 жыл бұрын
That was a john for joke
@billiebob1234563 жыл бұрын
NO COURT WATCH HIS TATER SALAD BIT
@anonymousbloke13 жыл бұрын
I didn't get this one. I know I'm 10 years too late but could anybody explain this one?
@MrCrackedJack2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousbloke1 The ship joke? The parrot knew how the magician did all his jokes and ruined them for the audience. The magician got sick of it and tried to kill the parrot. Ship blew up and left the magician and parrot alone at sea. The parrot, thinking this was all part of the show, gave up and asked where the ship was as if it was all a trick. Not sure how else to explain. Sorry.
@robertowens895 жыл бұрын
6:15 the moment Bill figures out the punchline before the joke is over.
@schnook6214 жыл бұрын
I luv their laughs! I laugh so hard at them just being them.. the 4 of them are the best comedy I've ever seen.
@denisjl1005 жыл бұрын
you know the best part of a bill engvall joke, how hard he laughs at them.
@Deadpool_647 жыл бұрын
I think it's funny how Bill always laughs at his own jokes harder than anyone else's jokes.
@JimboWild19822 жыл бұрын
I'm not a comedian by any means, but I do the same thing. I'm that guy who laughs at his jokes harder than anyone else. But, it's like I always tell people...my comedy is, first and foremost, for me! 😁😁
@robinbumpus7272 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree too. He loves his own jokes. He’s awesome though!
@DebbieMissroon Жыл бұрын
agreed!!!!!
@johngeverett10 ай бұрын
That's because Bill is occasionally amusing.
@Lemonbread215 жыл бұрын
Love how larry starts spinning on his stool for no reason. :)
@johnleaman98992 жыл бұрын
It was not for no reason, he was mimicking going around the world, duh
@robertearl9636 ай бұрын
He was told it was a sample stool
@hugohackenbush86053 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing all these jokes first time out back in the early 70s on a British tv show called The Comedians. Irregardless of that though, it's the bond between the guys that gives it it's unique flavour and makes old gags sound new. As the late great Frank Carson used to say, "It's the way I tell them!"
@AGalahcalledSammi3 жыл бұрын
Good old boys good old jokes. Thanx 👍😆😅😅
@zackally8289 жыл бұрын
I've seen this so many times but i just randomly stumbled on this and clicked on this video and I'm still laughing my ass off
@maryloutangye1831 Жыл бұрын
I love the Blue collars comedy they are a lot I wish they would come back on tv.
@chibilaichi6 жыл бұрын
"I bet this is the same doctor!!!" That made me laugh more than all those jokes they were telling. XD
@davecrupel28174 жыл бұрын
It was so unexpected! 🤣 And such a Larry joke!
@auraxfire2 жыл бұрын
Catching the 8.15 outta here. Hahahahahaa. That's the funniest one.
@tomservo753 жыл бұрын
The one about the mother in law in the hospital was absolutely the best!!
@donaldfredericksen1853 Жыл бұрын
These guys are great. Their individuality is what makes the show so much more entertaining than than just a single comedian. Love all 4
@magentalady4 жыл бұрын
I could watch this forever just to watch Ron's reactions to everything. He was always WASTED by the time they got to this part of the show and you can tell because he almost falls off the stool a couple of times.
@tdwt4eva13 жыл бұрын
Jeff: "Ronnie do you gotta joke?" Ron: "Nope!" lol
@patrickglover75064 жыл бұрын
Just let me drink my scotch guys.
@jeraleewood59694 жыл бұрын
@@patrickglover7506 With my "Scotch Guard" to protect my seat! lol
@patrickglover75064 жыл бұрын
@@jeraleewood5969 yes.
@nathansalomon55594 жыл бұрын
Love the casual response to Ron “Alright”.
@sherul534 жыл бұрын
Works for me.... I love the other 3, but he bugs me
@NicksCollectableCreations10 жыл бұрын
These guys are great separately, but together they just knock it into outer space.
@brianmckinney96257 жыл бұрын
UP Trains 4012
@glenwilliams53427 жыл бұрын
UP Trains 4014 0’
@AngelicusImmortus7 жыл бұрын
UP Trains 4014 not so fond of Larry but love the others
@judydietz90226 жыл бұрын
UP Trains 4014 so true :)
@marypump5775 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed!!!
@thebigdawg615 жыл бұрын
No one laughs harder at a Bill Engvall joke than Bill Engvall.
@NP1484 жыл бұрын
Too true and all honesty, I think his were the weakest of them all
@ElshazamReformed4 жыл бұрын
That's his charm.
@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын
@@NP148 The way I see it is this. If you can't laugh at yourself, and your own stuff, you have no right to laugh at anyone else.
@Grazza11293 жыл бұрын
His solo act was great but yea his jokes with the guys were stale
@johnwymer12153 жыл бұрын
I see you all are professionals. Your albums all went double platinum I guess...funny, never heard of any of you idiots...
@joyperez50833 жыл бұрын
I just love these guys thank you so much for making me laugh so hard that I peed my pants
@hpgirl2515 жыл бұрын
LOL, during jeff's joke on the mother-in-law, bill couldn't stop laughing. they obviously have heard these jokes from each other more then one time. and i loved the part when larry goes "I bet its the same doctor!" LOL!!!
@jaydeepro16 жыл бұрын
Some of the best comedians! They all are hilarious!
@Allagi224 жыл бұрын
A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Get out, we don't serve your kind in here!" The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. He takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" The rope replied "No, I'm a frayed knot."
@Heavenlyhounds9610 жыл бұрын
"I'm just kiddin' with ya. She died!" XD It's the long, suspenseful jokes that are the funniest. XD
@PhilTheBrave275 жыл бұрын
It ain’t right but you laughed at it. 😂
@richkeeshan97574 жыл бұрын
I was on a train the other day and this woman gets on with this UGLY baby. This guy comes in from the bar car fried to the eyes, and he stops by the woman with the baby and he's staring. And he says: "Damn!" The woman says "What're you looking at?" The guy says "I'm looking at that UGLY baby. That's a bad lookin' baby, lady. That's a hell of a kid you got there! I bet you save a lot of money with that baby, you don't need a babysitter, no one's gonna bother that kid" The woman took this as an offense. She tanks the emergency cord, the train stops, and the conductor comes back and asks "What happened?" She said "This man just insulted me! I don't have to ride this railroad and be insulted! The conductor says "Look lady, because of what this man did, we're going to give you a free first class meal in the diner. And maybe we'll find a banana for your monkey!"
@davecrupel28174 жыл бұрын
@@richkeeshan9757 Oof! 😂
@douggriggs14994 жыл бұрын
GREAT, GREAT PUNCHLINE. My dad used to tell jokes like that. I have inherited his talent. But some people get impatient as hell if the punchline doesn't arrive within 20 seconds. F 'em! LOL
@Imidri16 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall is amazing!
@InspectahReese2 жыл бұрын
This is the best genre of videos on the platform
@sweetjonnie7 жыл бұрын
Love these guys! Good friends and funny fellows.
@peggyowen3386Ай бұрын
These guys are the best. I’ve seen Bill Engvall and Larry the cable guy. I’m just hoping that I can see Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White!!
@NatandGeorge8 жыл бұрын
For stage, Ron White's my fave of this group; here he shows why -- timing!
@elizc28 жыл бұрын
Ron White is my least fav......don't find him funny at all
@NP1485 жыл бұрын
I think Ron's funny, just no where near as funny as the other 3. However, I think he had the best jokes
@tanyamudd347611 ай бұрын
THANK YOU !!!!!!😊
@c.knoxville59985 жыл бұрын
I almost got fired from my job for watching this. I was a senior designer at a time, one coop student sent me this video on the corporate network. It was Friday. He is from one of the islands, huge black guy but young 21 years old. I've never heard of these guys before.. so I plugged in, headset on... play... Oh my goodness. I was screaming of laughter..i couldn't stop. Now my firm had about 40-50 designers, all boring dumb people. You can imagine, Friday at 2 p.m. one senior designer bursts into screaming laughter so hard that the management had to come up to see what's happening...i couldn't stop just laughing. I love these guys
@blackcat37859 ай бұрын
miss them all together,funny as hell without even trying🤣🤣🤣
@justinbarrett23436 жыл бұрын
I got to see them in concert, Larry the cable guy is so funny.
@Ed-lz4jv3 жыл бұрын
I like them best when they all toured together
@bettyannsmith52675 жыл бұрын
Ron White: "...did you jump? A little, at first." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Th4t_guy_3 жыл бұрын
So, I think I get it but would you mind terribly haha
@corbin246111 ай бұрын
Ouch
@corbin246111 ай бұрын
In return explain bills 8:15am joke about wife? Heart, liver….. Need to know! 🤍
@jenniferdijames16715 жыл бұрын
Jeff, Bill, Ron and Larry the cable Guy, I remember you Boys very well. I haven't seen the blue collar comedy tour in years.
@vh63074 жыл бұрын
They NEVER fail 2 amuse US!!!! TOO HILARIOUS 🤣😅
@Miracle490d14 жыл бұрын
"It ain't right but you laughed at it." Yes I did. I'm going "OH NO thats evil" between chuckles. LOL
@Wellness_flow4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@michaelferrell92457 жыл бұрын
I'd watch a whole show like this, just the three of them talking telling stories.
@randytaylor12582 ай бұрын
Yeah, but you go through a lot of jokes night after night.
@quickrelaxation5353 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting!!!!! Love these guys!!!
@BigChiefMoose13 жыл бұрын
The look on Engvall's face @ 6:39 is priceless! I thought he was gonna launch like a rocket outta his chair!!
@marshamariner78973 жыл бұрын
Saw Bill live in Spence IA. And he is GREAT
@chirpycrow20614 жыл бұрын
I love these guys! They're a riot! I can't stop laughing 😂😂🤣! I'm going share the hell outta this video! Lmaoooo!
@bulltank85846 жыл бұрын
These guys are awesome... Thank you for your video
@lakedennis56875 жыл бұрын
I gotta admit the preacher told me that lol 😂😂😂 had me on the floor lmao
@TerriCarson-p9h3 ай бұрын
You guys are always funny no matter how many times ya see or hear it, it’s still funny. Love you all. Thank you for all the laughs ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@Jabootie-oz1cb6 жыл бұрын
Due to the recent frequency of human/bear encounters, the fish and wildlife advises that all persons in the great outdoors to exercise extra precaution in the field. They advise outdoors-men to wear little tiny bells on themselves to give advanced warning not not startle the, bears. They also advise carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. Outdoors men need to watch for fresh bear activity and be able to tell the difference between black bear / grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur, where as grizzly bear feces has lots of tiny bells in it, and smells like pepper.
@elijahruhland59015 жыл бұрын
Damn straight
@monkeyblue1313 жыл бұрын
I love how in the beginning, Sweet Child O' Mine is played!
@jakeyboy76563 жыл бұрын
that intro was very 2008 youtube lol love it
@taylorgates88479 жыл бұрын
these guys are funny as hell
@cjensen61256 жыл бұрын
Taylor Gates. Good job
@catherineportland5032 жыл бұрын
Bill just retired about a month ago he us so funny on stage. My favorite
@benjaminlehman32218 жыл бұрын
Two hunter friends are hunting and one drops to the floor. The other thinks he may be dead so he quickly calls 911. He asks the operator what to do and he says,"make sure that your friend is actually dead" there is silence and then a gun shot. The man goes " ok now what."😄😆
@rayvess20108 жыл бұрын
yeah that a good joke...but I like ( nfl green bay funny ) that is funny
@sudafederall96227 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Lehman Yeah I saw that youtube video too lol
@hayes5726 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Lehman totally paused the video to read your joke. 😂
@illwill97386 жыл бұрын
That not right (but it's funny though )
@davidhays62866 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THAT I LAUGHED SO HARD I THOUGHT I WET MYSELF
@dawny16732 жыл бұрын
Luv Ron White..the other guys are pretty good too..thanks for sharing..
@Joxman2k14 жыл бұрын
The quality of a person that can laugh at themselves is a equated to ones ability to make mistakes and not blame others :) :P
@hodell822 жыл бұрын
Those guys are the absolute best.
@taze31712 жыл бұрын
Love this stuff!
@triixstiir4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Foxworthy always reminds me of the guy that played Ricky Tozier in the It miniseries in the 90s.
@ozzyisgreat4eva5 жыл бұрын
"Ronnie you got a joke?" "Nope" Ron is one of the greatest of all time
@BBM7163 жыл бұрын
That’s one of my favorite parts. It’s kinda funny also because my boss at Amazon Delivery does this. My supervisor will talk during our team meeting and then be like “Greg you got anything?” And he says it the exact same way “Nope..” lmao 🤣 I die laughing every time cuz of Ron lol
@robertandhollyscorpiofan26972 жыл бұрын
Er, no. The greatest died on august 11, 2014.
@joedirt2907 жыл бұрын
Love the choice of the music at the beginning. Ohhhhhhhh Sweet Child O' Mine
@Sawsquatch14 жыл бұрын
A rancher and his wife were taking in an agricultural fair, they had been walking a while when they came upon the Livestock displays. They saw a massive bull with a sign posted: This bull mated 500 times last year, sireing 657 head of cattle. The wife turns to the rancher and says "See Henry, we can do it more often. It didn't hurt this bull, it won't hurt you", to which the rancher replied "Don't be so sure, you just ask the farmer if all 500 times were with the same old cow."
@douggriggs14994 жыл бұрын
GREAT!!! I have another joke involving a bull, but not as funny as yours. But still funny. A rancher has three bulls, a large bull, a medium-sized bull, and a small bull, who is not much bigger than some of the cows. But he has become disappointed with the size of the offspring. So he contacts his neighbor who has a giant bull, will pay the neighbor to have his giant impregnate a bunch of the first guy's cows. So the giant bull arrives on the ranch property, sees the rancher's 3 bulls looking at him. Goes over to the largest bull, stamps his feet repeatedly and snorts impressively, and the largest bull quickly backs away. "I want no part of him, and I urge you two guys to do what i did!" Giant bull does same to medium bull, who also quickly backs away. Then he goes over to MiniBull. Stomps and snorts, but the little bull gives the same treatment right back to the giant!!! The other two bulls urge him to back down immed!! "He will stomp you into little pieces and eat you for breakfast!! What are you doing!!??" Little bull: "I just want him to know that I AM A BULL!!!"
@bellarose5394 жыл бұрын
U guys are just funny keep em coming
@davidekstrand85445 жыл бұрын
I’m down in this store in Kentucky. Just after you walk through the door, there’s a big sign in that says, “BEWARE OF DOG.” I look down and there’s this big bloodhound that’s just out of it. You couldn’t tell whether he was alive or dead. So I asked the owner of the store, “Does that sign come with that dog?” He said, “Yeah, it does.” I said, “That dog’s not hurting anybody.” He said, “I know it. BEFORE I PUT THAT SIGN UP, PEOPLE KEPT TRIPPING OVER HIM!”
@joycemoss62053 жыл бұрын
this hilarious!!!
@tambrosia4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing some of the funniest guys around THANKS. I have learned something, if you have high BP, like me, bad heart, diabetes etc, watch these guys. You will LOL falling on the floor, scaring the dogs and your caretaker, and you be the better for it. Now keep taking your meds just be sure to add an hour of laughter throughout your day! Laughter the 2nd best medicine in the world. Oh the 1st best medicine in the world, A DOG! PAX+
@Jarock3164 жыл бұрын
The last part is not true as some people are allergic to dogs.
@KnoxBlondie13 жыл бұрын
There's something so sexy about Bill Engvall, whew. Love him.
@sightedgem54136 жыл бұрын
Ahh memories blue collar was great
@eaglestarkiller75456 жыл бұрын
Nobody laughs harder at Bill Engvall jokes than Bill Engvall.
@michaelevans2750 Жыл бұрын
3:12 HAHA! Ron's a hoot.
@madmike101a12 жыл бұрын
the guys are so funny, they make laugh at the same jokes every time.
@musicman89428 ай бұрын
still laughing all these years later
@michaelenfinger17096 жыл бұрын
A pirate walks in a bar and sits down and he has a steering wheel in his lap. The bartender takes his order and upon bringing him his drink the bartender asks the pirate did you no you have a steering wheel in your lap at which the pirate replies aigh and its driving me nuts.
@andyashby13 жыл бұрын
A band did a show in houston texas. When they get done with the show, they go back to their hotel. Just before they get to their room, a tough-looking guy jumps out in front of the lead singer and slaps him. He does this to everyone of the band members. That's because he made a "list" of people he'd slap if he ever saw them. The bass singer later comes and sees the guy. Just before the guy attempts to slap him, he says, "How about this? Let me mark you off my list!"
@jennifer8013 жыл бұрын
12 years later and still just as funny. 😂
@FuckFeminists2 жыл бұрын
These sorts of comments irritate me. Why would time make something less funny?? And just 12 years at that?! Oscar Wilde is still funny and he died in 1900.
@jennifer8012 жыл бұрын
@@FuckFeministsdepending on the topic that they are speaking about sometimes it doesn’t hold its relevance.
@MeTreesndirt2 жыл бұрын
Not Ron. He has disappeared. The booze ruined him. Bill is doing o.k. Larry quit. He was my fav n I hate rednecks. That's funny. I don't care who u are. With him, so true. Jeff must have retired too. Touring is a drag. The 3 are handsome ,not Larry but he is funnier because he is so average joe. Cable guynis sn wct. He has nons.wccent really. I wonder if he has a sister. I doubt it. GooGle.
@nickholland86972 жыл бұрын
If you don't think aliens live among us explain the lady at 4:53
@TheLukemcdaniel5 жыл бұрын
At the screaching noise .. I was thinking "So nothing's changed then?"
@PvssMyGloxk14 жыл бұрын
"Alright i give up, wheres the damn ship?" lmao
@Mynamepete4 жыл бұрын
Will Lonzie lol that was one of the best
@danconner77646 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times you hear these four tells these jokes you still break out laughing your butt off
@elijahruhland59015 жыл бұрын
Yup
@Worthington11382 ай бұрын
After all these years, Ron is clean, sober, and funnier than ever. Never give up. Keep fighting.
@Susan-x8b2zАй бұрын
My fav "if your mom has to drive you to school you are not a gangster
@CountryMusicMann9 жыл бұрын
I saw this one somewhere on a joke site: Two nuns are walking along together in a small forest near the convent. One is known as the Logical Nun, the other as the Athletic Nun. After a while they become aware of a man in a trench coat following them. They take a side path through some bushes, and the man continues after them. The Logical Nun leans over and tells her companion, "You run back to the convent and tell the Mother Superior we're being followed. I'll come along soon." The Athletic Nun asks, "But what about you? What will you do when the man catches up to you?" The Logical Nun replies, "Don't worry about me, just go!" The Athletic Nun hikes up her skirt and starts running. She makes it to the convent and explains the situation to the Mother Superior. Fifteen minutes later the Logical Nun comes walking out of the woods with not a mark on her. The other nuns go up to her and the Athletic Nun asks, "What happened? Is he still following you?" The Logical Nun calmly says, "Here's what happened: I stopped, then he stopped. I hiked up my skirt, he dropped his pants." The Athletic Nun is shocked when she hears this. "You two really did that?!" "No, of course not! He couldn't very well run with his pants around his ankles, now, could he?"
@tiapanda88249 жыл бұрын
LOL
@DanTorinoGT016 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Lehman he pulled is pants down and her skirt up like they were going to fuck and u can't run with ur pants at ur ankles
@Monochromicornicopia6 жыл бұрын
Didn't tell it very well. Hard to understand the punch line
@eliswhateverifeellikedoing18196 жыл бұрын
GDI the nun either had a very hairy bush or a dick
@michaelenfinger17096 жыл бұрын
Lolw
@rugratz22225 жыл бұрын
My shortest favorite "dad joke." Two men walk into a bar. One guy rubs his forehead and turns to the other guy. "So why don't we ever duck?"
@kenkarish8265 жыл бұрын
An old man Mr Smith goes to the doctor and tells him he can't hear out of his left ear. Doctor say well lets take a look, The doc looks into his ear and say Mr. Smith you have a suppository in your ear. Mr. Smith say's "Oh, Now I know what happened to my hearing aid....
@ellencoulter92795 жыл бұрын
Love these guys.
@fanatio0715 жыл бұрын
"I bet this is the same doctor!"..."Y'all wanna sit next to eachother?" HAHAHA!
@jgentertain4 жыл бұрын
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@jefffoxworthy64923 жыл бұрын
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@cool4ever114 жыл бұрын
I just love this show so much i need to put own my yellow pants on lmao
@jrny208 жыл бұрын
A youth got into a lot of trouble, vandalizing and the such. One day, he got married; so he cleaned up his act. Well, some years went by, and the wife ran away with the state trooper. After the divorce, the man decided to live a little; and got himself a 1969 Ford Mustang. He was speeding along the highway, when he saw blue flashing lights. The man sped up some more, before realizing; "Hey, what am I doing? I'm not young anymore." So the man turned his blinker on and pulled over. After he and the state trooper stopped, the trooper got and went up to the man's window. "License, and registration; please." The trooper said. The man handed over his license and registration. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The trooper asked. "Yes, sir; I do. I was speeding." The man answered. "I'll tell you what, I've heard every excuse in the book. So, you tell me a new one I haven't heard before, I'll let you off with a warning." The man thought for a few seconds before saying; "Well, sir; the thing of it is, is that my ex-wife ran away with a state trooper and, well; I thought you were bringing her back." The state trooper handed back the license and registration and said; "Have a nice day."
@SeraphSeph7 жыл бұрын
jrny20 I don't quite get the end
@jrny207 жыл бұрын
The guy hated his wife.
@tenhirankei6 жыл бұрын
I gotta remember that one next time I'm pulled over by a state trooper.
@mikem48516 жыл бұрын
@@tenhirankei Trust me, the state troopers have all heard that joke.
@tenhirankei6 жыл бұрын
+Mike M That was a joke?
@donaldnoel67664 жыл бұрын
I really do miss them.
@heatherlowe73303 жыл бұрын
These guys are so hilarious 🤣
@jaypritchett68463 жыл бұрын
6:54 “It at right, but you laughed at it!!!” 🤣
@mathewgodfrey151710 жыл бұрын
"All right, I give up. Where's the damn ship?"
@raspberryjam37245 жыл бұрын
Easily my favourite joke.
@Jane4135 жыл бұрын
Heard this one years ago and it still cracks me up.
@DaminalTheAminal5 жыл бұрын
100 years from now that joke will still be funny!!!