Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Guys' Favorite Jokes

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Pablo Hermes

Pablo Hermes

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@alinepeed7167
@alinepeed7167 2 жыл бұрын
Larry's dizzy, Ron is drunk, then there's Bill and Jeff. Love em all, and I wish them nothing but the best.
@DebbieMissroon
@DebbieMissroon Жыл бұрын
😂😅
@akadventurer7563
@akadventurer7563 10 ай бұрын
You spelled Ditzy wrong; ) 😂
@gorudashiro
@gorudashiro 6 ай бұрын
There is this old actor, Dean Martin, who would always be drinking. Well, he would drink and he would drink and he'd get drunker and drunker. That was his schtick. Years later, turned out that he was only drinking apple juice all that time. He never actually drank bourbon. I wonder if Ron White does something similar.
@randytaylor1258
@randytaylor1258 2 ай бұрын
​@@gorudashiro You can't remember jokes if you're drunk. Better that apple juice? Iced tea.
@peggyowen3386
@peggyowen3386 Ай бұрын
Me too!! Nothing but the best ❤
@brittanybarthel1410
@brittanybarthel1410 6 жыл бұрын
Too bad they don't tour together anymore. They are awesome and very hilarious when they are together like this.
@jefffoxworthy6492
@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for being a good fan of mine I really appreciate if you wish to message me on hangout here is my gmail below jefffoxworthy63@gmail.com Please stay safe ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@DebbieMissroon
@DebbieMissroon Жыл бұрын
agree they are funny all together
@almasasfai105
@almasasfai105 9 ай бұрын
😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@BarryHope-bj5um
@BarryHope-bj5um 8 ай бұрын
Have you not heard? Bill retired and was sold for spare parts.
@randytaylor1258
@randytaylor1258 2 ай бұрын
​@@BarryHope-bj5um Actually, I heard he retired and went into the ministry. For real.
@DigiRokkuKang
@DigiRokkuKang 5 жыл бұрын
6:53 "It ain't right but you laughed at it!!" Plus one to you Jeff!
@BarryHope-bj5um
@BarryHope-bj5um 11 ай бұрын
I never get too tired of these guys!
@thetaker252
@thetaker252 8 ай бұрын
It's impossible to get tired of these guys! They are hilarious! Love them! 😀😄😆😂🤣
@TheRyanMora
@TheRyanMora 5 жыл бұрын
Well over a decade later and they still crack me up!!
@btownballer021
@btownballer021 13 жыл бұрын
By saying "nope", Ron was funnier than every other joke told during this segment :D
@Bayougirl78
@Bayougirl78 12 жыл бұрын
This was always my favorite part of their shows, when they are goofing off together and playing off of each other, lol
@jefffoxworthy6492
@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for being a good fan of mine I really appreciate if you wish to message me on hangout here is my gmail below jefffoxworthy63@gmail.com Please stay safe ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@nathansalomon5559
@nathansalomon5559 4 жыл бұрын
Ron getting up at 4:44 right when Larry was going to start his joke and Jeff’s reaction was awesome.
@YouOnlyIiveTwice
@YouOnlyIiveTwice 9 жыл бұрын
What makes Larry's jokes so funny is that he is serious the whole time he's telling the story as if it were just another day in the life for him lol
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 4 жыл бұрын
"I bet this is the same doctor!
@DiabloSandwich59
@DiabloSandwich59 2 жыл бұрын
I think that's also true of Ron
@KnoxBlondie
@KnoxBlondie 14 жыл бұрын
It doesn't get any better than these guys! I wish they would have continued on for years!
@joeligocki4371
@joeligocki4371 2 жыл бұрын
,,,8
@joeligocki4371
@joeligocki4371 2 жыл бұрын
788
@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, it did get better than these guys. Sadly, he died august 11, 2014.
@johnterell8642
@johnterell8642 2 жыл бұрын
They still tour, but without Ron, because as much as he loved these guys, he didn't want to tailor his comedy to a family friendly show anymore.
@lindawall6833
@lindawall6833 Жыл бұрын
@@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 had to Google that... thx...
@nickluther263
@nickluther263 4 жыл бұрын
Bills reaction to jeffs mother in law joke just shows how many jokes these guy know
@stevelutzke9600
@stevelutzke9600 4 жыл бұрын
We need more TV like this in today’s world.....
@BoB-th8wm
@BoB-th8wm 3 жыл бұрын
Good luck finding the, Preacher, or Republican. That follow, or teach the Values of Men, or Women.
@TMac0925
@TMac0925 Жыл бұрын
They can’t find enough gay trans black non binary women that funny.
@corbin2461
@corbin2461 11 ай бұрын
@@BoB-th8wmcan u expand or explain. I’m genuinely confused but always earnest
@narliehs1648
@narliehs1648 Ай бұрын
​@@BoB-th8wmDo you get a woody every time you think about the pre-Civil War era?
@laudanum669
@laudanum669 12 жыл бұрын
Got to hang out with Larry today while he was in Saint Paul,MN. What a great guy, him and his support guys. They could not have been nicer. Thanks Larry!
@billcoley8520
@billcoley8520 5 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how one joke can trigger the memory that leads to 10 more
@CourteyCourt04
@CourteyCourt04 13 жыл бұрын
"Alright. I give up. Where's the damn ship?" One of my favorite jokes by Ron White! haha
@jgentertain
@jgentertain 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the flying lesson one was the best.
@bradleygiesler2167
@bradleygiesler2167 4 жыл бұрын
That was a john for joke
@billiebob123456
@billiebob123456 3 жыл бұрын
NO COURT WATCH HIS TATER SALAD BIT
@anonymousbloke1
@anonymousbloke1 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't get this one. I know I'm 10 years too late but could anybody explain this one?
@MrCrackedJack
@MrCrackedJack 2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousbloke1 The ship joke? The parrot knew how the magician did all his jokes and ruined them for the audience. The magician got sick of it and tried to kill the parrot. Ship blew up and left the magician and parrot alone at sea. The parrot, thinking this was all part of the show, gave up and asked where the ship was as if it was all a trick. Not sure how else to explain. Sorry.
@robertowens89
@robertowens89 5 жыл бұрын
6:15 the moment Bill figures out the punchline before the joke is over.
@schnook62
@schnook62 14 жыл бұрын
I luv their laughs! I laugh so hard at them just being them.. the 4 of them are the best comedy I've ever seen.
@denisjl100
@denisjl100 5 жыл бұрын
you know the best part of a bill engvall joke, how hard he laughs at them.
@Deadpool_64
@Deadpool_64 7 жыл бұрын
I think it's funny how Bill always laughs at his own jokes harder than anyone else's jokes.
@JimboWild1982
@JimboWild1982 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a comedian by any means, but I do the same thing. I'm that guy who laughs at his jokes harder than anyone else. But, it's like I always tell people...my comedy is, first and foremost, for me! 😁😁
@robinbumpus727
@robinbumpus727 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree too. He loves his own jokes. He’s awesome though!
@DebbieMissroon
@DebbieMissroon Жыл бұрын
agreed!!!!!
@johngeverett
@johngeverett 10 ай бұрын
That's because Bill is occasionally amusing.
@Lemonbread2
@Lemonbread2 15 жыл бұрын
Love how larry starts spinning on his stool for no reason. :)
@johnleaman9899
@johnleaman9899 2 жыл бұрын
It was not for no reason, he was mimicking going around the world, duh
@robertearl963
@robertearl963 6 ай бұрын
He was told it was a sample stool
@hugohackenbush8605
@hugohackenbush8605 3 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing all these jokes first time out back in the early 70s on a British tv show called The Comedians. Irregardless of that though, it's the bond between the guys that gives it it's unique flavour and makes old gags sound new. As the late great Frank Carson used to say, "It's the way I tell them!"
@AGalahcalledSammi
@AGalahcalledSammi 3 жыл бұрын
Good old boys good old jokes. Thanx 👍😆😅😅
@zackally828
@zackally828 9 жыл бұрын
I've seen this so many times but i just randomly stumbled on this and clicked on this video and I'm still laughing my ass off
@maryloutangye1831
@maryloutangye1831 Жыл бұрын
I love the Blue collars comedy they are a lot I wish they would come back on tv.
@chibilaichi
@chibilaichi 6 жыл бұрын
"I bet this is the same doctor!!!" That made me laugh more than all those jokes they were telling. XD
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 4 жыл бұрын
It was so unexpected! 🤣 And such a Larry joke!
@auraxfire
@auraxfire 2 жыл бұрын
Catching the 8.15 outta here. Hahahahahaa. That's the funniest one.
@tomservo75
@tomservo75 3 жыл бұрын
The one about the mother in law in the hospital was absolutely the best!!
@donaldfredericksen1853
@donaldfredericksen1853 Жыл бұрын
These guys are great. Their individuality is what makes the show so much more entertaining than than just a single comedian. Love all 4
@magentalady
@magentalady 4 жыл бұрын
I could watch this forever just to watch Ron's reactions to everything. He was always WASTED by the time they got to this part of the show and you can tell because he almost falls off the stool a couple of times.
@tdwt4eva
@tdwt4eva 13 жыл бұрын
Jeff: "Ronnie do you gotta joke?" Ron: "Nope!" lol
@patrickglover7506
@patrickglover7506 4 жыл бұрын
Just let me drink my scotch guys.
@jeraleewood5969
@jeraleewood5969 4 жыл бұрын
@@patrickglover7506 With my "Scotch Guard" to protect my seat! lol
@patrickglover7506
@patrickglover7506 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeraleewood5969 yes.
@nathansalomon5559
@nathansalomon5559 4 жыл бұрын
Love the casual response to Ron “Alright”.
@sherul53
@sherul53 4 жыл бұрын
Works for me.... I love the other 3, but he bugs me
@NicksCollectableCreations
@NicksCollectableCreations 10 жыл бұрын
These guys are great separately, but together they just knock it into outer space.
@brianmckinney9625
@brianmckinney9625 7 жыл бұрын
UP Trains 4012
@glenwilliams5342
@glenwilliams5342 7 жыл бұрын
UP Trains 4014 0’
@AngelicusImmortus
@AngelicusImmortus 7 жыл бұрын
UP Trains 4014 not so fond of Larry but love the others
@judydietz9022
@judydietz9022 6 жыл бұрын
UP Trains 4014 so true :)
@marypump577
@marypump577 5 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed!!!
@thebigdawg61
@thebigdawg61 5 жыл бұрын
No one laughs harder at a Bill Engvall joke than Bill Engvall.
@NP148
@NP148 4 жыл бұрын
Too true and all honesty, I think his were the weakest of them all
@ElshazamReformed
@ElshazamReformed 4 жыл бұрын
That's his charm.
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 3 жыл бұрын
@@NP148 The way I see it is this. If you can't laugh at yourself, and your own stuff, you have no right to laugh at anyone else.
@Grazza1129
@Grazza1129 3 жыл бұрын
His solo act was great but yea his jokes with the guys were stale
@johnwymer1215
@johnwymer1215 3 жыл бұрын
I see you all are professionals. Your albums all went double platinum I guess...funny, never heard of any of you idiots...
@joyperez5083
@joyperez5083 3 жыл бұрын
I just love these guys thank you so much for making me laugh so hard that I peed my pants
@hpgirl25
@hpgirl25 15 жыл бұрын
LOL, during jeff's joke on the mother-in-law, bill couldn't stop laughing. they obviously have heard these jokes from each other more then one time. and i loved the part when larry goes "I bet its the same doctor!" LOL!!!
@jaydeepro1
@jaydeepro1 6 жыл бұрын
Some of the best comedians! They all are hilarious!
@Allagi22
@Allagi22 4 жыл бұрын
A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Get out, we don't serve your kind in here!" The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. He takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says "hey, aren't you that rope I just kicked out?" The rope replied "No, I'm a frayed knot."
@Heavenlyhounds96
@Heavenlyhounds96 10 жыл бұрын
"I'm just kiddin' with ya. She died!" XD It's the long, suspenseful jokes that are the funniest. XD
@PhilTheBrave27
@PhilTheBrave27 5 жыл бұрын
It ain’t right but you laughed at it. 😂
@richkeeshan9757
@richkeeshan9757 4 жыл бұрын
I was on a train the other day and this woman gets on with this UGLY baby. This guy comes in from the bar car fried to the eyes, and he stops by the woman with the baby and he's staring. And he says: "Damn!" The woman says "What're you looking at?" The guy says "I'm looking at that UGLY baby. That's a bad lookin' baby, lady. That's a hell of a kid you got there! I bet you save a lot of money with that baby, you don't need a babysitter, no one's gonna bother that kid" The woman took this as an offense. She tanks the emergency cord, the train stops, and the conductor comes back and asks "What happened?" She said "This man just insulted me! I don't have to ride this railroad and be insulted! The conductor says "Look lady, because of what this man did, we're going to give you a free first class meal in the diner. And maybe we'll find a banana for your monkey!"
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 4 жыл бұрын
@@richkeeshan9757 Oof! 😂
@douggriggs1499
@douggriggs1499 4 жыл бұрын
GREAT, GREAT PUNCHLINE. My dad used to tell jokes like that. I have inherited his talent. But some people get impatient as hell if the punchline doesn't arrive within 20 seconds. F 'em! LOL
@Imidri
@Imidri 16 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall is amazing!
@InspectahReese
@InspectahReese 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best genre of videos on the platform
@sweetjonnie
@sweetjonnie 7 жыл бұрын
Love these guys! Good friends and funny fellows.
@peggyowen3386
@peggyowen3386 Ай бұрын
These guys are the best. I’ve seen Bill Engvall and Larry the cable guy. I’m just hoping that I can see Jeff Foxworthy and Ron White!!
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 8 жыл бұрын
For stage, Ron White's my fave of this group; here he shows why -- timing!
@elizc2
@elizc2 8 жыл бұрын
Ron White is my least fav......don't find him funny at all
@NP148
@NP148 5 жыл бұрын
I think Ron's funny, just no where near as funny as the other 3. However, I think he had the best jokes
@tanyamudd3476
@tanyamudd3476 11 ай бұрын
THANK YOU !!!!!!😊
@c.knoxville5998
@c.knoxville5998 5 жыл бұрын
I almost got fired from my job for watching this. I was a senior designer at a time, one coop student sent me this video on the corporate network. It was Friday. He is from one of the islands, huge black guy but young 21 years old. I've never heard of these guys before.. so I plugged in, headset on... play... Oh my goodness. I was screaming of laughter..i couldn't stop. Now my firm had about 40-50 designers, all boring dumb people. You can imagine, Friday at 2 p.m. one senior designer bursts into screaming laughter so hard that the management had to come up to see what's happening...i couldn't stop just laughing. I love these guys
@blackcat3785
@blackcat3785 9 ай бұрын
miss them all together,funny as hell without even trying🤣🤣🤣
@justinbarrett2343
@justinbarrett2343 6 жыл бұрын
I got to see them in concert, Larry the cable guy is so funny.
@Ed-lz4jv
@Ed-lz4jv 3 жыл бұрын
I like them best when they all toured together
@bettyannsmith5267
@bettyannsmith5267 5 жыл бұрын
Ron White: "...did you jump? A little, at first." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Th4t_guy_
@Th4t_guy_ 3 жыл бұрын
So, I think I get it but would you mind terribly haha
@corbin2461
@corbin2461 11 ай бұрын
Ouch
@corbin2461
@corbin2461 11 ай бұрын
In return explain bills 8:15am joke about wife? Heart, liver….. Need to know! 🤍
@jenniferdijames1671
@jenniferdijames1671 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff, Bill, Ron and Larry the cable Guy, I remember you Boys very well. I haven't seen the blue collar comedy tour in years.
@vh6307
@vh6307 4 жыл бұрын
They NEVER fail 2 amuse US!!!! TOO HILARIOUS 🤣😅
@Miracle490d
@Miracle490d 14 жыл бұрын
"It ain't right but you laughed at it." Yes I did. I'm going "OH NO thats evil" between chuckles. LOL
@Wellness_flow
@Wellness_flow 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@michaelferrell9245
@michaelferrell9245 7 жыл бұрын
I'd watch a whole show like this, just the three of them talking telling stories.
@randytaylor1258
@randytaylor1258 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, but you go through a lot of jokes night after night.
@quickrelaxation535
@quickrelaxation535 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting!!!!! Love these guys!!!
@BigChiefMoose
@BigChiefMoose 13 жыл бұрын
The look on Engvall's face @ 6:39 is priceless! I thought he was gonna launch like a rocket outta his chair!!
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 3 жыл бұрын
Saw Bill live in Spence IA. And he is GREAT
@chirpycrow2061
@chirpycrow2061 4 жыл бұрын
I love these guys! They're a riot! I can't stop laughing 😂😂🤣! I'm going share the hell outta this video! Lmaoooo!
@bulltank8584
@bulltank8584 6 жыл бұрын
These guys are awesome... Thank you for your video
@lakedennis5687
@lakedennis5687 5 жыл бұрын
I gotta admit the preacher told me that lol 😂😂😂 had me on the floor lmao
@TerriCarson-p9h
@TerriCarson-p9h 3 ай бұрын
You guys are always funny no matter how many times ya see or hear it, it’s still funny. Love you all. Thank you for all the laughs ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@Jabootie-oz1cb
@Jabootie-oz1cb 6 жыл бұрын
Due to the recent frequency of human/bear encounters, the fish and wildlife advises that all persons in the great outdoors to exercise extra precaution in the field. They advise outdoors-men to wear little tiny bells on themselves to give advanced warning not not startle the, bears. They also advise carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. Outdoors men need to watch for fresh bear activity and be able to tell the difference between black bear / grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur, where as grizzly bear feces has lots of tiny bells in it, and smells like pepper.
@elijahruhland5901
@elijahruhland5901 5 жыл бұрын
Damn straight
@monkeyblue13
@monkeyblue13 13 жыл бұрын
I love how in the beginning, Sweet Child O' Mine is played!
@jakeyboy7656
@jakeyboy7656 3 жыл бұрын
that intro was very 2008 youtube lol love it
@taylorgates8847
@taylorgates8847 9 жыл бұрын
these guys are funny as hell
@cjensen6125
@cjensen6125 6 жыл бұрын
Taylor Gates. Good job
@catherineportland503
@catherineportland503 2 жыл бұрын
Bill just retired about a month ago he us so funny on stage. My favorite
@benjaminlehman3221
@benjaminlehman3221 8 жыл бұрын
Two hunter friends are hunting and one drops to the floor. The other thinks he may be dead so he quickly calls 911. He asks the operator what to do and he says,"make sure that your friend is actually dead" there is silence and then a gun shot. The man goes " ok now what."😄😆
@rayvess2010
@rayvess2010 8 жыл бұрын
yeah that a good joke...but I like ( nfl green bay funny ) that is funny
@sudafederall9622
@sudafederall9622 7 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Lehman Yeah I saw that youtube video too lol
@hayes572
@hayes572 6 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Lehman totally paused the video to read your joke. 😂
@illwill9738
@illwill9738 6 жыл бұрын
That not right (but it's funny though )
@davidhays6286
@davidhays6286 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THAT I LAUGHED SO HARD I THOUGHT I WET MYSELF
@dawny1673
@dawny1673 2 жыл бұрын
Luv Ron White..the other guys are pretty good too..thanks for sharing..
@Joxman2k
@Joxman2k 14 жыл бұрын
The quality of a person that can laugh at themselves is a equated to ones ability to make mistakes and not blame others :) :P
@hodell82
@hodell82 2 жыл бұрын
Those guys are the absolute best.
@taze317
@taze317 12 жыл бұрын
Love this stuff!
@triixstiir
@triixstiir 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Foxworthy always reminds me of the guy that played Ricky Tozier in the It miniseries in the 90s.
@ozzyisgreat4eva
@ozzyisgreat4eva 5 жыл бұрын
"Ronnie you got a joke?" "Nope" Ron is one of the greatest of all time
@BBM716
@BBM716 3 жыл бұрын
That’s one of my favorite parts. It’s kinda funny also because my boss at Amazon Delivery does this. My supervisor will talk during our team meeting and then be like “Greg you got anything?” And he says it the exact same way “Nope..” lmao 🤣 I die laughing every time cuz of Ron lol
@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697
@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 2 жыл бұрын
Er, no. The greatest died on august 11, 2014.
@joedirt290
@joedirt290 7 жыл бұрын
Love the choice of the music at the beginning. Ohhhhhhhh Sweet Child O' Mine
@Sawsquatch
@Sawsquatch 14 жыл бұрын
A rancher and his wife were taking in an agricultural fair, they had been walking a while when they came upon the Livestock displays. They saw a massive bull with a sign posted: This bull mated 500 times last year, sireing 657 head of cattle. The wife turns to the rancher and says "See Henry, we can do it more often. It didn't hurt this bull, it won't hurt you", to which the rancher replied "Don't be so sure, you just ask the farmer if all 500 times were with the same old cow."
@douggriggs1499
@douggriggs1499 4 жыл бұрын
GREAT!!! I have another joke involving a bull, but not as funny as yours. But still funny. A rancher has three bulls, a large bull, a medium-sized bull, and a small bull, who is not much bigger than some of the cows. But he has become disappointed with the size of the offspring. So he contacts his neighbor who has a giant bull, will pay the neighbor to have his giant impregnate a bunch of the first guy's cows. So the giant bull arrives on the ranch property, sees the rancher's 3 bulls looking at him. Goes over to the largest bull, stamps his feet repeatedly and snorts impressively, and the largest bull quickly backs away. "I want no part of him, and I urge you two guys to do what i did!" Giant bull does same to medium bull, who also quickly backs away. Then he goes over to MiniBull. Stomps and snorts, but the little bull gives the same treatment right back to the giant!!! The other two bulls urge him to back down immed!! "He will stomp you into little pieces and eat you for breakfast!! What are you doing!!??" Little bull: "I just want him to know that I AM A BULL!!!"
@bellarose539
@bellarose539 4 жыл бұрын
U guys are just funny keep em coming
@davidekstrand8544
@davidekstrand8544 5 жыл бұрын
I’m down in this store in Kentucky. Just after you walk through the door, there’s a big sign in that says, “BEWARE OF DOG.” I look down and there’s this big bloodhound that’s just out of it. You couldn’t tell whether he was alive or dead. So I asked the owner of the store, “Does that sign come with that dog?” He said, “Yeah, it does.” I said, “That dog’s not hurting anybody.” He said, “I know it. BEFORE I PUT THAT SIGN UP, PEOPLE KEPT TRIPPING OVER HIM!”
@joycemoss6205
@joycemoss6205 3 жыл бұрын
this hilarious!!!
@tambrosia
@tambrosia 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing some of the funniest guys around THANKS. I have learned something, if you have high BP, like me, bad heart, diabetes etc, watch these guys. You will LOL falling on the floor, scaring the dogs and your caretaker, and you be the better for it. Now keep taking your meds just be sure to add an hour of laughter throughout your day! Laughter the 2nd best medicine in the world. Oh the 1st best medicine in the world, A DOG! PAX+
@Jarock316
@Jarock316 4 жыл бұрын
The last part is not true as some people are allergic to dogs.
@KnoxBlondie
@KnoxBlondie 13 жыл бұрын
There's something so sexy about Bill Engvall, whew. Love him.
@sightedgem5413
@sightedgem5413 6 жыл бұрын
Ahh memories blue collar was great
@eaglestarkiller7545
@eaglestarkiller7545 6 жыл бұрын
Nobody laughs harder at Bill Engvall jokes than Bill Engvall.
@michaelevans2750
@michaelevans2750 Жыл бұрын
3:12 HAHA! Ron's a hoot.
@madmike101a
@madmike101a 12 жыл бұрын
the guys are so funny, they make laugh at the same jokes every time.
@musicman8942
@musicman8942 8 ай бұрын
still laughing all these years later
@michaelenfinger1709
@michaelenfinger1709 6 жыл бұрын
A pirate walks in a bar and sits down and he has a steering wheel in his lap. The bartender takes his order and upon bringing him his drink the bartender asks the pirate did you no you have a steering wheel in your lap at which the pirate replies aigh and its driving me nuts.
@andyashby
@andyashby 13 жыл бұрын
A band did a show in houston texas. When they get done with the show, they go back to their hotel. Just before they get to their room, a tough-looking guy jumps out in front of the lead singer and slaps him. He does this to everyone of the band members. That's because he made a "list" of people he'd slap if he ever saw them. The bass singer later comes and sees the guy. Just before the guy attempts to slap him, he says, "How about this? Let me mark you off my list!"
@jennifer801
@jennifer801 3 жыл бұрын
12 years later and still just as funny. 😂
@FuckFeminists
@FuckFeminists 2 жыл бұрын
These sorts of comments irritate me. Why would time make something less funny?? And just 12 years at that?! Oscar Wilde is still funny and he died in 1900.
@jennifer801
@jennifer801 2 жыл бұрын
@@FuckFeministsdepending on the topic that they are speaking about sometimes it doesn’t hold its relevance.
@MeTreesndirt
@MeTreesndirt 2 жыл бұрын
Not Ron. He has disappeared. The booze ruined him. Bill is doing o.k. Larry quit. He was my fav n I hate rednecks. That's funny. I don't care who u are. With him, so true. Jeff must have retired too. Touring is a drag. The 3 are handsome ,not Larry but he is funnier because he is so average joe. Cable guynis sn wct. He has nons.wccent really. I wonder if he has a sister. I doubt it. GooGle.
@nickholland8697
@nickholland8697 2 жыл бұрын
If you don't think aliens live among us explain the lady at 4:53
@TheLukemcdaniel
@TheLukemcdaniel 5 жыл бұрын
At the screaching noise .. I was thinking "So nothing's changed then?"
@PvssMyGloxk
@PvssMyGloxk 14 жыл бұрын
"Alright i give up, wheres the damn ship?" lmao
@Mynamepete
@Mynamepete 4 жыл бұрын
Will Lonzie lol that was one of the best
@danconner7764
@danconner7764 6 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times you hear these four tells these jokes you still break out laughing your butt off
@elijahruhland5901
@elijahruhland5901 5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@Worthington1138
@Worthington1138 2 ай бұрын
After all these years, Ron is clean, sober, and funnier than ever. Never give up. Keep fighting.
@Susan-x8b2z
@Susan-x8b2z Ай бұрын
My fav "if your mom has to drive you to school you are not a gangster
@CountryMusicMann
@CountryMusicMann 9 жыл бұрын
I saw this one somewhere on a joke site: Two nuns are walking along together in a small forest near the convent. One is known as the Logical Nun, the other as the Athletic Nun. After a while they become aware of a man in a trench coat following them. They take a side path through some bushes, and the man continues after them. The Logical Nun leans over and tells her companion, "You run back to the convent and tell the Mother Superior we're being followed. I'll come along soon." The Athletic Nun asks, "But what about you? What will you do when the man catches up to you?" The Logical Nun replies, "Don't worry about me, just go!" The Athletic Nun hikes up her skirt and starts running. She makes it to the convent and explains the situation to the Mother Superior. Fifteen minutes later the Logical Nun comes walking out of the woods with not a mark on her. The other nuns go up to her and the Athletic Nun asks, "What happened? Is he still following you?" The Logical Nun calmly says, "Here's what happened: I stopped, then he stopped. I hiked up my skirt, he dropped his pants." The Athletic Nun is shocked when she hears this. "You two really did that?!" "No, of course not! He couldn't very well run with his pants around his ankles, now, could he?"
@tiapanda8824
@tiapanda8824 9 жыл бұрын
LOL
@DanTorinoGT01
@DanTorinoGT01 6 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Lehman he pulled is pants down and her skirt up like they were going to fuck and u can't run with ur pants at ur ankles
@Monochromicornicopia
@Monochromicornicopia 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't tell it very well. Hard to understand the punch line
@eliswhateverifeellikedoing1819
@eliswhateverifeellikedoing1819 6 жыл бұрын
GDI the nun either had a very hairy bush or a dick
@michaelenfinger1709
@michaelenfinger1709 6 жыл бұрын
Lolw
@rugratz2222
@rugratz2222 5 жыл бұрын
My shortest favorite "dad joke." Two men walk into a bar. One guy rubs his forehead and turns to the other guy. "So why don't we ever duck?"
@kenkarish826
@kenkarish826 5 жыл бұрын
An old man Mr Smith goes to the doctor and tells him he can't hear out of his left ear. Doctor say well lets take a look, The doc looks into his ear and say Mr. Smith you have a suppository in your ear. Mr. Smith say's "Oh, Now I know what happened to my hearing aid....
@ellencoulter9279
@ellencoulter9279 5 жыл бұрын
Love these guys.
@fanatio07
@fanatio07 15 жыл бұрын
"I bet this is the same doctor!"..."Y'all wanna sit next to eachother?" HAHAHA!
@jgentertain
@jgentertain 4 жыл бұрын
😄😆
@jefffoxworthy6492
@jefffoxworthy6492 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for being a good fan of mine I really appreciate if you wish to message me on hangout here is my gmail below jefffoxworthy63@gmail.com Please stay safe ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@cool4ever1
@cool4ever1 14 жыл бұрын
I just love this show so much i need to put own my yellow pants on lmao
@jrny20
@jrny20 8 жыл бұрын
A youth got into a lot of trouble, vandalizing and the such. One day, he got married; so he cleaned up his act. Well, some years went by, and the wife ran away with the state trooper. After the divorce, the man decided to live a little; and got himself a 1969 Ford Mustang. He was speeding along the highway, when he saw blue flashing lights. The man sped up some more, before realizing; "Hey, what am I doing? I'm not young anymore." So the man turned his blinker on and pulled over. After he and the state trooper stopped, the trooper got and went up to the man's window. "License, and registration; please." The trooper said. The man handed over his license and registration. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The trooper asked. "Yes, sir; I do. I was speeding." The man answered. "I'll tell you what, I've heard every excuse in the book. So, you tell me a new one I haven't heard before, I'll let you off with a warning." The man thought for a few seconds before saying; "Well, sir; the thing of it is, is that my ex-wife ran away with a state trooper and, well; I thought you were bringing her back." The state trooper handed back the license and registration and said; "Have a nice day."
@SeraphSeph
@SeraphSeph 7 жыл бұрын
jrny20 I don't quite get the end
@jrny20
@jrny20 7 жыл бұрын
The guy hated his wife.
@tenhirankei
@tenhirankei 6 жыл бұрын
I gotta remember that one next time I'm pulled over by a state trooper.
@mikem4851
@mikem4851 6 жыл бұрын
@@tenhirankei Trust me, the state troopers have all heard that joke.
@tenhirankei
@tenhirankei 6 жыл бұрын
+Mike M That was a joke?
@donaldnoel6766
@donaldnoel6766 4 жыл бұрын
I really do miss them.
@heatherlowe7330
@heatherlowe7330 3 жыл бұрын
These guys are so hilarious 🤣
@jaypritchett6846
@jaypritchett6846 3 жыл бұрын
6:54 “It at right, but you laughed at it!!!” 🤣
@mathewgodfrey1517
@mathewgodfrey1517 10 жыл бұрын
"All right, I give up. Where's the damn ship?"
@raspberryjam3724
@raspberryjam3724 5 жыл бұрын
Easily my favourite joke.
@Jane413
@Jane413 5 жыл бұрын
Heard this one years ago and it still cracks me up.
@DaminalTheAminal
@DaminalTheAminal 5 жыл бұрын
100 years from now that joke will still be funny!!!
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