Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign (Video)

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Warner Music Nashville

Warner Music Nashville

Күн бұрын

© 2005 WMG
Here's Your Sign (Video)
#BillEngvall #HeresYourSign #90sCountry

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@cheesemeister97
@cheesemeister97 11 жыл бұрын
Got caught in a rainstorm walking to work one morning. I got in and the boss said "Is it raining?" and I couldn't resist, I said "Nope, just got dressed before I had my shower to save time. Here's your sign!"
@halriggs4407
@halriggs4407 2 жыл бұрын
I couldnt pass that up either
@kagomecc461
@kagomecc461 2 жыл бұрын
As a 3rd person I would of said "Ya walked in that one. Thats funny I don't care who you are"
@brandi37
@brandi37 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@bb0123
@bb0123 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🌧
@DJK-cq2uy
@DJK-cq2uy Жыл бұрын
That would be hard to pass up
@mastermindoftrouble
@mastermindoftrouble 2 жыл бұрын
Something that'll always keep me happy on the daily. Good time to mention this: I was at a family birthday party for my cousin from New Jersey and we walked in. My uncle on my mom's side of our family came in late and said, "Is it someone's birthday?" I, with the straightest face, looked at him and said, "Nope. We stole this cake from Publix." Here's your sign.
@patrickruth153
@patrickruth153 14 күн бұрын
Not Kroger. Here’s your sign😊
@XtalMag
@XtalMag 4 жыл бұрын
What's the definition of Classical? Something that never gets old. This doesn't.
@jws1272
@jws1272 4 ай бұрын
Yes, because there will ALWAYS be stupid people in the world!!!
@HomerInNC
@HomerInNC 10 жыл бұрын
Still WAY too many people WITHOUT their Sign.....
@doughesson
@doughesson 3 жыл бұрын
You ought to go to a sign company and order some. I bet they'd love the work.
@TheRevolvingTraveler
@TheRevolvingTraveler 4 жыл бұрын
The offical theme song for many years.
@Paul-yw4yr
@Paul-yw4yr 3 жыл бұрын
And 2021
@cmanhanks1
@cmanhanks1 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and sad simultaneously
@masterzero8561
@masterzero8561 2 жыл бұрын
And 2022
@ShockDiamondStudios
@ShockDiamondStudios 29 күн бұрын
It gets more accurate as time goes on. This one is from 2024. Let’s see how accurate it is in 2050.
@Big_Wash01
@Big_Wash01 11 жыл бұрын
I was on a High School baseball team. We were preparing for a tournament, the first practice being pop-fly catches. The first pitching machine ball the assistant coach fires into the air misses my glove and hits me square in the eye. One of the other outfielders asked me, "Did it hurt?" I said, "Nope. Felt so good, I'll do it again. Still got another eye left. Here's Your Sign."
@Lady8D
@Lady8D 27 күн бұрын
I had a very similar experience playing baseball in the street as a kid (as one did, back then) it had just finished raining and our bases were carpet samples. I hit what should have been a home run but as I was rounding third the base slid across the road...as did my knee! I still have a scar from that, approx 3" long. One of the kids we were playing with came over as I was trying to get up and prevent the blood from getting all over my socks and shoes - I'm bleeding profusely from a gigantic gash in my knee and he says "Oooooh! Does that hurt?!?" "Nope, felt real good! Kinda tickles actually...don't forget to grab your sign when you leave" (this was around the time this saying was HUGE so I got a big scar & big laughs that day 😁)
@burnzy116
@burnzy116 13 жыл бұрын
I had a "Here's Your Sign"! moment I when I was in Jr. High people were setting up for a Volleyball game when a kid asked "are you having a volleball game tonight?" a coach looked at him and said" no we're setting up for fun!"
@ClayMorrow91
@ClayMorrow91 8 жыл бұрын
This song reminds me of a really good Here's Your Sign joke. The one where Bill got stuck behind a big rig that wedged his trailer underneath an overpass, so he and the trucker were standing on the side of the road waiting on the tow truck driver and the highway patrolman pulls up. And he looks at the guy's rig and he looks at the trucker and Bill's thinkin': 'Oh dear God, he can't say it 'cause I'll start laughing.' Sure enough, cop goes: 'You get your truck stuck?' And God bless this trucker, without missing a beat he goes: 'Nope, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas. Here's your sign.'
@lauraembery5028
@lauraembery5028 7 жыл бұрын
Lol...too funny!
@michellediaco3092
@michellediaco3092 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@nbuehster
@nbuehster 5 жыл бұрын
LOL Good one.
@TheRevolvingTraveler
@TheRevolvingTraveler 5 жыл бұрын
Very funny.
@russelljohnson6267
@russelljohnson6267 6 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@RobertNielsen1970
@RobertNielsen1970 9 жыл бұрын
I remember several years ago, my wife and I were at dinner with my family--as we walked out of the restaurant, there's a _big_ sign behind the cashier that says: _NO CHECKS ACCEPTED_. There's a customer standing in front of the cashier, and she said, "Can I just write a check for dinner?" I _ran_ out the door, and jumped in my car, turned to my wife, and said, "I've got just _THREE WORDS_ for that woman, and *_YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE_*!" My wife said, "Go ahead, say it." I said, _"HERE'S YOUR SIGN_!"
@ericbarnes1155
@ericbarnes1155 8 жыл бұрын
+Robert Nielsen HA U should gone up to the women and said "U know that big thing is behind him says".
@bigpoppabotch3523
@bigpoppabotch3523 4 жыл бұрын
Okay boomer
@JohnSmith-zw8vp
@JohnSmith-zw8vp Жыл бұрын
There WAS a sign though!!
@norman6492
@norman6492 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@RobertNielsen1970
@RobertNielsen1970 10 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-zw8vp True, but when I said "here's your sign" to my wife, it was in Bill Engvall's vein of "I hate stupid people. They should just have to _wear SIGNS_ that just say, _'I'm STUPID!'"_
@DMAbCD
@DMAbCD 4 жыл бұрын
This will never get old. Sadly, it is even more prevalent today.
@maddogmaurice
@maddogmaurice 2 жыл бұрын
Hey! born 1992, Australian, first saw Bill Engvall around on the Blue comedy tour dvd about 13yr have loved his work ever since! I do get what you're saying anyone born now or in their teens would probably look at this in disgust. Oh well they don't know what they're missing out on.
@eileenmccarthy8507
@eileenmccarthy8507 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, more prevalent today! 9-3-22
@Steveman27
@Steveman27 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, it was more prevalent in the 1980s. In general, people are smarter and more rational now than they were decades ago.
@odinfromcentr2
@odinfromcentr2 Жыл бұрын
@@Steveman27 I'm not so sure about that...
@RobertJohnson-ol4qj
@RobertJohnson-ol4qj Жыл бұрын
💯
@DaniBaker2023
@DaniBaker2023 8 ай бұрын
My nephew asks me what I'm doing with my phone in my hand. Like nothing just looking at my lock screen. Here's your sign nephew. Lol
@TheRevolvingTraveler
@TheRevolvingTraveler 5 жыл бұрын
I work in a warehouse and a fellow case picker asked me if I was case picking while I was doing just that. I said nope, I'm giving these boxes a ride on this pallet. Here's your sign. Wheeeeee!!!
@FrvrVglnt870
@FrvrVglnt870 4 жыл бұрын
I was in Tunica, MS a couple of years back when this happened. My grandfather had just turned 75 years of age and my aunt & I were getting ready to go home the next morning when he saw the pair of jeans he was wearing, I was sitting in a chair just minding my own business and he said to me "Are those your jeans on the floor?" I couldn't resist, I said "Yeah, the Tooth Fairy stopped in for a nightcap last night and I forgot to put them back on!" Then he went into the bathroom. Here's your sign.
@Puppet_Gamer
@Puppet_Gamer 8 жыл бұрын
We have all had our moments as stupid people. I love the Here's Your Sign Joke where Bill came out of the mall one day and the guy who parked his car next to Bill's stood there with a coat hanger in his window. Bill couldn't resist asking him, "You lock your keys in your car?" The other guy turned around and said, "Nope. Just washed them and they're hanging up to dry. Here's your sign."
@robertscott1983
@robertscott1983 Жыл бұрын
I would’ve said “Nope, I’m the coat checker for this here parking lot.”
@DJShihTzuman
@DJShihTzuman 13 жыл бұрын
In tenth grade I came down with a bad case of Stomach Flu and was out for two weeks, after recovering and getting the all clear from the doctor I returned to school and my friend says 'Were you sick with the flu?' so I said 'Nope! I went on vacation to Hawaii and lost twenty pounds! Here's Your Sign!'
@carltontheduke2571
@carltontheduke2571 6 жыл бұрын
Possible scenario. I'm heading to class, and I'm playing some music on my phone. This guy walks up to me and says “You listening to music?” I said, “Nope, I'm communicating with aliens. Here’s your sign.”
@darkhistory1436
@darkhistory1436 9 жыл бұрын
I love this song and Bill Engvall. People need signs like that, even here. I remember a few years ago I moved from my flat to my home now. I brought my friend over after I had all my stuff moved in and he asked "This is your new house"? And I said "Nope, it's my neighbors. I broke in so you could see who I lived next to". Here's your sign!
@echo-channel77
@echo-channel77 Жыл бұрын
Today the "sign" is called a covid mask.
@CoffeeFruits-World
@CoffeeFruits-World 5 жыл бұрын
Forget a sign; my little sister needs a friggin' billboard!
@SNIFFMYWEINER
@SNIFFMYWEINER 5 ай бұрын
noice
@jws1272
@jws1272 3 ай бұрын
In this world, where IDIOCRACY has become a DOCUMENTARY, she's probably NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!
@nataliemiller5537
@nataliemiller5537 10 ай бұрын
Mom was making biscuits for breakfast. Steam was coming out of them. I said are they hot mom??? Then I thought nope that's freezer burn. Here's your sign Natalie
@kathleen2754
@kathleen2754 5 ай бұрын
There are so many people in this world today that need this sign 😂😂😂
@elainecroteau2902
@elainecroteau2902 4 ай бұрын
Therapists should show this to their patients who suffer from depression!!
@darunealbane
@darunealbane 3 ай бұрын
Todays sighn is a mask ..
@SammysBaits
@SammysBaits 3 ай бұрын
they have their own version. It is a red hat.
@darunealbane
@darunealbane 3 ай бұрын
@@SammysBaits face mask
@curtisguillory721
@curtisguillory721 3 ай бұрын
Yea. The ones that got the jab
@flynnrider8121
@flynnrider8121 8 жыл бұрын
One time I was with my family sitting down at a table and we were playing cards and I was the dealer. As I'm dealing my uncle walks into the room and says "y'all dealing cards?" And without missing a beat I said "nope. I'm dividing up the family fortune" Here's your sign
@JohnSmith-zw8vp
@JohnSmith-zw8vp 7 ай бұрын
Hopefully nobody LOSES their family fortune playing cards!!
@melissaritter7348
@melissaritter7348 Жыл бұрын
I remember hearing the song in the Summer 97. Bill Engvall and Travis Tritt was the guest in the song while Bill said jokes. Travis sang the chorus. I remember Iowa's Best Country Kix 101 radio played the song in the Summer 97.
@cbrock420
@cbrock420 8 күн бұрын
This guy was 20 years ahead of his time.
@darsparx
@darsparx 8 жыл бұрын
So basically the same people that will call a grocery store like Harris Teeter way before we close and someone answers the phone and they ask "Are you guys open?", i'm half tempted if they'd let me answer it to say "nope, we just like to test the phones every once in a while when we're closed here's your sign"...
@DarkPaladin24
@DarkPaladin24 4 жыл бұрын
I work in a grocery store and I was gathering carts around 6 pm and the parking lot is full, lights are on and people are doing their business. This lady pulls in front on me and rolls down her window and asks, "Are you open?". My head twitched a bit before I thought "Nope. We're waiting for a film crew with Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham to come and shoot their next scene." Here's your sign.
@suttybuddy7273
@suttybuddy7273 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@halriggs4407
@halriggs4407 3 жыл бұрын
Darn right
@pamelalandon2423
@pamelalandon2423 6 ай бұрын
​@@DarkPaladin24, That would be a good movie. And to see your parking lot on screen later would be a hoot!
@fallendmr
@fallendmr 9 жыл бұрын
The Official Theme song of Congress.
@inquisitort.torquemada9318
@inquisitort.torquemada9318 7 жыл бұрын
Every politician in California starting with Governor Gavin Newsom and Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.
@jamiemurphy1468
@jamiemurphy1468 7 жыл бұрын
Especially the dumbass liberals
@ArcherSlamBAM
@ArcherSlamBAM 7 жыл бұрын
Let's expand that a bit - "The Official Theme Song of Politicians." All of them.
@cjijr1972
@cjijr1972 6 жыл бұрын
Big time
@olivernorthrup8502
@olivernorthrup8502 5 жыл бұрын
They should play this for the president instead of hail to the chief. I mean for the rest of time. Just to be fair.
@JohnSmith-zw8vp
@JohnSmith-zw8vp Жыл бұрын
In my 10th grade English class back in the day one of my classmates kept wanting me to "show your sign" while flashing the west side gang symbol...so I made a yellow button/sign that read I'M STUPID and when he did that I said, "Oh you want me to show a sign? Okay...here's your sign!" :D
@TheRevolvingTraveler
@TheRevolvingTraveler 6 жыл бұрын
Bill,Jeff and Larry need to put out more music and movies.
@josealdana7119
@josealdana7119 8 ай бұрын
You forgot the 'Tater 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dirkevans3443
@dirkevans3443 3 жыл бұрын
I still use this phrase all the time It’s just too perfect for so many things that hear, see or read Yep, Here’s your sign!
@Big_Wash01
@Big_Wash01 27 күн бұрын
@@dirkevans3443 Same here. In fact, I work at a retirement home in the food service department. I was taking the temps on the salad bar. This one lady asked me, "Are you taking the temps?" I said, "Nope. I'm practicing for a medical degree. Here's Your Sign."
@davidbelmont1214
@davidbelmont1214 9 ай бұрын
Years ago my now ex wife's great uncle passed away. He loved to feed the squirrels from his couch in the den, leaving his door open, so they could come in and watch TV with him while they snacked. After the service we were heading back home, when we inadvertently ran something over. When she saw what we hit, she told me we had just hit a squirrel. Without thinking, I blurted our, "well, at least now your great uncle won't be lonely!"
@TheSillySilas
@TheSillySilas 12 жыл бұрын
man, Travis Tritt and Bill Engvall together on one video... epic man!!!
@psionicjinx
@psionicjinx 5 жыл бұрын
The singer is Travis Tritt for anyone wanting to know
@julieporter7805
@julieporter7805 3 жыл бұрын
I remember once I lived in a dorm and many of the women were getting dressed and made up for the homecoming dance. I left my room dressed in pajamas and a bathrobe and one of these women asked, "Are you going to the dance?" I just glared at her and said "Yes, I thought that I'd go casual this year." Here's your sign.
@JohnSmith-zw8vp
@JohnSmith-zw8vp Жыл бұрын
Well, it could be a sleepover/pj themed dance...doesn't that count?
@JohnSmith-zw8vp
@JohnSmith-zw8vp 7 ай бұрын
Hey they could have a PJ themed dance if they really wanted!
@haworthlowell805
@haworthlowell805 5 ай бұрын
​@@JohnSmith-zw8vpYou need your own special little sign.
@georgew.5639
@georgew.5639 Жыл бұрын
This is getting more real everyday.
@andrewmcdonald183
@andrewmcdonald183 3 жыл бұрын
In school I was in English class and the teacher announced a quiz will begin today. And this kid next to me asked, "Do we have a quiz? " I said, "Nope this is a practice drill for suprise quizzes, here's your sign."
@markconley454
@markconley454 2 жыл бұрын
I just love the way he says "heres your sign" after the tire incident
@bkjackson8092
@bkjackson8092 5 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video over and over throughout the years and never tire of it. ANd the message only gets truer and truer as time passes! 8-) Bless you Bill Engvall.
@suetaylor6949
@suetaylor6949 3 жыл бұрын
This song is so true. People ask the silliest questions sometimes. You gotta love it. Lol
@nbuehster
@nbuehster 2 жыл бұрын
Here are a few good ones he could use. 1. If your kid gets dinner from a fast-food restaurant (preferably a bad one, like Arby's): Mother: Did you get this food from *insert fast-food restaurant* Kid: Nope, it's homemade. Here's your sign. 2. A while ago I heard about people camping outside of stores, waiting for a new Playstation (I think that's what it was.) to be released. I think a good one would be if someone asked "Are you waiting for the new Playstation to be released?". Then one of the people waiting would say something about the Grateful Dead touring.
@jacklow9611
@jacklow9611 8 ай бұрын
And what's wrong with Arby's?
@haworthlowell805
@haworthlowell805 5 ай бұрын
​@@jacklow9611It's better than his momma's cooking!
@Michael-ch6fd
@Michael-ch6fd 8 ай бұрын
An absolute legend God bless him and hats off to the cast that replicated the dance.
@danbryan3417
@danbryan3417 4 ай бұрын
In 1997 this song got me fired from a country radio station in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I was the DJ on the weekend, midnight to 6:00 am shift. I dedicated this song to the executives of an airline that was getting rid of service in and out of Cheyenne. The following Monday morning I was given the news that I was fired.
@randomatron7156
@randomatron7156 7 ай бұрын
Fun fact, my dad is the actor who played the guy who spilled coffee on himself!
@FMF666
@FMF666 14 жыл бұрын
Still just as great as the first time i heard bill doing his comedy on the radio in the late 90's
@howardswanson2343
@howardswanson2343 2 жыл бұрын
Can we get this to Joe Biden and Kamala ? They both need their signs...
@Kw1161
@Kw1161 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂!
@MsShaunaM
@MsShaunaM 3 ай бұрын
Hardly. It's Trump and MAGA who have a combined IQ of 10.
@sofaking777777
@sofaking777777 3 ай бұрын
This aged well!
@SNIFFMYWEINER
@SNIFFMYWEINER 3 ай бұрын
@@sofaking777777 like Bidens leathery fas face
@rosemarypalladino4093
@rosemarypalladino4093 3 ай бұрын
Right, Trumpers don't need them since the MAGA hats serve the same purpose m
@Stephie2007
@Stephie2007 10 жыл бұрын
I work for an establishment (a college) that really needs one of these signs. There's a lot of less than brilliant people running the show over there.
@stinkology
@stinkology 8 жыл бұрын
Bill: I gotta download a bunch of crap | Unknown: On your computer? | Bill: Nope, on the toilet |Bill: here's your sign
@ToyAlive88
@ToyAlive88 13 жыл бұрын
I was at the store the other day and was in line and had hamburgers and buns and hotdogs to grill later. and the girl behind be says "Are you gonna eat all that?" I said "nope, i forgot the christmas decorations this year, and figured this would do"
@WeirdAl45231
@WeirdAl45231 9 жыл бұрын
I lost my Nintendo DS once, months later I finally found it. My friends comes over, picks it up and starts playing it. After a minute he goes "Oh, did you get your DS back?" I shoulda said "Nope! That one's a decoy! Here's your sign."
@aprilgosa7240
@aprilgosa7240 9 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Maderos you should have LOL
@mathewcole7848
@mathewcole7848 7 жыл бұрын
Yup, cause you couldna gotten a new one or something. ....Here's your sign.
@queenusagituskino9623
@queenusagituskino9623 6 жыл бұрын
*laughing hard*
@oliviatucker1950
@oliviatucker1950 4 жыл бұрын
I lost mu DS for 2 years once and I remember sitting on the couch and there it was. My DS was in the couch and never noticed
@Live-qf2lg
@Live-qf2lg 3 жыл бұрын
This needs to be shown to the following people: 1. People that say political stuff just to start something 2. Hollywood 3. Tonight show hosts 4. Communists 5. The MAP community 6. Twitter 7. Twitter 8. TWITTER 9. Parents who give their toddlers access to KZbin 10. Teachers that call it disrespect when you make a valid point in an argument 11. And more in the reply section of this comment (please don't get political or religious, I don't want anyone to start an ass backwards pissing watch)
@KingRatt
@KingRatt 10 жыл бұрын
Where can I buy the signs I want to hand them out.
@damightybenstein
@damightybenstein 4 жыл бұрын
If you want some signs, they're a dollar each or 3 for $5. ;)
@JonwithnoH0823
@JonwithnoH0823 2 жыл бұрын
@@damightybenstein That's stupid. Why pay more for less?
@damightybenstein
@damightybenstein 2 жыл бұрын
@@JonwithnoH0823 That's the whole point. You'd have to be stupid to pay that much.
@haworthlowell805
@haworthlowell805 5 ай бұрын
​@@damightybensteinGive John his own sign!
@DarklyIlluminati
@DarklyIlluminati 5 ай бұрын
These days hair color is a pretty good indicator. Blue, green, purple, etc....
@Girl4Reba
@Girl4Reba 14 жыл бұрын
Oh my word - here's to the SIGN holders out there!! I remember getting this song for all my girls!!
@nina1522
@nina1522 9 жыл бұрын
Once when I was in high school, I had about 10 inches cut off my hair and had it styled completely different. When I went to school the next Monday, a teacher walked up and asked,"Did you get your hair cut?" I just said,"No,sir, it's a wig." HERE'S YOUR SIGN!
@JalenRose02
@JalenRose02 7 жыл бұрын
Nina Gold savage comeback
@tonyc4776
@tonyc4776 6 жыл бұрын
jalen Rose I kno right!
@ChelleAngel
@ChelleAngel 4 ай бұрын
Oh @BillEngvall, PLEASE do a 2024 version of Here's Your Sign? I can only imagine what you would, or could come up with.
@lionneko
@lionneko 5 жыл бұрын
We need more of this nowadays
@Mr.Bigfoot-e2q
@Mr.Bigfoot-e2q 10 ай бұрын
This song applies to my work the state of pa.
@Madman226
@Madman226 14 жыл бұрын
Let's face it all of us deserve one of these signs. Just some more than others lol
@doughesson
@doughesson 11 жыл бұрын
Winslow Arizona's visitors and convention bureau ought to pay him for that song.
@dragondancer1814
@dragondancer1814 3 жыл бұрын
Back when my husband and I were both volunteer firefighters (he hung up the gear 7 years ago), we once responded to a chimney fire call on the Main Street of town during the evening rush hour. Got the fire knocked down with no trouble, and we were putting the tools away and rolling up the hoses when somebody came up to us and asked “Hey, did you guys have a fire?” My husband, who’s a total smartass, immediately replied, “No, we thought we’d have a practice drill during rush hour just to liven things up a bit!” Here’s your sign!
@MarshallRedmon01
@MarshallRedmon01 3 жыл бұрын
I'm cutting firewood one day guy comes up to me and asked "cutting some wood" "nope, I'm trying my new axe out before i use it for steak. Here's your sign"
@josealdana7119
@josealdana7119 8 ай бұрын
Closest thing we ever got in real life were those 'I'm with stupid' shirts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@misspinkpunkykat
@misspinkpunkykat 12 жыл бұрын
Whenever I take my pet lizard out in public, someone will ask "Is that real?" I find that so annoying becuase even inamate objects are "real"; I think what they mean is "Is that alive?" but I don't have to say anything because when people say that, my lizard will turn around and look at them as if she is saying, "Nope. I'm just a figment of your imagination! Here's your sign!"
@doughesson
@doughesson 5 жыл бұрын
Y'all can see her, too?
@jeopardy60611
@jeopardy60611 12 жыл бұрын
A guy needed my business address to send a check payment. He had to ask how to spell every word in the address, even "North." HERE'S YOUR SIGN!
@axlr480
@axlr480 7 жыл бұрын
Old school but still holds up today
@lockwoan01
@lockwoan01 4 ай бұрын
Bit of an fantasy/sci-fi writer. On one site, I got a message saying, "This is amazing. Did you write all these?" I went, "Nope. I just stared at the screen and the letters just showed up, just like magic. Here's Your Sign." Then, since I was looking for something like this, I included the link to it.
@wp1953
@wp1953 13 жыл бұрын
I need several of those signs to hand out to my customers every day! I have a zero tolerance for stupidity. Maybe Travis would come in once a week or so & sing the song for us since he lives right down the road!!
@HaloMasterMind117
@HaloMasterMind117 13 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they gave the lady who talking on her phone while driving a sign.
@TheRevolvingTraveler
@TheRevolvingTraveler 4 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking of getting a few signs for myself because I'm tired of being bothered by others.
@ThomasStumph-b7s
@ThomasStumph-b7s 15 күн бұрын
that is the song I was looking for
@CanadianGatoress_1
@CanadianGatoress_1 11 ай бұрын
I love this video.
@goatskindreams
@goatskindreams 4 жыл бұрын
people need to see this in 2020
@sierrakaydanconnell2047
@sierrakaydanconnell2047 7 ай бұрын
I think a lot of governments around the world need some billboards made
@Chamelionroses
@Chamelionroses 8 жыл бұрын
If a sign says " no swimming" at Disney world or land ...or even at a zoo , but people still jump in and swim getting bit by an animal. Here is your sign.
@immortalfrieza
@immortalfrieza 8 жыл бұрын
What's worse is there's even a no swimming sign like that at those places in the first place, it shouldn't even need one to be really really obvious that you shouldn't swim there.
@steventate1895
@steventate1895 8 жыл бұрын
oh my, they need a Pokemon go version of this , I've never heard of two people walking off a cliff for a phone app
@billd3356
@billd3356 4 жыл бұрын
And then try to sue the park.
@rockylauffer8756
@rockylauffer8756 3 жыл бұрын
@@steventate1895 even if pokemon go had a sign like that nobody would read it. Even if pokemon go turned the sign into a pokemon they still would not read it. The people that do not use common sense while playing pokemon go are the same people that would watch a show called watching paint dry
@haworthlowell805
@haworthlowell805 5 ай бұрын
Gatters need to eat too.
@ygpeezy88
@ygpeezy88 Жыл бұрын
My girl friend asked if the singer was Travis Tritt. I said “Nope that’s Tupac Shakur, he resurrected and started doing country music..here’s your sign”.
@johnhild-pt4qm
@johnhild-pt4qm 6 ай бұрын
LOL
@SNIFFMYWEINER
@SNIFFMYWEINER 3 ай бұрын
ur awesome
@bcoz7264
@bcoz7264 2 ай бұрын
“IS that Travis Tritt?” “No, BeatEmUps is doing a music video to promote another switch game. Here’s your sign.”
@Tie-dyed-wisdom
@Tie-dyed-wisdom 8 ай бұрын
While working over, management “ working over” Me “No , I just forgot how to leave work “ here’s your sign
@Influences
@Influences 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best song
@11CRYPTID
@11CRYPTID 5 жыл бұрын
I'm washing the the mirrors in the bathroom customer comes in and says to me "mirror dirty" I said nope "there's a genie in it and I'm trying to get my 3 wishes" here's your sign
@a2ndopynyn
@a2ndopynyn 2 жыл бұрын
That's pretty good!
@TheNightFall00
@TheNightFall00 11 жыл бұрын
I fell off my bike one morning, and limped for the rest of the day when somebody I knew for years came up to me and asked, "You hurt your leg?" and I said, "Nope, it's also been like that, you just haven't noticed. Here's your sign."
@Shaqlife
@Shaqlife 2 жыл бұрын
I swear this shit is hilarious reminds me of my Dad we would laugh 😂 so much. He always said “here’s your sign”
@louswire
@louswire 14 жыл бұрын
It really happened... the U-Haul thing. Truck's half loaded out by the curb, I'm puttin' stuff in it... and the guy walking up the the street just had to ask, "You moving?" I say, "Nope, just takin'ng my stuff for a ride." This happened in 1984, way before i ever heard of B.E.... I coulda been famaous if I'd only thunk up the part about the sign.
@doughesson
@doughesson 6 жыл бұрын
My sister had a temp assisting her one day and she said they needed more paper and that he could get more from the copy machine. The guy went over to the copy machine,put a blank sheet on the glass and asked her how many sheets they needed.
@Andytess91
@Andytess91 6 жыл бұрын
Before I developed my own taste of music I would listen to country music because that is what my mom and nanny would listen to. This song was on one of their CD's and it has always been in my head and showed me people are stupid haha!
@bb0123
@bb0123 2 жыл бұрын
Heres thier sign "Its 2022"!!!! Need i say more? 😄😂🤣😅😆🙋‍♀️
@henryjordan9453
@henryjordan9453 2 жыл бұрын
True
@USCTrojan2013
@USCTrojan2013 7 ай бұрын
their
@yamahaman911
@yamahaman911 11 жыл бұрын
i bought 4 coffees the other day at timmies the woman asked me if i wanted a tray with that... nope ill put them in my pocket... here's your sign!
@Courtz_nz
@Courtz_nz 13 жыл бұрын
ah can't stop pushing the replay button
@arkenfrost2914
@arkenfrost2914 4 ай бұрын
Sad thing is this is more and more true as years go on.
@debbielanclos2872
@debbielanclos2872 6 ай бұрын
The 80's were great years!
@jws1272
@jws1272 21 күн бұрын
This came out in the 90s.
@SovietEquestria
@SovietEquestria 10 жыл бұрын
I actually have one of those signs. It's hanging proudly above my door.
@TheRevolvingTraveler
@TheRevolvingTraveler 5 жыл бұрын
So then we shouldn't trust your opinion on this video?
@odinfromcentr2
@odinfromcentr2 Жыл бұрын
@@TheRevolvingTraveler Heh. OP walked right into that one. 😛
@katanakeith1
@katanakeith1 7 жыл бұрын
I honestly had this happen to me. I was working at a home improvement store and this guy came in looking for the type of car charging device that you plug into your cigarette lighter and then attach the cables to the other cars battery. There was only one problem. It was his battery that needed charging and he figured that he could plug the charger into HIS cigarette lighter and charge his own battery! He looked at me and said,"that would work, wouldn't it?". I still don't think he believed me when I told him,"how is that going to work, when its your own battery that runs the lighter, because he headed up to the cashier with it in his hand.
@JohnSmith-zw8vp
@JohnSmith-zw8vp Жыл бұрын
Scotty: You cannot change the laws of physics!!!
@haworthlowell805
@haworthlowell805 5 ай бұрын
You know UNCF used to say; A mind is a terrjble thing to waist.
@AskingAshlee
@AskingAshlee 14 жыл бұрын
bill is describing half of my family!!
@Daehawk
@Daehawk 2 жыл бұрын
This song really fits Americans these days. back then not so much...but damn the last 6 years have shown me the light.
@armyfamily103
@armyfamily103 13 жыл бұрын
I work as an EMT... we get a LOT of these people lol
@JohnSmith-zw8vp
@JohnSmith-zw8vp Жыл бұрын
Yet no sign of brain trauma?
@haworthlowell805
@haworthlowell805 5 ай бұрын
​@@JohnSmith-zw8vpNo sign of a brain.
@doughesson
@doughesson 6 жыл бұрын
And then there was the time I was a security guard at a college and we ginned up a notice that we passed around saying that the phone company was going to clean the phone lines by putting high pressure air into the system and that people should put their desk phones into a plastic bag to keep the dust from blowing around their offices. 8 professors called to make sure that the cleaning staff was going to bring them a bag for their phone.
@melissafugate
@melissafugate 9 жыл бұрын
i know a few people who need this sign desperately.
@rnhealer6044
@rnhealer6044 5 жыл бұрын
God bless all those wannabe sign carriers who don't have a clue. LOL
@JonwithnoH0823
@JonwithnoH0823 7 ай бұрын
Was catching up with high school buddy on my college campus and told him I had just bought some scantrons He asked “oh, for tests?” I said “NO, I’m gonna doodle on them!”
@FredPickett
@FredPickett Жыл бұрын
Love this .
@markconley454
@markconley454 2 жыл бұрын
My Military favorite " Did you get your Haircut? Nope i got them all cut...sir." The sign stayed out of sight....lol
@DaniBaker2023
@DaniBaker2023 4 ай бұрын
Im asleep at 2am. Got a message. I looked at it at 6am. Are you busy? Half a sleep I had a one of these Moments. I wanted to say to this person. Not to busy. Talking to God about a 6'5 latino man. No man i was sleep. Heres your sign!
@sallypeterson3171
@sallypeterson3171 9 жыл бұрын
Shared this in all the facebook groups for people to SHARE with Jehovah's Witnesses!! LOL
@austinb2021
@austinb2021 8 жыл бұрын
So the other day I hand somebody a blank form, the guy goes am I supposed to fill this out and I said No just turn it in to the front desk blank. Here's your sign
@madyw5854
@madyw5854 14 күн бұрын
Who's here rn in 2024 when we need him the most
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