Got caught in a rainstorm walking to work one morning. I got in and the boss said "Is it raining?" and I couldn't resist, I said "Nope, just got dressed before I had my shower to save time. Here's your sign!"
@halriggs44072 жыл бұрын
I couldnt pass that up either
@kagomecc4612 жыл бұрын
As a 3rd person I would of said "Ya walked in that one. Thats funny I don't care who you are"
@brandi372 жыл бұрын
🤣
@bb01232 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🌧
@DJK-cq2uy Жыл бұрын
That would be hard to pass up
@mastermindoftrouble2 жыл бұрын
Something that'll always keep me happy on the daily. Good time to mention this: I was at a family birthday party for my cousin from New Jersey and we walked in. My uncle on my mom's side of our family came in late and said, "Is it someone's birthday?" I, with the straightest face, looked at him and said, "Nope. We stole this cake from Publix." Here's your sign.
@patrickruth15314 күн бұрын
Not Kroger. Here’s your sign😊
@XtalMag4 жыл бұрын
What's the definition of Classical? Something that never gets old. This doesn't.
@jws12724 ай бұрын
Yes, because there will ALWAYS be stupid people in the world!!!
@HomerInNC10 жыл бұрын
Still WAY too many people WITHOUT their Sign.....
@doughesson3 жыл бұрын
You ought to go to a sign company and order some. I bet they'd love the work.
@TheRevolvingTraveler4 жыл бұрын
The offical theme song for many years.
@Paul-yw4yr3 жыл бұрын
And 2021
@cmanhanks12 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and sad simultaneously
@masterzero85612 жыл бұрын
And 2022
@ShockDiamondStudios29 күн бұрын
It gets more accurate as time goes on. This one is from 2024. Let’s see how accurate it is in 2050.
@Big_Wash0111 жыл бұрын
I was on a High School baseball team. We were preparing for a tournament, the first practice being pop-fly catches. The first pitching machine ball the assistant coach fires into the air misses my glove and hits me square in the eye. One of the other outfielders asked me, "Did it hurt?" I said, "Nope. Felt so good, I'll do it again. Still got another eye left. Here's Your Sign."
@Lady8D27 күн бұрын
I had a very similar experience playing baseball in the street as a kid (as one did, back then) it had just finished raining and our bases were carpet samples. I hit what should have been a home run but as I was rounding third the base slid across the road...as did my knee! I still have a scar from that, approx 3" long. One of the kids we were playing with came over as I was trying to get up and prevent the blood from getting all over my socks and shoes - I'm bleeding profusely from a gigantic gash in my knee and he says "Oooooh! Does that hurt?!?" "Nope, felt real good! Kinda tickles actually...don't forget to grab your sign when you leave" (this was around the time this saying was HUGE so I got a big scar & big laughs that day 😁)
@burnzy11613 жыл бұрын
I had a "Here's Your Sign"! moment I when I was in Jr. High people were setting up for a Volleyball game when a kid asked "are you having a volleball game tonight?" a coach looked at him and said" no we're setting up for fun!"
@ClayMorrow918 жыл бұрын
This song reminds me of a really good Here's Your Sign joke. The one where Bill got stuck behind a big rig that wedged his trailer underneath an overpass, so he and the trucker were standing on the side of the road waiting on the tow truck driver and the highway patrolman pulls up. And he looks at the guy's rig and he looks at the trucker and Bill's thinkin': 'Oh dear God, he can't say it 'cause I'll start laughing.' Sure enough, cop goes: 'You get your truck stuck?' And God bless this trucker, without missing a beat he goes: 'Nope, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas. Here's your sign.'
@lauraembery50287 жыл бұрын
Lol...too funny!
@michellediaco30926 жыл бұрын
lol
@nbuehster5 жыл бұрын
LOL Good one.
@TheRevolvingTraveler5 жыл бұрын
Very funny.
@russelljohnson62676 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@RobertNielsen19709 жыл бұрын
I remember several years ago, my wife and I were at dinner with my family--as we walked out of the restaurant, there's a _big_ sign behind the cashier that says: _NO CHECKS ACCEPTED_. There's a customer standing in front of the cashier, and she said, "Can I just write a check for dinner?" I _ran_ out the door, and jumped in my car, turned to my wife, and said, "I've got just _THREE WORDS_ for that woman, and *_YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE_*!" My wife said, "Go ahead, say it." I said, _"HERE'S YOUR SIGN_!"
@ericbarnes11558 жыл бұрын
+Robert Nielsen HA U should gone up to the women and said "U know that big thing is behind him says".
@bigpoppabotch35234 жыл бұрын
Okay boomer
@JohnSmith-zw8vp Жыл бұрын
There WAS a sign though!!
@norman649210 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@RobertNielsen197010 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-zw8vp True, but when I said "here's your sign" to my wife, it was in Bill Engvall's vein of "I hate stupid people. They should just have to _wear SIGNS_ that just say, _'I'm STUPID!'"_
@DMAbCD4 жыл бұрын
This will never get old. Sadly, it is even more prevalent today.
@maddogmaurice2 жыл бұрын
Hey! born 1992, Australian, first saw Bill Engvall around on the Blue comedy tour dvd about 13yr have loved his work ever since! I do get what you're saying anyone born now or in their teens would probably look at this in disgust. Oh well they don't know what they're missing out on.
@eileenmccarthy85072 жыл бұрын
Yep, more prevalent today! 9-3-22
@Steveman272 жыл бұрын
Nah, it was more prevalent in the 1980s. In general, people are smarter and more rational now than they were decades ago.
@odinfromcentr2 Жыл бұрын
@@Steveman27 I'm not so sure about that...
@RobertJohnson-ol4qj Жыл бұрын
💯
@DaniBaker20238 ай бұрын
My nephew asks me what I'm doing with my phone in my hand. Like nothing just looking at my lock screen. Here's your sign nephew. Lol
@TheRevolvingTraveler5 жыл бұрын
I work in a warehouse and a fellow case picker asked me if I was case picking while I was doing just that. I said nope, I'm giving these boxes a ride on this pallet. Here's your sign. Wheeeeee!!!
@FrvrVglnt8704 жыл бұрын
I was in Tunica, MS a couple of years back when this happened. My grandfather had just turned 75 years of age and my aunt & I were getting ready to go home the next morning when he saw the pair of jeans he was wearing, I was sitting in a chair just minding my own business and he said to me "Are those your jeans on the floor?" I couldn't resist, I said "Yeah, the Tooth Fairy stopped in for a nightcap last night and I forgot to put them back on!" Then he went into the bathroom. Here's your sign.
@Puppet_Gamer8 жыл бұрын
We have all had our moments as stupid people. I love the Here's Your Sign Joke where Bill came out of the mall one day and the guy who parked his car next to Bill's stood there with a coat hanger in his window. Bill couldn't resist asking him, "You lock your keys in your car?" The other guy turned around and said, "Nope. Just washed them and they're hanging up to dry. Here's your sign."
@robertscott1983 Жыл бұрын
I would’ve said “Nope, I’m the coat checker for this here parking lot.”
@DJShihTzuman13 жыл бұрын
In tenth grade I came down with a bad case of Stomach Flu and was out for two weeks, after recovering and getting the all clear from the doctor I returned to school and my friend says 'Were you sick with the flu?' so I said 'Nope! I went on vacation to Hawaii and lost twenty pounds! Here's Your Sign!'
@carltontheduke25716 жыл бұрын
Possible scenario. I'm heading to class, and I'm playing some music on my phone. This guy walks up to me and says “You listening to music?” I said, “Nope, I'm communicating with aliens. Here’s your sign.”
@darkhistory14369 жыл бұрын
I love this song and Bill Engvall. People need signs like that, even here. I remember a few years ago I moved from my flat to my home now. I brought my friend over after I had all my stuff moved in and he asked "This is your new house"? And I said "Nope, it's my neighbors. I broke in so you could see who I lived next to". Here's your sign!
@echo-channel77 Жыл бұрын
Today the "sign" is called a covid mask.
@CoffeeFruits-World5 жыл бұрын
Forget a sign; my little sister needs a friggin' billboard!
@SNIFFMYWEINER5 ай бұрын
noice
@jws12723 ай бұрын
In this world, where IDIOCRACY has become a DOCUMENTARY, she's probably NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!
@nataliemiller553710 ай бұрын
Mom was making biscuits for breakfast. Steam was coming out of them. I said are they hot mom??? Then I thought nope that's freezer burn. Here's your sign Natalie
@kathleen27545 ай бұрын
There are so many people in this world today that need this sign 😂😂😂
@elainecroteau29024 ай бұрын
Therapists should show this to their patients who suffer from depression!!
@darunealbane3 ай бұрын
Todays sighn is a mask ..
@SammysBaits3 ай бұрын
they have their own version. It is a red hat.
@darunealbane3 ай бұрын
@@SammysBaits face mask
@curtisguillory7213 ай бұрын
Yea. The ones that got the jab
@flynnrider81218 жыл бұрын
One time I was with my family sitting down at a table and we were playing cards and I was the dealer. As I'm dealing my uncle walks into the room and says "y'all dealing cards?" And without missing a beat I said "nope. I'm dividing up the family fortune" Here's your sign
@JohnSmith-zw8vp7 ай бұрын
Hopefully nobody LOSES their family fortune playing cards!!
@melissaritter7348 Жыл бұрын
I remember hearing the song in the Summer 97. Bill Engvall and Travis Tritt was the guest in the song while Bill said jokes. Travis sang the chorus. I remember Iowa's Best Country Kix 101 radio played the song in the Summer 97.
@cbrock4208 күн бұрын
This guy was 20 years ahead of his time.
@darsparx8 жыл бұрын
So basically the same people that will call a grocery store like Harris Teeter way before we close and someone answers the phone and they ask "Are you guys open?", i'm half tempted if they'd let me answer it to say "nope, we just like to test the phones every once in a while when we're closed here's your sign"...
@DarkPaladin244 жыл бұрын
I work in a grocery store and I was gathering carts around 6 pm and the parking lot is full, lights are on and people are doing their business. This lady pulls in front on me and rolls down her window and asks, "Are you open?". My head twitched a bit before I thought "Nope. We're waiting for a film crew with Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham to come and shoot their next scene." Here's your sign.
@suttybuddy72734 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@halriggs44073 жыл бұрын
Darn right
@pamelalandon24236 ай бұрын
@@DarkPaladin24, That would be a good movie. And to see your parking lot on screen later would be a hoot!
@fallendmr9 жыл бұрын
The Official Theme song of Congress.
@inquisitort.torquemada93187 жыл бұрын
Every politician in California starting with Governor Gavin Newsom and Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.
@jamiemurphy14687 жыл бұрын
Especially the dumbass liberals
@ArcherSlamBAM7 жыл бұрын
Let's expand that a bit - "The Official Theme Song of Politicians." All of them.
@cjijr19726 жыл бұрын
Big time
@olivernorthrup85025 жыл бұрын
They should play this for the president instead of hail to the chief. I mean for the rest of time. Just to be fair.
@JohnSmith-zw8vp Жыл бұрын
In my 10th grade English class back in the day one of my classmates kept wanting me to "show your sign" while flashing the west side gang symbol...so I made a yellow button/sign that read I'M STUPID and when he did that I said, "Oh you want me to show a sign? Okay...here's your sign!" :D
@TheRevolvingTraveler6 жыл бұрын
Bill,Jeff and Larry need to put out more music and movies.
@josealdana71198 ай бұрын
You forgot the 'Tater 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dirkevans34433 жыл бұрын
I still use this phrase all the time It’s just too perfect for so many things that hear, see or read Yep, Here’s your sign!
@Big_Wash0127 күн бұрын
@@dirkevans3443 Same here. In fact, I work at a retirement home in the food service department. I was taking the temps on the salad bar. This one lady asked me, "Are you taking the temps?" I said, "Nope. I'm practicing for a medical degree. Here's Your Sign."
@davidbelmont12149 ай бұрын
Years ago my now ex wife's great uncle passed away. He loved to feed the squirrels from his couch in the den, leaving his door open, so they could come in and watch TV with him while they snacked. After the service we were heading back home, when we inadvertently ran something over. When she saw what we hit, she told me we had just hit a squirrel. Without thinking, I blurted our, "well, at least now your great uncle won't be lonely!"
@TheSillySilas12 жыл бұрын
man, Travis Tritt and Bill Engvall together on one video... epic man!!!
@psionicjinx5 жыл бұрын
The singer is Travis Tritt for anyone wanting to know
@julieporter78053 жыл бұрын
I remember once I lived in a dorm and many of the women were getting dressed and made up for the homecoming dance. I left my room dressed in pajamas and a bathrobe and one of these women asked, "Are you going to the dance?" I just glared at her and said "Yes, I thought that I'd go casual this year." Here's your sign.
@JohnSmith-zw8vp Жыл бұрын
Well, it could be a sleepover/pj themed dance...doesn't that count?
@JohnSmith-zw8vp7 ай бұрын
Hey they could have a PJ themed dance if they really wanted!
@haworthlowell8055 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-zw8vpYou need your own special little sign.
@georgew.5639 Жыл бұрын
This is getting more real everyday.
@andrewmcdonald1833 жыл бұрын
In school I was in English class and the teacher announced a quiz will begin today. And this kid next to me asked, "Do we have a quiz? " I said, "Nope this is a practice drill for suprise quizzes, here's your sign."
@markconley4542 жыл бұрын
I just love the way he says "heres your sign" after the tire incident
@bkjackson80925 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video over and over throughout the years and never tire of it. ANd the message only gets truer and truer as time passes! 8-) Bless you Bill Engvall.
@suetaylor69493 жыл бұрын
This song is so true. People ask the silliest questions sometimes. You gotta love it. Lol
@nbuehster2 жыл бұрын
Here are a few good ones he could use. 1. If your kid gets dinner from a fast-food restaurant (preferably a bad one, like Arby's): Mother: Did you get this food from *insert fast-food restaurant* Kid: Nope, it's homemade. Here's your sign. 2. A while ago I heard about people camping outside of stores, waiting for a new Playstation (I think that's what it was.) to be released. I think a good one would be if someone asked "Are you waiting for the new Playstation to be released?". Then one of the people waiting would say something about the Grateful Dead touring.
@jacklow96118 ай бұрын
And what's wrong with Arby's?
@haworthlowell8055 ай бұрын
@@jacklow9611It's better than his momma's cooking!
@Michael-ch6fd8 ай бұрын
An absolute legend God bless him and hats off to the cast that replicated the dance.
@danbryan34174 ай бұрын
In 1997 this song got me fired from a country radio station in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I was the DJ on the weekend, midnight to 6:00 am shift. I dedicated this song to the executives of an airline that was getting rid of service in and out of Cheyenne. The following Monday morning I was given the news that I was fired.
@randomatron71567 ай бұрын
Fun fact, my dad is the actor who played the guy who spilled coffee on himself!
@FMF66614 жыл бұрын
Still just as great as the first time i heard bill doing his comedy on the radio in the late 90's
@howardswanson23432 жыл бұрын
Can we get this to Joe Biden and Kamala ? They both need their signs...
@Kw11615 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂!
@MsShaunaM3 ай бұрын
Hardly. It's Trump and MAGA who have a combined IQ of 10.
@sofaking7777773 ай бұрын
This aged well!
@SNIFFMYWEINER3 ай бұрын
@@sofaking777777 like Bidens leathery fas face
@rosemarypalladino40933 ай бұрын
Right, Trumpers don't need them since the MAGA hats serve the same purpose m
@Stephie200710 жыл бұрын
I work for an establishment (a college) that really needs one of these signs. There's a lot of less than brilliant people running the show over there.
@stinkology8 жыл бұрын
Bill: I gotta download a bunch of crap | Unknown: On your computer? | Bill: Nope, on the toilet |Bill: here's your sign
@ToyAlive8813 жыл бұрын
I was at the store the other day and was in line and had hamburgers and buns and hotdogs to grill later. and the girl behind be says "Are you gonna eat all that?" I said "nope, i forgot the christmas decorations this year, and figured this would do"
@WeirdAl452319 жыл бұрын
I lost my Nintendo DS once, months later I finally found it. My friends comes over, picks it up and starts playing it. After a minute he goes "Oh, did you get your DS back?" I shoulda said "Nope! That one's a decoy! Here's your sign."
@aprilgosa72409 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Maderos you should have LOL
@mathewcole78487 жыл бұрын
Yup, cause you couldna gotten a new one or something. ....Here's your sign.
@queenusagituskino96236 жыл бұрын
*laughing hard*
@oliviatucker19504 жыл бұрын
I lost mu DS for 2 years once and I remember sitting on the couch and there it was. My DS was in the couch and never noticed
@Live-qf2lg3 жыл бұрын
This needs to be shown to the following people: 1. People that say political stuff just to start something 2. Hollywood 3. Tonight show hosts 4. Communists 5. The MAP community 6. Twitter 7. Twitter 8. TWITTER 9. Parents who give their toddlers access to KZbin 10. Teachers that call it disrespect when you make a valid point in an argument 11. And more in the reply section of this comment (please don't get political or religious, I don't want anyone to start an ass backwards pissing watch)
@KingRatt10 жыл бұрын
Where can I buy the signs I want to hand them out.
@damightybenstein4 жыл бұрын
If you want some signs, they're a dollar each or 3 for $5. ;)
@JonwithnoH08232 жыл бұрын
@@damightybenstein That's stupid. Why pay more for less?
@damightybenstein2 жыл бұрын
@@JonwithnoH0823 That's the whole point. You'd have to be stupid to pay that much.
@haworthlowell8055 ай бұрын
@@damightybensteinGive John his own sign!
@DarklyIlluminati5 ай бұрын
These days hair color is a pretty good indicator. Blue, green, purple, etc....
@Girl4Reba14 жыл бұрын
Oh my word - here's to the SIGN holders out there!! I remember getting this song for all my girls!!
@nina15229 жыл бұрын
Once when I was in high school, I had about 10 inches cut off my hair and had it styled completely different. When I went to school the next Monday, a teacher walked up and asked,"Did you get your hair cut?" I just said,"No,sir, it's a wig." HERE'S YOUR SIGN!
@JalenRose027 жыл бұрын
Nina Gold savage comeback
@tonyc47766 жыл бұрын
jalen Rose I kno right!
@ChelleAngel4 ай бұрын
Oh @BillEngvall, PLEASE do a 2024 version of Here's Your Sign? I can only imagine what you would, or could come up with.
@lionneko5 жыл бұрын
We need more of this nowadays
@Mr.Bigfoot-e2q10 ай бұрын
This song applies to my work the state of pa.
@Madman22614 жыл бұрын
Let's face it all of us deserve one of these signs. Just some more than others lol
@doughesson11 жыл бұрын
Winslow Arizona's visitors and convention bureau ought to pay him for that song.
@dragondancer18143 жыл бұрын
Back when my husband and I were both volunteer firefighters (he hung up the gear 7 years ago), we once responded to a chimney fire call on the Main Street of town during the evening rush hour. Got the fire knocked down with no trouble, and we were putting the tools away and rolling up the hoses when somebody came up to us and asked “Hey, did you guys have a fire?” My husband, who’s a total smartass, immediately replied, “No, we thought we’d have a practice drill during rush hour just to liven things up a bit!” Here’s your sign!
@MarshallRedmon013 жыл бұрын
I'm cutting firewood one day guy comes up to me and asked "cutting some wood" "nope, I'm trying my new axe out before i use it for steak. Here's your sign"
@josealdana71198 ай бұрын
Closest thing we ever got in real life were those 'I'm with stupid' shirts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@misspinkpunkykat12 жыл бұрын
Whenever I take my pet lizard out in public, someone will ask "Is that real?" I find that so annoying becuase even inamate objects are "real"; I think what they mean is "Is that alive?" but I don't have to say anything because when people say that, my lizard will turn around and look at them as if she is saying, "Nope. I'm just a figment of your imagination! Here's your sign!"
@doughesson5 жыл бұрын
Y'all can see her, too?
@jeopardy6061112 жыл бұрын
A guy needed my business address to send a check payment. He had to ask how to spell every word in the address, even "North." HERE'S YOUR SIGN!
@axlr4807 жыл бұрын
Old school but still holds up today
@lockwoan014 ай бұрын
Bit of an fantasy/sci-fi writer. On one site, I got a message saying, "This is amazing. Did you write all these?" I went, "Nope. I just stared at the screen and the letters just showed up, just like magic. Here's Your Sign." Then, since I was looking for something like this, I included the link to it.
@wp195313 жыл бұрын
I need several of those signs to hand out to my customers every day! I have a zero tolerance for stupidity. Maybe Travis would come in once a week or so & sing the song for us since he lives right down the road!!
@HaloMasterMind11713 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they gave the lady who talking on her phone while driving a sign.
@TheRevolvingTraveler4 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking of getting a few signs for myself because I'm tired of being bothered by others.
@ThomasStumph-b7s15 күн бұрын
that is the song I was looking for
@CanadianGatoress_111 ай бұрын
I love this video.
@goatskindreams4 жыл бұрын
people need to see this in 2020
@sierrakaydanconnell20477 ай бұрын
I think a lot of governments around the world need some billboards made
@Chamelionroses8 жыл бұрын
If a sign says " no swimming" at Disney world or land ...or even at a zoo , but people still jump in and swim getting bit by an animal. Here is your sign.
@immortalfrieza8 жыл бұрын
What's worse is there's even a no swimming sign like that at those places in the first place, it shouldn't even need one to be really really obvious that you shouldn't swim there.
@steventate18958 жыл бұрын
oh my, they need a Pokemon go version of this , I've never heard of two people walking off a cliff for a phone app
@billd33564 жыл бұрын
And then try to sue the park.
@rockylauffer87563 жыл бұрын
@@steventate1895 even if pokemon go had a sign like that nobody would read it. Even if pokemon go turned the sign into a pokemon they still would not read it. The people that do not use common sense while playing pokemon go are the same people that would watch a show called watching paint dry
@haworthlowell8055 ай бұрын
Gatters need to eat too.
@ygpeezy88 Жыл бұрын
My girl friend asked if the singer was Travis Tritt. I said “Nope that’s Tupac Shakur, he resurrected and started doing country music..here’s your sign”.
@johnhild-pt4qm6 ай бұрын
LOL
@SNIFFMYWEINER3 ай бұрын
ur awesome
@bcoz72642 ай бұрын
“IS that Travis Tritt?” “No, BeatEmUps is doing a music video to promote another switch game. Here’s your sign.”
@Tie-dyed-wisdom8 ай бұрын
While working over, management “ working over” Me “No , I just forgot how to leave work “ here’s your sign
@Influences2 жыл бұрын
This is the best song
@11CRYPTID5 жыл бұрын
I'm washing the the mirrors in the bathroom customer comes in and says to me "mirror dirty" I said nope "there's a genie in it and I'm trying to get my 3 wishes" here's your sign
@a2ndopynyn2 жыл бұрын
That's pretty good!
@TheNightFall0011 жыл бұрын
I fell off my bike one morning, and limped for the rest of the day when somebody I knew for years came up to me and asked, "You hurt your leg?" and I said, "Nope, it's also been like that, you just haven't noticed. Here's your sign."
@Shaqlife2 жыл бұрын
I swear this shit is hilarious reminds me of my Dad we would laugh 😂 so much. He always said “here’s your sign”
@louswire14 жыл бұрын
It really happened... the U-Haul thing. Truck's half loaded out by the curb, I'm puttin' stuff in it... and the guy walking up the the street just had to ask, "You moving?" I say, "Nope, just takin'ng my stuff for a ride." This happened in 1984, way before i ever heard of B.E.... I coulda been famaous if I'd only thunk up the part about the sign.
@doughesson6 жыл бұрын
My sister had a temp assisting her one day and she said they needed more paper and that he could get more from the copy machine. The guy went over to the copy machine,put a blank sheet on the glass and asked her how many sheets they needed.
@Andytess916 жыл бұрын
Before I developed my own taste of music I would listen to country music because that is what my mom and nanny would listen to. This song was on one of their CD's and it has always been in my head and showed me people are stupid haha!
@bb01232 жыл бұрын
Heres thier sign "Its 2022"!!!! Need i say more? 😄😂🤣😅😆🙋♀️
@henryjordan94532 жыл бұрын
True
@USCTrojan20137 ай бұрын
their
@yamahaman91111 жыл бұрын
i bought 4 coffees the other day at timmies the woman asked me if i wanted a tray with that... nope ill put them in my pocket... here's your sign!
@Courtz_nz13 жыл бұрын
ah can't stop pushing the replay button
@arkenfrost29144 ай бұрын
Sad thing is this is more and more true as years go on.
@debbielanclos28726 ай бұрын
The 80's were great years!
@jws127221 күн бұрын
This came out in the 90s.
@SovietEquestria10 жыл бұрын
I actually have one of those signs. It's hanging proudly above my door.
@TheRevolvingTraveler5 жыл бұрын
So then we shouldn't trust your opinion on this video?
@odinfromcentr2 Жыл бұрын
@@TheRevolvingTraveler Heh. OP walked right into that one. 😛
@katanakeith17 жыл бұрын
I honestly had this happen to me. I was working at a home improvement store and this guy came in looking for the type of car charging device that you plug into your cigarette lighter and then attach the cables to the other cars battery. There was only one problem. It was his battery that needed charging and he figured that he could plug the charger into HIS cigarette lighter and charge his own battery! He looked at me and said,"that would work, wouldn't it?". I still don't think he believed me when I told him,"how is that going to work, when its your own battery that runs the lighter, because he headed up to the cashier with it in his hand.
@JohnSmith-zw8vp Жыл бұрын
Scotty: You cannot change the laws of physics!!!
@haworthlowell8055 ай бұрын
You know UNCF used to say; A mind is a terrjble thing to waist.
@AskingAshlee14 жыл бұрын
bill is describing half of my family!!
@Daehawk2 жыл бұрын
This song really fits Americans these days. back then not so much...but damn the last 6 years have shown me the light.
@armyfamily10313 жыл бұрын
I work as an EMT... we get a LOT of these people lol
@JohnSmith-zw8vp Жыл бұрын
Yet no sign of brain trauma?
@haworthlowell8055 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-zw8vpNo sign of a brain.
@doughesson6 жыл бұрын
And then there was the time I was a security guard at a college and we ginned up a notice that we passed around saying that the phone company was going to clean the phone lines by putting high pressure air into the system and that people should put their desk phones into a plastic bag to keep the dust from blowing around their offices. 8 professors called to make sure that the cleaning staff was going to bring them a bag for their phone.
@melissafugate9 жыл бұрын
i know a few people who need this sign desperately.
@rnhealer60445 жыл бұрын
God bless all those wannabe sign carriers who don't have a clue. LOL
@JonwithnoH08237 ай бұрын
Was catching up with high school buddy on my college campus and told him I had just bought some scantrons He asked “oh, for tests?” I said “NO, I’m gonna doodle on them!”
@FredPickett Жыл бұрын
Love this .
@markconley4542 жыл бұрын
My Military favorite " Did you get your Haircut? Nope i got them all cut...sir." The sign stayed out of sight....lol
@DaniBaker20234 ай бұрын
Im asleep at 2am. Got a message. I looked at it at 6am. Are you busy? Half a sleep I had a one of these Moments. I wanted to say to this person. Not to busy. Talking to God about a 6'5 latino man. No man i was sleep. Heres your sign!
@sallypeterson31719 жыл бұрын
Shared this in all the facebook groups for people to SHARE with Jehovah's Witnesses!! LOL
@austinb20218 жыл бұрын
So the other day I hand somebody a blank form, the guy goes am I supposed to fill this out and I said No just turn it in to the front desk blank. Here's your sign