Bill Hader in Men In Black 3

All of Bill Hader's scenes from Men In Black 3 (2012).
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[@thepretentiousgentleman]

I love how the obvious joke would be that he’s an alien, but he ends up just being a human being pretending to be insane.

[@gasjebasje99]

Or maybe he has an alien room mate, and he's just immitating them hahahaha

[@rokuthedog]

not even a joke. that is what he was in real life.

[@AtariiWave]

Michael Jackson was also a human working for the MIB

[@Underworlddream]

I thought it was like a commentary on his connection with the government. Like how the CIA help fund modern art during the cold war.

[@Kspice9000]

@@Underworlddream wait. For real? So anything with acid we can practically assume it was a cia project in one way or another?

[@charliep5139]

The funny subtle part is that, if you know, it's not like Andy Warhol died a few years later, he died in the mid 80s, so MiB didn't fake his death for another 20 years. Poor Agent W...

[@IoEstasCedonta]

Agent V was supposed to do it, but she screwed up.

[@Mirokuofnite]

Film is set in 69. But Valerie Solanas tried to kill Warhol in 68.

[@AllenHanPR]

@@Mirokuofnite I honestly spent the last hour googling Valerie reading her story, thank you.

[@saphirebandit93]

@@Mirokuofnite movie might not have been the first time he asked to be killed off.

[@Mirokuofnite]

@@saphirebandit93 true. Could just be a continuity error though. But it probably would be explained away as it happened in 69/70 and was so botched that they erased the memory of it happening and made every assume it happened in 68.

[@tomthebomb557]

"I'm so out of ideas I'm painting soup cans and bananas, for Christ's sake!!" Funny shit right there!!

[@khymaaren]

That's exactly my assessment of his "art", as well.

[@JudgeDreddMegaCityOne]

@@khymaaren No doubt his own as well.

[@khymaaren]

@@JudgeDreddMegaCityOne I don't know about that but his works are high value horse manure, as far as I'm concerned. Much like most "modern art" or the Kardashians.

[@JudgeDreddMegaCityOne]

@horriblepancake Soap usually comes in bars, so maybe it was popular because its so rare

[@qwmx]

He called one of his fans "dumbass".

[@13strong]

I love that Bill's version of Andy Warhol's voice is basically John Malkovich.

[@MarcusAurelius21]

And James Mason too

[@jasoncoopersmith]

Oh wow you’re right

[@thomasp.crenshaw185]

Awesome observation!

[@tomskih203]

And Stephan

[@13strong]

@@tomskih203 Stefon.

[@xpan195]

Hader’s acting is brilliant

[@jonnysupreme]

And I have a 13inch 🦃

[@Chrysaor117]

@@jonnysupreme turkey

[@Fossfuris]

@@jonnysupreme turkey

[@Olsens13]

Is it

[@Chrysaor117]

@@Olsens13 it is

[@kidpeligro7878]

The way he said "..I can't tell the women from the men!" with that hint of desperation in his voice. 😂

[@slchance8839]

yeah...the way his voice cracks....lol!

[@silviogrijalva8801]

Good stuff

[@fazertace6837]

The line before it is hilarious too. “ i cant listen to sitar music anymore” 😂😂

[@alemusaver]

I feel the same way now a days 😪

[@richards1708]

Lol and that's actually an issue now and you can't really ask them if they are male or female without one of them freaking out.. Sadly some of them don't feel the need to tell you if they were biologically male even if you're on the first date.

[@DominatorLegend]

I love how his reaction to the time travel business implies it's nothing new and that W sees it as more of a headache than something special.

[@cya2139]

Well he has been spending a lot of time with Griffin by this point😉

[@TheMpo1986]

actually, it seemed to be not wanting to hear an over convoluted story considering he's already stressed out.

[@crazyJman80]

"Kay i can't tell the women from the men." Shit had me dying in the theaters.

[@mr.awesome6011]

He would hate the future

[@ProjectRescues]

Welcome to the 60s and beyond Agent W lol

[@7Ghos]

Sounds like the same issue we have here in 21'

[@germancastano2241]

I just pick that up. Old movie, I saw it In Spanish. That delivery it's perfect.

[@treywalker9103]

That comment would get him canceled today unfortunately 🤣🤣🤣

[@CLuvTV]

I love Josh Brolin's impression of Tommy Lee Jones

[@therealmr.incredible3179]

Brah

[@nathancruz9172]

Me too.

[@DokkaChapman]

@@ejt321 Has he ever looked young?!

[@Metarockerlml]

I know right? When i was a kid, i tought it was a de-aged or the son of Tomy Lee Jones

[@MG-xy2sd]

@@DokkaChapman 😂

[@hansolobutimdead]

Y'know, they could've easily made Andy Warhol secretly an alien that is fascinated with human objects, considering how strange he was. I'm glad they made it a bit more unexpected

[@N2Deep00]

Expectation: An alien fascinated by random human objects Reality: An agent sacrificing his sanity for the mission

[@jcolinmizia9161]

Subverting expectations done right!

[@xyaeiounn]

Huh, there i was thinking it was a scene that seemed to be written in one burst of ugliness from some conservative who hated Andy Warhol and anyone that thought well of him.

[@Nwmguy]

@@xyaeiounn you don't have to be a conservative to be critical of Warhol.

[@logandarklighter]

Not even sure what was critical about it.

[@gasjebasje99]

I'm pretty sure Bill Hader chooses not to be an A-lister because he's consistently amazing

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Agreed. Having Bill Hader be an A lister is like the American Kennel Club telling you that your dog is, in fact, a good and smart boy. Like yeah. Duh. We know that. We don’t need some goofy validating what we know in our hearts. Foh.

[@jonnym4670]

i think its because he shits on everyone with his writting either that or because he is ulgy

[@Research0digo]

You obviously haven't watched HBO's #Barry . 2 Emmys for Leading Male is just for starters...

[@Elthenar]

A listers aren't always the most talented. Sometimes they are just the good looking people or those with the connections to get into the right movies. The thing is, A listers can come and go. A guy like Hader will last forever.

[@jc8153]

Ngl I can see why Agent W was made to be undercover. Given that he was able to recite information without missing a beat implies that he’s a quick learner and has excellent memory, and how he was able quickly change character given short shows his adaptability. Truly a lot of character on display in such a short amount of time

[@croverns164]

all that and he still can’t tell the women from the men

[@aortenzio]

@@croverns164 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vegansteak114]

no he doesn't, he admitted that he is out of ideas, he has to paint soup cans and banana for christ sake!

[@roleemack1535]

​@croverns164 hopefully he didn't visit Thailand ooooo

[@ColemanJRimer]

"You're so distressing. Everything about you upsets me."

[@luismatias5985]

Ughh lol

[@chaseandrew7896]

With the twist of so many celebrities in the series being aliens. This guy actually being human is awesome.

[@jaimeduncan6167]

The ET is probably feminist icon Valerie Solanas 🤣

[@VolvagiasBlaze]

Agent W earned a medal after he was almost killed in action after some crazy woman shot him in the stomach, all while still remaining in character. Truly an agent worth remembering

[@VyNguyen-qh7wu]

That was Agent V suppose to fake W's death but she screwed up. Later, since W is making a big impact in the world and faking his death would be too much of a trouble, the administration decided it was better to keep him that way. And that kept going for almost 20 years. Agent W got released of his cover in the 80s.

[@qwmx]

You can tell he wanted to be an actor before he died.

[@supershinigami1]

@@VyNguyen-qh7wu you made that up right?

[@etsequentia6765]

That crazy woman, Valerie Solanas, is a feminist icon, no joke. She's admired by feminists. Tells you all you need to know about feminism.

[@VolvagiasBlaze]

@@etsequentia6765 Well she's an icon to radicals, but that does not include all feminists. Most level headed feminists have denounced her for her actions and for radicalizing so many people with the SCUM manifesto.

[@andrewbecker4443]

I love how they waited like 15-20 years to fake his death. K completely forgot to talk to X about W

[@Frankie2012channel]

That's kinda the joke. I bet W was really pissed about that! hahahah

[@madmanarrivednow]

I think that was a reference to the Valerie Solanos/Solanis thing that happened a year earlier, and they just made a continuity error. Back then the doctors said Warhol has a fifty fifty chance to survive. So either that was a botched attempt, or... and hear me out, the xenophobic agent X arranged the "asassination attempt", agent W was in the hospital, they almost managed to kill off Andy Warhol, but X reconsidered the thing and sent agent W back without any vacation. Maxbe agent X saw the concentration of aliens around the Warhol protocol, and pulled the "only you can do this job, agent W, so you have to stay there and we make the "factory" even more popular for better surveillance, because of the second class freaks and geeks immigrating to Earth. The 60's factory days were however over, and to the seventies it was less popular (maybe agent W made it so). Consider this. Warhol was socializing, yes but more on the entrepreneurial side, and he was showing off with his injury. What appears as being a show off, in agent W's mind may be a cry for help signaling his misfortune "I could have died, I could have been out of this misery, this is what you've done to me". The eighties had a slight boom in his career, but only because the younger artists around him (new agents maybe, under agent Z's administration, perhaps). Less surveillance was required so W could just lead a more peaceful life (relative). In this case, I believe his gallbladder problems were not faked (seeing the stress of the job), but maybe the post op arrhythmia caused death was faked (the exact opposite to the attempt happened this time, because news were all about his steady recovery. And this is my MiB fictional conspiracy theory about that.

[@joethehero2]

@@madmanarrivednow Thank you for coming to this TEDtalk.

[@madmanarrivednow]

@@joethehero2 Thanks for reading it. Honestly I'm baffled by your patience to read the BS I wrote :D

[@gedeyogam9096]

@@madmanarrivednow what BS? Its the same thing that i read in the file agent m...

[@johnthomas1940]

Bill Hader does the best impression of Andy, lmfao. "You gotta fake my death"

[@fazertace6837]

“I cant listen to Sitar music anymore”😂

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

"K, I can't tell the women from the men!" 🤣

[@tatonghudas]

And it took years for them to do it like they've forgotten abot Agent W lol

[@johnedwards1685]

I just can’t get over how they effortlessly captured the vibe, in all its crazy colourful off-beat art-soaked music-centred middle finger to convention, and then cheerfully sent it up.

[@jangdi.]

What the fuck is this shit? U high?

[@crabman732]

"I don't have no problem pimp-slapping the shizznit outta Andy Warhol." After last night, we all know he means that.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

It was such an intense slap, it managed to reach out through the 4th wall to influence J into nearly doing the same thing

[@crabman732]

@@Crimson_Sun2486 It was such an intense slap, it sent shockwaves back through the time-space continuum & inspired the writers of MIB 3 to include that line 12 years ago.

[@melquizedec]

earlier agent J was slapped by O 🤣

[@cutiepie6796]

@@crabman732 THIS MOVIE DIDN'T COME OUT 12 YEARS AGO

[@cutiepie6796]

@@crabman732I THINK IT WAS 2013 or 14

[@ajmonk8961]

"tell her I'm filming this man eating a hamburger, it's um... Transcendant.." the switch into character and bullshitting artsy fartsyness is hilarious 😂

[@swiety1981]

"Don't tell me, I don't want to know". Gets me every time. Lots of 'shit happens' in MiB universe

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Now I kinda can't help but picture Cthulhu himself just sitting in an MIB waiting room Or a cell, whichever would fit him better (the word "fit" being used very loosely)

[@spectralassassin6030]

@@Crimson_Sun2486 MIB is for just aliens I'm pretty sure. You'll want the SCP foundation for Cthulhu.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

@@spectralassassin6030 pretty sure Cthulhu _IS_ an alien. But maybe it could be some sort of joint operation, MIB working alongside the SCP Foundation

[@Wikchsawa]

deep shit

[@RyanTheJay]

"I have no problem slappin the shiznit outta Andy Warhall" we dont doubt that for a second, Will

[@antiseth3964]

He’s just checking for the tick.

[@Research0digo]

Warhol. jeez

[@andrewbartczak5941]

Just ask Chris Rock.

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

Seriously, it takes effort to muck up Warhol's name that badly.

[@RyanTheJay]

@@TheFiddleFaddle Does it? Or is that exactly how any non-dork would try to spell it

[@jamesmartin9401]

Honestly, this movie was so underrated. It was far better than II. Still debating if it was better than the first. More intelligent humor, definitely more genuine pathos.

[@starwarsroo2448]

Wasnt better than the first

[@Bale4Bond]

Making a better film than the second isn't some sort of miracle.

[@towel2043]

2 has its moments, but overall I would agree that 3 is far better

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

Wow, better than the first? No, and I mean reeeeeally no. But miles better than the second that's for sure

[@thisisdk7859]

I can't remember 2. So I'd assume that 1 and 3 are tied as far as my memory serves.

[@taleshiashivers4907]

“K, I can’t tell the women from the men”!😆😂😂🤣🤣 his voice when he says it~hilarious every time never gets old 😂😂

[@NativeTexMexican]

"Alright, Now... The pickle." 😳🥒

[@krashnface]

ok, so now I suppose that bill was literally everywhere.

[@yodaman1985]

*sighs* “Yoko’s here…….uhh tell her that I’m filming this man eating a hamburger, um it’s transcendent” *yells to imaginary assistant* “Alright now the pickles” 🤣😆🤣

[@shemita4523]

I laughed for 20 minutes straight at that part 😂😂😂

[@Toxodos]

that's an actual thing andy warhol did btw lol it was himself and it was for somebody elses movie

[@grumpy_cat1337]

Bill Hader is such a talented actor!

[@TheTonyShow]

Dude I had no idea that was bill hader until I looked at the cast online because I recognized his voice. Dude went chameleon in this role.

[@TheTonyShow]

I've got 69 likes nobody like my comment anymore

[@BrianBadondeBo]

1:16 that aged fantastically

[@sosaboi1352]

Andy Warhol kept his wife’s name out his fuckin mouth

[@davidwallgren7575]

Old news, move on

[@BrianBadondeBo]

@@davidwallgren7575 yes, old news, it's almost like the comment was referring to how it AGED lmao

[@davidwallgren7575]

@Rig Driscoll Not a good comment since you can't compare the actors with their characters like that

[@aaaaaaaaooooooo]

It is trancendant.

[@CK61380]

“Alright, now the pickle” 😂🤣

[@hephaestus6365]

That is, by far, the most believable explanation of Andy Warhol I have EVER heard.

[@MrHamncheez]

"Kay I can't tell the women from the men"

[@JonnySublime]

The world we live in.

[@bobydigital2450]

So that was his excuse? 😏

[@Frankie2012channel]

Welcome to 2022 my friend! hahahaha

[@royalanempire2965]

Eh depends on the men....just saying

[@JBrander]

USA 2022. lmao

[@Dakurar]

The absolute hilarity when he says its "transcendent".

[@NickJohnCoop]

The hamburger bit……too good.

[@censorshipsucks9493]

The pickle.

[@pjmincanada5747]

This was my favourite scene. I was a little girl in the 60s so I remember that time but didn't take part in it. Hader is excellent, so is the rest of the cast.

[@thesinaclwon]

Bill Hader is a national treasure

[@thedarkknight9153]

"I don't have no problem pimp slapping the shiz-nit out of Andy Warhol." "Huh?" 😂

[@armacham]

Isn't the backstory that J was a cop? Why would a former police officer talk like that? It's almost as if the director/producers/actors don't actually care about anything and the movie is just a stupid brainless cash grab.

[@WoodFaerie]

@@armacham no, that was International

[@jamesdakrn]

This aged well lmao

[@emiliobulesevich9571]

@@jamesdakrn was gonna say something like this hehehe

[@treywalker9103]

I'm filming this man eating a burger. It's transcend, now the pickle 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@bellapheron]

all in the eyes.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

I love his expression of “ahh dammit what to say what to say….f*ck it, let’s try this goofy ish. I can believe this is gonna work.”

[@elhumorista]

"I can't tell women from the men" aged like fine wine.

[@wassup9378]

I loved every single moment of this movie

[@Vyselink]

1:57 OMG. I just finally realized what she said. "Yoko's here". Imagine having to deal with Yoko Ono. Poor Agent W!

[@soyreeng8864]

Wow I never knew that was bill Hader. He's so underrated for an actor. He's so funny

[@Research0digo]

Watch HBO's #Barry

[@Shane-un8pe]

I really like that Hader's character seems to be a very competent agent. K Seems to be Agent W's superior but he still comes to him for help.

[@tr4shp4nd45]

“K I can’t tell the woman from the men..” slays me every time😂

[@1badjesus]

0:44 "EVERYTHING about you upsets me..... ...... ... ... goddamn it K!! you wanna blow my cover?!?" F'N HYSTERICAL! whoever wrote this bit for the script deserves a medal! "AGENT W"🤣

[@mikeRedMDK2032]

"Tell her that i'm filming this man eating a hamburger. It's..transcendent."

[@brandonlkhagva]

“Forget it, i don’t wanna know!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deebugger]

Three minute of Oscar, if anyone ever deserved it

[@Dragnil2005]

Last dialogue " I can't tell women from a man" was really important for the future

[@AmbientMess]

2:44 - Your really gonna risk mentioning that in front of Thanos?

[@shottygod13]

"And now the pickle!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sylviabennan]

“you distress me everything about you upsets me” is still a quote that plays randomly in my head to this day. 😂

[@FoneArc]

Will Smith wasn’t joking when he said he has no problem pimp slapping the shit out of someone.

[@ermonski]

Slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol. That aged well

[@robertdelgadocapetillo8684]

Super well.

[@davidwallgren7575]

Hey, don't compare the actors with their characters, will ya?

[@floridian_reptilian]

i love how annoyed he is at hearing that yokos there and then he gets back into character and drops that ridiculous hamburger line. his warhol voice is hilarious.

[@jjwwqq]

Can’t tell the women from the men. Classic. And prophetic.

[@shellshock10]

“I can’t tell the women from the men” hahaha

[@danmang923]

Josh Brolin did such an amazing job in this movie. I actually thought it was actually Tommy Lee Jones when he was younger.

[@sweetdannyandlisa6537]

I love how the way he speaks and the hamburger part is like a parody of how pretentious he can be 🤣

[@nickolaslincoln558]

"Tell her that I'm filming a man eating a hamburger... It's transcendent." 😆

[@joeyoung4309]

I love how when K starts telling W about whatsup with J after about 2 sentences W cuts off K telling him he doesnt care and doesnt want to know. I love how deadpan the MIB are, nothing is too strange or weird for them and sometimes they prefer to not be in the know on something, for once.

[@nyolaos]

“Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to”

[@jude4586]

“EveRy tHinG aboUt yoU UpseTS mE” 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@FatimaSorianoOfficial]

At 1:14, J's doing some serious foreshadowing. For real life, that is. Not for Andy Warhol, but you know...

[@ericsantana1184]

Bill hader needs to play Andy Warhol in a biopic.

[@charmygreen665]

Ive never watched the third one and i have to change that, god this has the same spirit as the originals and bill killed this

[@Potatotenkopf]

Third one is a banger, it has some plot holes but I hope you don't watch the alien time travel movie for its scientific accuracy ie don't think too much about it.

[@charmygreen665]

@@Potatotenkopf good take lol yeah i totally agree

[@aldwyck7177]

"I can't tell the women from the men." Sounds like current events.

[@PopeDuwang]

Sadly for Agent W, he doesn’t die for another 15-20 years so he’s gonna have to wait a while before they fake his death.

[@KenMasters.]

Before or after that Burger King mukbang?

[@AC3handle]

I dunno why people hate this movie so much. It's really fucking good.

[@jackkraken3888]

I think one issue is regarding how it tried to connect Agent J's past with agent K, so the original meeting in the original MIB isn't as random as it looked.

[@AC3handle]

@@jackkraken3888 well wasn't part of K's memory erased?

[@jackkraken3888]

@@AC3handle I don't remember now.

[@AC3handle]

@@jackkraken3888 well there you go.

[@screwyjones1308]

I haven't seen anyone that absolutely hates this movie. Many people thought it was good, better than the 2nd one and far far better than International

[@josephrobles6369]

Knew this was bill harder, he killed this

[@hellfire5108]

1:15 that did not age well...

[@buster5661]

He does not have the tick

[@lukeamparo6586]

K giving J the “dad look” is fitting in retrospect.

[@ArnoldsDesign]

"I can't tell the women from the men". 2024: We feel your pain.

[@worker-wf2em]

1:14 This aged like fine wine 😂

[@MrRoland47]

This film is a masterpice

[@PorkinsTheWhite]

This place has everything....

[@NotableSavage2]

It’s crazy how quickly that last line became normal.

[@nathancruz9172]

1:43 I remember knowing Bill Hader voice Flint Lockwood from cloudy ☁️ with a chance of meatball.

[@qwmx]

He voiced Flint? This guy? really!

[@ryanartward]

Now I just want a spin off of Bill Hader spying on bougie space aliens.

[@bruth6138]

Hader is always great but, more importantly, Brolin did such an incredible job with this.

[@DashingSteel]

I bet the pitch for Andy's appearance went something like this: "How about we make him an alien?" "No! That would be cliche! What are we, hacks?" "It's Men In Black 3. You're telling me we're not?" "Yes. I am." "...So, actual good ideas then? Okay, let me get my folder"

[@e.c.1975]

“You gotta fake my death” 💀💀

[@urbanwitchmagazine8667]

Sounded like John Malkovich

[@thebluedragon07]

now that you mention it, he sounds like his character from Hitchhikers Guide Across the Galaxy.

[@StumpyJoeTV]

I remember not really liking this movie but this scene is GREAT!

[@NekoHibaCosplay]

Watching it again after years makes me think that Hader was spot on when he did his John Malkovich impression in front of him

[@nicolasocampo9953]

"I can't tell the women from the men!" LOL

[@jbellamy83]

Bill Hader is a national treasure at this point lol

[@sigelsegal2297]

That last line got me crying 💀

[@michaelversace456]

"Alright now the pickle!" His eyes after that lmfao!!!

[@snakeplissken3063]

"I can't tell the women from the men" I hear ya, Andy.

[@talonsandspears8129]

He said the line,

[@walkeen_phoenix139]

anyone else think josh Brolin could portray Andy Griffith in a bio pic perfectly?

[@_sssnips]

His reaction to Yoko 😆😆😆

[@Jabberwok28]

Bill Hader is that ingredient, like Allen Tudyk, that makes everything a little better.

[@TurqoiseHexagonSun]

"Im sorry Mr. Warhol, you like talking real slow.." 🤣

[@chuck421]

0:50 Dang It, Kay! Are You Trying To Blow My Cover?

[@gianlucatartaro1335]

The voice is the most perfect mix of Herb Welch and Stefon, and it works PERFECTLY for AW 😂😂😂

[@omarreyes7626]

1:09 wow, this is so ironic in 2022

[@omarreyes7626]

@Astro Jenkins sorry, brain fart, these couple of years just have been blurring together.

[@Mariofanaticanimations]

Who remember Flint Lockwood in MIB3

[@calebsullivan2373]

Hilarious how he's not fazed by the whole traveled back through time thing! Lol "Jesus don't tell me I don't wanna know" 🤣

[@togelz]

If he hears what has happened to agent "CR", agent W might be rethinking his impoliteness to agent J 1:16 exactly

[@ndexohill]

“I have no problem pimp slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol… Just ask Chris Rock”