Bill Maher's Guide to G.A.M.E. | Real Time (HBO)

In his editorial New Rule, Bill delivers the TED Talk that young people who lack game need to hear.

[@NetoLA10]

“If you want to bone, put down the phone” 😂😂😂💀💀

[@cmPe6an]

Naw theres an app for bonin

[@vincentfalcone9218]

Not true at all. Bill is beyond out of touch.

[@drg19841]

Well said. He's been losing touch for roughly the last decade.

[@ranndino]

@@vincentfalcone9218Yup. He gets his women from Hollywood parties where they come to meet rich celebrities and thinks he's got mad game.

[@ranndino]

Have you seen modern women? They're in their phones 24/7. Instagram, TikTok and OnlyFans broke them. Even at the clubs. They come all decked out to sit on the couch and stare at their phone.

[@thatgirlkells5505]

"Your shoes shouldn't look like Bathtub Toys" Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!

[@DylansPen]

I'm guessing there are quite a few out there who took offense to that after looking over at their shoes.

[@MentalD2000]

Yet Bill wear new balance during that segment. That's get women hot. 😂

[@ceofounder]

I so hate crocs!

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

OMG, I will never own a pair of those hideous clodhoppers. If you own crocs, you are a lost soul and you've completely given up.

[@RichV20]

@@MentalD2000 He was portraying a typical TED Talk outfit. That was the joke

[@einsteinboricua]

“We need to first white board the issue so we can drill down on the game changing paradigm shift that really squeezes the juice out of a more goal-oriented approach that can move the needle.” Every corporate talk ever!!!

[@dinab.474]

With about a half dozen double -entrendres😂

[@lindacaswell9650]

Doesn't anyone speak English anymore! Whst a word salad of bs 😂

[@scottspilis1940]

Horrible flashbacks to my working days.

[@tracynonumbers]

at the end of the day avoid clichés

[@user-xg9xn6gi8w]

It’s about making more money. Bottom line issues. Corporate has a tendency to pass expenses along to the client or public.

[@nickm724]

"The greatest pickup line is still "hello"" is one of the most profound things I've ever heard

[@jamesg199t]

I knows a Lionel Richie song that I think you would love

[@trydowave]

Try that on a dating app and see how far u get.

[@nnamdiazuakola5254]

@@trydowavethat’s why it’s for real life…

[@nickm724]

@@trydowave He’s not talking about apps. That’s the point..

[@michaeljjt1976]

@@trydowave The whole point of this video is to actually....I know it sounds really odd and scary and profound...not use an app or your phone and talk to human beings in real life

[@JD..........]

I simply don't buy the "kids today aren't interested in sex". They're just afraid. Kids are simply too online. Guys are afraid of being "toxic" and the "girl boss" archetype isn't sexy to most guys.

[@user-cz5lj2vx1f]

There are NOT nearly as many "girl bosses" as men imagine. Plenty of girl EMPLOYEES, girl ASSISTANTS...not so many girl bosses--especially women in their 20s for god's sake! Like Maher said: GROW UP (& Get Real!)

[@isaidpianissimo2475]

Guys are very afraid of being falsely accused of some sort of sessual harassment just for saying hello.

[@United-Nations-Space-Command.]

​@isaidpianissimo2475 I saw how false allegations took down a POPULAR US SENATOR, and people wonder why we are scared of interacting with women

[@vincentfalcone9218]

@@isaidpianissimo2475 If you're not really physically attractive it's VERY risky to hit on random women.

[@TigerMa75]

I think real people haven’t changed that much it’s just they spend too much time on social media and their phones and simply think they have changed. Or at least, think they are supposed to be things they truthfully aren’t. In a world of self-ID etc, no wonder young generations don’t know how to communicate with one another. If you don’t know who or what you are - how can you expect anyone else?

[@Homeschoolsw6]

If you wanna be with women, it's important that you like women.

[@cmPe6an]

Ok but only if they play bionicles with me and I get to be the red one Edit: Thank you for the thumbs up kind internet stranger. I needed it on today of all days.

[@The_R-n-I_Guy]

Respecting women is the first step

[@user-be7pw3sm7d]

@@The_R-n-I_Guy Bill's the last one to care about "respecting" women. You should see how he talks about them on his Club Random podcast. Besides, he said in his segment that douchebags are the ones who get women, and that's something he genuinely believes.

[@AmmarNomani]

bullshit

[@tinaroberts5858]

​@@user-be7pw3sm7dyep

[@emafolo]

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a woman who would get really mad if she heard me say that." -Mitch Hedberg

[@tonyattardo9350]

My man! An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.

[@SandraDavis-q3i]

It's so true about how millennial men dress these days. I hardly ever see a guy wear a suit and tie. The description of the crocs as bathtub toys was awesome!

[@firstlast8258]

Because if you wear a suit and tie in the middle of summer you are asking for a heat stroke

[@luckyDancer100]

@@firstlast8258you’re typical not wearing it outside for long. You wear it for an event.

[@richardmapa2585]

Young men in North America now dress like absolute SHIT, all the time: Work, Weddings, Funerals, Job Interviews, you name it.

[@Matthew10950]

​@@luckyDancer100Have you ever worn a suit and tie before? No animosity, I'm genuinely curious.

[@23erisx]

I consider a suit and tie to be lazy costuming.

[@FoodNerds]

“You’re NOT THEM!” 😂😂😂

[@sejuanisupportonly7385]

which are "3 words" according to Maher and his writers ... :/

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

@@sejuanisupportonly7385 - A contraction is, by definition, one word.

[@ezra842]

@@sejuanisupportonly7385 Maybe I'm dumb, but I count three words. Am I missing something?

[@user-mz1kt6iz4e]

Bill's thing should have been, to be accurate & honest & including himself (since he's the expert, ..I guess), 7 words. - "You Don't Have Their, ..Or My.., Money!" - Since that's what it's really all about.

[@sejuanisupportonly7385]

@@ezra842 "You're" is TWO words, hence the apostrophe. You are not them == You're not them. FOUR words. :)

[@JeffMorrisonAdventures]

As a long time Bill enthusiast. This is some of his best work. Well done Bill.

[@brasshouse9822]

I know that Bill is doing a bit here with the blue jeans and the black shirt, but it’s honestly a fucking great look for him. He looks fantastic.

[@gforce9596]

Agree, he seems quite physically fit and actually looks like a lot of Silicon Valley tech bosses who run "campuses" instead of "offices" - perfect outfit for a TED parody And this was an actually decent TED talk

[@einat1622]

I know right? My thought too.

[@lolodee3528]

His head fits his body. His scale is fine.

[@vettelover695]

@@lolodee3528no it’s not. He has a huge head for his body. That’s actually a plus in tv and movies etc. To be a game show host it’s almost mandatory lol

[@catedney4165]

That’s all he wears when at home dude😎. VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙💙🙏🏽✌️🌞❤️

[@thefloatingrock]

It’s not lesbians, Bill, it’s that age group dating older men.

[@DeathAndTaxesAbolitionist]

High value men get harems going on dating apps.

[@Cwgrlup]

Women date older men until they get even older.

[@toriless]

Yep, I love the 30's, they are orgasm machines the do it over and over and over until thirsty and tired, yet sometimes it happens earlier. We can give them what they want and it is more about them then ourselves.

[@calikeisha365]

It’s likely both, Didn’t something like 40% of Gen Z identify as queer? Also some of that is women dating the same man.

[@williamyoung9401]

This isn't rocket science. In recent times, women have had their pick of the litter. It's biology...

[@user-be7pw3sm7d]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="39">0:39</a> There was a WSJ article recently or some other newspaper that said that a lot of Gen Z women consider themselves to "be in a relationship" after they have gone out once with a guy. And that guy is usually going out with several different women but doesn't consider himself to be in a relationship with any of them.

[@thrawncaedusl717]

I assumed it was just that they were dating older men, but that also makes sense. I’m guessing it’s a mix of both (over 20% difference is huge!)?

[@vincentfalcone9218]

That's Chad for ya

[@TigerMa75]

In other words, what has always been that if a woman has low self esteem she will like a man with over inflated egos.

[@JKnksrsly]

it's hypergamy. bill wants everyone to think it's not happening. There isn't an expert that doesn't think it's not happening. It's happening, and it's increasing. Societal collapse may change this. I thank god im not an incel but I have been for short periods and even that is horrid

[@cdevil9488]

@@vincentfalcone9218 And Tyrone.

[@Jacob.Seth.Pulcifer.]

I know Bill Maher, says a lot of crazy stuff but, I wasn't expecting this, what a man.👍

[@Positive_Tea]

When you have two sentences that can stand on their own and are connecting it with a conjunction (for, and, nor, but, or, yet, so), you must put a comma on the word before the conjunction. Examples Correct: Robert blushed in embarrassment, but the girls giggled in laughter. Incorrect: Robert’s pants ripped, and tore straight through to his underwear. Why: You do not need a comma here because Robert’s pants are the implied subject. The second half cannot stand by itself.

[@cynthiarouse]

The part about dressing and grooming is 100% accurate. I’ve seen young people out in public in pajama pants and raggedy logo T shirts and it’s sad. They can’t even muster a nice trouser and crisp shirt/sportcoat. It’s sad. Clothing/grooming is a reflection of self esteem From my observation at least half of our people look like they got their clothes from the goodwill dumpster. No hot guy or gal would be interested in somebody who shows up slovenly or unkempt. It started with ‘casual Friday’ and now it’s ’homeless chic’. 😂 You deserve an Emmy for this season Bill great writing. 🎉

[@jameshewitt5774]

Men aren't dressing to attract women because they do not want to attract women. It's a simple cost-benefit analysis. The deal society is offering men right now is unacceptable, so they are checking out. Men have decided not to participate as the only form of protest they have. Bill is not helping by blaming the victim here.

[@DurkaDur-bx4ks]

They're not interested in impressing people

[@cynthiarouse]

@@DurkaDur-bx4ks they don’t know what they’re missing. Health and looking one’s best is a good thing. ☺️🔥🔥

[@kt798]

@@DurkaDur-bx4ks and that's okay, but don't complain when people aren't attracted to your messy behind.

[@IntoTheMusic87]

⁠@@DurkaDur-bx4ksThen they're succeeding! 🥳

[@BlueBaron3339]

Okay, this was a stretch and I admire that. He nailed it too. All those wretched buzzwords and the ludicrous style of TED talks! 😃😂😅🤣 And the writers should take a bow as well.

[@ranndino]

He didn't nail it. This was the most boomer new rules ever. Completely out of touch with modern reality. He should try his own advice at places where people don't know who he is.

[@BlueBaron3339]

@@ranndino 🙄

[@barrym2112]

I liked that he was making fun of Ted which is insufferable to me. I think his obsession with the youngest generation has lost its humor and I am nearly his age.

[@BlueBaron3339]

@@barrym2112 Agreed. Generational humor is pretty flabby-minded, and I'm older than Bill.

[@54raynor]

@@ranndinoor maybe it is a sign that modern reality should actually pay attention to those who came before and learn how they managed to succeed.

[@JL-is9rg]

The black t-shirt and jeans look is worth revisiting.🙂 Dude does not look 68.

[@Cwgrlup]

Ageist

[@bobbykiriakidis9753]

Honestly I like Bill, but, if you saw him in person you would not say that. He is old and wrinkled. You are forgetting the magic of TV. Strategic lighting and heavy makeup.

[@trydowave]

Its called having an easy, privileged life... sitting around talking and smoking d0pe.

[@eneas9038]

​@@bobbykiriakidis9753I mean sure, the guy is old, no one is saying that 20yo girls are going to start putting Up posters of him in their bedrooms, but he looks healthy for his age, I would sign being in that shape at 68 right now

[@weltschmerz333]

yea he looks much older

[@Bop89]

Love this talk! Thanks Bill.

[@marlyndonnelly2206]

My father told me to never deny a man the chance to be a gentleman, he was raised to open the door and pull your chair out for you, make sure to thank him when he does.

[@jopo7996]

Bill is doing Casual Friday in real time.

[@memory-nownow-anticipation7087]

He's mimicking Ted Talker's dress , son.

[@otorishingen8600]

Nice pun 😉

[@jaguarkaboom8967]

if the democrats didn't push a culture war onto boys and girls they wouldn't have disrupted the fertility rate.... but this was their intention all along GIRLS: girl power, pink power, crack the glass ceiling, pay inequity, be a boss, lean in, get an abortion, birth control, dont cook, dont clean, be a queen, slay girlfriend, etc BOYS: toxic masculinity, manspreading, mansplaining, rainbow agenda, drag queens, homosexuals, effeminate famous males, metrosexuals, manscaping, etc the democrats have intentionally destroyed the fertility rate, because they are scared of climate change and global warming, overpopulation and overpollution

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

I feel like Bill is doing mark Zuckerberg at a Facebook meeting

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

Another important thing is to find women that actually share the same interests as you. I’ve met tons of really cool girls that love video games, fantasy books, comics, rock music, cartoons, etc. It’s really not that hard or rare lol.

[@Surge92]

Yes, those are the best. I love meeting women that are also huge movie fans like me.

[@Medina-bk2fo]

It's pretty telling that this WISDOM didn't even occur to Maher - great point!

[@Allronix]

My sis and I both met our spouses at sci fi conventions. We ain't the only ones by a long shot.

[@Lisa-ik3wt]

Good , practical advice 😉

[@jimmym3352]

Depends on your generation and location. It's pretty rare to find Gen X women into games. Especially where I live. Granted I live in a terrible place to find women, Las Vegas, people here are into lame stuff like gambling, alcohol, and pot.

[@ChikoStickAdventures]

The best advice my uncle gave me when I went to college when I told him I saw so many beautiful women was “the worst thing they’ll tell you is no” . I said hi to everyone 😂

[@bryanergau6682]

How'd it work out?

[@Handsomebwonderful1984]

Today the worst thing they can do is accuse you of false accusations. And then you’re fucked.

[@igiem368]

@@Handsomebwonderful1984 Bingo.

[@runthenumbers9698]

@@Handsomebwonderful1984 Today, the worst thing a college girl can do is distract you from your path

[@vettelover695]

@@Handsomebwonderful1984you are a douche. Go away.

[@marcreeves5980]

Now do one for women. We aren’t the only ones who need help

[@sirdoobiehowzer3888]

lol i love how your first instinct after hearing the is segment is to say “wHaT aBoUt WoMeN?” 😂

[@cutl00senc]

I agree…women should stop dressing like pro’s and then get angry when men stare at them…talk about a mind f&$k

[@MarvinThiessen]

@@sirdoobiehowzer3888 Just because men put them on a pedestal doesn't mean their sh*t doesn't stink. Showing off tits at the dinner table (on a date) is inappropriate!

[@user-be7pw3sm7d]

@@sirdoobiehowzer3888 he's right though. main reason why men are choosing not to get married is that most modern women aren't worth marrying. gonna become a big "social crisis" in 5-10 years when all these gen z women are in their 30s and nobody wants to marry them.

[@2011Azure]

They can get laid, no matter what. You have to try harder.

[@ameliaalastairmoon4145]

As a woman and a lifelong geek, let me tell you that the "act normal" part is almost entirely wrong. You be you, enjoy your hobbies and don't try to be someone you're not. There are plenty of nerdy girls out there who enjoy a night of rolling dices, my men.

[@Medina-bk2fo]

THANK YOU! Poor Bill. Paying for his "dates" makes him so sadly weird on this topic.

[@btkenobi2]

If by "many" you mean .0001 percent, sure. You're dead on. Btw, the guys who actually make you wet won't be saying things like "milady" and quoting Tolkien. Unless your super gross, then yeah, get what ya can

[@sparkythancztwise]

I'm nerdy in different ways, but was thinking the same thing. There are a lot of women who enjoy L.A.R.P. and Ren Fairs and other stuff that many would find repellant or repugnant. To each his or her own. Moreover, there are plenty of women who'll respect and indulge a man's "foibles" when they are attracted to the man (attracted for several other reasons), and they'll enjoy their free time to do their own thing while the man is enjoying his hobby. All interests need not be shared to couple successfully. I'm a mature single woman. I'm geeky as a logophile, and in a few other ways. D&D and gaming aren't my interests, and I don't see myself with a man who is a big gamer (the other kind, with headset and chair, not Maher's G.A.M.E.r) nor a man into L.A.R.P. --but someone who enjoys group face to face game nights, or a range of other things I'm not already into, would not be excluded from consideration.

[@whatleft123]

Um, no. The ratio of nerdy girls to guys playing dice and card games is 100 to 1. As a woman, you probably like those odds. But for the 99 guys you aren't dating that day, they need to pretend to not be interested in that stuff. It doesn't mean you can't be interested in that stuff, but that is 3rd date conversation after you've gotten laid. The first dates are about future plans, positive things happening etc. This goes for any hobby that isn't "normal", that doesn't play into you, as a man being a good parent, provider, and companion.

[@sparkythancztwise]

@@Medina-bk2fo I would appreciate the man to pick up the check on our date.

[@TempestTossedWaters]

When million of people are having the same problems at the same time, problems which their fathers and grandfathers didn't have, the problem is probably not those individuals' fault.

[@turnthepage1972]

Social Media will convince you of whatever you want. If you don't like what others are saying you scroll on until someone tells you what you want to hear. People used to say I'm not a victim, I'm a survivor. Now everyone is a victim who doesn't think they're going to survive. Life is hard, especially when you're comparing yours to everyone else's. Succeeding is hard, if it was easy everyone would do it. Saying no one has it harder than you does not come from deprivation it comes from expectations. I feel sorry for the Internet generation because it makes it easier to lose hope when you're told there is none. I'm not saying it's easy for you or dismissing your concerns, they're real and justified but the misconception that other generations all owned houses and lived the high life belies the truth of slums, projects, trailer parks and apartment buildings which have always been a part of life.😮

[@Matthew10950]

Your implication is a little reductive, but I agree it should be thought about.

[@alecsinger3364]

Agreed.

[@brooklynebony]

just take bill's advice and stop making excuses.

[@Billsmafia50]

@@brooklynebony best advice I've read in these comments so far. It's easier to blame others for your short comings that to look in the mirror at the ACTUAL reason. You.

[@Seanpfree]

Wonder why Millenials and Gen Z are doom spending? Not getting married? Not starting families? Why is civil unrest growing while the wealth gap is larger than it ever has been in history? First-time home ownership is OVER. "Starter home" are over 400k average income is 58k. We've put in 77 bids in middle TN on first home and were outbid by cash investors EVERY TIME. Now, we're priced out due to price and mortgage rates. It's because this economy is not for us, it never has been since we've been around. It priced us out and left us behind before we got here. This doesn't end well for society at every socioeconomic level..

[@pinuuturner7777]

I agree.

[@sirdoobiehowzer3888]

Excuses

[@gforce9596]

That's certainly part of it, but what is the response to it? I don't mean to diminish our struggles and the factors that played into it though. There have been countless moments and generations throughout history where things like "finding a partner or soulmate or lover" were extremely luxurious notions - the fact is, our society is changing and people are starting to realize the nature of marriage/courtship/relationships whatever you want to call it is changing too.

[@Handsomebwonderful1984]

I’m in California. It’s way worse. I make decent money too. Can’t afford shit.

[@shep68]

And GenX is the 1st to not have pensions plus fought 3 wars. Boomers fought in Vietnam. Their parents fought WW2 and Korea. Their grandparents fought WW1 and survived a depression. You think you have it worse than them? Hint: you don’t. Everybody had it tough somehow. Yet they still managed to find each other, get married and have kids.

[@zandilenkosi9060]

“She wants you to spell the alphabet with your tongue….” Hilarious!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@barrym2112]

He stole that line from Sam Kennison. It was one of the best standup bits of all time. RIP Sam 😢.

[@phyllisvince569]

and true! come on!!

[@forman208]

It really wasn't that funny lol

[@peterboland503]

Was an homage, not bit theft

[@candice-hw7nb]

Bill has been waiting a long time for this one. It was fantastic

[@contracthit9839]

Get a clue.. AMERICAN women are the twelfth most overweight women in the world...

[@pragueexpat5106]

Well, it's impossible to not wear shorts in 32 degrees Celsius, but then I'm not trying to "score" a date anyway..

[@Hintonbro.]

Is it? Are you sure about that?

[@Positive_Tea]

If it's hot outside and you wear pants you're a dork

[@robo5013]

Only if you're a wimp. I've worked in construction for forty years and wear pants every day no matter the weather.

[@robo5013]

@@Positive_Tea Or a real man.

[@toriless]

I wear shorts a lot but I am not hunting foxes, more like 5C before I switch unless a more formal event.

[@ericmrozek]

I get that a lot of women mock the shit out of nerdy guys, but why would any man want to date a woman who thinks that perfectly legitimate hobbies and interests are childish and stupid? That just seems like a recipe for more resentment and hatred.

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

Exactly. Why would you want to be with someone who clearly doesn’t even like you for who you are? Sounds like you’re setting yourself up for an abusive failure of a relationship.

[@ericmrozek]

@@nightmarishcompositions4536 Yeah. It seems like far better advice to look for someone who actually likes similar things, but not necessarily the exact same type. That can broaden your horizons a lot more than usual.

[@IMAT01]

"Nerdy" guys? Or failure to launch guys who live in their parents' basement and play video games 24/7, often forgetting to bathe. Because there is a major difference!!

[@JamesBrown-gv1vg]

Because guys with these kinds of hobbies often suffer from obsessive &/or juvenile dispositions. If you ever look up how these man children react to writers making any changes to their particular beloved franchise or read any of their views on the opposite gender you'll clearly see why the ladies avoid these lunatics at all cost. Major media conglomerates certainly haven't helped reign in these emotionally stunted individuals by continually making properties that were originally intended for children increasingly more adult oriented in really cynical &/or creepy ways.

[@JKnksrsly]

​@@IMAT01these guys should just eat better and start exercising for a quarter of the day and join together until women are dressing up like gandalf and reciting the silmarillion in high-elvish. They had better!

[@YaelOrel]

"Women are humans, and they want you to listen." That was my TED talk, thank you.

[@lockywolf__2181]

But they keep saying stupid things.

[@csleedy70]

More like, they want you to do nothing but listen, ad nauseam.

[@carlfowler1297]

@@lockywolf__2181… probably the stupidest thing I’ve read today - well done.

[@grandfathernurgle2840]

Yes and we heard; they rather be near bears than the majority of average men. Unless you are Tyrone or Chad don't bother with them beyond common curtesy. Honestly being none select is a blessing since it means more money/less stress too bad some men can't recognize the blessing in disguise.

[@Sambone702]

Bill, these women are not approachable anymore. If you try to talk to one, they treat you like a creeper. Its exhausting and not worth it. I was married for 17 years and dated multiple others.

[@neetpride5919]

I mean, they're more approachable and easier to bang than ever provided you're a world famous millionaire or 6'2"+.

[@IMAT01]

If you were married for 17 years and you dated for many years before that, how old does that make you? And what age are the women that you're approaching? Because if you're approaching women who are the age of your daughter, you probably are a creeper....

[@Lonnie123]

@@IMAT01lol my exact thought. “These 19 year olds today just aren’t interested in my 50 year old ass”

[@Medina-bk2fo]

Yeah, that's what happened to you: women became less approachable! lol

[@btkenobi2]

Why do you care what they think? Just move on to the next one...and the next...and the next. As far as age goes, it doesn't really matter. Especially with how ineffectual and lame these boys today are. These girls would never tell their friends or relatives, but they are desperate for connection and real human contact with an actual, you know, MAN! Numbers, numbers, numbers...only do the things that work and forget what people who don't know think or say. Real life experiences and success are the ONLY metrics that matter

[@OpEditorial]

Brilliant dating advice for the average young man struggling to settle down and start a family in an economy largely ruined by boomers... from an unmarried, childless multimillionaire in his 60s.

[@drg19841]

Yup. Who has a reputation of hiring women for "services". Hard pass.

[@ranndino]

@@drg19841There's nothing wrong with that as long as he doesn't claim to have mad game that would work for an average guy.

[@drg19841]

​@@ranndino well said.

[@YaelOrel]

Do you think he got anything wrong?

[@OpEditorial]

@@YaelOrel it's the sage wisdom of hunting tips from a vegan.

[@vettelover695]

Can I get an Amen !! 😂 preach Bill!! 👌🏼👍🏻

[@ranndino]

Nope

[@vettelover695]

@@ranndino shaddap 😏

[@Whyufollowos]

As a man who did better than he should’ve in the dating world. And now happily married. I wish I went to this TEDTalk when I was 25. Although I must say, I did always pay for dinner. I can’t speak for everything else thanks, Bill.

[@zilch4515]

Take a closer look at modern women as well, Bill. These aren't the same women from the 70's, 80's, and 90's.... They've changed.

[@neetpride5919]

Dating. Dating has changed. (This is a Metal Gear Solid reference)

[@robertacomstock3655]

Yeah. I'm O.L.D..

[@jaguarkaboom8967]

if the democrats didn't push a culture war onto boys and girls they wouldn't have disrupted the fertility rate.... but this was their intention all along GIRLS: girl power, pink power, crack the glass ceiling, pay inequity, be a boss, lean in, get an abortion, birth control, dont cook, dont clean, be a queen, slay girlfriend, etc BOYS: toxic masculinity, manspreading, mansplaining, rainbow agenda, drag queens, homosexuals, effeminate famous males, metrosexuals, manscaping, etc the democrats have intentionally destroyed the fertility rate, because they are scared of climate change and global warming, overpopulation and overpollution

[@neetpride5919]

Someone needs to explain hypergamy and the mouse utopia experiment to old Bill. It's not a coincidence that every single developed country has the exact same problem with birth rates. Also dating app usage isn't decreasing because so many young people are now meeting in person. It's because so many people have given up on dating. The number one way couples meet is still dating apps... there are just fewer of them.

[@softjones3128]

excuses.

[@cdo...49283]

Jesus Christ a Whatifalthist incel in the wild 😂 for the love of God take an internet break

[@neetpride5919]

@@softjones3128 reasons. They can't be excused because I'm married and 6'2". I only know all this because my brilliant short friend taught me

[@firstlast8258]

The numbers don't lie but liars use numbers

[@lockywolf__2181]

App usage is going down because they gave been enshittified. Useless ads, bad matches, and a sh*tload of robots, some not even chatgpt based. Essentially since OkCupid has been bought out by Tinder.

[@danpalmer5451]

How did they not call this ‘BILL and TED’??

[@icemaniceburg2390]

And finally fix the family court and have false accusations carry just as much consequences as the "guilty verdict".

[@23erisx]

Child support is sometimes society's way to punish men for having unprotected sex.

[@robinlandis5226]

Thanks so much for Martin Short last week. I laughed so hard I peed, and it felt so good.

[@rosiered3403]

He's the guest host on Jimmy Kimmel this week. He's hilarious.

[@MarvinThiessen]

Thanks for sharing, diaper dude.

[@JKnksrsly]

​@@MarvinThiessenmen don't speak this way. Clearly a woman. And someone who probably nodded approvingly at this segment

[@WhiskersInc]

Legitimately refreshing.

[@foldvarimarton]

Now let's teach some game to the ladies. -If a guy says hello (in person or online), show some interest. -You're not hard to get, you are too complicated to get. -Don't expect to be taken out anywhere fancy for the first time.

[@MarkusAxunIllianus]

To guys about paying for a date: If you have a good feeling, pay up. If you don't think you will see each other again, split. If she is on a lot of dates just for somebody to buy her dinner, split. Don't let her use you. If she talks about the patriachy and the importance of feminism, she should pay everything. Break the mold.

[@charlottesmith2439]

Women dont date to get free dinners

[@richardvazquez3637]

LMFAO, keep rubbing those pennies together. I know many women that would show you where to shove your money.

[@MarkusAxunIllianus]

​@@charlottesmith2439 Your take is adorable: kzbin.info/www/bejne/np_IXoSFq8uIeLssi=Yc1241K407SPvDeZ kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYC0fpmfeLeobbMsi=x1BkXnDfAF08V_7s kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2axc4B3nsuAiq8si=CTrQ46yexZ8m0E2y kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJSVqaSmadKVpJosi=HHT0IMY4oZfAQzXD kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3jcYpZuiL-rn68si=Ow2gds7hx9-64H1a

[@toriless]

"My concern would be she felt the need to talks about the patriarchy and the importance of feminism", like duh, I would feel insulted that she felt the need to say so. OK, she thinks I do not think females can be humans too??

[@toriless]

@@charlottesmith2439 Dump those ones

[@afridgetoofar1818]

“If a relationship does happen, it’s ten times more likely it’s the _man_ who messes it up” I’m not buying that for a second.

[@dgrant7291]

speak for yourself Bill....amirite?

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

@@afridgetoofar1818 only if you buy the endless amount of women excuses

[@ludwig7974]

Blue Pill Beta Bish Simps like bill will NEVER EVER hold females accountable

[@Mark_Jacobson81]

Yeah, I agreed with most of it but I think his last point was not even close to being accurate. From my life experience, women cheat at least at much as men do, it likely probably more.

[@LeesaDeAndrea]

You're probably right. Women are just as human as men are.

[@francisjo3]

Bill Maher, still funny after all these decades!

[@CuzBarnaJuner]

Yas, , and still funny if he would stop complaining about "woke" (whatever that is ),,...

[@HrtlessCloud]

Are you the guy they planted in the audience

[@greatlakes4753]

​@@HrtlessCloud LMFAO 🤣

[@hemramachandran5626]

He has writers you know, whom he has hired.....

[@user-tj7ek8bs7x]

still crazy after all these years. Paul Simon

[@AlexanderSkinnerVids]

“It’ll be ten times more likely the man is the one who f**ks it up” Do you speak from experience, Bill?

[@A.P.0000]

This is the sickest roast i have ever received 😂. It is so spot on, feels personal😅

[@bullmoose6739]

It is. He turned me into a Republican.

[@JKnksrsly]

I think bill maher is confusing the rest of the country with the LA escort scene that he remembers before he became famous

[@TylerShacklefordDurden]

He never stopped, his escorts have given interviews.

[@Medina-bk2fo]

That really IS the most amusing aspect of this lovely little talk

[@martintimmer8574]

No,actually it isn’t just a Los Angeles problem ,or a America problem.it’s a problem here in Europe as well.

[@TylerShacklefordDurden]

@@martintimmer8574 what problem?

[@tres311]

It turns out, you don’t need game for a woman….You need $$$, a job and a house!

[@guyfawkes8384]

Money is the BIGGEST thing for a man's confidence.

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

Yes, back to basics. It's all Biden's fault. /s

[@thejeffhargensproject4991]

You need good looks.

[@CrazyMaryJo]

Spot on, says this single 75 year old broad.

[@United-Nations-Space-Command.]

I am 6 3, Hispanic and Catholic and I am still single

[@markusParkus233]

Oh, man, we are screwed. I had no idea it was this bad.

[@lopresti4559]

Its perfectly ok and fine to be single. ! Nothing wrong with it. Bill Maher is single. Freedom is a good thing..... ❤

[@ranndino]

@@lopresti4559Maher gets laid. Pretty sure this guy means he isn't.

[@ranndino]

Hmm... If I were your height I'd be running a harem. The good news is the you can develop other qualities. Not much anyone can do about height.

[@Medina-bk2fo]

@@ranndino "running a harem' LOL! That's called short man syndrome

[@DeathKorpsCommander-sm1um]

From what i see from young men it’s not a lack of “game” but more so that they don’t want to deal with modern women.

[@guyfawkes8384]

It's a lack of money. You can't have a gf without it.

[@imajeepster]

@@guyfawkes8384 you don't need a shitton of money to have GF. Another myth.

[@Cwgrlup]

That’s because they don’t know how to be men.

[@forman208]

@@imajeepster A "shitton", no, but I would say a majority of women, esp good looking ones, want a man who does well financially.

[@bengsynthmusic]

​​@@imajeepster The type of gf one can have without riches are the types most don't think about looks wise.

[@Impertinent1]

If I’m paying for the date, I will decide where we go

[@cathyortiz1280]

This is brilliant! I tried the dating apps. None of the men want to meet in person, just another app. It's insane! I thought the whole point was to meet in person & actually have a real life relationship!

[@sneakersnake8825]

I don't get why they set the public sound volume higher than Bill's.

[@chancebrown106]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="32">0:32</a> Because all the women are sleeping with the same man..

[@ranndino]

Bingo!

[@chesterbelle]

exactly and there is nothing wrong with that

[@SuperiorBeen]

​@@chesterbelleWomen acting like prostitutes and asking from men to treat them like ladies 😂. Nothing wrong with that?

[@jimmym3352]

Exactly. I won't say it's wrong. It's just times have changed. No longer does a woman have to settle for an ugly dude just to keep from starving to death. She can make her own money to survive and go after the good looking men. Good looking men are scoring left and right in this country. It's tough for us not blessed with good looks. I was doing fairly well, but my girl lost her drive after menopause, so I'm in a bad position right now.

[@mrbritisher9748]

It's also because people just bullshit, lie and exaggerate about their situations.

[@Myself-yf5do]

Bill mentioned that he wants to do an actual TED talk but they won't let him, for some reason. Why would that be?

[@makeguyver8596]

Just as porn has set unachievable expectations for women, so too social media and rom coms have set expectations that are impossible for men to adhere to. I had many relationships in my teens and into my 20's, but by my 30's I realized life was more fun, simpler and easier if I took it on alone. So many common troubles go away when you're alone. So now I'm 47 and I've been alone for 12 years and in those years I've made more progress than I did in the previous 20 years adulting. A high percentage of women are unreasonable and untrustworthy. If you want men to chase women again. Make women great again.

[@cellocase7148]

I gave up on women years ago. I was married for 12 years to abwomen Ibmet at uni. My wife ran off with her doctor who was 🎉 his patients. She seemed shocked when she found out she wasnt the only special one. Two years on dating apps. Three replies. Talking to women at work you would think the hard thing is deciding who to turn down or how to juggle multiple partners. Tried bars but the culture or approaching folk is gone people find you odd. Old folk like Bill Mar are tone def.

[@rajpunjabi5947]

Hey Bill, thanks for the TED Talk 😂😅

[@Kenda-iy7rc]

“IF YOU WANT TO BONE, PUT DOWN THE PHONE” 🙂😄😀

[@markfrancis5164]

This is better than most actual TED Talks.

[@Dayglodaydreams]

Not everyone needs to marry and have children.

[@cutl00senc]

Children aren’t pets…they’re complicated and require two parents who are devoted to their welfare…JFC!

[@coyotejohenson7245]

@@Dayglodaydreams and those people shouldn't take his advice.

[@ThisIS_Insane]

Bill is proof of that, as he has no kids. How about considering that this is for people who are interested in the subject, and care about society?

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

True. Not everyone has to date either, especially considering what a disastrous toxic mess the modern dating scene has become.

[@drg19841]

Exactly. If only I could think of an example. Say someone who has a talk show on HBO. Someone giving outdated advice while not being married or having kids...

[@david29k11]

What if you're 5'4, you've done all of that and still get rejected and ghosted constantly?

[@sweetsexypickles]

Stop looking. It'll come.

[@shawnnewell4541]

Find a 5'3" or shorter girl?

[@_Trenchfoot_]

Girls like a man with game. Learn how to talk and make them laugh

[@relentlesseducator]

You keep going

[@tiashannon4614]

Talk to a woman friend/relative to understand why.😊

[@mathewmcfool]

Thank you Bill, I was lost but now I am found

[@Matt-ur2tb]

wow u need to get a life 😅

[@earlrothfus708]

The parody of the TED talk is the best part

[@stereoroid]

If the man is 10x more likely to fuck it up, isn’t prevention better than cure? You can’t lose a game that you don’t play. Call in Evolution in Action.

[@darthnatas953]

No, you can't win a game you don't play.

[@drsingingeagle]

Sadly, with the way Western women act these days, a lot of young men no longer shivagit: they’ve completely checked out or moved overseas. As an old man, I have no skin in the game, but even _I_ can see the handwriting on the wall. Why can’t Maher?

[@Medina-bk2fo]

#NotAllWomen. As an old man, you're just talking.

[@ranndino]

Exactly. Because he's completely out of touch on this issue. He cleans up at Hollywood parties where attractive young women come to meet rich celebrities and thinks he's got mad game.

[@ranndino]

@@Medina-bk2foAt least he's in touch with reality unlike Maher on this issue.

[@modickens1272]

​@@Medina-bk2foas an unintelligent woman, that's all you're doing as well.

[@jaredd9166]

@drsingingeagle Couldn't agree more! @Medina-bk2fo clearly doesn't understand the concept of averages / overwhelming percentages. Nothing is black-and-white, and "Not all X" is the mantra of brain-dead contrarians bending over backwards to deny that no "X is Y" statement means literally 100%. Grow up.

[@MistrBlistr]

I'm now going to find any excuse to use the word "masturbatorium" in conversation. Thanks Bill!

[@mattrobinson47]

Redd Foxx urged people to “clean your ass” back in the ‘70s, and it’s a timeless message

[@sweetsexypickles]

💯

[@Beefnhammer]

And he was right. Clean your ass folks.

[@btkenobi2]

Props to you for that message and knowing who Redd is. You are a rare one of culture!

[@barrym2112]

That’s makes two old comedians that he stole from on this bit. He stole lick the alphabet from Sam Kennison. They were both far better comedians than Bill.

[@sweetsexypickles]

@@barrym2112 nothing wrong with recycling old jokes when they're still true today... he was conveying that guys need to stop being lazy & take care of business. Hygiene is a #1 for me regardless of anything else 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@TerryKashat]

Bill wearing the new balance shoes at his Ted Talk on Game is priceless.

[@m.k.738]

Not like Maher knows anything about game, he just puts it on his Mastercard.

[@sparrowprince3432]

lol

[@rgn87654]

Money is one of the cornerstones of game. Nothing gets a woman wetter than a fat wallet.

[@user-je5do6jn2f]

Maintain eye contact, THE WHOLE TIME!

[@toriless]

Wrong! Are you a sociopath? Are you in some sick staring contest. You must be unemployed, basic conversation rules are beyond you.

[@bankyeubanks8352]

Anyone besides me remember in the 90s there was this show called "The Pickup Artist" on MTV....it wasn't about getting laid. It was a show about men helping socially awkward men learn how to interact with women, date, and build relationships. Back when MTV actually had good content. Bring that show back....but oh wait....somehow media will cringe at it now and say it's not equal or geared towards hurting women or misogynistic. STFU, NO IT WASNT WASNT....

[@xero32542]

Large thank you to my father for teaching me all these lessons so that I do t have watch Bill Maher TED talk.

[@unodos149]

All good points - that being said, I bet Maher didn't become a Lothario until he got famous lol

[@Son3002]

@@unodos149 Bill is known for buying escorts. He’s not exactly a Lothario.

[@ranndino]

That's the thing. He's completely out of touch on this issue because he gets girls at Hollywood parties where they specifically come to meet rich celebrities like him. So he thinks he's got mad game.

[@robertcowan7610]

Bill sold weed to get through college, and he's funny. I'm sure he did alright with women before he became famous.

[@Matthew10950]

​@@robertcowan7610I bet you're right.

[@user-be7pw3sm7d]

@@robertcowan7610 Bill has said he didn't talk to any women and have any sex during college on his Club Random podcast. That's part of why he is so hung up on this issue.

[@dusty_muff]

Ever since women have been programmed to be a BOSS BABE, its been hard for younger guys. Im glad i grew up in the 80s and 90s. My game was strong - i treated them like people and they treated me well. It's that simple ❤

[@docdaytona108]

Such practical advice…so practical, in fact, it’s almost certain to not work on any girl under 40 now.

[@DrBluesky_]

The fact that anyone young would watch the show is funnier than the bit

[@daddythefather3099]

He is 40 years older than me yet I watch Him

[@DrBluesky_]

@@daddythefather3099 and your screen name suggests you have your own issues to deal with.

[@yc1940]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="31">0:31</a> could be cuz more young women than young men are dating older ppl but I like the fact that Bill was confused (if genuine). Prob reflects that he's used to dating women his age

[@yc1940]

@@user-be7pw3sm7d ahh makes sense

[@ender003]

He was dating Cara Santa Maria for a few years and she's 28 years younger than him.

[@missbeazly50]

He dates someone that old? I thought he only dated women in their 20s.

[@JustMeeZZ]

​@@missbeazly50That's correct. The original poster is incorrect.

[@magnacz]

This was both funny and true for the most part. Liking women is a good start becoming a friend can get you started. Don't expect to get laid for being "nice". What I would like to tell Bill is that trying to look more attractive, healthy, athletic even for a TED talk improves your chances. If you can get her to think I would like him to take his close off that's your chance. Skin, finger nails, toenails and the way you smell not just for the date.....

[@SullyAfgarshe]

Great Ted Talk 👏👏👏 Now do one for women Or are we still not holding them accountable in any way shape or form 😂

[@MBheli621]

You know the answer to that one. Imagine telling every group that is not doing well that they should “ just step up and do better” hahah.

[@DurkaDur-bx4ks]

RP brother! Nah bill is still a bit gynocentric

[@MBheli621]

@@DurkaDur-bx4ks he’s never come across as a man one would aspire to be.

[@HaleyMary]

It's so true about how millennial men dress these days. I hardly ever see a guy wear a suit and tie. The description of the crocs as bathtub toys was awesome! 😂

[@davidortega3393]

I mean I rarely see women wearing dresses nowadays either, and crocs are pretty common on both young men and women. In general, everyone has gotten lazy with their appearance.

[@danielbaran4724]

Who the fuck wants to wear a suit and tie (or any formal attire for that matter) when it’s hot and humid as fuck out on the summer? Answer: because it’s uncomfortable.

[@pbfoley]

Yes why be comfortable and still look good when you can sweat all day with a tucked in shirt and worry about your jacket, shirt and pants getting wrinkled?

[@dannyarcher6370]

I’m GenX and you’ll get a nice dress shirt for the first date and then I’m done. I will not join your narcissism club.

[@bored1ca]

And it's not just the crocs, but the slippers and sweat pants look - I mean for Christ sake, are you going to the mall or are you sleep walking? 😴

[@nativemarine2657]

Bill, you don’t get it? Women of the same age group are marrying older men. Smarter than you thought, right?

[@davidortega3393]

Maybe it differs by city, but I very rarely see young women with significantly older men. Someone else commented on this video that the real reason for this discrepancy is that many young women think they’re in a relationship with a man, while the man is playing the field with multiple women and calling himself single.

[@Mambojambo157]

theyve always done that

[@Medina-bk2fo]

You watch too much screen. IRL? Doesn't happen except with rich men.

[@guy4462]

@@davidortega3393 good point

[@lvdon380]

One of Bill's best New Rules in a LONG time! So freaking good. 😂😂😂

[@bigredracingteam9642]

To hell with the "smart" phone - people don't need to be online all the time.

[@philbertperrywinkle5197]

Says the man who has never maintained a relationship

[@innis52carra]

Why should he when he gets laid on a regular basis.

[@writtenbybc]

He didn't pay off my loan. I applied, was approved, but then the Supreme Court intervened.

[@claytonbouldin9381]

At least you qualified! I was told mine weren't eligible because it doesn't say DE (department of education) next to the loan. These aren't private loans either. Oh well...

[@drumjod]

The truth is that a lot of guys just aren't interested in dating anymore, especially considering all the effort, expectations, and occasionally nasty rejection they have to go through when they're expected to 'lead.' Seems it's becoming more common for men to feel totally content with their job, video games, online communities, and an occasional fap. As a person who's worked in the tech industry for 7 years, I was surprised the first time I met someone who had zero interest in dating, but over time I realized that it's becoming more common. And no, that doesn't mean that all of the men in this group are unhealthy 'neckbeards' or incels, though I know those exist as an even smaller minority. I'd imagine that a big part of the discrepency between the number of single men vs single women is that some of the guys who are really into dating have multiple girlfriends. They're more appealing, put in more effort, and hell, maybe they're the ambitious go-getters that are going to pass down their genes to future generations. Some folks just want to live and enjoy the life they prefer. Gotta admit, it really is fascinating to see this happen as technology continues to advance though. It's a two-way street, and both men and women need to put in some effort if they truly do care about eachother. If some women become tired of every guy they date turning out to be a deuche, a narcissist, or a player, maybe it's time for it to become more common for women to be the one to reach out to a guy first. Want a good guy as a boyfriend, and tired of trying to change other people in vain? Maybe you'll have to find him instead of expecting him to be searching for you. Don't give up.

[@sharoncroissant6740]

That's right. They are too lazy to make the effort.

[@gusp8967]

Bill says a lot of truth in this.

[@kronosaurelius]

I thought Bill didn't mind being politically incorrect. The number one thing you need is money. Everything else follows from that. The attention, the talks the flirting. He has been rich so long he forgot how he gets the attention so easily

[@vincentfalcone9218]

Money and looks.

[@circa1890]

Maybe if you're after a gold digger but otherwise money and looks matter little. Dates can be inexpensive and fun. Have a sense of humor and be interesting and interested. Some of my favorites dates were less than $5 - an ice cream in the park and watching free outdoor movies on the grass. Be inventive, be curious. Don't buy into all the stale rhetoric that's being spewed. Be above it.

[@ranndino]

@@circa1890Lol, more out of touch dating advice from a woman. Do me a favor and sign up for a dating app as a man. Find some slightly above average pictures and set your height at say 5'9. Report back after a month.

[@Medina-bk2fo]

Just because rich men like Bill pay for it doesn't mean you have to. The number one thing you need is money...if you date prostitutes.

[@jimmym3352]

Looks is far more important than money now days. Women can make their own money. Especially good looking women, if they are willing to flaunt it, they can make far more than any guy can make.

[@BigWickTraders]

He didn’t pay off my student loans…and “game” doesn’t work on these women now adays. They don’t care

[@AcidWords1]

It just reminds me that I'm happy to be married and past the dating stage. I love D&D and my wife is completely cool with it. But I did have to make a lot of effort and man up to get to that point, so there's hope at the end, fellow nerds.

[@johns9969]

I'm GenX doing well, and we've screwed over GenZ. I was paid over time, grad with no debt. Had my own place, sports car mid-20s. Same with my friends.

[@Stevesautopartsify]

Take it from the shyest guy in the world! If you don't take the risk of rejection you'll never experience the rewards!!

[@thatgirlkells5505]

So true!!!

[@firstlast8258]

​@thatgirlkells5505 not mine 🤓🖕

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Where are you supposed to meet single women in real life!?

[@modickens1272]

​@@MatthewTheWandererthey're never, ever single. There's always 10 guys in their phones they either talk to or hook up with.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@modickens1272 So, what are we supposed to do, then!?

[@Lawfair]

Is it possible that the reason twice as many men as women claim to be single, is because the women are overly hopeful or misconstruing things? Also to be honest, if Bill's G.A.M.E. is right, then I am both glad to be single and gay. If I had to sublimate my personality for a relationship, if I have to give up toys and gaming, I say let the population collapse.

[@sweetsexypickles]

You're exactly right about the women thinking they're with a guy but he thinks he's single. Then she finds out & is put off by most BOYS for the next 5 years. Treat women how you'd treat your mom, sister or daughter. It's really not that hard! I like your comment lol 👍🏻

[@bryanergau6682]

You already have by being gay.

[@user-be7pw3sm7d]

Yeah, there was a WSJ article recently or some other newspaper that said that a lot of Gen Z women consider themselves to "be in a relationship" after they have gone out once with a guy. And that guy is usually going out with several different women but doesn't consider himself to be in a relationship with any of them.

[@danielbaran4724]

You said it.

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

Preach lol. I wouldn’t do that even for a casual friend, no way I would throwaway my entire personality and all my treasured passions and hobbies just to try and appease someone who doesn’t even like me for who I really am.

[@rockflageagle3870]

Don't confuse desire and capability. Just because a lot of us guys aren't trying doesn't mean we don't know how

[@toriless]

To busy loving your hand?

[@rockflageagle3870]

@@toriless it's better than any woman and never complains. The perfect woman was Hellen Keller

[@DurkaDur-bx4ks]

Hand never asks for money xD

[@rockflageagle3870]

@@DurkaDur-bx4ks And if my hand wants something done, it'll do it like an adult. Instead of complaining about why some other hand isnt a mind reader and just trying to enjoy life after a long day at work

[@melwebley1114]

As a woman i concur with all of this advice especially the spelling out the alphabet stuff!

[@classicarl1795]

I don’t think I’ve ever been less interested in dating than after watching that. Great job at bridging the gap between sexes Bill.

[@Medina-bk2fo]

Young women tell me horrifying accounts of men wanting to re-create violent p0rn on them, and that's not just a few - it's a pattern. It's gotten so bad, many of them have lost interest in men altogether.

[@marquettegloves9907]

Yeah Bill's really out of touch on this one. The dating situation today is far more nuanced than young men are nerdy losers. Masculinity has been shamed, social media and online dating has hijacked female hypergamy and made it go nuclear. Being called toxic and a creep, whilst having your face posted all over the internet is now the potential consequence of a failed approach. It's not she will just say no anymore. There are literally dozens more reasons, and Bill knows none of them.

[@rockflageagle3870]

Bears are a lot more fun

[@firstlast8258]

No you don't think

[@rockflageagle3870]

@@firstlast8258 bears are easier to be vulnerable to. No bear ever stabbed me in the back

[@user-zr1dr7nz8e]

Now, if you're not into alcohol, name one place you can actually go to try said GAME tactics without risking a sexual harassment case.

[@snoflysse8844]

How about a coffee shop, a museum, a street fair, a music festival, a sport event etc?

[@firstname7470]

Go to the places you like. If there are women there, then you at least have one thing in common. Volunteer at places that are important to you. Try conventions. If you like anime, seek out women at an anime convention. If you are giving up things that you enjoy to find a woman, then you are already disliking her.