BILL MAHER TALKS TO KIDS!

[@PeacefulPiranha]

I have a feeling this is how Bill talks to his 20 year old dates too.

[@randallvoth8810]

😂😂😂

[@CaptPicard81]

“So what do you do for danger” “…What?” “You shouldn’t even have a phone at your age”

[@AustrianPainter14]

He doesn’t date anybody below 50 but good try

[@JeniGarcia83]

Made ne laugh out loud lol

[@billdoor3140]

​@@CaptPicard81that girl should have said "err this"...😂

[@sherlock.117]

This segment was a fun idea but after watching it, all I’ve been thinking is that Bill needs to stay the hell away from kids

[@TheDreadPirateRoberts-jr2fk]

That’s interesting. I was wondering how anyone could think this would be a good idea, can’t believe the idea got green lit. Musta been his.

[@billdoor3140]

Whomever come up with the idea for this segment had CLEARLY never seen bill interact with children 😂

[@brianharper1611]

I assume the parents are off-screen somewhere watching. Obviously the parents would need to okay this. They are probably told the types of questions that he will be asking beforehand.

[@runarvollan]

Just for always stating he hate kids he should stay away

[@SWEGTA]

How is talking to CHILDREN about PORN a "fun idea"? You're sick.

[@MS-ep2cq]

I don’t think you need to talk about porn or adult actresses with kids dude.

[@postatility9703]

They'll figure it out soon enough

[@christiandetailer]

@@postatility9703 You need the love of Jesus.

[@jjeshop]

He's drunk

[@HH-gv8mx]

It was funny. And the parents consented.

[@jjeshop]

@@HH-gv8mx how does that make a grown man drinking with children okay? Did you listen to what this creeper said?!

[@zachcomposto535]

Why are you talking about porn to 10 year olds?

[@cocacola7845]

Hes a groomer

[@itzdermott]

Theyre taught it at school these days and read to by drag queens at 4 years old and taught how to twerk!

[@BrockMcGuill]

He's redpilled

[@Buffy83190]

You guys are really thinking the kids are dumb.

[@billdoor3140]

​@@Buffy83190lol it's not the fact that kids don't know what porn is. It's a case of a 70 year old relative stranger is talking to them about it 😂. And ofcourse the awnser is bill has absolutely no idea how to talk to kids and this was a REALLY bad idea 😂

[@paulthomas4908]

Bill: You shouldn’t even have a phone. Girl: My parents gave it to me in case I’m in a dangerous situation with a dangerous, creepy stranger and I can call them for help.

[@RazzleDazz72]

@@paulthomas4908 😂

[@KarlFreeman-fe1nd]

That little girl is the next Bill Maher. She interrupts like a pro.

[@ralphrenfro829]

😂

[@thetaytheist]

She made Bill Maher feel how how all his guests feel.

[@awakened3651]

That first girl is so club random. ADHD or autism, or more likely both.

[@Mythraezia]

Bill couldn't skip the weed for an episode when Steve O wanted to come over but he does this sh- and also invites the Tuah girl. What a joke.

[@thetaytheist]

@@Mythraezia Didn't he smoke in front of Tuah girl?

[@RIPdixiecarter]

Just imagine if it were a regular person making a viagra joke , talking about porn, and saying there's nothing wrong with older men dating younger girls to literal children while he drinks booze in front of them. He'd probably at least be questioned and investigated . Super weird and sussy behavior.

[@daviddickey4244]

Did you notice, no one said "what's viagra"?

[@helenconnolly5403]

@@daviddickey4244Did you notice the looks on their faces? The what the hell are you talking about looks? He’s being an absolute creeper and if he was their old man neighbour the cops would be called.

[@jwallah346]

@@daviddickey4244 And if someone did say "what's viagra?" then what?

[@2Muchpjp]

This... happened? I just clicked, now I'm scared to watch.

[@RIPdixiecarter]

@@2Muchpjp Not even exaggerating

[@CCitis]

Bill just said to an 8 year old “whatever kink you are into”

[@lilypeplinski6990]

So creepy

[@scotthorstmeier]

He said what do you do for kicks.

[@henkdevos590]

​@@scotthorstmeier He said this around 22:25

[@ML-kx9gz]

yea that was wildly inappropriate, I'm guessing they got these kids from casting but you could sense he did not want her there to begin with. He was wanting to shift to the 16 year old boy multiple times as she's talking about games she plays on her cellphone.

[@mackncheese49]

she even told him she had no idea what he was talking about.

[@redlightmax]

34:42 Next episode: the FBI talks to Bill Maher about this episode.

[@connor5669]

This is so creepy. Talking about viagra and sexual identity to children.

[@HH-gv8mx]

It was fucking hysterical. The parents were the ones who consented. Anything to get them on TV. LOL

[@BrillouinBoi]

@@HH-gv8mxso if I understand correctly it’s funny to watch children get creeped on by an older wealthy Hollywood man as long as or especially because the parents agreed to this. Cool. Nice. I hope to god you don’t do this with your kids if you have any.

[@curtisevans4100]

You would have loved Roman Polanski in the1970s.

[@vegandolls]

@@HH-gv8mxso if parents allow their kids to be molested then that's okay?

[@vegandolls]

@@BrillouinBoiyep thats exactly what he said.

[@fusi56]

Bill's next episode should be, Bill interviews married couples.

[@Ward413]

He really should though. He needs to have his perspective challenged more often. Not to change his mind because we all know that shit ain’t happening but at least to make him less rigid and look down on people who are married… less.

[@fusi56]

@@Ward413 You're so right!

[@Picklesnot-co3k]

I don't think he believes in them.

[@Droop75]

@ward413 He is 70, his perspective about marriage doesn’t matter anymore

[@billmimms]

At the rate he's going now...

[@mial3033]

Him referencing sex-related things with kids is actually so gross 🤢

[@jacksacksixpack]

It's weird. He said that ONE word that just shocked me. Hopefully the kids don't know what he's talking about.

[@Burning_Babylon]

If I ever meet him he's getting chin checked

[@TwentyFourTigers]

So disgusting! The creepiest part is no one is there but him, recording everything on his robo cams.

[@NPK476]

@@Burning_Babylon The only think you would be checking is his coat.

[@JesusisLord716]

@@NPK476shut up

[@randyruggles342]

I thought this would be a fun idea but I'm 5 minutes in and it's a trainwreck. Bill really needs practice talking to kids. He interrupts constantly with inappropriate remarks. It's creepy.

[@mkrcivoj]

He does that with adults as well.

[@postatility9703]

Do you really think he was sincere about this? I'm wondering whose idea this was.

[@laredolassoo]

That's Bill. Creepy as fuck and always with a drink in his hand.

[@CCEkeke]

He's also drunk and probably high.

[@bristlecombpine9111]

i dont think he needs to practice anything with kids especially grooming

[@whyhellotherestranger]

34:45 I cant even imagine saying "prn" in front of elementary school aged children. Bro wtf wtf wtf

[@ethandoingstuff1433]

He knows it too. He like, tries to avoid saying porn, but kinda just gives up when the kids aren’t biting.

[@AxelLloyd]

I don’t even say the word “porn” with my therapist idk how he could say that to a child

[@Buffy83190]

​@@AxelLloyd kids can handle it

[@AxelLloyd]

@@Buffy83190 it’s still weird like why would you just randomly do that especially when you aren’t related to that child or know them

[@HarrisonTheGrey]

@@Buffy83190ok groomer

[@LRM5195]

“You look older than 8” Ffs calm down Bill 🤣

[@EJ_WA]

Bill shouldn’t be allowed around kids.

[@billdoor3140]

Nonsense!...kids shouldn't be around bill! It's his house get em OUT! 😂

[@marshall2.015]

I literally only clicked on this to see if Bill would be blowing weed smoke in their faces.

[@SoulStylistJukeBox]

LMFAO

[@bonniejanedrake7303]

Of course he wouldn't.

[@cptpepper7731]

Oh, good you didn't click metaphorically. Stop misusing and overusing the word 'literally'.

[@marshall2.015]

@@cptpepper7731 Google: "What does the saying literally mean?" I'm not exaggerating at all, the one and only reason I clicked on the video was to skip around to see if Bill was smoking anything. I didn't listen to anything the was said, only to see if Bill would be blowing weed smoke around like all of his other interviews. You accused me of "overusing" a word I only said one time? I don't think you should be correcting others grammar.

[@raymondheggheim]

🤣🤣🤣💀

[@Droop75]

Why ask the kids if they are transitioning? WTF is wrong with him? They reacted like “what the hell is this old man talking about”. He’s horrible

[@FirstLast-zw8ip]

He kind of used them to push his agenda, which was not cool and done without the thought of how that might have embarassed them or made them uncomfortable.

[@Droop75]

Yep. Their reactions to that tells you all you need to know. Asking if that polite 16 yr old boy if he was a girl was simply out of line

[@dantheman-yo]

Which ones the groomer?

[@AlwaysAC]

it’s what passes for humour amongst trans obsessed conservatives

[@MrZega000]

Because, like a lot of right-wingers, Bill Maher has no idea how transgender anything works. His last left-wing take was in 2001

[@GungaGalönga]

I love how he assumes Game Of Thrones is suitable for an 8 year old.

[@paulinemarshall6554]

Was thinking the same thing …

[@Morraless21]

I watch Bill all the time, but Not only does he not like kids, but he makes himself seem older and older the more he speaks. He would call himself “a square“ in his era.

[@chadjcrase]

It's called a joke.

[@gunnarskoog5628]

@@chadjcrase lotta mature jokes to grade school kids. That’s the sort of stuff creeps find funny.

[@TheGhostOfCaroline]

@@chadjcrasejokes are supposed to be funny?

[@Gillen281]

Why the hell is he getting drunk and talking to kids about porn? This is fucked up.

[@josemolina-narradordigital2077]

RED FLAGS ALL OVER. THIS GUY NEED TOS STAY AWAY FROM CHILDREN

[@chancebrown106]

38:56 my heart broke for the kid trying to shake Bills hand 😭😭

[@aaronsmith2942]

I seen that. I laughed my arse off 😅😅

[@Reel-Therapy]

Bill didn't see it, but they went full circle and Bill ended the interview with him putting his hand out to the kid and saying 'Great to meet you'.

[@Droop75]

Why is Bill talking to these 10 year old girls about porn?

[@JamaWarsame-e4q]

😂

[@ginnymobley8246]

Yeah inappropriate

[@SoulStylistJukeBox]

He honestly can't help himself.

[@hiwit6369]

Because he is Bill😂

[@mkatepaski9947]

Because he was asking about the internet. Not inappropriate , they are more than aware at 10 years old if their parents have warned them as they should. If they are on line, they should have that knowledge to not go there., or leave when they are unsure. What a scarey thing for kids.

[@andrewedmondson7188]

It's clear he has never had children. Talking about adult websites under any context with children is very odd.

[@nickanzohrevand7547]

34:30 wtf this is creepy

[@richardjarrell3585]

45:28 Bill’s continued ignorance about pro-Palestinian protests is getting exhausting. To say that ALL protesters around the world are pro-Hamas is as idiotic as saying all protesters against the American war in Vietnam were pro-Ho Chi Minh. Some were, but the vast majority weren’t. I speak from personal experience as one who burned his draft card.

[@CCEkeke]

Its willful ignorance at this point.

[@Teeveepicksures]

Bill Mahers grooming kids and this dudes trying to give a lecture on world history. Gaza is in 3rd or 4th place among the concerns of US voters. Is it important? Yes. Do most Americans care? Unfortunately, no.

[@snapgab]

He's not ignorant, he's deliberately lying.

[@darthekul1]

Bill was still trying to defend the vietnam war as justified in the late 90s (to fight against communism) and this was long after everyone agreed vietnam was an unjust war , the fact hes turned into rush Limbaugh doesnt suprise me lol

[@billyboy1093]

@@darthekul1 I've been saying the same thing for years, people would say what are you talking about, Bill's cool. So no surprise that he's the 'get off my lawn' guy these days.

[@SoulStylistJukeBox]

“Did I ever tell you how many Beatles songs are on my iPod?”

[@AABB-bm9kk]

And the kid would be like “What’s an iPod?” 😂

[@chancebrown106]

“How does a Beatle make music grandad ?”

[@BobbyBasketball19999]

Small child: “I like to watch K Drama” Bill Maher: “Stop acting Chinese, watch more American shit” Both guests: (silence) Bill Maher: “Are you trans?” This is incredible journalism.

[@jojothetasmaniansassmonkey8866]

What’s the time stamp on that one?

[@BobbyBasketball19999]

@@jojothetasmaniansassmonkey8866 jordan ain’t gonna fuck you

[@Steph756p]

​@@jojothetasmaniansassmonkey886626:30 it's hilarious

[@rnw2739]

Yours is an incredible comment. Hyperbole doesn't even begin to describe it.

[@BobbyBasketball19999]

@@rnw2739 :(((

[@Bigbackkronk]

Bill Maher should not be within 1000 ft of a school after this shit. Insane this is even posted on KZbin.

[@SoulStylistJukeBox]

“Did I ever tell you about the girl who broke up with me when I was 17?”

[@arlen1630]

I wish I would have been a little kinder when I broke up with my girlfriend at 18 I was definitely a complete ass.

[@m420-nd1if]

​​​@@arlen1630 i think all of us have hurt or have been hurt by a gf/bf, sadly you often hurt the people closest to/in you the most. Dont beat yourself up for it (unless you literally ruined her life.. then maybe send her some flowers or something..)

[@ginnymobley8246]

I wish his first girlfriend had been kinder bless his heart

[@rickricky6421]

Lol

[@FirstLast-zw8ip]

@@ginnymobley8246 A tale as old as time. First girlfriends seem to have a lot to answer for. First boyfriends don't seem to have as much impact on us girls. Even if we get dumped, we kind of dust ourselves off and keep trying, but men often get ruined right of the bat. I wish we could fix it.

[@SkullBat22]

I legit thought this was a parody of Bill Maher before I clicked.

[@deadANTdeadANT]

You gotta see Tim Heidecker's parody of Club Random when he interviews Fred Armisen

[@GabrielGomez.]

Bill just confirmed he made the right decision not having kids 😂😂😂

[@vegandolls]

i'm sure he's 'had' a few little kids. he's obviously comfortable grooming

[@elnene174]

34:45 Why isn't CNN talking about this? Is this appropriate ?

[@CCEkeke]

Bill clearly has no real friends in his life. A real friend would have told him how terrible and downright creepy this episode would've been.

[@jabronijackpot]

Yeah it's unbelievable that he uploaded this. Terribly uncomfortable to watch.

[@danmayberry1185]

The 10 yr-old who travels to Europe and wants to go into family law .. when I was ten I bounced a ball against my head.

[@psychohazards]

And that's why you belong in the comment section.

[@alexanderstefanov6474]

Bulgarian parents tend to be ambitious and pushy with their kids

[@melissachavez4210]

😂😂😂

[@NayaRVT2011]

Freaking DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@spartyman7]

That was freakin' funny...

[@marykay7878]

01:40 DID HE JUST TELL A 8 YEAR OLD THAT FAMILIES WITH LARGE AGE GAPS BETWEEN THE SIBLINGS MAKE HIM THINK ABOUT THE PARENTS NOT HAVING SEX FOR YEARS ?!

[@ginnymobley8246]

Yeah in the bedroom with kids it gets worse

[@ZennaD]

Nasty old man

[@NWilliams93]

yes....yes he did.

[@FirstLast-zw8ip]

He did indeed.

[@austinha11]

No filter

[@circleofchains]

This is really fucking creepy

[@wolfiecaps_]

why?

[@skdncbdjsjxbdb]

​@@wolfiecaps_ he's asking 10 year old girls what they do on porn sites

[@tylerv.g.6268]

@@wolfiecaps_ because he is not their parents and talking about sex to them and posting it on the internet???????????????

[@jamesBrian-lu4kj]

@@tylerv.g.6268 you are watching..who is the creep..that be you...

[@Aufbleiben]

@@jamesBrian-lu4kj excuse me sir but I clicked on this to see if its as bad as I've been hearing that it is. Besides, "Bill Maher Talks to Kids" as a title is all anyone who clicked on this got if they didn't know anything about it. My main point is that your main point is silly.

[@kippcozad8479]

So much cultural dissonance speaking to the young Korean-American. Her parents are Korean and she watches K-Dramas with subtitles (which she reads because she does not understand the Korean) and you criticize her for not watching English shows? This girl is the epitome of second generation Americans everywhere in America (past and present). You really need to get out more. That was embarrassing.

[@3rdeye931]

This felt like that one creepy neighbor being alone with the neighborhood kids in their basement. Tough watch even by Bill Maher standards.

[@Son3002]

The comment section trolled Bill into hanging out with kids! 🤣🤣🤣

[@SITHWAX]

bump lol

[@memoryboy]

lol exactly

[@vachelmcfarland4886]

😂😂😂😅😅😅 Sure did!

[@NWilliams93]

i love it

[@D12345]

???

[@SeanOG88]

Kid: My phone is dead right now. Bill: GOOD! 😂😂😂

[@hwstuder]

It’s rare to run into an actual NPC in the wild like this

[@SeanOG88]

@@hwstuder NPC = corny Gen Z lingo 🥱🥱🥱

[@MyKingdomForAK9]

​@@SeanOG88 Let's play nice; no reason to cut each other down. Kindness matters, now, more than ever before. ❤

[@MyKingdomForAK9]

​​@@hwstuder As a Gen-Xer, I had to Google "NPC slang meaning" ☺️: "NPC" is an abbreviation for "non-player character", a term from video games, that refers to a character that is controlled by the computer, instead of the player. In online discussions, debates, and political discourse, "NPC" is often used as an insult to criticize, or dismiss someone's arguments, or perspectives. It can imply that the person is unoriginal, lacks independent thinking, or blindly follows a predetermined set of beliefs, without questioning them. For example, someone might be called an NPC if they are seen as a follower, a minion, or a yes-man who doesn't have their own personality, or individuality. "NPC" can also be used as an internet meme to describe people who are thought to not think for themselves, or whose identity is determined by their surroundings, and the information they consume. The meme became more popular on TikTok in 2022, with the rise of "NPC streamers". However, some say that "NPC" can also be a way to recognize, be self-aware of one's place in the world. It could mean knowing that even if you play a more background role, you still matter.

[@DH-xm3hc]

If you don't understand their language you really don't understand it. Kindness to each other is a beautiful thing. You have to learn it and practice it. ✌️❤️🌼​@@MyKingdomForAK9

[@KomradeKrusher]

Listen, children, if uncle Bill wants to give you a hug, you say no. If he still insists scream loudly and run away. And don't answer to any of his sex talk. That'll just excite him even more. Seriously, what is wrong with this guy?

[@x01021]

Bill: Colonel Parker? Nothing? You guys never seen the Elvis movie? Me at age 35: who tf is Colonel Parker?

[@evildoom2862]

Same here, I'm 49. I've heard of Elvis but that's it.

[@donnapowers7815]

I feel so bad for that respectful young man that had no chance to talk. Bring him back please!

[@robins_rodeo]

I thought the same. Everytime he responds to a question, she interrupts the conversation with something stupid. Annoying, but she'll grow out of it. The young man handled it well, but Bill should've asked him more questions.

[@donnapowers7815]

@@robins_rodeo Agreed!

[@cathyosbourne6986]

Just get him out of the pedo cave.

[@RubyRedDances]

Except not where Bill Maher is involved.

[@Voo504Doo]

38:53 poor kid. bill is oblivious lol has no clue how to speak to children, bringing up porn to 10 year olds?? come on dude

[@marcellaramirez390]

Telling an 8yr old girl, "very grown-up for your age" is a MAJOR RED FLAG!!!!!!!! Why did their parents allow this?!?!

[@BarbaraGelinas-xw1gn]

Context is important. He was explaining what precocious meant not trying to groom her. Precocious is a perfectly appropriate word to describe a child.

[@S.1-I-I-1-1]

@@BarbaraGelinas-xw1gn Maher is disgusting.

[@MatthewGreer-h3k]

@@BarbaraGelinas-xw1gn I would agree if it wasn't for everything else that came after it. No I don't give Maher the benefit of the doubt

[@MrHendrix17]

​@@BarbaraGelinas-xw1gn When he's also making viagra jokes, talking about how theres nothing wrong with older guys dating younger women and asking kids if they watch porn it really looks like he isn't just interested in explaining the term precocious.

[@amandafisher1780]

Sadly the parents don’t care what their child hears or does as long as they get to be on tv.

[@UnimpressedViking]

what a fucking cringe interview

[@MatthewGreer-h3k]

PDF file sus

[@SoulStylistJukeBox]

Bill: these kids didn't know the term ESKIMO because INUIT replaced it a few decades ago. For someone who enjoys telling us that modern kids ''know nothing'' you sure do need to read more NY Times and watch a little less Fox News.

[@sandoandjeans]

Tone it down a bit there snowflake

[@abelgonzales3695]

Who reads The NY Times anymore. Most people get their news from independent sources online now. And I’m sure Bill is so influenced by Fox News. I mean why else would he vote blue no matter who and hate Trump. 🙃

[@itsROMPERS...]

"Eskimo" is not considered a polite term anymore.

[@evildoom2862]

That's stupid, I am a cracker and they are eskimos.

[@newgunsrules]

Adults say the darndest things

[@drsomeone1]

The only thing missing in the interview is Chris Hansen coming out while saying hello i am Chris Hansen to Bill. This creepy man had a platform where he talked about politics and social issues like he understood everything, now his level of low intelligence and bad humour and creepiness is clear to everybody.

[@MrDerekMagnuson]

A revival of "Kids Say the Darndest Things."

[@ryancbarrett96]

More like Bill says the darndest things

[@DH-xm3hc]

​@@ryancbarrett96 Exactly 😊 ✌️❤️🌼

[@FTJan]

He’s definitely got the bill Cosby vibe down.

[@bigbrownsound]

You know how a guy bought a casino and ran it into the ground. Not easy to mess up. This kids thing falls into that category

[@artofrjm]

Kids and hosts say the darndest things lol

[@cowmath77]

Bill truly does not read the comments, just like he says, and it shows every episode.

[@itsROMPERS...]

Bill should have had counseling before he did this. He really has no boundaries.

[@SoulStylistJukeBox]

The best part was Bill lecturing the 10 year old Asian-American girl about the amount of Korean TV she watches.

[@NWilliams93]

and telling her to delete her browsing history cuz of all the porn sites she goes to 😂

[@FirstLast-zw8ip]

OMG that was so cringe. And even worse when he talked about travel and she said she had been to Korea and his laugh was kind of mean. I could tell she felt left out at times as he seemed to focus more on the other girl. It was not a good look for Bill. He may not mean to be racist but it came off that way to me. Sorry Bill, I am a fan but you might want to rewatch and check how that laugh came off.

[@FirstLast-zw8ip]

@@NWilliams93 A few comments to the younger kids seemed inappropriate, like when he was talking about age gaps in families and that comment about "what was that thing we used to do in bed?" In future I hope he sticks to talking to teenagers and leave the younger ones out.

[@garethm3242]

Yeah that was uncomfortable and unnecessary. I love how in touch with her culture she was, and it should be celebrated, not berated by reactionary A-holes of a certain age.

[@BorisBoris-sl1sf]

@@garethm3242 I get what you're saying, but how is not cringe to see you use the word "reactionary"? What is this, 1917?

[@ronblah8538]

Ok, no kids under 12 from now on..

[@FirstLast-zw8ip]

I'd raise that to 15 or 16.

[@mkrcivoj]

Or even up to age 25. See Bella Thorne or Haliey Welch episodes for reference.

[@TheVerendus]

Too old for Bill. He likes when they're actually 8 but look older, draws less suspicion that way for him. I was just waiting for him to see if she could prove she wasn't trans, either, the perverted freak.

[@2A4ever]

@@mkrcivojand both of them were idiots. In the case of Bella, a woke idiot, which is somehow even worse.

[@2A4ever]

@@mkrcivoj they were both idiots. Bella was a woke idiot which is the worst kind. At least Haliey knows how to give a mean knob job though so she's not completely useless.

[@smokefree08]

He beefed with the little Girl right off the bat 😅

[@ShusekiShihan]

LMAO!

[@tom-ethanelam7184]

I can't stop watching this but I know I should

[@tom-ethanelam7184]

Does he have to bring a whole bottle of booze in front of these kids for every little omg

[@karagi101]

@@tom-ethanelam7184Parents drink. People have liquor bottles at home. Grow up.

[@robvangessel3766]

That's fine. He's trying something new and it's great. You have to start somewhere.

[@ThomasAFraser]

I guessing drinking is better than blowing smoke in their face. 😂😅

[@danzwku]

34:40 LOLOLOL omg Bill 🤣🤣 "Climate change > weather > stormy Daniels > porn" Maybe you shouldn't be around kids 🤣🤣

[@markjohns2516]

😂😂😂

[@mkatepaski9947]

Actually they knew exactly what he was talking about. Scarey but they knew what he meant and what they would do to get away from it.

[@irie_father]

He should ABSOLUTELY not be around children

[@damiancrypto3361]

@@irie_fatherfacts, what the fuck type of question is that. Even if they know what it means, how can any rational adult ask a 10 year old that type of question... disgusting

[@DaMayorp320]

Creep

[@TheLadymiss22]

Bill’s like that drunk Uncle you wish hadn’t come for Thanksgiving. 🫢

[@karuns9500]

Kids if you need help, awkwardly blink twice!

[@mind-of-neo]

The way Bill got so excited when the kids told him they watch any tv shows at all was hilarious 😂

[@FirstLast-zw8ip]

That moment made me sigh a bit of relief but it didn't last long enough :)

[@Orangeflava]

8:08 Lol bill talking about Tom Cruise then the girl just chiming in with "there's grass in my shoe". 🤣

[@Reel-Therapy]

Appropriate, since grass in shoe can happen from running, which Tom Cruise does a lot of. And grass is something Bill does a lot of. It all goes together like earth, wind, and fire.

[@Orangeflava]

@@Reel-Therapy damn she's deep!

[@lynessmormont2136]

Someone call cps!!! The parents of these kids need an intervention. Putting your kids in this scenario with a drunk adult, asking sexual questions and forcing children to talk about sex and Viagra, is wild.

[@studio3ten]

Bill talking to the small humans that he always claims he hates.....FABULOUS Idea!

[@maximusaugustus6823]

say whatever you like, I loved this episode, kids were adorable.

[@Rojosi]

The positive of this interview is how well these kids handled the interview. Alot of the topics and jokes Bill said went over their heads, positive sign that a lot of these serious issues we discuss as adults aren’t as front of mind for them, unless we put them there!

[@KareSeriouslyKaren]

Like he did. Bill needs to stay away from anyone under 18.

[@mv1455]

I'll pass on Bill as a babysitter😂

[@Traderbear]

The 16 year old caught the weed joke bill lol

[@hobojungle1]

Haha. I noticed that too.

[@Weewoo12]

I don't think Bill is trying to shield this kid from weed jokes, hes 16. That kid looks so awkward tho because he was brought on as a "kid" and so from his POV he has this 8 year old girl who is basically considered his "peer" because they're both children, when the reality is the 16 year old is basically an adult and can have an intelligent conversation. He's stuck getting asked dumb questions and then getting constantly interrupted by the 8 year old who clearly already has an ego from being a child actor and he just has to sit there and be polite about it. Poor kid lmao.

[@ryanr2957]

16 year olds are not adults lmao

[@Weewoo12]

@@ryanr2957 I said BASICALLY an adult. Of course most 16 year olds aren’t as mature as people in their 30s, but kids are old enough at that age to have adult conversations. Reading comprehension is your friend

[@garethm3242]

This was great. Stop making me click "like" on this damn podcast! [Edit: I've since watched the rest of it. Bill can you even put a temporary hold on your cynical, obsessive trans obsession when talking to literal young kids]

[@smithsthoughts]

“Yeah, but that’s your cousin.”😂This was immediately hilarious

[@austinha11]

He talks to them like they're adults lmao

[@anoial5181]

Why is no one investigating Bill for predatory behavior? His producers as well... All that cackling off set at those gross adult jokes Bill made that the kids obviously didn't get. Also, all the transphobic jokes were uncalled for, hateful & weird. They seemed to get off on it and seemed to love being disgusting while being drunk in front of kids.

[@LebowskiDudeful]

What a concept! I couldn't believe this, a great episode

[@samcrihfield4744]

I’m not sure Bill should speak to children. Although it was entertaining

[@nickbarcheck1019]

That first little girl was legitimately smarter than the Hawk Tuah chick.

[@dwest1705]

Hawk tuah was a crack baby literally

[@ondreyadier4407]

Real, Minecraft eats

[@m420-nd1if]

Idk if it's just her accent and puberty induced idiocy*, but yeah she didn't seem like the brightest bulb😂 *as soon as kids hit middle school hormones make them idiots and some never grow out of it. That's why prepubescent kids are often more well behaved and seem smarter than teenagers who, let's admit it, are the stupidest stage of humans 😂

[@j-fo4753]

👍Thats funny! (& true🤭) 😂

[@deb9806]

That girl needs to be quiet a bit....she doesn't realize she interrupts and how rude it is. Wait until he asks you a question

[@micpoc4597]

“See, what you kids don’t understand is that in the early years, it really was John’s group; he was the leader. But then it shifted when Paul started writing more, and that created a lot of conflict."

[@ernieneedham199]

😂

[@HookedonChronics]

This is beyond disturbing

[@thomasgeorge288]

"It's a little inappropriate, Mrs. Robinson." You think they got that reference? LOL

[@FirstLast-zw8ip]

Thank god they were spared getting the reference :)

[@jamesBrian-lu4kj]

Bill went to porn with the 10 year old, he couldn't help himself

[@mexicanspec]

The reference wasn't for them.

[@itsROMPERS...]

I think Bill thought that making really old references to kids who weren't even alive when they happened was humorous in itself.

[@smokefree08]

That transgenger joke he made to the eight year old girl was insane! WTF

[@Zeeblud-Music]

I know, gave me the cringe face lmao

[@Snoy_Fly]

Not crazier than telling an eight year they can change gender.

[@supertrexandroidx]

@@Snoy_Fly Eight year old son to mom, "Mommy, I'm not sure if I want to be a pirate or a girl." Mom replies, "Don't be ridiculous, you can't be a pirate."

[@Wicked_Trojan]

Insanely funny

[@santiagofernandezdecastrog7994]

the best

[@LRM5195]

Oh god it’s his biggest arch-nemesis…KIDS!!!

[@hypnotechno]

yes bearding the lion

[@ExodusPessoa]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[@vegandolls]

seems like he likes them a little too much actually

[@sh19413]

Imagine not thinking this is the most disgusting thing in the world

[@stevebecker3368]

The parents on the ride home: "I'm so sorry, kids, I thought it said Bill NYE!"

[@stephenlandry2674]

Bill's becoming the bicycle shop owner from Different Strokes

[@sonja4164]

😂😂😂😂😂 damn

[@Gooch_cruiser]

He needs this. Desperately. He’s talking to them like they are little adults 😂. Gotta get the experience somehow bill.

[@deb9806]

he seemed to so much meet Jim Gaffigan's kids, he asked if he could come over when he was on show and I think he meant it.

[@Mr.Goodkat]

Talking to someone like a human being with thoughts and feeling's shouldn't be synonymous with an adult, that's society being misopaedic, a disgusting bigotry, best to talk to other's how you like to be talked to, never like an adult.

[@bradleyjames1340]

I talk to my four year old like a little adult and guess what? Literally everybody comments on how well spoken he is for his age.

[@deb9806]

@@bradleyjames1340 Yes, baby talk is silly. They learn new words that way. My kids nursery school teacher noticed that.

[@HaleyMary]

There's nothing wrong with talking to kids like they are little adults. Though, I grew up as an only child, so my parents and my aunt always talked to me and treated me like I was intelligent. It bothers me when adults treat young people like they're stupid.

[@richardhammock5363]

You can tell this first girl is the baby because she can't not be the center of attention.

[@Picklesnot-co3k]

💯💯💯‼️

[@bobbiejordan2040]

I find her very annoying. I couldn't be around her for very long. God bless her parents. They did a great job of spoiling her rotten.

[@michellemonet4358]

1at girl is interrupting so well

[@amyfromindy]

I feel guilty calling this little girl annoying but DAMN, she is annoying! Unfortunately it's not her fault, I would guess her upbringing has allowed her to feel entitled to be the center of the universe. ICK

[@jeffs6090]

Yeah, she was rather annoying. I had to ff to the next two after 3 minutes of her.

[@NayaRVT2011]

This was seriously one of the best Club Random episodes ever! 👏🤣💯 Absolutely LOVED it! 😂 Genius idea! Please bring in another round of kids again. What a wild concept. I was literally laughing out loud 🤣👏

[@Nofuhkinziti]

This is the interview where you realize he talks to everyone like their children. I like that he's still visibly loaded talking to children. Good job Bill, so influential.

[@SuspendedLogic]

There's random and then there's RANDOM.

[@Sir-.-]

Who's genius idea was this😅😂😂 this is actually KZbin Gold

[@patrickmcclelland9972]

@@Sir-.- yeah cause its free. Anywhere else this would be unwatchable

[@Bohemkadave1905]

Yeah, maybe if you're also a weird, old creep who shouldn't be around kids...

[@TheFlyingSkud]

How do you do, fellow kids?

[@glenn7350]

🚨 Creep alert 🚨

[@rwest8905]

Well, seems most folks hated this. I found it interesting and entertaining. Wasn’t sure what to expect, but this one I had to watch rather than just listen while I walk. Nice change guys.

[@Reel-Therapy]

Just a bunch of people looking to be outraged over absolutely nothing, as always.

[@snaredude56]

@@Reel-Therapy Most of these comments prove the point Bill has made before that conservatives used to be the uptight joy killers, but now it's the liberals. And I'm saying that as a liberal. I'm not saying a few parts of this weren't cringy, but to say that he was grooming these kids is insane. As far as the conversation about Modern Family, the spread between Ed ONeil and Sofia Vergara is 26 years. When that show started Ed was 62 and she was 36. I find it hilarious that the 10 year old thinks of a 62 old person as "really old", but that's how kids think. I have my issues with Bill, but some of the reaction to this is just crazy.

[@kevinsmith5318]

This is great! I hope Bill makes this a regular thing. He is a gem!

[@sterfryable]

Bill taking that blade of grass from the first girl, saying he "likes grass" had me dying 😂

[@karlfranz9373]

yeah man!

[@garyoa1]

Proof positive that Bill doesn't have kids. But a really great show. Very entertaining.

[@honestcomments8053]

This is very cringey. I am shocked that Bill doesn't know that some of the topics/jokes he is making are inappropriate for children. You don't have to have children to know certain topics are not appropriate to talk with kids. Bill is educated and well read so for him to still be oblivious is shocking! The very first minute...he is starting about parents and bedroom...OMG!

[@tinaperez7393]

What's even weirder is that he just did a new rules segment on Real Time on the documentary that just came out on the decades of rottenness and grooming that came from and still comes from the adults around the kids in the entertainment industry / Hollywood. Many former child actors spoke out. I think it was a documentary on Netflix. He's literally behaving in the very way he just recently criticized. I don't get it. None of this makes any sense. Unless he really felt out of his comfort zone and was trying too hard to be "cool" and talk "real" with these kids. Being drunk didn't help his brain to kick in either. Or common sense if he has any. Too effing weird.

[@pratmural5611]

Bill should interview chris hansen next.

[@modXt]

I was actually thoroughly entertained by this.

[@GhastlyCretin]

It's the best episode yet lol

[@wowwee0]

🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@maximusaugustus6823]

This is a great brilliant idea to chat with kids.

[@TrishRyan-ey8go]

It sure is ❤😂🎉 next time have slumber party🎉😂❤

[@skdncbdjsjxbdb]

​@@TrishRyan-ey8gois this entire comment section just filled with pedophiles?

[@brianalbert8077]

as a Canadian who grew up in Vancouver, we were allowed to go 'off campus' for lunch hour our whole lives. Sometimes I would go home for lunch in elementary school . In junior high(grades 8-10) and senior high (11-12), going to a fast food restaurant was normal

[@mkatepaski9947]

Yes we did where I lived in the 80s in NY state.

[@21972012145525]

Going out for lunch was the case right before I got into high school. I graduated in 2007. It's not a unique experience. However, going home even in elementary school was not heard of.

[@philosofictions]

Why are you talking about porn with children? What is wrong with you?

[@Burning_Babylon]

If I ever meet him he's getting chin checked

[@truthdetector4036]

These kids must be like "what did we get ourselves into here?"

[@MrZega000]

I think the parents felt the same way watching this. Probably the last time any of these kids will be on any kind of show.