Bill Burr & Nia Hilarious Argument over a Protein Bar

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[@clsupreme7408]

First of all, I don’t pop off! I’m white!! I flip out!! 😂😂😂😂

[@jenesaisvraimentpasquoimet8473]

Probably one of the best jokes I’ve heard in a while

[@supremeking5817]

Can you explain it?

[@kuskesh_haramzadeh]

@supremeking5817 various communities have varying colloquialisms

[@ive3336]

came for this comment 😆

[@jns08d]

Nia's impression OMFG, she is officially my reference point for a gf, I love these 2 so much

[@user-dv1nr9bd3z]

Bill and Nia are made for each other. This is hilariously refreshing.

[@keffinmckn3602]

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[@jaegergames7042]

Her impression of her bloody husband is... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bluroguevyse08]

9:40 This is the most salient part: She doesn’t even realize that they’re complete ass. She only wants it because he eats it. That’s why he’s so annoyed about it.

[@AndresGomez-ct7qb]

This clip is like 6 years old and it's still funny

[@mecca1000]

Why are y'all so ridiculously hilarious together 😂

[@harijotkhalsa9496]

The way that she said, "Fair enough" at the end is just so endearing.

[@PoopaChallupa]

She wants a Bill Bar.

[@DreadedLad88]

Keep your day job...

[@gqedpbeicq]

She's suckin' on Bill Bar.

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

Nice

[@guitarandrums]

Lol

[@fabians228]

Former Attorney General Bill Barr? Who knows what the future holds?😆. I like it😂

[@TIENxSHINHAN]

"I don't pop off. I'm white. I flip out."

[@damonlang1185]

Read this as he said it in the video 😂

[@alfredjohnson4330]

This is Every argument between me and my wife. Shits hilarious, argument veers off to other bullshit, fuckin perfect.

[@MrCoffeejingler]

Nia you can have the whole fuckin empty box when your done, put it on your head and walk around like the queen you are. AND SHE LAUGHS AT IT! Nia is probably the coolest woman on earth

[@Hannah.Kingsley]

I need an endless loop of Nia & Bill. I’ve never witnessed such healthy, loving, funny arguing in my life. Thank youuuuuu for this 😅❤

[@jasonpwnd]

Not gonna lie, some of the quest bars are wicked good at the end of the day when you’re off sugar. And those mofos only give you 4 bars in a box which is like $10

[@P2Rock]

She laughs at his neurotic rants, which is the perfect response. A vast majority of women would “flip out”, and match his energy. But when she laughs… he laughs. Completely defuses everything…

[@kuskesh_haramzadeh]

She's more likely to "pop-off"

[@devilsson1ify]

I can relate with Bill on this one. My wife does the same thing 😒

[@duncanidaho5834]

I dont pop off - I'm white i flip out

[@cyberdelicxp9125]

I've been with my woman for 30 years. This is the endgame fellas. It's hilarious

[@RobAlberto_4]

This is the way to call a woman out. She's laughing the whole time. HaHa

[@randyredbeard9101]

So,.. if she can have them delivered someday, she can forkin eat her own bars when they show up!😡

[@emjay9733]

What a fun relationship!

[@odizza1688]

😂😂😂 He's absolutely right. If he doesn't make a stink about it, she'd continue to do it n fuck up his routine.

[@jiiig8667]

That's a great marriage. ❤

[@kobet.v.5001]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dude funny asf!!!!+

[@skiiboskiyaboi]

Quest chocolate chip cookie dough bar is absolutely incredible. I eat one almost every day lol

[@Rome.thagod]

That’s just true 2:37! Men have more empathy..

[@matt0198922]

The whole "If you had just said X, I would have reacted all calm and pleasantly like Y!" thing is such BS from women. Wanna know why us men skip the nice thing and go straight to the blunt/aggressive answer? Because we used to take the nice route and have seen how time and time again it did not, in fact, lead to the nice/pleasant "Y" outcome. It always slowly goes straight from 0-100. So we just save time and go right to 100.

[@Alonepistachio]

I don’t know, my guy still use the nice route and thats why I bring him sandwiches/ make him a snack without him asking. I think if you are with a nice girl this isn’t a problem

[@TheMastergabe]

​@@Alonepistachio what about when you're not in a good mood though?

[@Alonepistachio]

@TheMastergabe well when I don't feel well he usually stop whatever he's doing to talk to me for as long as I need to to feel better, it's very sweet of him cuz he always knows how to make me laugh ans feel better about myself. Also since we are both massive nerds it really helps that we like doing the same things anyway so he really gets me and I get him. That's why 10 years living together we still make each other laugh and smile everyday.

[@FedorEmelianenko1]

You sir, very experienced sir.

[@beepbopboop7727]

Be better.

[@TheTanyabrooks]

Love to hear Nia's giggles, lol

[@sergioj.rodriguez1190]

This was so unsettling, but healthy to me. Haha Relationship goals.

[@clay7182]

Lmao Nia impersonating bill hahahaah

[@Biggles-x73]

Shes funny 😂😂😂

[@AlexHernandez-cz7co]

This is from his podcast around June 2017

[@torsteinbratli]

Bill mocking wife in wifey voice. Her: Your reaction was unwarranted. Bill: I stayed cælm and said no. Her: haha yeah....BUT THE THING IIIISSSS😂😂😂😂

[@P2501-y6u]

"I go town to town to perform a couple hours a day in front of hundreds of cheering fans who collectively pay me millions to be in my presence, only to find my wife ate my last protein bar?! Are you fuckin kiddin me?! Now I have to "go online" and click like half a dozen buttons to get half a dozen minimum wage employees and another half dozen union ones to bring me a new box of bars by noon tomorrow. Fer christ's sake!"

[@odizza1688]

I'll bet money Bill would've been cool with her eating it without his consent, if she had ordered the replacement b4 she did it. Most times it just about CONSIDERATION

[@dk-no4jb]

That was fucking great.

[@jeromebryant9999]

5:39

[@ninjaragingpotatoes]

😂😂 my gf in a nutshell omfg

[@adamwallace985]

U don't share u just take lol

[@justamangoddamn]

What's the over/under in bill and nias marriage?

[@Vaporvice84]

Quest brand chocolate chip cookie dough flavor (as pictured here) is the best protein bar. Most filling (21 grams of protein), soft (instead of crunchy) and not too big that you can't finish it. As well as best overall taste IMO. In 25 years, I've probably trie at least 100 different protein bars, and this one is the best "bar none" lol.

[@JoryBarrett]

bananas

[@VanPebble]

Those dough bars are yummy...

[@wesleysmith6018]

No woman. It’s all created the same, and equal!

[@kuskesh_haramzadeh]

#RelationshipGoals

[@frolicsomgaiety]

Patrice taught him well

[@whenraindropsfall]

Nia is a QWEEN

[@jayrichjlr]

Why didn’t she just order them and wait for them to arrive?

[@monkeyrotary6979]

Jealousy of this two

[@troythompson2]

Got married last year. This is gold 😂

[@orbitaljellyfish808]

His experience is mine exactly omg Total bs

[@F3ND1MUS]

I agree w the person who said Bill was out of line. He is over reacting. And I agree w Bill. You spoiled. And I still love you both. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@alwaysforget911]

Shes the Yoko Ono of comedy

[@AloisWeimar]

does that make you the John Hinkley of comedy fans ?

[@alwaysforget911]

@@AloisWeimar nah, im more like the chuck berry of comedy fans 👀

[@PlayNiceFolks]

​@@alwaysforget911 ugh

[@tigweldNY]

he's right though. she's awful. ...but sellout bill deserves her.

[@hankthetank8039]

​@@alwaysforget911 Chuck Berry's rolling in his grave right now.

[@JoryBarrett]

she only eats bananas what does she know

[@skiiboskiyaboi]

Jfc man

[@ssmith8758]

They are both annoying.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Yeah, you're just a peach

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Did some lady dick around with some other guy instead of you recently? I don't understand why you people dislike an example of a happy fun child bearing relationship.

[@beepbopboop7727]

Why are you here?

[@Jean0987654321]

Nia is basically Communist Bugs 🤣😂

[@PlayNiceFolks]

That's funny ngl