Billie Eilish goes on hilarious rant about Britain and responds to internet rumours

[@susanbrown9869]

Get out of the way mysterious black figure blocking the camera

[@ProducerWedge]

Ya

[@amariwilliams2660]

Susan Brown right 😂

[@khlo777]

FR

[@foteini18923]

😂😂 lol right

[@ellllllo77]

I don’t think it’s a person👀

[@jamstagerable]

"I normally wake up in the same place I fell asleep unless it's a Friday night" 😂😂😂

[@urtemedonaite5128]

Fell*

[@jaaeymoney2502]

@@urtemedonaite5128 that's what he/she said

[@raaragonite]

@@jaaeymoney2502 It's edited

[@yui7269]

Me too but mine is almost everyday I fall down

[@wlfiegamer6674]

I fell asleep in my mum’s car and woke up, locked inside it lmao

[@kaitlintaylor904]

Interviewer: “what are you eating?” Billie: “bread”

[@enderwiggin1510]

didn't she say she was gluten free though?

[@lujain1762]

Lex DMY there’s gluten free bread lol

[@enderwiggin1510]

@@lujain1762 Wow really? I didn't know about that, it's cool!

[@Someone-fn3ij]

@@enderwiggin1510 Yeah I had a friend who couldnt eat gluten (she had a decease with a weird ass name) so she made bread at home because it was the only way she could be 100% sure she could eat it

[@derpyinkling5235]

catarina F LMAO the disease is called “Celiac” i have it and its fucking baddddd

[@freyasmith4788]

pretty much every house in England has a microwave

[@thequeerbee2026]

Yup.

[@teamradish2514]

Yep

[@kara-eo7xm]

Freya Smith i had 3

[@kqtab3nko]

Yup...

[@sanilogue]

i dont have one...

[@nxn99]

who tf is covering the lense??!???? it’s getting me triggered💀

[@amariwilliams2660]

Honestly

[@khlo777]

FR

[@kel3924]

They are covering her tiks

[@inesllano6900]

Where?

[@o-o9832]

Inés Rodríguez 0:25

[@dec2610]

Will: "You were like Jesus parting the sea." Moses: 😑

[@emmaedwards7356]

Declan Griffin moses: am i a joke to you?!

[@personlazy9785]

:))))

[@Apis4]

No one cares, they're both made up.

[@rubyjohal646]

@@Apis4 mhm

[@josh7508]

Apis4 it’s just a fucking joke lmao

[@impeppapiglol4084]

Dear Billie, We can assure you we have ketchup AND microwaves. Signed, Everyone in Britain

[@shannonhensley2942]

It's not the same type of ketchup. You put something different in it and call it ketchup.

[@kylebenoit787]

*signed

[@lucylol545]

Shannon Hensley ketchup is ketchup

[@just_harry1638]

Thank you

[@shadowhackstrolls7887]

I’m hungry some people aren’t lucky enough to have a microwave or ketchup

[@TehPomm1]

Americans don’t have electric kettles. That’s freaking weird

[@nevereverstopsinging]

TehPomm1 nah some might if they’re weird and wanna waste money and space on another single use electrical appliance Why would ya when you could just boil water in a pot on the stove or a regular kettle No need to get all fancy for BOILED WATER

[@d1rcwill]

If you want boiled water in a long time, sure...

@@nevereverstopsinging you do realize electric kettles are not even expensive it is mostly around £10-£20. You can't possibly see that as wasting money. You can stand over your stove for 10 minutes everday for the rest of your life instead of the faster option.

[@nevereverstopsinging]

SilentwarH 😂it definitely doesn’t take 10 minutes to boil water for one or two cups of tea BUT GO OFF I GUESS imagine being that impatient you can’t wait a few minutes for a drink

​@@nevereverstopsinging Was just assuming you filled the whole pot some reason. I guess even QUICKER in a kettle anyway. Point is don't try say kettle is expensive or try to belittle people who use them like your better for waiting 5 times as much or what ever.

[@takiralewis6990]

“Your friends with selena Gomez?” “no but her skin is soft” I’m dying 😂😂

[@MPMP-ig4zl]

I need the time stamp for this😂

[@anotherpointlessyoutuber8114]

@@MPMP-ig4zl I'm late but its 12:00

[@MPMP-ig4zl]

@@anotherpointlessyoutuber8114 better late than never. Thank you!

[@anotherpointlessyoutuber8114]

@@MPMP-ig4zl no problem

[@ben0789]

So is billies

[@samanthajohnson4347]

the " i like it" at 13:00 melts my heart it is just too cute

[@Foxy_Bearr]

Ikr

[@fhayderali9756]

Omg exactly 😭😭😭

[@eddiel7635]

We do have microwaves but what is stranger is the fact that Americans don’t have kettles. Blew my mind.

[@nevereverstopsinging]

Eddie L bitch I have a kettle thank you Just not an electric one cause that’s extra as hell

[@uktokers]

nicole valle But Americans are renowned for being lazy 😝

[@peterwilkins7013]

@nicole valle how exactly is it less lazy using a stove? Both require filling something with water and then either pressing a switch or turning the hob on. It's exactly the same amount of work.

[@TeEnZiE]

nicole valle I’m going to start burning more calories by putting the stove kettle on and not the electric one

[@StochasticGreen]

@nicole valle yes but electric ones are efficient in that they will turn off automatically when water is boiled, so no risk of forgetting and having unnecessary water boil away.

[@jhailagan7726]

9:47 Billie is eating the bread she stole 😂

[@Pulkulkulkkkkaaa]

Jha Ilagan lmao

[@pmiles363]

I love how all Americans say our accents are really cool. But seriously Billie’s accent is fire 🔥

[@ianmungwadzi]

The profile pic deserves a like. It gets a like.

[@ashlynn1652]

I looove all accents but my own😂😂😂. I'm from the south.

[@ashlynn1652]

But yes I agree with you. I could listen to her talk/sing all day.

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

Ultimate Space Dad As an american. I fucking agree hardcore

[@Helloalluka3]

karmah gamer playz you do realize that everyone has an accent right- like just because you’re used to hearing it doesn’t make it NOT an accent 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@luciannapapa6300]

This girl's thought processes...wish she was my best friend, we could talk about wierd shit all day.

[@elliehope3548]

Lucianna Papa *weird

[@riley1271]

Billie???

[@lol-cy9wr]

You can't find cool weird people everywhere usually at the library sitting in the library picking their nose using a pencil or sometimes in the canteen who don't eat but buy chocolate milk box

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

Same

[@girlwithregrets5290]

Lucianna Papa irlk

[@lostleopard1224]

“You’re like Jesus parting the sea.” 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@kylebenoit787]

Ikr... it’s Moses...

[@alinashade9073]

Kyle Benoit 251 people u mean

[@evyatarshafran5017]

"You're like, Jesus, parting the sea [or something]" is what he was saying

[@lostleopard1224]

Evyatar Shafran Yes, and Jesus never parted the sea. Moses did.

[@skylareilish6900]

lostleopard But Moses did that i-

[@veronika4307]

who’s here in 2020🙋‍♀️

[@maisiemustang1711]

veronika grusz merr

[@lemonycloudii7155]

Mia Stevens same 2020 quarantine

[@Dani-ys4dp]

🙋‍♀️

[@Playerpretend6]

Me!!!!

[@ericaainsworth8283]

veronika grusz me 😂

[@corbin7588]

“We have microwaves here” *Billie:* nO yOu DoNt!!!!

[@mohyim0280]

Guy:*Breathes* Billie:"No you don't"

[@michaelmaestas9901]

"that ain't a microwave" absolutely killed me 😂

[@rahul.d4576]

‘Jesus parting the sea’ Moses: *am I a joke to you?*

[@maryamehab4259]

@Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat wtf

[@maryamehab4259]

@Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat well u don't need to share it with the whole world

[@elgoog-the-third]

@Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat Next time try to point out actual facts... There are historical records that Jesus existed. And, no, by "historical records" I don't mean religious texts.

[@elgoog-the-third]

@Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat Wikipedia, "Historicity of Jesus". It is chock-full of source references.

[@elgoog-the-third]

@Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat Fuck, what a sore loser you are. Wikipedia is great because it is basically a collection of links to sources, scientific papers and studies.

[@jaimyvillatoro3001]

billie: YOU DONT HAVE MICROWAVES interviewer: yes we do! *shows microwave* billie: ... that aint a microwave...

[@hotpikachu]

THATS AN OVEN BRITISH PPL ACTUALLY DONT

[@hotpikachu]

@flyy i know im just joking too TwT

[@jewel4929]

In Britain we have microwaves -_-

[@amethystdeath8757]

@@jewel4929 no you don't.

[@jewel4929]

@@amethystdeath8757 yes we dooooo😂😂

[@bakeymykakey]

Next up: Billie Eilish claims England does not have electricity

[@benronald]

We don't have good Wi-Fi. At least not where I live

[@katelouiseloves]

😂😂😂

[@jezzie8015]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@entertainment_tiktok3304]

@@jezzie8015 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐👊👍👎🖐✌🤞👌🤙🖖

[@cryingattheclub5150]

Ben Ronald true

[@selisiamuslia3010]

She like: What is it NORMAL to die for eight ours Me here Dying

[@Martin-xh1hd]

Hours*

[@Martin-xh1hd]

Why*

[@bentimmins6420]

"be greatful for Ur accents" People from Birmingham: ....

[@jack66244]

😂😂😂

[@squidge4728]

People from Liverpool...

[@jackthehat72]

Fuck off lyke

[@jasonmason6910]

Ben Timmins people who aren’t from London

[@yeda458]

@@squidge4728 fuck off lad 😂

[@caylinsvlogs]

no one: billie: *no you don't* haha i love her sm

[@kylebenoit787]

Can we stop with these “no one:” comments, it just doesn’t make sense. Unless it’s something absolutely ridiculous then sure, but “no you don’t” is not.

[@caylinsvlogs]

Kyle Benoit lol there are more important things to worry about than my comment that obviously made sense to 41 other people.

[@kylebenoit787]

caylin's vlogs It doesn’t have to make sense to get a like; and it’s not that I don’t get it, I just find it dumb.

[@caylinsvlogs]

Kyle Benoit ok you can find it dumb. i honestly just made this comment for my own pleasure, not for anyone else’s.

[@JaiBharaj]

GET OUT OF MAA SWAAAMP

[@emma-louisemoorhouse3797]

Billie says the uk don’t have ketchup. Me eating ketchup

[@maisieangelaine5751]

Emma-Louise Moorhouse // Heinz: am I a joke to you? //

[@Dnnybsb]

By itself?

[@damienjoseph7540]

@@Dnnybsb she's an ignorant children

[@Bup64]

You deadass *eat* ketchup?

[@septimiusthedestroyer7394]

Eww

[@Accio_Eloise]

8:53 I think it's sweet that she goes "my mom doesn't want me to explain it, so I won't." Like her mum is looking out for her and know's what's best and she recognised that. I also greatly admire her determination to remain in denial about the microwave at the end there.

[@pokeman747]

"Like Jesus parting the sea" somebody didn't listen in church

[@benronald]

Somebody didn't go to church

[@liamc1102]

You get the point though so who cares..

[@benronald]

@@liamc1102 literally every Christian that believes in the Old Testament

[@liamc1102]

@@benronald I have no idea what you mean.

[@benronald]

@@liamc1102 Moses was the Old Testament

[@purplecactus8540]

She's so mature for her age like WOW.

[@garrythegremlin2500]

Celebs' Things she acts like every other 17 yr old

[@kylebenoit787]

Yeah, she’s deep. Deep≠mature.

[@purplecactus8540]

@@garrythegremlin2500 well, some teens of her age act like this but i can assure you that others not

[@purplecactus8540]

@@kylebenoit787 but she's mature

[@kylebenoit787]

Celebs' Things Intelligent yes, but (not that I mind personally) swearing on every talk show is not “mature.”

[@randomshii7233]

9:46 Billie said let’s get this bread literally

[@veritybritcliffe1391]

At the end "that ain't a microwave" 😂😂

[@akatesays]

Lmao! Who told her we don’t have microwaves? I’ve never lived in a house when I haven’t had one, even in rental properties. And I couldn’t live without Heinz Ketchup, I put it on everything.

[@sahirakhan8318]

Same

[@user-iw8bq4vg4p]

i just wanna have her in my arms and never let go billies wayyy too precious

[@amywick5837]

Amy Lin omg,Have the same name, and the funny thing is that my middle name is Lin

[@redstreets944]

And That‘s why she can’t go out anymore

[@user-iw8bq4vg4p]

Red Streets i wouldn’t actually do that lol i-

[@lucylol545]

Amy Lin that’s kind of creepy

[@briannawilliams9100]

me toooooo

[@TheWierdyBoy]

"What are you eating right now?" "Bread." Because of course you are.

[@hotpikachu]

I thought it was avocado

[@muhammad5978]

Billie : you guys don’t have ketchup *Heinz has left the chat*

[@handsoffmycactus2958]

She’s just thick

[@Relaxaudio253]

Shows microwave... Billie: that ain’t a microwave Me: Google’s American microwaves?!

[@CoolMikey81]

Tara Johnston she’s dumb Lol

[@spirituallyyoujustbeenx185]

@@CoolMikey81 She was joking. You're jusr tii dumb ti catch it.

[@cara7579]

SpirituallyYouJustBeen X says the one with a shit ton of spelling mistakes

[@spirituallyyoujustbeenx185]

@@cara7579 learn to use your periods and punctuation marks before you come at me, with grammar mistakes, bro.

[@cara7579]

SpirituallyYouJustBeen X it was one sentence, it didn’t need any

[@TheSimikira]

i’m so confused, everyone has a microwave and there is literally ketchup everywhere 😂

[@kingeddiam2543]

Are you British? (Based off your username)

[@rrrr0binn]

@@kingeddiam2543 They are correct, I am British

[@NoNewfriendss]

@Noelle Companies have different kinds of mixtures they use in different countries, all based on research. It's the same thing that in Rome they have a prosciutto burger at McDonalds and corn in the burgers in China. Also the same way fries or pringles taste different in Canada Vs. the USA. And for salsa, Cali is just closer to Mexican food, really good stuff. So her tastebuds aren't adjusting hah.

[@oritsejolomiokirika9913]

No Newfriends In simpler terms, Americans fucked up the original composition of ketchup and don't recognize it anymore.

[@mcbusted1985]

all tea all shade I don’t have a microwave or ketchup.

[@kourtneylake9601]

She’s literally talking about when they caught her with Q at the grove I remember that exact outfit and all the fan pages were posting her like walking with him and on his back 😂 so cute

[@adamanderson3042]

"You don't even have mobile phones" Here is one right here That's not a mobile phone it's a digital calculator.

[@Asaphobic]

Billie: * sees microwave * Also Billie: * Gets embarrassed * ALSO Billie: ThAt AiN't No MiCrOwAvE

[@oakleyshea6810]

Random person: “punches Billie in the face” Billie: “well I guess that’s my fault 😔” I love Billie ❤️🥺

[@lina-do9fj]

What are u talking abt?

[@oakleyshea6810]

lina 10 how humble she is

[@Monica-rn6uq]

Huh??

[@aikhii]

@@lina-do9fj I know she said that in her concert when someone stole her ring lmao but yeah

[@lina-do9fj]

@@aikhii oh yeaaah now i can see it

[@dk-qx3ev]

Billie Eilish: sleep is strange and freaks me out Her fans: omg wot a genius

[@sunny-4593]

d k it is tho. Like thing about it. That’s some crazy shit if you rlly think about it.

[@DarthDose]

If you understand what Sleep is it is basically your brain working off your memories for the day and deciding what to interpret which way and what is even worth keeping. It's like an Windowsupdate your brain does daily. Nothing weird about it. BTW, sleeping being called laying dead for eight hours is so ancient greeks.

[@torianimates9584]

Some of her fans* I’m a fan because billies music hits me in a deeper place then anyone can see, “Idontwannabeyouanymore,” “Bury a friend” Ext.

[@maxime9006]

Tori Animates! Bruhhh

[@manonkamphuis4973]

‘It’s normal and go like die in 8 eight hours’ Hell yes, me and my friends’ theory is: Sleeping is just death being shy

[@cloe_mk]

absolutely no one: billie: *what if someone cuts off your toe*

[@justbealdc8712]

😂

[@clancy3106]

Br0 I'm so Glad that Billie thought of this as well, how freaky sleep is and all, I OBSESSED over this as a kid, and I would try to "wake up" or rather somehow "open my eyes" during sleep, to see where I would always go whenever I fell asleep. Course it never worked. ._.

[@07jas]

Billie: you don't have a microwave Interviewer: we do Interviewer: *shows her the microwave Billie: ..... That ain't a microwave 😂😂😂😂

[@jessicawalker5191]

SM I died.

[@Май-ь3ь]

10:43 "You FoOls doN't haVe KETCHUP" 😂

[@jta6]

Scottish guy invents microwave Billie uk doesn't have microwaves

[@jta6]

@@verywiseorangutan3734 you're going by Google 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pmsl it's like the same with the bicycle according to Google about 100 people invented it

[@ola-qf5tr]

An American invented it, stop trying to make Scotland look good when they didn’t invent the microwave. Shush.

[@xxxxOS]

@@ola-qf5tr We did invent the toaster as well as a lot of other cool important shit like Penicillin, the TV, radar technology (without it there would be no internet) here's 25 amazing things our tiny country did that made the world what it is today..www.google.com/amp/s/theculturetrip.com/europe/united-kingdom/scotland/articles/25-awesome-things-scotland-gave-the-world/%3famp=1

[@jta6]

@@ola-qf5tr salty that the Scottish invented the TV aswell

[@jta6]

@@xxxxOS saor🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 thanks for that link amazing to see what our country have done

[@calebwmsgolf]

Someone: breathes Billie: NO YOU DONT NO YOU DONT NO YOU DONT

[@scarlettsilo6409]

When i fall asleep i dont wake up UNLESS YOU BLOW A AIR HORN IN MY EAR OR SPASH WATER IN MY FACE

[@jamykahisme4828]

Same

[@mariagreenland3566]

I was on camp and these 2 teenage boys were supposed to wake us and they literally were walking into our rooms with a blow horn and blowing into our ears, after camp I kept on waking up as if they were still blowing into my ears

[@kayleighburke8158]

Splash*

[@amychristopher6984]

There NEEDS to be a billie eilish and marshmallow song. It would be SO SICKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@sabriesmyth499]

Yyyyyeeeeeeessssss

[@shiniesylvie607]

*Y E S*

[@aizekailademeterio9711]

Y E S

[@LL-mj6jp]

girl marshmallow is some commercial dance shit. billie is wayyy out of his league

[@graceb8481]

Y E S

[@dansfishing6986]

Billie I’m British and my food is in the microwave rn

[@retardedkangaroo8665]

Omg no one cares

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@retardedkangaroo8665 piss off

[@youngsoldier3494]

3:14 "Like Jesus parting the sea" pretty sure that was Moses mate

[@Jacob-fl1wm]

Hes a brit, we dont have proper education 🙃

[@mrheadlessa]

It was Jesus working through Moses

[@nayariveraswife7206]

Why is she cute and hilarious. She's freaking perfect

[@mangotangotomato6289]

no ones perfect

[@nayariveraswife7206]

vlogs by callie well she is XD

[@eveturpeinen6412]

@@mangotangotomato6289 no one can be perfect cause billie have taken that place

[@sunny-4593]

Billie Avocado Eyelash she is!

[@retardedkangaroo8665]

Nope

[@royalexstarlight]

She doesn’t believe we have a microwave see billie what is that *billie stares ITS A OVEN 😂

[@Sammy-qx8qc]

AbrOOF playz roblox lol

[@mileshyett7630]

“like jesus parting the sea” just was jesus wasn’t it

[@grainsdesesames2458]

It's Moses 😭😭

[@haua3096]

Billie is so great, I know, obvious. 1.she don't wear tiny skirts and top crops. 2. She acts like herself and not others 3. She is such an inspirational person 4. She is a weirdo like me 5. Her voice are so angel like. Billie4ever

[@sd-cy2cl]

FTNDBZ FND why would it matter if she wore crop tops and skirts 🙃🙃🙃

[@rafavelas_]

cutie patoodie top crops

[@dazhogg9905]

Dazlvoeyou

[@sabarin2754]

Why would it matter if she wore clothing like that

[@osksnskkr6045]

She sold her soul

[@karah2894]

"yOu fOoLs dONt haVe KetcHuP!!!!" -Billie Eilish

[@TwentyTwoSP]

“You don’t have microwaves” Me: eating my microwaved mini pizza :(

[@malz5596]

Yes those small round pizzas 😋

[@urmomasf]

People watching this like: - in bed - not in a full screen - reading comments

[@tegans.]

WTF HOW DID YOU - IM SCARED

[@urmomasf]

@@tegans. bruh lmao

[@acollectionofcells2325]

Very true

[@Alex.E.M]

why does billie think brits don’t have microwaves, every uni student disagrees.

[@perunapethammaljeyasingara4961]

u got a point

[@emu1826]

r u offended?

[@dawnbreak3299]

Obviously because the places shes been to did not

[@emu1826]

@@dawnbreak3299 sadly ur like the only one who can think.

[@Davescousemetal]

Because she’s a dope.

[@ProjectXDiva]

Boi: i gave up on glee after season two Billie: I loved glee Boi: me to i was a big fan 😂😂😂 I love these two

[@robster8847]

Naiza Goolsby she watched glee yay

[@rowanthomas8099]

when she said 'why i look cool' my heart left my body

[@k.jacksonethier9958]

When she points with her bread at 11:13 for some reason that got me. Lol

[@bootziecuppie487]

The more I listen to her music, interviews and theories, you can really tell she is an old soul! And she's only 17!! I don't get star struck and I have no desire to hang out with the rich and famous, but I really woukd love to meet Billie! (And, I'm a 44 yr old mother of 21 yr old and 17 yr old daughters!)

[@loesepoes18]

BootzieCuppie i so agree with you and i am a grandmum i'm 69 years! By the way, i love her music!

[@brazilianluciluci1113]

same

[@bobjamesjames1612]

😂😂😂😂😂old soul. She is brand new. And hasn’t developed beyond the mental age of 10. She’d be in the reject bin if she came out of a factory. Would never pass quality control.😂

[@liamc1102]

@@bobjamesjames1612 You're blinded by your ego.

[@token555]

36 and feel the same 😊

[@AsifKhan-ju4ld]

"Jesus parting the sea"? Pretty sure that was Moses and I'm an atheist.

[@shush9797]

It was

[@gwendalynn_alvarado]

Asif Khan yeah it was 😂

[@sexybeast4320]

Init

[@grainsdesesames2458]

Yes it's Moses 😂

[@anomalousmaterial217]

13:23 That isn’t a microwave that’s an easy-bake oven.

[@swifter4602]

Anomalous Material incorrect

[@ASLUHLUHC3]

That's obviously a microwave.

[@eddieedgar2543]

Bro that dude who keeps walking in front of the camera looking at billie 😒MOVE !!!!😂😂

[@venbo]

I remember when she still looked like a lil baby🥺

[@tegans.]

ok mother lmao

[@drishana2308]

Ikr🥺

[@kayleeg7083]

Please I have to know what why not is about Maggie why- Why would you do this to us

[@miasamofalova7676]

kaylee g I think it was some personal shit, cause Maggie knows the best

[@miasamofalova7676]

Roch Buchon that’s literally what I said...

[@unlisted2421]

“That ain’t a microwave.”

[@melinasaranti4966]

Billie: "You don't have microwaves or ketchup in Europe." Europe: Me: *eating spaghetti with ketchup that are just out of the microwave while watching this video* Also me: *bursts out laughing*

[@filippocedroni5763]

Mel Ilian why the fuck would u eat spaghetti with ketchup? 😂

[@melinasaranti4966]

@@filippocedroni5763 lmao we ran out of "saltsa"😂

[@anonymuser3810]

Where in Europe do you live

[@benronald]

That's disgusting get out

[@mari-lo9od]

omg 🤢

[@cometvaudin2850]

“You don’t have ketchup!” “BRING FORTH THE HEINZ”

[@dannimcgregor1790]

Who is this guy, ‘Jesus parted the sea’ 😂😂😂

[@lulwakadiri5787]

I’ve been waiting for a long time

[@plokoon436]

2:20 Guys we have a new conspiracy theory, send this to Shane.

[@meikeholtrop812]

I live in Europe and my microwave is my best friend so...

[@retardedkangaroo8665]

No one asked

[@anonymuser3810]

Me too 😄 where in Europe?

[@anonymuser3810]

@@___5259 wait I am so sorry I do not get it why do you now this 😂🤦😅

[@anonymuser3810]

@@___5259 I am...

[@deleted2869]

@@retardedkangaroo8665 I saw your other comments. Why are you such a jerk???

[@anthonyy254]

Guy: Here is the microwave Billie: Thats not a microwave Illusion 100

[@ashleigheykyn3470]

Why is nobody else commenting on how uncomfortable it was when the interviewer was assuming when Billie is friends with another star that means she's working with them and she started to get a bit frustrated....That was just weird and he kept going on about it.

[@matthew7405]

Ashleigh Eykyn because it wasn’t?

[@ashleigheykyn3470]

@@matthew7405 It was uncomfortable, bro, it was.

[@jammidodger9912]

Billie: Brits don't have ketchup Brits don't have microwaves Brits tomatoes are candy damn American stereotypes r weird.

[@rhianaramirez2772]

Haha “that ain’t a microwave” lol I’m done!! I love you Billie ♥️

[@dulceeilish3203]

Bury a friend: I wanna end me Copycat: you’ve been uninvited Hotel: trivago Billie: no you don’t no you don’t no you don’t 😂

[@justbealdc8712]

Doctor: Phill

[@dulceeilish3203]

Tori Cruz ha yas

[@hellosamplayz3646]

C R I N G E

[@tegans.]

@@hellosamplayz3646 mhm

[@shourov331]

9:01 Missed a perfect oppurtunity to ask 'why not?' 😂

[@KC-ey4ws]

Billie: when we all fall asleep where do we go?? Me: trying to fall asleep My brain: ಠ_ಠ

[@angieavila8671]

Wait, a microwave with a knob?? Okay now that, I've never seen. Dude maybe I just got a broke ass type of microwave

[@cy2368]

Angie Avila lol right same

[@wanderer10k]

Wait, so you ONLY have the touch button types in the US?!

[@cy2368]

wanderer10k yeah...?

[@wanderer10k]

@@cy2368 Just seem weird that that option does exist. It's so common that there's both over here that i wonder what the logic of the companies selling them.....anyway they're not fancy, if anything cheaper.

[@angieavila8671]

wanderer10k Yes lol we push numbers

[@designlegos9076]

No one: Literally no one: Not a single person: *Billie: Stares intently at a microwave* *Also Billie: ThAt AiN't a MiCrOwAvE*

[@kingpuppet5881]

I’m not religious but I believe it was Moses who parted the sea , not Jesus 😂. Great interview though.

[@Thawhid]

No way he said Jesus 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@kingpuppet5881]

Thaw I know right! Lol

[@teganyates3929]

It was neither, it didn't happen

[@kingpuppet5881]

@@teganyates3929 perhaps it was a metaphor for something Moses did in the bedroom? lol

[@Thawhid]

@@teganyates3929 kk

[@stjepanbranilovic7893]

I LOVE the part when you show Billie a microwave and she's like Billie: "hey.." Interwiever: "what's that?" Billie: that ain't a microwave.. Like i literally LIVE FOR THAT PART

[@irmafaustina9722]

"tHaT AiNt a MiCrOwavE" i can't with her HAHA

[@webfox1]

Didn't Shakespeare refer to sleep being "small snatches of death"? She referenced that.

[@kdog4587]

Edgar Allan Poe did. He called them sliced of death

[@clexa-the1002]

*"that ain't a microwave"* - Billie Eilish 2019

[@liv-qu3iy]

13:00 is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂.

[@liv-qu3iy]

13:18

[@ashleylynn89]

GET THIS GIRL A DAMN MICROWAVE AND KETCHUP BEFORE WE HAVE TO BURY MORE FRIENDS!! 🔫⚰😂🤘🏼

[@Dudefromapt14c]

Ashley Vibës perfect sense of humor

[@ashleylynn89]

@@Dudefromapt14c haha 😉

[@keithasberry1395]

U get a like for that one .....well done 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@retardedkangaroo8665]

Why would she need a microwave during an interview 😂

[@brookefowkes1591]

Ash Vibes 😂😂

[@RosaSawyerCinque]

me, a londoner, standing next to a microwave while watching this.

[@amieyahmil5357]

If perfect was a reality, she’d be it 🥰

[@cookiepocci78]

Honestly my self confidence has been boosted so high due to Billie saying that in the uk we have cute accents 💕🥺

[@yararodrigues9118]

12:06 "I wanna hear u" she's such a badass

[@snehlata3089]

*SeRiOuSlY wHeRe Do We gO WhEn We fAll A SlEeP*

[@ednapedraza6244]

*asleep

[@sillybollocks3105]

To bed

[@haydenford7537]

We create moving images in a head which is called a dream or whatever we are also half knocked out thats why we don't feel pain until we wake up and feel it I might as well tell Billie Eilish myself

[@iloveamerica1966]

Sleep gives the aliens time to download new programs for our tomorrow. ;)

[@imagineaworld.]

To house

[@georgialawrencexx]

Bruh. FISH AND CHIPS. I know she’s vegan but she says she eats fries everyone knows the uk have the best chips

[@eviedeighton08]

Giaa-livvy lawrence NOPE! Australia has the BEST hot chips IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!

[@HeatherReadIt]

Evie Loves Acro why specifically “hot” chips? No one makes good cold chips.... cold chips are the devils frozen turds! No one looks at the left over chips from the night before and thinks “ooh, tasty tasty cold chips!” Lmao

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

Never been so i cant disagree lol

[@meowhobbydessert7682]

Fries are vegan..,,

[@efem]

So wrong! Netherlands makes by far the best fries

[@ilck-ym-blals7385]

1:47 thanks for getting to the point 😂