👋WECOME TO PRIMARK👋 (extended version)

An extended version of the latest instalment of ‘The Greeter’s Guild’ this time at Primark in Sheffield
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[@paulbleackley3591]

I’m the guy who apparently gives off a pre pubescent Kurt Cobain vibration and I’ve only just discovered Troys online presence but I have to say that line has stuck with me. comedy gold 🤣

[@Jo-yp8wy]

I am so jealous of you right now.

[@thorts]

😂😂😂

[@chrisoconnor9229]

It's a standout moment. Well done.

[@toninhopavan2]

The man is an artist. Simple as that.

[@antonlvdm]

Well, you can feel good about that, cause his compliments are always spot on!

[@Al-bj4wc]

'We're fabulous value if you ignore the origin story'

[@thevonhaffs]

This was gold

[@rosanneboxer3223]

He is so quick with such funny responses. Natural talent.

[@joannatornes9785]

Uh.. what's the origin?

[@mikevickery944]

“One man’s Botticelli is another man’s Hieronymus Bosch” - a superb line 😂

[@jonathanm9436]

Absolutely inspired.

[@rocklobstah1876]

Friggin legend of a line!!!!!😂😂😂

[@mattbennett9254]

Absolutely sent me 😂

[@toddpeterson5904]

Pure gold. And I must say that I am squarely in the Hieronymus Bosch camp, and loving it

[@him050]

Without wanting to make assumption, I can imagine that that was completely lost on her 😂

[@lewisdunkfan7790]

"You have a wonderful Pre-pubescent Kurt Cobain Vibration about you" - Troy Hawke

[@kikivolauvent1]

Such a quick-witted reaction! 🎶

[@lovesherralyn]

paaaaaaaaa funniest line ever

[@Fr0zenP3nguin]

This killed me! This quick witted humour is next level!

[@sonofaseawarrior]

GOLD 🥇 😂

[@JRHMC]

crying at the man who said “Are you taliban”

[@Luca_86]

Yorkshire brogue

[@carterucm]

'Muslamic Ray Guns' tribute act

[@MrBaronCabron]

It's 4am and I had to stop the video and stifle my laughter to not wake anybody up.

[@positiveman4605]

lmao he said are you a telly man

[@JRHMC]

@@positiveman4605 ohhhhhhhh lol

[@lindseyankers3790]

Fabulous as ever. Classic line... one mans Botticelli is another man’s Hieronymus Bosch 😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 That’s one for the T shirt! 🤗💗

[@kikivolauvent1]

I would wear that T-shirt too 😍

[@HARRi81_UK]

A fantastic line.

[@danhoppy5517]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[@queball685]

I don't understand the line, aren't both people famous and celebrated renaissance painters?

[@vespadavidson2315]

Magic.!

[@JonYuill]

You know what's great about this? The gentle, non offensive and brilliantly nuanced humour. Genius Troy.

[@RJ-wx3fh]

My favourite pranks are the harmless ones.

[@TheyCallMeBabo]

finally someone who can do comedy without having to wreck someone else for a punchline; Troy you have a delightful way of helping us see ourselves

[@mastercontrol469]

I love how all the customers were so polite to him.

[@stevelee4952]

Genius. Heard he is doing stand up. Can't wait

[@pipstersim4421]

Dude you are hilarious. The world needs more people like you.

[@secondmouse2650]

for sure...

[@davidjoseph590]

Please please please put this man on TV. He’s an absolute gem 💎

[@mcirelandosharma7411]

He's too good for TV! TV is for script reading weasels like Russel Howard.

[@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS]

Tv would make his stuff become overbearing and saturated. He will become over exposed and end up like Michael McIntyre hosting every show and get stale quickly.

[@charlytaylor1748]

Don't ruin the guy

[@Drummer1000George]

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[@syafiq5273]

You mean so he can become Taliban??

[@Tinyminxie]

I love the positive affirmations you give people. Everyone needs a Troy Hawke!

[@declanmills]

I truly hope you get tens of thousands of followers, Troy. You're 'greeting' work is second to none. And not only because none else does it. Top class.

[@rw8733]

Absolutely love Troy. Such a simple concept, self-deprecating and always done with kindness. Fantastic 👏.

[@jaycee5676]

just come across this. "Am I Taliban?" still gets me laughin no matter how many times i repeat

[@tal1989]

wetting myself with laughter whenever I hear that

[@bexinthebox]

Don’t settle for anything less, than exactly what you want - Fine life advice right there! Love that Milo’s getting the recognition he deserves, although it was fantastic when he was able to be more incognito and just appeared as a rather eccentric fella standing outside mundane shop fronts

[@lukealex6428]

These videos and tik toys are really raising your profile. Brilliant as ever. Hope we see you on TV soon representing the greeters guild

[@kirstinmcleod8729]

He was on This Morning the other day :D

[@danbee415]

Good comeback line. Never let anyone talk you down from dressing up.

[@mcirelandosharma7411]

Can't get enough of these videos 😂😂😂

[@hans832009]

I’ve only just discovered you this week, and you’re absolutely splendid, I do hope you intend on greeting more customers in the future!

[@DanSullivan129]

This is just what everyone needs, after all the doom & gloom with the Covid…. Troy is really making us all smile 😃 what a fabulous character! In your words you are smashing it!

[@9pmInTokyo]

Absolutley charismatic as always, Troy. Brilliant video and I love that more and more people are recognising you. I assume your TikTok has way more followers, but I don't use TikTok so I do not follow you on that platform. Keep up the splendid work, chap!

[@Atif_Ph.D._Kate_Bush_Fan_Club]

The fact he can think up of tailored compliments on the spot with such eloquence is some talent.

[@pedrorcnande]

It's so great to see your videos go from getting kicked out relatively quickly to getting plenty of clips, nice interactions with customers and staff and even getting recognized. You deserve it, your content is stellar!

[@stephenbuff]

Great spontaneity & great talent.

[@petermurphy994]

don't settle for anything less than exactly what you want timed eccentricity from a person who understands perfectly comedic parameters and use's them to flamboyant effect most of tony's genius is lost on these shoppers but i caught every nuance he should be a national treasure tony your a breath of fresh air may it continue.

[@Fr0zenP3nguin]

These videos are seriously cheering me up! Thank you.

[@1inchPunchBowl]

"We are fabulous value if you ignore the origin story" 🤣

[@CodingAbroad]

No bossy manager this time Troy, Primark understand the purpose of the greeters guild no doubt!

[@ObywatelG]

Im quitting weed. Today is my 8th day and I feel miserable. U make me laugh so much. Thank U very very much. From now on my THC will stand for Troy Hawke Comedy.

[@MrBaronCabron]

Good luck lad

[@stephenflowerday4038]

Thank you my dapper friend, haven't laughed so much in an age, please keep it up 👌

[@SimondoTube]

I'm traveling all the way up to Leeds to see you live next month and if I'm not greeted I'm going to be absolutely devastated.

[@ColinBache]

So happy I found you Troy!! Thank you for bringing light, love, joy, encouragement and wisdom to the world! We need you! 🙏🙏🙏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍

[@pete7179]

Love this man,so wanted to see Troy at the Sheffield Lyceum last Thursday but couldn’t make it,gutted that I couldn’t make it to Sheffield at all as I hoped,and had a feeling that he would make a Greeters Guild video,so pleased you got recognised so much Troy,and the people of Sheffield were lovely,I hope you become huge,you deserve it.

[@clashcityroka9429]

best thing I've seen in years Troy...breath of fresh air m8...brilliant 😂😂😂😂

[@alisond7395]

Absolutely hilarious . Love these videos. Your greeting would make anyone's day :-)

[@sarahadkinson70]

Excellent as ever, love it that more people recognise you and want selfies. I live in hope that one day I will meet the famous Greeter whilst out shopping! 🤣🤣🐾

[@andybunyan452]

Even the late Peter Bowles' Richard De Vere could not hold a candle to you Troy. Elegance and eloquence in equal and very splendid measure. 👍

[@TheVanderfulLife]

Saw you at a Comedy show in Liverpool some months back - these videos need to be longer!

[@Craig_Stewart]

So funny but so well educated. Love your work, sir.

[@robdee6316]

Oh how I'd love to see him as I went shopping. A total legend.....absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣👏👏

[@DenimPirate]

Every single one of these so far has been 10/10 Please take your own advice and never compromise, not enough people on this platform continue with quality over quantity :)

[@southcoast9617]

After a long day at work I come here and I never fail to laugh 🤣🤣 Troy needs to be invited on Saturday night takeaway

[@thediamonddust]

I'd really love to see you do a Wetherspoons in a rough hole like Blackburn or Burnley. Actually, wait, no, I prefer you alive. Great work as always Sir!

[@nanofly3647]

I know the whole thing is a set up but I cannot help but feel the way you impact people in a very positive way. Ripples that lead to happiness.

[@mementomori5958]

Love this guy. Character is genius, never stop never change! PS please come to Glasgow at some point this year man 😂🙏🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@greetersguild]

June/July! Announced soon 💪

[@NoxiousRob]

I came across him through his greeters guild videos which are brilliant, subsequently seen some videos of his stand up appearances which are also brilliant. He has a unique style and persona and I'm now looking forward to seeing him perform in Glasgow in May.

[@Rljlsl1985]

Insane humor. Incredible. Love it

[@bigfan2710]

Man you are truly fabulous!

[@nigeloneal2079]

Milo,just found your videos on KZbin, you've brightened up my days no end ,keep on smashing it ,never change ,,

[@danielcarter94]

“One man’s Botticelli is another man’s Hieronymus Bosch”. As a fan of Bosch and his art, this is great

[@rosslogan4154]

"You have a wonderful pre-pubescent Kurt Cobain vibration about you. Go on get in there , rock it." This guy is hilarious😂😂🤣🤣

[@Johnstone72]

Well played Sir. May your success be as glorious as your patter.

[@Rigz727]

I found myself binge watching you Troy this week fantastic so funny and so talented😉. Loved the Kurt Cobain and the forget the origin gags😂

[@Dawnwilkinson39]

I've had the pleasure to meet this gorgeous man in the flesh. He's lovely.

[@mikzey1083]

Sir this is magnificent

[@heyitzsk]

We're remarkable if you ignore the origin story - absolutely underrated 😂😂

[@jurysout2419]

You get a chance to see this fellas act do it. He is one of the best .

[@JeffCahill-tp8ik]

This dude is brilliant! Bringing sunshine into cloudy English days.

[@MG-bs5mr]

What I'm taking away is how nice many of the folk in Sheffield were.

[@flaviubratan3842]

Love your channel Troy! Hello from Romania ✌🏼

[@slaxxxer]

Just brilliant!

[@infadeldog13]

The classic lines never disappoint! “One man’s Botticelli is another man’s Hieronymus Bosch!” Perfection!😅

[@robw3655]

'Disposable Clothes' sums up Primark perfectly

[@bluebird3042]

Oh bless your heart 😊💕

[@lennydicko]

Yay primark t-shirt for the price of a sandwich 🙌😂😂😂😂😂🤩

[@mattwithoutfear]

Genuinely get a little spring in my step when I see Troy posting another video on Twitter.

[@ruinition737]

You are a fucken legend mate! Best content out.

[@focusedperformance]

One man's Botticelli! Love it! ❤️

[@jonathonrobinson6081]

This guy is amazing!

[@KatrinaLUFC211]

This man is so lovely, he reminds me the gentleman from Lazy Town! I think this is wonderfully British and lovely to see!

[@patrickhawkins9087]

He really is an absolute gem

[@deirdreloughran8258]

I just subscribed you really are a very likeable character 😂❤

[@happyduckling8401]

A great watch as always

[@Franscampi]

You shan’t be forgotten.

[@tomascc9367]

i love your videos! MOOOOOORE

[@paulharrion3398]

"One man's Botticelli is another man's Hieronymous Bosch!" 🤣 Best quote Ever...

[@peterwatsony6521]

Great stuff love it 👌 😀

[@pearlhartney9]

The only thing that nearly stumped him is when he said "Freshly washed hair" and the girl said mine's fresher than hers! Haha!

[@scoop0122]

He is going to be world famous very soon. Superb.

[@MEAZYize]

“Get In There And Smash” Words From A Wise Man🙏❤️

[@warrengrant]

Adore you keep it up!

[@raquelsilveira2196]

“One man’s Botticelli is another man’s Hieronimus Bosch.” Hahaaahahahah this guy is a genius!! I love his lines!!

[@lumpyfishgravy]

Very good! For some reason Monty Python's "Not The Noel Coward Song" played in my head while I watched. Can't think why ...

[@travisschroeder1935]

“One man’s Botticelli is another’s Hieronymus Bosch” oh that is absolute gold 😂😂

[@ericmills9839]

Troy, get yourself to Manhattan, would love to see you do your thing here! 😂

[@Horizon344]

"If you ignore the origin story" lol

[@paulpalmer1450]

You have got to be on tv , hillarious

[@DJVARAO]

He is very smart at delivering those comebacks.

[@6deste]

“Disposable clothes” 👌😂

[@razorsharp9850]

If I’d ever run into this guy I would ask for a picture. Would never ask anyone, but this guy. And I would say, “shoulders back, smash it”! He’s hilarious 😆

[@TheDevilsAccountant]

I think this fella could talk me into anything 😂

[@TheJammm79]

It makes my heart leap 🤣🤣🤣

[@gareth3152]

I wish the world could be like this

[@Saperlipopette777]

I love that guy

[@qu4rtz]

"Mine's fresher than hers..." 🤣

[@the1truth420]

Wonderfully perfect pencil mustache good Sir.

[@matthausx1054]

Man said disposable clothes I’m dead 💀

[@davidholburn8698]

Sartorial outfit! Brilliant.