history of the entire world, i guess

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[@pualamnusantara7903]

Aliens : "So, tell us a bit about your so-called 'Earth'." Me :

[@joshual.7900]

We can make a religion out of this

[@spooderman6312]

Alien: you have 19 minutes and 25 seconds to tell us everything Me: ;)

[@sushirolls8213]

Yay

[@dennisberry1364]

Same dude, same. UvU

[@loganandrocky5677]

No dont

[@TheAdvertisement]

I love how Bill just dropped this one day 6 years ago and continued to vibe on making songs without ever acknowledging it.

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

> be bill wurtz > spend god knows how long making one video > upload it > refuse to acknowledge that the video ever existed > 163m views

[@fkrkf]

A one hit wonder king up there with the guy who did "someone I used to know"

[@XMillyyX]

@@fkrkf and astronaut in an ocean

[@polysided1]

​@@fkrkfthe history of japan, and i'm still a piece of garbage would like to speak with you.

[@ChuckMucklewashere]

@@fkrkfhe has many hits, listen to mount saint helens, long long long journey, I can play

[@Gorbisaki]

It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while

[@TheWizdWiz]

It is a requirement to watch this video at least once every year

[@anthonymorandi9005]

It really is

[@furryStartwigzJR]

This is the tenth time I've watched this

[@wooshie1524]

@@TheWizdWiz more like once every month

[@Kai69123]

Literally

[@PrinceKinz]

"Sike, they both get angrier" Forshadowing to what is happening right now

[@user-yo5lr5jy2e]

It forshadowd like 5000 wars since then

[@emmersonzant530]

literally looking for thing comment

[@jacobp7]

Except it was Zionist leadership that accepted the plan while Arab leadership rejected and subsequently launched a war against Israel upon its creation

[@Ttegegg]

John. that’s been like that way for a century by now.

[@user-eq5vy4he7w]

it's not foreshadowing it's been that way forever

[@kiwijoe1926]

I watched a 2 hour documentary in school about how Buddhism came to be. bill: sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that were all dying.

[@boogerrrrr]

Plot twist: bill is the buddha and he is sharing his knowledge

[@namorthegoat1215]

Plot twist: bill is your mom

[@shaqattack297]

Plot twist: bill is the dying

[@sleepywall7294]

plot twist: bill is bill

[@estunpul]

Plot Twist: Bill got a 2000 dollar bill because he’s more billier than bill who is more billier than bill but no one beats bill wurtz

[@hannahcompton1200]

“i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat” *shows plane*

[@SunlightonMoon]

A plane is basically a flying boat.

[@robinyeah4134]

He showed an Ekranoplan.

[@Maukiki]

Welcome to Bill Wurts's then.

[@wtlf1026]

Cryo Genocide: A plane is a glorified bus with wings.

[@LinairOCE14]

bill wurtz in a nut shell

[@soubruno]

I remember when I first got to know about this video... at the time I didn't speak English at all. Then I promised to myself I'd learn it just so I could watch this masterpiece. Here I am a few years later. Every minute of this journey was worth it.

[@CeraisianAlchemist]

I'm so happy for you!

[@matthewgabrielse205]

Was it

[@The_Joshuan_Empire]

​@matthewgabrielse205 yes because of this mastapice

[@wmfbmp5743]

beautiful

[@UnprejudicedKing]

very valid goal. good shit

[@jdh9419]

7:39 “Heyyyy” said the romans, eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast

[@TheeBananaGuy]

Thanks for invading our homeland said the Jews who were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland

[@mak.1ps]

"Oops half of europe just died" Dude i hate when that happens

[@jathor1598]

Proffesor Pantheon relatable

[@TempestRex_]

That’s the worst man

[@noble7superman637]

I feel you, just when I thought I could leave it alone for a few hours

[@monolophosaurus]

"Ugghhh, I slipped on Hiroshima causing it to be hit by Two Nukes."

[@karimecolettadominguez]

I hate that you made me chuckle

[@goat9551]

Me: Connects to internet Chrome: “And the dinosaurs are gone”

[@user-gc2cv6qw6i]

PPPFFFFFFFF-

[@user-gc2cv6qw6i]

*W o t*

[@user-gc2cv6qw6i]

Countryhuman Nazi. That’s what I mean by it.

[@user-gc2cv6qw6i]

skunkii •~•

[@ewilljack6668]

And the mammals are here 🐺

[@funnyhappystudios]

*”TASTE THE SUUNNN”* sounds like something you would find in a soda ad

[@katzo1558]

Taste the rainbow!

[@nancyspeck6009]

oranges

[@mykeyboardismelting6856]

sunkist

[@themelonapocalypse5098]

cant wait for the thing inventor to drop in 4 years

[@syrianadventuresIraqi]

I agree

[@zenothemeano4381]

Spoiler Alert: It's AI!

[@TheOldCryptid]

we already got it. its ai. just wait until it makes the thing inventor inventor

[@pi3.14etc]

​@@TheOldCryptidtf how did i find a 17min old comment on a 6yr old video

[@pumba3368]

@@pi3.14etc hey, its still popular

[@alfieee2279]

“Except Britain because they don’t feel like it” is the most British phrase known

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

ZX Jumpbug let me fix that sentence for you “Yep, mate. We’re all stubborn gits, lad.” sorry for the stereotypical sentence

[@Steven-ly9ei]

As a British person I can confirm that is precisely our attitude about most things

[@OnlyGrafting]

@@Steven-ly9ei any small change is seen as unnecessary at first. That's basically an aspect of British culture. Plus a continental currency would cause issues if one nation had issues so it was also good to stay out of it, can't have Germany bailing everyone out can they?

[@eyyy3942]

My god 666 lukes

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

Andreyaaa omg 666 lukes

[@MK-fp5ns]

Someone: "Hey Bill what's your favorite time period in history?" Bill: "yes"

[@denamo8609]

yes

[@ishikamahjabin6198]

Im the 1K like.

[@MrZeek-ce7nj]

M. Kantak Can you please tell me we’re this “Yes thing is coming from?”

[@panzerfich]

​@@MrZeek-ce7nj I don't personally know but my first time hearing this "Yes" thing is when I heard a your mom joke

[@spaceroxmai9449]

Y e s .

[@peterjanssen8100]

I quote the following FAR too often: 0:11 “HOW did this happen?” 2:13 “Thaaat’s land!” 2:44 “taste the Suuun” 5:02 “Sociiiety” 8:29 “HELL YEAH, now we got BUSINESS” 13:53 “Stolen!”

[@TheeBananaGuy]

3:02 the sun is a deadly laser

[@JWatsonMusic]

For me it's 'that's just where he lives'

[@abman9824]

we can make a religion out of it

[@theaaronsirota]

2023: AI gets better 2028: Thing-inventor invents the thing inventor, thinks the thing inventor (the technological singularity). This video has been right so far, I don't see why it would stop.

[@imhuman3149]

teacher: why isnt the sun killing us me: *raises hand* teacher: go ahead tim me: blanket.

[@kauserwahid9106]

Lol

[@ozzni1]

I'm taking back the blanket cuz y'all couldn't behave

[@nova_jerm5647]

@@ozzni1 please don't ill be cold

[@baileyb234]

@@ozzni1 yeah wtf man we will be cold

[@CumMaster3000]

@@ozzni1 yeah dude itll be cold

[@kggaming792]

I love how this video just goes form astronomy to physics to chemistry to biology to paleontology to archeology to history to engineering EDIT: WHY THE HELL IS THIS STILL BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS

[@PortugalZeroworldcup]

Archaeology is important for everyone

[@TheBlueMarbleItself]

No offense, but it’s more like this: Intro: 0:00-0:12 Origins: 0:12-0:50 Physics: 0:50-1:32 Chemistry: 1:05-1:37 (Overlaps with Physics & Astronomy) Astronomy: 1:28-2:00 Geology: 1:50-2:15 Biology: 2:15-4:00 Paleontology: 2:50-3:56 (Within the Biology section) Archaeology: 4:01-6:05 History: 4:10-18:52 Engineering: 14:50/18:00/18:34-19:20 Outro: 19:21-19:26

[@fkrkf]

To social commentary

[@pinksyyessman]

To btw where the hell are we?

[@ignaciogramsch7194]

​@@TheBlueMarbleItselfwell physics explain the origins, don't they?

[@Censeo]

I wish someone made a comprehensive playlist with videos going in depth about everything mentioned in this video. I just watched a movie length video about the cambrian explosion which made me think of how every 5 seconds in this video probably has some long educational video on KZbin.

[@dallaschavez1621]

Watch overly simplified he’s funny and similar style with history

[@BD-mb8ol]

Totally. You can search up AP World History Review and get videos reviewing the most important things that are mentioned in this video and more. The best beardos Freemanpedia and Heimler's History have short and entertaining videos on this biggest things in history from the year 1200 to modern day. Crash Course can also be good. As for in-depth explanations, your best bet may be documentaries and Britannica.

[@AmaraEmme]

Extra History is an entertaining animated history channel, and they have a playlist of all their videos kzbin.info/aero/PLhyKYa0YJ_5Aq7g4bil7bnGi0A8gTsawu&si=6eH3TTmlJtVFf7I5

[@alexmunro4685]

brb gonna do this

[@wanali4504]

I love how the sultan of Oman living in Zanzibar gets about as much screen time as WW2

[@prowlinality]

i love coming back here as i learn more history and going "hey i know that!!"

[@tntdineamite5091]

same

[@Bob78]

sounds like it should be a jingle

[@metotheworldisadeadlylaser2216]

Same it's great

[@audenisarat8179]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS

[@Drakeawake]

Same lol. I'm watching the video and I'm like hey I learned this in school lol

[@aamon3]

"A guy who's popular and arrested and killed for being popular which makes him more popular" Best description ever

[@ethhaan353]

you could make a religion out of this!

[@joshual.7900]

Ethan Lee *no, don’t*

[@beanman5323]

I like how you guys are only using lines from the video

[@hypersaw0yt67]

@Rem Sama let's do a crusade

[@SparseB]

Rem Sama come oooon, I know want to do it!

[@westoonc]

5:35 “Knock knock or Clop Clop it’s the people…with the horses, and they made an empire!” *and then everyone else copied their horses* Most underrated joke imo

[@PaperClipping7412]

“GREEKS”

[@VCraze]

Love how Canada wasn’t even mentioned once

[@IUseRandomPfps]

that's probably a joke in of itself

[@culturanerd4877]

Yes, history of Canada Is basically: British and french find Canada. They created colonies here Canada got Independence.

[@christopherharper9289]

Despite all their massive war crimes

[@nancyspeck6009]

because it doesnt exist

[@wakeparalysis]

So far Australia hasn't either despite having quite a bit of history Edit: k they briefly jus mentioned australia

[@zee2775]

Bill Wurtz: (says something) Everyone: We can make a religion out of this.

[@jazepol]

no, don't

[@user-xz3sm2vm7n]

Late squad

[@joshual.7900]

@@jazepol *how bout I do anyway?*

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

We can make a religion out of this

[@zee2775]

@@TheScaredLittleScholar so we make a religion about making religions?

[@marcusgrotenfelt4075]

Humans: ”Lets have a quiet minute to honour some dead guy” Bill Wurtz: ”Lets have a quiet 0.000016 of a second to honour half of Europe”

[@DoenerKritiker]

Unrated comment

[@fl3m1n9o4]

@@DoenerKritiker *underrated smh

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

Quiet* x2

[@cmelo444]

I'd like it but it has 666

[@thebacongodfather777]

Don't you mean 160 microseconds

[@EverythingStudiosLive2024]

10:11 "but the Northeners or 'Norse' if you don't have much time" always makes me chuckle!

[@GabrielLopez-ve9jv]

Timestamps of the "History of the Entire World, I guess" I guess. 0:01 Intro Before 0:11 Before the Big Bang 14 BYA 0:12 Before Time and Space 13.9 BYA 0:28 0:35 Quantum Fluctuations 13.8 BYA History of the Entire Universe, I guess 0:46 The Big Bang 13.7 BYA 0:48 The Universe forms 13.7 BYA 0:51 Up and Down Quarks 13.7 BYA 0:53 Space 13.7 BYA 0:55 Time 13.7 BYA 0:57 Gravity 13.7 BYA 1:00 Dark Matter 13.7 BYA 1:01 Universe temperature at 10^32 Kelvin = Very *H O T* 13.7 BYA 1:04 Protons and Neutrons 13.7 BYA 1:08 Electrons 13.7 BYA 1:12 *H O T* 13.7 BYA 1:14 Hydrogen Nucleus 13.69 BYA 1:16 Helium Nucleus 13.67 BYA 1:18 Hydrogen and Helium Atoms 13.65 BYA 1:20 The Universe is filled with regions of Hydrogen and Helium gas 13.63 BYA 1:23 Dense regions of Hydrogen and Helium gas collapsed under their own gravitational pull 13.61 BYA 1:28 First Stars form 13.6 BYA 1:31 First Elements of the Periodic Table 13.59 BYA 1:32 First Stars die 13.59 BYA 1:35 Supernova 13.59 BYA 1:36 More Elements of the Periodic Table 13.59 BYA 1:38 Nebula 13.59 BYA 1:39 New Interesting Stars 13.59 BYA 1:42 Nebula pt. 2 13.59 BYA 1:44 The Sun (Sol) forms 4.57 BYA 1:45 Foundation of planetary bodies 4.565 BYA 1:49 Formation of Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune 4.56 BYA History of the Earth, I guess Hadean Eon 1:50 Formation of Earth 4.543 BYA 1:52 Earth-Theia Collision 4.5 BYA 1:55 Formation of the Moon 4.5 BYA 1:58 Late Heavy Bombardment 4.1 BYA Archean Eon 2:00 Water arrives on Earth 4 BYA 2:04 Earth cools down 4 BYA 2:07 First Rain on Earth 4 BYA 2:09 Earth becomes an Ocean/Water World/Planet 4 BYA 2:12 Land appears on Earth 3.3 BYA 2:14 Life appears on Earth 3.7 BYA 2:21 L.U.C.A. 4 BYA 2:23 Primordial Soup 4 BYA 2:28 Axesexual Reproduction 4 BYA 2:31 D.N.A. 2:36 Photosynthesis 3.8 BYA Proterozoic Eon 2:44 Great Oxidation Event/ Oxygen Catastrophe 2.3 BYA 2:47 Huronian Glaciation 2.4 BYA 2:48 Sturtian Glaciation 720 MYA Phanerozoic Eon Paleozoic Era 2:50 Cambrian Life 541 MYA 2:55 Cambrian Explosion 541 MYA 3:00 *The Sun is a deadly Laser* 601 MYA 3:05 Ozone layer forms 600 MYA 3:14 First Plants on land 470 MYA 3:16 First Insects on land 480 MYA 3:22 First Animals on land 375 MYA 3:26 First Hard Shelled Eggs 200 MYA 3:38 Permian Life 298.9 MYA 3:42 The Great Dying/Permian-Triassic Extinction Event 251.941 MYA Mesozoic Era 3:44 Survivors of the Great Dying 251.88 MYA 3:48 The Dinosaurs appear 230 MYA 3:51 Chicxulub Meteorite 66.1 MYA Cenozoic Era 3:52 Chicxulub Impact/Cretaceous-Paleogene Extinction 66 MYA 3:56 Mammals rule the Earth 65.9 MYA 4:01 Man's Ancestor starts walking upright 7 MYA 4:06 Homo Habilis invents stone tools 2.8 MYA 4:08 Homo Erectus invents fire 1.9 MYA 4:10 Homo Erectus invents talking 1.5 MYA History of Homo Sapiens, I guess Stone Age 4:13 Homo Sapiens 300 KYA 4:15 Homo Sapiens conquer the Old World 60 KYA 4:16 The New Word not conquered yet 21 KYA 4:17 Ice Age 20.5 KYA 4:18 Homo Sapiens conquer the New World 20 KYA 4:20 Ice Age ends 10.5 BYA Before Christ 10000 B.C. 4:23 Stone Age Homo Sapiens are Hunter-Gathers 4:26 Neolithic Revolution 4:27 Farming/Plant Agriculture 4:31 Social Hierarchy 4:33 Farming around the Globe 5000 B.C. 4:36 Metal tools 4:39 Better Farming in Mesopotamia 4:43 Animal Agriculture 4:45 Foundation of Mesopotamia Society 5:01 Mesopotamia Society 5:03 River Vallies 5:06 Taming of the Horse 3300 B.C. 5:08 Introduction of Bronze More coming

[@St4r5_f0r3vr]

My respect for you doing this 📈📈📈📈

[@Kyrkkk]

Omg wow

[@imsusaf2038]

History class: *takes an hour and a half to learn something* Bill Wurtz: pathetic

[@rosepetunia1829]

This is *_underrated!!.!!!!_*

[@henrylistanowsky9976]

@@rosepetunia1829 this got 118 million views?

[@candlaze_]

@@henrylistanowsky9976 they meant the comment.

[@henrylistanowsky9976]

@@candlaze_ still got 330 likes thats more than most comments

[@noahdavis401]

yeah in history we spend an hour and a half learning about very specific useless information, but this man gave us a knowledgeable lesson on everything that has ever happened in the universe in under 20. minutes

[@biliminsrlar5752]

World: *exists* Bill: _You can make a meme out of this_

[@ciaranfooty7720]

no dont

[@georgek4416]

no

[@electroblastz]

yes I agree

[@Justme2278j]

I’m the creator of this meme

[@wikansaktianto9215]

We can make religion out of this.

[@mxmschae]

7 years today since this piece of cinema dropped.

[@owenlewis4466]

Yo that means this dropped right before someones WHAP exam 7 years ago.

[@victornovak363]

10:35 feels so out of place, I love it

[@katicagrund8320]

School: *1 year* Bill wurtz: *19minutes 26seconds take it or leave it*

[@mxphxsto8334]

Lmfaoo

[@luke6680]

Lmao

[@joshual.7900]

I’ll take it and make a religion out of it

[@reshwik2672]

play the video in 0.5 speed to understand

[@sushilamb1702]

Double the speed

[@KJisdope]

“Let’s have world peace!” “...sike” That just sums up the entire world

[@LutasticLu]

Too true

[@Watso75e]

We could make a reli- No don't

[@lindadianawati9064]

@baimk3ce what?

[@cyberhexreal]

@baimk3ce sorry i dont speak majapahit

[@eggboi7460]

Ye

[@Samuel-sg2iv]

Man im gonna be so sad when someone makes a part 2 to this video in a 1000 years. And i'm not gonna be around to see it.

[@KaraLin_Gacha]

My favorite parts: (I'm watching this a school. It's my only entertainment.) 3:01 - 3:06 "Hey can we go on land?" "NO" "Why?" "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER" "Oh ok" 3:43 - 3:45 "Oh fuck everything's dead now" 3:50 - 3:52 "Yeah it broke apart, yeah don't worry about it, it does it all the time" 4:26 - 4:34 "Fuck it time to plant some ✨Grass ✨" "Look at this, I control the food now" "Now everyone will want to be friend and live near me" "Let's all build houses- except mine is bigger because I control the food" 5:11 - 5:18 "Tried of using, LAME, SAD, METAL?" "Introducing" "✨BRONZE ✨" "Made with special ingredient ✨TIN ✨ from the far lands of ✨TIN LAND ✨" "I don't know, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it." 5:48 -5:55 "New arrivals in India" "Maybe it's those horse people I was talking about or their cousins or something???" 6:57 - 7:05 "Time to conquer of all ✨INDIA ✨" "Or-" *Interrupted* "Or most of ✨INDIA ✨"

[@168Ms]

I'm scared to blink and miss a whole century.

[@elianafanders2037]

I agree

[@yupbrookeishere5681]

I blink for one second and half of Europe died.

[@luukue8694]

Am i cooked?

[@cheeseisprettyfrickinnice6223]

Wink each eye that way you can still see

[@hodaabdi2558]

me

[@thedogethatgames]

Honestly, the funniest part for me is how this turns from a science lesson to a history lesson

[@han-tyumitheconfusedcyborg1656]

Science and history go hand in hand

[@ashtonanimations974]

lmao I just realized that

[@robertoo510]

Idk what else it could have been tbh since those two things encompass everything that’s ever been lol

[@NoobEmpire979]

some reason i like this lol 5:49

[@NoobEmpire979]

Also that 9:05

[@oakkens]

this video is probably on the golden record being carried on the voyager

[@kimmorris9664]

It’s glitching

[@jayminyoel7911]

@@kimmorris9664they fixed it

[@kimmorris9664]

@@jayminyoel7911 and when they fixed it, they put a copy of this on board.

[@EzriBenceChowChengTemasekjc]

I'm leaving this for later 0:48 Creation of the universe 1:30 First star 1:51 Introduction of Earth 2:08 Flooding alert 2:15 Life in the ocean 2:50 Cambrian explosion 3:16 Animals on land 3:52 Dinosaur extinction 4:13 Humans 4:40 Bronze age 4:46 Society 5:40 Spread of chariots 5:52 Arrivals in India 5:56 Hinduism 6:05 Iron Age 6:08 Isrealites arrive in Isreal 6:16 Spread of colonies 6:21 Empires conquering each other 6:28 Buddhism 6:35 China breaks 6:43 Alexander the Great conquers Persian empire 6:51 Macedonian empire breaks 6:57 Chandragupta conquers India 7:16 China puts itself back again 7:39 Roman empire 7:46 Christianity 8:12 China breaks again 8:22 China puts itself back together again 8:24 China breaks again 8:36 Christianity becoms legal 8:40 Constantine moves the capital 8:46 Golden age of India 9:00 Fall of the Roman empire 9:16 China puts itself back together again 9:25 Islam 9:49 Islamic golden age 10:05 French king becomes 'King of Roman empire' 10:18 Greenland and Iceland's names mixed up terribly 10:34 New kingdoms 10:51 Crusades 11:16 Invention of gunpowder 11:18 Mongolian empire 11:22 Fall of the mongolian empire 11:27 Tonga time 11:38 King of Mali shows off 11:42 Christians drive out Muslims 11:50 Black death 11:56 Majpahhitt 12:09 Renaissance period 12:12 Byzantine empire gone 11:27 Christopher Columbus 12:57 Ivan the great 13:08 Protestant reformation 13:20 Ottoman empire 13:24 Ivan the terrible (not Ivan the great) 13:27 Portugal conquers the Indian ocean 13:40 Dutch start colonising 14:04 English - French war 14:14 The US declares independence 14:25 French revolution 14:39 Napoleon 14:46 Latin american independence 14:50 Industrial revolution 15:03 Britain colonises India 15:30 Even more technological advancements 15:37 Abolition of slavery 15:46 Colonisation of Africa 16:04 Spanish - American war 16:24 World war 1 16:30 USSR established 16:39 Israel established 17:03 The great depression 17:04 Hitler born 17:08 Japanese empire 17:18 End of WW2 17:21 Pacific Showdown! 17:32 Independence of India 17:50 Communist China 17:57 Korean war 18:12 Cold war 18:18 First man on the moon 18:24 Decolonisation 18:27 Racism is bad 18:34 Population boom 18:41 USSR falls 18:49 9/11 19:20 THE END

[@drdandy5680]

Teacher: If you’re so smart summarize the history of the world Him: *_INHALES_*

[@aixide]

Lol

[@Mwheeler1227]

😂

[@JasonBlooey]

Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space.

[@drdandy5680]

Training Wheelz I bet this guy can summarize the history of space Wait...

[@belledonnas]

Dr DanDy LMAO

[@namelessking4146]

“Whoops, half of Europe just died.” The casualness is great

[@dagerman1139]

We can make a religion out of half of Europe dying.

[@alexanderarrington2393]

No don’t

[@Endmoonyearsago]

DaGerman yes do that

[@carteriffic1681]

Perism

[@carteriffic1681]

Get it? Perish? Die? (cries silently)

[@RinguTarry]

Time for my monthly rewatch

[@merijn5470]

After many times watching this video, I spotted one mistake. At 14:24 it is said that Louis XIV got his head cut off during the french revolution, this is however not true(as I am sure someone already pointed out). Louis XIV, also known as The Sun King, died in 1715 as an absolute monarch. Louis XVI is the king that the video is referring to.

[@DeanTBO]

"6:00 you can make a religion out of this" "6:34 you can make a religion out of this" "7:52 you can make a religion out of this" "9:35 you can make a religion out of this” “14:30 you can make a reli- no don't"

[@joshual.7900]

*How bout I do anyway?*

[@lilac_reed]

@@joshual.7900 gen z be like

[@joshual.7900]

@@lilac_reed I am Gen Z actually

[@sandeepchaudhary1239]

explon plez

[@duhontheguy]

@@sandeepchaudhary1239 Basically Robespierre got real spicy with controlling the whole revolution and shit and made a full on religion about himself, called the "Cult of the Supreme Being", everyone was like "Wth no" and cut his head off after shooting him.

[@s0nn1]

'"Let's save the planet!" Said everyone not knowing how.' Love him or hate him, he's spitting fax.

[@M0CH4_CUP]

Dont fry your brain again Denki!

[@connie2263]

no printer, just *faxs*

[@LeeMaitland]

The world will be fine, it is people, and the other life on Earth that is screwed, and besides we know how to save it, there are just too many people unconvinced that the world is worth the effort to save.

[@dkhual07]

"Use metal straws" they said

[@starkolixx]

Why denki this isn't the place I would expect to see you....but then again I can see you watching this

[@dukeofcurls3183]

the part at 17:41-17:50 used to be so funny to me now it just makes me sad (it is still funny tbh it's just that recent developments in regards to that specific issue have been so soul-crushing)

[@jayminyoel7911]

war there is nothing new I suppose now is the time the Russia well has run dry, and now people have found a new war for them to be racist to both sides

[@TheNetherLord5240]

I take a pilgrimage to this video every month and i won't stop until i can quote it all

[@ryanjameson8959]

Bill Wurtz: *"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"* The Internet: "We can make a religion out of this"

[@joshual.7900]

*”Not anymore, there’s a blanket”*

[@bigguy2016]

That’s how every it gets

[@Zayki]

I wish I could be as grossly incandescent

[@AAAA-wi2ul]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnzWmayup6lmeaM

[@AAAA-wi2ul]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnzWmayup6lmeaM

[@PourLeCorps]

“Europe hasn’t had a war since the last war” Well, yes that is how that works

[@tarrahforcier477]

"Well that just sounds like no war but extra steps"

[@JonhyBritschkaIs50percentGay]

hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@kiranmkota]

thatsthejoke

[@duck3819]

Ye-yes, that's how war works

[@solshields]

Cause the next war was 'world war'. The title of 'world war' implies there hasn't been a war involving numerous countries before.

[@aatifshawkat7712]

'Sike they both get angrier.' ⏩2024

[@seazeiscool]

this is the greatest video on youtube and i dont think anything comes close. a summary of Literally Everything ever, it has so many memorable quotes and jingles and the editing is just shockingly high effort i cant imagine how this was made, and the small musical touches are Perfect and its funny and engaging for the entire duration also the context of the video like, this guy made

[@erincb9499]

Some stars burn out and die Bigger stars burn out and die with *_PÁSSION_*

[@mgnjoker1624]

Seems like every 14 year old who thinks there stats and when they die they think they will be remembered

[@labdaouizouba5362]

And it makes brand new way crazier shit

[@labdaouizouba5362]

@Bonnie Bon Gacha u deserve more likes

[@halicusnguyen8864]

*_PASSION INTENSIFIES_*

[@pineapple3171]

*POW* 🤯

[@littleferrhis]

When your world history test is in 20 minutes and you haven’t studied.

[@KingFlame-dh8rs]

littleferrhis Then After u have 34 seconds To Panic and realize none of it taught u what u learn in school because school goes way to in-depth about everything...

[@brianaromero8101]

how i feel with APWH..

[@t.e.a.r.3429]

_"Bcz, that the way, I like to live my life... And I feel like everything's gonna be fine."_

[@demmatterseducer5667]

I made a 98 page presentation about the history of the world with this video as a base

[@demmatterseducer5667]

Got an A :)

[@reverseetc]

God I wish you'd kept making these. I understand it'd have been an impossible investment of time and energy - and a huge risk, hard to improve on perfection - but wow, so many years later and this is still miles ahead of anything else in its field.

[@abbymeese753]

Dude 7 years ago…I feel old now. I come back every few months to rewatch it.

[@prasanth2601]

The rare crossover of chemistry, physics, geology, paleontology, human history and art. In short a true masterpiece that can't be replaced by anyone.

[@shibe_gaming]

Don't forget astronomy

[@32rq]

And pretty good prediction of the future, with AI (the thing inventor).

[@donovantheplayboy599]

4 days ago!?!!?!?!? I thought I was alone here

[@tenshyuki]

Theology as well

[@prasanth2601]

@@donovantheplayboy599 nope

[@parkerwoo4234]

Teacher: So explain world history Me: Yes

[@SydneyPawYT]

Just gonna take 20 mins

[@justtalia7114]

So, first-

[@photo_shop_sophia29_c_a_t14]

yeah same idk if we need history class i mean this explains everything

[@davinyosefcandaba5442]

everything Bill Wurtz said in: the history of the entire world, i guess + some timestamps 0:00 to 0:28 intro hi you're on a rock floating in space. pretty cool, huh? some of it is water fu## it actually most of it is water I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat it's sad im sad I miss you how did this happen? a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere, when? never. MAKES SENSE, RIGHT? like I said it didn't happen. nothing was never anywhere that's why it's been everywhere it's been so everywhere you don't need a where you don't even need a when that's how every it gets. 0:29 to 0:36 pause forget this. I wanna be something go somewhere do something I want things to change I want to invent time and space and I know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened I just don't know when to start. and that's exactly when it started 0:49 to big bang/creation of the universe, I guess I paused it I think there's a universe now what's it made of? quarks and stuff ah! That's a thing in a place, don't like it? try a new place, at a different time try to stick together because the world is gonna Become bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full, and about kjghpillion degrees about no seconds later... great news! the quarks are now happily married in groups of three called a proton and a neutron there's something else flying around and it wants to join in but it's still too HOT about 10 minutes later.... big news! the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other some of them even doubled up PART 2 AT 5 LIKES

[@shady_pasta]

This is my all time favourite video online and probably started my interest in history. I come back to it often and I can quote almost the whole thing at this point lmao

[@6ripz]

Mom: why don’t you go outside? Me: *the sun is a deadly lazer*

[@polishlithuaniancommonweal2023]

Me when it’s a school morning

[@galaxydeathskrill5607]

Not anymore, there's a blanket.

[@saltandmoresalt6147]

Chicken *N o , d o n t .*

[@amielia5625]

@@galaxydeathskrill5607 crawls under blanket and refuses to move

[@galaxydeathskrill5607]

@@amielia5625 wait, which part was that from the video?

[@MrCastroBravo]

Parents: Go outside. Me: *No.* Parents: Why? Me: *The sun is a deadly laser.*

FortDozi parents:not anymore theres a blanket

[@joshual.7900]

*We could make a religion out of this*

[@nuggettheory3409]

Jens H. Ådnanes It’S a NuGgEt BlAnKeT

[@lilyanrs]

N o t A n Y mO re T h eR e S A BL a N k e t

[@Linki8uu]

Yeah sorry everyone have being stuck inside

[@TriangularPotato]

Someone: How many times have you watched this? Me: Yes.

[@redRuxx]

Happy Christmas to this video!

[@G.A.M.I.]

"The sun is a deadly lazer" "And the dinosaur are gone"

[@starguy8809]

My brain : And the dinosaurs argon.

[@kane2875]

Meanwhile,in the Ordovician Period... A star is a deadly laser! And Flat Landing went boom!

[@MandMs05]

@@starguy8809 And the dinosaur's argon

[@monodium8832]

Africa.

[@toumassatos5445]

@@monodium8832 wtf

[@joeh1776]

The amount of times this man said that China is back together and China is broken in the same sentence is absurd

[@lucyc5844]

was annoyed at him saying the Qin dynasty was Confucianism though. Literally *the* example of Legalism put in practice

[@j-koster1258]

Almost as absurd as the amount of times china got back together and broke again

[@user-iz6if2gp8y]

Why is important the mantion of this family in colossas video about the whole history. 12:54

[@johaquila]

@@user-iz6if2gp8y That's the Habsburg family. For a few centuries they were extremely important for the balance of power in Europe. At some point various branches of the family owned Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Hungary, and Italy. Also parts of France. The rest of Europe felt threatened by them (for good reason, of course), and this led to various wars. On this level of detail the Habsburgs didn't have to be included, but it made sense as it's something a lot of people learned a lot about in school.

[@user-iz6if2gp8y]

@@johaquila oh excelent stuff thanks

[@TheRobot13]

Happy 7th Anniversary! (we can make a religion out of this)

[@frogletfairy]

I come back to this video yearly since its release. It's my fav video on KZbin. Literally the only one I rewatch.

[@abdouoriordan9461]

"He's mad at jews for existing" gets me every time

[@starfall4824]

17:15 War on Germany wasn't about "saving jews"

[@ScienceFoundation]

Trust me, it's not just because they exist

[@user-hd5od5tx7k]

@@ScienceFoundation That because of old religion and the success of the jews at the time

[@ajayannamalai3623]

S t a r F a l l yea it was about land or something

[@thepotassiumqueen2137]

No!

[@ClarenceWashington-nv1hg]

‘Whoops, half of Europe just died.’

[@xxbeth_gamingxx8693]

Im from Europe and im offended ;-;

[@soraalolanvulpix7224]

@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 who r u talking to

[@xxbeth_gamingxx8693]

@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Nobody ;-;

[@soraalolanvulpix7224]

@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 I would like to visit Europe one day... seems like a nice place :3 Edit: I mean, I've seen images. and vids. Seems like a beautiful continent.

[@xxbeth_gamingxx8693]

@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Kewl :3

[@aamirazmi9029]

I accidentally watched this exactly on the 7th year anniversary yet I remember watching this in 2017

[@That_one_alto_saxophone]

7th anniversary of the video “history of the entire world, i guess” by bill wurtz.

[@thatredfokker]

"hi, you're on a rock, floating in space" "by the way where the hell are we" history repeats itself

[@yesno120]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5ukZ4d4bcZ1eMk

[@lovenimely]

@e bot

[@lovenimely]

@@yesno120 bot

[@rr.studios]

@@tufe4613 Eventually he stopped thinking

[@littlegaypweples8766]

“I miss you” I mean even more now

[@speedm222]

“Sike, they only get angrier” is the best description

[@levicourage2192]

Say Sike right now

[@ncrtrooper409]

Singu1arity Games Say joe right now

[@gospelidols1114]

"SIKE" *THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER*

[@TheGreatCooLite]

@@gospelidols1114 *OHHHH*

[@socktier6334]

speedm222 but Palestinians are right to be angry, imagine 70% of the population being told by foreign powers that they have to concede 65% of their land to only 30% of the population(which most of them only immigrated in the last few decades before 1948). It makes no sense. Nobody gives a fuck that their ancestors lived their thousands of years ago, it’s like saying America should give North America back to the native Americans.

[@kaneyt0]

I can't believe that it was 7 years ago today that this beautiful video was posted.

[@cathisseverdeen]

its the annual return of the ap world students for some last minute studying

[@BoroPhil7]

I like how 99.9% of the years discussed happened in the first 4 minutes and the other 0.1% were discussed in the latter 80% of the video. Puts into perspective how fast human history is compared to the history of the universe.

[@FennecTheSandWing]

oh yeah, this taught me more shit than every history class in my entire life

[@ygemkaa]

you mean tiny?

[@BoroPhil7]

@@ygemkaa I mean a lot of stuff has happened in the last couple thousand years alone.

[@lukeandliz]

It's almost like you can see when animals learned how to write...

[@orlkorrect]

Not really. We just know more about things that happened recently, so we can talk about it for longer. He spends more than a third of the video on the last 500 years alone. Although we have been racing along when it comes to climate change and mass extinction.

[@franxtheman]

Teacher: So who is ready to write a history test? Bill:Sharpening 20+ pencils

[@jett2451]

FRANX lol

[@hotelinjapan389]

Why would you write a test

[@evetownsend3007]

Omg it killed when 6ou said AN HISTORY OMG 😂😂😂

[@nobody1yearand130]

Write an history test?? An?? Write a test?? Wut

[@franxtheman]

@@nobody1yearand130 does it matter?

[@katto4703]

Using this to study for AP World

[@SMG5REAL]

0:07 “I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat *SHOWS A PLANE*

[@Nishian]

"some stars will burn out and die. some starts burn out and die with PASSION" - origin of supernova, by this genius.

[@mcmonkey26]

some starts* bigger stars

[@JamesTheAce0]

I'm gonna burn out and die with passion

[@flamingaish]

@@JamesTheAce0 Ok let's see

[@weebslime]

@@JamesTheAce0 you mean you get popular and die out of exhaustion?

[@fplfred]

"Genius is making complex ideas simple, not making simple ideas complex" - Albert Einstein

[@joshual.7900]

We could make a religion out of this

[@lizzyafton852]

Lmao

[@pikminologueraisin2139]

_old and funky german scientist

[@LynchtheFinch]

@@joshual.7900 no, don't.

[@greaseman6825]

Precious Fatoye onion hat

[@hedera1332]

"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER" - Me, every time the sun gets in my eyes whilst driving.

[@MetalSonic420]

7 years ago today.

[@elliesak6643]

History Teacher: I just developed a curriculum that only takes four years to teach a child all about the past! So fast right?!? Bill: Hold my juice box...

[@Lo_username]

AHAHAHA YEAH LIKE DAMN IT IS 1AM AND I JUST LEARNED ALL ABOUT HISTORY IN 19 MINS

[@Mxchiihxney]

@@Lo_username 19 minutes and 26 seconds

[@Lo_username]

@@Mxchiihxney oh right can't forget that- One second= 1millions years in dis video.... Or more-

[@qui-gonjinn6887]

@@Lo_username or less

[@Mxchiihxney]

@@qui-gonjinn6887 :0

[@Bundle_Exists]

Teachers: KZbin rots your brain Bill Wurtz: hold my beer

[@zamkowicz]

I get your point but my brain still feels kinda fried after watching this

[@jo_nm9484]

@@zamkowicz it's a lot of info 😂

[@zesty3137]

hold my mercury

[@bloopdaddy]

hold my history book you mean

[@justsyd7336]

Hold my entire life of history

[@Spencer_Funverse]

"buying a boat" *proceeds to show a plane*

[@Jakeee7Gd]

I did that you get 1 like while I get 0

[@Spencer_Funverse]

@@Jakeee7Gd some of my good comments get no likes while some get alot. i understand.

[@user-pc7gq2il7r]

That word "HOT" was SO dramatic i should play the drums ALSO i never heard of the permian extinction

[@softboideku8381]

teacher: you can’t learn the history of the entire world in 20 minutes.. me:

[@arksurvivor7372]

he's right you have to do it in 19 minutes 25 seconds

[@lendjudgment9432]

Hello im Donald trump i started world war 3

[@aedan6243]

Joseph joestar altern i know i read the news

[@lgwhwhqhgevr9321]

The Sage ASSUMPTION OF GENDER?

[@loserface3962]

i like trains

[@bostonsportszach825]

lil dicky: I made the best video about the earth bill: *hold my deadly lazer*

[@guardian7844]

Lucia you have a great talent at making things boring xDD

[@bostonsportszach825]

@Guardian lol

[@thewhistleblower8531]

Who the fuck is lil dicky?

[@sammack1890]

@@thewhistleblower8531 I was thinking the same thing xD

[@thereddick-suckingranter9314]

lil dicky is the worst "rapper".

[@Kktheboon]

HAPPY 7th BIRTHDAY

[@autismrizzard]

Like 4 years ago I saw this and became so obsessed I have the entire thing memorised

[@wizardshark2928]

Portugal: “We need spices no matter what” Native Americans: “Shoot.”

[@joshual.7900]

We can make a reli- *no don’t*

[@a2kvarnstrom80]

d o n t

[@kalecardenas9645]

What if native Americans made guns and shot every one

[@birddaddydetta]

S p e c e r i j e n

[@inneeds1ksubs320]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn7WnpiipdSUprc

[@vincentwincent]

Earth: *EXISTS* Bill Wurtz: *INHALES*

[@boogiewoogie343]

Meanwhile... Fact: Earth is round. Flat Eartherners: Hold my beer.

[@aestheticmajaa]

Hotel: *TRIVAGO*

[@pans0986]

444th like if you care

[@Cyver01]

Humans: *FIRST*

[@TheWidowStewart]

@@Cyver01 XD XD XD XD

[@SirFancyPotato]

Pov: the backstory to that one minecraft server

[@jojoo1702]

I come back to this like every 3 months like a ritual and tell all of my friends to watch it. I swear it's one of the best videos ever made.

[@ilikeducksalot]

5 years later and this video is still a masterpiece

[@unknowncarspotter]

agree

[@kekoa_g]

Agreed

[@DrinkDaPumpkinSpice]

Yeah

[@uyghurpatriot]

Agreed

[@aries3065]

facts

[@miasnx475]

“Germany’s back, featuring Hitler; the angry mustache model.”

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

"And he's mad at the Jews for existing".

[@Prox1matic]

"Japan is finally conquering the East. And they're so excited, they rape Nanking way too hard; they should probably just deny it."

[@excruciating9847]

*angry germans have entered the chat* jk

[@SuperZak75.]

No don't

[@sonicfon]

@@harrisonofcolorado8886 but he is actually jaw blooded. So this is why he killed youreselt.

[@AndrzejJyzik]

This one doesnt need autotune

[@Faethorne]

I watch this video like twice a year it’s fantastic