Click, Sleep, ASMR

[@no1trshcan]

The thing that makes Rift so special for me is how he always focuses on making YOU feel special. Not all of the viewers in its entirety all at once, but YOU specifically. Things like "I hope YOU are doing well" and this video especially where he specifically dedicates the video to YOU, that always makes me (and a lot of other people) very happy. Thanks man :)

[@kisque9904]

Damn, after many months since the upload of this video, he was still looking through its comments.

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

This is true

[@Cdog300]

It’s because w wall have our own personal ER that makes videos specifically for us

[@CharleenaPurcell]

He dedicated this to me. This video is for me and for ME only. He said it himself

[@TheWeir944]

This "Me" person sounds like they got it pretty good.

[@CharleenaPurcell]

Time stamp 4:00 for proof

[@Sleepyknight1]

Yeah nah, I think he was talking to ME

[@TheWorhik]

He said that to me too!

[@Winsancru]

Damn he be cheating on all of us he told me the same thing

[@TheGreenCouncil]

Has ER ever won KZbin awards? I feel like he deserves something shiny

[@kinghudson51]

Don’t creators get one at 100k or smth?

[@Username35345]

From what I understand, you get shiny plaques at 100k and 1M subscribers (And 5M and 10M I think). But you also have to be on a certain amount of different platforms to get your plaque. There are probably other criteria you must meet as well.

[@___._.__]

i bet if he wins one he'll make ASMR out of tapping it or something

[@spoofsleeps9511]

Only awards you get is silver plaque at 100k subscribers, gold plaque at 1 million and diamond plaque at 10 million Only youtuber to get another official youtube award is pewdiepie with the ruby play button at 50 million and another at 100million

[@Modernhabitus]

I remember when every KZbinr got one now KZbin is reserving it for the ones they like

[@manwithoutaplann]

Black microphones, black background, well lit face, good volume and quality of sounds... Top production quality from the guy

[@professionalinstigator3124]

Why expect less from the master

[@farinhote2442]

@@professionalinstigator3124 aplc bgn

[@ItsSeamless]

Who knew a guy with the name bruh bruh and an outdated meme could speak so seriously

[@jingbring6000]

Only the best from the best

[@manwithoutaplann]

@@ItsSeamless I don’t take criticism from people with gaming in their name with 10 subs.

[@ev3rst0rm]

we need an asmr video where er is just like “don’t mind me” and he just does a bunch of stuff without acknowledging the viewer for the rest of the video

[@jaxonmoon9815]

I second this

[@романеск]

^

[@shy.lo_]

Comment this on EVERY SINGLE VIDEO UNTIL IT HAPPENS

[@codyparker679]

He's probably 9nw of the only ones that could do this and be a quality video

[@johnhaygood4863]

I 100% agree with this statement

[@gnarwhal7562]

It continues to astound me how creative this man is He feels like the Beethoven of ASMR

[@empirecrumbles615]

ironic, since he suffers from hearing loss (at least in one ear) too

[@islandpunks749]

nah hes more like the clipping. of asmr

[@godwillreturn6367]

He's got the looks too.

[@fruitsn4ck]

@@godwillreturn6367 big facts cant sleep cus he's too cute

[@lukethykim9964]

@@godwillreturn6367 Beethoven was ugly as hell so I can’t tell if you’re complementing ER or insulting him by comparing him to Beethoven in that sense

[@prestonwebster6261]

I'm a music major. He opened up with taking notes about music and then told me he made this video specifically for me. *I don't think he was lying*

[@SexyFace]

did you trade that degree for financial debt?

[@SMASHINGGUITARS]

@@SexyFace I know I did. Don’t go to school for arts, you’ll spend way too much time and money not actually doing anything pertaining to your major or passion.

[@prestonwebster6261]

@@SMASHINGGUITARS I'll have a minor in English by the time I'm done, I'll be able to teach High School Band or English Lit. The debt is certainly real though 🤣

[@xaq343]

Okay but same though. It was definitely about me lol.

[@briannamoffitt7610]

I'm a music major too, studying to be a band director :> it is NOT worthless

[@gonnermleggies4813]

I listen to this while knitting socks. I zone out and by the time the video is over, I have half a sock done and no idea how I got so far. Its awesome..lol. I appreciate and love your work, ER. You saved my sanity/life a couple years ago. I hadn't slept well for months after my dad died, then my addiction counselor recommended ASMR and I stumbled upon your videos. I've slept peacefully every night since then. Thank you for that, man. Seriously. Goodnight, all.

[@voltadynam7cs705]

Wow, so sorry that happened! Wholesome story really. Sounds like you're doing well now though! Glad that ER's content has had such a positive impact on you!

[@contrastx_bbx9144]

Well his name is e r for a reason if you have an Emergency he will Relax you

[@mickeyhernandez1195]

Hell yeah, Bro. The Rift is like a lullaby for adults. He’s heaven sent..

[@vshockzi]

I remember the old Rift. The One who said “And before you ask, no. I will not choke the chicken. I do not engage in such violent behavior” years later, the same chicken has been decapitated and is being paraded around atop a drill

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

Drilling holes in the head is a perfectly valid treatment method-corvus probably at some point during the dark ages

[@PDog725]

@@the_protectorof_smols3563 it ain’t real it’s a rubber chicken

[@texugo_branco]

@@PDog725 rEAlly??? i DinT kNEw

[@PDog725]

@@texugo_branco r/whoosh

[@EeeTtt333_Eric]

@@PDog725 No you cannot wooosh him since you missed the joke three times. Once at the original comment and 2 times ar comments from that comment. Here I shall present the true wooosh. r/wooosh

[@jeremybrown7470]

I like how his videos reach substantial view count over time and not instantly because people save them for the time when they go to sleep

[@JdotCarver]

And you can re-watch them! They never go out of style!

[@australium7374]

@@JdotCarver his are built to last.

[@rs5570]

Or suicidal.

[@bobveinne2439]

Ephemeral Rift: The Movie.

[@sunnydog3620]

That will be ASMR history

[@CSNomad]

The Director's Extended Cut at that.

[@youwerebetteroffdead]

Written and directed by Uncle E

[@PsychoticMercy]

We agreed a few months ago that all his vids are actually a movie but backwards maybe he will put them all together just to live our fantasy or maybe we have to put it back together ourselves

[@LeafyReuploads]

@Dorian Redwine WRITE THAT DOWN *WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@Sebogscx]

Rubber chicken lost its head for our relaxation. RIP little fella.

[@stephanie1733]

F 😢🤧

[@lacho5093]

o7

[@ap0c4lypt1ca]

It’s okay :D rubber chicken cannot be killed through normal means, it will return

[@theepicbroski5691]

Time stamp?

[@duru1364]

This man is a nature one, my my! He doesn’t speaks too fast or slow, his voice is clear, soft and gentle. I can feel some sort of peace when he speaks, he’s making me listen to him and I’m not even making a point to his accent. Obviously he is the chosen one for asmr. Tingles everywhere~~

[@Qu4cks_4444]

I think we should all apreciate that people like him actually take the time out of their lives just to make these for us. So i want to say Thank You

[@Taylor-rq4fv]

😢😢h. 2:54:20

[@adamworoniak2798]

His coat movement reminds me of the happy camping trips with family, late at night, when I wake up and listen to the trees and the sleeping bags are shifting around peacefully. Kinda random but that's all I think of

[@moldysangwhich]

Damn thought I was the only one. I’m not one to like camping, but as a kid it was just that

[@rs5570]

That sounds like such a nice memory.

[@KrappyMusic]

All fun and games till they *stop* suddenly, with no warning or tracks.

[@raulrodriguez2309]

“I hope you are doing well” Me:☹️ “...more specifically splentastically well.” Me:🙂

[@backpfeifengesichtsyndrome3708]

@@pikel2827 her?

[@SwordGuy17]

@@pikel2827 her?

[@patt327]

@@pikel2827 her?

[@CDGHT]

@@pikel2827 her?

[@SenjiLol]

@@pikel2827 her?

[@MSDesignASMR]

The title is so true... I click when I see the notification... the video is being added to my sleep playlist.

[@vc_strange]

A sleep Playlist, that's a good idea idk why I never thought of that

[@TehBestSpartan4]

Yeah ,-,

[@EsuChiefCraig]

We ignoring the fact he's trapped the souls of the damned in an antique chest and just referring to them as "White Noise"?

[@walkingglasses6264]

Well maybe the souls of the damned make some damn good white noise?

[@moldysangwhich]

@@walkingglasses6264 Can confirm: they make damn good white noise

[@Valiantstorm551]

@@moldysangwhich where have you been we need you.

[@nemes1sx682]

Can anyone else not get over how insanely quiet it is because on other videos you can hear their A.C but, geez does this guys live in space??

[@jstarstudios7110]

Probably soundprooof walls lol. Your comment made me smile, though

[@venomessknight1250]

CLEARLY, he travles everywhere. and he is clearly in space duh. (im jokeing. altough he could be in a void though)

[@Saol.Alainn]

​@@venomessknight1250 I think you mean a Rift ;)

[@britishninja]

3 HOURS BINAURAL, as much as i love yours vids please take care of yourself and dont burn yourself out. I really hope this pushes you over 1 mil subs your art is awesome.

[@nickbrandt2915]

Burn out? This guy has been doing this high effort long content for years. Give the guy some credit. Burn out bows down to him.

[@gee_dubya]

@@nickbrandt2915 idk if burnout gets less and less debilitating over time but with uncle e it seems to be the case

[@megwillnot4815]

He probably did a couple a day and just edited all together. In fact. It's not even probably. Its definitely.

[@pimpslayer9109]

U must be new

[@pimpslayer9109]

@@megwillnot4815 how is it definetly? I think a vid like this he would film on one day edit on another and upload on the final

[@Caligulon]

For 10 years I would go to sleep while listening to episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000. That all changed once I found this channel.

[@fitchyyboi]

Mst3k gives me such good memories, man

[@machipoficial]

@@JEMA333 i

[@zamuy12479]

Anxiety tends to kick in at sleep time for me, but these videos just melt it away. I hope they bring you as much success as they bring your audience joy.

[@ChonkySenpai]

I cried when I saw the headless rubber chicken, but realized it didn't die. It just evolved into a higher being

[@jacob_ink5639]

r ip chkicven, ; we lu v d u soo o o muc h.

[@mariamccormack6903]

@@jacob_ink5639 I could state one of the many errors you made in that sentence but I won't.

[@fitchyyboi]

@@jacob_ink5639 Do you need me to call an ambulance

[@jacob_ink5639]

@@mariamccormack6903 im pretty sure that was the joke

[@ghostiewohstie674]

@@Wocksession why do you have to say “dum pride kid” just say “it’s a joke” and move on. Don’t be an ass.

[@DabbleDAM]

My man stood there for **3 hours** making this video. This guy has got a passion and motivation unlike anyone I have ever watched on youtube.

[@rs5570]

I think he takes breaks. The editing is seamless.

[@ordinarymagician3099]

ER: I would never hurt a human, a dog, a cat, a raccoon... Also ER: *Decapitates rubber chicken*

[@captainducktape689]

Does that fall into the catagory of human, dog, cat, or racoon?

[@Robert_Mends]

@@captainducktape689 in one video he specifically said he would not hurt or choke on camera the rubber chicken

[@damnation6713]

@@Robert_Mends Must have been an efficient death.

[@xenon464]

The chicken never died, it evolved

[@megumin9020]

Cyberduck : 2077

[@katx5884]

excellent timing as I've just laid down for a MUCH needed nap after many consecutive nights of listless sleep. thanks ER!

[@Gravvvyyy]

Who needs “sleep”. Intermittent resting is the way to go.

[@katx5884]

@@Gravvvyyy if my job allowed me mid-day naps I'd be alllll for that style of living my life haha

[@thinginground5179]

@@Gravvvyyy polyphasic sleeping Ftw

[@Gravvvyyy]

@@thinginground5179 da Vinci was a genius.

[@thinginground5179]

@@Gravvvyyy Yes

[@AmIinhellWhoknows]

As someone who watches your videos pretty much everyday while studying, thank you. Just... I can't even begin to put in words how much I appreciate your work. So I just wanted to give you a very sincere Thank you :)

[@michaelobriain1493]

Nice profile picture

[@TheDamisen]

Most asmr channels: this will be my longest video ever guys it’s 30 minutes long! ER: PATHETIC!

[@jasoncp3257]

Mans not bout that channel building grind

[@Orghoroth]

@@jasoncp3257 he doesn't need to try. He is male and older. Quality wise he should be by at least 5 m subs.

[@jasoncp3257]

@@Orghoroth tf does being a male and old have to do with anything?

[@Sylwing]

@@jasoncp3257 Can't clickbait

[@Cakeboy9000]

@@jasoncp3257 The old are too pure to clickbait. Also asmrtists just don’t clickbait

[@katauna7089]

This is a man who truely understands asmr and what it's for. When I first got into it it was a joke but now I really get it.

[@TheCasualGamer3578]

I love that videos like these are several hours long. My ideal Friday night is getting a lot of snacks and drinks together, getting my comforter, sitting in my chair with the lights off, throwing one of these on over my Bluetooth earbuds, and just playing minecraft until 4 in the morning, before going to bed and sleeping until noon. Its just to perfect.

[@Phoenix909TV]

I don't know if there has been a change of microphones or audio setup, but I feel like the sound is extra crisp and I love it! Especially when the difference is so clear when the sounds go left to right and vice versa, it's more immersive and efficient to create tingles to me.

[@jackiereynolds2888]

I have seen a lot of people try to successfully surf the ASMR wave, but out of a lot there are really only a few that truly deliver righteous work. My man here is one.

[@DystopianPersona]

All right, I've watched this video for a couple times and I feel I can safely say this is the best ASMR I've seen

[@gco2075]

I'm watching this guy for 3 years already, that's what I call dedication to the thing you do! The creativity of this guy is limitless! Thank you!

[@ProdAGee]

the box of white noise was a celestial experience for me. I tingled so hard I phased into another dimension.

[@zach6258]

The handheld fan noises are so underrated! They’re my favorite!

[@damnation6713]

Handheld fans are honestly sick. But when I saw the drill, I knew I'd fall asleep almost instantly.

[@_Jitterbug]

Its both the combination of high level awareness around the tools he uses and the sounds of personal human presence from the soft rustling of his jacket/blazer that really makes this slap for me.. he is an ASMR Doctor

[@MadCrazyCooI]

Still can't get over the fact that you make these fantastic sounds without monitoring the audio while doing it

[@Eastonman03]

Rift: “how about E-minor” Me: don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it My brain: “ Yeah E-minor, alright, yeah!”

[@TheBladeWolf]

Fitting that Patrick immediately falls asleep after that

[@hppsfttcmd]

@@TheBladeWolf fitting for the video

[@fel24thecat]

Ah yes, i love the interval and the sound of the E Minor note and G Major note, it sounds so good

[@Insanity_Potato]

@@fel24thecat solitude in e minor

[@Hangingbythread]

I'm really happy with the tuning forks because I usually find them annoying and loud but this is the first time I've actually found this satisfying.

[@connordash9189]

I feel like he is the best asmrist out there rn

[@zachlindsey5967]

Uncle E, you spoil us! I absolutely love it when ASMRtists spend a bit more time on each object like you did here, it's unexplainably more relaxing to me. Thanks :)

[@shushupyounaughtyminx4832]

These longer videos are amazing for background ASMR while I study or work.

[@cefb8923]

This. Sometimes I do like when he talks like Mall Cop ASMR and other times the rustling of the coat will relax me.

[@elgadi.m4420]

I really appreciate how the environment is quite and to the point ur really hear his breath and the texture of the clothes. Thank you

[@leokeatonn]

Rift just....his descriptions have a special way of making me smile. It's the oh-so-wholesome feeling of paternal love that just exudes from him in everything he does.

[@NoZoul1337]

My man just stood there for 3 hours straight giving us what we needed

[@JohnSTX]

I've seen almost every video he's released, and this is by far my favorite! I hope he continues to use props in his videos! The finding the right match, and chain link were some of my favorites triggers. Also, when he said Printer Paper, it was tingle heaven. Would love it if he also did a trigger word episode in the future. As always, amazing video and hope to see more like it in the future. Great job!

[@imCag3]

This video is "THE" most relaxing asmr video ever

[@philemoncarre2208]

Nearly 3 hours and zero ads ? You Are A God

[@user-gl5dp9em4l]

I like how he's so gentle, like you can skip ahead ten seconds and he'll still be touching the same thing

[@Snorlax893]

you lied to me ---('_')--- I I /\

[@crowsfyre]

I love the sound those leather gloves make because it reminds me so much of the creaking and crackling sounds the pine trees back in my hometown make when they sway in the wind. Nostalgia and tingles like crazy

[@cevune-8652]

My body: this is so relaxing My brain: but E major is a chord, not a note

[@Ceenth]

My thought exactly. :P

[@australium7374]

@Benjamin Torres it also could be a lock

[@sarahm3486]

why is E major so common

[@fel24thecat]

It’s also a key

[@jstarstudios7110]

OH I GET IT TAKING NOTES

[@jofish607]

Jack of all trades, master of none. But ER sure is better than a master of one.

[@TheAtomicPotato]

For the first time in my life, I can confidently say this comment is underrated.

[@zirppo4970]

@@TheAtomicPotato trueeeeeee

[@JOLIDESIR]

I literally grew up watching this man. I remember his videos helping me sleep through some of my darkest nights. Thank you 🙏🏾 ❤️

[@connorsmith2059]

So close to one million ER!! It’s been a long time comin. The quality of this channel is TOP notch.

[@Lygre]

Holy tingles, the fan at 17:00 really hit the spot!

[@wannabeimperator]

when the asmr is so good that u dont wanna fall asleep

[@Felix2011y]

I hate having to force myself to stay awake, to marvel at this art piece in full😊

[@CowomiX]

My mans was saying “This video is for YOU” while pointing to the demon behind me instead 😔

[@kaidzz9358]

Damn must suck XD anyway yo we got some milk left?

[@p4rt1cle]

Everyone deserves a good sleep I guess

[@soludiiy]

That sucks bro, you got left out

[@drenn.]

that's a shame, let's fuck

[@Sgt_Long_Dong]

@@drenn. k

[@HuxtableK]

Your Box of White Noise segment was so good that while I was listening on mobile, I had to go back and actually watch, since I wasn't sure what was going on. It's the best part of this video for me by far.

[@emjaygaa3490]

I love the fact He is really wearing something formally just for an ASMR video, how satisfying, He looks like a professional here- wait, He IS a professional.

[@notverypogchamp5064]

Ah yes, this uploaded while I'm studying and reviewing the Constitution before starting courses at a college. Big brain time lads

[@mohammad_atiah764]

He just stood there for three hours making these repetitive movements and sounds without getting bored or sleepy, and I just can't sit my ass down for more than a couple of minutes to study..

[@megwillnot4815]

No. He did a couple here and there and edited together. Goofy.

[@Ceenth]

No he didn't. 😂 There's like a hundred cuts in there.

[@fitchyyboi]

Sure there's cuts, but you can see this was made in a substantially short amount of time- beard, hair, clothes, lighting, mic placement, don't change. He did this in a few days at most, and I respect that. gOoFy

[@moldysangwhich]

@@megwillnot4815 The fact that you called someone “goofy” just made my day for some reason It’s like a wholesome older sibling playfully insulting you without trying to hurt your feelings

[@nickgir]

​@@moldysangwhichyou goofy too

[@damnation6713]

When I saw the drill and the tuning fork, I knew for sure this would be a God-Tier session. And oh boy, I was right.

[@PackersBearsFan3]

I've listened to this video the past few nights while falling asleep. Usually ASMR kinda loses its affect for me if I hear the same video after a couple of times but this one has been a complete masterpiece. This was awesome.

[@Houston_Smh]

ER deserves that 1 mill he’s fixing to get more than any KZbin I’ve ever seen. How can someone be so consistently creative

[@samuelluebbers4099]

I wanna know his biotin regimen, he’s faster than a chia pet

[@vampqueen8895]

😂😂 i love it faster than a chai pet you killed me lmao

[@thefuonk1351]

Get this man to a milly guys, he deserves it

[@Compitist]

I love how he doesnt look stressed even though this video is like 3 hours long.

[@Robert_Mends]

For some reason, this is my new favorite ASMR video from Rift. It's just super good and clicks for me! Thanks a lot Paul!

[@vetoleduc1]

Wow! You are the only one in asmr videos who understands: no harsh or loud noises, even involuntary, and no water sounds that wakes you up thinking you are peeing or the roof is leaking lol! You are the best!!

[@EvertvanIngen]

You know what's most interesting about this man; all his actions has an intro and an outro

[@CongaYT]

Writing down musical notes instead of actual ones.. you always brighten my day

[@GreyGhoul420]

I don't know if you need to hear this Mr.Rift but I'm glad you exist :)

[@VirtualNazgul]

Watching your channel nearly hit 1 million makes me happy.

[@VirtualNazgul]

The world is yours

[@LightofHope20]

I can't tell you how much I appreciate your ASMR ER, thank you! :)

[@TheGhostRonin]

The chicken drill absolutely killed me

[@Rhovanion85]

When i played the notes he mentioned I laughed so hard… this guy is truly a genius

[@SlimeyBaron]

wait what's it supposed to be? I don't feel like getting out my trumpet rn 😅

[@Oxijinn_]

How has this man not got 1 million subscribers yet?

[@rockythunder4458]

I think a lot of people find it weird but us subscribes find it perfect

[@thylakoto]

The clothing sounds are one of the best things about these videos for me.

[@TheDamnation12]

The sound quality of this vid is the best i have ever heard.

[@crylune]

Description: "my bright eyed and bushy tailed friend!" Guess I'm a furry now

[@smammy9581]

I’ve been a furry, it’s okay

[@SalvieSalv]

UwU

[@lunar4006]

@@SalvieSalv stfu pls

[@jacquesmarais5980]

@@lunar4006 OwO Swut Uwp Pwease

[@e.6z1]

@@SalvieSalv OwO

[@wild1won44]

So happy to see hes finally almost at 1 million subs!

[@deadaf6098]

The earliest ive been. Currently 1 am here. Perfect.

[@Modernhabitus]

No

[@shootingstar175]

@@Modernhabitus Yes!

[@BuffaloBeatle]

as a subscriber of 7 years, i can’t wait for you to get your million subscriber plaque. beyond overdue at this point!

[@Annemaj]

ER knows how to make good ASMR. I love his voice. Simple and smooth. Thank you 😍

[@carkey9502]

Me: awake at one in the morning ER: uploads 3 hour long video Me: *Guess I'll sleep*

[@wild1won44]

*3 hour video

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Comment matches profile pic 🎯

[@Kadonnnnnn]

KlickingKay ASMR that was just wrong to do him like that 💀

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

@@Kadonnnnnn 😁😁

[@PeterGriffin0012]

Me: You suck

[@leofox-white1793]

It’s always so jarring to go from ASMR to regular videos. Everyone’s so goddamn loud

[@og5984]

ikr lol

[@TravyBallerton]

As a musician I love the “writing some notes” part at the beginning lol

[@dareiospareios601]

As a neurologist I love the “Sqhishy Brain Massage“ part at the end lol

[@damnation6713]

As a high-schooler who has yet to even go to collage, I love the whole video.

[@thiccandridicc]

@@damnation6713 take a bunch of pictures while you're there and make a college. Get it? Everyone else will ;)

[@thinginground5179]

@@thiccandridicc collage**

[@finnryczek8161]

first i was like "oh neat he splitted the video in sections again so you can find your favorite part easy but they seem to be short this time" then i noticed "OH DEAR CTHULHU THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT 3 HOURS LONG?" Thank you so much ER i love your videos and you are my favorite ASMRtist. watching/listen to your videos every day and they are helping me a lot.

[@JamTheMan1000]

Anyone ever openly stated their appreciation for the fact he doesn’t use adds.. He sacrifices potential money from this as well. Thanks so much. Ads really throw off my balance to watching ASMR sometimes. You’re great!

[@DrBeetus]

Rift is looking pretty fly, I think it has to be said

[@thinginground5179]

Looks like some lucifer John wick type dude

[@Eli-ds3wh]

The way his hair is right now really makes him look like Rasputin, maybe an idea for next video? 👀 😂

[@TheOneAndOnly004]

I'm still asking you to do a "back of a schampoo bottle asmr"

[@Dhlldudupd]

Some of those words would be tingly af

[@justjerey8890]

Please uncle e

[@kalebtewodros]

How many times have you asked?

[@TheOneAndOnly004]

@@kalebtewodros Many times...

[@TheOneAndOnly004]

@@Dhlldudupd yessssss

[@desklamp6708]

I’m a big fan of the box of white noise, idk why but I really really like it. Every time I come back to this video it’s one of my fav triggers

[@dinen5000]

man, that brain massage was top tier. my brain has never felt so relieved.

[@thelemon0001]

Don't even put my brain back in again anymore, just to save you the effort.

[@thelemon0001]

But I'm a vegetable.

[@MrGegeca1]

im quite like a vegetable these days

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

How are you pyroclastic?

[@demetrius8184]

You're my spirit vegetable

[@cs7811]

@@thelemon0001 nice try but you’re a fruit

[@worldwidewebster6224]

RIP Rubber chicken. "You were good son, maybe even the best!"

[@damnation6713]

Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

[@prestonreynolds4820]

*shoots shotgun into the air 21 gun salute style twice* *salutes*

[@cello9876DN]

THERE HE IS! LIFE HAS A MEANING AGAIN! 🙌🏻

[@Eli-mb9uo]

can we just appreciate how my man put no ads the entire video😩🙏🏼

[@Alex-Proud-American]

Damn bruh I appreciate you takin ur time to help me sleep, you’re like a go to sleep habit for me so I don’t talk to myself and drive myself nuts. Thanks g