You really would think I'd have better things to do with my time, but hey ho, here we are. There were 40 games reviewed. The average for the boys was 3.5 and the girls came in at 3.8. So yeah, Violet was basically right. Boys scores/game count: 1 - 1 2 - 4 3 - 14 4 - 16 5 - 5 Girls scores/game count: 1 - 0 2 - 0 3 - 11 4 - 22 5 - 7
@RoseTintedSpectrum6 ай бұрын
Doing God's work
@BrooksterMax5 ай бұрын
Thank you putting together these stats.
@Kevthestoner3 ай бұрын
Love how both of those are over 50% :D They really seperated themselves from the review competition
@Xander-gu4eu4 ай бұрын
This is amazing. You have had me laughing for hours. I watched the Games Master binge, and then I came straight to this.
@Pvt.Parties4 ай бұрын
Rolf Harris. 😅 I'm fn dead
@maxmattt4 ай бұрын
Nam Rood was like an off-brand Adrian Edmondson.
@bleddjones4 ай бұрын
Guess you could say they reached the…BOTTOM…of the barrel…👀
@That_Revenant_Guy4 ай бұрын
They probably asked him to do it, and he told them to piss off.
@aftertheshowmoviepodcast4 ай бұрын
I spat out my drink when you said Nam Rood was a cross between a skinhead and a snooker player. Well played.
@counterfeitclone4 ай бұрын
No you never.
@brun47754 ай бұрын
I thought it was Lex Fridman before he started shilling for right wing tech bros.
@dinobotswoop4 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a knock off Ade Edmondson
@neilgodfrey26694 ай бұрын
The snooker player being Ronnie O’Sullivan
@DuggyDarko3 ай бұрын
He looks like Alexei Sayle with aids
@terrylodge48464 ай бұрын
I can't believe that at aged 44, I learned that "Nam Rood" was "Door man" backwards. That being said, it wasn't exactly relatable for a 12 year old. 😂
@Rougepelt4 ай бұрын
Drifted asleep to this after eating too much cheese in a hotel in Estonia, funny old life!
@jean-lucpicard55104 ай бұрын
😂 currently watching while drinking red wine with chilli and mince in the pan for later.
@matthewdunham6883 ай бұрын
Debated a pie while watching this after spending time wrestling a twix in Finsbury Park.
@Emil-Antonowsky3 ай бұрын
Fizzy cola bottles checking in.
@CaptainChard4 ай бұрын
Micro machines was amazing. I would spend hours making my own tracks
@tobysmith89254 ай бұрын
I've only recently discovered this channel, but thank god I did. The editing and commentary is hilarious. It must have taken ages to put this all together, but I am so glad you did. Keep up the good work, looking forward to working my way through your back catalogue 👍
@ScottishEVOwner4 ай бұрын
Thank you sir. Tears rolling down my face. Excellent job. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long while. Thank you again.
@TruckerJenkins824 ай бұрын
I'd just managed to get my four year old off to sleep. The problem was she was in my arms on the couch, proper uncomfy position and I decide to put this video on. I lasted 1 minute before i was in the middle of uncontrollable laughter, trying my best but to no avail to supress it. She woke up. I blamed earth's oldest teenager and his no-no bits. Feck me you're a funny bloke. Thanks for this absolute gold content.
@RoseTintedSpectrum4 ай бұрын
I'm sorry for waking the baby! May I suggest some soothing ZX Spectrum loading noises to get them to sleep?
@TruckerJenkins824 ай бұрын
@@RoseTintedSpectrum 😂
@ordinarystuff3 ай бұрын
@@TruckerJenkins82amstrad CPC 464 is also possible of soothing sounds
@JaymzCampbell4 ай бұрын
I've watched these episodes to death but this is a great excuse to... do it again! Thanks for the commentary!
@thesaintirl4 ай бұрын
Alan Partridge has used the expression "jurassic park" to say something was awesome.
@Zomerset4 ай бұрын
Brilliant video. Thank you. The commentary had me laughing all the way through. I had completely forgotten about this program.
@combatking04 ай бұрын
2:26:48 - Now the ball's in my court. Violet scans in Jaw Breaker, who has 4000 HP. The device is in either C1 or C2 mode, and now that it has a Warrior scanned in, it's waiting for a Wizard card. A Wizard card that Violet never picks up. So when she scans in the barcode from the cornflakes box and claims it gives her "4000 energy points", nothing has actually happened and she's just reading out Jaw Breaker's HP stat.
@peterdwyer61185 ай бұрын
"Big denim nightmare" woke my cat up with a huge lol.
@raggersragnarsson62554 ай бұрын
We only watched this because of Violet. Admit it. It was serious cringe even back then, but Violet saved the show along with our teen hormones wanting to see her on screen. This look back is very funny, thanks.
@uberbok4 ай бұрын
Ah memories! I went to school with some of these kids, which made your commentary extra fun!
@DarkBlissful4 ай бұрын
This was pretty jurassic.
@vermis83442 ай бұрын
Took place 150 million years ago? Feels like it.
@Grieva-SeeD-3 ай бұрын
Andy looks like one of the Weasley twins. I had totally forgotten about this program and man, does it really show that the target audience was younger than what Games Master targeted. Great vid though, had me chuckling all the way through.
@imaca65384 ай бұрын
I swapped super castlevania for dragons lair on the snes at the local swap shop. A decision that still haunts me today
@jean-lucpicard55104 ай бұрын
Emulation, you can pay for your sin via that route. If you have a semi decent PC
@imaca65384 ай бұрын
@@jean-lucpicard5510 of course, I’ve got multiple versions of it now. It doesn’t clean the despair from me tho, my kid choices
@elbiggus6 ай бұрын
Ambassador, with this nearly 3 hours of Andy Crane you spoil us!
@chebghobbi5 ай бұрын
^Found Andy Crane's KZbin account.
@Gargamel6164 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂The commentary is top tier!
@ActeonEtharius4 ай бұрын
I won't rest until Violet, Andy, the studio audience and fuck it, even Fresh are dragged kicking and screaming into a studio and they give me the exclusive on Rock Drummer 2. I'm not letting Bad Influence of all things be the genesis of trolling!
@leod-sigefast4 ай бұрын
Wow I used to watch this as a teenager...not so much by choice... more from lack of TV options, although looking back, the 90s were a golden age for gaming and this and Games Master were classics! Your dry humour really made it hilarious! Nam Rood definitely looks like he was a skinhead extra in edgy French noir classic La Haine (1995).
@neilok178474 ай бұрын
You're doing the Lord's work here
@Cunaverse17 күн бұрын
Hey I just wanted to comment to share my appreciation for the stuff you make, I started watching this straight after seeing your gamesmaster series and they have been so helpful over last few days for chill watching and laughs while dealing with insomnia Not sure how to describe it but your comedic style, commentary and editing combined with the cozy nostalgia of looking at older media has been such a joy and I appreciate you showing me something I wouldn't have discovered otherwise Cheers for all the effort you do and excited to check out next episodes
@kiphakes4 ай бұрын
You are a brilliant human. I've very much enjoyed finding your channel.
I can't believe they got away with that on a daytime kids show!
@Zomerset4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂different era of tv.
@Jizzlewobbwtfcus3 ай бұрын
I cannot believe I watched this in it's entirety in ONE go! Your visual and audio editing as well as your insults were hilarious :D Gona put some time aside tomorrow for series 2 GREAT JOB! :D
@alanrockunited4 ай бұрын
Nothing like having childhood memories ruined by a grumpy, sarcastic Northerner... Triassic!
@cull153 ай бұрын
This is a Jurassic moving screenshot. I Love your channel, it brings back so many memories 👍🏻
@mattfantastic99696 ай бұрын
FINISHED. An absolutely Jurassic video. Sad its over so soon
@RoseTintedSpectrum6 ай бұрын
Will be adding the other series over the next few days
@dacanesta4 ай бұрын
You are really, really, really good. Very well written and presented! Watched all 4 seasons of BBI (lazy) and gonna see what else you've got! Excellent stuff.
@tragiclantern4 ай бұрын
A while ago, I looked up 'furtler'. It is someone who cuts holes in life-size standees and, erm, enjoys themselves. Nam Rood was next level.
@jean-lucpicard55104 ай бұрын
So if I purchased a life size cardboard cut out of rachel riley and put in a flesh light in the correct area, would I be close to your description?
@TJCGAMING01Ай бұрын
Furtler means Techie. Not sure what you were looking up but it isn't that 😂
@tragiclanternАй бұрын
@TJCGAMING01 Oh! Well, I looked it up in the 90s as a teenager with no internet. It's possible I was misinformed! Yikes.
@burbercat35586 ай бұрын
2:17:25 The kid behind Andy on the right. I always kind of assumed the kids were probably playing something but that kid is looking right into the camera while he's pretending to play.
@alexojideagu4 ай бұрын
1:21:38 wow how did they get away with that on a daytime kids show on TV.
@thedemonkingdurst4 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I came across your content, scouting through the internet to find new things to watch can be so hit and miss but I've certainly found a hit here and one for which I'm sticking around for. Also, you've almost killed me off a few times making me laugh like an absolute mad man but if there's a way to go, it's not the worst 😂
@TheMacManiac4 ай бұрын
I did actually used to video tape my Mario paint masterpieces. Also played bill & Ted on the gameboy too. Love these videos, great trip down memory lane with awesome commentary, kept me in hysterics the whole way through. Big thanks to the video creators for this.
@brun47754 ай бұрын
Even as 9 year old who loved watching gamesmaster, I couldn’t sit through this show as a kid because the feeling of cringe was just too painful to bear.
@jean-lucpicard55104 ай бұрын
I get where you're coming from. It's too tame for my liking.
@simonRTJ4 ай бұрын
i might be wrong but i think Violet is responsible for the media kickback on false clams and scare tactics. shes always been a great voice in the gross media of misinformation.
@WDeranged6 ай бұрын
Violet was bang tidy.
@lofilevelling78302 ай бұрын
I'd Datablast her
@scopeh20064 ай бұрын
"Rolf Harris doesn't have much to worry about" If Rolf was in the studio, it would be everyone else worrying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mattfantastic99696 ай бұрын
Well, my morning has taken an unexpected twist. Here I thought I was going to be productive but no... I'm going to watch reviews of 90s british television.
@Ghostbusters-kk4lj4 ай бұрын
just stumble across your channel i don't even remember this show i grow up watching CITV i be 40 this year love gamemaster i remember Gamesville back on sky one
@TonySpike5 ай бұрын
Yes ....Nams name was actually explained by the actor that played him (think it was in the magazine but i cant remember, it only lasted 2 issues though so probably not) But it IS a play on how he lets you in the "back door" with his cheats ...hence Door Man
@Buster_Piles5 ай бұрын
Sounds very gae
@O-o-Azazel-o-O4 ай бұрын
"In this bizarre interlude, this woman makes this man sniff her feet" 😂😂😂
@TheInfiniteMiseryJumper4 ай бұрын
This is pure gold, hats off sir 👏 It's like my inner monologue learnt how to produce and edit KZbin videos in real time.
@NohStarАй бұрын
that ice hockey game was so good it transcended its genre
@colondnb4 ай бұрын
Seeing Axelay in ep 4 inspired a life long itch that i've only fairly recently scratched
@neilsayers3 ай бұрын
Thanks
@RoseTintedSpectrum3 ай бұрын
Thank you Neil!
@lonewolfheart16974 ай бұрын
Your commentary is hilarious and, frankly, the only way I can get through the poor, naff, kiddy version of Gamesmaster... not a single 🐓 joke in sight...
@AgtX9994 ай бұрын
Alan Partridge exclaimed "Jurassic Park" as a superlative.
@TheCultofshiva4 ай бұрын
Wow as a kid you were so excited just to see a glimpse of games and consoles that you didn't realize that these shows were probably created by people who had no clue about kids or games or anything. Classic stuff !
@Benjamin.Jamin.4 ай бұрын
Eh. This really feels like it was produced by people who knew kids well, it's CITV ofc, and games reasonably well. But it's desperate to be edgy in that 90s way and feels cheap and slapped together a bit.
@jackdubz42474 ай бұрын
The director wouldn't need to tell me to stare at Violet...
@YouTubeMrP6 ай бұрын
This is a good video. It’s very playable. The graphics are really good and the music isn’t annoying. I had a lot of fun and I would recommend it to everyone. My only complaint is that it’s not violent enough. I like this sort of thing. 5 stars.
@nickgatrell50194 ай бұрын
‘Oh oh Andy getting on his high horse what’s this all about!! Had me on the floor laughing 😂 soo much! Fantastic videos good sir👍👍👍
@Resimaster4 ай бұрын
To Andy's credit he's really looked after himself, as if you see him today he looks EXACTLY the same.
@jackdubz42474 ай бұрын
Agreed. Not bad for a man hitting 60.
@Lordborak3164 ай бұрын
Totally Mesozoic! Me and my brothers basically took the piss out of this even back in the day. Just had a great evening watching your vid 😂. Ghost girl and Anti Violence boy are my favourite. I too was terrified by Terrahawks!
@paultheretrogamer4 ай бұрын
Omg the memories I'm in my late 40s I rember all of this also had a major crush on violet back in the day. I was about 13 at the time
@peterdwyer61185 ай бұрын
Glad I discovered this channel. This guys commenting my entire childhood.
@slippifishi4 ай бұрын
38:15 too many secrets
@UnexpectedAmy4 ай бұрын
Great vid, so much fun! Love the retrospective, love the humour!! Absolutely perfect. 3 stars out of 5.
@bigd50904 ай бұрын
Putty was great! Putty Squad was a true gift to the Amiga community when belated released several years ago!
@neilgodfrey26694 ай бұрын
Just googled the Actor that plays Namrood and he looks normal. He’s done lots of tv.
@alanrockunited4 ай бұрын
Wow! This video is jurassic, man!
@Justlistenflows4 ай бұрын
How do I have no knowledge of this show ever existing? I was the right age at the time, but have no recollection of this ever being on tv. Yes, I did watch Gamesmaster
@Matrịx.101-o2s3 ай бұрын
Ooohh man the commentary and the editing has me pissin big time and as for the clips chosen 😂 👍👍
@rayblack20044 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for this! I loved Bad Influence when it was on. Such a wonderful antidote to what passes for TV out there. THIS is why KZbin was invented :)
@Infamousuk6 ай бұрын
This is absolutely Jurassic 🎉 I forgot how funny this whole thing was/is Me and my friend we still quote zee from a time he went to look at the 3DO and he told us that the 3DO was the most powerful thing ever and said "here's the proof" and what they show is some shitty wire frame picture .. it made us laugh for about 20 minutes and ever since whenever anyone in the industry tries to tell us something is amazing we find ourselves saying .. and here's the proof .. it's mainly aimed at Todd Howard 😂
@casanovafunkenstein50903 ай бұрын
It was the most powerful console ever made, for a couple of months at least.
@leecroft19834 ай бұрын
Wait a minute, I think I might have found the music group ‘Brooklyn’ on Spotify… I think they might have went with the name ‘Brooklyn Bounce’ The black guy kinda looks like the main rapper (lol) when he was younger and the large built white guy behind looks like the other guy in the stock image they used on Spotify.
@MrVictorRongАй бұрын
Ha loved this. Although slightly disturbed that Andy Crane is only 12 years older than me....when I was a kid he seemed ancient. How does that work?! 🤣
@dellzincht4 ай бұрын
Been watching your videos all morning and "Urban Biscuit" has earned you a new subscriber, well done sir.
@hazy333 ай бұрын
They mentioned that some shops broke the release date of Sonic reminds me when I worked at an indy game shop we got lots of Halo 2 in early so of course sold them at a fiver over what we'd normally sell it for. Your lack of willpower will be your downfall gamers!!!!
@jean-lucpicard55104 ай бұрын
I think violet always wears silky tights and jean shorts so the dads will watch it too.
@johngrikis90494 ай бұрын
Rock Drummer 2 The World Tour: The game that needs to be made
@Nick-ox4ij3 ай бұрын
''Jason Orange Does Not Know What Games Are'' HAHAHAHAHA
@KITTvsKARR4 ай бұрын
Punctuation Andy! Eat rubber, Johnny popstar. Sounds slightly too much like "eat rubber Johnny, popstar".
@Smudgekay4 ай бұрын
I’m with you with the Zelda thing from terrorhawks! Terrifying! 🤣
@grant666uk4 ай бұрын
This youtube video is Jurassic !!!!
@chimpeh5 ай бұрын
thank you rosetintedspectrum!
@1969gawa4 ай бұрын
38:34 It's Sidney Potter.
@vermis83442 ай бұрын
Personally, I pronounce it Harry Belafonte.
@vinnycochrane51394 ай бұрын
I was an avid viewer of this, and still have a full set of tapes. But you know, even at the age of 7, I didn’t know why the hell they got Andy Crane presenting it. Maybe he was meant to be a nerd foil for Violet, who was known as a punk type.
@FFVison2 ай бұрын
I do remember King Arthur's World. Heck, I have a rip of that midi on my phone as an unused ringtone. One of those ones I had from aeons ago, but never really used for very long and just switched to something else. I never knew it was surround sound and thinking back, I don't know how this would have worked as I don't remember the SNES having more than white and red audio connectors for left and right channel. I do also remember the game being pretty fun.
@rich_b19824 ай бұрын
Why would anyone need a cheat to make UN squadron harder? Was difficult enough to begin with. 2:24:16
@lorekeeper13 ай бұрын
Forgot how hot Violet was, had such a crush on her back then.
@GregDaniel784 ай бұрын
Am I allowed to say Violet puts the 'ass' in Jurassic? Probably not, but ive just finished the Gamesmaster vid, and they probably would have done.
@knivestv04 ай бұрын
This is great, I like it a lot.
@gateroozeink50613 ай бұрын
At 16:43 Is that music a snippet from a cover of "Roundabout"?
@meneldur195 ай бұрын
1:03:41 - strange coincidence, i bought a copy of Final Fantasy VIII 4 days before it's release at a Woolworth's in the town of Kingsbridge (about 10 miles out of Plymouth)
@gavst793 ай бұрын
'Ghost girl'. Dont know why but that just cracks me up.
@cubeflinger3 ай бұрын
02:15 andy crane is about 60 so has 5 years to complete his life goals
@TheRealKaiProton4 ай бұрын
Has anyone ever seen the datablasts? I mean has anyone posted screenshots on the web? Hey, I remember everyone compared SOR2 to SF2, I think it was because Big N had SF2, and sega had sod all.
@alloriginalpirates4 ай бұрын
Cracked me up so many times throughout this video.
@jonathanadnitt77044 ай бұрын
1:59:03 Boston Dynamics have zero to worry about.
@KieronHoward4 ай бұрын
there is a Discogs entry for that Brooklyn - Bad Influence song.