"Lets put my dead boyfriend's face on the front of your car!"
@robobird33836 жыл бұрын
"Oh, so that's why that was in the set."
@austinreed73433 жыл бұрын
“We had knees!”
@ClassyCorgi7 жыл бұрын
"We must pretend to be as happy as possible so Greg Farshtey doesn't realize I'm discovering his secrets!"
@joehudson30426 жыл бұрын
Unnecessarily complicated attack
@donnadotson25916 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck, he does know
@Leodrago9954 жыл бұрын
Maybe I'm not educated enough but who's Greg Farshtey? 😅🙊
@lmiche3294 жыл бұрын
Greg Farshtey is the creator of Bionicle graphic novels
@Leodrago9954 жыл бұрын
@@lmiche329 yeeeeeeaaaaah, I know, feelin stupid to have forgotten it 🙈
@LeiHart9 жыл бұрын
"I could use my mask of mind control..." Hilarious! XD
@tahraki49187 жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna asume turagas can't use their mask powers.
@tahraki49186 жыл бұрын
Aaron Thenimas True. I'd make a feminism joke, but I'm not interested in heated comments right now.
@ralf57516 жыл бұрын
they can but it aint as powerfull as their toa form.
@DaimosZ6 жыл бұрын
Tahraki491@gmail.com they can still use mask powers but the extent of its powers are greatly diminished in its Noble form
@tahraki49186 жыл бұрын
Daimos Z Out of curiosity, where can I learn more? Comics? Books?
@impatienstheshmuck53486 жыл бұрын
"Nothing like a little snake imagery to tell you I'm the main villain." - *Big Evil Rock*
@mariodude3457 жыл бұрын
Lmao i never noticed Onua never uses his chainsaws even in the final battle against the Rahkshi
@Cornchips-om5rf5 жыл бұрын
He does have them in one scene tho
@crossyfirezx96594 жыл бұрын
@@Cornchips-om5rf WHERE?!?!?
@Cornchips-om5rf4 жыл бұрын
@@crossyfirezx9659 in that scene where they are all in a circle around the suva with their weapons out
@crossyfirezx96594 жыл бұрын
@@Cornchips-om5rf oooooh thank ye
@lucasrobin27885 жыл бұрын
"They squabble like Gukko birds over a berry" "What the Karzhani is a berry?" "I think it would be used as a source of sustenance if we weren't robots"
@neroledoot208 жыл бұрын
"I could use my Mask of- .... wait, that wouldn't help here."
@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.6 жыл бұрын
DOOT ETERNAL
@VezonWireless7 жыл бұрын
Nice touch using "Flight of the Valkyries" during the Gukko bird scene as a callback to Mata Nui Online Game.
@Jander4066 жыл бұрын
"This game of Lacrosse would have been Totally Radical without Buzzkill Mc'Water surffer over there." "Surffing on water is how you're supposed to do it" "Is that why you sold the most toys? Oh wait, I did!" "You guys ever wonder why we have a Toa of Earth and a Toa of Stone? I mean, what's the difference?" Seriously the best conversation dialog I've ever heard
@SolaceHuntsman6 жыл бұрын
Takua, you’ll all be replaced by Hero Factory.
@lindseymichelle43724 жыл бұрын
We'll get a reboot in 2015
@lmiche3294 жыл бұрын
HEROIC SACRIFICE
@reptile16774 жыл бұрын
@@lindseymichelle4372 but it will be canceled in 2016
@jackcutter24 жыл бұрын
*LACROSSE! LACROSSE! LACROSSE! LACROSSE!* 😂 I absolutely lost it at that part. Just the massive swarm of them and the increased audio came out of nowhere
@Vrinara6 жыл бұрын
"I must find the Avatar!" - Toa Tahu lol best line of the vid.
@poikapi0626 жыл бұрын
Being a hardcore Bionicle fan, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
@markperl38694 жыл бұрын
"I must find the avatar and restore my honor." " I hate you uncle, you smell and I hate you for all time." " Tahu got battle scars and now he's acting really weird."
@Flarezap8 жыл бұрын
This needed more Pohatu
@duncanbrenner92435 жыл бұрын
POHATU...is fine. XD.
@josephsshitpostemporium43258 жыл бұрын
tfw you could use your mask of MIND CONTROL
6 жыл бұрын
**crickets**
@BabudroSun6 жыл бұрын
For a 12 minute version, you did an alarmingly good job of capturing everything important about the movie. The one thing you definitely missed was Kopaka's chill attitude though. Definitely the best character in the movie and the saga. Playing on the gag that he doesn't talk much to make him not talk at all, eh?
@MarioTheLiopleurodon Жыл бұрын
I really wish there was a Miramax-animated Bionicle TV series (like how Ninjago got its own show, or how Hotwheels had World Race + Acceleracers, etc) so that you could make a whole series out of this.
@EldritchDoodler48286 жыл бұрын
*Gathered friends, listen again to the tale... Of the rocks.*
@davidabbott29316 жыл бұрын
"Finally some screen time."-Makuta Teridax, 2015
@Klyce8 жыл бұрын
Ok pleeeaase do a Legends of Metru Nui next.
@foxbread37145 жыл бұрын
Tahu: Radical! Gali: (I don't know what to put here.) Pohatu: discovering Creg farshteys secrets. Lewa: Tree speaking. Kopaka: ... Onua: Wondering where his chain swords are.
@reptile16872 жыл бұрын
valley girl
@TylerDavis-ne5ux Жыл бұрын
some of the jokes or gags were a little on-the-nose, but every other joke was a gut buster. Tahu as a surfer-bro was hilarious and the ATLA reference was an 11/10 decision. Also the Hero Factory joke made me LMFAO. Thank you and to the others who made this!
@Toa_Va3 жыл бұрын
Each time Onewa said something about him mask i felt personally attacked because the komau is my favorite kanohi (mostly because of how the great komau looks)
@purpgurp7 жыл бұрын
*LACROSSE! LACROSSE! LACROSSE!*
@Leodrago9955 жыл бұрын
"Have good-fun and don't perish-die!" best phrase from lewa XD
@setfree404 жыл бұрын
Just get on the feather bird.
@Leodrago9954 жыл бұрын
@@setfree40 Touché xD
@balderdash146 жыл бұрын
"Radical dude! Cowabunga!" -Toa Tahu
@Uptxred4 жыл бұрын
Ickbarr Bigelsteine K U N G A B U N G A
@x-250productions66 жыл бұрын
Find the mask it must be found
@sneakybeakie62028 жыл бұрын
I laughed. I cried. I woke up my roommate.
@nytrodralyg52685 жыл бұрын
Tahu acting like Prince Zuko made me rofl
@fjcomposer8 жыл бұрын
THIS IS GOLD
@toaLewanuva7 жыл бұрын
That music in the "bike" part was glorious, Bionicle AND lego racers? you're awesome. it makes sense for him, but i still think you should've chosen a different attitude for Tahu though.
8 жыл бұрын
This was so funny. You should make one for legends of metru nui.
@nigelward665 жыл бұрын
"I MUST..." "I MUST..." "What is it Tahu?" "I MUST FIND THE AVATAR*
@superjesse6454 жыл бұрын
This is glorious. I actually remember watching this back in 2004 or so. So many memories, and now so many memes.
@threepoint141592652 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe how good this is! I'd love to see your takes on the sequels, if you ever feel the mood strike you.
@x-250productions66 жыл бұрын
3:19 Makuta is hilarious
@MrRe-pg7fj7 жыл бұрын
Noooooo it's the mask of mcguffin
@coolboysocool1244 жыл бұрын
“Takuaaa you will all be replaced by Hero factory” “BUT WE WILL ALL GET A REBOOT IN 2015”
@neroledoot208 жыл бұрын
"I could use my Mask of Control."
@reptile16774 жыл бұрын
Cricket chirping
@cathleenmoyle14762 жыл бұрын
Takanuva and Makuta didn't die in the *energized protodermis* pool because they were made of metal, they died in the *energized protodermis* because it wasn't their *destiny* to fall in.
@andrewroundy9005 жыл бұрын
Pohatu asking the real questions: 2:16 3:08 7:46 9:30
@xinpeliao65125 жыл бұрын
“I MUST FIND THE AVATAR, TO RESTORE MY HONOR !”I love the avatar the last air bender reference
@toastergaming7783 Жыл бұрын
The last light bender
@zerenixcezerix14486 жыл бұрын
“It’s not working let’s put him out of his misery” genius
@NomekopLightspeed6 жыл бұрын
And both Makuta and Takua were completely destroyed by the Energized Protodermis, which means that Makuta never takes over the great spirit robot's body. However, this also means that Jaller is never revived, and thus, the Inika are never a thing. Oh, who am I kidding. We would just have another ta-matoran fill in that gap. Maybe the one that goes slow to teleport.
@NomekopLightspeed6 жыл бұрын
For those reading this comment and not knowing who I am referring to, the ta-matoran in question is named Kapura.
@reptile16774 жыл бұрын
@@NomekopLightspeed i can see that
@trinitymatrick8 жыл бұрын
this is the greatest thing ever. xD
@VainerCactus02 жыл бұрын
Takua: "Oh no, Jaller is dead!" Tahu: "Thats rough buddy."
@PepsiandLemonade8 жыл бұрын
My god that Lego racers music at 10:54 It's too much for me to handle. Also 10:42 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
@takanuva01405 жыл бұрын
7:50 the greatest mystery of bionicle
@reptile16774 жыл бұрын
Second only to where onua chainsaws are
@shonenbag64786 жыл бұрын
This is legitimately the funniest abridged series I've seen, second only to SAO abridged and on the same level as Gigguk's Evangelion abridged. I implore you to do the Metru Nui movies. You are a vat of potential!
@felipebulac6 жыл бұрын
As a huge fan of DBZ Abridged, I loved watching this. I know it's been a while since you made this but if you ever make abridged versions of the other movies I'm sure the entire Bionicle community, myself included, would greatly appreciate it. Great production!
@SableSeraph178 жыл бұрын
I think I like this Tahu better.
@reptile16774 жыл бұрын
I find it entertaining
@lazarus91653 жыл бұрын
[FIND THE MASK IT MUST BE FOUND]
@lyrilmtv24286 жыл бұрын
Pohatu was really on to something
@x-250productions66 жыл бұрын
TAKUA!
@gustavlarsen36354 жыл бұрын
The second "I could use my mask of mind control..." made me lose it xD Also, nice reference to MNOG with the Ride of the Valkyries playing when they fly the Gukko, you're a man of culture ;)
@x-250productions66 жыл бұрын
Radical Dude
@VileWithABass5 жыл бұрын
Pohatu sounds like pickles from metalocalpyse and rattrap from beast wars had a baby. Brilliant.
@MontiCsardas5 жыл бұрын
Watching of this in 2019 and loved it! One thing I just can't get out of my head was all the music from KoTOR 2 Lego Racers. And how OP the mask of Mind Control actually is.
@gideonthangcin81796 жыл бұрын
I like how kopaka never speaks
@mynameajeffblack82654 жыл бұрын
It's nice touch that takua repeats kanae-ra charge once he's a toa
@roccotherayquaza24686 жыл бұрын
Congratulations your Takua has evolved into Takuanuva!
@thianhuatshang71896 жыл бұрын
I am Takua, toa of fire-proveness!
@versus92538 жыл бұрын
MATA NUI FORSAKEN HEAD
@wither56736 жыл бұрын
this was funny. btw bionicles are apparently like 15% organic on mata nui. so they do eat....but that brings up a bunch of other questions lol
@air-headedaviator18056 жыл бұрын
Thank you abridge, you have encouraged even more art for my mind eyes to view
@ralf57516 жыл бұрын
hum actualy all 6 toa have the mask of levitation and they do need to eat something that comes from a specific kind of tree, so ya they know about whats is a berry.
@reptile16774 жыл бұрын
Yeah but they never actually used their other masks in this movie
@G-seeker_Official6 жыл бұрын
best thing I've seen in a while! I can't believe it's taken me so many years to know this existed. LOL
@Bionicokura6 жыл бұрын
i liked it, wonderfully awesome, the rahkshi and mask of control did the job!!
@scottlentfert43396 жыл бұрын
I have personally only watched the 3rd one "Bionicle: Web of Shadows", But man! This video is just so hilarious and well written, Keep up the great work 👍.
@BeruBeruIce2 жыл бұрын
Can't Believe DarkAbridger is here too. Loved his work in Shoot my Weakpoints
@marcelbelzer5877 жыл бұрын
Ehm... stone? xD
@sjoerdvandeweg47026 жыл бұрын
Nuju could've used his mask of telekinesis to pull Takanuva out of that pool. (cricket sounds) Whaaat?
@Skalidor14Studios09 жыл бұрын
This is too good
@felipebulac5 жыл бұрын
I love that you used “The bear and the maiden fair” from GOT in this 😂😂😂
@TheBlackmoon9186 жыл бұрын
But Gali did have the Mask of Levitation. The Toa Nuva all found the six Nuva masks. Only after they defeated the Bohrok-Kal, they forgot all about them until Gali Nuva Blog. And then forgot about them again for Karda Nui.
@foxbread37145 жыл бұрын
Tahu lost all of his masks except hau nuva when his toa suva was destroyed in the attack on ta koro.
@silverback57306 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious since this is also bionicle in a nutshell kind of.
@scottkh44706 жыл бұрын
3:14 Gali: Mask of Levitation Tahu: You dont have that one! Gali: Nevermind.
@afurhat47264 жыл бұрын
MASK OF LEVITATION You dont have that one! NEVERMIND
@WReckerTD6 жыл бұрын
No Takua here just your normal peter rabbit!
@Chronicler1776 жыл бұрын
This has me constantly rolling. Awesome!
@XFlamingGraveX5 жыл бұрын
0:46 and then we learned that the cat rock was actually just a giant robot
@T13HS5 жыл бұрын
11:21 Was that from the KOTOR II soundtrack?
@clockworkkirlia74756 жыл бұрын
Ahaha stellar work! Absolutely loved this.
@SirChoccyMilk5 жыл бұрын
No one: Turaga Onewa: *I cOuLd uSe mY mAsK oF mInD cOnTrOl*
@reptile16774 жыл бұрын
Well if onewa says that then you cant really say that no one does
@copperhead5774 жыл бұрын
"Takuah, you will all be replaced by Hero Factory!" I lost it
@TheMadHatter2486 жыл бұрын
Everything about this is perfect.
@cameroncasimir70696 жыл бұрын
Bionicle: a long convoluted tale of rocks, light, and giant robots... *Oh and there are some masks in there somewhere.*
@maltelinke47855 жыл бұрын
Dude, this parody is... radical
@NicktaculaPlays6 жыл бұрын
You guys deserve more views. Your writing is very well written and fucking hilarious XD
@davidlong71957 жыл бұрын
The best video ever
@andersfaaren48935 жыл бұрын
LMFAO The Knights of the Old Republic I & II OST songs! XD
@MakiPcr10 ай бұрын
"Jaller's Death!" is my favorite part
@elguapo67443 жыл бұрын
I genuinely laughed 100 times watching this!
@toahagahdreagin39242 жыл бұрын
I literally quote this daily! It's hilarious!!😂😂😂
@SuperODST12 жыл бұрын
"From the village of easily accessible fiery death traps" And Pohatu being British/Australian Omg🤣 Also Hahli talking about no men in Ga-Koro... Well Vishola and Nokama don't have that problem.😉
@thianhuatshang71896 жыл бұрын
The rakish sound like drones saying “find the mask it must be find”
@Xenlavian5 жыл бұрын
I COULD USE MY MASK OF MIND CONTROL
@abloodraven38567 жыл бұрын
Ooh, heard some KOTOR 2 soundtrack at 0:01! That's cool. *Has Kreia Flashbacks*
@ksaweryjanowski8272 жыл бұрын
"Why do we have toa of Earth and toa of Stone? What's the difference?" Good question.