This Is Why I Hate Camping

[@macatladyd8112]

How can you not wake up when a fox is chewing your head ? That's so crazy. I'm glad she's ok.

[@brycedurham280]

Some people like me are hard sleepers. We don’t immediately jolt when something in the real world is off or odd. It’s not a disability or anything. Our bodies try as best to get enough sleep as they can to recharge. Luckily, some of us can go through the day not as tired as most people. Think of it as, when we sleep, we SLEEP. When we’re awake, we are AWAKE. 💯

[@Snakeofwrath]

Some people can be crazy deep sleepers, especially when you're dreaming. The human brain can be crazy like that.

[@darkodarko9]

my friend once fell asleep in the winter next to a heather .. and woke up a hour later with her leg completly burned.. they bearly saved her leg at the hospital.. it depends on the type of sleeping..if you are intense dreamer like me and her you never wake up from feeling or hearing things.. they just translate in your dream as something else.. sorry for my english btw.. and..this is just how i think about the dreamers but i dont know if its correct..i know that i dream every night my whole life and i never woke up from pain itching and most of the sounds

[@snickersmyknickers5120]

I remember an incident at camp, i was sleeping in a cabin with a bunch of mates and i had a dream where a lobster pinched me on the nose. When i woke up, my friend told me that someone had actually pinched my nose while i was asleep.

[@buberrycrunch]

some people are very heavy sleepers.

[@allexmussen9107]

We need a Pig out of context purely for the beginning of this video

[@macatladyd8112]

His thighs are thick! Haha

[@yeoldehotdog306]

That last one is why you make sure your fire stays lit if you're not going to be sleeping in a tent or caravan. It's basic human survival since the moment we found fire, keep the fire lit at night to keep the animals away.

[@monkeymita]

I love how over time, you've become one of my favorite youtuber/streamer all cuz the jokes and the timing gets me. The 'gaddAMN MOSQUITOS' part got me

[@_aceofspades]

I have minor auditory and tactile hallucinations and often ask my parents if they heard/felt something when something that doesn’t make sense happens to make sure the things I hear/feel are real. If my parents tell me that there isn’t anything there, the noise isn’t happening, etc., I believe them at their word. It calms me immediately, and when I hear footsteps downstairs or a distant gunshot (my scariest hallucinations and thankfully the most rare) and they tell me that nothing happened it takes away my paranoia and lets me sleep soundly. So yeah, that seems plausible that the child took their mom’s word as true and felt safe enough to sleep. That could just be me, but having them (and my service dog! she’s amazing and it helps bc she reacts to louder sounds or close sounds so I can tell when I’m alone sometimes) confirm or deny things when my senses trick me is super reassuring and helps with my paranoia a ton.

[@lucejohnson2117]

Low key I aways expect Erin to here the word camp take off his headphones and just walk away yelling "not again, nope"

[@kikurosai]

Honestly for the stripes story, at least everyone innocent involved turned out alright in the end. It could have been a lot worse.

[@HopelessDreamersClub]

I feel like I couldn’t watch Mr Ballen videos without ya commentary

[@SapienSafari]

This is why I haven’t watched them outside of here lol.

[@tarn2821]

@@SapienSafari same

[@itzendy2755]

True, it's quite heavy to listen to these stories on your own. Gotta have someone else with you to soak up some of the trauma lol.

[@rockntheshades]

Same! I enjoy watching his Twitch Streams of Mr. Ballen

[@jackmarshall3255]

I need to do that.

[@animefan1047]

Never would have expected a fox to do that type of thing unless there was something seriously wrong with them. I know they're carnivores and all, but what kind of fox just walks up to a human and starts eating them? Aren't they supposed to be scared of people and normally go for smaller animals?

[@cantblink6606]

I imagined it did curious/cautious nips first and when it saw she wasn't responding, probably thought she was dead and began eating.

[@snakesonaframe2668]

Yeah I’m guessing something was severely wrong with it. That is NOT normal behavior and it was definitely not a 100% healthy fox.

[@Coffeedrinker445]

Part of me wonders if it was very desperate. Foxes are incredibly skittish and not only did that one walk up to a person, but multiple of them. There might be a chance it thought she was dead especially since she didn't wake up after the first bite. I feel like that makes more sense since it ran off after she reacted.

[@sterthester736]

Foxes are ambush predators. Either it had something seriously wrong with it, or it was starving to death and desperate. They won't even go after cats unless it's a kitten or has the chance to ambush it, going after a human of all things is just insane.

[@cantblink6606]

@@sterthester736 Except it's not hunting a human, it's scavenging what it thinks is a dead body. Any predator would scavenge if given the chance, and even human corpses will be eaten if left in the forest. I think that's what happened, because the fox, upon seeing that she was alive, immediately spooked and bolted, like it was surprised she wasn't dead after all. If it kept attacking her, then I'd question if something was wrong with it. As well, maybe it's a young fox that doesn't know what humans are yet, or a fox that was previously fed by humans (tis why one never feeds wildlife as it makes them lose their fear of us). In my head, I can see this fox curiously, and cautiously, moving forward to investigate the new scents, perhaps looking for scraps if humans had fed it before, and finding a human lying motionless on the ground, the fox does a nip, flinches back, and seeing no reaction, nips again. When the human doesn't move or respond, the fox then thinks it's a corpse and starts to eat what it thinks is a free meal. Only to be spooked and running away when she eventually wakes up. Seems like a logical progression of events to me.

[@LoneLupine]

I'm from Alaska and see moose all the time, and it's terrifying every single time lmao

[@eden5243]

How much bigger are they compared to you? Do they every look at u that would be terrifying 💀

[@LoneLupine]

@@eden5243 they're noticeably taller, they have super long spindly legs but are still heavy bodied, they're taller than most horses if that helps put things in perspective. They do look at me lol 😆

[@MaddMaddox77]

A moose rampaged across my college campus. He saw his reflection in a residence hall window, charged, and ran around the lobby of the residence hall for a while before figuring his way out

[@hannasuszko5704]

33:58 aaagh you made me remember this! It happened to me, it's horrible! What a desperate feeling and on top of that you see that you are not moving anywhere and no matter how hard you try you can't run... Dreaming that is so horrible

[@julietgardener993]

When I was a girl of about eight years old I actually once saw someone walking around in my family’s backyard. Back then I thought I must have imagined it. But ten years later I talked to my mom about it. It turned out there actually was someone there, my mom confirmed that our landlord of the time was often spying on us. He appears to have been quite superstitious and controlling. Once we had moved out he apparently still sometimes lurked around our new house, that he had nothing to do with anymore.

[@ziggyzap1]

I hate the dreams where I have to punch something or someone and when I bring my arm back and try to punch my arms lose all muscle strength basically and I feel very weak.

[@karokarotten4668]

Even though I love how he pronounced the German City in a cool way. He didn't nail it though-

[@Warner1929]

I for sure would have never thought a fox would do that.

[@matthewpitre8159]

I've had dreams like that where you try to run but you're just running so slowly like you're running through water and someone's chasing you and you're afraid they're going to catch you or you're fighting for your life but your punches aren't doing anything you're hitting like a lion but your punches are more like kitten punches

[@sparco956]

Will: "oh okay. I guess I saw nothing because you told me. Makes perfect sense."

[@lj45551]

Top 3 stories running with a serial killer by mrballen

[@grapeeyy]

thank u pig for uploading this type of content, is truly my favorite

[@BuginaRiver]

11:21 who lays a out a house and makes a bathroom twice the size of a bedroom

[@alliefoster4942]

Because it was probably the only one in the floor or maybe the whole house so it was for everyone to use

[@atleastimnotginger]

"he nailed that" my german as s is sitting here, trying to figure out what ballen said. edit: I FIGURED IT OUT! i feel like i don't know my own language.

[@alexm.a.d892]

34:00 I had a dream like that, where I just couldn't find my balance so I am running all wobbly

[@earthboundmother205]

Ms. gaslight mom. NO gamers in this home

[@ginglynnlagrew9056]

“*BeattleJuice:”

[@SirXer]

I think about the last story a lot ever since Ballen covered it.

[@herrmannelig_]

HİS TİGHTS ARE THİCC!

[@jborrego2406]

6:13 omg I didn’t know they were that damn big

[@brycedurham280]

The real question is… *WHAT DID THE FOX SAY!?* 🦊

[@SkyeBerryJam]

My nickname was stinky because I could only afford to shower once a week

[@itsbeebaby]

Aww damn. When I was working in this one school, we had kids who’s parents couldn’t afford their water bills once in a while , so they’d shower in the health office and do laundry in the preschool laundry machine.

[@SAVAGEsmile]

they were drinking, she had to have been OUT bc that fox took 20 WHOLE ASS BITES

[@160moebius2]

I'm dumbfounded at people that don't like camping I get sick of the man made and need some of that pure nature sometimes

[@joaojunior8935]

Ballin time?

[@janellewoods6571]

Ballin time.

[@cyanbug3021]

We ballin

[@matthewpitre8159]

She's very lucky that the fox didn't have rabies

[@juanfreire2241]

Can you shoot mosquitos? That´s some shit that only would go down on trailer park boys

[@wallygator92]

I hate camping but my mother is obsessed with it.

[@jonahsalazar5108]

The dream sounds like she's jesus

[@jonrousseau1379]

I like coming back to your videos and seeing they have a totally different name xD

[@matthewpitre8159]

I completely agree about not going camping or in national Parks the thing is we don't live in Forest anymore for a reason we built cities for a reason and homes and other things like that yes it is nice in nature and it's beautiful but there's so many things that can harm you and those are just the natural things that's not even including all the supernatural things that could hurt you it's just not worth it it's not worth getting lost in the forest and dying of a broken leg or starving to death or falling in a hole or being torn apart by a bear or a Bigfoot list goes on not to mention seriall killers just not worth it to me

[@gimon9673]

Ayyyye, new bionic pig live video for my lunch LETS FUCKING GO

[@thatweirdchickbecky4730]

I love the Mr.Ballen videos.

[@Arkonu]

Plot Twist: EVERYONE WAS A WENDIGO! :u

[@kolbythurlow2422]

EXTREAM CLOSE-UP!!!

[@grapeeyy]

OHHH BOY WE BALLEN

[@elijah-dearestkavron-mckae3971]

You could never know what it's like Your blood like winter freezes just like ice And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use And did you think this fool could never win? Well look at me, I'm coming back again I got a taste of love in a simple way And if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid I'm still standing after all this time Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind I'm still standing yeah (x3) I'm still standing yeah (x3) Once I never could hope to win You starting down the road leaving me again The threats you made were meant to cut me down And if our love was just a circus you'd be a clown by now Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid I'm still standing after all this time Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind I'm still standing yeah (x3) I'm still standing yeah (x3) Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid I'm still standing after all this time Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah (x4)

[@Cole_1]

the moose was to show he was scared of meese

[@heythankstommy]

Moose*, it doesn't work like goose/geese😭

[@Cole_1]

@@heythankstommy lol 2 years ago? I don’t remember why I commented this but yes I know the difference it was probably a joke about something he said either in this video or a different one idk

[@jamesmeaden9227]

For games to play and talk about . You should do the xmen origins wolverine. Remember it being pretty good and since the new wolverine game isn’t far away it would be cool to look back on it

[@andrewcavender8443]

I wanna know why you were talking about your THICC THIGHS in the beginning

[@Cole_1]

Hey BionicPIGLIVE you ever see Better Call Saul?

[@SapienSafari]

Black dude in Canada? This isn’t going to end well.

[@MrVampirePirate]

Eh idk, my sisters doing alright

[@TheDigimonGuy]

@@MrVampirePirate well lucky their no in america because apparently its shoot on sight over here

[@nataliehaag3595]

Camping is fun, Pig's a party pooper 😒/j

[@JewshPlays]

that kid built different

[@Falacor8090]

Someone once used a knife to try and break into my upstairs room onetime. The window was right next to my head so my brother yelled and I woke up and the guy fell off our roof

[@thealarm7057]

Damn, if only Canada was real.

[@Cole_1]

Church camp was fun

[@cicibearable]

Beetlejuice.

[@bobbythompson6017]

I listen to a ton of camping horror stories but I'm still going to go camping with some friends for a week I'm not a pussy

[@Kofja]

not even 20 seconds and already talking about thicc thighs... xD

[@squeebers]

Oh my god! I'm not gonna sleep now. Not after the man in stripes story. Nope! Nopers! Impossible! I have to stop and go watch something funny now!

[@paraiax4341]

Love Pig's lives bit hate how he puts himself in front of chat so you can't read the new chats coming in. Other than that loved the video. Hopefully i can catch a stream soon.

[@andreyzavorotny6132]

There's potential danger and death and murder even if you're not in the woods and actually a little bit more if you're not in the woods like car crashes random shootings but I get what you're saying camping is still awesome you're silly

[@not.alexanderr]

i live in the forest, camping is overrated

[@SnoozyVideoGames]

umm.. i get you're a reactions channel and all, but did you have to copy MrBallens facial hair as well xD down to the beard neck xD

[@Noodlemonkey7]

#41!!!

[@fr0sty_is_hawt819]

Hi

[@fr0sty_is_hawt819]

First one here uwu

[@davidlionheart2438]

Who the f*ck needs subtitles to understand Mr. Ballen?