Pure comedy, we will miss David when he's in jail.
@hannahh.4417Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
Like a massive tooth ache 😅
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
@@DJThijzzzz like UFC ground and pound non-stop
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
Get your safety glasses on those buttons are almost ready to evacuate.
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
He called them roaches in Korea
@ResidentialCentersofAmericaАй бұрын
Booty Bandit sung to "Boogie Fever"...should be a top ten hit at the Residential Center Booty Bandit Got to boogie down Booty Bandit I think it's going around I took my baby to the drive-in show She turned the speaker down And then she turned on the radio I watched a silent movie, diggin' funky sound She's saw the Booty Bandit She likes to boogie down Booty Bandit I think it's going around I took my baby to the fake college (fake college) To get a bite to eat, na-na, hey I put some money in the jukebox for her You know she ate her pizza finally at midnight She's got the booty bandit She likes to boogie down Ah-ah-ah, she's got the booty bandit I think it's going around we did the bump & hump at the fake college Yes, we did, yes, we did, yes, we did, yeah (yeah) (She kept it going strong) doin' the bump, bump, bump Doin' the bump, bump, bump, yeah (yeah) I called Joseph on the telephone (Joseph, Joseph) Said joseph, Joseph, please, I, I, I I got this feeling rockin' and a-reelin' cause I got the Apostle in me What can it be? Is it some new disease? They call him the Booty Bandit You've got to give away your money, money, money Ah-ah-ah, get on down in the residential center Booty bandit I think it's going around. Fever, fever, fever Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh I claimed to warn the city bout 9/11 Yes, he did, yes, he did, yes, he did (yeah) (We kept it going strong) doin' the bump, bump, bump But nobody listened, so he drove back to Carolina, where he bumped all night, hey it's not right (Booty bandit, baby) Boogie down, now get on down, now get on down Booty bandit (bo-bo-bo-bo-Booty bandit) I think it's going around, and around, and around I say, I (I got the Booty bandit) And I said, you (you got the Booty bandit) I said, she's (she's got some Booty bandit) Everybody's at the hotel got the Booty bandit Booty bandit Booty down Just get on down, just get on down Booty bandit (bo-bo-bo-bo-booty bandit...)
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
You saw 911 no you saw 711 store with a bucket of chicken sign
@leadtrackere1476Ай бұрын
Methinks he doth protest too much.
@karlawoodruff30Ай бұрын
Lots of love balming where this ends...an lies too...lots of lies coming up the road.... sow lies, reap lies
@rialtaf2239Ай бұрын
The only thing David has ever killed is every single extra large fast food combo meal served throughout the nation
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
That’s right you said it supersized with a barrel of white Big Mac sauce.
@karlawoodruff30Ай бұрын
Once you know, you can't unknow
@NARwarsgalaxyАй бұрын
David is so pressicuted 😂
@leadtrackere1476Ай бұрын
Especially by carcasians
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
The crocodile 🐊 tears 😭 of dried 💩
@littlebucks912Ай бұрын
The infamous 'Captain Crunch' suit. If I even paid $500 for a suit, I would be irate if it fit this terribly. He looks a bit hunchback and his turtle head poking out. Is he like 5'6" 300#?
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
Hunchback storage of no name hotdogs
@iriedread3366Ай бұрын
He’s talkin about BASS in your voice yet… he has close to ZERO during his deposition ! PINGO!
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
Pure guilt and scared
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
Give me your money 👿🤮
@MichaelKPerryАй бұрын
We have to remember that DET is the Moses of our generation...we must bow down and do everything he says...uhhhh...right.
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
Bow down how about a sit down 🚽 flush it’s in the pipeline directly to the flooded hotel.
@teddygramz2008Ай бұрын
“Put some bass in your voice” says the mumbling, whispering, lip chewing guy
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
He’s a coward
@leadtrackere1476Ай бұрын
He says “put some bass in your voice, I know you didn’t come out the womb like that. “ If I hear a baby with bass in his voice I’m throwing holy water on it
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
@@leadtrackere1476 there’s no base in that box of fruit loops
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
Those pants 😂😂😂
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
Ranting only about everyone
@joegonzales22Ай бұрын
David E Failure
@karlawoodruff30Ай бұрын
No Bible gospel.....blinded by the fables, love balming
@leadtrackere1476Ай бұрын
Not trying to be gross but could the need for maxi pads be due to um…..too much of using the exit as an entrance? Serious question.
@JackSmall-o3hАй бұрын
Coming from a man that were maxspads😂
@copper067Ай бұрын
Captain Crunch prophecy . Don't get much better.
@michaelhlong3765Ай бұрын
Why is he dressed like The Good Humour Man?
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
The glad garbage bag man
@karlawoodruff30Ай бұрын
If only we would have known when we went there........
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
The deposition is the answer to everything
@reneewilliams1747Ай бұрын
My friend that works at that sleazy motel posted pictures last week where David paid for them to go out to dinner and a movie.
@FullFrontalExposureАй бұрын
@@reneewilliams1747 we’ve been saying this place is trash. It won’t be long until she realises what’s actually taking place there.
@reneewilliams1747Ай бұрын
@@FullFrontalExposure Oh I forgot ..He paid for them to ride in a stretch limo 🙄
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
The Mercedes limousine
@iAintSayDatАй бұрын
So he’s smart enough not to make another fake prediction like the Super Bowl one. That’s why he doesn’t make Presidential predictions
@alabamablacksnake9995Ай бұрын
The fake crowd is crazy😂. That’s probably another reason why he’s been in shutaway. No one will show up
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
💩away hiding it’s another rerun that Colonel Sanders white suit wouldn’t fit one of his legs, the whole suit
@iAintSayDatАй бұрын
You don’t need God appearing to you in the flesh to turn, ask the millions of actual Christians who Christ changed without this nonsense.
@iAintSayDatАй бұрын
He says all the time he’s not a fake because he might do something wrong but he never admits something is wrong. Except his enemies. The Korea trip was a joke.
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
He said to the people in Korea stop jumping around like a bunch of roaches and insects. Like wow that’s like the bottomless right from the 👿. Then that lady holding her sick child 💩breath blew on her. The 🐗 said what are you doing your supposed to receive it. His breath probably smelled like one of his dirty maxi pads.
@DUBOY29Ай бұрын
How can he speak on homosexuality, when he robbed people??? Such a double standard! One sin is not greater than the other speaker. Cause you’re definitely not a prophet!
@kentmombourquette5385Ай бұрын
The suits the scarf 🧣 pure booty bandit
@theresasimpson2043Ай бұрын
Give it a rest David… You look and sound ridiculous
@karlawoodruff3029 күн бұрын
Surely he leads a fasted life 😂
@allaroundarbiter4809Ай бұрын
David E.Taylor is wearing his Captain Crunch uniform in this sermon .l, I bet you he can't fit in it now
@karlawoodruff30Ай бұрын
Konkubines in Korea?
@WodensonАй бұрын
You think this guys bad, you wanna see Alphh Lukau, even old paula white has been to see that psycho.