A Christmas comedy of errors. Mr. and Mrs. Brown are trying to return from the south of France to spend the festive season at Mrs. Brown's old family home, Thompson Hall at Stratford-le-Bow. Mr. Brown's sore throat makes him a reluctant traveller, but Mrs. Brown will stop at nothing to make sure they reach their destination by Christmas morning... Chapter timestamps: 00:01:21 Chapter 1: Mrs. Brown's Success 00:23:48 Chapter 2: Mrs. Brown's Failure 00:39:15 Chapter 3: Mrs. Brown Attempts to Escape 00:57:43 Chapter 4: Mrs. Brown Does Escape 01:23:57 Chapter 5: Mrs. Brown at Thompson Hall
@waningmooncancer9628 Жыл бұрын
Bless you, Simon Stanhope. You are supposed to be having a great time with friends and family; and here you are giving us another treat. Thank you, I do appreciate your remarkable talent and effort. ✝️🕊️🕊️🕊️✝️🎇 I'm going to enjoy every second of the wonderful story you've chosen. Thought it fair to tell you that I laughed my butt off 😂 When she was horrified by what she had done accidentally, I was thinking that it would be hilarious if the stranger was her soon to be brother in law......Then the giggles wouldn't stop. Felt sorry for ol' girl because I have some dyslexia. And she looked at the room number real hard to make sure it was right, too! Been there, done that 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 You and the story are absolutely GOLD 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
@johnroche7541 Жыл бұрын
Hello Simon. This was a real gem from Anthony Trollope. It has been such a long time since I read it. It seems every Victorian writer had a ghost story in their canon of work. It was great that you attached those velvet vocal tones to Count Magnus. It is one of my all time favourites. I love the Scandinavian setting and you have done such a sterling job as usual. Coincidentally the BBC will be showing an adaptation of this story on Friday night 23rd December(BBC 2 at 10pm). Mark Gatis is the gentleman who has adapted the story and he is such an ardent M.R. James devotee. Also by the way it was great to put a face to those soft velvet vocal tones. Forgive me for being so forward but that distinctive vocal symphony voice of yours which sounds so experienced on lifes journey is attached to such a youthful countenance. Crikey you must be related to Dorian Gray! It is so satisfying that your channel has grown from strength to strength. Richly deserved. Wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I am already looking forward to 2023 as with you at the helm of HMS Stanhope you will bring us on a voyage through the dark waters of mystery,horror,supernatural, and suspense until we safely arrive back on terra firma. One hope's. Wishing you continued success in all future endeavours. God Bless.
@mrs.cracker4622 Жыл бұрын
Wishing you a blessed Christmas season and a happy New Year! Many thanks for all the wonderful stories you have shared with us Mr. Simon. I finished all my chores today listening to them.🙂
@hermione9445 Жыл бұрын
Superb ..as always ..❤
@lightmarker314611 ай бұрын
Dear Mr. Stanhope ; I loved your presentation ❤ New subscription here.
@declutter-newbie11 ай бұрын
What a light hearted & fun Christmas tale! ❤
@susangordon1157 Жыл бұрын
Oh Simon! This is a story with which I was completely unfamiliar and then completely delighted with! What a lovely gift you have presented to your faithful listeners. I have received no better a gift than this! Thank you ever so much. ❤
@margaretgoodheart416710 ай бұрын
So there i am alone in my room laughing heartily and loud. Good tale, excellent reading. Trollope ❤
@emilymann1175 Жыл бұрын
Oooh a new one!!! Simon, I had surgery last Friday and I have been binge listening to your healing voice and wonderful stories non stop for days while I recuperate in bed. I honestly think it is helping me so much. I can't ever thank you enough!!
@somethinginnocuousindahouse Жыл бұрын
wishing you a speedy recovery x
@michaelfearon4793 Жыл бұрын
Hope you're feeling better. Happy Christmas!
@janetcw9808 Жыл бұрын
Good wishes to you 🙏🏼♥️🕊️🌲🐈⬛
@emilymann1175 Жыл бұрын
Thanks very much!!!
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
Glad to help! Best wishes for a speedy recovery
@margarettrout889610 ай бұрын
Oh my, I have just found your wonderful stories! Your lovely voice, reminds me of years gone by when as a little girl I would lay on the floor, with my family sitting in the living room, listening to the radio stories. Wonderful memories, no loud busy tv distractions. I am thrilled to have found your stories. Thank You Sir! A listening Friend, from the PineyWoods of North East Texas
@BitesizedAudio10 ай бұрын
Wonderful! Welcome to the channel, thanks for listening
@helenindevon4034 Жыл бұрын
Lovely story and the humour stood the test of time. I really enjoyed this
@aoifeocallaghan8351 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Simon I’ve actually given up watching TV as listening to you and your stories are far more enjoyable. Happy Christmas and a very Happy New Year to you and your family.
@waningmooncancer9628 Жыл бұрын
I have to agree with you. I wasn't fully aware of my displeasure with tv; I'd turn it on, try to enjoy a show and promptly turn it off. I used to question how people, in the days before television, could listen to the radio with any contentment. Now I wonder how I could have stood it for so long ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Merry Christmas 🎄⛄✝️🕊️🕊️🕊️✝️
@evelanpatton Жыл бұрын
🎉I TOTALLY AGREE! 🎉
@rosalindmartin4469 Жыл бұрын
Splendid reading. Thank you eversomuch.
@julieblackstock8650 Жыл бұрын
so have I,. 3 years without a licence. I dont miss it one bit when KZbin has so much to offer
@thewordbtrue2461 Жыл бұрын
regarding TV... what's offered is repulsive. I do not have one anymore. This audio entertainment is splendid. As it's been said by someone, "The Theatre of the Mind" is my preference. most superior indeed. An avid and appreciative listener. 😍
@londongael41411 ай бұрын
Thoroughly enjoyed this. It does become obvious where the story is heading, but that is the author's intention and just makes it all the more fun! A tour de force of the reader's art - foreign voices, females, invalids, all smoothly woven in - superb!
@MsDormy11 ай бұрын
Very Merry and blessed Christmas to fellow audio listeners, and thank you ‘bite sized’ for providing such quality listening. I see from the comments that, contrary to mainstream media hogwash, the beautiful human spirit is alive and well. God bless ❤️🙏❤️
@pamelaweaver3981 Жыл бұрын
what a delightful story and beautifully read. thank you
@nonosays11 ай бұрын
What a compelling, human, wonderful story! So delighted to know it. Bravo!
@BitesizedAudio10 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@mfranssens Жыл бұрын
Unexpected stories dropping are my favourite Christmas present, Thank you. Merry Christmas everyone.
@evelanpatton Жыл бұрын
To you too! ✨🎄🕊✨
@caroleastwood9386 Жыл бұрын
How utterly wondrous Simon. . Thank YOU so much
@bluegent7 Жыл бұрын
Notice the goodness of her heart. A truly strong woman.
@theuktoday4233 Жыл бұрын
I had a miserable evening journey from Brighton to Bournemouth today, the satnav told me I had an extra 75 minutes added to the estimated 3 and a quarter hours drive. I was down in the dumps. I thought I know I'll listen to a Bitesize Audio rendition and chose this particular story. I was not happy until I started listening to this. Simon, the actor who brings these stories to life was on fire when he made this recording. Well I laughed and laughed, his delivery made this even more humorous and of course its almost impossible to feel down when you laugh. Once again Simon and long gone authors saved the day. Splendid!
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
That's lovely to hear, so glad to know that!
@kater4052 Жыл бұрын
You are a perfect narrator. I always enjoy your work. You have such a rich and pleasant voice and you are a master of your craft. Thank you so much. I have difficulty reading for more than a few minutes anymore, as my old eyes give me problems - even after many trips to the eye doctor. I love to listen to you while crocheting in the evening, or with my morning coffee. Once again, thank you so very much.
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
Thank you Kate, appreciated
@2msvalkyrie5299 ай бұрын
I listen to it while rearranging my sock drawer ....
@SeshatTravels Жыл бұрын
Another one that I’d read many years ago and had almost completely forgotten! Just wonderful to hear your reading of it. Thank you! This was a lovely Christmas present. 🎄
@TRHARTAmericanArtist Жыл бұрын
Saving this gem for Christmas Eve walk. Thank you Simon!
@NannyOggins Жыл бұрын
This one was new to me and made me laugh so hard. That poor woman, it could so easily have been me and even more likely my husband who gets into the most embarrassing scrapes being a little dreamy at times. Wonderful to have a Christmas story that isnt depressing. Thank you so much and a Merry Christmas to you and yours.🎉
@mariannaraho7576 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely FABULOUS!! Thank you!
@norahdenovan8658 Жыл бұрын
So love these stories, they cheer me up in this troubled world, thank you ❤️🙏
@lp426511 ай бұрын
Simon has the most soothing voice, like warm maple syrup. ❤
@constanceheuring687211 ай бұрын
Wow! I thoroughly enjoyed this story! Can't wait for the next one!
@seriousoldman8997 Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely splendid and a particular treat for me! Being born and bred in Stratford London (about a mile from Bow) I loved the place references. Essex Flats would have become Wanstead Flats I presume and afterwards Wanstead, the constituency held by a certain Winston Churchill amongst others. I did snort involuntarily on a couple of occasions during this cautionary tale. Thank you Simon!
@januzzell8631 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Simon - delightful - as always
@terinn7115 Жыл бұрын
Oh, Simon, I'm three-quarters of the way through, and I can't bear the tension and awkwardness. Now I think I've sussed out whom Mr. Brown is. If it weren't for the accompanying humor - - and my curiosity - - lawks, don't think I could go on. Thank you so much for this gift.
@peterchaloner2877 Жыл бұрын
"A commanding bust." Such a rarely appreciated, essential viŕtue among ladies in 2022.
@2msvalkyrie5299 ай бұрын
Ooo....er.....Matron !!
@54321swb11 ай бұрын
Absolutely adored this!
@crimsonwolf909911 ай бұрын
Wonderful well written story and an exceptionally excellent reading/performance of it! Listened to it twice already. Thanks, again.
@michaelwilkins5841 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!!!🙏🏻God Bless
@user-ye2ge4zo5lhennypenny11 ай бұрын
28 December 2023 Hello Simon just found your amazing Channel....it is right up my ally😅 I don't watch much TV these days as there isn't much on that I like! I am 66 now and partly blind in ny left eye! I used to love reading too...but sadly can't now but enjoy listening too Audiobooks! Wishing you a Happy New Year for 2024...Helen in Australia 🇦🇺 ❤
@BitesizedAudio10 ай бұрын
Welcome to the channel, Helen, I'm glad you found your way here. I hope you enjoy listening to some of my others (and more to come). Happy New Year!
@Lakeslover111 ай бұрын
Wonderful story. Thank you for excellent reading.
@heatherhayes7947 Жыл бұрын
❤️ love your narrating you have a wonderful speaking voice.Heather .
@vbrooker111 ай бұрын
Absolutely delightful. Thank you so much! Merry Christmas!
@juliaogara879411 ай бұрын
Found your channel by chance. The choices put before children in school, I believe, shape their future, both for reading and their actual daily living. The system tells children they must read this and that from a set age. My nephew was deemed unteachable, so he became home schooled as did his older sister. At nearly 9, he said to his mom, "I want to read." She couldn't kerp up with his needs. He still reads at over 30. His sister became high up at Waterstones. Books and magazines are a big part of my family and my sister in laws. Thank you for this video and best wishes
@kpcraftster658010 ай бұрын
Sir, what a superb (quite unfamiliar) story, brilliantly performed - many thanks! (Nice Othello reference by Trollope - some playful foreshadowing, I ween!)
@feralbluee Жыл бұрын
hi Simon - thank you for the reading. knowing you for a while, just want to say thanks for being here as i’m going through a tough period right now. happy day :) 🌹🌱
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
You're welcome Alexa, I'm glad if these stories help a bit. Happy New Year, and I hope things improve for you in 2023. All best wishes
@user89389 Жыл бұрын
What a treat, 1 hours 43 minutes of a Christmas story! This is perfect for me right now. I'm drawing a portrait of my sister's cat, whom she's very very fond of. It's sort of a Christmas gift. It's a little boring at parts, particularly when I've been drawing fur for 4 hours straight and there's still several more to go, so this will be perfect to make the tedious parts a little more fun (and hopefully to preserve my sanity)! Thank you, Simon!
@robynmcleod929310 ай бұрын
What a wonderful story, thoroughly enjoyed it. Look forward to some more of these stories
@heatherjordan353911 ай бұрын
We listened to this on a road trip, and couldn't hold in our laughter! 😂 What a great story 😊
@BitesizedAudio11 ай бұрын
That's lovely to know, thank you!
@2msvalkyrie5299 ай бұрын
Trollope is great . Better than Dickens ??? Some might say. But sadly forgotten today .
@mataform11 ай бұрын
Marvellous. So funny. Brilliant tale. Thank you. 😊
@melaniehellum128111 ай бұрын
Thank you so much . That was a treat.
@theresachung703 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@LW62FL11 ай бұрын
Oh, man! If my boys had been given a choice of this one, along with Austen/Bronte, they might not have used Cliff Notes! Excellent story!
@deannagilmore9559 Жыл бұрын
Your ability to read like you do is wonderful and being new to your channel has made me feel so much like I am living in the moment thank you for a new story for us. Happy Holidays. Mr. Stanhope
@angelawebb7676 Жыл бұрын
Loved it! This is the first and only one I’ve listened to. I’ll be making my way through the rest. Thank you for making these available!
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
You're welcome, thanks for listening Angela, I hope you enjoy some of the others too!
@janebrown7231 Жыл бұрын
Trollope takes a single amusing incident and spins it out before, during and afterwards until its inevitable ending, managing to make a nearly two-hour story out of it purely through characterisation and social comment, and keeps our attention throughout! Thanks for another tour de force, Simon, much appreciated. Merry Christmas to you and yours!
@merlapittman5034 Жыл бұрын
A wonderful story that I hadn't heard of before, beautifully told!
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, thanks for listening!
@madeleineroselle8931 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely gorgeous! Love Trollope , reader and most of all thank you Bitesized
@wisdomoftheearlychristians2037 Жыл бұрын
Wow, just seeing the thumbnails of all of the videos you have worked so hard to accomplish this year, shows what a voluminous body of work you have already accumulated!!! Thank you for all of the time and effort you have put in. I know I speak for many of us out there, when I say that you have helped us give our minds something else to focus on, during long nights when we were in pain, and sleep was thin on the ground,, or not to be had, at all. Thank you so much for putting out some many videos for us to listen to, during those long nights. I wish you continued success in 2023; but more important even than success, I wish you the love of family and friends peace, and joy. Without these, and without love, Even the greatest success is meaningless. God bless you and your family in the coming year; Happy Christmas and Happy New Year! Cheryl
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
Very kind of you to say so Cheryl, thank you
@Bambisgf77 Жыл бұрын
Well said!
@auntyJanette Жыл бұрын
Beautifully said. ❤
@elizabethraitanen5057 Жыл бұрын
Great narration of a great story! Thank you from Canada.
@nancyrogalewski4017 Жыл бұрын
This was just wonderful! Thank you.
@stewartlancaster6155 Жыл бұрын
Ah ! I have opened my first gift of the season, thanks Simon and a very merry Christmas to you .
@helenedwards9304 Жыл бұрын
I love the use of language during this time period. Delightful reading. Thank you so much
@Ofus511 ай бұрын
This was the best. Thank you so much. So entertaining and different from other stories. I listened to this while baking Christmas cookies. Merry Christmas.
@jrock8089 Жыл бұрын
By George! Another Christmas treat!
@SpuktasticAudio Жыл бұрын
Justice prevails - in more ways than one! Proper job! ❤
@jared1870 Жыл бұрын
Haha Simon! Thank you for yet another classic Christmas story which was so badly needed this year. You narrated this so well that I could almost believe you had been a victim of a mustard plaster. Merry Christmas!
@sophisticatedredneck678911 ай бұрын
A masterful performance and highly entertaining story! Thank you and Merry Christmas!
@kaf890890 Жыл бұрын
Yay! Some Trollope! Thank you, Mr. Stanhope.
@irenefeltham898411 ай бұрын
How wonderful to listen to an educated English Voice. Best wishes for a happy Christmas with a safe and enjoyable New Year to You and Your Family.
@fairwfriend11 ай бұрын
Thank you, Simon! This is exactly what I didn't know I wanted. Happy Holidays to you and yours!
@Tinatime53211 ай бұрын
Smiling as I write 😉🤣 the first of many Christmas’s that will again hear the phantom story of the woman sneaking through a darkened hotel in Paris on Christmas Eve 🥳🤩🎄🍀🎄. Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year… and thanks 😊 for sharing a smile 😊❤
@sandraelder110111 ай бұрын
I can’t wait to hear this! One of my favorites. Too funny.
@bluegreenglue6565 Жыл бұрын
I just love love love stories like this! It's so easy to imagine it playing out as a BBC production with some familiar faces. Surely Wodehouse is a chip right off of the Trollope block! Thanks so much for a wonderful telling. : )
@zuvieremamgain2126 Жыл бұрын
Hi Simon..... you are amazing,big thanks 😊
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@caterinemasak219311 ай бұрын
Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and your family.
@elaineedwards3189 Жыл бұрын
Oh HaHaHa!!! Perfect acting of each part by our narrator. So very funny. Immensely entertaining. Bravo!🎉
@ropeburnsrussell Жыл бұрын
Thankyou and Merry Christmas.
@ldavanzo44 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so very much this was great!!
@LCmonman11 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing your talent!
@mzo707x11 ай бұрын
Thank you Period I really appreciate this Period 60-year-old woman from Bay Area California
@juliaogara879411 ай бұрын
Enjoyed thoroughly. It's been a tough day, and you've cheered me hugely, thank you.
@BitesizedAudio11 ай бұрын
I'm glad to know that. Thanks for listening and taking the time to comment
@catmomjewett11 ай бұрын
Delightful! Enjoy your coffee! 💛
@hannahreynolds7611 Жыл бұрын
Yippee! Trollope and M.R. James in 24 hours! Merry Christmas Simon, and wishing you and yours a healthy and happy New Year.
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
Thank you Hannah! The same to you and yours. All best wishes
@helenamcginty4920 Жыл бұрын
I have to read my MR James. Some of them have to be put down till Im able to continue. They are too scary.
@kayi9236 Жыл бұрын
Another wonderful rendition Simon, thank you so much for your time and effort given for our pleasure! We've had M.R. James and now the wonderful Anthony Trollope all within a few days, what a treat for us! It must be Christmas, wishing you a happy and peaceful one!
@cindymonk699411 ай бұрын
This story is a new Christmas must for our family. Thanks!
@MegaMama61 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the timestamps!
@ruthhase-gutierrez9830 Жыл бұрын
A Christmas comedy! Oh, I hope you read more comedies in future, this was a delight.
@evelanpatton Жыл бұрын
Ditto!🎉
@alanaadams744011 ай бұрын
There should be a movie made of this story. Quite funny
@irenabevans3411 Жыл бұрын
Oh bliss two nights of BZA books, a wonderful treat, as I'm sure others will agree, Thank You Simon for the superb story & narration very much appreciated, looking forward avidly to the next offering in your repertoire
@waltercook4868 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing a nice hearty chuckle.
@nickybaker133811 ай бұрын
Tee hee! Oh gosh- hilarious story - very amusingly brought to life by your good self Simon. Fab 😅😊
@appalachianamerican7171 Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Mr. Simon, perfect as always Sir. Thank you
@dawnrowlands2408 Жыл бұрын
Good afternoon, Simon. I'd never enjoyed audio books but I find your voice so easy to listen to. As someone who suffers from chronic pain, thank you for helping me to relax. Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas.
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
I'm very glad to be of help. Best wishes Dawn, and Merry Christmas
@alcamus197311 ай бұрын
So funny. I had to scroll back to re listen a few times as i couldn't hear for laughing. Looking forward to listening to many more. Thank-you
@dale9724 Жыл бұрын
Best Christmas gift ever. Delicious! Thank you.
@sirmintyclack11 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard 🤣😂🤣😂. What a charming story. As you read this, I felt as if this was my family. I literally went through all the emotions at every turn. This is one of my favorites. I feel that I should listen to this every Christmas.
@peterdavey8348 Жыл бұрын
Excellent. Thanks.
@scathatch Жыл бұрын
Trollope is such a good story teller. The predictable nature of the identity of the victim and the eventual outcome doesn't detract from the comic delight of the story. Beautifully rendered. Thankyou and all the best for Christmas and the New Year.
@julielevinge266 Жыл бұрын
My favourite Christmas present, thank you ✊♥️
@bsastarfire250 Жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this amusing tale .
@TeamTrumpUSA Жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Simon and all best wishes for 2023 Cheers From Coastal South Carolina, USA
@TicTocRobotSnot Жыл бұрын
Does the author remind anyone else of Tom Hanks? This story had me in stitches. It’s my favourite so far!
@skeleczar Жыл бұрын
I am SO glad that I trained myself not to lie impulsively at a very young age, and to fess up instantly if I do. I remember realizing at a very young age that those little fibs cause so much more trouble and compound very quickly than just being candid and throwing yourself on everyone’s mercy if you screw up, no matter how bad the screw up. Poor woman.
@skeleczar Жыл бұрын
Oh! I bet he’s going to be her new brother in-law!!!
@peterchaloner2877 Жыл бұрын
"That horrid gulf between Boulogne and Folkestone." What more English, and more accurate, description of The Channel?
@michelle15598 Жыл бұрын
Happy Christmas to the very best narrator in all the land, bar none! Love to you and your family, Simon 💜.
@kelkabot Жыл бұрын
I'm so delighted to have stumbled upon your channel! Just my cup of tea! Thank you very much for marrying your gift to these wonderful stories.
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the channel, I'm glad you stumbled here too! Thanks for listening
@Paxtonparsnip Жыл бұрын
Delightful, whimsical, and, quite unexpectedly, much ado about mustard! Impeccably read as always. Masterful delivery of a story I would never have known of or read. Thank you!