Bizarre punishments from ancient Ireland (part nine)

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@deckingston
@deckingston 11 ай бұрын
So nobody is talking about the fact that being unable to bring a good harvest is more outrageous than straight murder?
@CantusTropus
@CantusTropus 11 ай бұрын
It might seem odd, but remember that in those days a failed harvest could mean the deaths of a lot of people. If the harvest failed for two or three years in a row, it was a very real possibility for civilisation to go extinct in that area almost completely.
@deckingston
@deckingston 11 ай бұрын
@@CantusTropus Thanks for the explanation! However, I feel that a crime that does not originate through malicious intent should still not receive a far worse punishment than one that does. But hey, I suppose those times were still rather barbaric anyway despite having a "civilized" society.
@foxymetroid
@foxymetroid 11 ай бұрын
1 death vs potentially hundreds. Though itau have been less about punishing the farmer and more about trying to appease some spirits or deities.
@ProfX501
@ProfX501 11 ай бұрын
@@deckingstonIt’s not about the intent of the crime or even so much about the punishment. The point in that case is a human sacrifice to try and appease the gods to ensure a good harvest. Being the offending farmer simply makes you a good candidate to be the scapegoat over someone else.
@SALTrips
@SALTrips 11 ай бұрын
​@@deckingstonPlease do not apply 21st century milk gutted values to that era.
@CantusTropus
@CantusTropus 11 ай бұрын
An important reminder about the "Bard" thing - in pagan times, Bards were more than just propagandists and historians (though both were important roles). People believed that their poems had magical properties, so being insulted by a Bard was more akin to a supernatural curse than "just" slander.
@safalparajuli
@safalparajuli 11 ай бұрын
What is Pagani?
@nekoavocado8491
@nekoavocado8491 11 ай бұрын
​@@safalparajulipagan?
@safalparajuli
@safalparajuli 11 ай бұрын
@@nekoavocado8491 yea
@salemsweets9644
@salemsweets9644 11 ай бұрын
​@@safalparajuliPaganism, in a nutshell, is a religion that's not considered a "Main world" religion- Christianity, Buddhism, Judaism, Catholicism, etc. Are "main world religions" meanwhile Hellenism, Celtic religion, Wicca, and other religions that revolved around worshipping deities that are now considered obselete or little praised in comparison of a "main world religion", would be paganism!
@safalparajuli
@safalparajuli 11 ай бұрын
@@salemsweets9644 Judaism is not a major world religion. You missed out on Hinduism BTW. It is the progenitor of Buddhism. (Lord Gautam Buddha was born as a Hindu Crown Prince in my Country Nepal.)
@kingace6186
@kingace6186 11 ай бұрын
Murder: "Meh" Failed Harvest: "KILL HIM!!"
@christopherearth9714
@christopherearth9714 11 ай бұрын
Less people=More spare food Less food=Worse people weird, but it makes SOME sense...
@memedwithmemes3917
@memedwithmemes3917 11 ай бұрын
I mean you doom the entire village if you fail harvest
@gothicavictoria1341
@gothicavictoria1341 11 ай бұрын
Well, the thing is if you're banished from all support systems like your own clan or family, that is pretty much a death sentence. And seeing as how other clans would probably not accept you, that makes survival doubly hard. Not to mention wolves were still in Ireland, so somebody could get attacked while living in the wildness after being banished
@karebushmarebu233
@karebushmarebu233 11 ай бұрын
@@christopherearth9714 That's not the reasoning though, because they didn't sacrifice normal people or even farmers, the bog bodies are the bodies of kings. Ion there were multiple bad harvests it was literally the king that was blamed and sacrificed, not a bunch of random farmers and peasants.
@christopherearth9714
@christopherearth9714 11 ай бұрын
@@karebushmarebu233 oh? that drastically changes what I first thought
@mackdog3270
@mackdog3270 11 ай бұрын
Strange as it sounds, considering the era, their laws seemed pretty lenient.
@evilPatric
@evilPatric 11 ай бұрын
In what way?
@pyrrhusofepirus8491
@pyrrhusofepirus8491 11 ай бұрын
How? Getting killed by bog for a bad harvest is a tad extreme don’t you think?
@qualityqueenbiteszadusto
@qualityqueenbiteszadusto 11 ай бұрын
​@@pyrrhusofepirus8491eh, when you learn of babylon laws, suddenly celtic ireland laws sound pretty lenient
@fionnmcaleer4830
@fionnmcaleer4830 11 ай бұрын
Brehon laws are what theyre called. They were actually ahead of their times. Protection for women and pretty sure there were laws similar to copy write.
@aarush4205
@aarush4205 11 ай бұрын
@@pyrrhusofepirus8491 this is mild compared to the hammurabi code
@Brob3rt
@Brob3rt 11 ай бұрын
"This next song's called Tim (the douchebag who wouldn't give me five bucks) in C minor."
@Ami-jc2oo
@Ami-jc2oo 11 ай бұрын
Bards: "Write that down! Write that down!"
@nancyholcombe8030
@nancyholcombe8030 11 ай бұрын
Yep! As somebody who used to sing a bunch of the old Celtic folk songs, you're actually right! However, not being able to travel a larger region due to your standing being halved meant that you did your best to tell the truth about the news from other towns or you didn't eat! Honestly, most good people who could, actually paid the bards so folks in other towns would trust them in trade and those that didn't were usually bad to others besides the bard, so you generally got what you deserved!
@AdamBechtol
@AdamBechtol 9 ай бұрын
:p
@CarbonatedCondensation
@CarbonatedCondensation 7 ай бұрын
😂
@alex.2327
@alex.2327 7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@sarafagin3967
@sarafagin3967 11 ай бұрын
Suddenly the actions of the husband in the beginning of the Rapunzel tale make a lot more sense.
@DonnaMarie-dm
@DonnaMarie-dm 11 ай бұрын
PFFFT
@mrsbobanna
@mrsbobanna 11 ай бұрын
That crossed my mind too
@RoseKB22
@RoseKB22 11 ай бұрын
The Rapunzel story is not based in Ireland though, I think it's based in Germany
@FullMoonOctober
@FullMoonOctober 11 ай бұрын
@@RoseKB22 Eh, close enough the cultures could easily have influenced each other. That's the reason a lot of similar myths happen across countries.
@LetsGoCatchUsSomeFISH
@LetsGoCatchUsSomeFISH 11 ай бұрын
@@FullMoonOctober Celtic and Germanic cultures aren’t similar at all, maybe a few germanic copycats.
@ninazagorova4194
@ninazagorova4194 11 ай бұрын
Roman women: can be starved to death by their own husbands Irish women: Give. Me. *Food!*
@neverstopschweiking
@neverstopschweiking 6 ай бұрын
No, they couldn't. It would have been considered as torture and murder.
@penelopeslays
@penelopeslays 5 ай бұрын
@@neverstopschweiking*cough cough* pater familias
@neverstopschweiking
@neverstopschweiking 5 ай бұрын
@@penelopeslays Yeah, that one had the responsibility to take care of the family. Starving a wife to death was a horrible crime back then, same as it is now. It was mentioned as a horrible crimes of emperors in political propaganda aimed at them that they mistreated their wives. Roman law was very protective of family, especially after reforms of Augustus.
@penelopeslays
@penelopeslays 5 ай бұрын
@@neverstopschweiking the pater familias could literally sell his family members into slavery and you’re telling me it was a good structure??
@MarkelMathurin
@MarkelMathurin 5 ай бұрын
That's why we remember the romans
@Ht9ehtoom
@Ht9ehtoom 11 ай бұрын
Honestly Celtic Ireland sounds pretty based
@kevinrwhooley9439
@kevinrwhooley9439 11 ай бұрын
It wasn't too bad compared to the rest of Medieval Europe. There were laws in place with the aim of protecting those with mental health issues. Women were relatively better off under the law, with them having the right to inherit land and divorce. And Ireland was one of the few places where the dea*th penalty was only used for the worst of crimes. Under the Irish Brehon/Britheamh laws, almost every crime was compensationable with a fine being given to the wronged party. But if you had committed m*rder and you or your kin were unable to pay the fine, you would be handed over to the family of the victim, where they can decide you fate.
@kevinrwhooley9439
@kevinrwhooley9439 11 ай бұрын
It was also one of the few places in medieval Europe where being gay was at the very least tolerated. One of the set reasons a woman could divorce her husband was if he was sleeping with men instead of her. The issue with the man doing this, according to the law text, was that the husband was cheating on his wife and ignoring her (as another set reason for wife to divorce her husband is if the husband took a second wife without the first wife's consent. (Thats right, polygamy was practised here too)) not that him sleeping with the same-sex was seen as inherently wrong in this society. And not too long ago they discovered a medieval manuscript which records a story in which a woman goes to a king to discuss her being pregnant despite not sleeping with a man for a very long time. The king asks if she had slept with any women, and the woman said she recently slept with her maid, and the king concludes that the maid must have been pregnant, and had passed the pregnancy onto her when they slepted together, somehow. (Isn't Medieval medical knowledge great)
@Goblin10532
@Goblin10532 11 ай бұрын
@@kevinrwhooley9439 why are you censoring death and murder like they are slurs
@kevinrwhooley9439
@kevinrwhooley9439 11 ай бұрын
@@Goblin10532 i've read of youtube sometimes removing comments with those words in the past. Just want to be safe.
@Death_Vail666
@Death_Vail666 11 ай бұрын
​@@kevinrwhooley9439yes censoring. 9ne day everyone will have no more freedom because everything we do or say will all slowly be banned until that freedom is gone forever making us HAVE to do and say as the system wants you to be and say so no more speaking your mind no more even peaceful protesting because you'll be saying the banned words and for being banned words and doing certain things the sports will also be taken away because it would only keep us wanting to act in certain ways they don't like, no more drinking no more smoking no more racing no gambling no activities that have anything to do with yelling or anything so eventually our very free will will be taken away making us do and say and act as the cooperations who will by then be running the government in the open as they've been running it from the shadows but by then no more will be making all the rules much harsher because they would want to run everything as a communist country as it's the only government that would help their pockets. The banks already are on their side and it's only a matter of time before they're in the open and lays the final hammer down and KZbin is one of the cogs in that mechanical wheel as they're owned by one of the worse companies that will jump right into that communist band wagon with all other shady cooperations because it's in Google's blood to do so. We're inching closer to that realization every year. Don't believe me? Where does most of all corporations do the majority of their business now days?? That's right, communist China where they make more money off the cheap labor of the Chinese governments own poor people! It WILL get worse!
@goldfih
@goldfih 11 ай бұрын
The pregnant woman: "I want a Hamburger." The husband: "What is a Hamburger aaaa!!??"
@safari12098
@safari12098 11 ай бұрын
As an Irish I shall make my husband pay me when he forgets to feed me😂
@AutumnsRemains
@AutumnsRemains 10 ай бұрын
​@@safari12098 fair trade imo 😂😂😂
@Taha632RMF
@Taha632RMF 10 ай бұрын
yoo patchy pfp
@tovemagnussen4423
@tovemagnussen4423 10 ай бұрын
I wish I lived in thouse days... 😅😊
@adamgerald849
@adamgerald849 10 ай бұрын
Pregnant wife: I want a flurnfbrkrjnfderder Man: that doesn't even exist! Wife: pay up or I'll ruin your crops Man: 😮
@CantusTropus
@CantusTropus 11 ай бұрын
While the fact that you didn't get executed for kinslaying might seem odd, it's not so weird when you look at the context it existed in. This was a world where family and clan were EVERYTHING - your identity, your social status, your physical and emotional support network, and your protection from crime. Without a family, you were completely alone and destitute. In the modern day, this would be like not only being stripped of all possessions and made homeless, but also being banned from working or accessing any social supports of any kind. At that point you have no choice but to turn to crime to make a living, and since you've lost your clan, there's nobody to defend you or avenge you if someone does wrong to you. Someone can kill you and nobody will care or do anything about it. You are completely and utterly alone.
@pavelgl5926
@pavelgl5926 11 ай бұрын
Still it's not even close to good old hanging, drawing and quartering. On the other hand, the kings in those days were pretty petty (same goes for the kingdoms).
@batbee7427
@batbee7427 11 ай бұрын
Just a Guess: Cain murdered his brother and was exiled, not executed. Think they took the bible's lead on this one. EDIT: Cain and Abel weren't Christian. Their story is older than the Hebrew Texts also. Stop spamming me about Christianity's irrelevance to Ireland. I don't care.
@MaraMara89
@MaraMara89 11 ай бұрын
​@@pavelgl5926it is KIN, not king killing. Killing your relatives. Killing a king would have different outcome and was much harder to do for common folk... Did they even had kings then and there?
@gamingforever9121
@gamingforever9121 11 ай бұрын
Sounds horrible also Celtic Ireland was based!
@pavelgl5926
@pavelgl5926 11 ай бұрын
@@MaraMara89 Lol, you're right.
@itskarl7575
@itskarl7575 11 ай бұрын
"...had their social standing halved." Alright, so how does that work? "Your current social standing is 48, but since you've been found guilty, it will now be 24".
@kindlyevilbgm
@kindlyevilbgm 11 ай бұрын
social credit?
@throwchampion9830
@throwchampion9830 11 ай бұрын
go outside
@roywempor8395
@roywempor8395 11 ай бұрын
you social standing score is too low you now can't access the latrine or enter a tavern
@EMMYK1916
@EMMYK1916 11 ай бұрын
Tell me you are American...without etc etc
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 11 ай бұрын
You used to be a superstar, now you're only a B-list musician and forever known as Scrooge the Greedy .
@mirr0rmirr0r
@mirr0rmirr0r 11 ай бұрын
While being killed and tossed into a bog is extremely harsh, people were terrified of famine, which could cause many deaths and illnesses from malnutrition or starvation, so I can see why they would want to motivate farmers to take their job very seriously, though one cannot control the weather.
@Kspice9000
@Kspice9000 11 ай бұрын
Thats the problem though. Thats why the potato famine lead to just as much if not more social chaos then fiscal or starvation. Long standing good families, now looked as nothing more then bog fodder do to a plague of mold.
@nigelraporam6917
@nigelraporam6917 11 ай бұрын
​@Kspice9000 the potato famine was England's fault
@Corvus_Clemmons
@Corvus_Clemmons 11 ай бұрын
@@Kspice9000You do know the famine was long after the days of Druidic Ireland right?
@pavelstaravoitau7106
@pavelstaravoitau7106 11 ай бұрын
That wasn't for farmers. That punishment was for kings. If a king was just and good (which meant sticking to taboos, leading the tribe in wars, being between the tribe and whatever else was out there), it would naturally result in good harvests, no plagues, victory in wars, etc. But if you're a bad king, woe betide you because you would naturally incurr famine, plagues and generally bad things, even if you didn't even do anything. The bog bodies in the Archaeology museum in Dublin are likely kings/aristocracy that were killed specifically for this. Their nipples are cut off because nipples were important kingly attributes that had to be kissed by subjects on occasion.
@Corvus_Clemmons
@Corvus_Clemmons 11 ай бұрын
@@pavelstaravoitau7106 I think it was specifically for high kings since they themselves were married to Cailleach and would have to be held responsible for the lands prosperity.
@nzs316
@nzs316 11 ай бұрын
I can see the farmer running in a panic for pickles and ice cream at 2am!
@goyonman9655
@goyonman9655 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@VenomSteak
@VenomSteak 11 ай бұрын
These punishments seem pretty tame compared to the rest of the world at the time
@chucknutly3290
@chucknutly3290 11 ай бұрын
My pregnant wife and her food cravings are punishment enough in my opinion. She is enforcement enough
@katrinaisalwayscorrect
@katrinaisalwayscorrect 11 ай бұрын
I like the not feeding your pregnant wife one 😂
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 11 ай бұрын
Hey chick, here's a hamberder! 😂
@subbinbacktoallsubbs5272
@subbinbacktoallsubbs5272 11 ай бұрын
That shit still being kept alive today😂
@JakeLawson-1998
@JakeLawson-1998 11 ай бұрын
I mean, not feeding your wife is bad, but PAYING YOUR WIFE IS just outrageous
@Kspice9000
@Kspice9000 11 ай бұрын
​@@michelehemlokhexwhite4310"i dont want hamberder. You are now fined for being derelict of law"
@Zaire82
@Zaire82 11 ай бұрын
It sounds too easy for the wife to exploit. I doubt it was fully enforced otherwise there would have been backlash.
@karebushmarebu233
@karebushmarebu233 11 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention that the those sacrificed in the bogs for bad harvest were Kings, If their were multiple bad harvests the king would be sacrificed to try and turn the luck of the crop
@NoxAtlas
@NoxAtlas 3 ай бұрын
That's interesting and kind of makes sense by ancient logic. If a country is suffering due to bad harvests or other issues, the ones who suffer the most are the low classes. And who do they go after? The king who is said to be a representative of God or a descendant of one God. So it sounds like sacrificing the king is an attempt to appease a higher power because people believe he did something to anger the god(s).
@HAIRHOLIC_1
@HAIRHOLIC_1 2 ай бұрын
Damn, being a king back then was risky business 🤣
@JokesOnJassper
@JokesOnJassper 11 ай бұрын
The harvest one is very interesting because they recently found a well-preserved torso of a large man in an Irish bog
@Cutty_Bronson
@Cutty_Bronson 10 ай бұрын
Murdering a family member: “You gotta leave now.” Not producing enough veggies: “We will see if your corpse can produce them.”
@midbdushxxiii
@midbdushxxiii 11 ай бұрын
Those bog mummies they occasionally find in ireland make much more sense now
@pavelstaravoitau7106
@pavelstaravoitau7106 3 ай бұрын
A lot of them are probably kings or aristocrats that were sacrificed if things went bad during their reign. Some have their nipples cut off, and nipples were kingly attributes.
@fleetwoodmak777
@fleetwoodmak777 24 күн бұрын
bog mummies are awesome, there’s an entire wiki page dedicated to “bog people” around the world (as such, different environments ex: florida swamps)
@chicky_chinchilla
@chicky_chinchilla 11 ай бұрын
These were the most tame and normal punishment in those times
@goranpersson7726
@goranpersson7726 8 ай бұрын
The kinslaying one doesn't even sound too out of place in the modern day. Essentially was a death sentence and we still got a few places that do that
@CasualLemmonJuice
@CasualLemmonJuice 11 ай бұрын
Besides the crop harvest this is probably the only video with reasonable punishments
@bigsof7381
@bigsof7381 10 ай бұрын
The crop harvest makes sense,you killed like 20 pepole because they got hungry
@blanco7726
@blanco7726 10 ай бұрын
I hope they had more nuance to the crop rule than what was explained. Shitty years are not uncommon, just imagine killing all your farmers and the climate is still terrible next year. Yeah good luck😂😂
@your_local_idiot2025
@your_local_idiot2025 2 ай бұрын
and the pregnant woman one
@jollyrot3145
@jollyrot3145 Ай бұрын
That’s what I was saying “Ah Ireland seemed rational” “-If you failed to produce a good crop you would be thrown into the bog” “Oh” 😂
@Milly-gv2pz
@Milly-gv2pz 11 ай бұрын
Now I understand why Rapunzel’s father stole from the witch’s garden…
@your_local_idiot2025
@your_local_idiot2025 2 ай бұрын
fr XD
@cammyman32
@cammyman32 11 ай бұрын
Most of these were actually wholesome in how into lethal they were, I guess Celtic Ireland was not that bad.
@bigslittles5251
@bigslittles5251 11 ай бұрын
‘Crime and punishment are close friends’ is what I though of when I heard the intro
@FreddyChoppins
@FreddyChoppins 11 ай бұрын
Honestly? These laws seem surprisingly tame compared what what we usually see on this channel, and most of them make sense considering the time they were living in.
@MrGeorocks
@MrGeorocks 10 ай бұрын
The Irish had a fairly libertarian view and outlook on things for the time. Slavery was rare, women tended to be treated a lot better and even the laws of the land were reasonably codified by Brehons.
@ashleemortimer175
@ashleemortimer175 11 ай бұрын
With the preservation punishment was anyone as presevered long enough to be found in the modern day?
@thedarkenigma3834
@thedarkenigma3834 11 ай бұрын
Yes, look up "bog bodies".
@kevinrwhooley9439
@kevinrwhooley9439 11 ай бұрын
There were a good few. They were usually men who had soft hands i.e. They were of high status. They were also usually missing their n*pples. There was mention of Irish king n*pples in the irish texts, so its possible that these were disgraced kings who were sacrificed to appease the gods.
@souei4912
@souei4912 11 ай бұрын
Yes, a couple. There is an exhibition about them in the National Museum at Kildare Street in Dublin. It‘s also on their website. A really famous one is Old Croghan Man
@angelwhispers2060
@angelwhispers2060 11 ай бұрын
😂 that's literally the joke he was making people at the time would have had literally no idea that throwing someone into a bog would preserve them for so long. That's how most Irish bog bodies that have been discovered got there. Those that are found at sites containing other ritual offerings are assumed to be this kind of legal execution. Unless there is significant damage to the body to suggest otherwise.
@LipeBrickStudios
@LipeBrickStudios 11 ай бұрын
Ireland is pretty calm and soft compared to other places you mentioned in this channel
@jamesberry3730
@jamesberry3730 11 ай бұрын
As an Irishman the animation is on point.
@hmmm5752
@hmmm5752 11 ай бұрын
The images are ai generated lol
@thegracklepeck
@thegracklepeck 11 ай бұрын
They should bring back the feeding your pregnant wife one 😂
@JakeLawson-1998
@JakeLawson-1998 11 ай бұрын
No, they shouldn't. You're not even funny
@fumperdink4611
@fumperdink4611 11 ай бұрын
No, no they shouldn’t
@NAZRULISLAM-kz6yc
@NAZRULISLAM-kz6yc 11 ай бұрын
@@fumperdink4611 indeed like wtf?
@kippert8912
@kippert8912 11 ай бұрын
I know you're joking but it's almost concerning. No the hell they shouldn't.
@gigamad1729
@gigamad1729 11 ай бұрын
HELL NAWHHHH
@Tvd_editsx
@Tvd_editsx 11 ай бұрын
Usually most Irish punishments were just carried out through fines
@homelessgenie3366
@homelessgenie3366 11 ай бұрын
I immediately thinknof the marshes in LOTR when he talks about the bad harvests
@kaylabrownell1268
@kaylabrownell1268 4 ай бұрын
"The land wasn't fertile for my crops this year." *Gets slammed dunked into a bog*
@AeroLazerray
@AeroLazerray 11 ай бұрын
Imagine getting your money halved just because you are getting food to feed your pregnant wife
@zoltancsikos5604
@zoltancsikos5604 11 ай бұрын
...you get fined when you don't feed her. "Under Brehon Law, husbands could be fined if they failed to get a morsel of food for their pregnant wives when requested."
@JosePineda-jn8jk
@JosePineda-jn8jk 11 ай бұрын
@@zoltancsikos5604yeah she fined him a sucking of her butt 💀
@Alexandraadftxr7052
@Alexandraadftxr7052 11 ай бұрын
Exept the amount of money She toke was the exect same amount that she could buy food. Women were veary rately allowed to tauch money, and the things they were able to buy were limited. They were still dependent on they husbends.
@KerrieOhanlon123
@KerrieOhanlon123 11 ай бұрын
Why would you not feed your pregnant wife?
@explodingmicrowave.4816
@explodingmicrowave.4816 11 ай бұрын
real@@KerrieOhanlon123
@addictionsucks8848
@addictionsucks8848 11 ай бұрын
"Honey, please be reasonable. You know I can't get you a mango. You've never even see one before, how am I supposed to get one for you?" "I don't know, maybe you should have thought about that before the wedding night"
@lolguy776
@lolguy776 11 ай бұрын
The last one is honestly wholesome
@sosueme2386
@sosueme2386 11 ай бұрын
No, its sexist
@Idk-dc7hv
@Idk-dc7hv 11 ай бұрын
@@sosueme2386 Why?
@wolverinexo6417
@wolverinexo6417 11 ай бұрын
@@sosueme2386 No, it isn't 😭. She's pregnant you dunce
@TatertotEater123
@TatertotEater123 11 ай бұрын
?@@sosueme2386
@seanisnotjohn
@seanisnotjohn 11 ай бұрын
​@kevalyarathore223 You wouldn't feed your pregnant wife 📸🤨
@gayratlivesindasewers
@gayratlivesindasewers 11 ай бұрын
Can’t believe the celts invented diss tracks
@Ami-jc2oo
@Ami-jc2oo 11 ай бұрын
And the medieval norse too! At first in ancient times, it was just insults but in the medieval times, the norse started to rhyme the insults!
@lukabaratashvili9538
@lukabaratashvili9538 10 ай бұрын
Called flyting​@@Ami-jc2oo
@Sienisota
@Sienisota 10 ай бұрын
All Nordics did it. Finnish legends have heroes go through rap battles, and "singing" people into swamps. Basically, good songs were considered spells.
@Appaddict01
@Appaddict01 9 ай бұрын
They also wore dreadlocks.
@gayratlivesindasewers
@gayratlivesindasewers 9 ай бұрын
@@Appaddict01 that has nothing to do with what i said.
@maremacd
@maremacd 11 ай бұрын
A few of these sound pretty reasonable.
@stephaniehowell1109
@stephaniehowell1109 10 ай бұрын
"Bad crop, Bubba? Too bad. Into the bog you go...." Damn. That's harsh.
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: my son's middle name is Taliesin... the name of a Welsh bard. His first name means black, and his last name means white, and his second middle name is his grandfather's middle name, which all up, means his 4 names have lots of assonance, alliteration, and half rhymes. I wish my parents put that much thought into my moniker!!! Thank you for the fantastic history lessons 😊❤❤❤
@seanisnotjohn
@seanisnotjohn 11 ай бұрын
"Black Taliesin Roy White" Is a hell of a name 😄
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 11 ай бұрын
@@seanisnotjohn lol you are close. Second middle name also starts with a W, ends in an N, and half-rhymes with Taliesin, and his first name just means black, it's not actually black lol
@taintwasher3703
@taintwasher3703 11 ай бұрын
Negro Taliesin Wilson White
@itsROMPERS...
@itsROMPERS... 4 ай бұрын
Do you make a lot of irrelevant comments just to brag on how smart you are for giving your kid a "clever" name?
@EskimoPagan
@EskimoPagan Ай бұрын
@@itsROMPERS... She has just as much right to post her comment as you do with yours.
@GaunterODimm2
@GaunterODimm2 9 ай бұрын
Was arguing with my towns bard this very morning about his scandalous prices. Cost of living crisis etc.
@ReabetsweMorake-go4cg
@ReabetsweMorake-go4cg 5 ай бұрын
Punishment for a bad harvest is crazy!!!
@krishnagopalan2480
@krishnagopalan2480 4 ай бұрын
Bro they could die due to bad harvests, the irish potato famine nearly wipes out half of ireland
@LolaTheDragonOfficial.
@LolaTheDragonOfficial. 11 ай бұрын
Hi! Can you do One of these but for Portugal? Pls
@callu947
@callu947 10 ай бұрын
As an Irishman I can confirm we still throw people into the bog
@RickyFSeiei
@RickyFSeiei 10 ай бұрын
The laws for the most part are pretty impresive.
@alainnagriffiths9663
@alainnagriffiths9663 11 ай бұрын
I mean it is a crime to not feed your pregnant wife.
@MarkelMathurin
@MarkelMathurin 5 ай бұрын
No it isnt
@thefatman8119
@thefatman8119 11 ай бұрын
Why does celtic ireland sound pretty chill with there punishments instead of how medival Europeans used to punish you
@madeleinesocas8647
@madeleinesocas8647 Ай бұрын
Isn't Ireland, you know, european?
@thefatman8119
@thefatman8119 Ай бұрын
@@madeleinesocas8647 originally not
@madeleinesocas8647
@madeleinesocas8647 Ай бұрын
@@thefatman8119 So what were they?
@IronLand-f3g
@IronLand-f3g Ай бұрын
​@@madeleinesocas8647celtic
@leko8398
@leko8398 11 ай бұрын
Ancient ireland: Husband: "what do you wanna eat?" Pregnant wife: "i don't know..." Husband: "some nice stew?" Pregnant Wife: "no we had that last time" Husband: "...some soup?" Pregnant wife: "noo" And later he had to pay the fine or serve his sentence.
@sophiacalon3463
@sophiacalon3463 10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@stealthsniper.4636
@stealthsniper.4636 11 ай бұрын
So you get kicked out if you Kill a family member But you Die just For Having a bad Harvest?? That's not always something you can control.😳
@jujubeangames7607
@jujubeangames7607 7 ай бұрын
honestly that last one should still be a thing
@LBCB94025
@LBCB94025 11 ай бұрын
*_PLEASE DO MORE ON CELTIC &PAGAN TIME!!_* 🙏🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🙏🏻🧐🤔😳🤷🏼
@LBCB94025
@LBCB94025 11 ай бұрын
(Like Picts?Specifically!!??)
@XxLoneWolf13xX
@XxLoneWolf13xX 16 күн бұрын
"Honey I'm hungry" "But I'm broke" "Pay up" "Yes dear"
@Fencer_Nowa
@Fencer_Nowa 11 ай бұрын
the harvest one is so funny. dudes farm got burned down. sorry gotta be offered to the bog
@Federalrepublicofsprout7263
@Federalrepublicofsprout7263 2 ай бұрын
I love how overcharging is the crime and not the bribe itself.
@vi5692
@vi5692 11 ай бұрын
-Kills family member -Possessions go to said family member’s family -Wait, that’s me -Nothing’s changed
@adamplayz12456
@adamplayz12456 11 ай бұрын
Thanks for doing ireland
@NickAndriadze
@NickAndriadze 11 ай бұрын
Literal murder: Having to give your belongings to victim's family or being banished. Not managing to get a good yield because of something that might not even have been your fault, like a drought or a fire: Being killed and thrown into a place where your body would decay over centuries.
@driftyrift7888
@driftyrift7888 11 ай бұрын
i love my country's history
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 11 ай бұрын
The last one's fair, but how the hell is a bad crop YOUR fault!?
@louvata
@louvata 7 ай бұрын
Do Scotland next!
@EthicsCommittee638
@EthicsCommittee638 11 ай бұрын
It's hard to believe that the celtic of Ireland one of the most feared people in history
@GAMER123GAMING
@GAMER123GAMING 11 ай бұрын
The "Celtic" of Ireland still exist
@eggchomp
@eggchomp 10 ай бұрын
Boo!
@BarrocoTarot
@BarrocoTarot 11 ай бұрын
Love the content and the edition, beautiful and helpful.
@veroxid
@veroxid 11 ай бұрын
I always knew my last name originated from a clan of "Ancient Irish Noble Poets," but this is the first time that I heard that these people were also the inspiration behind the modern idea of "bards." One commenter even talked about how it was believed that their words were supernatural and thus the insults of a bard being akin to a curse, and I'm just sitting here thinking "Hey, that's _'Cutting Words'_ and/or _'Vicious Mockery'_ from D&D 5e," Lol.
@cianmurphy7451
@cianmurphy7451 11 ай бұрын
What’s your last name?
@CalebAnimations3000
@CalebAnimations3000 4 ай бұрын
A bad harvest being a crime is crazy 💀
@baileygregg6567
@baileygregg6567 11 ай бұрын
Those peat bog deaths💀🫤
@ElMistroFeroz
@ElMistroFeroz 5 ай бұрын
Good to know people were once held accountable for slander.
@SullyAhern
@SullyAhern 11 ай бұрын
As an Irish person this was very fun to watch, and I’m apart of the Ahern clan
@halrd2651
@halrd2651 11 ай бұрын
yo im part of the A'hearn clan are you from the west?
@SullyAhern
@SullyAhern 11 ай бұрын
@@halrd2651 originally from east moline Illinois
@SullyAhern
@SullyAhern 11 ай бұрын
Born there
@halrd2651
@halrd2651 11 ай бұрын
usually the A'hearns and variants come from county Clare or Galway in Ireland, you should come sometime although not over the next few months there is a lot of stuff going on rn
@SullyAhern
@SullyAhern 11 ай бұрын
We are from the Clare county grand father born their, and moved he was a horse farmer
@6579kaj
@6579kaj 10 ай бұрын
Do wales next
@ifeeldead463
@ifeeldead463 11 ай бұрын
Mrs Ma'am really did say "Fine, I'll buy my own food smh"
@MrMusic-ct4is
@MrMusic-ct4is 10 ай бұрын
The harvest thing is literally like throwing a child into a volcano to make the gods give you rain
@H3LLBIN
@H3LLBIN 11 ай бұрын
“Bard” My mind: *DND????*
@ZoyaNteyi
@ZoyaNteyi 11 ай бұрын
The last one is amazing
@Elegantytalt
@Elegantytalt 11 ай бұрын
Im fine with celtic ireland
@tktyga77
@tktyga77 10 ай бұрын
That last law is very much understandable & could definitely be helpful to ensure healthy births
@ryry_2720
@ryry_2720 11 ай бұрын
Being punished for not tending to your pregnant wife is pretty progressive for medieval Europe
@deborahvaughan5231
@deborahvaughan5231 2 ай бұрын
I am enjoying these thank you very much
@MySweetT1
@MySweetT1 11 ай бұрын
Well that explains rapunzel, lol
@maxblast8210
@maxblast8210 11 ай бұрын
I like that last one
@luluMusicGamesMovies
@luluMusicGamesMovies 10 ай бұрын
The pregnant wife feeding law is valid and should be reinstated
@MarkelMathurin
@MarkelMathurin 5 ай бұрын
Nah
@Joe-Ligma69
@Joe-Ligma69 20 күн бұрын
>"Killing someone who was your kin would lead to forfeiting all your possessions to the victim's family" So... to yourself?
@sarahmichelle5902
@sarahmichelle5902 11 ай бұрын
We should bring back that last one.
@mistymeaner1753
@mistymeaner1753 Ай бұрын
I'm reminded of a song about Brave, Brave Sir Robin. Apparently Sir Robin's bard was underpaid in the Quest for the Holy Grail.
@Avery_Silva
@Avery_Silva 11 ай бұрын
The pregnant wife actually makes sense
@Goldenroses930
@Goldenroses930 11 ай бұрын
Based ireland
@fardinrahman6403
@fardinrahman6403 11 ай бұрын
Last one makes perfect sense though!!!
@machina5
@machina5 11 ай бұрын
Weird crime: Starving your pregnant wife Weird punishment: Having to feed your pregnant wife Are you ok?
@rico-3687
@rico-3687 11 ай бұрын
Not one law against alcohol related debauchery... God bless the Irish!
@rachellemar111
@rachellemar111 3 ай бұрын
The last one is totally valid.
@FinnyTheFoxX
@FinnyTheFoxX 11 ай бұрын
that pregnant feeding crime should still be here
@taintwasher3703
@taintwasher3703 11 ай бұрын
Well nowadays they can get their own food without our help
@thenablade858
@thenablade858 7 ай бұрын
@@taintwasher3703 Yes, or they can order in.
@wormwoodmain8385
@wormwoodmain8385 11 ай бұрын
Honestly, compared to other punishments in history, this is not that bad
@typonumber8939
@typonumber8939 11 ай бұрын
Imagine going through a famine and you straight up just get murked
@Caprisunss
@Caprisunss 11 ай бұрын
The famine happened like a thousand years after this
@typonumber8939
@typonumber8939 11 ай бұрын
@@Caprisunss 🤓👆 "AsKually the famine happened a thousand years ago "
@Caprisunss
@Caprisunss 11 ай бұрын
@@typonumber8939 wow
@channelofrandom7731
@channelofrandom7731 4 ай бұрын
Murder: gtfo bro Bad harvest: YOU SHALL BE SENT TO THE BOG
@bubblebread5189
@bubblebread5189 10 ай бұрын
thank you for mentioning our little countrys roots.
@Anna_likestorun
@Anna_likestorun 10 ай бұрын
Hey there I’m Irish and I’m amazed lol ❤
@PintuMahakul
@PintuMahakul 10 ай бұрын
👍 An excellent and amazing video. We highly appreciate your work.
@jelly1552
@jelly1552 3 ай бұрын
I think I finally understand the vicious mockery spell
@wickedchild8501
@wickedchild8501 11 ай бұрын
The kinslaying punishment sounds very fair to me
@kristieskinner819
@kristieskinner819 5 ай бұрын
Wow, that's pretty harsh... 😢
@InsaneAsylumEscapee260
@InsaneAsylumEscapee260 10 ай бұрын
The last one is surprising.
@Avriel_Mimiga
@Avriel_Mimiga 11 ай бұрын
imagine getting unlucky and being killed for your bad luck
@contextlessness8826
@contextlessness8826 2 ай бұрын
Killing your king = banished Bad at growing crops = MOST PAINFULL AGONIZING DEATH
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