Teslabjørn expressions and acronyms

[@DKVXDK]

ABC is my favorite. Because “you Always Be Changin’ it”

[@JustBelieve-JC]

My favorite Bjørn speech at the moment is, “ The right side is the wrong side, the left side is the right side” 🤩🤟🏻 Greetings from Middelfart

[@ObserverDingue]

"Greetings from Middelfart" 🤣 There couldn't be a more appropriate greeting!! (type 2 gaseous emissions 😂)

[@thorbjrnhellehaven5766]

@@ObserverDingue sometimes names makes good entertainment in another language. In case you were not aware, Middelfart is a town in Denmark.

[@dr2okevin]

As a German, I like it when you throw random German words in.

[@Talaxianer]

Oh Scheiße Polizei Schnell!!

[@jkev1425]

Love it as well. Gives this channel lot of humor in my opinion😁

[@Fatal0l]

Salz Schmutz Fest. One of my favorites.

[@MatteoBurroni]

Everyone does, also Italians 🤣

[@hemmper]

Nein nein nein nein!

[@aaronmcilvain7641]

"Do you like that" always make me laugh and I don't know why😂 usually phrased twice consecutively for comedic timing and combined the classic shorter "shit"

[@KL_Stereo]

You're not alone, that's my alltime favorite as well 😆

[@ObserverDingue]

"You like that? You like that sh-ee-t??" 🤣

[@nohcam22]

@@ObserverDingue Hahahaha "do you like that sh*t??"

[@BallantineElectric]

You missed: "What the heck is this? A weapon?" 😂

[@helmuttrzoska4572]

That's the "running joke".

[@thorbjrnhellehaven5766]

It was hilarious when he picked up a car with Marcus, and Marcus responded by explaining what it actually is.....

[@martinwalsh9235]

While not an acronym "What the heck is this thing?, some sort of weapon!!" classic Byorn. Also "Like a Boss" 😂

[@stal5861]

Which became Like a BaaS (Battery-as-a-Service, from Nio)

[@Bud_Terence]

@@GregHassler Nope. Its to make Soapbubles. 😉

[@tiha7698]

Like a Ninja.

[@jaewonchang3448]

Who is Byron? It's Bjørn.

[@ObserverDingue]

I like your "driver's food" references: "No time for double penetration!" "Holy guaca-mol-y!" And for some reason I always crack up when you say "nothing to see! nothing to see!" Good charging performance: "E-tron go home!!" Beh-em-veh: sometimes your press car, or another beh-em-veh on the road, comes with the "optional signal package" 😂 Bjørn brings humour to car videos "like a bo-ass!!"

[@paco9713]

Not today sun, not today 😁 🤣🤣🤣

[@H-Harold]

When I picked up my MY this week, I was doing delivery checklist and popped open the frunk. I was by myself but I still said aloud “what the heck is this thing?”

[@KamiraXIV]

My favorite is ABC - Always Be Creating new expressions

[@thorbjrnhellehaven5766]

ABC - almost best comment 😀

[@ovidiucarstea2649]

You forgot about "what the heck is this thing?" for the towing hook....::))) That's my favourite!!:))

[@electricguy109]

"By going deep, you will come faster"… Yikes, spicy 😂😂😂!!!

[@marcgirard7551]

This is a great video and trip down memory lane for those of us that have been following you for 5 or 6 years! Favourite expressions - ABC Milkman YOLO it Type 3c

[@jimmyhii3]

you don't realize how many inside jokes Bjorn has built up over all his videos. this is hilarious!

[@brianblanchette9506]

The expression for me is, Type 1,Type 2, Type3c discharge…it cracks me up every single time.

[@DS-gd4le]

ABC for sure is a classic one. But I also like done d u n.

[@markgeezey1809]

Class Björn, 🙌🤣🤣. So funny explaining these phrases/acronyms. Great to hear the classics again. This is why people love your channel. 👏👏👏. My young son always says “Like a Ninja’ to everything and every time he sees a model3 he says there goes Tesla Bjorn 🚗. Just a shame that irony and sarcasm can be lost on some people. Keep going deep Bjorn 🤣.

[@josemdbl4957]

Even though I know all of the expressions, I really enjoyed watching it and going through all of them. What a great community you create!! Keep it up!

[@catalicos]

I loved the "deep in the dark forests of Norway where no one can hear you scream" followed by the "muahahahaha". But this was some years back.. Also, recently I love the "evil laugh" edit with the added reverb effect 😂

[@MichaelDoran23]

I enjoy hearing you say, I'm going deep and I'll see if I can ninja this driver in front. 😂😂

[@emptyhollow6707]

ABC - always go deep!

[@nohcam22]

I use these expressions and acronyms on the daily now. Especially the "sheeeeeiiiiit".

[@ArnaudContet]

Invariably each video will start with with "Yo what's up", and a drive with "We are on the move"

[@Dan4096]

Also, "we are now in the garage" or "we are now in front of the house"

[@marcio_de_oliveira]

Hi Björn, I cannot forget the one you say… “holly guacamole” 😁

[@ErikMeike]

I have followed your channel for several years, and you have been one of the few reviewers who actually discovers new content and does real quantitative tests and goes through the effort to understand vehicles and results. This was a great introduction into the teslabjørnian language lol.

[@lindabrandbeauty]

«Ninja» is my favorite! Love all your crazy words, makes me laugh! 🤗😂

[@smallmj2886]

I never realized how many of your expressions are innuendos. Nice job lumping them together.

[@colla555]

Best example 7:55 says "I don't wanna dig around too long" and shows a clip of eating a Hotdick.

[@massiveimprovement]

SPEKERÖD-SPEKERÖD-SPEKERÖD

[@michaelkim3432]

Thanks Bjorn! It wasn't too hard to figure all of these terms out over watching many hours of your vids. I think the lingo definitely makes your channel unique and you feel like an "insider" when you can understand all the secret terms. Very witty and unique. Great community you have here!

[@DavinaTheWeena]

Enjoyed that. I use ABC all the time incl at work which confuses ppl lmao

[@karlbloss]

As someone who grew up speaking German, I love all the German crossover terms because they're so accurately descriptive! I especially love the SalzSchmutzFest (although technically you don't capitalize the interior letters). My aunt used to say her car was a SalzHering (salted herring) after it had been through a SalzSchmutzFest for a while. Keep the Bjornisms coming!

[@Bud_Terence]

My fav. is the end of 1000 km Challenge "nein nein nein nein". For me that sounds like: Nooooo, don't let this end ... 😅

[@andycanon1]

Anhängerkupplung always makes me chuckle.

[@huboz0r]

Doing things "like a Ninja" is definitely my favorite. I think about it every time i cut the queue at a charger ;)

[@ronalddolman2654]

Haha, love it! Also, isn't 'Fat E-tron' also a TesjaBjørn expression? I hear it used regularly here in the Netherlands. I've even heard an Audi dealer mentioning it to distinguish between the original E-tron (55/50) and the Q4 e-tron.

[@apocrypth]

thats probably Bjorns expression, not sure if somebody else before him came with that.

[@ObserverDingue]

Hands up who wants Bjørn merch? Tees & hats. I'd love that sh-ee-t! My top 3: "What da heck is dis?" "Double penetration, garlic sauce!" "nein nein nein NEIN!!" - 999.9 logo 👍Bjørn Merch for the win

[@leftcoaster67]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Just the way you pronounce it. It's fantastic. I won't stalk you Bjorn. You are entertaining, and very imformative. I appreciate all your work. Looks like you covid recovered quickly. Stay safe with you and wifey.

[@luisfernandes4145]

You forgot TBTP, TeslaBjøn Test Procedure, I can't say I have a favorite, all make me smile...😁 This video was not needed by us veterans, but was very entertaining! 👍😁

[@CoolSilver]

Modeled after the WLTP but better in every measurable way

[@luisfernandes4145]

@@CoolSilver yesss! 👍

[@Kopchronicles]

I love your sayings etc they are a big part of your personality and channel.

[@grumpyoldmandk8120]

Because of you, I now use (to much irritation to my wife) so many german terms, like "ladestau" "stau" "NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!" and "schmutzig"... I´ve come to love these words because of you :D

[@richardgoldsmith7278]

In days (and phones) gone by, I would have sampled Bjørn’s “Google Sheeeiiiit “ as a ring tone. Most apt out of context!

[@alvarogalagonzalez5374]

Wow I've heard all those throughout the years but never stopped to count them all. My favorite of course is the type x discharge, to me the most original 😂

[@MaT-eq4el]

@BjornNyland Do I smell the ideas for a possible merchandise with your expression on it!!

[@ericvet8b]

Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣 So many more, as people said before regarding food, charging port side, “what the heck is this”…. 🤩🤩

[@coulomjo]

Awesome video! As a Quebec resident I totally feel you with the salzschutzfest. If you ever decide to launch a merch store I'd like to buy a "the Weapon" t-shirt 😂

[@AngelFG-Model3]

Holy wacamoly?? 🤣

[@benediktfreude]

It's Holy guacamole 🥑 😉

[@AngelFG-Model3]

@@benediktfreude not in Bjorn language 😅

[@kofio7581]

Gangbang, going deep, hammer it - Giggity!

[@latlak]

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN and all those names for charger locations.Those are my favorites. :D

[@mortenlund4828]

Great video. Best regard from Fossil.

[@elektrofahrzeugfreund7840]

Helga ich komme is may Favorit

[@christophernoble6810]

Back in the 80s we used to bale out from trains when we decided to get off short of our intended destination. So very similar.

[@goodman1399]

My favorite is ABC...... Love it

[@Talaxianer]

Finally: Bjørn - English / English - Bjørn 😆

[@Chris060889]

That was hilarious, as a German. You forgot about Helga. Also actually for me bimelim buumelum sounds even funnier than typ3c discharge. Keep up the good entertaining work

[@okkeharr]

Just yo clarify: Bimelim = Type 1. Bumelum = Type 2

[@OenkePoenke]

@@okkeharr I guess Rama Lama Ding Dong is Type 3c then? :-D

[@adewouters]

For me for sure the preferred one is ABC. It applies to so many things! Friends of mine recently bought their 1st EV (Mokka-e) and I offered them a Type 2 cable to use on public chargers, remembering them to ABC !

[@MatteoBurroni]

"I'm not too serious on the channel" Really? I see a lot of people who still haven't understood it on the comments 🤣🤣🤣 Anyway, "always be cleaning" from schmutz was one of my favorite ABC ever 🤣

[@xmtxx]

Yet, he is the most serious EV tester on YT. We get the best of both worlds.

[@Empiro3]

No matter the origins, I think cold gate is a great term for it since it's literally the cold gating the charging speed.

[@susvortin]

Hammer it & Ninja 👍 + "Anthanggekuplung"

[@bobo-san]

recently I very often use "let's hammer it" or "shiii..." or "ninja..." I love your way of playing with words even using german parts combining to english... very great job! ... uuuuh I forgot the best: "what the heck"! 🙂

[@reynoldichi1090]

" What the heck is this thing? " 🤣 Weapon?

[@thomasalbrecht5914]

The “afterburner” function has an analogy in ICE technology, where Diesel engines sometimes have to generate more heat than the ordinary operation produces, for instance to heat up an oxidation catalyst to burn soot particles trapped in a filter. This is achieved by injecting fuel after the ignition has taken place, resulting in unburnt fuel going down the exhaust pipe to ignite in the oxidation cat. The effect is similar: you make the engine work less efficiently deliberately to get more heat that you use to a scope outside driving. (Of course electric is still much more efficient, but at least the heating in fossils is almost for free most of the time, because two thirds of the energy in the fuel will be transformed into heat anyway - even when you need air conditioning rather than heating.)

[@xmtxx]

Add to that the fact that, from time to time, the catalytic reaction needs to happen in a fuel rich environment, you get even more, and constant small afterburner.

[@Waldlaeufer789]

SalzSchmutzFest great 🤣🤣👍

[@erwingiger9735]

ABC is definitely your best or let's say your most flexible used expression. Always be cleaning is another way you use it often 😀 However I like all your expressions 👍

[@nmtb1972]

I didn't know the milkman story. Thanks for sharing. Isn't dinosaur juice originally from Top Gear? I like the ABC jokes and elaborate variations.

[@gregfordyce9476]

Ernie, the fastest Milkman... kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpaUqamvicl1kKs

[@SasquatchMelee]

I've not seen "Schtatus" here. Although it's pretty obvious what it is, the story behind it is kinda funny.

[@chenrunli3354]

Your video is entertaining.

[@maksynyt]

You start always with "Yo what's up" but I assume that you actually say "Yo Watts Up" like a Ninja. :D

[@deas1972]

Fav Word: Bolleland!

[@jonathanhemming1242]

”Ionic go home!” And ”Etron go home!” :)

[@freas8520]

"NENF", Never Empty Never Full. As in SoC, unless LFP of course.

[@JeepeeConception]

"Fat e-Tron go home!"😂

[@ekhaat]

My favorite must be "Schtatus", said by some kind of Helga

[@iangardner2311]

Bjorn, what are the thermal window covers called that you use when camping? I just bought an EV6. So am in buying mode.

[@battlewarshippapie1904]

Fossil car 👍😀

[@nakfan]

AFAIR the nice guy eating with Bjørn was a follower that happened to be at the "tankstelle" when Bjørn arrived and offered Bjørn dinner.

[@bjornnyland]

Nope, he was in fact a stream sniper.

[@helmuttrzoska4572]

I missed the "excel sheeeeet" in your summary.

[@AndreSB43]

I think my favourite is the "what the heck is this thing" demonstrations. Another one I remember that you didn't include here is GOM, for the guess-o-meter.

[@Has7DCT]

I always love the signature "Shieeeet"

[@josephcullen2512]

You know a true comedian when they stop to explain the joke and terminology. It adds irony and becomes like a double joke

[@FynDk]

Love it! How many languages do you speak? 🇹🇭 🇧🇻 🇬🇧 🇩🇪🥷 👍

[@michelnix4841]

Always Bring Cable

[@BlazerRox]

What about Sheeeeeit

[@PabloBellissimo]

I think it’s time to make T-shirts! 😜

[@erlingbrenn9239]

Salzschmutzfest🤣👍

[@crumcon]

Hi Bjron, What kind of roof blocker do you use on your Tesla in this video? Somestimes i want to use it when parking in the fully sun and in the summer.

[@bjornnyland]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aX65oWyCjdtpgdk

[@perandersen2059]

Play with words - now we're cooking 😂

[@roulezbranches]

In Millenium Falcon, ABC, Always Bring Chewbacca

[@trym_BM]

When i se a fat e-tron it gets me thinking that it’s «charging like a boss»

[@JohnDoe-vx3z]

Hammer time, you can't touch this

[@AliWade1971]

Nein, Nein, Nein ….. I can’t say it without attempting a German accent now 😀. Also the infamous Banana Boxes

[@alanhold2468]

Myself and my wife always have a good laugh at your countdown. I have been watching you for a couple of years now Bjorn and always enjoy your videos. Also imho you have improved because you now understand design compromise. And don't compare apples to oranges. Too many EV testers don't understand you can't really compare a model 3 performance to a Zoe. Lol. One is a premium performance car. And the other is a good cost effective car compared to small ICE cars. Another thing you get right that so many EV testers get wrong. They call Tesla model 3 a luxury car. Lol. They obviously have never driven a Bentley. Lol... Keep up the great work Bjorn🙏👊

[@paco9713]

Helga isch come and Not today son, not today! And of course Google shieeèeeeet..... Done - D-O-N 🤣🤣🤣

[@emiliorescigno]

"It's not colgate, it's colgate."

[@alejandrodecelis1836]

You forgot to comment the "gom":)

[@lsb187]

The longer I hear your explainations the weirder it gets😂

[@Wooder71]

Maybe they don’t have……. always makes me laugh 😂

[@ricospider]

FTW - for the win Ioniq go home

[@Michael_Hanisch]

You forgot to explain "Nisse" or "Slow Pokes"

[@BMosbat]

What the about "speculate speculate speculate"?

[@WTFaq]

Classic Bjorn

[@SamuraiTacos1]

awesomeness