BLACK OPS COLD WAR ... For Noobs

Another year, another Call of Duty. This time, the franchise takes place during the Cold War! Does this change of scenery make this COD game worth your time? Let's find out, shall we?
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[@TheMacroShow]

the only thing more toxic than Call of Duty lobbies is your mean replies to my tweets 😭 @theMacroShow

[@3li359]

LOL sry

[@NUKEBOI]

Hi macro

[@wideeric1]

My man Macro!

[@nothingtoimagine3851]

you said it

[@FriedBreadToastFish]

That's sad

[@FireKnight150]

Caustics even is too scared to play cod

[@Freezy310]

That’s when you know it’s bad

[@77chickennug84]

Lmao

[@harveytodd4309]

Noo I was just about to comment this

[@imbored34526]

I couldn’t not blame him though

[@stegosaurus2]

you mean causTHICC

[@MrWoof-ki3uo]

I'm laughing cause the prefix "macro" means large

[@zenugget645]

wait, yeah

[@nullnummer9332]

You are the chosen one

[@methatswho6299]

Microsoft? More like Macrohard

[@urboichris2874]

I mean. He pretty THICC doe

[@supermarine2493]

Man was just complimenting him :)

[@smolist2741]

Played 1 game of Cold War, got called a b*tch a total of 17 times.

[@harshvirdi8585]

bruh same...

[@imakevideos5186]

I never ran to any toxic players apart from one time but he was insulting the whole team

[@ironefesen9472]

And you remember that

[@leprechaun2719]

Not all people are like that but I had my fair share

[@masterchief4421]

Call of duty has the most toxic community

[@gigachadstudios5353]

"They add a lot more lore to the Easter eggs" The Zombies Community would like to have a word with you

[@lm_slayer1]

I got properly triggered when I heard that lmao

[@darthnut7089]

As a part of the zombies community I fucking hate casual players they are very annoying.

[@moonwalker9626]

@@darthnut7089 ah yes playing for fun is very upsetting and definitely not at all what the game was for

[@darthnut7089]

@@moonwalker9626 Correct the game was made for the hardcore players

[@assassingoose3984]

@Darth Nut nah the game was made like any other game For fun

[@ryanmcfeeters6698]

“I’M A GOD DAMN ONION MASON”

[@peachbeach9471]

Keep it a stsck

[@snjezanagaletovic6004]

Yessir

[@jayeon2670]

"We do this quiet."

[@todd2069]

Mason: yeah, your the expert in Quiet. Woods: IM A GODAM ONION

[@ncrtrooper3953]

same

[@smile--]

Macro: "Diamond wrap is for sweats" Macro 2 minutes later: **has diamond sniper**

[@adziotic]

macro exposed

[@_theghost96_4]

SNIPER RIFLE DAMMIT!!!

[@hellraiser7769]

Where?

[@reague_4055]

He becoming one of them oh no

[@guidomista9565]

Is that buccelatlLEE

[@_FuhQ]

"1v1 me on rust" Ah yes my favorite treyarch map

[@letoaster4974]

is a iw map

[@darwin432]

@@letoaster4974 r/woooosh

[@Slayer-ur5pu]

He was talking about COD in general you idiot 😂

[@darwin432]

@@Slayer-ur5pu u liked ur own comment

[@Slayer-ur5pu]

@@darwin432 prove it

[@LikeAChameleon]

Macro: goes to “most toxic place” DMR-14 in Warzone: *am I a joke to you?*

[@alucard7075]

wait until you find out it’s also in CW

[@clamchowdah9140]

War zone is shit

[@_bepis_9242]

@@clamchowdah9140 just like fortnite

[@guardian6975]

@@_bepis_9242 battle royales suck

[@_bepis_9242]

@@guardian6975 honestly i cant argue with that

[@realkingofantarctica]

BOCW: **gets revealed** 80% of people in the live chat: "They never even fought anyone in the Cold War lol."

[@ryleyferrari]

from my knowledge i think that they did fight a bit it was just never declassified to the public

[@exotic3124]

YEAH!!!! THE WAR OF INTELLIGENCE AND NOT PHYSICAL WARFARE!!!!

[@thecalamity278]

They did it just wasn't full warfare

[@TazeBrickway]

Bro same thats why im mad about it. It was the worst war for cod to go off of ever.

[@sbev]

@@ryleyferrari wow it's like that's what a black ops mission is

[@T-swaby]

Caustic went to c.o.d hoping to enchance the toxicity of his gas trap

[@rectaltickler8303]

Apex is more toxic so i don’t know what you’re talking about

[@zapstar9140]

Bruh have you ever played a COD game

[@BLVCKFROG]

@@rectaltickler8303 no,just....no

[@leblobfish4825]

@@rectaltickler8303 Hahahahha COD is more toxic

[@leblobfish4825]

@@rectaltickler8303 Lets just say you are saying that apex are more toxic cuz you are noob at the game, if you aren't noob they probably wont bully you 🤭🤭

[@vistacherry]

Macro: wants hijacked Me when season four is about to release: you got what you wanted, but at what cost?

[@thatdogeguy9108]

$60

[@janoahh]

“Friggin NoobTuber” ah yes the old call of duty

[@thunder-pineapple1929]

"Gun them down with eas" Laughs in veteran difficulty

[@jamielang4939]

Veteran is literally like they have hacks. Cod has always made the ai never miss and have wall hacks

[@SrsWho]

laugh in realism

[@luh_connor]

@@SrsWhoon realism you might as well do it irl

[@tmcwas3717]

@@luh_connor well I just did I committed multiple war crimes and am now wanted in 50 different country’s

[@hazza8254]

Try realism

[@ol1mar]

Macro: means large Congratulations, you played yourself

[@Jeevzsk]

Bro he was complimenting no dissing him

[@adamibrahim504]

@Sku11z Macro brain*

[@terrariancrab1353]

3:58 *"we did it boys, hijacked is back."*

[@WrongboyArchived]

“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “As long as noobs suffers” “He gets a view”

[@TheCommentor-]

2-1-1-3 I need the toilet cuz I need to pee Macro is the youtuber I want to see I sat down and drank some tea Then I jumped into the sea

[@andre_mod3282]

@@TheCommentor- how long did it take to make that poem

[@YeeYEE-eb3vl]

BRO HE CALLED SATELLITE IS A BAD MAP

[@somedude3313]

Next video:cOlD wAr MaKeS nO sEnSe CaUsE i lOSt 1 mAtCh

[@zydg7787]

@@YeeYEE-eb3vl kid shut up

[@bryant4657]

instead of opening the door and seeing BO cold war, it should have been a modern warfare 2 pre-game lobby

[@keatonwilson5342]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blakemartin4833]

DONT MISS THIS, THERE IS A BETA FOR COLD WAR PUT NOW

[@platypus5964]

@@blakemartin4833 free aces

[@Live-qf2lg]

I honestly love the stealth in the campaign, it might be easy to take everyone down but I think that it just enhances your replayability. [SPOILER ALERT] In Break On Through, when I was givin the bow and arrow to take the vietnamese out during the night, I originally tried to do it quiet style but got spotted and just proceeded with the mission. After a few days, I wanted to see if I could do it again, but stealthy. I made it, and I just loved that there weren't and repercussions because it gives the player freedom on how they want to play the game.

[@Emma-kv5ew]

E E E E

[@bozakbozo1541]

2:40 sussy sus

[@jacobwillems-jacobsen5533]

5:35 ''The meme, that's such a vibe'' I shat myself because of laughter

[@aspetznazstan5118]

Evan caustic couldn’t handle those levels of toxicity

[@michaelbpoole74]

Imagine if he Harvested it for his traps He would be the most op

[@teamfloppa2901]

Mw2 public lobby

[@LolliPop-zz5oz]

Its spelled even

[@rectaltickler8303]

Apex is equally as toxic perhaps even more toxic than Call of Duty

[@aestermaty]

@@rectaltickler8303 how is it more toxic than kids yelling at you because you aimed for more than a 0.5 seconds

[@s3rver636]

7 months later Marco realized hijacked is now on Cold War....

[@chaoskong2987]

It should have been there at launch

[@s3rver636]

@@chaoskong2987 that’s true

[@lan260]

"In zombies, you can now complete an objective and win" Easter eggs: am i a joke to you

[@masiel27]

"i've been searching for the most toxic things" me: league of legends players

[@add2926]

Yes

[@minutememesfanpage1639]

Fax

[@thephoenix4363]

im a victim

[@nedereach0513]

No cap

[@thegarlicedragon3952]

have you heard overwatch players

[@jakman8515]

5:58 wait is that literally the joke or did the dude literally not understand that macro means huge and micro is small?

[@bekindtoothers8615]

some people are just dumb, and that made it funnier

[@kratosbutcooler1363]

I beleive that a) he was sarcistic or b) he was never loved by his parents

[@bekindtoothers8615]

@@kratosbutcooler1363 probably b

[@ffaalyx3104]

@@kratosbutcooler1363 f

[@kratosbutcooler1363]

@@ffaalyx3104 f what?

[@theonewhoknocks2276]

2:34 I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@treyfolger995]

Yeah he wants to feed him.... Where was your mind at 😏

[@kjarpr0]

This review type formula works really well for you, keep em’ coming Macro!

[@sagebacon4129]

everyone gangsta until they realize macro means large

[@Justjay224]

Sooo..oh no

[@bioticsla]

Macro p***s ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@somedude3313]

Next video:cOlD wAr MaKeS nO sEnSe CaUsE i lOSt 1 mAtCh

[@keatonsilva3080]

Everyone gansta till someone steals a comment

[@tacogames9118]

Macro: Super convoluted objective, tons of new lore! Bo3 zombies: Am i a joke to you?

[@tribute7339]

Also bo3 zombeis: HAVING LITTERAL BOSS BATTLES

[@Plngerskull]

4:02 it worked

[@drasaris8682]

“The most toxic place” League of Legends: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@eladblaier898]

Joke’s on him: Macro actually means big

[@anshitgupta1294]

Exactly

[@kmoisgodly7720]

Lol

[@Xavagery]

7:44 its still stealthy if no ones left to witness you

[@Bareezio]

I wasn't seen if there's nobody to see me

[@pradyumnaa9499]

Hell yeah

[@AnotherCanadian]

I mean..yeeeeeaaah but noooooo

[@Mrskeletonfitness]

Macro: so I wil be giving call of duty Cold War a... *phone dies

[@yeetyourded9274]

F

[@oakonion8860]

Rip

[@idkname7374]

bruh i love your videos soo much thank you for posting

[@benito8596]

The zombies is just a masterpiece in Cold War ❤️❤️❤️

[@chrispy3473]

"Im a goddamn onion, mason"

[@sullyshot48]

“You should know that!”

[@gavincantsee]

"Not a fucking word Bell

[@unoriginal7076]

@@gavincantsee LMFAOOO MY FAVOURITE LINE

[@mr.hungee9624]

Sadly I didn’t get that line in my version :(

[@somebodyyutk]

haha funny :)

[@maj.belikov7736]

Thank you, I needed this...

[@nile4156]

I always love intro to these vids

[@ieatneckhair8476]

When’s mirage 2.0 coming?

[@noyaanadeem]

Watch his season 5 vid again

[@zubairsheraz5175]

When he’ll hit 2000 or 4000 twitch subs

[@tamimeid813]

@@zubairsheraz5175 2000

[@eaoweao]

@@tamimeid813 wha is he on now

[@tamimeid813]

@@eaoweao I will check

[@dommychad8465]

Whenever Macro uploads it puts a smile on my face Thanks dude

[@slimrider1362]

He used the bone works theme, Amazing!

[@coolspacecat]

My first Call of Duty was Black Ops 2. I was not able to play another one until Warzone and Cold War, so I personally like it a lot, because it is nostalgic to me. It was the first game in 10 years to remind of playing zombies with my brother, so I personally loved the game, but I am biased.

[@amplifi3dgaming608]

"i've been searching for the most toxic things" me: for honor players tho

[@nobody5331]

Yeah....

[@ganlo9128]

yes

[@turtlewithatophat5741]

yes

[@Honest-King]

Toxicity is subjective Because the same toxic players are playing multiple games ...

[@TheCommentor-]

@E yo me too, Lego Star wars players are so toxic.

[@jcsauce3912]

after Caustic watched this video, he decided that in addition to poisoning you, his gas now attacks you mentally with insults and bad words

[@zudarzahnshow5759]

This guy is so soft and doesn't curse. Respect and love for ya!

[@lukeholmes9767]

4:03 “bring back hijacked”. Bocw-“hold my beer”

[@jacobbate4508]

I love how everyone’s like EARLY but it’s been over 10 mins lol

[@icoughed4991]

They were probably early before the 10 minutes tho...

[@icoughed4991]

Not everyone arrived at the same time as you

[@jacobbate4508]

@@icoughed4991 lol ok

[@jakman8515]

LATE!

[@tobe4348]

Ok

[@MaksTheMilkman]

2:40 wth

[@rxr9301]

Ehhhhhhhh

[@rxr9301]

I’m scared

[@ashtonmillis4951]

.....

[@weird_0]

An adult jokr my man

[@nickvaneenennaam7272]

Is that thing a pedofile?

[@visionproductions5880]

Congratulations on 1million

[@rasmusheal6802]

Me and this guy have the same love for black ops 2 zombies

[@samuraigoose423]

Macro: the most toxic thing in the world is black ops Cold War lobby’s The cousin who’s older than you but worse at the game: am I a joke to you?

[@luckylouie9168]

This actually made me see this is a good cod game.

[@reague_4055]

I bought cold war when I finished this video thank you macro

[@rearez3315]

First when i saw the ZOMBIE COFFIN DANCE my meme veins activated. DAAAMNN BOA

[@fbi3233]

Zombie has had complicated easter eggs from the very beginning.

[@baizuo_6246]

Yeah not from the beginning

[@fbi3233]

Ok fine since black ops 2 but was the real beginning imo

[@baizuo_6246]

@@fbi3233 bo1 moon

[@ShinoyamaOwO]

@@baizuo_6246 fck moon

[@veenakhanna3233]

@@fbi3233 *lol*

[@keertivallabanoutlook8658]

“Older games, like overwatch and apex rarely ever crash...” Apex. LOL.

[@shiro9863]

Try it on steam I probably crashed only a few times this season

[@astrobird11]

Bro I crash like 70 time I have crashed

[@idog5423]

I honestly haven't crashed on olympus. I've heard that the launch of World's edge caused crashed.

[@drpredator7502]

Its my 7th season in apex and my game crashed only 4 times in total its pc specific issue . Game is fine.

[@astrobird11]

@@drpredator7502 I'm on Xbox and my game crashes every time I play that's why I don't play anymore but there are 10 other reasons why I don't play but I don't wanna mention them cuz I think I'll ruin the mood

[@julianrcr2374]

I agree with everthing but you got to say they did all of this in quarantine that is pretty impressive

[@JONESY_69]

These intros always get me

[@arjunanthak3937]

Amazing!!!!! Love your content and ya please don't stop making more type of these videos 😁😁

[@noyaanadeem]

#indianmacroarmy

[@noahgall1965]

As a r6 player when he said for years I’ve been searching for the most toxic thing ever I’m like BRUH

[@ethanherring2956]

nah bruh its rust if anything lul

[@jaredl7996]

@@ethanherring2956 Cold War is more toxic than R6, Rust is the sweatiest most evil game in history undoubtedly. I got 1400 hours in that game and still cringe at the thought of going back

[@kobolt6247]

Siege is making baby steps. No more votekick but teankilling always holds a special spot in my heart

[@ragingadult5839]

Yeah youre right, since I started playing siege I fully understood the word "toxic".....

[@Crayveee]

@@jaredl7996 they knew that it would happen and they added an option to mute automatically everyone expect your party which is so useful lmao

[@andrewjames4580]

Hijack was one of my favorite bo2 maps passing standoff and just below Nuketown

[@simonvandooren7071]

Fun fact, when s4 drops, all of those will be in the game

[@mouadhchebbi5888]

Good video, family friendly and is a 10/10,

[@PhyzerGX]

The gunning everything down is so satisfying for me lmao

[@kaanyasin3733]

Veteran:I once took Out a person and killed em while they we're down. I commited many other warcrimes. The USA: Yaaaay our Hero!

[@TheKing-yc8qy]

your welcome like this is a bit graphic but in red dead redemption 2 with a sawed off shotgun u can shoot off arms, heads, and legs

[@potatopotato6290]

5:58 first compliment on cod ever

[@Jeejjdjdjdjdjdj]

Even though I know this already I love the content this makes

[@clarkxl]

subscribed immediately due to the BONEWORKS music at the end

[@drsherifff]

"The most toxic place" Have you ever heard of the so-called "League of Legends"

[@takumarenslo8472]

U heard of warzone but rumble?

[@yourlocalhalalbutcher2707]

*overwatch theme casually plays*

[@drsherifff]

Hanzo, can you maybe, like, not play Hanzo?

[@x-fayad-x8828]

@@takumarenslo8472 warzone rumble ain't shit

[@danielhooper8246]

Mw2 search and destroy casually has 12 year old saying the N word 😂

[@harrisoncrossley206]

hello macro, love the vids keep it up!

[@a5playerunknown407]

2:47 multiplayer

[@tanyamitchell9812]

I love the classic intro

[@kingkang39]

"I'm a godamn onion mason"- Adler

[@ihave113subscribers2]

Woods said that?

[@guyontheinternet3064]

@@ihave113subscribers2 woods did say that!

[@nuraz5202]

That’s something the real woods wouldn’t say

[@kjiop1180]

"oh hey it's another cod game what's new this time?" "Well uh... There is uhhh... A new uhh.... Idk"

[@Honest-King]

The zombie mode has never been better the rest idk

[@minibloke4901]

Zombies

[@artilire]

Well i guess its in a different war but not much else

[@kjiop1180]

@FIR i Hope you will have fun but idk as personally I never played any cod games because I prefer high movement games (my fav games are apex legends and Titanfall 2)

[@domonicmodesitt2959]

this is helpful ty

[@trippinballsinumoms]

I don’t even play Cold War but it’s just fun to watch macro

[@XXXLlama]

Bruh I love the chat everyone is so toxic and it always gives me a good laugh

[@xandergaskill2075]

I laughed when you said Apex rarely ever crashes. Play on PS4. The struggle is real

[@Bareezio]

Totally agree with that one

[@zoemambuay2643]

Oof same

[@TazeBrickway]

Its the same on x box man. I wanna PC

[@arthurmichigan1791]

You have to unfriend some peeps have like 1k friends just murders apex

[@arthurmichigan1791]

@@zoemambuay2643 u gotta unfriend people having tons of friends destroys apex

[@Jaknightshadeuser]

I remember my dad and my two brothers would always play zombies no matter if it was a week day or the weekend bo2 we would usually get to about round 19

[@bingus1806]

Love this videos intro

[@garagerat468]

Petition for macro to change his second channel's name to micro

[@standardised8260]

2010s, the decade of the downfall of good companies, 2020s, the decade of the renaissance History repeats itself.

[@Kbxbigbro808]

Yup nothing really new honestly

[@smitsonavane6278]

Reconaissance means recon I guess you meant renaissance

[@standardised8260]

@@smitsonavane6278 oh i just realised thanks for pointing that out

[@smitsonavane6278]

You're welcome mate

[@rianna1_1]

I love his creative intros

[@matteo-zw4ys]

Cold War Campaign felt like a revived version of black ops 1. It was great.

[@ompke]

Finally,i was watching your old videos, waiting for a new one...

[@sear-_-jay8211]

Same I was watching his apex legends gun list

[@DuesVult]

10 years ago: WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON Now: BELL WHERES PeRsEuS?

[@ewanfarley]

oNiOn MaN Go ThRoUgH tHe DoOr BeLl

[@mensoDAgoon]

I have not played a single cod game in years i bought this yesterday and so far i really like it alot

[@zenoshima9639]

I can safely say cold war is one of my favorites between bo2 so i really recommend it i love mp

[@anaszaheer5822]

I"ll give you a like just for the intro

[@ayyo238]

I was about to start asking for the music macro uses, then I realized hes got me covered with the description

[@ceethree7776]

Lawl, so true " you're not really supposed to know what you're supposed to do " 🤣🤷

[@TheWendi2323]

When I discovered the coffin dance meme in Call of Duty zombies I immediately like that instead of the zombies attacking me

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

R6 people ask. "Whats in the canister." Apparently, its the cod community.

[@2ndplaceplayer452]

"I'd tell 'ya, but then I would have to kill 'ya."

[@pizzatime901]

Fookin laser sights

[@Schw1cky]

nice

[@pizzatime901]

Lmg mounted and louded

[@rexy21]

Would've thought our R6 Community was more toxic than CoD, but I don't anymore.

[@cryptic_sentinel6077]

A lot more lore huh, looks at the other zombies maps

[@BigGavo1939]

Good vid :)

[@christinavaldez9268]

“I just don’t understand what I did “ I feel bad for macro lol

[@julianroen2877]

This time they added a lot more lore to the easteregg. Me on every bo3 map.

[@sainegray1785]

Macro: I don't want to spoil anything. Macro 2 seconds ago: *shows clip of Park or Lazar's death scene*

[@sainegray1785]

@Anthony Morillo I'm sorry but he's the one who showed it

[@MikeSevenUp]

I love this vid

[@alisontrumbull5199]

10/10 on the intro skit this time