Black Ops Cold War Zombies - Funny Mauer Der Toten Dialogue

[@HondaCivic-gf6yz]

you missed my favorite Klaus quote at the railroad ee step -"You just love giving orders aren't you? get my lunch, shine my shoes... STOP A FUCKIN TRAIN!"

[@sgt.killjoy7466]

You want me to do what now?

[@itzmeavery9854]

@@sgt.killjoy7466 stop a train? Sure! After that I suppose I should bring about world peace?

[@Starlight-by3cf]

@@itzmeavery9854 yes.

[@itzmeavery9854]

@@Starlight-by3cf and “stopping a train should be easy! Maybe you could do it!”

[@randombandit7389]

I started laughing uncontrollably when krevchenko said “is this why you didn’t say anything for a whole year? You fucking fool”

[@cowgod1945]

Peck is just…such an ass 😂 Like he’s smart but really really arrogantly so

[@shaneh1872]

@@cowgod1945 and that's why he's my favourite character from omega

[@Dystychip_Derpy]

@@cowgod1945 LMAO I bet that if the Omega Group members were to play Among Us in the break room, Peck would be the guy who knows Valentina is sus. But he wouldn't say anything. Kravchenko: Alright, who killed Private Jeonov. Gorev: I swear I saw Valentina leave Reactor. Valentina: I WAS AT CAMS! Dr. Jager: Sus. Kravchenko: Peck? *Peck remains silent, ONE YEAR LATER* Kravchenko: PECK! Peck: *wakes up* What, yeah? Oh. It was Valentina.

[@WilliamHoskins08]

This is the most dialog it feels like we've ever had in a map

[@normanbestboi9117]

In a cold war map

[@shaneh1872]

@@Shrekalisous in the next map in 2800 years lmao

[@chillatrix]

Hopefully they continue the trend of having funny dialogue. I get we’re in a war between something incomprehensible, but that’s no excuse as to why we can’t make fun of the enemy >:/

[@okaygerepied5388]

Hopefully

[@lsdxiii]

I hope they Devil May Cry it and just have fun with how insane fighting the undead is.

[@Cr1msnF4dger]

If they do that, then they should better not do it in the same level as these lame and stupid Marvel quips

[@chillatrix]

@@Cr1msnF4dger oh that would drive me insane!! the showdown with the director has an opening cutscene like “He’s _right_ behind me, is it he 😨”

[@XxJellyOwlxX]

0:49 "You are professional, da? So I trust you will not act like child with blacklight technology right? Right?" Never underestimate my stupidity, Gorev

[@Pastamist]

5:25 Cant say I’ve ever had a gun practically accuse me of cheating.

[@QuinnLytleFilms]

5:57 best line in the whole map

[@lunar58071]

The way he says the line is makes the joke

[@AzaleaPetals]

5:24 Grey: were you with another gun? Did you get bored? :(

[@ScoutTrooperMan]

klaus is probably having a oil drink with tedd in the dark aether

[@quicktortoise8775]

Make this canon

[@kvng_rvbby]

And the civil protector and Sophia

[@ScoutTrooperMan]

@@kvng_rvbby them too

[@WeepinGuitar98]

@@kvng_rvbby how ab Sgt. A.D.A.M.?

[@Dayashii]

It makes you wonder if originally weaver, Strauss, Grey, and carver where going to be the four protagonists for zombies before they had to force in warzone

[@charlesa6142]

Oh wow I never thought of that. Actually that would make sense come to think of it. You’re on to something

[@itzmeavery9854]

That’s what I usually think about, those four characters being the main ones, not the operators

[@ochoforreals]

It actually makes so much sense. Especially since there's 4 of them.

[@gumiscott6340]

As much fun as I had playing this map, I honestly like this idea and think it would have added more to the story/cutscenes (although this may be biased since I don't like the operator system too much...) Hopefully in the future, they might have these characters included as operators or smth? Would just in general like to play as a character with proper voice lines/quotes like how it used to be tbh, and seeing as how that's my main complaint about the system, if they had these 4 included with a good amount of quotes like characters had in previous games/actual reactions to their surroundings including cutscenes, I would probably like the system more in general

[@Im__Andy-f6x]

god i wish they were. hopefully in treyarch next game we’ll have a set crew

[@pookiechips5367]

Bruh doctor grays quotes for the wonder weapon is adorable

[@jackietang3789]

Ikr? She's such a lovable dork

[@TheShapeshiftingReptilian]

She's one of my favorites characters

[@Bl33dingheart222]

Ikr she's my 2nd favorite girl number one goes to maxis ofc

[@Yuhyeauhuhsurebuddy1]

"You're not an electrician, are you? So why'd you pick that up?" Well Peck, you were gonna bitch at me if I *didnt* pick up the fuses.

[@roxas141000]

Like peck you can't say sh!t you lost an eye over here and you getting on me for a fuse?

[@Bluesjet1234]

Who’s peck🤷🏻‍♂️

[@FirebrandXVI]

Doctor William Peck, traitor to the US who fled to Omega so he could help Kravchenko. He's the head scientist for anything related to the Dark Aether.

[@gagekieffer772]

​@@Bluesjet1234 Doctor William Peck is a character introduced in Firebase Z, serving as the main antagonist in that map.

[@Bluesjet1234]

@@gagekieffer772 sounds like a loser

[@thvl2018]

3:45 Side Quest: Delivery. Description: Daddy Gorev wanted to buy his son some batteries for his RC but sadly the father was busy with carrer in Spetsgruppa Omega.

[@SmilingSekiro]

Gorev’s quote for his son’s rc car is one of my favorites, and I was expecting this Klaus EE quote to be here “You just love giving orders, don’t you? Get my lunch, shine my shoes, STOP A FUCKING TRAIN!”

[@pixelslinge682]

5:35 I heard that wrong and I though it said "it's like taking candy from a baby. Eating the baby. Laughing while cries"

[@Mkyb0ne21]

Very wrong

[@DarielChavezV.]

@@Mkyb0ne21 nigga thought he was some fnaf shit 💀

[@jp_iguess-h7z]

I started crying when Strauss said as the American boys said ooh ra 😭😂🤣

[@jackedgar2460]

You missed one where you try to turn on the power and Peck says something like “I’m not sure what the opposite of the Midas Touch is, but you’ve definitely got it.”

[@CantThinkOfAnythingToUseHere]

I've heard that one as well.

[@changednameforpersonalreas9828]

Ah yes funny robot who has a personality of a psychopathic person having an extistencial crisis

[@sml2k186]

I love how peck claims the rai k 84 is his gun even tho he called it a child’s toy

[@jackietang3789]

Dr Grey's voice lines for CRBR are literally so adorable just like herself

[@acethehunter7898]

Peck asking the real questions with what was the krasny going to do

[@cowgod1945]

He may be up his own ass but sometimes he makes solid points

[@acethehunter7898]

@@cowgod1945 yeah definitely

[@Camo-un8ee]

He was gonna bring to battery to his son so he could power his rc helicopter

[@AvoidedOrc36584]

2:13 4:15 Man, Klaus is just a big mood

[@admiral_gravleos8]

What does that even mean?

[@Dre-_-420]

@@admiral_gravleos8 depressed, technically

[@lorenzomartin6127]

My main question is, why the hell is Klaus so relatable? Like he is a robot but acts like a teenager, despite he is a killing machine (Literally)

[@clutchmctryhard3110]

The Doctor Grey version of the CRBR-S is just as precious as she is herself lmao

[@mobiusblitz3470]

8:10. Grey channeling her inner foodie. That's it I'm nicknaming her Longcaster.

[@rosarivas6343]

I think cold war is playing with the story line 5:10

[@Theproudmomof03]

Demsey

[@AvoidedOrc36584]

It's not just Dempsey that says it though. It's said by the US soldiers in one of the MW games and it is mostly common among the Marines IRL.

[@codecrow514]

omg he said oo rah so he is rELatEd tO dEMpSey

[@Bl33dingheart222]

@@codecrow514 hE iS 😨😨😨

[@simplyrealistc1232]

7:50 The gun should’ve said this in the last cutscene, when the operators where being attacked by the helicopter.

[@itzmeavery9854]

Could’ve literally just melted the chopper

[@r_nayak]

3:33 is my favorite one, just imagine getting insulted by a robot

[@bowenjudd1028]

You missed a couple of responses to picking up CRBR-S Like the one where Jager says that CRBR-S exists because LSD.

[@silverseventeenleek]

Is that actually one of the lines

[@nicholasmoon3437]

@@silverseventeenleek Late but it's something along the lines of "Aaaaah, I see requiem research and development is still tripping lsd like it's the god damn seventies."

[@shastealyomeal]

Wtf I've never gotten that one

[@Bluesjet1234]

LSD🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@aslightlystablefootsoldier9838]

The amount of confusion you cause when wearing the crash dummy Stone skin is hilarious.

[@billybyrns2557]

I'm pretty sure the voice actor for Klaus is Chuck Huber, who you may better know as "Hans Volter", from Killing Floor 2. Really interesting choice, making a homicidal german robot voiced by the same guy who is a homicidal german cyborg/clone; both of whom were based on people who were at one point (in one universe or another) a Nazi. Really, *really* interesting.

[@HUNTER-rb9lc]

"Were you with another gun? Was it something I said?" When did we get married to our Guns?

[@cowgod1945]

When they leave us they take half our ammo…guns are bitches

[@bravoninja6937]

I don't know but I have this vibe that Klaus became TEDD the busdriver in future

[@trying2think765]

2:13 Klaus, you good bro?

[@c1rcuitgus115]

The voice actors were probably having fun doing these lines.

[@Sn3dic]

Klaus: "It's like taking candy from a baby,eating the candy,and watching the baby cry..." HMM I WONDER WHO SAID SOMETHING SIMILAR.. "You wouldn't take candy from a baby would you? I would...in fact I think I have.."-Richtofen 2.0 (Primis)

[@woobharb]

Was that also a SOE quote

[@Sn3dic]

@@woobharb no that was a richtofen quote, from some map in the old timeline, forgot which one though-

[@Glue_Eater06]

@@Sn3dic Gorod Krovi

[@IronMouseAndy]

NOW WHAT?????

[@8_Bitglitch1]

5:28

[@SwissSkiAnth]

Klaus is basically a mood

[@randycheow4268]

The voice of CRBR-S Strauss reminds me of Richthofen a little

[@xxalpha-_-ghosty649]

Why can I relate so much to klaus with out the killing

[@dossiebigham9113]

Me too

[@AL-135]

I think you missed the one strauss will say "that was an ugly Tower anyway" when you shoot the tower.

[@Nilan37]

“Imagine having the worlds baddest gun and NOT using it!” *SMR flashbacks intensify*

[@darthvader473]

Richtofen is always the funniest character in Call of Duty Zombies.

[@JSoEff05]

@Variks the loyal all he is, is "HA IM RUSSIAN AND I LOVE BACON!" or "fuck you stalin i am drunk" which i admit is kinda funy just not as richtofen

[@TerranPersoid725]

Shaw and Stuhlinger are up there too.

[@GokublackZ006]

Takeo is best boi, He is caring and worried about his friends and shows much respect

[@darthvader473]

@Variks the loyal Nikolai is funny too. But Richtofen is really funny. Heck, he even broke the fourth wall!

[@JSoEff05]

@@darthvader473 Tank does it constantly

[@zboy1152]

"If you're not gonna use me, why bring me along?" Good point

[@joshuahunter5205]

I like that there is some funny dialogue to make the match more enjoyable to play

[@tysonmoody777]

The amount of sex jokes in this map is just awesome

[@Bl33dingheart222]

Fr I wish the characters was like him 😔

[@troublingcow925]

I honestly thought Doctor Jager's hoarding line was pretty funny

[@khulegt504]

This is gonna be nostalgic in a few years

[@jackietang3789]

I give it about 2 years before these hilarious voice lines become nostalgic

[@fishyg2373]

Theres always that one map that they go crazy with every game and it feels like such a jump in quality from the rest of the game. Mauer is definitely that map.

[@SIC2071]

klaus is the cold war version of tedd

[@itzmeavery9854]

“if you want me to survive, you could try DOING SOMETHING!”

[@ahzhd423]

Makes me miss having our characters be the funny ones

[@a.k8185]

They shoulda have added more character to the soldiers we play as. You dont really want people saying that guns have more personality than your characters

[@shrednaught5]

I've always loved cold war zombies and MDT is definitely my favorite round-based, but I've never realized how many adult jokes they made on that map

[@lefthandedscout9923]

Gorev has a line I think is worth adding regarding getting the power fuses: "I did not expect one of Peck's pets to contain a fuse, but then again, you are fighting undead Nazis in 1985. All bets are off."

[@Thatraiderswagkid]

Putting Klaus in Outbreak was such a missed opportunity

[@cowgod1945]

Kravchenko can be funny sometimes 😂

[@SummerBlast4766]

There was another quote from Gorev after unlocking and picking up the CRBR-S for the first time. Captain Robot Guy or whatever Gorev says.

[@dragonsmoke16418]

0:10 what did he do?

[@cowgod1945]

What id probably do…walk into a strip joint and take pictures of what the semen demons leave behind and then randomly staple them around the office…allegedly

[@funguy3259]

generally my favorite lines are from doctor jager these 2 are my most favorite: when picking up a battery "if you needed a battery you could have just saids so, i have hundreds of these in my bag!" when you pick up CRBR-S "Requiem is taking LSD like its 1975!"

[@coramochi9992]

Death sandwich! 6:15

[@doge2584]

gorev is like that dad that was drafted and wants to go home.

[@andrejohannesaguirre6715]

5:10 dempsey reference

[@ralphmarbler27]

Klaus should really go to therapy.

[@ninjapistol14]

Man, I love Peck

[@GEMerc-su4cc]

Here we go again. Again

[@johnweslygasmen2300]

Grey CRBR S sounds like my hyperactive girlfriend on caffiene rush while rushing in warzone and doing quickshots

[@Lorenzomakaay]

Klaus is the show stealer in this map.

[@vindictivegrind9370]

The most funny part of this video is the duration

[@AirLight1646]

This map has so much more personality than the others

[@mistah3687]

CRBR-S is a great idea for a wonder weapon

[@bear_6]

2:12 billie eyelips fan critics?

[@VisualBasic6]

"I'm back baby!" B-Bender ? o.o

[@topdoomslayer3913]

I just now realized where I’ve heard the voices from the new wonder weapon from…

[@kazmoole9090]

I really hope Terminus has this level of good dialogue

[@cypressman2506]

At 5:09 I assume it’s a Dempsey reference because he said that many times

[@ReverseGow]

when you play this game on max fov so this looks way to zoomed in

[@jackietang3789]

I play on 98 FOV and yet even I can still say it's way too zoomed in 😂, then again I had to deal with it for nearly 10 years before Black Ops Cold War introduced a FOV slider for console peasants like me

[@commander_eaa2862]

The fact that the guns are funnier than the people using them lol

[@Bl33dingheart222]

How come Samantha didn't get sex jokes-

[@kota8394]

im upset that one stopping the train dialogue from klaus isnt here

[@itzmeavery9854]

“You just love giving orders, don’t you? Get my lunch, shine my shoes, STOP A FUCKING TRAIN!” “You want me to do what now?” “Stop a train? Sure! After that I suppose I should bring about world peace?”

[@AbletonRinzler]

1:49 American Mode. ------- 5:28 NOW WHAT??!

[@gabespiro8902]

I get that Cold War zombies had a bit of a mixed response but honestly as someone who’s played since WAW, Mauer and Die Maschine are pretty solid maps

[@r1f13man-sierra3]

Klaus is just revenant Richtofen

[@lordyegor55]

Gray is my favorite

[@White_ops_arcade]

OK but the first one

[@KaimiDaog808]

5:25 were you with another gun? Did you get bored? 😂

[@TheCrazyOne2]

2:39 The way she says "Please mind the gap" Is giving me flashbacks

[@clamchowdah9140]

Good old tedd

[@Regular_Everyday_Normal_MF]

Let me guess, the “Mind the Gap” mission in Modern Warfare 3?

[@TheCrazyOne2]

@@Regular_Everyday_Normal_MF haven't played

[@TheCrazyOne2]

@@Regular_Everyday_Normal_MF now I now that sounds bad

[@TheCrazyOne2]

@@Regular_Everyday_Normal_MF but I never got the chance

[@SkyRunner21]

Fresh ammunition! Just what tge doctor ordered!

[@JustAMountain]

You forgot the train bit

[@nanobite5985]

Rip Klaus :(

[@dodiandhika6684]

Sadly no breaking the 4th wall

[@zTheColonelz]

Carver is my favorite cerberus

[@faaznoushad1718]

Can you do Forsaken ?

[@dodgerwoods203]

Strauss CRBR-S Just quoted Dempsey!!

[@Ace_O_Sp4des]

I have to point out, I’m not used to the Field of View you’re playing at. I’m usually on the highest field of view when playing Cold War. It just looks weird. Lol.

[@slickcalf985]

Better than sex - Naga

[@TheShapeshiftingReptilian]

He ain't wrong

[@ethanmitchell78]

5:28

[@ClipCrew]

WHAT??!?? WHAT DID PRIVATE GUSEV DO?!?

[@Soldier-b7t]

You don't wanna know

[@ThatsMySkill]

i just wish treyarch will go back to a default crew like in the old games. i mean its cool that they still have funny and unique lines in there but i rather have it be the playable characters delivering the lines. the operators are kinda soulless.

[@yazidefirenze]

I prefer unique zombies player characters who don't change to suit the player, not the opposite

[@nlrenzo9432]

Who are the CBRBS characters? I thought you played as your own operators.

[@Camo-un8ee]

They're the other voices from the previous maps

[@FirebrandXVI]

One of the intel mentioned that the blueprint for the CRBRS had three personalities, so the voices that were portrayed by the prototype were Major Carver, head of hunting down the HVTs and closing the Aethereal Power Nodes on Outbreak; Doctor Gray, head of anything related to intel regarding the Dark Aether such as rover escorts and protecting Specimen Analyzer Stations, and Strauss, who's in charge of studying how the Dark Aether can shapeshift into many objects or substances. He handles procuring any artifacts created by his ECMs or Essence Conversion Modules, retrieving Aetherium Canisters via rocket delivery and extracting Aetherium itself by the primordial substance.