Black Ops Zombies - Takeo Actually Being Funny

This video compiles some of (in my opinion) funniest lines that can be heard from Takeo throughout all the Call of Duty games he has appeared in.
All footage used in this video was recorded and edited by myself.
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[@Napsta115]

Ultimis Takeo in bo1: emperor, honor Ultimis Takeo in bo4: *You have entered the comedy zone*

[@jbroz_tv0138]

I know it's kinda odd. Him and his Primis counterpart didn't really sound to different before just a slight age difference. But then in Bo4 he became your grandpa acting like pranksta gangsta

[@Dabadi4834]

He went from not wanting to become a cliche to becoming a cliche

[@Deathmare235]

@@Dabadi4834 wait isn’t it the other way around

[@theezquickscope]

@@Deathmare235 0:54 is on bo1

[@Deathmare235]

@@theezquickscope too bad that other than that he’s a cliche just like all of them but he’s more self aware in bo4

[@IcyianCanehdian]

Takeo just straight up said "not funny, didn't laugh" to Nikolai

[@glassofwater281]

Lmao

[@spidereejam687]

I now Nikolai is kinda un funny lmao

[@Timdeenter]

I loved hearing all of the different versions talking to each other on alpha

[@am-asx1012]

"I hate you takeo" -Nikolai from kino der toten

[@charliethelemon6893]

I hope his voice actor, Tom Kane, is able to fully recover and get back into voice acting some day. Such a talented voice.

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat]

In COD mobile there was an event involving the crew and instead of replacing Takeo's voice actor they didn't give him any lines, which is kinda nice of them, though it would be difficult to find an actor that can approach Takeo's original voice.

[@charliethelemon6893]

@@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat yea that's really nice if they intentionally didn't replace him. I hope he knows the fans appreciate how much personally he brought to the character

[@Drboss-jt8bs]

Recover from what ?

[@calebsatterfield1935]

@@Drboss-jt8bs Tom Kane had a stroke in 2020, which left the part of his brain handling speech impaired. His daughter has come out and openly said he won't be going back to voice acting, as even two years later he has incredible difficulty speaking and communicating in general. Its sad, but he's luckily got a very supportive and caring family who are helping him with his new normal

[@adventurianist2580]

@@calebsatterfield1935 And the amount of love his fans sent his way is also good. He truly has done an amazing work with this franchise. I'm just glad he's still alive. If we lost him, it would just be another horrible thing for 2020.

[@SillyGoober763]

Nikolai: *makes bad joke and gets trapped in garage* Takeo: “I missed the part where that was my problem.”

[@jeremyjr5507]

Spider-Man reference?

[@Frank_Wood]

Hes still in there

[@danyort1014]

(3:08) The fact that Takeo knows about 'Bro revive me i have ray gun' says a lot about Zombies mode devs

[@brysattack24]

He brakes the forth wall a lot

[@SGsmh]

bro fax tho thats what i was thinking about

[@weasel003gaming7]

@@brysattack24 Hey at least it isn't Dempsey, I'm pretty sure Richtofen gets an aneurism every time Dempsey does a 4th Wall Break and as a result Richtofen's brain is almost pure mush.

[@poggers9654]

2:46

[@TheCompleteMental]

Theyve always had their fingers on the pulse. I think it only took 1 map for characters to start calling it the "wonder waffle"

[@L0n3ly43th3arc]

Takeo was never unfunny he was pretty underrated

[@noaamonyakuza5]

On black ops 1 always restarted until I got him

[@Sgt.Peanut16]

@@noaamonyakuza5 I wish BO1 had a feature where we can choose a character we want to play as like L4D2

[@glassofwater281]

@@noaamonyakuza5 I was doing that earlier on BO3 DE

[@L0n3ly43th3arc]

@Amber Davis I love Primis and Ultimis

[@timetracker9759]

Dempsey gang

[@redcell9636]

I always loved Takeo's voice lines, he sounds like everyone's distally related yet affectionately jovial asian uncle that we all have somewhere.

[@ApophisNow_]

No

[@sentane8031]

I wish to find this man now, I have been given a quest to find my distant asian uncle.

[@asm7406]

​@@ApophisNow_Yes

[@rafaelgames720]

if i really have an asian uncle and he was like this, then id love him alot.

[@puddsanimations1756]

The community call takeo boring but he does have one of my favourite lines “My weapon is like Dempsey head. Empty!”-WAW tak

[@white2765]

I remember when i was in WAW Der Riese and the Guy why was Takeo was outta of ammo and tak said this line while i was walking towards him. Talk about great timing! Forgot to say i was Dempsey

[@hammertime5914]

Takeo was always funny he was just overshadowed by the others

[@aaalicethegoat]

True indeed.

[@starlightrains]

4:28 the way the music gets eerie when he says “was not funny” kills me lmao

[@kr1spiez]

lmao that should be a meme

[@CarlosSanchez-de3bo]

4:11

[@travishabursky4362]

Takeo was always funny, just constantly overlooked.

[@sanlorenzo7896]

When he’s surrounded in Ascension, he will sometimes say: “I will make the last stand of 300 look like happy hour!” It’s only on the BO1 version though.

[@lolstalgic9602]

Actually, he says in Bo3. He actually says it more because it's triggered by getting surrounded by zombies. Except in Bo1 "surrounded" voice lines only trigger in co-op

[@YZYGWD]

4:35 aw man that's actually kinda sad and sweet at the same time

[@EmbyrKhenPyre]

I've always loved Takeo's voice lines. Tom Kane really got dealt a bad hand.

[@AutumnBun321]

3:41 I've never heard of this quote, until now, and I love it. Takeo is most likely referring to the Villar Perosa, an Italian Machine gun used during World War 1, it was originally used for aircraft, but it was also used in an infantry role. Although the term Submachine gun didn't exist during that era (Unless you count Maschinen Pistole = Machine Pistol.), the VP is nowadays considered an early SMG, due to it using pistol caliber ammunition. The weapon held two 25 round stick magazines, and had a ludicrous rate of fire, which was necessary for quickly damaging enemy planes, which were mostly made out of wood at the time.

[@zardothgames1438]

Yeah that’s cool and all, but did they invent noodles?

[@PhartingFeeting]

@@zardothgames1438 Chinese people and Italians fighting to the death to claim ownership of making noodles

[@dicembre15_mat]

The vmp Is also italian, if you go to black ops 3 and load the campaign you can see weapon Nation For every weapon

[@AutumnBun321]

@@dicembre15_mat I'm aware, but my point is just referring to the Villar Perosa, though it's also possible that Takeo is referencing the Beretta 1918, the OVP 1918, or even the Beretta 38. (Though the VP came first, obviously.)

[@dicembre15_mat]

@@AutumnBun321 oh ok

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

2:30 bro straight up did the Revolver Ocelot Meow 😂

[@MWJUGGERNAUT2]

I thought that too lol

[@SiegwardofCatarina_]

0:33 I’ve heard that in Vietnam, the enemies would put their fecal matter on the tip of the spikes to infect the wound. So maybe the victim of the trap would be suffering from the smell and pain on their wounds.

[@Thaptawa]

Not for smell but for Infection

[@aaalicethegoat]

Very smart, but also very disgusting and frankly very brutal.

[@SkellyofSkellington]

I think they also put snake venom, poison etc.

[@jvl5379]

I wish he got the love that he deserves. It’s a crime that he’s under appreciated.

[@brenl693]

takeo is so innocent

[@kr1spiez]

4:43 Hello little lion!

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

1:22: even Takeo has Dempsey's powers.

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

5:16 I hate that I laughed at that part

[@doomspace7860]

When I remembered Takeo, my tears really started to fall. I'm serious. I'm starting to relive my childhood.

[@thatblooguy]

why the fuck is takeo kinda adorable in some of these quotes??

[@aaalicethegoat]

I mean it's Takeo.

[@sandalman3554]

0:09 hes actually referring the fact that soldiers shit on punji sticks infect enemies

[@sambesiili4698]

0:57 It's so funny, i'm not even kidding, that he says "i'm not above cliche yet" because they've not been to the Moon 😂😂

[@adventurianist2580]

Here’s to hoping that the next Treyarch Zombies game keeps the decent gameplay loop of Cold War but keeping the personality of the older games.

[@freeziboi3249]

That's what I'm really hoping!

[@UnknownUser-bk2kf]

They should just fix the Aether Story

[@Tokito935]

@@UnknownUser-bk2kf no please just let aether die

[@UnknownUser-bk2kf]

@@Tokito935 nah its a very good written Story from an Literature pov. And there is so much you can do with it. Like you dont need to write about Primis etc.

[@pigmuffin3581]

Yeah i'd take any actual character over just nothing even if they aren't as good as those who came before. ala Chaos Crew, IW Crew etc Might not be as good as Primis and Ultimis but are leagues better than the generic Operator lines in CW

[@parasiticus531]

Takeo is funnier than any other Japanese character in all of Call of Duty.

[@Deathmare235]

That says shit all

[@barple367]

Isn't takeo like... The only major japanese character apart from operators in any call of duty?

[@TheCompleteMental]

Funniest character named Takeo

[@smokey3504]

Takeo is the only Japanese character in Call of Duty

[@Cr1msnF4dger]

​@@barple367 if you don't count the japanese operator in Vanguard, yes Takeo is the only Japanese character

[@Doubledexter]

I'm so happy to see Takeo get the love he deserves. Tom Kane did an amazing job and brought such life and joy to the character no other person could replicate. Steve Blum, Fred Tatasciore, and Nolan North as both Ultimis and Primis

[@FirePhoenix0935]

3:58 BRO THE MUSIC MATCHES UP PERFECTLY WHEN THEY TALKED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xalex1885]

2:50 Takeo is great lmao

[@grubskies4221]

1:06 I got that line perfectly lined up and he said "OWWW" just as I ran into a wall

[@dvyand6674]

5:16 ayyo tf takeo XD

[@Dabadi4834]

5:56 lmao the fuck!!???

[@Phoenix0684]

Takeo was always funny Sure he isn't Crazy, Breaks the 4th wall and screams at the player, or drunk and makes multiple false jokes about his "wives" Ya Gotta admit the crew would be nothing without him

[@otakuwannbe4387]

He's the quiet kid of the group

[@aslightlystablefootsoldier9838]

Dempsey: “Hey Tak I like Nova Six” Takeo: “Nova Six, More Like Nova Sucks” (Cryopod Life Support systems shutdown)

[@aaalicethegoat]

Reminds me of the Hey Medic memes from the TF2 fandom

[@nudel6750]

Takeo went from being my least favorite to my most favorite in bo3, has some actually great lines

[@zombies4evadude24]

4:05 Savage 😂 Also the round music in the clip syncs hilariously.

[@ThatBillNyeGuy09]

Yeah, I always found Nikolai to be the least funny

[@rb_1576]

i actually really like playing as this guy in zombies more than other characters

[@Hydro.Lizard.diplomat]

One quote I had found odd was in Classified, when drinking the Cola/Soda perks, he says “new life flows through my veins, and- ow!… new life grows in my belly!” 😂😅

[@thejconstantine3081]

Takeo always brings the boom, it is why he is popular. They went there and it made me laugh so hard

[@JpgSilent]

0:08 I was high when this quote popped up and I laughed my ass off

[@caslet]

Cod zombies has a seesaw with seriousness and hiliarious shit in it.

[@kr1spiez]

I cant believe this is the same game with time travel, mythical stuff and shit but also the same game where takeo would joke about the “revive me bro i have raygun” meme

[@IifeIine]

0:33 my favorite lmao

[@vincentm.6109]

2:40 *(Everything starts to slow down and go black and white while Mad World by Gary Jules starts playing)*

[@Alex-uf7mz]

My favorite Takeo quote is when he says "i hope these reels are real reels" xD

[@kr1spiez]

4:15 Gas not lethal but may cause aharrucinations Haha! Hello little lion!

[@slickysloth6685]

Takeo is so wholesome 😭

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

I don't want them to recast Tom Kane. That's the equivalent of saying "you're all expendable, and we can simply replace you"; which is fucking scummy. Either let Aether die with dignity like it did before, or make it so that Richtofen and Samantha are the only two we'll be with throughout the journey. Perhaps Sam/Eddie could do a monologue about how when the Cold War began, they went to find their "old friends" in hopes of getting their help. But when they saw Tank, Nikolai and Takeo all had the lives they wanted; they were left in peace. Takeo got to see his children playing together. Nikolai got to return home to his beloved. And Dempsey went on to teach and train the future generations.

[@masteroogway2080]

5:42 | He just like me fr

[@aaalicethegoat]

Relatable

[@Basedbateman97]

imainge if the team were yelling at you when they go down "DOC I'M DOWN REVIVE ME!" "RICTOFTEN... I SEE THE MOTHERLAND" like them yelling at you the player trying to revive them lol

[@aaalicethegoat]

I feel it would probably be more work to implement a system where they call out the other team members specifically which is why they likely haven't done that, sadly

[@dante3723]

"Salt rifle, pepper pistol , wassabi gun"

[@Nuke_Gunray]

They really managed to finally make him funny in the end

[@squidwardtentacles9567]

Takeo was always funny, he was just undermined by Nikolai Dempsey and Richtofen who are a funnier. Takeo 2.0 is probably my favourite out of the four Primis characters

[@Laughy-Flaaffy]

My favorite line is when he gets the double points bonus and yells _”DOUBLE POINTS, DOUBLE THE HONOR”_

[@nahhman]

Finally the man gets his justice. This'll probably sound dumb but he might be my first or second of favorite zombie characters

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

I love that he went from a typical 1940s japanese soldier who believes in the emperor and bushido honor, to being a totally desensitized memebag

[@justin9489]

“Easter egg not so hard this time! Oh wait, this just power switch.”

[@relliklaires9368]

I love clicking a video and hearing “hey everyone” in the most putrid, 3 cheese pizza eating, dorky way

[@kr1spiez]

Lmao

[@vegetablue490]

Only a ‘nooby’ would take this shield! Takeo is seasoned vetaran! I was wrong! I need a shield! I need a shield!

[@lychee_jelly_tea]

takeo's so underrated i love him he deserves so much love frfr

[@TyroneMinkleWart]

Always liked Takeo than any other of the crew

[@Melothaskeleteeno]

Bro really said: 3:01 "Well Takeo.. There's always ritual suicide... Again.." Made me just go: 😢😨 And my brother went: "then shut up and do it"

[@jasonblundelldobebussing]

"Who let the dogs out?" (a) Takeo

[@Spaced0ut]

Considering what he went through in zetsobou(both versions of him.) he’s still so funny.

[@BucketIHead]

Small and dangerous just like me! -Takeo

[@thatbluehermit4011]

Why does Primis Takeo hate Ultimis Nikolai so much?! Has me dying of laughter 💀

[@Phoenix0684]

Because he sees what Primis Nikolai is and then he sees what he is and knows that these two only share three things in common Russian, a Soviet, and their name

[@kouriier6112]

His best lines are definitely in bo4

[@netheritepickaxe1506]

These basically all made me laugh

[@Kirby64Guy]

My absolute personal favorite character from the Primis and Ultimis Crew

[@slickcalf985]

this video gave me a new found appreciation for takeo

[@JakeRoAndOthers]

“Well Takeo, there is always ritual suicide.”

[@jackd.s.8837]

Takio is honestly so underrated

[@Hotsong780]

銃の品質は、それを持っている悪い野郎ほど重要ではありません

[@Lecturs]

Takeovwas always my favorite

[@preme5797]

As an adult I’ve grown to appreciate and love tak lots he’s awesome

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Takeo: the easter egg not so hard this time. Me from the Future: if he knew... 😁

[@smd7898]

underated, love takeo man xD

[@ingamesniperr]

The fact that takeo is funnier than victus and chaos is actually kinda sad

[@Deathmare235]

He really isn’t also how is it sad

[@kr1spiez]

@@Deathmare235 No its just a saying like its not actually sad to cry over they mean its just like disappointing

[@Deathmare235]

@@kr1spiez still don’t get it

[@aaalicethegoat]

Tbh OG Ultimis is probably peak COD Zombies humor for me. Then again I never really bothered with the newer games much aside from trying out Chronicles for a while

[@zackelphick2003]

2:46 mrtlexify would be proud

[@Adcts]

Ultimis and Primis really did peak in BO4...fuck now I really wanna play BO4 again

[@flamethrower17]

5:10 "Fetch me their souls"

[@patrik9328]

Italy invented Submachine-guns??!

[@aaalicethegoat]

I didn't even know that myself. Then again I mostly pay attention to the Axis side of things anyway.

[@jeremyjr5507]

They invented pizza.

[@misfortunecookie]

I was juat smiling and smirking until he said "Tak-tical rifle" then I lost it

[@Adster2008]

Takeo was my favorite zombies character mad underrated fr

[@frigginbirds]

I actually cackled at "Nova Sucks"

[@theoryboss7351]

Facebook page.. First Tank, now Tak. Who's next, Nikolai? Richtofen? **SAMANTHA?!**

[@ElectrikStatik900]

A rare sight indeed.

[@100billiongaming]

3:43 PRIM Takeo: Precision is middle name... Not really, but i make joke like Dempsey ULT Nikolai: *Holy cow!* (for some reason i just love how it sounds like Nikolai had a brief sobriety period and realized what Tak said)

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

Takeo's like a shovel Useable for just about anytime Damn sturdy And just funny enough

[@willlauzon3744]

To me Takeo becomes more interesting the longer you get to know him. I think at first he is the stoic one to contrast the others, but after going through hell and back with the others they start to rub off on him.

[@tbomb69]

I like how he turned from a simple, one dimensional cliche to a actual character. And that’s why primis takeo is my favorite character in zombies.

[@TheOnlySpawn]

Takeo is underrated

[@crawlerzombie1124]

from "being above cliche" on bo1 moon to the exact opposite on bo4 classified... my, how the mighty have fallen.

[@lotion5238]

Many times Ultimus Takeo actually made me laugh out loud, especially his self aware humor and many of his lines in Alpha Omega. He did it more often than Ultimus Richtofen made me laugh.

[@moonlitscorpion6830]

My favorite of the four ❤what an honorable iconic.

[@Ssniper-hd3re]

Takeo’s funny when he’s serious and unfunny when he make jokes

[@beter21137]

Takeo after interacting with Dampsy and Nikolae for like a year non stop.

[@ChrisDont]

4:34 For takeo, that was Deeper then the rest of his quotes

[@mobofthedeadenjoyer4921]

Tom kane is a legend

[@vxhwpwpekfjfldod3761]

*NO AMMO. DOUBLE THE HONOUR!*