Black Ops Zombies - Funny Dialogue

Going through the comments of my previous Zombies funny dialogue videos, I found a bunch of comments talking about lines I missed out, so I figured I would go back and record them to make a new video. In that process, I couldn't help but reexamine each every map in the Aether story just to find even more lines that I may have missed which took me a few weeks.
Once I did that, going into each game and actually recording the lines went by a lot quicker. That being said, some of these lines proved a little more difficult to actually record because I couldn't quite figure out what triggered them. All in all, was months in the making, so I really hope you guys enjoy it, and would very much appreciate it if you left a like, or a comment
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[@SONICX1027]

You can tell that the voice actors had a lot fun with playing their characters in Zombies, the comedy is perfect, especially when Tank breaks the the non-existent 4th wall

[@vcbunny1325]

Lol I would too, the dialogues were funny 🤣

[@trevorwalsh9443]

Wrong they worked crazy hours and was under paid Hence why they didn't show up in cold war Zombies.

[@jaysonvancouofficial6100]

@@trevorwalsh9443 easy, different timeline since everything got sucked by the dark eather

[@F.I.B1]

@@trevorwalsh9443 they literally died in bo4 for real this time.

[@ieatcarsyum8248]

@@trevorwalsh9443 no

[@mr.eccentric9378]

0:45 *"It doesn’t count if you were by yourself, Sammy",* Richthofen’s the best.

[@fxkinqfailure]

Literally the best line I've heard so far lol

[@josephdurand9538]

It’s so condescending it’s perfect😂

[@YourLocalSJWHater]

Richthofen grilled sammy for real 💀

[@SHROUD_15_]

He'd be a great inner voice 😂

[@theshadowlurker5761]

Honestly it caught me so off guard it was hilarious

[@woobharb]

1:35 The casual delivery killed me

[@user-vrgamer]

Dog why

[@fxkinqfailure]

Damn poor Nik

[@ImADeity]

I can see all of them at a bar and he just says that. All of them need therapy.

[@John_Bendy_Demon]

7:12 damn even in a zombie apocalypse Nikolai is still getting his money stolen by pole dancers lol

[@fxkinqfailure]

Man got them issues

[@ballsinspector42069]

Beech

[@isaakmerritt6676]

5:35 Richtofen: "This weapon brings out my more primative instincts" The zombie: "WAIT WUT?!"

[@TheRetroBross]

119 likes and no comments let me fix that

[@issacpack2295]

The zombies like I need a adult

[@draconis191]

5:30

[@Golden_Fox_Gaming]

IM DEAD 😂😂

[@omglordluca8914]

This here is my childhood. God bless Steve Blum, Nolan North, Tom Kane, Fred Tasticore and all the other amazing voice actors who gave me great memories.

[@OrangeCat67193]

Classic quotes I will say

[@kayagorzan]

Hell yes

[@queenoftheundead9097]

Same here dude

[@MilitaristTurkcu]

ong bro

[@StupidBlyat]

...uhh...Fred Tatascore dude

[@AstolfoSimp360]

4:52 Freaken richtofen man, this gets me all the time🤣

[@fxkinqfailure]

Every single damn time my guy

[@ClonedGamer001]

5:08 Me listening to the thumping coming from my neighbors' apartment at 3 AM

[@Frozted_]

4:50 this part is genuine comedy

[@zacharycabanie3030]

Are they trying to communicate? Oh, no they're doing their thing

[@misfitgaming2935]

The original characters are so damn funny

[@SupermanKal_El2185]

Are they trying to communicate- Oh no they're having sex.

[@fxkinqfailure]

This part literally had me rolling on the floor

[@laineygirl7410]

“Oh,no their having s3x🤭”

[@lilinsane13]

11:22 Kennedy you were way ahead of your time with that

[@quintinnowak-wolff7658]

It was richard Nixon not kennedy

[@luisf2793]

Nixon not Kennedy Also Nixon did start the war on drugs

[@grape_soduh]

6:31 I love how Nikolai was surprised by how takio can make jokes

[@fabrizeantonio4425]

Tak: "With this, I will finally win my colleagues' respect!" Me: "heh that's funny-" Tak: "Hope? You are all I have..." Me: *starts bawling on the floor*

[@aboiofcolor]

3:44 I am now convinced that Tank is traveling back and forward in time a bit too much

[@Kaijufan360]

@@bradytankdempsey1.064 That's Steve Blum whenever he's still salty to Facebook and the 4th wall break.

[@LazarouDave]

Funny thing is Nikolai and Takeo (I think those 2 anyway) both have that same quote on Ascension 😂

[@fxkinqfailure]

Poor Nikolai man

[@hatefuleyebrows]

8:06 holy fuck takeo jesus christ

[@deyontemyers4109]

I have several questions

[@bahamajamerz5059]

It's nikolia lol

[@alexking6660]

Think he meant 7:53 or yeah he was talking about Nikolai

[@hatefuleyebrows]

@@alexking6660 yeah i meant that oops

[@White_ops_arcade]

7:06 perfectly cut scream

[@Aloha_SnackBar]

Got a chuckle outta me

[@zacharycabanie3030]

"Agh-"

[@unknownuser8228]

6:49

[@AP__Anthony__]

4:06 imagine you lose the perk if you got that reaction from the character

[@natepolk9663]

Why is the vomiting sound soo REALISTIC?

[@mattdude]

You would be fucked since most of Nikolai’s perk quotes In revelations have him throwing up.

[@Thatraiderswagkid]

I think you meant 3:46

[@blacklight683]

​@Thatraiderswagkid from the amount of miss timed comments there is either a disgused bot infestation or the video has been edited

[@acethehunter7898]

Best quote is Richthofen saying "Ja, let's build a secret lab under Alcatraz it's only a twisted little pocket dimension.... FUCKING ILLUMINATI!!" Bo4 had some of the best quotes, that was probably only the saving grace of bo4

[@skeletizer]

True

[@bleach186]

Bo4 zombies was fine

[@chrisbyrd8317]

and it has a typo in the subtiles

[@XWBgaming]

"nfucking Illuminati..."

[@funguy3259]

@@chrisbyrd8317 which is why this game is so bad

[@AbletonRinzler]

7:41 True words spoken, Richtofen. Why would the Death Machine even need a warning label.

[@Kaijufan360]

7:03 "YES! Yes rain down with the poop!" Oh...the poop...." My favorite part about Richtofen is when he got hit by a zombie monkey. 4:49 "Are they trying to- Oh no they're having sex."

[@Dimension-hs7uk]

5:08 had me laughing so hard I almost choked on my water lmfaoo, it caught me off guard

[@GabetheSquid]

I know right

[@fxkinqfailure]

Literally dead 💀

[@cookies5817]

8:15 doom music starts

[@mrgamer5739]

Ah yes, JFK, the doom slayer

[@ultrasquid7006]

1:03 richtofen fuckin destroyed sam

[@MysteryMortis]

Man I love Richtofen so much

[@haydencole8936]

6:10 Zombie "SAM" JFK "Calm your liver mr wiggles"

[@someone-pi3np]

0:59 I’ve been looking for this clip everywhere

[@RealOrientedChaos]

7:10 this part killed me 💀

[@fxkinqfailure]

Every one of these lines got me dead asf 💀👍

[@ElijahPanzarspavegan]

“Poop”

[@JohnRock.357]

4:15 Takeo says "Rock And Roll" upon obtaining the Man-o-war referring to the power metal band Manowar.

[@gren8te319]

1:37 nikolai casually mentioning his dad';s abuse like he gives 0 fucks abot it made me burst out laughing

[@AnimeBoy-cs3em]

9:50 Classic old quote for Easter egg song. 9:55 Miss the old elective running President.

[@lfcforlifefr]

Lmao I love Nixon’s line it’s so funny I still play bo1 zombies just for that

[@danielbold6167]

Dempsey: What, are they going to put a music easter egg in every map now? Me: Yes, yes they are.

[@kaymonnn5441]

5:07 so true but they do it to the perk machines

[@notsaying7015]

"first one to make a joke about jugs gets a slap in the face" Well that was quick... And to the point... Holy shit

[@irvinsolchaga2119]

I'm still a bit confused on that one

[@necroticartery]

@@irvinsolchaga2119 Jugs as in boobs lol... she's saying if anyone makes a joke about her tits she'll slap them

[@irvinsolchaga2119]

@@necroticartery thanks it's just that day I was tired I barely came back from work and I didn't pay much attention to it

[@OmerKing916]

2:37 "here let me help you diiiiiiiiie!" Caught me off guard, no cap.

[@layuv]

it sounds like he has auto tune lol

[@OmerKing916]

@@layuv it also sounds like the game crashed.

[@sol71409]

10:53 I don't know about you guys but this one is really funny.

[@sergeantwolverinehulk8554]

5:56 I'm not a crook I'm not a crook I'm not a crook !!!!!!!!!!!

[@Stoneheart_09]

Foreshadowing, huh? (At least lore-wise...?)

[@ravadawn]

6:33 nikolai's little timed "holy cow" right after takeo omg

[@someone-pi3np]

6:46 nickolai cut is perfect 💀💀💀💀

[@shadowsiren]

10:46 OK that sounded more depressing than funny

[@Arkira_X]

The casual delivery of 2:46 killed me 😂

[@mallard975]

The way the zombie die after nikolia said I once I had elemental shard 😂😂

[@theequalizer694]

I like how the classified dialogue from bo4 are sometimes polar opposites of each other from the moon dialogue cause classified takes place before moon. Gotta appreciate the small details

[@samanthablack7990]

It takes place after moon doesn't it? Dempsey even asks Richtofen how he got his body back

[@redgta2506]

No ot takes place before, the ultimis from the final cutscene are not the ones we are playing with.

[@undead8478]

6:40 “Richtofen:these pockets are just so full I expect my pants will just fall down at some point ehem” Zombie:”AAUGH”

[@VernalJason]

That cut scream tho XD

[@LoonatheHellhoudgaming]

2:52 omfg wth nik! 😂😂😂😂

[@vuxygaming2539]

10:57 I died of laughter Nikolai is my fav 😂

[@SeaHunterPisces]

You've got to love how genuinely out of pocket some of the voice lines across the games are. It's genuinely hysterical.

[@jakeneilson7889]

I loved when “serious” Primis Ricthofen’s sus side slips out

[@mote_kela7127]

Nikolai: Water with 115 is not for drinking Nikolai: *_Drinks Jugg_*

[@leftintheoxafire]

4:51 oh alrighty then

[@darknnesfighter9052]

4:53 that made me spill my tea😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@buki9787]

3:14 when he squealed he kinda sounded like those animatronic cats or babies that your younger sibling had and it wouldn't shut up

[@BlackPatti78s]

Furbys?

[@Jmcallqe7]

And you wanted to throw it out the window so bad but you couldn’t

[@Cowboyvr2837]

4:49 was the best quote of all of them

[@Deagonboydragon]

0:58 damn chill man

[@115GumGobbler]

3:11 iconic quote

[@ElijahPanzarspavegan]

Hay it’s robuck

[@puggles325]

2:19 115 just came on when he said this.

[@MrOgge50]

7:39 “Is that a warning label? Warning handle with care, oh really!? I don’t think it’s likely”

[@Just2Chill4U]

2:41 that first pew was perfectly synced

[@bellum5432]

Man..... I love Takeo

[@sxy_agn]

Takeo: Precision is middle name! Not really, but I make joke like Dempsey. Nikolai: *HOLY COW*

[@dr.bright4198]

Richtofen bisexual icon

[@lillitheflower2571]

Yes. There is no way he isn’t bisexual or pansexual if anyone thinks otherwise they can go cry about it

[@t_keo]

thats another reason why im down bad for him

[@BigBoss-mt7hb]

If being a sexual deviant is a icon then i guess you're kinda fucked up 💀

[@BigBoss-mt7hb]

Why you always gotta make things lgbts you guy

[@dr.bright4198]

@@BigBoss-mt7hb he quite literally makes gay comments

[@zombiedude-dk7lc]

These dialogues are the reason why I prefer older zombies games (WAW, BO1, BO2, BO3) over CW.

[@Dannymart_88445]

Same

[@awesomeness-uj9qq]

BO4 right

[@ajitpye2403]

9:55 The truth stings sometimes

[@MrOgge50]

7:08 I can’t help but think to myself “Oh you poor bastard” I know everyone has different playing styles but I never let excavator Omicron or Epsilon breach

[@MrOgge50]

@@mattdude The excavators on moon are called, Pi for tunnel 6, Omicron for tunnel 11 and Epsilon for the Biodome

[@the_mando8464]

What is up with richtofen tho😂😂

[@MagpieMemes674]

3:28 never knew about this Easter egg. Can anyone tell me where it is

[@onesaucynougat7471]

4:03 does that mean the effects of the soda wore of since he puked it back up?

[@spyrax370]

2:13 Interesting. Ultimis Richtofen says the same thing when he drinks Double Tap on Kino.

[@SundrySun90]

10:15 “it’s a little gun, but it has a long barrel. Like my college roommate”

[@fridaynightfunkin2109]

3:33 😅😅

[@justablackholeinanotherbla6211]

nikolai got anything to say about how you lost your money Nokolai: 7:29

[@Rango_Rhinestone]

1:49 so we ain't gonna talk about how nik just drinks thru the helmet

[@thvl2018]

6:52 perfectly cut scene

[@GlitchedHeroes]

6:49

[@buddymanz6294]

6:49 why was that scream perfectly cut

[@Joshi_the_Yoshi]

So is no one gonna feel bad for Nikolai cause he got beaten by his father as a kid?

[@ViltrumiteIsRite99]

Some players are appalled, and some are relating to numbed-trauma. Poor Nik.

[@ShyerFox]

Bless, I've wanted another video like this for a while. Thanks.

[@sergeantwolverinehulk8554]

11:10 tick tock!!

[@teletubbie-chan9061]

5:08 best line

[@BOBINDUN]

It's so tragic that as soon as we got the funny original characters in bo4 they ended the story 😢

[@djsammysam5038]

11:34 that hit the wrong spot...

[@gamertab_]

10:53 nahh 💀💀

[@MasterfullyTheMannOfficial]

Lmao I love that line

[@ismaelgingles9409]

7:40 my favorite line.

[@vegeta7026]

2:06 roasted

[@Salem_S.]

I'm still rolling on the floor 🤣! My side hurts from laughing so hard!

[@youarememe3833]

5:07 needs no context

[@unactivechannel007]

8:42 oh my

[@vanessad8727]

0:48 oh I’m definitely turned on Dempsey 😫

[@Dannymart_88445]

Calm down there lady

[@LastGenRichtofenn]

@@Dannymart_88445 its dempsey. Enough said.

[@cuddles6707]

6:37 Ballistic Knife With Bowie Knife LOL

[@jeffjones7443]

Anyone notice at 10:12 if you pause quick enough and look at the top left corner you see this dude uses noclip, for whatever reason 😂😂

[@eggy6815]

1:15 ironically enough in the US owning a minigun is actually not against the law (unless you’re a convicted felon ofc)

[@Ingroo]

Marlton: Thank You, Mystery Man! Or should I say Hombre Mysterio? 0:52

[@hyrulesxhero]

omfg poor takeo one that last quote

[@marqgz]

All the primis cast are great friends. Brothers, if you will. Ultimis though? Really only Dempsey likes him.

[@WolfTrooperRex]

0:29 Ultimis Tank: Okay does this turn ya on? SOPHIA: Hello. I am the Stratigec Operations Planning Hullistic Intelligence Analyzer. Ultimis Tank: …Question solved!!

[@_Sherdil_]

Takeo ultimus is so funny

[@Hendrixx.i]

Today February 9th 2024 I found out Tank Dempsey had Facebook

[@trentwaskovich8337]

5:08 and 7:20 are the best quotes hands down

[@justarandomcommenterdontmi4485]

11:06 no you don't look like Dan Schneider

[@NinaDasher212]

5:08 and 7:22 got me xD

[@SYXX-II]

3:44 does this imply that Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook exist in Cod Zombies lore

[@itsghostfire54]

"It doesn't count if you were by yourself Sammy" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@DioneCorrigan896]

Ayo 👀

[@mr.nothing8031]

1:49 now how tf he drincc with that space suit?

[@aidanwhite2894]

Maybe they slip off their helmet for a second because they can temporarily breathe in space for some reason

[@deag8169]

7:40 she knows... that's all I have to say about that.

[@dallaslucci1884]

4:50 I’ve never heard that line but it’s my favorite line now

[@Sailentvid]

6:20 any Muslim noticed this 🤨

[@blacklight683]

?

[@noiveisnthere]

i had no idea richtofen was so fruity

[@ASROMAPERSEMPRE1927]

Is official:Richtofen some times haves autism